When it comes to America's sovereignty and security, the time for talk is over.
|WHO DIED AND LEFT AND
LEFT ILLEGALS IN CHARGE?
The term 'illegal immigrant' is a widely misused and watered down misnomer. According to the dictionary, an immigrant is:
1. A person who migrates to another country, usually for permanent residence.
What the dictionary failed to mention in it's definition was the fact that to immigrate, one would have to go through the proper channels and take certain LEGAL steps to enter and reside in a foreign country.
In the context of America's immigration mess, the proper term for border jumpers would be 'invaders' as those that took it upon themselves to cut the line and enter illegally and uninvited, broke the damn law. Hence the term 'Illegal Invaders' would be more fitting.
'Immgrants' are invited to enter America thru the front door. 'Illegal Invaders' sneak into America through that back window that we, foolishly, left wide open.
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For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over-diseased and over-crime ridden parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse.
We have become a door mat and dumping ground for scumbags, rat bastards and riff-raff of every ilk. Instead of welcoming 'hudddled masses yearning to breathe free, we're infested by other nations' toss-offs, exiles, undesirables and criminal scum.
We get the drug cartels, street gangs (MS-13), human smugglers and your basic garden variety Colonista with no intention of assimilating into the American fabric. We get something worse, as well, like the terrorist scum behind both World Trade Center bombings and the Fort Hood massacre. The unasked, but looming question remains, "How did THEY get here?"
America has bent over backward accomodating and enabling immigrants (legal) and invaders (illegal) by providing a better way of life for them and their children. American handouts include free (to the recipients, not the taxpayer), bilingual education, healthcare, social services, employment and other freebies that they won't get anywhere else, especially their own pissant country of origin.
Most immigrants (legal) are eternally grateful for the opportunities they have found here in America. Their gratitude and contributions are acknowledged and rewarded in the form prosperity and freedoms beyond their wildest dreams.
It's not eager immigrants seeking a chance to WORK FOR their own piece of the American Dream that's wilting the worm in our tequila bottle, PIGsters. We welcome them and their contribution. Our beef is with those ungrateful invaders who insist upon importing their Third World culture. Our beef is with the free loaders who overburden our educational, medical, judicial and economical systems, demanding that we jump through their every little hoop and smile while we're doing it.
|Everything From A to Z In Stomping
Out Illegal Invasion
You gotta love those pioneering Arizonans! First they insist on enforcing an already existing federal law. By enforcing immigration policy, by protecting their sovereignty THEMSELVES, Arizonans stirred up a rattlesnake den of debate, discourse and protest.
Gee, you think with all the kidnappings, murders, human and drug smuggling of and by illegal invaders that Arizonians could exercise just a little more patience. The usual suspects plea for Arizonans to show 'tolerance' by waiting for the Feds to actually do their jobs. What a crock!
No way, Jose. Arizona got a little TOO REAL for some by taking the bull by the balls and signing SB 1070 into Arizona State law.
If you can read and understand plain English, click the link below:
Caution: You'll find nothing that is 'anti-immigration' or anything about racial profiling, either.
SB 1070 Fact Sheet
Immigration, Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods
|For Every Action...
|...An Equal And Opposite Reaction!
Americans have had more than enough of this Colonista parasite crap. From sea to shining sea, rational, street legal, America-dwelling, adults are shouting, "Bite Me, Chico, The Free Ride Is Over!" We know THEY are listening, because we're hearing an awful lot of noxious name calling and hyperoble emanating from the Colonista's, Colonista Coddlers, sympathizers, aiders and abettors. These border jumping bed wetters insist that, because Americans support strict border security and a stringent immigration policy, somehow, we're the bad guys who need to attend some, 'love thy local border jumping scumbag' sensitivity training seminars. Which part of 'Bite Me, Border Jumping Scumbag' don't they understand?
The F.S.O.P. has some burning, WTF-Style questions:
Who died and left Illegal Invaders in charge?
Who died and left our sovereignty at the mercy to the dictates of home-grown Educrat, corporate and political quislings?
What's in it for the Colonista Coddlers, Corporate Coddlers AND the pandering parasitic horde known as politians?
Since when do we need the seal of approval regarding our immigration policies from the president of a pissant foreign country whose record of human rights abuses and own immigration policies are too brutal to include while addressing a U.S. Senate session? (Mexico's Felipe Calderon)
Who gets left holding the bag and paying for all the red carpet treatment of illegals in the form of packed jails, classrooms, hospitals and freeways, to name a few?
What's your damage, anyway? You came here uninvited, you crashed our party, made a huge mess that WE have to clean up and you're mad at us? If anything, these ungrateful Colonista Invaders ought to be happy the free ride lasted as long as it did. They should thank us for letting them milk that Entitlement Cow for all they could.
Arizona's passage of SB 1070 is an enormous first step and has awakened a sleeping giant of epic proportions. It could have consequences that overshadow 9/11.
If one were to take the time and read the bill, (which is written in plain English) there is no mention of 'anti-immigration' policies or racial profiling.
We are not anti-immigrant, so don't even start up with that crap. We welcome legal immigrants who come here to become one of us, as an American. We are, on the other hand, determined to forcibly evict the invaders, the gang bangers, the Jihadikazes, and the Reconquistas who come here to destroy this land conceived in liberty. It's a fight for our national identity, a fight for our national sovereignty, one that we can't afford to lose.
This page is dedicated to that fight. On this PIG page, you'll find items from the front lines in the war to Save Our Sovereignty.
Assisting us in gathering news, commentary and other information is PIG's undercover coyote, Porco Villa.
Also, remember these kind words from your friendly Uncle Sam...
JULY 16, 2014
FROM TAXI HACK
IIn my post The Pig Trap, I posited that our current situation is not a left/right or liberal/conservative or Democrat/Republican issue, but an “us against them” issue… “we the people” versus the political class, and our current immigration mess illustrates that perfectly. The truth is that the political class of both parties are perfectly OK with the current chaos at the border, because they both benefit from it. The establishment Democrats want millions of new voters, and the establishment Republicans want cheap labor for their business donors… it really is that simple. They don’t care that these immigrants strain budgets, cause increased crime and poverty, burden our schools, prisons, hospitals, and law enforcement agencies, and hurt the job prospects of Americans and legal immigrants… like I said, they don’t give a fuck about you or how this shit affects you, they only care about how it benefits themselves and their cronies.
Let me say up front that I am 100% for legal immigration… come one, come all. Sell all your shit, gather up your kids, leave the shithole you were born in, and come to America… but SIGN THE FUCKING GUESTBOOK! Obey the law! America has very generous immigration law, and while it is not fast, it is worth the wait and the work, and in spite of Obama, America still beats where you came from.
I admit that I am a simple man, and so I simply don’t understand the perceived difficulty in sorting out this immigration problem… I swear, 535 taxi drivers and plumbers and nurses and bartenders and pizza delivery guys motivated by love of country rather than political benefit could fix this in a week, as opposed to most of the elite morons that currently inhabit our Congress, who have been pulling our dicks on this matter for decades. So right here and now, I am going to solve the immigration problem, single-handedly, in three simple steps. You read it here first.
First, we are going to operate from the premise that immigration is GOOD, if that immigration is lawful and the people we are admitting are here to contribute to America, not become a burden on her. And since our teacher’s unions are fire-proof and are churning out illiterates that don’t know shit and can’t tell you what any two Amendments of the Bill of Rights are and don’t give a fuck about anything besides Facebook, smoking weed, and the next season of the Kardashians, we are gonna need us some Indians, Japanese, and other educated immigrants if we have any hope of surviving as a nation.
Second, we are also going to operate from the premise that border security is GOOD, because serious people want to kill us. If you have picked up a newspaper in the last ten or twenty years, you have to know that there are some brown people out there whose only purpose in life is to kill Americans and destroy the USA, and we are conveniently letting thousands of brown people cross our southern border every damned day. If George Bush and Barack Obama have been telling us the truth and there is indeed a Global War On Terror™, why wasn’t the border sealed up as watertight as a frog’s ass on September 12th, 2001, long before the TSA started banning nail clippers, bottled water, and shampoo, and started groping our children’s crotches and strip-searching little old white ladies from Topeka in wheelchairs?
So, accepting those two premises, here is how we solve the immigration problem in America:
Step One: Strafe The Border
We don’t need walls or fences, we don’t need hundreds or thousands of new border agents, all we need is air power. My original thought was to pull some old Vietnam-era Hueys out of mothballs, but I realized that isn’t necessary. We have military bases out there along the border with Apaches and Blackhawks, and the pilots and personnel need training and practice, and we have our Nintendo drone jockeys that need training as well. Warm up the night-vision and FLIR gear, load the Ma Deuce, and fly the border. When a group of immigrants is seen approaching the border, lay down some fifty caliber fire 10 yards in front of them, and turn them back. I would wager that after 30 days of this policy, illegal border crossings would become exceedingly rare.
Now, if you are some liberal idiot, you might be thinking, “But… but… but… what if we KILLED someone?”
Well, that would indeed be unfortunate, but that person was BREAKING THE LAW. What part of “illegal immigrant” do you not understand? I have no more sympathy for that person than I have for a bank robber that pulls a gun on a cop, a crackhead that gets shot in a robbery, or a burglar that gets his head blown off breaking into the home of an armed, law-abiding citizen. And it does not matter that he was only trying to give his family a better life; he could have given his family a better life without breaking the law. No one gets shot at the immigration office in Tijuana… the line forms to the right, take a number, have a seat in our air-conditioned lobby, fill out this form, and we will get to you on a first-come, first-served basis.
Step Two: Remove All Incentives
No illegal immigrant gets a job or any taxpayer or governmental benefit by being here. Jail business owners that are found employing illegal immigrants, and even offer incentives and tax breaks to employers that hire only legal immigrants. No driver’s licenses, no food stamps, no Section 8 housing, no welfare, no school enrollment, nothing. Reduce illegal immigrants to the lifestyle of Sterno bums living under an overpass, and they will stop coming. In fact, hunger alone will compel them to “self-deport”, as Mitt famously stated… that, or get their paperwork in order.
Step Three: Deport Them All
People say all the time, “Well, you can’t deport 10 or 15 million people,” and I say, “Why the fuck not?” It took decades to get where we are today, and it may well take decades to make things right. Think of this as a long-term jobs program to stimulate Obama’s crappy economy, with hundreds of Class-B licensed bus drivers and pilots added to the job rolls across the nation. If an illegal immigrant has an encounter of any sort with a police officer or other government official anywhere in the United States, they will be detained and put on a bus to a new outbound immigration facility in Arizona, where they are given the choice to walk south, get jailed, or get shot. If an illegal immigrant is arrested for criminal activity, they will serve their term, then be put on the bus. If you are arrested with MS-13 or Zetas tattoos or affiliations, well, you will earn VIP seating status and will bump a poor tomato-picker out of his seat on the next bus to the border. The Mexican government let you in, so you are now their problem.
And no, I really don’t give a rat’s hairy ass if Mexico objects… fuggum. They have been facilitating this for decades, and I don’t believe for a second that 9 year olds from Guatemala and Honduras are traversing Mexico without government help. Meanwhile, they are holding a US Marine in hellish conditions, simply for making a wrong turn into Mexico, and refusing to turn him over to US officials or release him outright. And just what are they going to do, declare war on the United States? We could destroy all their infrastructure and military capacity in 72 hours, “Shock and Awe” style… this situation might inspire even them to get serious about sorting out their own corruption, crime, and domestic problems, especially with thousands of new Spanish speaking people flooding into their country every day for the next decade or two.
Again, if you are a liberal idiot, you might say, “But… but… but… what about THE CHILDREN???”
Well, with only one four year old child myself, I may be something of a novice at the whole “parenting” thing… but even with my limited experience at being a Dad, I am pretty sure I would not try to circumvent the immigration law of another country and sneak into Mexico or Canada or Norway or Iran or China or Russia or Bolivia or Pakistan or Tanzania or Croatia, thereby risking arrest, prison, and deportation, and leaving the disposition of my cute lil Punkin’ at the whim of some political bureaucrat in a place like, oh, I dunno… Pyongyang or Manila or Istanbul…
Mi amigo, if you are in cuffs and on your way to Tijuana, crying about your babies, I got no sympathy for ya… you fucked up, and you have no one to blame for your child’s predicament but yourself. Own it, Papi…
Now if you were born in this country to illegal immigrants, the current (but incorrect) interpretation of the law says you are indeed an American (if you can provide documentation of that), but Mom and Dad have to go. And if you are a minor, that means you go to the custody of another family member that is a US citizen, or at least an immigrant that is following the law and has legal documentation, or you become a ward of the state until you are of age. Yes, that sucks… but blame your foolish parents, and not the laws they violated. You do have the option to return south of the border with your parents, if that is what they want, and if Mexico accepts your American passport.
