Diss The Boob Tube:
Source: Variety via Yahoo Site posting
'Feminist Primetime Report' spews NO-NAD drivel about the sorry
state of televised fare on the 'six networks'. Big fun. How is this
data collected? I'm so glad you asked:
'...More than 80 teams of "Feminist Field Analysts" watched
prime-time programming throughout spring 2002 and graded shows based
on the criteria of gender composition and diversity, violent content,
sexual exploitation and social responsibility...' (Variety)
expected, they didn't like anything they saw. Among the complains:
Too many men (134 more men than women); most female characters were
esthetically pleasing, in the Jennifer Aniston mode...young, thin,
white: only four lotus babes had meaningful roles on prime time
boob tube fare. Translation: Some NO-NAD whiners viewed the tube
looking for rampant oppression and found it. Am I supposed to be
surprised? It's fascinating that the one criteria that prompts me
to endure the tube never got mentioned. All the eye candy in the
world won't make me watch a show that's neither interesting or entertaining.
Shocked, Shocked We Tell You:
Lisa L. Lindy, an Ivory Tower denizen from an Educrat cabal called,
Western Kentucky University at Bowling Green, finds GLAAD BAAGs
in general and Y-Nauts in particular endlessly fascinating. That's
why she felt a pressing need to conduct a study that involved '927
lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender college students' (Reuters).
For those of you harboring dark visions of an Ivory Tower troll
in sensible shoes seeking some hormonal companionship, I have one
thing to say...The same notion crossed this pagan's mind.
her motives, the good Doctor is shocked and dismayed by the results
of her study:
'...bisexual and lesbian women tended to recognize their orientation,
come out and begin having sex at a later age than did men.
were also less likely than men to report having used a condom or
other barrier during their last sexual encounter, and were less
likely to use a condom during both vaginal and anal sex.
respondents also reported being attracted to both women and men
more often than male respondents...' (Reuters)
'...Lindley and her team also discovered that lesbian, bisexual
and transgender women were more likely than men to be regular smokers,
to use marijuana, LSD and hallucinogenic mushrooms, and to have
both a piercing and a tattoo. For instance, 25% of women said they
had used LSD in their lifetimes, compared to only 13% of men...'
'...Lindley and her team also discovered that 10% of lesbian and
bisexual women reported having attempted suicide during the past
12 months, compared to 4% of gay and bisexual men...' (Reuters)
line: Y-Nauts are late blooming, any plumbing will do when I'm terminally
horny, don't helmet that little soldier on my account, tattooed
substance abusers who are prone to suicide. Film at eleven! This
reeks of GLAAD BAAGs as tortured victims of a macho white male society.
Am I supposed to give a flaming rip about the on-going tragedy of
the differently-sexual? Am I expected to be shocked that life for
the differently-sexual isn't a non-stop picnic? Do I care? Sort
of, but not because of this study, alleged scholarship that seems
to be another foregone conclusion seeking statistical justification.
Source: Fox News
do-gooder group of dolts in D.C. must feel blind-sided by the latest
NO-NAD brain-fart. What, you're wondering, could the NO-NAD's find
'offensive' about an advertising campaign 'intended to educate people
in their twenties and thirties about how to prevent infertility'
(Fox News) I'm so glad you asked.
ads - developed for the American Society for Reproductive Medicine
- use provocative baby bottle images to highlight four major causes
of infertility: cigarette smoking, unhealthy body weight, sexually
transmitted diseases, and advancing age. The offending ad shows
a baby bottle in the shape of an hourglass with the words "Advancing
age decreases your ability to have children."...' (Fox News)
NO-NAD's' shrill din includes a tantrum that such imagery is a deliberate
plot to stampeded terrified NO-NAD's into getting urped. Are NO-NAD's
really saying that women are so easily swayed that they'd abandon
a thriving career, or shed a predilection for a child-free existence,
over one puny advertisement? That might explain how the NO-NAD's
manage to recruit their NO-NAD cadre in the first place. Hmm...Learn
something every day.
Carolina NO-NAD Nonsense
Source: Charlotte Observer
pagan is thrilled to report that even Southern belles aren't immune
to NO-NADism. To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Charlotte
chapter of NOW, thirty of these nattering NO-NAD's gathered outside
a local Wal Mart, a retailer that just won NOW's coveted 'Merchant
of Shame' award, for it's refusal to coddle NO-NAD's in such areas
as promotions and insurance coverage.
you think this is all they have to celebrate, consider this list
of stellar accomplishments as cited by the Observer:
'... Giving The Charlotte Observer a "Barefoot
and Pregnant" award for what was viewed as a segregationist
"For and About Women" section.
Lobbying Presbyterian Hospital to allow nurses to wear uniforms
Investigating and protesting Charlotte-Mecklenburg schools'
employment policies and seeing the first woman named a high school
pagan thinks a meaningful organization would have a lot more to
show for 30 years of whining than this pathetic dose of NO-NADism.
Color this sexist pig, very, very amused.
Front Page Magazine
to the Cornell Review, campus NO-NAD's hatched a beyond bold new
concept to make the learning experience especially pleasurable for
Cornell coeds. Campus dispensaries now offer a vast sex toy assortment,
featuring a world-class vibrator collection. They're situated right
after the turkey baster display, before you get to the Lorena Bobbitt
NO-NAD zealots dress this up in NO-NAD Victim-Speak, attempting
to make this sound like NO-NAD rocket science. The plain facts are
quite simple: certain horny NO-NAD's want to fly solo, but can't
face up to the lowlifes who infest your local sex shop. Bagging
an electronic wang at the campus dispensary is much more civilized.
File this epic under 'no harm, no foul'. Happy,
uh...motoring, NO-NAD horndogs.
I heard on the radio that the NO-NAD's have declared war on Valentine's
Day. This is just another NO-NAD trip-wire being deployed to secure
the oppression they need to validate their victim identity. If the
oppressors ignore this egregious assault onĘ women, it's blatant
sexism. If the oppressors cast aspersions about NO-NAD overreaction,
it's still sexism. Obviously this is a win-win gig for the NO-NAD's.
They need an infusion of oppression to reinvigorate their victimhood,
and this is sure to do the trick.
I understood the strident vast right-wing conspiracy wench spewing
this stuff on my radio, the NO-NAD's want to abolish Valentine's
Day, in favor of a NO-NAD friendly 'V' Day...'V' standing for violence,
vagina and validation (she might have said victory). NO-NAD's are
changing "I am woman, hear me roar" into "I am victim,
hear me whine." Whatever floats your boat, NO-NAD's.
News - Striking Contrasts
Sources: Seattle Times, Independent (UK)
compared with the life and death horrors faced by women in traditional
cultures, Amerika's NO-NAD campaigns are 'trivial pursuits'. To
illustrate this point, let's examine two stories from today's newspapers:
Trivial Pursuit: Washington's State Supreme Court slammed the door
of alleged justice on the Fraternal Order of Eagles's collective
nads, by ruling that this exclusively-male organization must offer
full membership to NO-NAD's. The state's anti-discrimination law
allows "distinctly private" organizations to discriminate,
but the high court played shyster games to exempt the Eagles fromĘ
their "distinctly private" aspirations.
quote from a NO-NAD zealot says it all: "It is time for all
organizations to look at the greater good of equality." (Vanessa
Power, board president of the Northwest Women's Law Center, as quoted
by the Seattle Times)
translation: Exclusively-male organizations are evil incarnate and
must be eradicated, by any means necessary.)
Traditional Culture Tidbit: A Mecca Maniac group in the disputed
dothead state of Kashmir spewed their true believer drivel via posters
that ordered all women in the area to wear those head-to-toe moo-moo
things, or suffer the consequences. They're also attacking women
who have the audacity to attend school. Proving that they were twisted
beyond all comprehension, this group - Lashkar Jabbar - attacked
a women wearing 'inappropriate clothes' with acid, last year. This
week, they kicked it up a notch, big time:
women, both 21, were shot dead on Thursday night by militants in
the south of the Muslim-majority state, while the third was dragged
away and beheaded, reports in Delhi said yesterday, citing Indian
officials. The reports said the three women had been taken from
their village houses in the Rajouri district, where the posters
containing the dress diktat recently appeared...' (Independent)
get dragged from their homes then executed for wearing the wrong
clothes, in India, while the biggest challenge facing our relentlessly
whining Amerikan NO-NAD's is the Fraternal Order of Eagles exclusively-male
membership. What's wrong with this picture? Everything, but don't
hold your breath for our stateside NO-NAD's to admit it. They're
too busy looking for their next trivial pursuit.