For starters, it's - DUH - essentially a male thing, although we might stretch that a tad to shoehorn Comrade Hillary into the winner's circle. Also, there were times when a certain group or event majorly pissed us off and we didn't have a suitable award for the occasion.

Eventually, Hambo hatched this new award notion, when he wrote, "Until PIG creates a “Steaming Turd of the Week” award, you’ll just have to suck it up and get over it." We kicked "turd" to the curb, replaced it with 'load' and the Steaming Loads of the Week Award was born.

We plan to have a lot of fun with this bad boy and we suspect it's not going to bore you to tears either.

March 19, 2010

Turd 1: Plunging to a new low, Brit climate clowns are brainwashing tykes by twisting nursery rhymes into terrifying Global Warming propaganda.

No longer able to fool enough of the people enough of the time, Globally Warmed alarmists are laying the groundwork for an eventual triumph, by targeting ‘the children’. All you need to know is that the two adverts were so over the top that even the knee-jerk Korrectniks on the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) black flagged them as pure, unrelenting, factually-challenged, bullshit.

The two posters created on behalf of the Department of Energy and Climate Change juxtaposed adapted extracts from the nursery rhymes with prose warnings about the dangers of global warming.

One began: “Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. There was none as extreme weather due to climate change had caused a drought.” Beneath was written: “Extreme weather conditions such as flooding, heat waves and storms will become more frequent and intense.”

The second advert read: "Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub — a necessary course of action due to flash flooding caused by climate change.” It was captioned: “Climate change is happening. Temperature and sea levels are rising. Extreme weather events such as storms, floods and heat waves will become more frequent and intense. If we carry on at this rate, life in 25 years could be very different.”

Upholding complaints from members of the public, the ASA said that in both instances the text accompanying the rhymes should have been couched in softer language. The newspaper adverts were part of a controversial media campaign launched by the DECC last year which attracted a total of 939 complaints. (London Telegraph)

No doubt these Climate Nazis will bluster that ‘we’re doing this for the sake of the children’, but that turd won’t float. It’s time to flush these lying, Global Warming, assholes out of our misery.

Turd 2: IRS raids a Mexifornia car wash over 4 CENTS in unpaid taxes.

That’s right, PIGsters, the IRS sent its Tax Nazi storm troupers to Harv’s Metro Car Wash in Sacramento to collect 4 CENTS in unpaid 2006 taxes. By the time the IRS thugs goose-stepped into the car wash, the total due had ballooned to $202.35, thanks to penalties and interest. Even if you accept the $202.35 figure, this Tax Nazi thuggery is BULLSHIT, and has no place in this once great nation.

Arriving at Harv's Metro Car Wash in midtown Wednesday afternoon were two dark-suited IRS agents demanding payment of delinquent taxes. "They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending," says Harv's owner, Aaron Zeff.

The really odd part of this: The letter that was hand-delivered to Zeff's on-site manager showed the amount of money owed to the feds was ... 4 cents. Inexplicably, penalties and taxes accruing on the debt – stemming from the 2006 tax year – were listed as $202.31, leaving Harv's with an obligation of $202.35.

Zeff, who also owns local parking lots and is the president of the Midtown Business Association, finds the situation a bit comical. "It's hilarious," he says, "that two people hopped in a car and came down here for just 4 cents. I think (the IRS) may have a problem with priorities." (Sacramento Bee)

Setting aside the question which Aaron Zeff, quite rightly, asks, "How did 4 CENTS mushroom into $202.35", we come to a more important question. Why did the IRS change its tune about Aaron’s status with Uncle Sam’s Tax Nazis:

[Aaron Zeff] says he's never been told he owes any taxes or that he's ever incurred any late-payment penalties in the four years he's owned Harv's. In fact, he provided us with an Oct. 22, 2009, letter from the IRS that states Harv's "has filed all required returns and addressed any balances due." (Bee)

No matter how much, or how little, the alleged unpaid tax debt is, this kind of thuggery is intolerable. Where was all this Tax Nazi determination when a who’s who of Beltway Buttheads - many of them on Messiah Barry’s payroll - played fast and loose with Uncle Sam’s tax laws?

It’s time to flush these penny pinching IRS Tax Nazis out of our misery.

March 12, 2010

Turd 1: The petty tyrants who infest Brit local councils are boldly going where they don’t belong, by bugging Brit trash cans.

Brit Trash Nazis took ‘Big Brother Is Watching’ into the dumpster, by, I am not making this up, implanting microchips in Brit trash cans. Why? Because they can, and, because, to date, sovereign Brit individuals haven’t ordered them to ‘knock that crap off’.

