KULTURE | STEAMING LOADS OF THE WEEK

February 05, 2010

Steaming Load: San Fran Nan is a very high maintenance Marxist bitch.

San Fran Nan likes to travel in high style, at our expense, as we all found out, last year, thanks to a report from the folks at Judicial Watch. At that time, the report detailed this Marxist Diva’s demands for the most luxurious military air craft in Uncle Sam’s inventory.

Judicial Watch is back, with more Pelosi stinkers, and these titanic turds are especially noxious, based on this Right Side News report:

This week, Judicial Watch obtained documents from the Air Force that shed a bit more light on this ugly story.

According to the documents, which we obtained through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), the Speaker's military travel cost the Air Force $2,100,744.59 over a two-year period - $101,429.14 for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol. (Lots and lots of alcohol.) The following are highlights from the recent release of about 2,000 documents, which you can read here:

* Speaker Pelosi used Air Force aircraft to travel back to her district at an average cost of $28,210.51 per flight. The average cost of an international congressional delegation (CODEL) is $228,563.33. Of the 103 Pelosi-led CODELs, 31 trips included members of the House Speaker's family.

* One CODEL traveling from Washington, D.C. through Tel Aviv, Israel to Baghdad, Iraq from May 15-20, 2008, "to discuss matters of mutual concern with government leaders" included members of Congress and their spouses and cost $17,931 per hour in aircraft alone. Purchases for the CODEL included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey's Irish Crème, Maker's Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine.

* According to a "Memo for Record" from a CODEL March 29 - April 7, 2007, that involved a stop in Israel, "CODEL could only bring Kosher items into the Hotel. Kosher alcohol for mixing beverages in the Delegation room was purchased on the local economy i.e. Bourbon, Whiskey, Scotch, Vodka, Gin, Triple Sec, Tequila, etc."

* The Department of Defense advanced a CODEL of 56 members of Congress and staff $60,000 to travel to Louisiana and Mississippi July 19-22, 2008, to "view flood relief advances from Hurricane Katrina." The three-day trip cost the U.S. Air Force $65,505.46, exceeding authorized funding by $5,505.46.

If you have a moment, take a look at the documents for yourself. And pay special attention to the receipts, noting the large quantities of food and alcohol purchased at taxpayer expense. Doesn't it seem as if the Speaker's congressional delegations are more about partying than anything else? It certainly seems that way to me.

San Fran Nan is more than a Marxist bitch, she’s an EXPENSIVE, DEMANDING, Marxist bitch. When will Mexifornia’s moonbats wake the f**k up and flush her out of our misery? It can’t happen too soon.

January 29, 2010

Steaming Load: Barry and his shysters put legalistic roadblocks between America’s warriors and our Jihadikaze enemies.

If you think replacing The Cowboy with the Marxist Messiah at the top of America’s military food chain didn’t change the way we’re fighting terrorism, you’re in for a nasty shock. Admittedly, W hobbled our warriors with unnecessary, politically-motivated, hurdles, but it never reached this level of shyster scumbag insanity.

White House lawyers are mulling the legality of proposed attempts to kill an American citizen, Anwar al Awlaki, who is believed to be part of the leadership of the al Qaeda group in Yemen behind a series of terror strikes, according to two people briefed by U.S. intelligence officials.

One of the people briefed said opportunities to "take out" Awlaki "may have been missed" because of the legal questions surrounding a lethal attack which would specifically target an American citizen.

A spokesperson said the White House declined to comment.

While Awlaki has not been charged with any crimes under U.S. law, intelligence officials say recent intelligence reports and electronic intercepts show he played an important role in recruiting the accused "underwear bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Awlaki also carried on extensive e-mail communication with the accused Fort Hood shooter, Major Nidal Hasan, prior to the attack that killed 12 soldiers and one civilian.

According to the people who were briefed on the issue, American officials fear the possibility of criminal prosecution without approval in advance from the White House for a targeted strike against Awlaki. (Fox Nation)

Something has gone horrifically wrong in America when our own government is a bigger impediment to a successful military operation, than our Jihadikaze enemy on the battlefield. Following their neo-Marxist leader, Barry, American shysters are more interested in putting our own warriors in a jail cell than they are in putting Jihadikaze rat bastards in a body bag.

This isn’t a rank and file turd. It’s turdzilla, and it needs to be flushed out of our misery, right now, before it gets some Americans - in and out of uniform - killed. FLUSH? You better believe it, get out of my way you shyster bastard, Sparky.

January 22, 2010

Steaming Load: America’s Myopic Military Brass.

The U.S. military’s newly-released report on the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s murderous rampage blatantly, deliberately, ignores the Islamikaze Elephant in the room:

The U.S. military's just-released report into the Fort Hood shootings spends 86 pages detailing various slipups by Army officers but not once mentions Major Nidal Hasan by name or even discusses whether the killings may have had anything to do with the suspect's view of his Muslim faith. (Time)

[T]he leaders of the two-month Pentagon review, former Army Secretary Togo West and the Navy's onetime top admiral, Vernon Clark, told reporters last week that they didn't drill down into Hasan's motives. "Our concern is with actions and effects, not necessarily with motivations," West said. Added Clark: "We certainly do not cite a particular group." Part of their reticence, they said, was to avoid running afoul of the criminal probe of Hasan that is now under way. Both are declining interview requests before their congressional testimony, a Pentagon spokesman said.

