MEDIA | LEFT-WING LIBERAL LIP FLAPPING

ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD PRETENDERS:

The Left-Wing, Loudmouth, Lip-Flapping, Commie-Coddling Bandwagon is growing bigger and more banal by the day, at least among the Elitists in Hollywood and Media. It's almost as if there is a competition among them, who can one-up the other. Or perhaps their careers are circling the drain and they need all the attention they can get.

By crossing the line and showing America your true, ungrateful, ignorant, uninformed, spoiled-brat, crybaby colors, PIG has this to say to you.

• You are actors, not surgeons,
  rocket
scientists, engineers, or
  mechanics and frankly, not that
  important.

• You do not have a monopoly on
  the First Amendment. It does not
  begin and end with you and your
  correctly-cloned cohorts.

• You can be replaced.

• You have abused your privilege
  by putting your views above that
  of the American public. By
  condemning removal of a
  despot as "racist" or "imperialist,"
  you are in essence calling those
  that support the war - the
  American public - "racist" or
  "imperialist"

• Being chic, avant-garde, cutting
  edge, spoiled and sinfully rich
  does not automatically transform
  you into Foreign Policy experts
  or Defense Strategists, nor does
  it make you morally superior to
  everyone else. It just
  demonstrates your shallowness
  and ingratitude.

• Keep it up, and you will be back
  at McDonald's, Jiffy Lube, Lady
  Foot Locker, iHop, or porno flicks,
  where you got your start.

• Next time I feel like seeing one
 of your movies, I think I'll read the
  book instead.

• You may want to check the real
  estate market overseas, France
  in particular. The French seem
  to have a place in their heart and
  culture for Hollywood has-beens.
  Just ask Jerry Lewis aka The
  Nutty Professor.

• Newsflash! The things you have
  been saying to the press are
  actually more entertaining than
  the garbage you to try and pass
 off as entertainment.

• When American's want to hear
   a preachy sermon, they sure
   won't turn to you for moral
   guidance.

• In some of your own movies,
  you play with guns, tanks, missiles,
  nuclear subs and other things that
  go boom. You glorify violence and
  take out bad guys in the name of
  ratings and box office receipts.
  What's wrong with a fully trained
  military doing so in real life, in the
  name of security?

Finally, if you insist on trashing your lucrative careers by showing your arrogance and ignorance, that's your business. Just remember who (used to) pay to see your work, the quality of which is questionable anyway. We at PIG dare you, no, double dare you, screw that, we triple dare you to reply to this or any other publication that supports removing power-mad despots by any means necessary.

We can be eternally grateful for one thing at least. That these overpaid airheads make a living playing make believe and pretend, rather than lead the Free World. Phew.

And if you're not on this list, do support our troops and efforts, you too can stand apart from the crowd by coming out of the liberal Hollywood closet.

I for one, sure am not going to miss those sticky theater floors, way over priced popcorn, and plots as predictable as you.

Hasta La Vista, asshats. We won't be back!

Do you remember that movie where the guy shot himself in the foot?

How about the one where that actress skillfully stuck her foot in her mouth?

Fellow PIG's, the Amerika-hating, Bush-bashing, terrorist-coddling, dictator-deifying din grows louder by the day, and the shrillest screeching comes from Amerika's most pampered group. That's right, we mean those limousine lizards, those fantasy-world fat mouths, Hollywood's liberal in the extreme, lip-flappers. According to these Loony Liberal Lip-Flappers, Amerika is a vile, contemptible nation that never got anything right. Although we condemn their 'Amerika is the great Satan' mantra, we freely admit one unpardonable sin: making cringing, fringe-dwelling, commie cretins like them rich and famous. We're talking about fantasy-world fat-heads who are so far left they call Karl Marx a conservative. We're talking about frivolous featherbrains who are so militantly lefty they never make right turns. Why would anyone take these noisy numbskulls seriously?

Admittedly, PIG noisily affirms Loony Liberal Lip-Flappers' First Amendment right to be bellowing assholes, but nobody is required to listen. It's as simple as consider the source. Would you allow the carwash towel dude, the telemarketer wench, the Jiffy Lube oil can rinser, the fast food fries flogger, the klutzy busboy or that eager to please grocery cart wrangler lecture you on government's proper functions and the best way to preserve our liberty? Hell no, and that's who these Lip-Flappers would be, if not for a stroke of luck that let them strike it rich by making a childhood game - let's pretend - a profession. It's easy to appear profoundly intelligent in their fantasy world, because much smarter - rational - people tell them how to dress, how to move, where to stand and what to say. Sad story, Loony Lip-Flappers, life...reality is a get it right on the first take endeavor, but, as usual we feel your pain.

If these lefty luminaries think they have all the answers, then they need to step up to the plate, quit their lucrative fantasy world existence and run for public office. Let's see how snotty Danny 'Brotha' Glover, Martin 'Dropout' Sheen, George 'Loony' Clooney, and their noisy cohorts feel when they're force to spout their Marxist, Amerika hating shit in the real world, where an audience filled with real Americans can make them pay for their taking a dump on our Constitution. Don't hold your breath for any of them to take the plunge, because they're only flame throwing Amerika haters in Europe, South Amerika or surrounded by a howling, Amerika-hating, Neo-Marxist mob. It's easy to be a revolutionary at a Marxist rally, but how will it play on Main Street? Not very well and that's a fact, but the booing, cat calls and hostility would give them a long overdue reality check.

For those who still don't get it, let's yank an especially annoying Loony Lefty Lip Flapper into bitter reality's bright light. Just for fun, let's get up close and personal with the dolt who calls himself 'Martin Sheen'. Before you endorse the Martin Sheen political philosophy, there are a few things you should remember about him: He's not the President; He's not a Vietnam Era military officer; He's not even 'Martin Sheen'...his given name is Ramon Estevez, a dude who was born and raised in Dayton, Ohio. In case you're willing to trust in his honesty, you might remember that he promised his father that he'd go to college, a lie he covered over by deliberately flunking the college entrance exam. Is this self-hating Amexican someone you'd trust with Amerika's future? In real life, without his fantasy world trappings, Ramon belongs on those infamous Hell-A street corners with his differently-documented compadres looking for some yard work, so he can feed his growing brood. If anyone has Ramon's number - as if anyone on the planet doesn't 'have his number' - tell him I need someone to scrub down my Paganmobile. I'll go as high as five bucks, but for that much, he'll need to wax it, too.

Did you ever wonder why these Hollywood Loony Tunes Lip Flappers employ a brigade-size entourage? If you answered 'ego run wild' that's only the beginning. The reason these limousine lizard lefty lip-flappers need so many 'keepers' is to prevent them from hurting themselves with advanced technology, like the electric toothbrush. Is this who you want advising you on any topic more complex than dental floss? We don't think so. Tragically, deep pockets, relentless pampering, plus full-time flattery have taken a toll, giving these otherwise unremarkable alleged humans a ridiculously exaggerated self-importance. The good news is that their egregiously inflated egos are their Achilles' Heel. There's nothing like a mega flop, terminally hostile reviews, plummeting ratings and empty theater seats to give these dolts a badly needed reality check, a fun fact that puts their career in our hands.

Is PIG advocating a boycott aimed at alleged entertainment perpetrated by Hollywood's loony, loudmouthed, Liberal Lip-Flappers? Not exactly, because your entertainment selections are a personal matter, one that must be determined by each individual entertainment consumer. Speaking for himself, this PIG scribbler admits that 'Hunt For Red October' and the 'Lethal Weapon' movies are among his favorites. That said, he doubts that he'll ever view them with the same enthusiasm, now that he knows the real Alec 'Bellowing Blowhard' Baldwin, the real Danny 'Race Card' Glover. No doubt, each of you will have similar reactions to your 'no longer my favorite' celebrity.

To assist your decision, PIG will eviscerate these Loony Liberal Lip Flappers with their own, Amerika hating spew. PIG will impale them on the never fail, pike of public ridicule. Hold your nose, because the stench wafting up from their bellowed bovine excrement can be overpowering. Gas masks, for this section, rate as don't leave home without it.

For an up-to-the-minute list of PIG's Loudmouth, Left-Wing Lip Flappers, please see SOUNDBITES.

– T.D. Treat

 

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