Again, if you are a liberal idiot, you might say, “But… but… but… America is a nation of immigrants!”
Yes, that is very true. But to paraphrase an old song from the sixties, “the times, they have a-changed…” The Pilgrims that came here in the beginning of our history got no government assistance. The British colonists didn’t get food stamps. The French immigrants didn’t get welfare. The Irish and Italian immigrants streaming through Ellis Island didn’t get Section 8 housing, nor did the Dutch or the Germans. The Chinese that flooded the west in the late 1800′s didn’t get EBT cards. The Jews fleeing Europe in the early 20th century didn’t get dick from the government. The Koreans and Vietnamese and Cambodians and Laotians didn’t get squat. All they got was FREEDOM and LIBERTY… and that was enough. They made their own way, worked hard, learned English, assimilated, and became Americans. But these millions of Mexicans are here only for the freebies and demanding that I press *1 for English, soaking up an ever-increasing amount of ever-decreasing taxpayer dollars, and frankly, we simply can’t afford it.
America is a country based on WORK, not immigrants. Get legal, get your paperwork in order, learn English, get a job, or get the fuck out. Problem solved.
JULY 14, 2014
Israel deployed its Iron Dome defense to shoot down the missiles Hamas fired at Tel Aviv Tuesday. The Israelis shot down all forty missiles. President Obama weighed in, asking Israel if they have anything that can shoot down the incoming questions about his immigration policy.
JULY 04, 2014
MAD AS HELL IN MURRIETA, MEXIFORNIA
Residents of Murrieta, CA broke out the Un-Welcome Wagon to incoming buses filled with illegal border jumpers - many unaccompanied children - by protesting, blocking and ultimately rerouting the buses to a Border Patrol facility in San Ysidro.
The local citizens let their anger be known with sentiments such as "Go home — we don't want you here," Some were waving American flags and holding signs that read "Return to sender" and "Bus illegal children to the White House."
"We've had it," said Carol Schlaepfer, a retired Pomona resident who protested Tuesday in Murrieta. "We all want a better life. ... You can't come to our country and expect American citizens to dole out what you need, from grade school till death."
The town of Murrieta, with more than 100,000 residents, was outraged at federal plans to distribute detainees from overcrowded facilities in Texas, unable to deal with the influx of Central American migrant workers and unaccompanied minors crossing the border.
Natually and predictably bus loads of Colonista Coddling Crybabies are showing up as well, stigmatizing and villifying the residents of Murrieta, accusing Murrietans and those in support of their protests ant-immigrant, anti-family and more specifically, anti-children.
Anti-children? Well, I'm sure that the good folks of Murrieta have their own children for whom they want nothing but the best for. An influx of unwanted illegals will only add to the townships burden, by forcing Murrietans to sacrifice their kids' quality of life for the sake of unwanted, uninvited illegals in the form of taxpayer funded medical (for all the potential diseases being brought in by border jumpers), education, (bi-lingual, what else), housing, (maybe they can stay at a Colonista Coddlers home, or better yet, the White House).
PIG props go to the residents and supporters of Murrieta who got mad as hell and did something about this potentially impending invasion by saying loud and clear, "Get The Fuck Out!" and exercising their First Amendment Rights to lawful assembly on this Fourth Of July.
Murrieta is hot enough as it is being located in the desert, but stay tuned, PIGsters, the fireworks for this fiesta is just getting warmed up and it just may get muy calienté.
JULY 02, 2014
SAD BUT TRUE
JUNE 17, 2014
A NOT SO FUNNY TOON
JUNE 15, 2014
We all know what ‘Anchor Babies’ are and in case you don’t, I’ll ‘splain.
An Anchor Baby is a child of an illegal border jumper that is born on American soil, thereby granting that child American citizenship by virtue of American law. (Funny, it’s about one of the only U.S. laws illegals understand.) It’s also a sneaky way for the illegal parents to use the child as a shield against any chances of deportation, usually.
Just wondering, though, what if a family sneaks in with a pet and the pet gives birth to a litter of kittens or puppies? Does that protect the owners of the litter from deportation?
Just wondering, but I hope this posting doesn’t give the wrong people (illegals and their coddlers) any wrong ideas, but don’t be surprised if some illegal applies for amnesty because they are the owners of anchor pets.
JUNE 10, 2014
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE
JUNE 01, 2014
NO CAPTION NECESSARY
MAY 25, 2014
MAY 05, 2014
¡ CINCO DE MAYO !
Today is a special day here in a little pocket of the PIGdom and it does not include piñatas, Mexican flags, mass consumption of refried beans, Jose Cuervo or Corona beer. (I wish, because I love that stuff).
No, your most humble publisher will not take this day to celebrate like a wannabe Mexican, but rather have a day with his good friend who happened to immigrate to America LEGALLY, learn our language, customs and basically assimilate like most LEGAL immigrants do.
For my friend befriending me, my country and way of life I applaud her and all huddled masses yearning to breathe free, LEGALLY, I and The Free State Of PIG salute good folks like er that play by our rules.
Happy Birthday, Mi Amiga!
APRIL 12, 2014
APRIL 07, 2014
APRIL 02, 2014
Mexican President Has a Boo-Boo Over U.S. Deprtation of Illegals? Perhaps he is mad because the dumb one's got caught and he's going to be stuck with the defects.
Read on by clicking image.
FEBRUARY 27, 2014
FEBRUARY 26, 2014
FEBRUARY 21, 2014
For What It's Worth
On August 04, 2013, Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament), and gave a speech about the tensions with minorities in Russia: "In Russia, live like Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, and live the life of Muslim's then we advise them to go to those places where that's the state law.
Russia does not need Muslim minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell 'discrimination'.
We will not tolerate disrespect of our Russian culture. We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation.
The muslims are taking over those countries and they will not take over Russia. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of Sharia Law and Muslims.
When this honorable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the Russian national interest first, observing that the Muslims Minorities Are Not Russians." The politicians in the Duma gave Putin a five minute standing ovation.
It is a sad day when a Communist makes more sense than our own president, but there it is!
FEBRUARY 18, 2014
1) 12 to 20 million foreigners who swarm into your country, uninvited, set up enclaves in your cities, and refuse to leave peacefully.
2) A process though which large numbers of hostile foreign nationals violate another nation's border, spreading death, destruction and disease in their wake. See also border jumping scumbags.
FEBRUARY 11, 2014
4 Mexicans in a Rowboat U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of Americato reclaim theterritory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catch's his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 11 million are already there!"
FEBRUARY 06, 2014
JANUARY 29, 2014
JANUARY 15, 2014
JANUARY 01, 2014
From PIGster GM
We need to show more sympathy and compassion for these people.
* They travel miles in the scorching heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others won't do, or are afraid to do.
* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
* They rarely see their families, and they face adversity in many forms, all day - every day.
I'm not talking about illegal aliens
I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegal aliens, costing the U.S taxpayers $100 BILLION each year, but don't support our troops or veterans!!!
DECEMBER 21, 2013
NOVEMBER 27, 2013
...AND STAY OUT!
OCTOBER 30, 2013
Dear Mr/Ms. Mexican invader,
While I'm not in favor of granting you amnesty in any form, I do understand your pain. You are terribly frustrated with your promised savior, Barack Obama, and are not just a little angry that he's failed to deliver the American citizenship which you aspire to. Well, let's get that issue out of the way immediately; Barack Obama has failed to deliver on any of his promises, whether it is universal gay marriage, or full employment and a robust economy, or in your case, a green card. So, let's just call Obama an equal opportunity heart-breaker, huh?
Okay, I know that does nothing to quell your anger. You see, you come from a country where no laws are honored and obeyed, you come from a country so thoroughly corrupt that, to even get a telephone hookup, or your gas turned on, you've got to pay a bribe to someone. Your justice system is the best that money can buy; if you have enough you can walk away from murder and mayhem. And your country is rotten because her citizens, you, gave up on it, walked away...and even imported those same values to this country by buying entry with a pack full of marijuana or a box of kid-killing crystal meth on your back.
We Americans, on the other hand, lived under the rule of law...at least until five years ago when we fell under the spell of a Chicago politico, a politician so skilled and so ruthless and so mean spirited that many of us are wondering if the guy is not the anti-Christ of biblical legend. Still, America is still peopled by millions of God-fearing, law abiding people who don't believe you allow law breakers like you to be rewarded in any way. Nearly three quarters of us do not believe you should receive a path to citizenship and, if we had our way, you'd be on mule team caravan headed back to the Mexican border.
Yes, we understand why you parade down our streets and demand amnesty...again you, coming from a land of the lawless, have no understanding of our wanting our immigration laws enforced. We understand your anger because you can't understand it, you just can't fathom a society where law breakers are punished, and not rewarded!
've offered you a whole ton of honesty here; now I would ask for you to return that honesty by admitting the real reason you come here. It is not to work hard and make a better future for you and your children; it is to game our social service system and fight for your place at the government tit. Our own Health and Human Services reports that over 75% of you are on some form of American public assistance, be it through the auspices of your anchor baby or through identify fraud. Last year alone the IRS issued checks exceeding $12 billion dollars in Child Tax Credits for which you were not entitled. You regularly plunder our food banks, driving up in late model SUV'S and packing I-Phones, all made possible by your underground cash wages and have learned the art of commandeering WIC, Welfare, Section 8 housing, free K-12 education for your children and deeply discounted college tuition rates.
Mr./Ms. Mexican invader, let me offer you a bit of tough love. You can march in our streets, by the millions, till the cows come home, and you'll not get amnesty. Had Obamacare not been such an unmitigated disaster, had Obama been willing to agree to cooperate with Republicans to reduce spending, had Benghazi not occurred, had NSA spying not been revealed, you might have had the tiniest chance that amnesty would be argued this year. Well, sorry, we've run out of time. The rest of this year will find Congress wrangling over another year of sequestration and another 'spring fling" with the debt ceiling. And as spring arrives the political juices begin flowing in earnest as we enter a pivotal election year....where the budget and chronic unemployment and the doubling of medical premiums will be the hot ticket issues.
So march in the streets, scream if you must, throw the most violent of tantrums...but they will be for naught. Oh, we might toughen up our E-Verify laws, we might give your children a path to citizenship if they agree to serve in the military or in a nationally recognized community service organization, but the rest of you will be left where Obama always leaves his supporters...on the outs...
Not sad...not sad at all.
OCTOBER 29, 2013
THE ULTIMATE REQUEST TO THE ULTIMATE STEALER OF AMERICA'S SOVEREIGNTY
OCTOBER 21, 2013
"Why should I pay $60.00 on pay per view to watch two Mexicans beat the shit out of each other when I can go to my local bar and watch them go at it in the parking lot for free?" - Daniel Tosh
OCTOBER 11, 2013
THIS JUST FIGURES, RIGHT?
OCTOBER 07, 2013
PUP TALK...IN ENGLISH
I'm dying to know. Why can my little dog understand more English commands from me than the average low ball, low rent illegal infiltrator?
My bad. I forgot, they are better than us common Americans and are either above learning English because they're special or they are too damn stupid.
Now, since my little pup took the time to learn English very studiously, and I saw her and an illegal in peril on the verge of drowning in the Rio Grande, I would jump in and save my little pup. In a heartbeat, Pedro.
Why? First, she was born in America, so by virtue of her LEGAL AMERICAN birth status, she comes first. Second, she understands plain f**king English. Third, she is LEGALLY licenced, not disease ridden and has all her shots and is clean as a whistle.
Holy frijoles, Porco Villa, are you being xenophobic?
Yep. My little dog sat me down and had a deep conversation with me and said "Hey, dude, if I can be willing to give my life and loyalty for your security and personal borders, why can't the Federales do the same for America?"
Dogs say the darndest things and make more sense than their two legged masters, huh?
Dammit, I forgot to mention, my dog is NOT a Chihuahua.
SEPTEMBER 17, 2013
FOUL! OFF-F**KING SIDES
SEPTEMBER 14, 2013
FOUL! OFF-F**KING SIDES
SEPTEMBER 12, 2013
WHAT PART OF "GET THE F**K IN LINE!!!" DO THE
ILLEGAL INVADING HORDE NOT UNDERSTAND?
