PIG NEWS DIGEST | HEADLINE NEWS | TOP STORIES

  • Justifiable Caricide
     
 
Man executes his ride with a .38 persuader. Men in blue unamused. [More]

  Cherry Mama Visits The Windy City
     
 Virgin Mary celebrates Papal changeover with a personal appearance. [More]

  • Fort Wayne Emerilizes Open Container Laws
     
 'Inclusive' bill bans ALL open containers. Sanity surrenders. [More]

POLITICS / ISSUES

   • Censorship Deemed Street Legal
     
 
Feds bring censorship to your DVD player. [More]

   • Mexas Bill Bans Differently-Sexual Foster Parents
     
 With all problems solved, Mexas legicrats join the culture war. [More]

   • Terminator Get Real About Border Jumping Scumbags
     
 "Close the borders in California and all across Mexico and in the United States." [More]

ART / ENTERTAINMENT/MEDIA

  "Here!": The New GLAAD BAAG Cable Channel
     
If Brent Bozell plans to be offended by "Here!" it's gonna cost him. [More]

  • All You Need to Know About Fox Television's New Sitcom
     
 It's called "Stacked" and it stars Pam Anderson. [More]

  • PIG Feels Your Pain, Sparky
     
 Cool: Jessica Alba plays a stripper. Bummer: No nude scene. [More]

TODAY'S SHALLOW THOUGHTS

   • Understanding Your Rights
     
 There is no Constitutional "right" that protects you from being offended.

   PIG Salutes Unsung, Illustrious Womyn
     
 Hot off PIG's presses. Be the first in your neighborhood to read it. [More]

GOLDEN D'OH's

   • Holy Chain-Reactions, Batman!
     
This time, one chance in a million was all he needed. [More]

  • Attempted Human Gene Pool Improvement
     
Vacuum cleaner + loaded gun = Another dumb way to shoot yourself. [More]

THE PIG AWARDS. AND THE WINNER IS...

   • Hero / Heroine Of The Week
     
 
Danbury, Connecticut Mayor Mark Boughton [PIG's Weekly Awards]

   • Girlie Man Of The Week
     
 Mexifornia's Action Hero Governor [PIG's Weekly Awards]

   • Neo-Marxist Scumbag Of The Week
     
 Little Georgie Porgie Soros [PIG's Weekly Awards]

   • PIG's Newest Amerika's Least Wanted Inductee
     
 Robin "Meathead" Reinerhoodski [Amerika's Least Wanted]

TOE TAGGED

  • Recent Notable Deaths
     
Some will be missed, others we can do without (more)

PIG'S CALENDAR

 • April is Launch A Liberal Month
     
Give a Korrectnik what he/she/it needs most: Some tough love in the form of a swift kick
     and yummy doses of reality by making PIG his/her/it's homepage.
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