The advocacy group Big Brother Watch found through a series of Freedom of Information requests that many local governments, called councils in Britain, are installing the microchips in trash cans distributed to households, but in most cases have not yet activated them — in part because officials know the move would be unpopular.

"They are waiting for the political climate to change before they start using them," said campaign director Dylan Sharpe, who predicted that families that produce large amounts of garbage would be fined.

The trash microchips are now part of the British information grid, which already includes a heavy reliance on closed circuit television surveillance and cameras to monitor the population, particularly on the crowded public transportation system.

"This is yet another piece of surveillance that the councils are taking on in our daily life," said Sharpe. "With this information they can tell if we are home or not, and the information is stored on their database, which is not that secure."

He said the "pay as you throw" policy councils are planning to implement would discriminate against large families that generate more waste and might encourage people to burn their refuse — or dump it illegally — rather than pay extra. "That's what's happened in Ireland, where they're tried this," he said. "Over the last ten years we've seen a massive increase in CCTV, and the introduction of laws allowing police to search at random. There has been a general trend in this country toward gathering as much data as possible." (Yahoo News)

Bugging trash cans? WOW! J.O.E. is much closer to unrelenting Nanny State Tyranny than I realized. I’m not sure a turd this big can be flushed. Instead, someone needs to dig a Grand Canyon-size hole and bury it.

Turd 2: With Unions on the decline in the marketplace, Messiah Barry is rigging the game to allow unions to coerce unwilling rational adults into joining the union.

I won’t put words in his mouth, since Neal Boortz is so adept at doing that for himself. Here, in its entirety, is an item from his blog:

It's no secret that the labor unions are disappointed with Barack Obama and the Democrats. One of the many reasons is because of their failure to pass the Unionization-by-intimidation (card check) legislation. But even if the Obama administration can't deliver on card check, they will find a way to appease the unions. After all ... Obama and the Democrats know who got them elected.

Ever heard of something called the National Mediation Board? It's a three-member panel established during the days of FDR. It was originally created in order to mediate labor-management disputes in the railroad industry. But like any good government creation, it grew. Its powers grew. Its regulatory purview expanded. As this board currently stands, two of the three members are former union officials.

So now the Obama administration is apparently pushing for new arbitration rules. These rules would help unions to gain a representation certificate so long as it wins any representation election. It doesn't have to be an vote of all the workers ... just some small group will do. Here's how the National Right to Work Foundation describes it ...

"The new procedure would stack the deck in favor of unionization by granting a union monopoly bargaining power over workers if the union 'wins' an election, no matter how few eligible workers actually participate in the vote. In fact, this means that a small bloc of workers could force union boss 'representation' on the whole group as opposed to a true majority of all workers deciding for themselves."

March 05, 2010

Steaming Load: Another steaming Marxist turd floats to the surface in the Red Shed’s toilet bowl.

As the top turd in the pile of crap called the SEIU, union thug Andy Stern is, by any objective standard, an anti-capitalist. Despite that, the Red Shed’s Dumbo-eared Marxist Messiah put this commie son-of-a-bitch on his deficit panel. Why? Because, like Barry himself, Andy Stern eats, sleeps, craps, and breathes the Marxist antipathy against capitalism, and the liberty it promotes.

He doesn't try to hide it. Instead, he says it, loud and proud:

"We now have a new metric. The president says he wants to judge the new economy whether it increases the number of people in the middle class. Whether we have shared prosperity, not just growth. Which is a fundamental different philosophy then what we've seen in this country to date. Now how do we distribute wealth in this country ... clearly government has a major opportunity to distribute wealth - from the EITC, from tax policies, from minimum wages, from living wages - the government has a role in distributing wealth and social benefits. We are at historic crossroads ... in terms of what our new president is trying to do and a different way we are going to try and evaluate the economy. And so all of sudden we are witnessing the first new American economic plan led by the government, not necessarily by the private sector."

If you can’t see Barry, Andy, and the rest of the Red Shed Marxists painting a ‘central planning’ bull’s-eye on your life, liberty, and prosperity, you’re not paying attention. Welcome to the Amerikan Gulag, PIGsters.

Parting shot: If you think Andy Stern is an isolated case, get over it. How? Read this Neal Boortz rant about Barry’s director of the Red Shed’s Office of Management and Budget, Peter "From each according to their ability, too each according to his need" Orszag.

Orszag wrote an op-ed about putting our financial house in order. One of his many ideas includes this asinine notion that we need to "restore some balance to our tax code" by increasing taxes on the rich. Of course, Orszag doesn't say it like that .. he uses the line about "letting the Bush tax cuts expire."