SEPTEMBER 10, 2013
THE UNVERSAL LANGUAGE...
SEPTEMBER 09, 2013
A PRESSING ISSUE
The following image and quote are from an anonymous online source but does indeed reflect the opinions of PIG's publisher.
"...Stamp a 1 one their foreheads and press hard until they speak English. Those of us without a stamp have direct connect to English we shouldn't have to press a m***f***ing thing!"
SEPTEMBER 07, 2013
SEPTEMBER 05, 2013
THE 'I' WORD BANNED AT UCLA
The Thought and Word Police are alive and well on the UCLA campus.
The UCLA Undergraduate Students Association has banned a 'derogatory' term involving the 'I' word.
What is the 'I' word and why is it banned? The 'I' word is, drum roll please, "Illegal Immigrant" and is banned because according to members, is "a violation of the human rights enshrined in the U.S. Constitution."
Newsflash, Heads-Up-Your-Asses Illegal Immigrant coddlers.
The U.S. Constitution does not contain the phrase “illegal immigrant.”
The Constitution does contain a single instance of the word “illegal” in a paragraph of the 14th Amendment concerning the validity of public debts.
The word “immigrant” does not appear anywhere in the founding document.
All of that aside, I always thought that the term "Illegal Immigrant" was a soft enough term and should actually be termed what illegals really are: Invading Hordes Oppressing Patriots, or IHOP for short.
I was also wondering, what is the punishment for a first offense of an individual exercising their First Amendment Rights on campus by using the term, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?
I would imagine something Draconian, like that individual being escorted and deported from campus, complete with no tuition refund.
Let's call the 'I' word what it really is: IDIOCY.
SEPTEMBER 04, 2013
BEWARE OF INVADERS BEARING GIFTS
SEPTEMBER 02, 2013
A RED CARPET FROM THE RED SHED
SEPTEMBER 01, 2013
A GOOD DOG DOING HIS DUTY
AUGUST 25, 2013
THE HIGH CO$T OF CORRECTNE$$
AUGUST 20, 2013
SHERIFF JOE vs. CAREER INVADER
Is it us or does it seem that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is the only real hands on elected enforcer of the borders?
Well, he's at it again, doing what he does best. Catching Border Jumping Invaders and pissing off Colonistas and Colonista Coddlers.
Click below to see why we like Sheriff Joe.
>>> Smugglers >>>
AUGUST 17, 2013
SOME SEEM TO BE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS
AUGUST 16, 2013
NO CAPTION NECESSARY
AUGUST 13, 2013
A QUESTION FROM CHUCK WOOLERY
AUGUST 11, 2013
OLD SCHOOL IMMIGRATION REFORM
AUGUST 10, 2013
AUGUST 09, 2013
A PORTRAIT OF PORCUS VILLA
JULY 09, 2013
PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH
Here is a musical statement that sends a message to all about the value of learning and speaking English and why Americans DO NOT WANT TO PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH IN AMERICA!!!!!
>>> Press One For English >>>
JULY 07, 2013
THEY COME TO AMERICA
Film maker Dennis Michael Lynch was interviewed on Fox News recently and exposed the crappy issue of Illegal Immigration with his independent film documentary, "They Come To America."
>>> Teaser Interview >>>
Here is a link to his site, "They Come To America" where if you order 1 DVD, he'll send you 5.
>>> They Come To America >>>
JULY 03, 2013
ASSIMILATION: WHEN IN ROME, OR ISTANBUL...
Years ago, your most humble, but pissed off publisher found himself in Istanbul, Turkey on a business trip.
I stayed for 30 days in the Topkapi region of Istanbul and experienced immediate culture and language shock.
What did I do that border invaders to America don't? I, as quick as a wink began to learn their culture and language and got to know and assimilate with the local Turks.
Why? It was a matter of survival and interest and curiousity with that part of the world's culture. I did not ask for any money from anyone, in fact, I took several Turks out to dinner or lunch.
In turn, they saw my interest in Turkey and Istanbul and offered to be tour guides and show me the sights and teach me their language. They did everything from telling me where to eat to taking me to see the famous belly dancers. Even introduced me to a beautiful Turkish woman who was fascinated with America and American's and she became my escort, in a more than friendly way.
Bottom line: The Turks accepted me due to my interest in their history, heritage, language, religion. So, Chuey, if I can gain acceptance in a foreign land, why can't you?
Chuey, you're smart enough to SNEAK across our borders ILLEGALLY, but you can't learn our language, but yet become yet one more invader and burden to our American way of life.
Next time you want to play Sneaky Pedro, go to Istanbul instead of America. The Turks will take you school about assimilation and local language.
After all, when in America, DO THE FUCK AS AMERICANS.
MAY 26, 2013
BABEL: BORDER-JUMPING STYLE
MAY 21, 2013
THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN IS ALSO
THE LAND WITHOUT MUSLIMS
How Americans can learn about saving it's sovereignty from the Japanese.
The following is from Jewishpress.com
>>> Read More >>>
MAY 19, 2013
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia, Ontario, said, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called, "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be liquor store called, Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the very same tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others. Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
MAY 11, 2013
MAY 10, 2013
FROM HOPE 'N CHANGE CARTOONS
It strikes Hope n' Change as exceedingly odd that girls as young as 15 can now make the decision not to support a child for their entire life, but that adult Americans aren't being given the same choice when it comes to supporting illegal aliens for their entire lives.
Specifically, if the immigration "reform" proposal currently in the Senate is adopted, it will conceivably cost taxpayers $6.3 trillion to support 11 million formerly-illegal immigrants. According to the Heritage Foundation, who are smart folks that you really should be reading and donating to, there will be a total outlay of $9.4 trillion in government services and payments to the border jumpers, and an influx of $3.1 trillion in taxes from the ones who A) find a job and B) report it to the IRS. Do the math, and that leaves $6.3 trillion to be paid by current taxpayers for the privilege of guaranteeing a Democrat majority in Washington for all eternity, and the need to "push 2 for English" on every phone call you make for the rest of your life.
Hope n' Change is pretty sure that a really, really nice wall could be built on our southern border for a lot less than that...with enough money left over to ship 11 million illegals back to Mexico (well, except for the many illegals coming in from terror-sponsoring countries who can go to either Guantanamo or Hell) and slam the gate behind them.
Because "illegal" should mean something. It should not be rewarded. It should not be enabled. And the lawful should not be punished for crimes committed by others.
Make no mistake: immigration amnesty is about one thing and one thing only: the De-Americanization of America, which has been Barack Obama's primary objective since taking office. We can only hope that political correctness and political cowardice don't cause the GOP to help Barry get 11 million steps closer to that goal.
MAY 07, 2013
A PIGISH AMNESTY GUIDE
PIG answers border jumping scumbag invader questions about amnesty.
What about my job?
BAD NEWS: The instant you become a street legal guest worker (A.K.A. Honorary Gringo) it's very likely you'll get fired. The reason for this is simple. Now that you're more or less official, you qualify for the job perks and protections that make some tasks "jobs that American's won't do".
Amnesty = higher wages and benefits = you're too damn expensive for the "50 cents a month is all I'm willing to pay" capitalist who aided and abetted your lawbreaking.
GOOD NEWS: As a "virtual" American, your untimely removal from employment makes room for the next crop of "50 cents a month is overly generous, sir" border jumpers.
Now that you're an unemployed guest worker, it probably means that you qualify for welfare. Of course, that means falling in at the END of that long line of displaced American workers, whose jobs you indirectly took, and waiting your turn like everyone else for the few crumbs your new Uncle Sam just might flick your way.
What about my family back "home"?
BAD NEWS: Congratulations! You are now officially a Sellout. Now that you are subject to paying taxes like the rest of us, that means you can't send "home", wherever that is, all that American loot like you could in the past.
GOOD NEWS: Now, you get to pay for the next wave of invaders' spawn's education in the form of those tax dollars, thus easing the burden everone else had to bear in educating your children, in the language best suited for them, of course.
With so many hospital emergency rooms closing, where do I go for my health care?
BAD NEWS: As an officially certified invader scumbag, you get to do a header into an especially bleak element of American life: the infamous Nanny State Bureaucracy. You need to jump numerous bureaucratic hurdles before you get near a real doctor. Oh, and by the way, that chronic, hacking cough isn't an especially persistent cold, it's Tuberculosis.
GOOD NEWS: America's besieged emergency rooms will now have room to accommodate the next wave of border jumping scumbag invaders. Thanks to W's amnesty, officially certified invaders like you get to learn that their close encounter with the DMV retards is kid's stuff compared to America's bureaucrats. Whether it's in the English you refuse to learn, or your native tongue, the paperwork required to get that "I'm a street legal parasite" health care ticket punched is guaranteed to make the most determined Abdul Jihadikaze, Wang Hung Lo, or Juan Some Freebies start to miss the "old country".
Can I finally get a driver's license?
BAD NEWS: Unfortunately for us, yes. Driving is a privelege, not a right, which means you need to learn to drive, rules of the road, and pass certain tests. You also have to have at least liability in$urance, AS REQUIRED BY LAW. Don't forget those nifty registration and smog fees.
GOOD NEWS: There is none for the rest of us. You're just going to add to the gridlock and smog.
MAY 05, 2013
Here's a couple of clips you LEGALS may enjoy!
>>> Come To America >>>
Fat Boy via Truth For America
>>> Illegal Illegals >>>
¡Happy Cinco de Mayo!
MAY 04, 2013
AMERICANS WHERE ARE YOU?
By Jim Nixon, U.S. Army, Retired
My childhood days were pleasant and nice
No worry about illegal aliens and all the vice
Streets and neighborhoods were always safe
America was a wonderful place.
Through the years, many changes came about
But few Americans stood up to complain or shout
Events came about which caused us to fear
But no one complained to hold America dear.
I thought 9/11 would cause Americans to wake up
And to demand a complete Government shake-up
The American flag flew high and wide
With loyalty and pride at each persons side.
Time has past and so has the theme
America has been lost in that wonderful dream
Illegal aliens are the cause and what has been done?
Our borders still open to everyone.
The INS was the Government's blame
The inefficiency of this agency is a shame
Examinations showed our Government was at fault
But Americans did not demand a halt.
Illegal aliens come here by the thousands a day
But Americans do not have anything to say
Many go about their merry old way,
Soon it will be too late for them to have their say.
Over $200,000 dollars are being spent in Phoenix city
To be used for a hiring hall for illegal aliens- what a pity!
There is a town in Texas where English cannot be used
This is another case where my language is abused.
Democrats want the Hispanic vote
And welcome illegal aliens who come by boat
Republicans want the cheap labor here to stay
These political parties must wake up- I pray.
Some states grant illegal aliens licenses to drive
This will aid and permit their illegal activities to survive
Crime, drug smuggling and murder occur every day,
That seems to be the current American way.
Mexican consulates give Matriculas ID cards for their people here.
This is another problem that is quite clear.
This is an alternative form of ID's for some
And for our elected officials to accept these are dumb.
We have legal means to come here
Why don't people follow this and adhere.
America is not the place I once knew
To solve this, many Americans don't even have a clue
The concept of Aztlan is to take over the southwest
This is very serious and not a jest
The movement is very active and real
And seven U. S. states they want to steal.
Aztlan is not immigration- annexation is the correct name
With over 13 million illegal aliens in the U. S., We are to blame.
Aztlan's goal is to take over in about 8 years
Unless Americans do something, we are all going to be in tears.
The area of the U. S. is 3.6 million square miles or their about
This area cannot be increased, there is no doubt.
Our current population is 281 million or more
By 2050 it will be 500 million if we don't shut the door!
We Americans must get involved
To get this monumental problem solved.
If we still want America to be the home of the brave
we better wake up or become a Mexican slave.
If nothing is done to protect the U.S. of A.
The choice is clear, what more can I say,
The facts are there and well known to me
Let's get politicians to hear our plea.
Americans- Where are you?
What are you going to do?
Stand up for your right!
Get in there and fight!
APRIL 24, 2013
SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES
APRIL 18, 2013
APRIL 09, 2013
THE CANUK PROBLEM
APRIL 08, 2013
AN ILLEGAL POEM
By Illegal Immigrants
Submitted By: Swine Flew
I cross river,
Poor and broke,
See employment folk.
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'
They make you wealthy,
It keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
'come, fast as you can'
They come in buses
And Chevy trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks.
They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!
They moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Finally, white guy
I buy his house,
And then I say,
'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent,
Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!
Soon we own
We have hobby
It called breeding, .
For baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good,
For white man race.
