you remember that movie where the guy shot himself in the foot?
Left-Wing, Loudmouth, Lip-Flapping, Commie-Coddling Bandwagon
is growing bigger and more banal by the day, at least among
the Elitists in Hollywood and Media. It's almost as if there
is a competition among them, who can one-up the other. Or
perhaps their careers are circling the drain and they need
all the attention they can get.
crossing the line and showing America your true, ungrateful,
ignorant, uninformed, spoiled-brat, crybaby colors, PIG has
this to say to you.
You are actors, not surgeons,
mechanics and frankly, not that
You do not have a monopoly on
the First Amendment. It does not
begin and end with you and your
You can be replaced.
You have abused your privilege
by putting your views above that
of the American public. By
condemning removal of a
despot as "racist" or "imperialist,"
you are in essence calling those
that support the war - the
American public - "racist" or
Being chic, avant-garde, cutting
edge, spoiled and sinfully rich
does not automatically transform
you into Foreign Policy experts
or Defense Strategists, nor does
it make you morally superior to
everyone else. It just
demonstrates your shallowness
Keep it up, and you will be back
at McDonald's, Jiffy Lube, Lady
Foot Locker, iHop, or porno flicks,
where you got your start.
Next time I feel like seeing one
of your movies, I think I'll read the
You may want to check the real
estate market overseas, France
in particular. The French seem
to have a place in their heart and
culture for Hollywood has-beens.
Just ask Jerry Lewis aka The
Newsflash! The things you have
been saying to the press are
actually more entertaining than
the garbage you to try and pass
off as entertainment.
When American's want to hear
a preachy sermon, they sure
won't turn to you for moral
In some of your own movies,
you play with guns, tanks, missiles,
nuclear subs and other things that
go boom. You glorify violence and
take out bad guys in the name of
ratings and box office receipts.
What's wrong with a fully trained
military doing so in real life, in the
name of security?
if you insist on trashing your lucrative careers by showing
your arrogance and ignorance, that's your business. Just remember
who (used to) pay to see your work, the quality of which is
questionable anyway. We at PIG dare you, no, double dare you,
screw that, we triple dare you to reply to this or any other
publication that supports removing power-mad despots by any
can be eternally grateful for one thing at least. That these
overpaid airheads make a living playing make believe and pretend,
rather than lead the Free World. Phew.
if you're not on this list, do support our troops and efforts,
you too can stand apart from the crowd by coming out of the
liberal Hollywood closet.
for one, sure am not going to miss those sticky theater floors,
way over priced popcorn, and plots as predictable as you.
La Vista, asshats. We won't be back!
about the one where that actress skillfully stuck her foot in her
PIG's, the Amerika-hating, Bush-bashing, terrorist-coddling, dictator-deifying
din grows louder by the day, and the shrillest screeching comes
from Amerika's most pampered group. That's right, we mean those
limousine lizards, those fantasy-world fat mouths, Hollywood's liberal
in the extreme, lip-flappers. According to these Loony Liberal Lip-Flappers,
Amerika is a vile, contemptible nation that never got anything right.
Although we condemn their 'Amerika is the great Satan' mantra, we
freely admit one unpardonable sin: making cringing, fringe-dwelling,
commie cretins like them rich and famous. We're talking about fantasy-world
fat-heads who are so far left they call Karl Marx a conservative.
We're talking about frivolous featherbrains who are so militantly
lefty they never make right turns. Why would anyone take these noisy
PIG noisily affirms Loony Liberal Lip-Flappers' First Amendment
right to be bellowing assholes, but nobody is required to listen.
It's as simple as consider the source. Would you allow the carwash
towel dude, the telemarketer wench, the Jiffy Lube oil can rinser,
the fast food fries flogger, the klutzy busboy or that eager to
please grocery cart wrangler lecture you on government's proper
functions and the best way to preserve our liberty? Hell no, and
that's who these Lip-Flappers would be, if not for a stroke of luck
that let them strike it rich by making a childhood game - let's
pretend - a profession. It's easy to appear profoundly intelligent
in their fantasy world, because much smarter - rational - people
tell them how to dress, how to move, where to stand and what to
say. Sad story, Loony Lip-Flappers, life...reality is a get it right
on the first take endeavor, but, as usual we feel your pain.