Will someone please explain to me how increasing taxes on the rich is supposed to "balance" our tax code. The top 1% of taxpayers already pay 40.4% of ALL federal income taxes. If we want to create "balance," you would assume that this means the top 1% must earn 40% of the income. You would be very wrong. These evil rich folks only earn about 22.8% of total adjusted gross income. The share of taxes paid by the top 1% now exceeds the share paid by the bottom 95% of taxpayers. Read that again. Here .. I'll just type is again ... The share of taxes paid by the top 1% now exceeds the share paid by the bottom 95% of taxpayers.

Yet Obama's director of the Office of Management and Budget believes that we need more "balance." If you want to restore balance then maybe we should explore some ways of getting moocher class back into the ranks of federal taxpayers. Right now these leaches are getting a free ride .. a free ride with benefits.

It’s time to do some long overdue house cleaning, by flushing these Marxist rat bastards out of our misery.

February 26, 2010

Turd 1: Senator Bernie Sanders pulls a goose-stepping stinker from his socialist scumbag ass.

Unwilling to pull his head out of the Hot Air Buffoon’s ass, Bernie, put on his braying jackass jackboots. Suitably attired, Bernie then vilified rational adults who want to see more than junk science bullcrap before they buy into this Globally Warmed whopper.

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is comparing climate change skeptics to those who disregarded the Nazi threat in America in the 1930s, adding a strident rhetorical shot to the already volatile debate over climate change.

"It reminds me of an event that took place in this country and around the world in the late 1930s," said Sanders, perhaps the most liberal member of the Senate, during a Senate hearing Tuesday. "During that period of Nazism and fascism's growth-a real danger to this country and democratic countries around the world- there were people in this country and in the British parliament who said 'don't worry! Hitler's not real! It'll disappear!" (Hot Air)

Bernie needs to yank his head from the Tennessee Tonnage’s butt and pay a visit to objective reality for a change. While he’s in the real world, he should get up to speed on the fact that the lab-coated hooligans in the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) are fleeing from their own fatally flawed climate change whoppers like it’s tainted with Ebola.

If Vermont wants to secede from the union, we should let them, if, and only if, they take Bernie Sanders with them.

Turd 2: Elected Tormentors pin a ‘pay for play’ price tag on public safety in Tracy, Mexifornia.

Unless you pay an annual "subscription" fee - $48 - to the City of Tracy, your 911 call will set you back $300, each time you dial up those memorable digits. If you don’t pay up, first, you won’t get to tell the 911 minion about that shooting, robbery, rape, fire, or accident. You’re on your own, Sparky, because, quite frankly, the assholes running Tracy don’t give a damn.

How many people need to die, before the Tracy assholes flush this turd down the crapper?

Turd 3: Abortion bonkers Elected Tormentor spouts ‘if you ain’t firstborn, you ain’t shit’ drivel.

His name is Bob Marshall, and he spouted this demented drivel:

"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the firstborn of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the firstborn of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest."

It’s time for Virginia’s rational adults to flush this Elected Tormentor - he’s a member of Virginia’s House of Delegates - out of their misery.

February 19, 2010

Load 1: Inside the D. C. Beltway, Washington Weasels Won’t Name Our Enemy.

Stoned on Mecca Mania, Jihadikazes are determined to exterminate the Great Satan, Western Culture, and inalienable individual liberty, from the face of the Earth. I know it. You know it. Our men and women in uniform know it. All rational adults know it.

There are, however, dangerously deranged asshats in positions of authority who are doing their best to ignore it. For those noxious nuggets, I’ll yield the floor to the Washington Times:

The 108-page Quadrennial Homeland Security Review, made public last week by the Department of Homeland Security, uses the term "terrorist" a total of 66 times, "al Qaeda" five times and "violent extremism" or "extremist" 14 times. It calls on the U.S. government to "actively engage communities across the United States" to "stop the spread of violent extremism."

Yet in describing terrorist threats against the United States and the ideology that motivates terrorists, the review - like its sister document from the Pentagon, the Quadrennial Defense Review - does not use the words "Islam," "Islamic" or "Islamist" a single time.

Although the homeland security official in charge of developing the review insists it was a not a deliberate decision, the document is likely to reignite a debate over terminology in the U.S.-led war against al Qaeda that has been simmering through two administrations.

"There was not an active choice" to avoid using terms derivative of Islam, Homeland Security Assistant Secretary for Policy David Heyman told reporters on a conference call. President Obama had "made it clear as we are looking at counterterrorism that our principal focus is al Qaeda and global violent extremism, and that is the terminology and language that has been articulated" by Mr. Obama and his advisers, Mr. Heyman added. He declined to use the I-word.