If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
APRIL 04, 2013
JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER
FROM WITHIN THE BORDERS OF THE F.S.O.P.
MARCH 20, 2013
PARADOXICAL QUOTE FROM BEN STEIN
"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."
Now add this, "Many of those who refuse or are unable to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance, paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens."
MARCH 19, 2013
MARCH 17, 2013
MORE DORA? SHE JUST GOESN'T GET IT
MARCH 12, 2013
GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!
MARCH 10, 2013
NO CAPTION NECESSARY
FEBRUARY 25, 2013
TOON TIME, MI PORQUE AMIGOS!
JANUARY 02, 2013
MAKE THIS SHIRT X-TRA LARGE, THEY'LL BE WANTING MORE
JANUARY 01, 2013
DECEMBER 26, 2012
DECEMBER 22, 2012
IN YOUR FACE, MEXICO
Since August of 2012, former U.S. Marine Corporal, Jon Hammar has been held in a filthy Mexican prison, as if there's a clean one, for entering the country with a vintage rifle with all necessary paper work regarding his legal firearm.
After his incarceration, his parents were called from the prison, by either guards or inmates threatening to kill him if the parents didn't cough up money for Jon's personal safety.
Jon's parents had pleaded to the State department and White House for help, only to get a deaf ear to their desperate pleas.
For once, did the Lamestream Media even once bring this to light? Yes, but it was brushed aside, until FOX picked up the story and brought it to the attention of the American public who called their elected officials and demanded some pressure to be put on the Great, Noble, Uncorrupt Mexican government.
Wait! I have to puke after writing that load of crap about those disease infested, money grubbing parasites.
During Jon Hammar's incarceration, he was chained to his prison bunk and treated worse than an animal, under who knows what type of conditions only Mexicans are used to. Imagine if American jailers treated a Mexican prisoner the same way that Jon Hammer was treated.
Let's see. There's the ACLU, MALDEF, AZTLAN, you know, the whole Beaner, Bandito, Bandana wearing and American Flag Burning Brigade would be out in full force screaming, squawking and sniveling over some so-called mis-treatment of one of their homeboys.
That's to be expected, but at this writing, Jon will be met by his Dad in Brownsville, Texas, on his way home with his parents for a Merry Christmas and reunion with his family, back where he belongs. On American soil.
Mexico really screwed this one up, and guess what? We can really rub the Mexican's noses in their own mess by not doing any business with them, not being dumb American tourists, and/or pretty much ignoring them, unless of course you want to do your civic duty by calling the authorities and reporting ANY border jumping scum.
DECEMBER 01, 2012
DON'T LIKE IT? GO HOME!
NOVEMBER 24, 2012
DROPPING THE "I" WORD
Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing displeasure, meet Monica Novoa, a real tool that is on a crusade with a campaign to get the media to drop the "I" word, (Illegal) when referring to ILLEGAL Immigrants, as she claims it "dehumanizes" immigrants that sneak across our borders ILLEGALLY!
She, It, whatever, also claims the so-called "I" word is hate speech and a racial slur after she fell off a mental cliff that extends waaaaay beyond the Twilight Zone on her website:
>>> Colorlines.com >>>
Novel concept, and we concede and agree. I know. You're wondering what I've been smoking, drinking, snorting, or mainlining, but I'll explain.
Wordplay and Political Correctness run amok? You bet.
Now, let's let some Political Incorrectness run amok.
See, we here at the Free and LEGAL State Of PIG beat you to the punch, Monica. We have been referring to ILLEGALS as BORDER JUMPING SCUMBAGS.
So you see Monica, we're sensitive, too. We've never referred to ILLEGALS as wetbacks (those that get wet swimming across the Rio Grande, ILLEGALLY), scratchbacks (those whose backs get scratched crawling under border fences, ILLEGALLY) or any other negative slur. We just refer to them as Border Jumpers.
Just curious, Monica. What other words do you propose banning from the ENGLISH language, spoken by LEGAL residents and American citizens while on your crusade?
Monica. Don't go. There are some "I" words that apply to you. Hmmm. Let's see. Has anyone ever used the words Idiot, Inane, Insane or Imbecile to describe you?
If they haven't yet, they will be soon.
OCTOBER 31, 2012
DESPERADO BORDER JUMPING
From Yuma, Arizona. Some would be smugglers tried to get real slick in their attempt to illegally cross the border this morning.
The smugglers built a ramp on both sides of the border and tried to drive a Jeep Cherokee up and over their makeshift ramp, but got spotted by border patrol agents and as the vehicle got stuck, two of the would be border jumpers fled back to Mexico.
The Jeep was confiscated and in a way, the smugglers were successful in, at the very least, sneaking their Jeep into the country where it is now property of the U.S. Border Patrol.
OCTOBER 14, 2012
THE RIGHT WAY TO IMMIGRATION
OCTOBER 11, 2012
OCTOBER 01, 2012
NO CAPTION NEEDED
SEPTEMBER 29, 2012
REDNECK FIGHTING FORCES
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off along the U.S. Mexican border and have been given only the following facts about those attempting to enter the country illegally:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the border to be secure by Tuesday.
SEPTEMBER 25, 2012
IT'S ABOUT TIME
SEPTEMBER 24, 2012
CHEW ON THAT, ERIC HOLDER
AUGUST 26, 2012
QUESTION: WHICH ONE IS THE RECLINER?
AUGUST 20, 2012
SHARIA LAW AND THE RELIGION OF PEACE:
WORKING HARD TO MEND FENCES ONE INFIDEL AT A TIME
AUGUST 10, 2012
UCLA TO OFFER ILLEGAL ALIENS CLASSES AT
'NATIONAL DREAM UNIVERSITY'
UCLA is offering illegals lower than in-state tuition rates for those students, both legal and illegal that enroll in the 'National Dream University.'
For those of you that don't know, UCLA and the entire UC system have always given in-state tuition breaks for students that have demonstrated at least one year of residency in the state of California. Out of state students were charged a higher rate of tuition until they have established at least one year of California residency, and foreign born students on a visa were charged even more.
But no one considered tuition rates for illegals, poor things. But then, along comes the National Labor College - organized labor - working with UCLA to create the National Dream University. The program offers college credit cheaper to illegal immigrants than UCLA offers to its in-state residents.
The cost of 18 credits at the "National Dream University" is $2400. The cost of 18 credits for in-state students at UCLA is $6642.
Requirements: National Dream University requires its students to be ideological activists.
Here are more requirements straight from the
>>> National Dream University >>>
(1) Have graduated from a U.S. high school;
(2) A minimum cumulative 2.7 GPA;
(3) Demonstrate commitment to immigrant/labor rights and social justice;
(4) And submit a complete application by October 5, 2012.
That's right. You must be committed to "immigrant/labor rights and social justice."
Well, I guess that means that YOUR tax dollars are going toward the indoctrination of Illegals through organized labor strong arm tactics and the rights of ILLEGAL aliens via The Dream Act and teaching them that breaking the law and short changing legal residents and citizens is perfectly OK.
Further proof and evidence of the impending implosion of the United States in general and California in particular.
AUGUST 02, 2012
TODAYS SPECIAL AT THE IFUKU EATERY
ONE COLD PLATE OF LEARN TO SPEAK, READ
AND WRITE ENGLISH
JULY 29, 2012
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, THE MAYAN PSYCHIC HOTLINE WILL BE TEMPORARILY CLOSED
JULY 25, 2012
ILLEGALS RAPE AND IMPREGNATE AMERICAN GIRLS
Both Stories Courtesy Of Examiner.com
Border Jumping Scumbag Child Rapist Mother F**king Piece of Shit #1
If you're tired of Colonista Coddlers always sniveling that Illegals only come here for a better way of life, perhaps the following may change your tune.
As you read the articles, imagine that the victims were YOUR daughters, sisters, cousins or nieces.
Item #1: Illegal Alien Rapes, Impregnates 11-Year-Old Girl In North Carolina. Dated July 24, 2012.
On Monday, Luis Perez-Valencia pleaded guilty to the first-degree rape of an 11-year-old girl.
Click link below to read the actual article.
>>> Click Here For The Rest Of The Story >>>
Border Jumping Scumbag Child Rapist Mother F**king Piece of Shit #2
Item #1:From Salem, Oregon. Juan De Dios Cruz-Rojas was sentenced to 170 years in prison after being convicted of kidnapping, strangulation, sodomy, 8 counts of rape, 4 counts of sex abuse, assault, and witness tampering.
One of his victims was 11 years old at the time. He also impregnated one of his victims as well.
>>> Click Here For The Rest Of The Story >>>
These two skidmarks on ANY society makes regular Border Jumping Scum look like angels.
We have enough of our own home grown scum, we don't need to be fostering the illegal importation of another countries riff-raff.
JULY 23, 2012
FREEBIES! SORRY, FOR ILLEGALS ONLY
JULY 20, 2012
JULY 11, 2012
CSM: By PIG's Definition, A Colinista Seeking Missle.
The purpose of a CSM would be to multitask in the effort to hinder and ultimately halt border jumping scum from invading American soil.
First, the border would be patrolled by drone style aircraft, armed to the teeth with high definition cameras, high caliber air cooled automatic machine guns, and maybe a trigger happy commander who has no problem launching missles or dropping bombs at Illegal Invaders to do the job that the Feds won't. Keep them the hell out, unless they have proper paperwork.
That ain't likely, gringos. Unless you're equipped with a real nifty CMS squadron, ready to roll up their sleeves and do some real eviction work.
Second, once they spot a herd of illegals from the air, they communicate to ground forces to round 'em up, all the while playing mariachi music while 'escorting' them back across the border.
Next, CMS Force One would then, free of charge, drop their VERY LAST welfare checks, courtesy of all US citizens upon the barrio known as Mexico City with a little love letter stating, Stay The Fuck Out Until You Get Papers Like Everyone Else!
No. Tough tamales, yes. Love? None there from us.
Oh, and the following graphic would be a reminder, courtesy of pissed off taxpayers that are up to here with Colonista coddlers.
Oh, I can cut my own grass all by myself, Chuey, just so you know.
There's plenty more where that came from, courtesy of pissed off Americans that's had enough of you and your ilk, once we get a President that has enough grapefruit sized huevos to to get 'er done.
JULY 10, 2012
MAY 06, 2012
CINCO DE MAYO TRIPLE HEADER
A PIGish Cinco De Mayo
The So-Called 'Truth' per Wikipedia
Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "fifth of May") is a celebration held on May 5.
It is celebrated nationwide in the United States and regionally in Mexico, primarily in the state of Puebla, where the holiday is called El Día de la Batalla de Puebla (English: The Day of the Battle of Puebla).
The date is observed in the United States as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, and to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War. In the state of Puebla, the date is observed to commemorate the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. Contrary to widespread popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day—the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico—which is actually celebrated on September 16.
USA: History of observance (Wikipedia)
Mexicans and Latinos living in California during the American Civil War are credited with being the first to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the United States.
According to a paper published by the UCLA Center for the Study of Latino Health and Culture about the origin of the observance of Cinco de Mayo in the United States, the modern American focus on that day first started in California in the 1860s in response to the resistance to French rule in Mexico. "Far up in the gold country town of Columbia (now Columbia State Park) Mexican miners were so overjoyed at the news that they spontaneously fired off rifles shots and fireworks, sang patriotic songs and made impromptu speeches."
A 2007 UCLA Newsroom article notes that "The holiday, which has been celebrated in California continuously since 1863, is virtually ignored in Mexico." TIME magazine reports that "Cinco de Mayo started to come into vogue in 1940s America during the rise of the Chicano movement." United Press International reports that "The holiday crossed over into the United States in the 1950s and 1960s but didn't gain popularity until the 1980s when marketers, especially beer companies, capitalized on the celebratory nature of the day and began to promote it."
NOW, The Truth About Cinco De Mayo
Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who had developed a real taste for mayonnaise to the point of being crazy for the taste and were eagerly awaiting its delivery; and upon hearing the bad news became disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.
WHAT? You expected something educational from me?
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
By IMAO's Frank J.
Today is Cinco de Mayo! It celebrates how on May 5th, 1756, some French guy (probably named Pierre) invented mayonnaise. It is an important day for Mexicans living in America since early on Mexicans worshipped a jar of mayo as a god and it helped Mexico prosper.
The traditional Cinco de Mayo celebration is to buy a large jar of mayo and a couple cases of Corona and then drink and drink the Corona until you think you hear the jar of mayo talking to you. Traditionally, it is believed that whatever the mayo tells you will come true in the next year, though in practice the mayo often lies.