But without a motive, there would have been no murder. Hasan wore his radical Islamic faith and its jihadist tendencies in the same way he wore his Army uniform. He allegedly proselytized within the ranks, spoke out against the wars his Army was waging in Muslim countries and shouted "Allahu akbar" (God is great) as he gunned down his fellow soldiers. Those who served alongside Hasan find the Pentagon review wanting. "The report demonstrates that we are unwilling to identify and confront the real enemy of political Islam," says a former military colleague of Hasan, speaking privately because he was ordered not to talk about the case. "Political correctness has brainwashed us to the point that we no longer understand our heritage and cannot admit who, or what, the enemy stands for." (Time Magazine)

Which part of ‘those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it’ don’t these buttheads understand? All of it, apparently.

This knee-jerk political correctness, at the highest levels of Uncle Sam’s military establishment, is a turd that needs to be flushed, before it gets more of our brave warriors killed.

January 15, 2010

Steaming Loads of the Week

Turd 1: All of this hand-wringing and wagon circling over Whorehouse Harry Reid’s election cycle comments about Messiah Barry is very f-ing annoying. This pagan scribbler isn’t shocked over Dingy Harry’s description of Barry as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect". Admittedly, it’s a stupid thing to say, in a purely political sense, but otherwise, it’s no harm, no foul. We have much bigger fish to fry than this meaningless minnow.

I don’t give a damn what this putrid piece of shit said, in 2008. I do care that all the fuss surrounding it is an unwanted, unnecessary, distraction - it’s the proverbial shiny object - from more important matters. Reid’s ultimate political fate is, quite rightly, in the hands of Nevada’s chad punchers. On the long list of reasons to pink slip Whorehouse Harry, this tempest in a teapot is at the bottom, where it belongs.

Turd 2: Determined to fiddle, while America ‘burns’, a federal grand jury is shouldering aside our real problems to conduct a witch hunt targeting our favorite lawman, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Apraio.

In statements read by a county spokesman, Maricopa County Manager David Smith and Deputy County Manager Sandi Wilson said they met with a federal prosecutor to discuss the case and will testify Wednesday.

Wilson said the general subject of the inquiry was abuses by Sheriff Joe Arpaio's office. Neither Wilson nor Smith offered specifics, said county spokesman Richard de Uriarte, who spoke with the two officials Thursday night.

Arpaio is widely known for tough jail policies and pushing the bounds on local immigration efforts. He has led a dozen crime and immigration sweeps, some in heavily Latino areas. Critics allege that some of Arpaio's deputies racially profiled people during immigration sweeps. But Arpaio maintains that people pulled over in the sweeps were approached because deputies had probable cause to believe they had committed crimes. (Fox)

Sheriff Joe is on the front lines of our war with border jumping scumbags. Uncle Sam should be thanking Sheriff Joe, instead of thwarting him with this bullshit.

Turd 3: This week, I heard a news item that shows how terminally screwed Mexifornia has become. In a bid to reduce Global Warming, by a virtually unmeasurable fraction of 1%, Mexifornia’s Smog Nazis are going to criminalize driving on low tire pressure.

Under this scheme, you must have your tire pressure checked by your car wrangling professional, when you get your ride serviced. If you refuse, you must provide the Tire Pressure Nazis proof that you had your tires checked, or else.

Or else? Yup. It’s a $1,000 fine, for the first infraction, but repeated refusals will ‘force’ the Tire Pressure Nazis to bag, tag, and drag you to a state graybar hotel as a air polluting enemy of Mother Earth.

January 08, 2010

Steaming Loads of the Week

Steaming Loads: We’re starting off the new year with another bowl brimming with noxious turds.

Turd 1: FSOP regulars should already be up to speed on a Connecticut blight named Litchfield, where the America hating assholes on the Board of Warden and Burgesses have banished troops venerating yellow ribbons from the Litchfield Green. Despite the ban, many of the town’s denizens ignored the board's bullshit, and kept honoring our deployed troops, by placing new yellow ribbons on the Litchfield Green.

After months of dithering - hoping, no doubt, that the furor will blow itself out - the Elected Tormentors took it to the next level, by voting to forcibly remove the ribbons which honor our deployed troops. I won’t insult your intelligence with their feeble excuses, because it’s all a load of America-denigrating crap.

Litchfield’s rational adults need to make their move. First, they should drag these rat bastards out of their beds. Next they should ram some yellow ribbons up the rat bastards’ unpatriotic asses. Finally, after festooning these putrid Elected Tormentor punks with tar and feathers, the rational adults must ‘encourage’ the yellow ribbon hating bastards to quit swilling at the public trough, forever.

Turd 2: This would be funny if it wasn’t so f-ing, infuriatingly, SERIOUS. From our too little, too late, news desk, we’re pleased to report that the underwear bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, has finally registered on the U.S. State Department’s terrorist asshat radar.