How in the hell does Uncle Sam win a war, when the putrid pissants in power can’t, won’t, properly identify the enemy? Osama and his Jihadikazes didn’t get some random wild hair up their ass. They got a wild ISLAMIC hair up their ass. Until Uncle Sam confronts that unambiguous fact, we’ll never exterminate this threat to our lives and liberty.

Load 2: The scumbags running the IIHF (International Ice Hockey Federation) take a dump on America’s men and women in uniform.

Admittedly, for a variety of reasons, the on-going Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics are a real pisser. First and foremost there’s the asinine, infuriating, NBC coverage. If I want to watch a time-delayed broadcast, I can get all I need from my DVR.

Despite NBC’s bullshit, I might be compelled to watch our hockey team, because of one American player’s efforts to show his support for our fighting men and women:

U.S. netminder Jonathan Quick will be ordered to remove the slogan 'Support Our Troops' from his helmet for contravening Olympic rules on political propaganda, the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) said on Monday.

Netminder Ryan Miller, Quick's team mate, has also been told to remove the slogan 'Miller Time' from his helmet while the third American netminder Tim Thomas had already placed a sticker over a slogan on his mask during training on Monday.

"We will inform the American team and their equipment managers that this is a violation of IOC rules," IIHF spokesman Szymon Szemberg told Reuters. "According to IOC rule 51, no political propaganda or advertisements are allowed on equipment. It the players don't agree with the interpretation they can ask the USOC (United States Olympic Committee) to petition the IOC." (Reuters)

Sensing some of that memorable, rational American adult, blowback headed his, her, hisher, or its way, this Szemberg asshole tried to weasel out by whining about ‘unclear’ IOC rules which ban ‘political propaganda’, but not things which are ‘simply offering moral support': "If we go too hard on that we could be seen as insensitive."

You’re a pathetic piece of crap, Szemberg. You’re the kind of butt bullet who needs to be flushed out of humanity’s misery, IMMEDIATELY.

February 12, 2010

Turd 1: A piece of allegedly-human crap denigrates the sacrifices that REAL warriors made in the defense of our country.

In 2008, while running for a slot on the local water board, a Colorado cretin named Xavier Alvarez tried to enhance his resume, by stealing the glory of American warriors who fought, sacrificed, bled and, in many cases, died while defending this nation conceived in liberty. Here’s a sample of his self-serving bullshit:

"I'm a retired Marine of 25 years. I retired in the year 2001. Back in 1987, I was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. I got wounded many times by the same guy. I'm still around."

In addition to being an unpardonable lie, it’s a violation of the Stolen Valor Act. What’s that? Wikipedia defines it as follows:

The Stolen Valor Act of 2005 (the Act), signed into law by President George W. Bush on Dec. 20, 2006,[1] is a U.S. law that broadens the provisions of previous U.S. law addressing the unauthorized wear, manufacture, sale or claim (either written or oral) of any military decorations and medals. It is a federal misdemeanor offense, which carries a punishment of imprisonment for not more than 1 year and/or a fine; the scope previously covered only the Medal of Honor.

Did this putrid piece of crap grow a pair, man up, and take his medicine? Not a chance. Gutless to the end, he whined that the Stolen Valor Act violated his right to free speech. In his motion to dismiss the charges, Turd Boy spewed this drivel:

The law is overbroad for other reasons. It applies not only to mistakes but to innocent bragging as well. It includes satire. It would apply to person to claim they had received a military decoration while playing a role in a play or movie. Certainly the government's interest in banning such speech is outweighed by the First Amendment rights implicated.

You’ll be pleased to learn that the court bitch-slapped Turd Boy with this prose:

As Defendant's statement does not merit the protection of the First Amendment, the statute under which Defendant is being prosecuted, 18 U.S.C. § 704, cannot be deemed unconstitutional as applied in this case. Furthermore, a legislative act is facially unconstitutional only when no set of circumstances exist under which the act would be valid. United States v. Salerno, 481 U.S. 739, 745 (1987). In finding that the application of 18 U.S.C. § 704 is not unconstitutional as applied here, this Court therefore concludes that the Act is not unconstitutional on its face.

It’s time to flush Turd Boy down the crapper into a cess pool with the rest of the glory-stealing legends in their own minds.

Turd 2: Indoctrination alive and well in American cess-schools

Founding Fathers Expelled From North Carolina Cess-Schools
If you think neo-Marxist, government cess-school, indoctrination is strictly a Blue State malady, get over it. It’s alive an well, deep in the heart of Dixie. In fact, based on a story from the Fox News web site, it’s no shit THRIVING.