It is illegal to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Arizona, due to a long ban on mayo in the state. Anyone seen illegally possessing mayo will automatically be deported to Mexico on a first offense, Venezuela on a second offense, and Detroit on a third. This often gets Arizona compared to the Nazis because of an urban legend about the Nazis hunting down jars of mayo as a Jew-collaborator, though in reality Hitler put on mayo on everything.
Plus, Hitler was a Mexican. That's why early depictions of him before WWII often showed him wearing a sombrero.
So have a fun and safe Cinco de Mayo! The usual rule applies: If the mayo tell you to hurt yourself or others, don't listen to it.
Borrowed From IMAO
FUN FACTS ABOUT MEXICO
* Mexico declared its independence from Spain on September 16th, 1810. This should not be confused with the first Cinco de Mayo of May 5th 1862, which marked Mexico's victory over the French Army. Every day is Cinco de Mayo somewhere in the world.
* In absolute numbers, Mexico has more native Spanish-speakers than anywhere else in the world. Percentage-wise, the winner is any given Home Depot parking lot.
* The Chihuahua dog breed was developed in 1850 in Mexico. Purebred Chihuahuas are quite rare and VERY expensive. If you can't afford one, a shaved rat is pretty much the same thing.
* In the 16th century, Mexicans used poinsettia leaves for medicinal purposes, including to help control fevers. In modern times, they mostly use hospitals in Los Angeles.
* The national sport of Mexico is bull-fighting – where a pretty man prances around while cruelly butchering an innocent animal. Sorta like American Idol, except with bulls instead of pop music.
* Mexico is made up of 31 states. 38 if Obama is counting.
* The three colors of Mexico's flag hold deep symbolism: green is for hope and victory, red is for the blood shed by the nation's heroes, and white is for the nation's vibrant cocaine export industry.
* Mexico City is the second-largest city in the world, with a population of 25million, all of whom share a single car and apartment.
* The border between Mexico and the United States is thought to be second-longest in the world – after the border between the United States and Canada – although no one can say for sure, since it's been completely obscured by footprints.
All of which, mysteriously, point north, leading scientists to speculate that Mexicans are made out of some sort of magnetic material.
* Because Mexico is located in an area known as the Pacific "Ring of Fire."the region is rife with millions of small, active volcanoes. These are harvested annually and sold under the name Habanero.
* Tequila, the liquor for which Mexico is famous, is made from the native blue agave plant. It's named after the city where it originated, and not – as American overindulgers often claim – a Mexicanized pronunciation of "to kill ya".
* 90% of Mexicans are Roman Catholic, which is why they tend to see the Virgin Mary in their tortillas instead of Barack Obama like normal people.
* Mexico has seven hundred and seven species of reptiles. Which one is in that taco is anyone's guess.
* Chocolate was invented in Mexico as a sacred drink for the Aztecs. The original recipe contained no milk or sugar, leaving it a dark, bitter, unpleasant mess which few could stomach without retching. Think of it as Michelle Obama in a cup.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shave me up a Chihuahua.
MARCH 11, 2012
Popular cartoon character Dora The Explorer has been in the spotlight leaving many to wonder if she's an Illegal Invader posing as a proponent of illegal invasion as opposed to an explorer.
Where does she come from? Does she have papers? Can she pick lettuce? Does she loiter around Home Depots?
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MARCH 10, 2012
A TEXAS SOLUTION
This west Texas farmer had a Wild-Hog problem.
HAD is the key word here!
Wild hogs can ruin a farm!
You're probably wondering what this has to do with Saving Our Soveriengty.
Is that a .50 cal. BARRETT on the dashboard?
With an M-1919 Browning .30 cal. belt-fed MACHINE GUN topside?
Now that's a fine mess of BBQ!
Imagine how well this would work for the Border Patrol.
FEBRUARY 13, 2012
ARIZONA HUNTING LAWS
A Michigander and an Arizonan were hunting in the desert when an illegal alien runs across the border.
The Arizonan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Michigander.
"No, no, it's legal here in Arizona " replies the Arizonan.
Later that night the Michigander goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.
Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Michigander thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona " protests the Michigander.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
JANUARY 23, 2012
SAN DIEGO CODDLE$ BORDER JUMPING SCUM
From The Stand With Arizona Blog
On the heels of victory against the racist "La Raza" ethnic studies program in Tucson, Arizona, this shocking item from San Diego shows how far we have yet to go to Defund La Raza and its divisive, anti-American influence in America.
At a time of record debt, rampant unemployment, and a financially strained citizenry – our Federal government somehow can afford a whopping $1,600,000 to restore "Chicano" murals depicting communist butchers Che Guevara and Fidel Castro, and with maps featuring "Aztlan" – the mythical "nation" that La Raza activists demand be taken from the United States to create a new ethnically-pure proto-Mexican state.
The funds are being provided by the Department of Transportation and is called a "federal transportation enhancement" (as if there are no unsafe bridges across America that could use the funds!)
The murals begun as Mexican nationalist graffiti in the 1970s. The graffiti was first painted on highway underpasses in an attempt to stop the construction of a California Highway Patrol office there. Activists proclaimed the area a "Chicano park" and appeasing leaders – fearing violence – "negotiated" with activists to keep the murals and cancel the police station.
The Federal money will pay to restore 18 panels. 9 have been restored so far. Funding was first approved in a Congressional earmark in 2002, but was (wisely) held up by the Bush DOT because of the frequent mention of the racist "Aztlan". But with Obama and his La Raza sidekicks Hilda Solis and Cecilia Muñoz in power – and Latino votes to be bought – the funding is now going ahead full steam.
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JANUARY 02, 2012
“Papers? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Papers, or Money, Unless It’s Your’s”
Commentary By: Porcus
The Santa Ana, California City Council and certain ‘activists,’ (That’s code for, I’ve got an agenda, a chip on my shoulder and nothing better to do) are rallying on behalf of illegals (that’s code for Border Jumping Invaders), to give the Invaders a free pass when it comes to law enforcement impounding their vehicles.
What they contend is that imposing towing and impound fees would be a financial burden to the illegals, even if they have no license or insurance. The ordinance would allow for a licensed driver to claim the vehicle, thus avoiding those pesky towing and impound fees.
That’s pretty neat, if you are an Invader. Another free pass and more ‘special rights.’
What the selective activists have an agenda for is not the illegal Canadian, Irishman, African or Asian, to them it’s a Latino entitlement thing, and John Q. Citizen doesn’t understand.
Just because someone proposed it, and the masses believe it, doesn’t make it right. When an Invader does get his or her car impounded, and can’t afford to get the car out of impound, you can bet the frijole farm that someone’s going to play the ‘Poor Me Victim’ Card, or the creaking cobwebbed standard crutch, the Race Card.
Does being an illegal justify a free pass when everyone else has to play by the rules? NO, and F**K NO!
And who’s to suffer from the fallout of this Colonista Steaming Load? Damn glad you asked. It’s going to be lawful citizens and residents in the form of higher impound costs and insurance rates imposed on them to absorb the cost of coddling these Colonistas.
Question To Selective Activists And Sellout Politicians: Let’s say I have a busted tail light, I choose not to pay my car insurance, won’t renew my drivers license and refuse to renew my registration, so can I avoid impound of my vehicle by saying I can’t prove my residency or citizenship status? Are the Selective Activists going to go to bat for folks like me, give me the red carpet treatment? Not a chance.
This Just In: The Santa Ana Police department said it will not conduct sobriety checkpoints. Wow. I guess if you want to get wasted, drink and drive and maintain Invader status, hell, go to Santa Ana, California, even if you’re not an Invader.
If you're as pissed as me and want to voice a greivance towards these Invader Coddlers, you can Google or Bing the May Day Coalition, or better yet, jam the phone lines of Art Pedroza @ 714-606-7622.
AUGUST 10 , 2011
*Publisher's Note: Whenever a Colonista of any persuasion needs to 'unload' in an American restroom, they are, in effect, treading International waters, and should conform to local, in this case, American outhouse rules of engagement and proper potty etiquette.
Read the following to get an idea of Multiculturalism's REAL stinky side, as Commodore Commodus takes a wipe out of this crime. This steaming load is a real floater:
Salmon Creek Coast Guard Auxilliary
I thought I would share with you some of my recent sign-making activities at my current assignment.
There is a certain minority group that just can't seem to manage to figure out how to use a western toilet.
Some sit on it backwards, some stand on it and some squat on it. I'll let you figure out who.
Ever since my arrival, there has been a recurring need for special signs directing these folks not to stand or squat on the commode and not to leave a pile of soiled paper on the floor for someone else to pick up.
Well, recently the throne room nearest me has become an international hot spot and so I made some extra special signs very unlike the ones I have previously posted for safety and public health considerations.
Attached, you will find one example. So far, the signs are a hit among the non-international types at work.
Admiral H. Y. Neewiper II USN Ret. USCGA wishes to remind all officers and sailors of the following requirements:
1. Thoroughly swab the poop deck after each submarine launch.
2. Check for collateral damage after all air-to-surface engagements unless operation was conducted as a precision strike.
3. Routine daily minesweeping and shore patrol duties are not enough to ensure a safe haven in which all vessels can dock
AUGUST 09 , 2011
Submitted By: Porco Villa
Congressman Miller Introduces
The LEAVE Act
Week after week, I hear from frustrated constituents wanting to know when the government will begin taking our immigration laws seriously. Already, the United States has an illegal alien population of more than 12 million and without prompt action that number will only continue to grow.
Rather than enacting a plan to put illegals on a path to citizenship, Congress must take an enforcement first approach to solving our nation’s immigration and border security problems. To accomplish this, I have introduced H.R. 6789, the Loophole Elimination and Verification Enforcement Act, also known as the LEAVE Act.
This commonsense bill will remove the incentives and loopholes in our current laws that encourage illegal aliens to come to the United States to live, work, and overstay their visas. In addition, it will give law enforcement the tools they need to protect our nation and communities.
Specifically, the LEAVE Act will dramatically tighten the forms of identification that may be accepted by the federal government and financial institutions. As an added barrier to hiring illegal immigrants, the LEAVE Act will expand the E-Verify program to require all employers to confirm the work eligibility of their employees and prevent illegals from receiving social security credit for illegally working in the U.S.
The LEAVE Act will reduce incentives for illegals to cross our borders by ending birthright citizenship and excluding illegal aliens from receiving in-state college tuition.
My bill will also strengthen border enforcement by requiring the completion of the border fence and the addition of 8,000 new Border Patrol agents and 3,000 new Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents by 2012.
To increase intergovernmental cooperation, the LEAVE Act will empower local law enforcement to enforce federal immigration laws and reimburse state governments for costs associated with incarcerating illegal aliens. Cities that recklessly disregard our nation’s immigration laws by harboring illegals will be barred from receiving federal funds from the Departments of Justice and Homeland Security.
Each year, California households pay an average of $1,183 to provide health care, education, and incarceration to illegal immigrants. In these economically challenging times, there is no reason that hard-working California families should be forced to bear these costs.
I have introduced the LEAVE Act to steadily reduce our nation’s illegal immigrant population. Southern California, already heavily burdened by our nation’s failed immigration policies, cannot wait any longer.
GARY G. MILLER
Member of Congress
AUGUST 01 , 2011
Target Practice: SOS Style
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JULY 23, 2011
Polk County Florida Sheriff, Grady Judd
Submitted By: Swine Flew
An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE of 2009) . . . "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
JULY 22, 2011
The Camel's Nose Is Officially In The Tent In Michigan
Submitted By: Lone Star
I actually called the Michigan Dept. of Human Services, but got a busy signal. However, I went to the website for them in the link below and sure enough, on the right side of the page, there is an application for food assistance PDF file in English, Spanish and Arabic! I opened the file to see for myself and it’s there alright.
Have we gone completely nuts!!?
Muslim men are allowed to have as many as 4 wives. Many Muslims have immigrated into the U.S. and brought their 2-3-or 4 wives with them, but the U.S. does not allow multi marriages, so the man lists one wife as his, and signs the other 2 or 3 up as extended family on welfare and other free Government programs!
Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the Unites States. When President Obama took office the United States paid several millions of dollars to have a large number of Palestinians, (All Muslim), immigrated here from Palestine. Why? I have no idea, do you! We don’t pay for other persons to immigrate here, and I’m sure that some of those Muslims moved into Michigan with the large current number of Muslims already established there.
So now in Michigan when you call the Public Assistance office you are told to “Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish, or Press 3 for Arabic”!
