For starters, it's - DUH - essentially a male thing, although we might stretch that a tad to shoehorn Comrade Hillary into the winner's circle. Also, there were times when a certain group or event majorly pissed us off and we didn't have a suitable award for the occasion.

Eventually, Hambo hatched this new award notion, when he wrote, "Until PIG creates a “Steaming Turd of the Week” award, you’ll just have to suck it up and get over it." We kicked "turd" to the curb, replaced it with 'load' and the Steaming Loads of the Week Award was born.

We plan to have a lot of fun with this bad boy and we suspect it's not going to bore you to tears either.

Steaming Load #1: ACLU sues Rhode Island Governor, Don Carcieri, after the governor paints a ‘not on our dime’ bull’s-eye on border jumpers.

Rhode Island Governor Don Carcieri did the math and came to the reasonable conclusion that the 20,000 to 40,000 border jumping scumbags, who infest his state, are a financial drain on the state’s schools, hospitals and state government. After thinking it over, he issued an executive order that requires state agencies, and companies doing business with the state, to use Uncle Sam’s E-Verify database to substantiate every new employee’s immigration status. It was, in PIG’s opinion, a reasonable requirement, since the money at stake is the state’s.

This week, citing the fact that the E-verify system isn’t 1000000000000% perfect, the ACLU scumbags nailed the governor with a lawsuit.

The lawsuit accuses Carcieri of violating the state constitution by interfering with existing contracts and by enforcing an executive order that conflicts with purchasing laws adopted by the General Assembly. It also accuses Carcieri of failing to hold a public hearing about the new rules as required by law. (Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

The usual assortment of Colonista whiners is aiding and abetting this ACLU turd, by sending up the usual complaints about ‘illegal immigrant’ crime victims being afraid to come forward and talk to the proper authorities. If these border jumping scumbag INVADERS, had stayed HOME, WHERE THEY BELONG, they wouldn’t have any need to contact Rhode Island justice system officials.

Border jumpers broke the law by coming here, UNINVITED. It would be nice if once, JUST ONCE, rat goddamn basters like these ACLU turds put America, and its LEGAL denizens, first. Die in a fire, you ACLU bastards. Die in a fire.

Steaming Load #2: Brit Hotel refuses to give an injured British soldier a room.

A Brit warrior found out, the hard way, that the biggest pile of shit in Britain is an outpost of alleged ‘hospitality’ named the Metro Hotel in Woking. In the Surry town to perform a sad duty - making funeral arrangements for a friend who had been killed in action - Corporal Tomos Stringer needed a room for the night.

The injured soldier, who was home from Afghanistan on sick leave, was turned down, because the Metro Hotel’s standing policy bans having members of the armed forces as guests. Instead of a soft bed for the night, Corporal Stringer was forced to sleep in his cramped, two-door ride, hoping he could avoid doing further damage to the wrist that he’d broken during a battlefield ambush.

Since this sorry incident, Corporal Stringer has fully recovered and returned to his unit in Afghanistan. Does that mean the fight is over? Far from it. His mum, Gaynor, is still hopping mad at the hotel and its parent company, American Amusements:

"In America, they treat soldiers as heroes," said Mrs Stringer, whose son joined the Army when he was 16 and has done multiple tours of duty in Iraq, Northern Ireland and Afghanistan. "We went to Disney World with Tomos and the whole family was moved to the front of the lines. Everybody was standing up and clapping and cheering. Here, soldiers can't even get a bed for the night." (Times of London)

Despite some memorable blowback from ‘senior members of the Government, MPs, service men and their supporters', these Metro Hotel turds are refusing to cut the crap. Apparently, the only way to get their attention is to hit them in the wallet. We’re pleased to report that patriotic Brits are busy painting a bull’s-eye on the Metro Hotel and its parent firm, American Amusements.

The Free State of PIG thanks Corporal Tomos Stringer for his service to his nation and wishes him well on his current tour in the war zone. You deserve better, Corporal. You deserve to be there, when those Metro Hotel turds get flushed down the crapper, forever.

Perpetrated by: Hambo