KULTURE | STEAMING LOADS OF THE YEAR

Like so many things in the PIG Bunker, this one took a while to reach crital mass. Over time, we realized that our silver bullet of PIGish award giving abuse, Girlieman of the Week, came with certain annoying limitations.

For starters, it's - DUH - essentially a male thing, although we might stretch that a tad to shoehorn Comrade Hillary into the winner's circle. Also, there were times when a certain group or event majorly pissed us off and we didn't have a suitable award for the occasion.

Eventually, Hambo hatched this new award notion, when he wrote, "Until PIG creates a “Steaming Turd of the Week” award, you’ll just have to suck it up and get over it." We kicked "turd" to the curb, replaced it with 'load' and the Steaming Loads of the Week Award was born.

We plan to have a lot of fun with this bad boy and we suspect it's not going to bore you to tears either.

June 26, 2009

Steaming Load of the Week

Steaming Load #1: A skateboard punk disrespects the house owned by we the people.

I know that there are bigger turds floating in the bowl, but this one really pisses me off. I seem to be alone in my outrage, but so f-ing what! This shit should not happen. It wouldn’t happen, if we hadn’t turned 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue over to the Marxist, barbarian, horde.

It started, when professional skateboarder, Tony Hawk, was invited to the Red Shed to take part in Prompter Punk’s Father’s Day festivities. Did Tony accept this singular honor with suitable decorum? Not a chance. With the permission of Red Shed officials, Tony skated in the Red Shed’s grand foyer and doubled down on his insult to OUR house, by repeating his exploits in the Old Executive Office Building.

Did this punk ever show the proper respect for the historic building he visited? You be the judge:

The skateboarding icon, also known for his popular brand of skateboarding video games, posted photos to his Web site and Twitter page.

One photo shows Hawk on his skateboard with his hands in the air in what appears to be a hallway.

'...and here is my exit,' he wrote in a message on Twitter, which linked to a picture of him skating. 'Supposed to return at noon for the First Fathers event if they let me back in.' (Daily Mail)

Tony Hawk doesn’t have any misgivings about his blatant insult to the home we provide for the POTUS. The Marxist horde that infests 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue don’t give a damn. I give a damn and I’m boiling mad that this was allowed to happen.

Tony Hawk, and those Red Shed minions who aided and abetted his antics, are steaming turds who need to be flushed for disrespecting the house paid for with OUR stolen money.



Perpetrated by: Hambo
 
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