Every time you add a new language to an American program it requires an additional number of persons fluent in that language to process those persons who refuse to learn English in order to live here at an additional cost to the taxpayer! Why are we even allowing persons to immigrate here who cannot provide for themselves, and putting them in our welfare system?
Press 3 for Arabic.This is quite alarming!!! This seems to have happened clandestinely, for, as far as I know, no public announcement, oropportunity to vote on this was offered to the American people. They're just adopting an official stance, and very likely using tax-payer money for it, in various capacities, without public knowledge or approval.
The following link takes you into the State of Michigan Public Assistance page, (as in Food Stamps etc). You won't have to scroll far before you see the assistance-letters options for...(get this).....English, Spanish, and ARABIC !!!
When did the ARABIC option sneak into our culture? Will we soon have to listen to our governmental offices, stores, and other venues offer us the option of "pressing 3 for ARABIC?"
Check it out for yourself.
Please inform every red-blooded American you know, that this is happening. It is outrageous! The camel's nose is literally now OFFICIALLY under the tent! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!!!
JUNE 22, 2011
Tough Shit, Amigo
Submitted By: Lone Star
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three-car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.
I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and ---
PING ! The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed.
"Where is my new house?"
The fairy said:"Tough shit, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."
JUNE 16, 2011
Arizona Governor Versus Phoenix Suns Owner
Submitted By: Lone Star
Arizona governor vs. Phoenix Suns owner - I'd say she makes a pretty good case with her analogy!!
The owner of the Phoenix Suns basketball team, Robert Sarver, opposes AZ's new immigration laws. Arizona's Governor, Jan Brewer, released the following statement in response to Sarver's criticism of the new law:
"What if the owners of the Suns discovered that hordes of people were sneaking into games without paying? What if they had a good idea who the gate-crashers are, but the ushers and security personnel were not allowed to ask these folks to produce their ticket stubs, thus non-paying attendees couldn't be ejected.
Furthermore, what if Suns' ownership was expected to provide those who sneaked in with complimentary eats and drink? And what if, on those days when a gate-crasher became ill or injured, the Suns had to provide free medical care and shelter?"
- Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer
MAY 24, 2011
No Speak A Da English, No Service
Posted By Porco Villa
*Publishers Note: This one almost made it across my borders, but no go. It was too tasty to not post for my new hero, chef Greg Simons of the Reedy Creek, North Carolina Diner.
By David Bodenheimer
REEDY CREEK When Reedy Creek Diner owner and chef Greg Simons took down a controversial “No Speak English, No Service” sign at his restaurant two months ago, he said then the sign had lost its message and that he was fearful for the safety of his staff after receiving threatening phone calls.
But after Simons says he received an influx of support letters from people across the country and suggestions from many of his regular customers to re-post the sign, Simons was persuaded. He put the sign back up just a few days after saying he didn't feel the need to bring it back — though he moved the sign from the restaurant's front door to the counter next to the cash register. This time, Simons says it's staying.
Simons said an awkward encounter with a Spanish-speaking customer prompted him to change his policy on serving non-English-speaking patrons and put the sign up. In March, after taking it down, Simons said, “The sign has become embroiled in controversy. I don't foresee the need to put it back up unless a lot of people come in speaking foreign languages. I would probably then have something a little more politically correct or a better version of that sign that clearly states we're not bilingual.”
The sign made national headlines. Simons gave interviews with conservative political commentators Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, speaking to both on their radio shows shortly after the story first broke in March. He was criticized by several media outlets, though he still defends his sign and says it's not a racial issue. The sign's message has become affixed with the diner's reputation.
“I'm fine with it,” Simons said. “I didn't do this to become a poster boy for pro-English, but I've had a lot of customers show support for me over this.”
His business has nearly tripled since March, Simons says. He still receives the occasional negative phone call or complaint for his policy but says for every one negative comment he has two positive ones.
He's since found support from Pro English, an advocacy group fighting for English to be federally instituted as the official language of the United States. The group sent Simons bumper stickers after hearing of his policy. The stickers lay next to the “English only” sign. In addition, Simons kept many of his support letters he received and made a collage of the writings that hangs on the wall just left of the restaurant's main entrance.
Simons said he hasn't had any language-related conflicts since bringing back the sign, which was the sole reason he put it up in the first place. He insists his policy is not a discriminatory measure.
“This has nothing to do with race, creed or color,” Simons said. “Everybody's money's green. It's a communication issue. I will serve anybody that can come in here and tell me what they want. It's sad. It's so easy for people to see the negative in this. It's not a racial issue.”
David Bodenheimer can be reached at 249-3981, ext. 227, or at email@example.com.
MAY 15, 2011
Comedian Daniel Tosh On Illegal Invaders
Stolen By: The Frito Bandito
"I have no problem with illegal immigration in this country, except for the fact that they don't serve on jury duty."
"That's horse sh*t. It should be the other way around -- they should serve exclusively on jury duty. Then it finally would be a jury of one's own peers. It's not a stereotype if it's always true; then it becomes law."
APRIL O6, 2011
From The Desk Of Charlie Daniels...
Submitted By: Swine Flew
As you know...there's a HUGE uproar going on over the new Law dealing with ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION in Arizona that has been supported by the vast majority of citizens in the state. People who don't live here might not understand that when you have an estimated 460,000 ILLEGALS living in the state, it's a Problem.
There's crime and a drain on tax payer
resources. More big demonstrations by those opposed to the law are predicted.
From Charlie Daniels:
I don't know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I think Hispanicpeople in this country, legally or illegally, made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations. I don't blame anybody in the
world for wanting to come to the United States of America, as it is a truly wonderful place.
But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don't care how many LaLa Land Left Heads come out of the woodwork and start trying to give me sensitivity lessons.
I don't need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don't have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal and if you don't believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it's tantamount to saying, "I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking laws & there's nothing you can do about it."
It's an "in your face" action and speaking just for me, I don't like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn't be happening.
Where are you, you bunch of lily livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again? And even if you pass a bill on immigration
it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won't mean anything anyway. Besides, what good is another law going to do when you won't enforce the ones on the books?
And what ever happened to the polls, guys? I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters. Well you sure ain't paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around 80 percent of Americans want something done about this mess that's getting bigger everyday.
This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can't happen here when the businesses who hire these people run out of jobs and millions of disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?
If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grand-children will inherit. But I guess that doesn't matter as long as you get re-elected.
Shame on you. One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be
screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you
Well I've been pounded by the media before and I'm still rockin' and rollin' and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not. And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to face reality.
And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illeglsl in this country and turn around and say, "Oh it's ok, ya'll can stay here if you'll just allow us to slap your wrist."
And I know that some of you who read this column are saying "Well what's wrong with that?" I'll tell you what's wrong with it. These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don't know who they are, where they are or what they're up to and the way the Congress is going we're not going to.
Does this make sense? Labor force you say? We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well? If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan? I think not.
All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life. They don't show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did. They don't tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegal some fat cat hired to pick his
So....I want to make two predictions.
No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.
No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destruction and set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.
I don't know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, "I don't care who I make mad and I don't care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I'm going to lead the fight to get it straightened out."
I don't blame anybody for wanting to come to America, but if you don't respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others? And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes Please get that other one out of my face.
God Bless America
APRIL O5, 2011
Let Me See If I Got This Right
Submitted By: Sky Eye
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
MARCH 24, 2011
Submitted By: PIGster Rod
Here is an article that appeared in a Texas newspaper a year ago. Some would say that reporting these facts is racist.
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MARCH 21, 2011
Mexico Is Angry!
Submitted By: Lone Star
Three cheers for Arizona!!!
The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of Sonora, Mexico don't like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It's almost funny.
The State of Sonora is angry at the influx of Mexicans into Mexico. It seems that many Mexican illegal’s are returning to their hometowns and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked off. A delegation of
nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to state that Arizona 's new Employer Sanctions Law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state.
At a news conference, the legislators said that Sonora, - Arizona's southern neighbor, - made up of mostly small towns, - cannot handle the
demand for housing, jobs and schools that it will face as Mexican workers return to their hometowns from the USA without jobs or money.
The Mexican legislators are angry because their own citizens are returning to their hometowns, placing a burden on THEIR state government. “How can Arizona pass a law like this?' asked Mexican Rep Leticia Amparano-Gamez, who represents Nogales.”
There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona,' she said, speaking in Spanish.
“ Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and who were sending money to their families return to their home-towns in Sonora without jobs,” she said. "We are one family, socially and economically," she said of the people of Sonora and Arizona.
The United States is a sovereign nation, not a subsidiary of Mexico, and its taxpayers are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico 's citizens.
It's time for the Mexican government, and its citizens, to stop feeding parasitically off the United States and to start taking care of their own needs.
Too bad that the other states within the USA don't pass a law just like that passed by Arizona. Maybe that's the answer, since our own Congress will do nothing!
New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message..
1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.
3. All government business will be conducted in our language.
4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.
6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.
7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
8. If foreigners come here and buy land...options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
9. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.
Too strict? The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO!
These sound fine to me. NOW, how can we get these laws to be America 's Immigration Laws?
One final issue. Polls show that over 80% of our population supports Arizona 's new laws. Certain Businesses and States want to Boycott Arizona because of these new laws. I say, let them do so, but let’s get that 80% who agree with Arizona to boycott those states and those businesses. Then we will see who wins this debate.
MARCH 20, 2011
Taking Uninsured Cars Off The Highway
Taking uninsured cars off the highway.....
Recently, in the City of Dallas, Texas, they passed an ordinance that if you are pulled over by law enforcement and not able to provide proof of insurance, your car will be towed right away.
Afterwards, to retrieve your car after being impounded, you must show proof of insurance to have your car released. This has made it easy for the City of Dallas to remove uninsured cars that are typically driven by mostly illegals.
Shortly after "No insurance" ordinance was passed, the Dallas impound lots began to fill up quickly and were full after nine days.
Most of the impounded cars were driven by illegals.
Not only must you provide proof of insurance to have your car released, you have to pay for the cost of the tow, a $350 fine, and charged $20 for every day their car is kept in the lot.
I would suggest other cities across the nation to follow what Dallas, Texas is doing. Not only is it getting uninsured drivers off the road, but it is taking away vehicles driven by illegals that have no insurance that might endanger your life.
Why The Dallas Solution Works
Get them off the road WITHOUT making them show proof of nationality. Wonder how the ACLU or the Justice Department will get around this one.
Dallas, TX's solution to Illegal's... Brilliant!!!
MARCH 05, 2011
You Gotta Love This Guy, He's All About Solutions!!!
From parts unknown, King Cuyahoga sent us this.
DON CHERRY of hockey night in Canada, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
"If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say: 'Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet..
FEBRUARY 14, 2011
*Publisher's Note: In order to grasp the full context of this back and forth war of words, you'll need to tune into our PIG Pen/Forum page where Hambo and Porcus rip this Colonista Coddler a new one.
PIG Hater And Colonista Coddler Gabriele Wrote, The First Time:
Well I lived through those freebies like you call it and I am proud of it, those freebies helped me become a better person and now I am serving the armed forces going to school to get my Law Degree, now I am contributing to society paying taxes. so why no mention all those people that are illegal parasites, this webpage is just a racist republican Christian (brainwashed) one. Why not all those rednecks that are in unemployment don’t get mentioned either? This website is so biased and full of narrow minded idiots. I can’t believe I’m fighting for your freedom you don’t deserve.
The Second Time Gets Funnier:
Your website doesn't deserve to even put spell check, also your sarcasm is without a question, very childish and unnecessary, isn't your website about
saying things very bluntly? So why go and hide with sarcasm? Also is
Buenas Noches, if you are going to write in another language at least spell
it right, weren't you all about spelling? The cat doesn't see his own tail,
And the freebies, yes they were all and more and I pay taxes now, my family
pays taxes, and many illegal immigrants have money deducted for taxes and
they never claim them FYI. You aren't the only one working sweetie anyone
can post shit online and make a living. Another thing is that this country
was built on immigrants' exploitation, "we want your cheap labor, but not
you". Well everyone is illegal! It doesn't make it correct only because
your ancestors were brought from another continent long time ago. Perhaps
the only ones that have the right to call themselves Americans are Native
Americans which again they were victims of extortion and exploitation due to
And you don't have to generalize that all lawyers are like you, you judge
like how you live so keep your advice to yourself.
*Second Publisher's Note Regarding This Colonista Coddler:
It's people and attitudes like her's that inspire this page and website each and every day.