Operating at what passes as warp speed, inside the D.C. Beltway, it only took them 12 DAYS, after the attack, to review this Jihadikaze’s ‘record’ and do what needed to be done:

On Tuesday State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley announced that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has subsequently been stripped of the government visa that allowed him to fly to America on a one-way ticket purchased with cash. (A Hot Air posting)

Why did it take 12 days to conduct this review, then revoke his visa? You wouldn’t want Hillary’s minions to be guilty of a ‘rush to judgement’ would you? We can’t have THAT, on Messiah Barry’s watch, unless it involves a multi-trillion dollar seizure of our healthcare system.

Turd 3: In Beserkeley (Mexifornia), the Libertard moonbats who infest the city in large numbers are boldly going where only a RACIST asshole would go. Unable to suitably educate the properly-hyphenated, the usual suspects have decided to throw more money at the problem, by scuttling classes which - in their race card blinded eyes - are expendable, because they favor whitey:

Berkeley High School is considering a controversial proposal to eliminate science labs and the five science teachers who teach them to free up more resources to help struggling students. The proposal to put the science-lab cuts on the table was approved recently by Berkeley High's School Governance Council, a body of teachers, parents, and students who oversee a plan to change the structure of the high school to address Berkeley's dismal racial achievement gap, where white students are doing far better than the state average while black and Latino students are doing worse.

Paul Gibson, an alternate parent representative on the School Governance Council, said that information presented at council meetings suggests that the science labs were largely classes for white students. He said the decision to consider cutting the labs in order to redirect resources to underperforming students was virtually unanimous.

Science teachers were understandably horrified by the proposal. "The majority of the science department believes that this major policy decision affecting the entire student body, the faculty, and the community has been made without any notification, without a hearing," said Mardi Sicular-Mertens, the senior member of Berkeley High School's science department, at last week's school board meeting. (East Bay Express, emphasis added)

Coming soon to a cess-school near you? You better believe it, today Mexifornia, tomorrow Amerika, Sparky.

December 31, 2009

Steaming Loads of the Year

Steaming Load: We closed out 2009 with our bowl overflowing with the most noxious turds any of us has ever seen.

Turd 1: The 111th Congress is the most vile collection of scum-sucking, shit-spewing, rat bastards who ever swilled from the public trough. Instead of a government of, by and for We the People, our Elected Tormentors are reshaping a neo-Marxist Amerika which is of them, by them, and exclusively for them, but paid for with the life, liberty and property of We the People.

Turd 2: Our Elected Tormentors swear to "preserve, protect, and defend" our Constitution then spend every waking minute, "relinquishing, scuttling, and surrendering" it. Too many of our Elected Tormentors view the United States Constitution as a historical relic which impedes their grandiose scheme for a Marxist Eden which they will rule with benevolent tyranny.

Turd 3: Cash for Clunkers is an apt name for the "pay for play" whores on Capitol Hill. Like all ‘clunkers’, these Capitol Hill cretins are past their prime, no longer capable of performing their assigned - Constitutionally-defined - functions, and cost a lot more than they’re worth to maintain. If they want to whore themselves out, let them stand on a street corner and ply their trade like the rest of the skanks.

Turd 4: The Obamunist rat bastards and their word games are really pissing us off.

Janet Come Lately won’t use the ‘T’ word to describe Jihadikazes and their antics - AKA ‘Man caused disasters’. On the other hand, she has no compunction about pinning a ‘terrorism’ label on Tea Parties and is downright eager to vilify Tea Party Patriots, and our returning warriors as ‘terrorists’.

Messiah Barry ties his tongue into rhetorical knots in his mindless zeal to avoid pinning a ‘terrorist attack’ label on the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s rampage.

Obamunists from sea to shining sea, especially those in the MSM, who deemed opposition to Vicente Bush "free speech", vilify any/all opposition to Messiah Barry’s frontal assault on our inalienable liberty as "racism".

Turd 5: Prompter Punk needs to man up and START DOING HIS F-ING JOB.

I’ve had it with his malignant "America sucks, but it’s George Bush’s fault, not mine" narcissism.

I’ve had it with his refusal to be accountable for anything/everything that happens on his watch.

I’ve had it with this unrelenting bullshit. If you don’t have anything useful to say, then SIT DOWN and STFU.

Turd 6: The empty suits who wear the GOP label need to do more than shake their heads and intone "See, we told you that THEY suck more than we do." It’s time to put these pachyderm posers out to pasture and replace them with sovereign individuals who will do a LOT MORE than give lip service to a small, properly-Constitutional government whose only task is maximizing our inalienable individual liberty.

The FSOP says ENOUGH ALREADY.

The FSOP says that 2010 is a perfect time for a 21st Century Thomas Jefferson to energize all sovereign American individuals with an updated Declaration of Independence.

The FSOP says that flushing these rancid turds isn’t enough. We need to mount a Second American Revolution while we still can.

Man the barricades? You better believe it, I’m mad as hell and not going to take it anymore Sparky.

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