Under the new rules of Educrap engagement, the following items have been expunged from the high school curriculum: The Declaration of Independence, Ben Franklin, John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, The Revolutionary War, The United States Constitution, The War of 1812, Abraham Lincoln, The Civil War, Reconstruction...every scrap of American History prior to 1877. If you think that’s bad, hold onto your hat because World History - ALL OF IT - has been flushed down the crapper and replaced by a terminally Korrect steaming turd named ‘global studies’ which brainwashes inmates on bullshit like Global Warming.

State education leaders say this may help students learn about more recent history in greater depth.

"We are certainly not trying to go away from American history," Rebecca Garland, the chief academic officer for North Carolina Department of Public Instruction, told Fox News. "What we are trying to do is figure out a way to teach it where students are connected to it, where they see the big idea, where they are able to make connections and draw relationships between parts of our history and the present day."

As the North Carolina curriculum stands now, ninth-grade students take world history, 10th-graders study civics and economics and 11th-graders take U.S. history going back to the country's founding.

Under the proposed change, the ninth-graders would take a course called global studies, focusing in part on issues such as the environment. The 10th grade still would study civics and economics, but 11th-graders would take U.S. history only from 1877 onward. (Fox)

If this shit is happening in North Carolina, I don’t want to think about the steaming pile of Educrap turds pooped out in Libertard infested pest holes like Mexifornia, New York, Massachusetts, and Washington.

Blatant Neo-Marxist Indoctrination In Ohio
A rabid Libertard moonbat with teaching credentials was bold as brass about the indoctrination it perpetrated while ‘teaching’ a government class:

The government teacher at Perry High School in Massillon, Ohio, handed out forms recruiting students to intern for Organizing for America, a grassroots organization with direct ties to the Democratic National Committee and the successor organization for Obama for America.

Included on the forms was a suggested reading list that included Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" and Organizing for America's mission to build on the "movement that elected President Obama by empowering students across the country to help us bring about our agenda of change."

No Republican equivalent was offered to the students, according to Perry schools' Superintendent John Richard. (Fox)

Was this steaming Libertard load fired? Nope. Suspended? Nope. Reprimanded? I doubt it. He, she, heshe or it is still on the job, and, therefore, free to brainwash Perry High School inmates with this Marxist bullshit. As far as school Principal Don Gregoire is concerned, the teacher’s primary sin seems to be getting caught spewing Obamunist propaganda:

"We apologize that your son or daughter was given this information without approval," Gregoire wrote. "This error in following Board Policy has been addressed and has been clearly communicated to staff."

The bad news is that the teacher, the principal, and the superintendent are still gainfully employed Educrats. The good news is that the ‘fire these Commie bastards’ blowback is memorable. How memorable? One enraged rational adult opined the Superintendent Richard should apply for a job in Cuba.

Thanks to the egregiously leftist Educrats, Marxism has taken root in American schools. As far as I can tell, there’s only one cure: forcibly remove education from the Nanny State’s clutches and put it where it always belonged, in the marketplace.

February 05, 2010

Steaming Load: San Fran Nan is a very high maintenance Marxist bitch.

San Fran Nan likes to travel in high style, at our expense, as we all found out, last year, thanks to a report from the folks at Judicial Watch. At that time, the report detailed this Marxist Diva’s demands for the most luxurious military air craft in Uncle Sam’s inventory.

Judicial Watch is back, with more Pelosi stinkers, and these titanic turds are especially noxious, based on this Right Side News report:

This week, Judicial Watch obtained documents from the Air Force that shed a bit more light on this ugly story.

According to the documents, which we obtained through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), the Speaker's military travel cost the Air Force $2,100,744.59 over a two-year period - $101,429.14 for in-flight expenses, including food and alcohol. (Lots and lots of alcohol.) The following are highlights from the recent release of about 2,000 documents, which you can read here:

* Speaker Pelosi used Air Force aircraft to travel back to her district at an average cost of $28,210.51 per flight. The average cost of an international congressional delegation (CODEL) is $228,563.33. Of the 103 Pelosi-led CODELs, 31 trips included members of the House Speaker's family.

* One CODEL traveling from Washington, D.C. through Tel Aviv, Israel to Baghdad, Iraq from May 15-20, 2008, "to discuss matters of mutual concern with government leaders" included members of Congress and their spouses and cost $17,931 per hour in aircraft alone. Purchases for the CODEL included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey's Irish Crème, Maker's Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine.

* According to a "Memo for Record" from a CODEL March 29 - April 7, 2007, that involved a stop in Israel, "CODEL could only bring Kosher items into the Hotel. Kosher alcohol for mixing beverages in the Delegation room was purchased on the local economy i.e. Bourbon, Whiskey, Scotch, Vodka, Gin, Triple Sec, Tequila, etc."

* The Department of Defense advanced a CODEL of 56 members of Congress and staff $60,000 to travel to Louisiana and Mississippi July 19-22, 2008, to "view flood relief advances from Hurricane Katrina." The three-day trip cost the U.S. Air Force $65,505.46, exceeding authorized funding by $5,505.46.

If you have a moment, take a look at the documents for yourself. And pay special attention to the receipts, noting the large quantities of food and alcohol purchased at taxpayer expense. Doesn't it seem as if the Speaker's congressional delegations are more about partying than anything else? It certainly seems that way to me.

San Fran Nan is more than a Marxist bitch, she’s an EXPENSIVE, DEMANDING, Marxist bitch. When will Mexifornia’s moonbats wake the f**k up and flush her out of our misery? It can’t happen too soon.

January 29, 2010

Steaming Load: Barry and his shysters put legalistic roadblocks between America’s warriors and our Jihadikaze enemies.

If you think replacing The Cowboy with the Marxist Messiah at the top of America’s military food chain didn’t change the way we’re fighting terrorism, you’re in for a nasty shock. Admittedly, W hobbled our warriors with unnecessary, politically-motivated, hurdles, but it never reached this level of shyster scumbag insanity.

White House lawyers are mulling the legality of proposed attempts to kill an American citizen, Anwar al Awlaki, who is believed to be part of the leadership of the al Qaeda group in Yemen behind a series of terror strikes, according to two people briefed by U.S. intelligence officials.

One of the people briefed said opportunities to "take out" Awlaki "may have been missed" because of the legal questions surrounding a lethal attack which would specifically target an American citizen.

A spokesperson said the White House declined to comment.

While Awlaki has not been charged with any crimes under U.S. law, intelligence officials say recent intelligence reports and electronic intercepts show he played an important role in recruiting the accused "underwear bomber" Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Awlaki also carried on extensive e-mail communication with the accused Fort Hood shooter, Major Nidal Hasan, prior to the attack that killed 12 soldiers and one civilian.

According to the people who were briefed on the issue, American officials fear the possibility of criminal prosecution without approval in advance from the White House for a targeted strike against Awlaki. (Fox Nation)

Something has gone horrifically wrong in America when our own government is a bigger impediment to a successful military operation, than our Jihadikaze enemy on the battlefield. Following their neo-Marxist leader, Barry, American shysters are more interested in putting our own warriors in a jail cell than they are in putting Jihadikaze rat bastards in a body bag.

This isn’t a rank and file turd. It’s turdzilla, and it needs to be flushed out of our misery, right now, before it gets some Americans - in and out of uniform - killed. FLUSH? You better believe it, get out of my way you shyster bastard, Sparky.

January 22, 2010

Steaming Load: America’s Myopic Military Brass.

The U.S. military’s newly-released report on the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s murderous rampage blatantly, deliberately, ignores the Islamikaze Elephant in the room:

The U.S. military's just-released report into the Fort Hood shootings spends 86 pages detailing various slipups by Army officers but not once mentions Major Nidal Hasan by name or even discusses whether the killings may have had anything to do with the suspect's view of his Muslim faith. (Time)

[T]he leaders of the two-month Pentagon review, former Army Secretary Togo West and the Navy's onetime top admiral, Vernon Clark, told reporters last week that they didn't drill down into Hasan's motives. "Our concern is with actions and effects, not necessarily with motivations," West said. Added Clark: "We certainly do not cite a particular group." Part of their reticence, they said, was to avoid running afoul of the criminal probe of Hasan that is now under way. Both are declining interview requests before their congressional testimony, a Pentagon spokesman said.

But without a motive, there would have been no murder. Hasan wore his radical Islamic faith and its jihadist tendencies in the same way he wore his Army uniform. He allegedly proselytized within the ranks, spoke out against the wars his Army was waging in Muslim countries and shouted "Allahu akbar" (God is great) as he gunned down his fellow soldiers. Those who served alongside Hasan find the Pentagon review wanting. "The report demonstrates that we are unwilling to identify and confront the real enemy of political Islam," says a former military colleague of Hasan, speaking privately because he was ordered not to talk about the case. "Political correctness has brainwashed us to the point that we no longer understand our heritage and cannot admit who, or what, the enemy stands for." (Time Magazine)

Which part of ‘those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it’ don’t these buttheads understand? All of it, apparently.

This knee-jerk political correctness, at the highest levels of Uncle Sam’s military establishment, is a turd that needs to be flushed, before it gets more of our brave warriors killed.

January 15, 2010

Steaming Loads of the Week

Turd 1: All of this hand-wringing and wagon circling over Whorehouse Harry Reid’s election cycle comments about Messiah Barry is very f-ing annoying. This pagan scribbler isn’t shocked over Dingy Harry’s description of Barry as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect". Admittedly, it’s a stupid thing to say, in a purely political sense, but otherwise, it’s no harm, no foul. We have much bigger fish to fry than this meaningless minnow.

I don’t give a damn what this putrid piece of shit said, in 2008. I do care that all the fuss surrounding it is an unwanted, unnecessary, distraction - it’s the proverbial shiny object - from more important matters. Reid’s ultimate political fate is, quite rightly, in the hands of Nevada’s chad punchers. On the long list of reasons to pink slip Whorehouse Harry, this tempest in a teapot is at the bottom, where it belongs.

Turd 2: Determined to fiddle, while America ‘burns’, a federal grand jury is shouldering aside our real problems to conduct a witch hunt targeting our favorite lawman, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Apraio.

In statements read by a county spokesman, Maricopa County Manager David Smith and Deputy County Manager Sandi Wilson said they met with a federal prosecutor to discuss the case and will testify Wednesday.

Wilson said the general subject of the inquiry was abuses by Sheriff Joe Arpaio's office. Neither Wilson nor Smith offered specifics, said county spokesman Richard de Uriarte, who spoke with the two officials Thursday night.

Arpaio is widely known for tough jail policies and pushing the bounds on local immigration efforts. He has led a dozen crime and immigration sweeps, some in heavily Latino areas. Critics allege that some of Arpaio's deputies racially profiled people during immigration sweeps. But Arpaio maintains that people pulled over in the sweeps were approached because deputies had probable cause to believe they had committed crimes. (Fox)

Sheriff Joe is on the front lines of our war with border jumping scumbags. Uncle Sam should be thanking Sheriff Joe, instead of thwarting him with this bullshit.

Turd 3: This week, I heard a news item that shows how terminally screwed Mexifornia has become. In a bid to reduce Global Warming, by a virtually unmeasurable fraction of 1%, Mexifornia’s Smog Nazis are going to criminalize driving on low tire pressure.

Under this scheme, you must have your tire pressure checked by your car wrangling professional, when you get your ride serviced. If you refuse, you must provide the Tire Pressure Nazis proof that you had your tires checked, or else.

Or else? Yup. It’s a $1,000 fine, for the first infraction, but repeated refusals will ‘force’ the Tire Pressure Nazis to bag, tag, and drag you to a state graybar hotel as a air polluting enemy of Mother Earth.

January 08, 2010

Steaming Loads of the Week

Steaming Loads: We’re starting off the new year with another bowl brimming with noxious turds.

Turd 1: FSOP regulars should already be up to speed on a Connecticut blight named Litchfield, where the America hating assholes on the Board of Warden and Burgesses have banished troops venerating yellow ribbons from the Litchfield Green. Despite the ban, many of the town’s denizens ignored the board's bullshit, and kept honoring our deployed troops, by placing new yellow ribbons on the Litchfield Green.

After months of dithering - hoping, no doubt, that the furor will blow itself out - the Elected Tormentors took it to the next level, by voting to forcibly remove the ribbons which honor our deployed troops. I won’t insult your intelligence with their feeble excuses, because it’s all a load of America-denigrating crap.

Litchfield’s rational adults need to make their move. First, they should drag these rat bastards out of their beds. Next they should ram some yellow ribbons up the rat bastards’ unpatriotic asses. Finally, after festooning these putrid Elected Tormentor punks with tar and feathers, the rational adults must ‘encourage’ the yellow ribbon hating bastards to quit swilling at the public trough, forever.

Turd 2: This would be funny if it wasn’t so f-ing, infuriatingly, SERIOUS. From our too little, too late, news desk, we’re pleased to report that the underwear bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, has finally registered on the U.S. State Department’s terrorist asshat radar.

Operating at what passes as warp speed, inside the D.C. Beltway, it only took them 12 DAYS, after the attack, to review this Jihadikaze’s ‘record’ and do what needed to be done:

On Tuesday State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley announced that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has subsequently been stripped of the government visa that allowed him to fly to America on a one-way ticket purchased with cash. (A Hot Air posting)

Why did it take 12 days to conduct this review, then revoke his visa? You wouldn’t want Hillary’s minions to be guilty of a ‘rush to judgement’ would you? We can’t have THAT, on Messiah Barry’s watch, unless it involves a multi-trillion dollar seizure of our healthcare system.

Turd 3: In Beserkeley (Mexifornia), the Libertard moonbats who infest the city in large numbers are boldly going where only a RACIST asshole would go. Unable to suitably educate the properly-hyphenated, the usual suspects have decided to throw more money at the problem, by scuttling classes which - in their race card blinded eyes - are expendable, because they favor whitey:

Berkeley High School is considering a controversial proposal to eliminate science labs and the five science teachers who teach them to free up more resources to help struggling students. The proposal to put the science-lab cuts on the table was approved recently by Berkeley High's School Governance Council, a body of teachers, parents, and students who oversee a plan to change the structure of the high school to address Berkeley's dismal racial achievement gap, where white students are doing far better than the state average while black and Latino students are doing worse.

Paul Gibson, an alternate parent representative on the School Governance Council, said that information presented at council meetings suggests that the science labs were largely classes for white students. He said the decision to consider cutting the labs in order to redirect resources to underperforming students was virtually unanimous.

Science teachers were understandably horrified by the proposal. "The majority of the science department believes that this major policy decision affecting the entire student body, the faculty, and the community has been made without any notification, without a hearing," said Mardi Sicular-Mertens, the senior member of Berkeley High School's science department, at last week's school board meeting. (East Bay Express, emphasis added)

Coming soon to a cess-school near you? You better believe it, today Mexifornia, tomorrow Amerika, Sparky.

December 31, 2009

Steaming Loads of the Year

Steaming Load: We closed out 2009 with our bowl overflowing with the most noxious turds any of us has ever seen.

Turd 1: The 111th Congress is the most vile collection of scum-sucking, shit-spewing, rat bastards who ever swilled from the public trough. Instead of a government of, by and for We the People, our Elected Tormentors are reshaping a neo-Marxist Amerika which is of them, by them, and exclusively for them, but paid for with the life, liberty and property of We the People.

Turd 2: Our Elected Tormentors swear to "preserve, protect, and defend" our Constitution then spend every waking minute, "relinquishing, scuttling, and surrendering" it. Too many of our Elected Tormentors view the United States Constitution as a historical relic which impedes their grandiose scheme for a Marxist Eden which they will rule with benevolent tyranny.

Turd 3: Cash for Clunkers is an apt name for the "pay for play" whores on Capitol Hill. Like all ‘clunkers’, these Capitol Hill cretins are past their prime, no longer capable of performing their assigned - Constitutionally-defined - functions, and cost a lot more than they’re worth to maintain. If they want to whore themselves out, let them stand on a street corner and ply their trade like the rest of the skanks.

Turd 4: The Obamunist rat bastards and their word games are really pissing us off.

Janet Come Lately won’t use the ‘T’ word to describe Jihadikazes and their antics - AKA ‘Man caused disasters’. On the other hand, she has no compunction about pinning a ‘terrorism’ label on Tea Parties and is downright eager to vilify Tea Party Patriots, and our returning warriors as ‘terrorists’.

Messiah Barry ties his tongue into rhetorical knots in his mindless zeal to avoid pinning a ‘terrorist attack’ label on the Fort Hood Jihadikaze’s rampage.

Obamunists from sea to shining sea, especially those in the MSM, who deemed opposition to Vicente Bush "free speech", vilify any/all opposition to Messiah Barry’s frontal assault on our inalienable liberty as "racism".

Turd 5: Prompter Punk needs to man up and START DOING HIS F-ING JOB.

I’ve had it with his malignant "America sucks, but it’s George Bush’s fault, not mine" narcissism.

I’ve had it with his refusal to be accountable for anything/everything that happens on his watch.

I’ve had it with this unrelenting bullshit. If you don’t have anything useful to say, then SIT DOWN and STFU.

Turd 6: The empty suits who wear the GOP label need to do more than shake their heads and intone "See, we told you that THEY suck more than we do." It’s time to put these pachyderm posers out to pasture and replace them with sovereign individuals who will do a LOT MORE than give lip service to a small, properly-Constitutional government whose only task is maximizing our inalienable individual liberty.

The FSOP says ENOUGH ALREADY.

The FSOP says that 2010 is a perfect time for a 21st Century Thomas Jefferson to energize all sovereign American individuals with an updated Declaration of Independence.

The FSOP says that flushing these rancid turds isn’t enough. We need to mount a Second American Revolution while we still can.

Man the barricades? You better believe it, I’m mad as hell and not going to take it anymore Sparky.

Perpetrated by: Hambo