For the full report, once again, click this link and get the full Hambo and Porcus response:
>>> PIG Pen/Forum >>>
JANUARY 08, 2011
An Arab Father And Son Moment. Very Touching.
*Publisher's Note: The following was sent by PIGal, Terry T., which not only illustrates the Arab culture, but also educates and enlightens us close minded, myopic Infindels here in America.
Warning: While scrolling down, try not to get a hernia while laughing your Infidel ass off.
A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"
DECEMBER 16, 2010
Mecca Mania Moves On Up To The
Agent Oink recently supplied Operation S.C.R.O.T.U.M. (Screen, Curtail & Render Obsolete Terrorists & other Unhinged Miscreants) with the profile of one Safoorah Khan, ex-Chicago school teacher who claims she lost her job after putting in a request for a paid leave of absence so she could attend the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca for 3 weeks.
The school district had no problem with her taking time off, they just denied a 'paid leave of absence,' to which she went boo-hoo, got a lawyer and filed suit.
Only in America-Mecca, right?
Well, it seems as if her 'plight' caught the attention of the Federal government who is joining forces with her to sue the school district for Religous Discrimination and wrongful termination. Obama's homeboy, Attorney General Eric Holder is siding with her.
Why does this deep fry our fallafels?
First, she was free to go to The Sandbox, but plays the blame game instead. Imagine if a Mormon put in the same request for 'paid' time off for a trip religious retreat to Salt Lake City, or a Jew stomped his or her feet demanding the taxpayers pay for a trip to Israel, or gasp a Christian prayed on school property for funding a missionary trip.
Second, she wans to exercise her private religious beliefs, fine, but insisted the school district pick up the tab for her trip, aka taxpayers.
Why is Agent Oink and Opertation S.C.R.O.T.U.M. involved? She's an opportunistic economic terrorist and extortionist, using American law against us and in the process, probably going to pirate and plunder the local school district. That said Agent Oink and The F.S.O.P. have come with new, more overt plan for the likes of her. It's really cool and it's called Operation: Drop The Fucking Lawsuit, Get a One Way Ticket Far, Far Away and Don't Come Back.
Here's the link:
OCTOBER 19, 2010
Missouri Has No Illegal Aliens
Submitted By: PIGster Double Edge
The "show me" state can certainly show you how to solve this illegal alien problem....but then it takes an elected representative who understands the problem, the Constitution and has concert for the freedom and liberty of U.S. citizens...
Missouri has NO illegal aliens.
Interesting: Missouri 's approach to the problem of illegal immigration appears to be more advanced, sophisticated, strict and effective than anything to date in Arizona .
So, why doesn't Missouri receive attention?
Answer: There are no Mexican illegals in Missouri to demonstrate.
The "Show Me" state has once again showed us how it should be done.
In 2007, Missouri placed on the ballot a proposed constitutional amendment
designating English as the official language of Missouri. In November, 2008, nearly 90% voted in favor! Thus English became the official language for ALL governmental activity in Missouri. No individual has the right to demand government services in a language OTHER than English.
In 2008 a measure was passed that required the Missouri Highway Patrol and other law enforcement officials to verify the immigration status of any person arrested, and inform federal authorities if the person is found to be in Missouri illegally. Missouri law enforcement officers receive specific training with respect to enforcement of federal immigration laws.
In Missouri illegal immigrants do NOT have access to taxpayers benefits such as food stamps and health care through Missouri Health NET. In 2009 a measure was passed that ensures Missouri 's public institutions of higher education do NOT award financial aid to individuals who are illegally in the United States.
In Missouri all post-secondary institutions of higher education must annually certify to the Missouri Dept. of Higher Education that they have NOT knowingly awarded financial aid to students who are unlawfully present in the United States.
Missouri has made it clear that illegal immigrants are NOT welcome in the state and they will certainly NOT receive public benefits at the expense of Missouri taxpayers.
Here is the link to confirm:
OCTOBER 15, 2010
Jose And Carlos
Submitted By: PIGster Swine Flew
Jose and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose,
"I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.
Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
Jose shows him:
OCTOBER 03, 2010
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
In The Emergency Room...
Submitted By: PIGster Swine Flew
When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
SEPTEMBER 30, 2010
More Border Jumping Humor:
Hulk Hogan And American Gladiators Weigh In On Illegal Invader Solution
If you've ever tuned into Adult Swim's Robot Chicken's late night stop motion animation program, well you're in for a treat with the following clip, below.
In the spirit of PIG's own Landmine Lotto, Robot Chicken pits an aspiring Border Jumper, Pablo, an all-access pass across the border and entry into the United States ONLY if Invader can get past a squad of American Gladiators.
Hosted by Hulk Hogan, this is a must see clip for PIGstermaniacs, and this one has a happy ending.
>>> Crossing The Border >>>
SEPTEMBER 28, 2010
Some Border Jumping Humor:
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon ... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe ... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo ... what ees it?"
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees, ees, ees, ees, ees a ham bush....
SEPTEMBER 22, 2010
Statement on the Proposed “Cordoba House” Mosque near Ground Zero
July 21, 2010 6pm
There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia. The time for double standards that allow Islamists to behave aggressively toward us while they demand our weakness and submission is over.
The proposed "Cordoba House" overlooking the World Trade Center site – where a group of jihadists killed over 3000 Americans and destroyed one of our most famous landmarks - is a test of the timidity, passivity and historic ignorance of American elites. For example, most of them don’t understand that “Cordoba House” is a deliberately insulting term. It refers to Cordoba, Spain – the capital of Muslim conquerors who symbolized their victory over the Christian Spaniards by transforming a church there into the world’s third-largest mosque complex.
Today, some of the Mosque’s backers insist this term is being used to "symbolize interfaith cooperation" when, in fact, every Islamist in the world recognizes Cordoba as a symbol of Islamic conquest. It is a sign of their contempt for Americans and their confidence in our historic ignorance that they would deliberately insult us this way. Those Islamists and their apologists who argue for "religious toleration" are arrogantly dishonest. They ignore the fact that more than 100 mosques already exist in New York City. Meanwhile, there are no churches or synagogues in all of Saudi Arabia. In fact no Christian or Jew can even enter Mecca. And they lecture us about tolerance.
If the people behind the Cordoba House were serious about religious toleration, they would be imploring the Saudis, as fellow Muslims, to immediately open up Mecca to all and immediately announce their intention to allow non-Muslim houses of worship in the Kingdom. They should be asked by the news media if they would be willing to lead such a campaign.
We have not been able to rebuild the World Trade Center in nine years. Now we are being told a 13 story, $100 million mega mosque will be built within a year overlooking the site of the most devastating surprise attack in American history.
Finally where is the money coming from? The people behind the Cordoba House refuse to reveal all their funding sources. America is experiencing an Islamist cultural-political offensive designed to undermine and destroy our civilization. Sadly, too many of our elites are the willing apologists for those who would destroy them if they could. No mosque. No self deception. No surrender. The time to take a stand is now - at this site on this issue.
SEPTEMBER 07, 2010
Comrade Holder Busted!
ICE agency report puts serious dent in Eric Holder’s DOJ case against AZ. Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Posted by Robert Blain Featured News Monday, September 6th, 2010
ICE agency report puts serious dent in Eric Holder’s DOJ case against sheriff Joe Arpaio -
On Thursday Eric Holder and the Department of Justice filed suit against Arizona’s Maricopa County Sheriff’s office run by the outspoken and flamboyant Joe Arpaio who’s made it a personal crusade to uphold U.S. immigrations laws when the feds won’t.
Eric Holder and the Obama Administration are applying the full weight of the federal government’s resources into trying to stop the new Arizona immigration law, but that’s only one of the multi-front attacks they’ve setup to make sure states are stripped of their ability to enforce U.S. immigration laws. Now the DOJ is suing the most active and largest sheriff’s office in Arizona (Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s office has 189 officers) by extending an investigation into alleged civil rights violations.
Back in March of 2009 the DOJ informed sheriff Arpaio that a probe was underway to investigate what the DOJ claimed were “alleged patterns or practices of discriminatory police practices and unconstitutional searches and seizures.” This is where things get sticky for Eric Holder and the Obama Administration.
Six months prior to this investigation the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency (ICE) had already conducted its own investigation of sheriff Arpaio’s office and not only gave it a clean bill of health, they actually gave a raving review. The report said things like “The OI and DRO supervisors consider the conduct and performance of the MCSO … officers to be professional and meeting the requirement of the MOA.” And that they considered the working relationship between the feds and the sheriff’s office to be “excellent” and that cases brought by the sheriff’s office to be “high quality.”
The DOJ then got caught with its pants down when more government documents were uncovered under the Freedom of Information Act that suggests politics may be at the root of the investigation. Sheriff Arpaio’s lawyers found a March 11, 09 e-mail, that was sent just after the Justice Department investigation was announced, from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency employee to John P. Torres who was at the time the acting assistant secretary of ICE. The email said: “Did you see this?” attaching a news report on the investigation. “Yes,” Torres responded a few minutes later. “Interesting politics at play.”
Thursday’s DOJ lawsuit against sheriff Arpaio is for Arpaio’s allegedly failing to cooperate fully in the probe, despite the fact there has already been an ongoing probe for over a year and a half now and not a single charge has been levied against Arapio or his office by the DOJ for violating anyone’s civil rights.
With the new evidence found in the case by Arpaio’s lawyers including the Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s raving reviews, emails hinting at this being a politically motivated case and the fact a year and a half investigation has not found one civil rights violation, Eric Holder and the Obama Administration appear to be legally and politically in trouble again
JUNE 24, 2010
If this doesn't burn your burrito, we don't know what will.
Department of Illegal Labor Secretary and Big-Time Bottomfeeding Invader Advocate Hilda Solis has set up a toll-free, taxpayer funded PSA and hotline and for illegals to call to demand their employers pay them higher wages.
That’s right. The Department of Labor Secretary is way too busy finding ways to aid and abet illegals to turn her attentions on legal residents and...Holy Frijoles!...displaced American workers!
In the PSA, Solis relays the message to Illegal Invaders that "...you have a right to be paid fairly, whether documented or not. So call us"
Here's the number, and just to add insult to injury, anyone that calls naturally gets the mandatory "For English, press one" treatment.
We know if you're here, on this page, you'll probably want to make note of that number and call for other reasons and concerns, like politely asking why is the United States Department of Labor openly aiding and abetting Illegal Invaders while ignoring American workers, or, more bluntly tell those Beltway Bottomfeeders on behalf of many concerned American citizens, "F**k You And The Burro You Rode In On!"
>>> Read More And Watch PSA >>>
JUNE 10, 2010
Don't Bring Rocks To A Gunfight
A recent skirmish between a U.S. Border Patrol Agent and a swarm of rock throwing Invaders attempting to enter the U.S. illegally left one 15 year-old career Invader dead.
Sergio Adrian Hernandez Guereca, no stranger to illegal border activities, having been deported at least once before and was on a list of repeat junevile offenders was fatally shot as his fellow Invaders pelted a U.S. Border Patrol Agent with rocks.
>>> Read More >>>
GOOD FENCES MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS
We as sovereign loving Americans should really bend over backwards and take the initiative and establish some rules of engagement toward our South Of The Border Invaders.
You know, just so there are no hard feelings, right, Chico?
Source: Hambo’s E-Mail Inbox
(I won’t swear this is genuine, not that it matters. Whoever wrote it NAILED IT.)
LETTER FROM A RETIRED
BORDER PATROL AGENT:
This letter sent to his Senator from a retired border patrol agent, and it has more common sense than all the bull being spewed from the Senate, with the exception of a few sensible representatives.
Dear Senator First:
There is a huge amount of propaganda and myths circulating about illegal aliens, particularly illegal Mexican, Salvadorian, Guatemalan and Honduran aliens.
#1. Illegal aliens generally do NOT want US citizenship. Americans are very vain thinking that everybody in the world wants to be a US citizen. Mexicans, and other nationalities want to remain citizens of their home countries while obtaining the benefits offered by the United States such as employment, medical care, instate tuition, government subsidized housing and free education for their offspring. Their main attraction is employment and their loyalty usually remains at home. They want benefits earned and subsidized by middle class Americans. What illegal aliens want are benefits of American residence without paying the price.
#2. There are no jobs that Americans won't do. Illegal aliens are doing jobs that Americans can't take and still support their families. Illegal aliens take low wage jobs, live dozens in a single residence home, share expenses and send money to their home country. There are no jobs that Americans won't do for a decent wage.
