To
put it bluntly, PIG is appalled that a properly-hyphenated clown
can spend four years (often much more) in an Ivory Tower and emerge
with a degree in Black, Asian, Latino, or Womyn's Studies. Dont
Brotha and Sista have a damn mirror? Did they need some never
been to Africa in his life egghead to tell them that they're black?
Are these Womyns Studies chicks so damn dense that it took
some Marxist dyke professor 4 years to convince them that they're
female? Quite frankly, all this Ethnic Degree and Gender Degree
back patting strikes us as asinine and a complete waste of time,
but, if it keeps Guadalupe, Latasha, Su Lin, and womyn off the
street, so be it.
PIG can get
the job done much more efficiently, so if you're properly-hyphenated
and reality challenged, you've come to the right place for fast
track enlightenment. Those Ethnic and Gender-related Ivory Tower
bullshit degrees don't give the myopic dolts who take them a tenth
of the information that you'll find in right here in PIG. Read
the various sections and you'll be more than a match for some
Black, Asian, Latino or Womyn's Studies dipstick. Five minutes
- each day - spent reading PIG trumps 4 years of Ivory Tower Ethnic
and Gender Educrap, every damn time.
For
those PIG readers who think it would be terminally nifty to have
an Ethnic Studies or Gender Studies Degree, PIG feels your pain.
Feel free to download your very own Ethnic of Gender Studies Degree
and use it to amaze and amuse your friends. For those adventurous
few who dare to 'boldly go where no man has gone before', PIG
is delighted to announce a cutting-edge foray into higher Educrap
PIG is proud to offer up the world's first Oppressor Studies Degree
Program. Any intellectual flatliner can bag an Ivory Tower Ethnic
or Gender Studies degree, but only a loyal PIG reader can trot
out his Doctor Of Oppression degree.
EXTRA CREDIT
First Class Assignment: PIG's Gendercrap Studies
If you want some
real dyke bitch fun, swipe the cover off your liberal pal's copy
of Comrade Hillarys new book and use it for target practice...Trust
me, it's much more 'enlightening' than delving into the relentless
whining they call Womyn's Studies.
Send us your
obliterated Hillary tome cover and get extra credit toward your
degree. Those readers who demonstrate the most creative book cover
abuse will be suitably rewarded by PIG.
PIG's
Legendary Six-Step, One Minute Gender Degree Program:
Cutting through
the crap, here's how you can conduct a graduate level gender studies
seminar in the privacy of your own home:
1) Go to the mirror
2) Strip down to the buff
3) Check out your nether regions
4) If you got a pole, you're a dude.
5) If you got a hole, you're a chick and all the attitude in the
world won't change it.
6) Download your degree and use it to amaze and amuse your friends.
That easily, you save yourself four years of Marxist dyke indoctrination.
For dudes, this is a refresher course, because they are one group
that doesn't need any Ivory Tower remedial gender training. Trust
me, the first time that little soldier snaps to attention, a guy
is an expert in the very essence of dudeness.
Oppression 101: Screw Guilt!
Okay, Snowflakes.
You cried long enough for your own Self-Segregated "Studies"
Department, so we thought we would throw you a bone.
Contrary to
what you have been conditioned to believe by 12 years of revisionist
indoctrination, your "people" have been oppressed, enslaved,
bought, sold, tortured and killed by Arabs, Moors and Berbers
(from...GASP!... Africa), Mongols and the Turks.
Learn how
Whitey didn't invent slavery as an institution, Whitey learned
from it and got their pound of flesh and one-upped their former
Massa's
In Oppression
101, you'll learn how to colonize, oppress and exploit just like
your forefathers. Topics range from whip-cracking, creating glass
ceilings, proper country club etiquette, overcoming affirmative
action policies in hiring and college admissions.