If these lefty luminaries think they have all the answers, then
they need to step up to the plate, quit their lucrative fantasy
world existence and run for public office. Let's see how snotty
Danny 'Brotha' Glover, Martin 'Dropout' Sheen, George 'Loony' Clooney,
and their noisy cohorts feel when they're force to spout their Marxist,
Amerika hating shit in the real world, where an audience filled
with real Americans can make them pay for their taking a dump on
our Constitution. Don't hold your breath for any of them to take
the plunge, because they're only flame throwing Amerika haters in
Europe, South Amerika or surrounded by a howling, Amerika-hating,
Neo-Marxist mob. It's easy to be a revolutionary at a Marxist rally,
but how will it play on Main Street? Not very well and that's a
fact, but the booing, cat calls and hostility would give them a
long overdue reality check.
For those who still don't get it, let's yank an especially annoying
Loony Lefty Lip Flapper into bitter reality's bright light. Just
for fun, let's get up close and personal with the dolt who calls
himself 'Martin Sheen'. Before you endorse the Martin Sheen political
philosophy, there are a few things you should remember about him:
He's not the President; He's not a Vietnam Era military officer;
He's not even 'Martin Sheen'...his given name is Ramon Estevez,
a dude who was born and raised in Dayton, Ohio. In case you're willing
to trust in his honesty, you might remember that he promised his
father that he'd go to college, a lie he covered over by deliberately
flunking the college entrance exam. Is this self-hating Amexican
someone you'd trust with Amerika's future? In real life, without
his fantasy world trappings, Ramon belongs on those infamous Hell-A
street corners with his differently-documented compadres looking
for some yard work, so he can feed his growing brood. If anyone
has Ramon's number - as if anyone on the planet doesn't 'have his
number' - tell him I need someone to scrub down my Paganmobile.
I'll go as high as five bucks, but for that much, he'll need to
wax it, too.
you ever wonder why these Hollywood Loony Tunes Lip Flappers employ
a brigade-size entourage? If you answered 'ego run wild' that's
only the beginning. The reason these limousine lizard lefty lip-flappers
need so many 'keepers' is to prevent them from hurting themselves
with advanced technology, like the electric toothbrush. Is this
who you want advising you on any topic more complex than dental
floss? We don't think so. Tragically, deep pockets, relentless pampering,
plus full-time flattery have taken a toll, giving these otherwise
unremarkable alleged humans a ridiculously exaggerated self-importance.
The good news is that their egregiously inflated egos are their
Achilles' Heel. There's nothing like a mega flop, terminally hostile
reviews, plummeting ratings and empty theater seats to give these
dolts a badly needed reality check, a fun fact that puts their career
in our hands.
PIG advocating a boycott aimed at alleged entertainment perpetrated
by Hollywood's loony, loudmouthed, Liberal Lip-Flappers? Not exactly,
because your entertainment selections are a personal matter, one
that must be determined by each individual entertainment consumer.
Speaking for himself, this PIG scribbler admits that 'Hunt For Red
October' and the 'Lethal Weapon' movies are among his favorites.
That said, he doubts that he'll ever view them with the same enthusiasm,
now that he knows the real Alec 'Bellowing Blowhard' Baldwin, the
real Danny 'Race Card' Glover. No doubt, each of you will have similar
reactions to your 'no longer my favorite' celebrity.
To assist your decision, PIG will eviscerate these Loony Liberal
Lip Flappers with their own, Amerika hating spew. PIG will impale
them on the never fail, pike of public ridicule. Hold your nose,
because the stench wafting up from their bellowed bovine excrement
can be overpowering. Gas masks, for this section, rate as don't
leave home without it.
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please see SOUNDBITES.