#3. Every person who illegally entered this nation left a home. They are NOT homeless and they are NOT Americans. Some left jobs in their home countries. They come to send money to their real home as evidenced by the more than 20 billion dollars sent out of the country each year by illegal aliens. These illegal aliens knowingly and willfully entered this nation in violation of the law and therefore assumed the risk of detection and deportation. Those who brought their alien children assumed the responsibility and risk on behalf of their children.
#4. Illegal aliens are NOT critical to the economy. Illegal aliens constitute less than 5% of the workforce. However, they reduce wages and benefits for lawful US residents.
#5. This is NOT an immigrant nation. There are 280 million native born Americans. While it is true that this nation was settled and founded by immigrants (legal immigrants), it is also true that there is not a nation on this planet that was not settled by immigrants at one time or another.
#6. The United States is welcoming to legal immigrants. Illegal aliens are not immigrants by definition. The US accepts more lawful immigrants every year than the rest of the world combined.
#7. There is no such thing as the "Hispanic vote." Hispanics are white, brown, black and every shade in between. Hispanics are Republicans, Democrats, Anarchists, Communists, Marxists and Independents. The so-called "Hispanic Vote" is a myth. Pandering to illegal aliens to get the Hispanic vote is a dead end.
#8. Mexico is NOT a friend of the United States. Since 1848 Mexicans have resented the United States. During World War I Mexico allowed German spies to operate freely in Mexico to spy on the US. During World War II Mexico allowed the Axis powers to spy on the US from Mexico. During the Cold War Mexico allowed spies hostile to the US to operate freely. The attack on the Twin Towers in 2001 was cheered and applauded all across Mexico. Today Mexican school children are taught that the US stole California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. If you don't believe it, check out some Mexican textbooks written for their school children.
#9. Although some illegal aliens enter this country for a better life, there are 6 billion people on this planet. At least 1 billion of those live on less than one dollar a day. If wanting a better life is a valid excuse to break the law and sneak into America, then let's allow those one billion to come to America and we'll turn the USA into a Third World nation overnight. Besides, there are 280 million native born Americans who want a better life. I'll bet Bill Gates and Donald Trump want a better life. When will the USA lifeboat be full? Since when is wanting a better life a good reason to trash another nation?
#10. There is a labor shortage in this country. This is a lie. There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of American housewives, senior citizens, students, unemployed and underemployed who would gladly take jobs at a decent wage.
#11. It is [not] racist to want secure borders. What is racist about wanting secure borders and a secure America? What is racist about not wanting people to sneak into America and steal benefits we have set aside for legal aliens, senior citizens, children and other legal residents? What is it about race that entitles people to violate our laws, steal identities, and take the American Dream without paying the price? For about four decades American politicians have refused to secure our borders and look after the welfare of middle class Americans. These politicians have been of both parties. A huge debt to American society has resulted. This debt will be satisfied and the interest will be high. There has already been riots in the streets by illegal aliens and their supporters. There will be more. You, as a politician, have a choice to offend the illegal aliens who have stolen into this country and demanded the rights afforded to US citizens or to offend those of us who are stakeholders in this country. The interest will be steep either way. There will be civil unrest. There will be a reckoning. Do you have the courage to do what is right for America? Or, will you bow to the wants and needs of those who don't even have the right to remain here?
There will be a reckoning. It will come in November of this year, again in 2012 and yet again in 2014. We will not allow America to be stolen by third world agitators and thieves.
David J. Stoddard
US Border Patrol (RET)
IMMIGRANTS: THEN vs NOW
THEN: Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people that back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented.
Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home.
They had waved goodbye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture. Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.
Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France and Japan. None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people.
When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French American, the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.
NOW: And here we are with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about.
I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.
KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING. FOR THE WRONG THINGS TO PREVAIL, THE RIGHTFUL MAJORITY NEEDS TO REMAIN COMPLACENT AND QUIET. LET THIS NEVER HAPPEN!
I sincerely hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation!
WHAT IF 20 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS VACATED AMERICA?
I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament"- 10/25/07.
I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver last week. Hernandez said, "illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy clothes. What Happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go away?" Hummm, I thought, what would happen, so I did my due diligence, buried my nose as a reporter into the FACTS I found below.
|A Message From Americans
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the words "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it spells out: "Fuck off and go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, Messican speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, mutton eating, smelly diaper head bastards with you."
It's a good question it deserves an honest answer. Over 80% of Americans demand secured borders and illegal migration stopped. But what would happen if all 20 million or more vacated America? The answers I found may surprise you!
In California, if 3.5 million illegal aliens moved back to Mexico, it would leave an extra $10.2 billion to spend on overloaded school systems, bankrupt hospitals and overrun prisons. It would leave highways cleaner, safer and less congested. Everyone could understand one another as English became the dominant language again.
In Colorado, 500,000 illegal migrants, plus their 300,000 kids and grand-kids would move back 'home', mostly to Mexico. That would save Coloradans an estimated $2 billion (other experts say $7 billion) annually in taxes that pay for schooling, medical, social-services and incarceration costs. It means 12,000 gang members would vanish out of Denver alone.
Colorado would save more than $20 million in prison costs, and the terror that those 7,300 alien criminals set upon local citizens. Denver Officer Don Young and hundreds of Colorado victims would not have suffered death, accidents, rapes and other crimes by illegals.
Denver Public Schools would not suffer a 67% drop-out/flunk- out rate because of thousands of illegal alien students speaking 41 different languages. At least 200,000 vehicles would vanish from our gridlocked cities in Colorado. Denver's 4% unemployment rate would vanish as our working poor would gain jobs at a living wage.
In Florida, 1.5 million illegals would return the Sunshine State back to America, the rule of law, and English.
In Chicago, Illinois, 2.1 million illegals would free up hospitals, schools, prisons and highways for a safer, cleaner and more crime-free experience.
If 20 million illegal aliens returned 'home', the U.S. Economy would return to the rule of law. Employers would hire legal American citizens at a living wage. Everyone would pay their fair share of taxes because they wouldn't be working off the books. That would result in an additional $401 Billion in IRS income taxes collected annually, and an equal amount for local, state and city coffers.
No more push '1' for Spanish or '2' for English. No more confusion in American schools that now must contend with over 100 languages that degrade the educational system for American kids. Our over-crowded schools would lose more than two million illegal alien kids at a cost of billions in ESL and free breakfasts and lunches.
We would lose 500,000 illegal criminal alien inmates at a cost of more than $1.6 billion annually. That includes 15,000 MS-13 gang members who distribute $130 billion in drugs annually would vacate our country.
In cities like L.A., 20,000 members of the '18th Street Gang' would vanish from our nation. No more Mexican forgery gangs for ID theft from Americans! No more foreign rapists and child molesters!
Losing more than 20 million people would clear up our crowded highways and gridlock. Cleaner air and less drinking and driving American deaths by illegal aliens!
America's economy is drained. Taxpayers are harmed. Employers get rich. Over $80 billion annually wouldn't return to the aliens' home countries by cash transfers. Illegal migrants earned half that money untaxed, which further drains America 's economy which currently suffers an $8.7 trillion debt.
$8.7 trillion debt.
At least 400,000 anchor babies would not be born in our country, costing us $109 billion per year per cycle. At least 86 hospitals in California, Georgia and Florida would still be operating instead of being bankrupt out of existence because illegals pay nothing via the EMTOLA Act.
Americans wouldn't suffer thousands of TB and hepatitis cases rampant in our country-brought in by illegals unscreened at our borders.
Our cities would see 20 million less people driving, polluting and grid locking our cities. It would also put the 'progressives' on the horns of a dilemma; illegal aliens and their families cause 11% of our greenhouse gases.
Over one million of Mexico's poorest citizens now live inside and along our border from Brownsville, Texas to San Diego, California in what the New York Times called, 'colonias' or new neighborhoods. Trouble is, those living areas resemble Bombay and Calcutta where grinding poverty, filth, diseases, drugs, crimes, no sanitation and worse. They live without sewage, clean water, streets, roads, electricity, or any kind of sanitation.
The New York Times reported them to be America's new 'Third World' inside our own country. Within 20 years, at their current growth rate, they expect 20 million residents of those colonias. (I've seen them personally in Texas and Arizona; it's sickening beyond anything you can imagine.)
By enforcing our laws, we could repatriate them back to Mexico. We should invite 20 million aliens to go home, fix their own countries and/or make a better life in Mexico. We already invite a million people into our country legally more than all other countries combined annually. We cannot and must not allow anarchy at our borders, more anarchy within our borders and growing lawlessness at every level in our nation. It's time to stand up for our country, our culture, our civilization and our way of life.
Here are 14 reasons illegal aliens should vacate America, and I hope they are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them:
1. $14 billion to $22 billion dollars are spent each year on welfare to illegal aliens. (that's Billion with a 'B') http://tinyurl. com/zob77
5. $27 billion dollars are spent each year for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. http://transcripts. cnn.com/TRANSCRI PTS/0604/ 01/ldt.01.html
6. $3 Million Dollars 'PER DAY' is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. That's $1.2 Billion a year. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/ 01/ldt.01.html
7. 28% percent of all federal prison inmates are illegal aliens. http://transcripts. cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/ 01/ldt.01.html
8. $190 billion dollars are spent each year on illegal aliens for welfare & social services by the American taxpayers. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
9. $200 billion dollars per year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/ 01/ldt.01.html
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US. http://transcripts. cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01. html
11. During the year 2005, there were 8 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our southern border with as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from other terrorist countries. Over 10,000 of those were middle-eastern terrorists. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroine, crack, Guns, and marijuana crossed into the U.S.from the southern border.
12. The National Policy Institute, estimates that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion, or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.
13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent home $65 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin, to their families and friends. http://www.rense. com/general75/ niht.htm
14. The dark side of illegal immigration: Nearly one million sex crimes are committed by illegal immigrants in the United States!
Total cost: A whopping $538.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
Where else but the Land Of The Free can an Illegal Invading Colonista take advantage of our First Amendment's Free Speech and Right to Assemble provisions? Where else could they get on a soapbox, take to the streets, airwaves and schools and go on an "America Sucks" speaking circuit. Where else could they get away with publicly burning and stomping on our flag while waving their countrys' greasy rag?
Where else can an Illegal Invader freeloader have a red carpet rolled out just for them upon arrival in the form of free social services, education and employment in their language?
Where else can a terminally pregnant Illegal Invader Colonista recieve the best pre-natal care in the world...free of charge?
Where else can the offspring of an Illegal Invader Parasite make demands to its hosts that our laws need to be changed...just for them?!?
Where else can terrorist scum do the utterly unthinkable act of reducing to rubble the World Trade Center, killing 3000+ innocent people all in the name of Allah, then turn around and spit in America's face by proposing a Monster Mosque a mere stones throw from Ground Zero, all within 10 years?
Where else can an Invader's free education include an 'Ethnic Studies' program and agenda that promotes racial/cultural superiority, separatism and animosity? Where else could that 'free' Educrap culminate in a big, fat, stinking, steaming load of a chip on their shoulder?
The answer to these and other questions are, of course, America.
We're always hearing about the backbreaking jobs Americans can't or won't do, like pick grapes or tomatoes in the sweltering heat. We all know most American's wouldn't last half a day in the heat doing THAT kind of work. On the other hand, if/when given the green light to build a wall along the border out in 100+ degree heat, we'll bet the entire enchillada that Americans from sea to shining sea would line up to offer their wall building services...FREE OF CHARGE!
Now that's a job most sovereignty-loving American's CAN and WILL do.
Speaking of cheap labor, the following originated from a Mexifornia school teacher...
CHEAP TOMATOES AND CHEAP LABOR
As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:
I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels
Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.
Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten.
I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids.
|Greetings From Aztlan
|Assimilation? American tax dollars hard at work at a Montebello, CA public high school.
I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America.
I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students, here in the country less then 3 months, who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas" (whores) and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.
Free medical, free education, free food, free day care etc., etc, etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?
To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: Spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.
Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases. For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes.
Americans, we need to wake up.
It does, however, have everything to do with culture: It involves an American third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about "political correctness" that we don't have the will to do anything about it.
If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know.
CHEAP LABOR? Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?
Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.
Consumers don't want expensive produce.
Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs.
But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap labor."
Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or 6.00/hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free.
He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent.
He qualifies for food stamps.
He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care.
His children get free breakfastsand lunches at school.
He requires bilingual teachers and books.
He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.
If they are, or become aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. If qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicaid. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's expense.
He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance.
Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.
He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour in benefits.
Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after paying their bills and HIS.
Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT!