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AUGUST 2008
San Francisco Speed Bump His name is Rob Anderson and he’s a Blight by the Bay lefty. He sounds like a greeniac, but he doesn’t have his head up his butt about it. That’s why he’s the gadfly speedbump, who has singlehandedly stymied San Francisco’s grandiose plans to promote bicycle riding and jettison cars, as much as possible. Gadfly Rob countered the city’s move toward bikes by pointing out some inconvenient truths that eluded the Elected Tormentors, who were hell bent to commit Gorebicide. If you add more bikes, it displaces cars, forcing those vehicles to idle in traffic jams while spewing more pollution into the air. In other words, favoring bikes over cars made matters worse. * In 2004, the Blight by the Bay unleashed its ambitious 527 page plan that would make bike trips 10% of the city’s total road trips by 2010. * In February 2005, Rob showed up at a planning session, insisting that the city perform a thorough environmental-impact review, before implementing the plan. * When the Board of Supervisors voted to skip the review, Rob enlisted a shyster named Mary Miles and sued the Elected Tormentors in state court. * Despite a massive character assassination campaign against Rob and his advocacy cabal, Coalition for Adequate Review, Rob prevailed in state court. In November 2006, a California Superior Court ordered the Blight by the Bay to stop all bike-plan activity until it completed the review. To date, the city is still, ever so slowly, going through the review process. Their snail’s pace is okey dokey as far as Rob is concerned, but it has the Bike Nazis in an uproar. Determined to make the city suffer, a Bike Nazi cabal named Critical Mass, deliberately snarls city traffic for hours, once a month. We’ll probably hate ourselves in the morning, but we’re compelled to give PIGish props to Rob for giving Blight by the Bay Elected Tormentors a serious case of heartburn. Fiddling Mexifornia Fools State Senator Jack Scott Eager to ban them outright, he pulled alarming numbers out of his butt, blaming metallic balloons for everything from Global Warming, and power outages, to the shocking lack of Armless Albanian Albinos in the NBA. When his histrionics earned him a bitch slap from Mexifornia’s besieged rational adults, Jack lowered his expectations. This week, his bill passed out of the legislature and is headed for the desk of the state’s action hero governor. Instead of an outright ban, Jack settled for a warning label that blubbers about the danger metallic balloons pose to power lines. His bill also bans metallic balloon sellers from using toys or candy to weigh them down. Assembly Speaker Karen Bass Assemblywoman Nicole Para (another Demoncrat) found that out, this week, when she refused to vote on the Demoncrats' latest budget proposal. Was Nicole Para outraged that the two-fisted spenders refused to clean up their act by imposing spending limits on themselves? Nope. Was she outraged that the Demoncrat majority was, once again, going to raise what are already the highest taxes in the United States? Nope. She was refusing to play ball with Speaker Bass, until the Speaker found a solution for the Central Valley’s (Nicole Para’s political turf) water supply problems. Unwilling to tolerate any defiance, Speaker Bass kicked Nicole Para out of her offices in the state Capitol building and exiled her to the Legislative Office Building, where she is the only legicrat, in either party, to set up shop. Is Nicole getting any support from her Demoncrat cohorts? You be the judge:
Nicole Para did get some TLC from Elephant Clan Assemblyman Todd Spitzer, who once had his office relocated to the equivalent of a Capitol building broom closet, after he pissed off former Demoncrat Speaker, Fabian "The Turd" Nunez. State Senator Alan Lowenthal State Senator Alan Lowenthal is shocked, dismayed, and alarmed over electric and hybrid vehicles. He’s losing sleep over the fact that these green rides don’t make any noise. That, Alan whines, poses a danger to blind, and visually-impaired, pedestrians. Under a bill rammed through the legislature by Alan, a commission - KA-CHING - would be appointed to study the issue and report back with recommendations by 2010. Somehow, Alan thunders, we must inject noise into these vehicles. Noise? No problem, tie a string of tin cans to the rear bumper. Any other problems you need solved, Fiddler Alan? Parting shot: Since the state doesn’t keep statistics on the kind of accidents that are giving Alan insomnia, he’s solving problems that probably don’t exist. Boonedoggle Tries His Luck in Mexifornia When it comes to sticking his hand in the pockets of American taxpayers, nobody does it with greater gusto than a reeking piece of Mexas crap named T. Boone Pickens. T. Boonedoggle is the clown who forked out tens of millions of dollars to promote his wind farm flimflam. Wrapping himself in the cloak of capitalism, T. Boonedoggle’s primary ‘customers’ are local, state and federal officials who will fall for this smooth talking Mexas huckster and give him access to their stolen taxpayer loot. This week, T. Boonedoggle is back with another of his bold schemes to grab those tax dollars. His newest tax grab is a Mexifornia ballot initiative, Proposition 10: the California Renewable Energy and Clean Alternative Fuel Act. The stated target is $5 billion dollars in Mexifornia bond money, but some estimates put the ultimate hit on the taxpayer at $10 billion dollars, by the time the interest is paid. For that princely sum, Mexifornia would ‘promote natural gas as an cleaner alternative for automobile and truck fuel’. And who, you ask, will, most likely, provide this cleaner fuel? The biggest natural gas fuel source is Clean Energy Fuels Corporation (CLNE), which was, in bygone days, named Pickens Fuel (Boonedoggle is its primary investor). As stinky as this sounds, it gets better. During CLNE’s initial public offering, in May 2007, San Fran Nan Pelosi purchased between $50,000 - $100,000 in CLNE stock. If the Botox Bitch and Boonedoggle can flimflam Mexifornia voters (not a steep hill to climb), they’ll be rolling in taxpayer dough. That’s why this stinky duo’s CLNE has pumped $3.25 million dollars into the Prop 10 campaign coffers. When you read the fine print in Prop 10, you find that it is cleverly worded to give Boonedoggle’s CLNE the lion’s share of the loot, by locking out competing clean-vehicle fuels and technologies. Holy government enforced monopolies Batman! The more we learn about Boonedoggle, the more this rat bastard stinks. Guest Commentary [Neal exposes the Sanctuary City of Angels latest border jumping scumbag coddling stinker.] OK ... LET'S JUST SAY WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE Simple equation: Day laborers = illegal aliens. These shelters are required to be easily accessible and provide drinking water, bathrooms, tables with seating and trash facilities ... all paid for by the private businesses. Why not require the businesses to serve them breakfast burritos and coffee? The stores will also be required to develop a security plan and consult with the LA Police Department on how to protect these workers. Home Depot has asked that an amendment be added that would make the city responsible for operating the shelters. But as of right now, there is no such amendment. Just one of the problems from this asinine ordinance would be to increase the businesses exposure to legal actions should these illegal aliens (day laborers) get injured while loitering on company property waiting for a job. Now listen to this, Bethany Leal with the Multi-Ethnic Immigrant Worker Organizing Network says that this is an example of "immigration integration." She says, "By having public and private entities work together to create facilities used primarily by immigrants, individual residents, as well as the whole city, benefit." What word is missing from this? C'mon ... you can say it ... illegal. These facilities aren't just for day laborers, they are for illegal immigrants. And I'm not just BSing you (like I generally do). Look at the facts. There are over a million illegal immigrants in Los Angeles. Illegal aliens represent more than one quarter of all workers in the production, construction and service industries. In other words, there are a lot of them and there is a larger percentage of them working as day laborers ... how obvious could our government get? JULY 2008
Rational Adult Sighting On Left Coast We know courage, when we see it. This week, it was on display, when Jim Gilchrist and 19 of his Minutemen patriots ventured deep into enemy territory, to confront the Colonista bastards on their own turf. Badly outnumbered, by a crowd of border jumping scumbags, and those who coddle them, Gilchrist stood on the steps of San Francisco’s City Hall and threw down the gauntlet:
Badly outnumbered, far from any meaningful group of patriotic American rational adults, Gilchrist and his Minutemen stood their ground, made their point, and emerged triumphant. They were not silenced and vow to take their fight to the enemy, again, in the Sanctuary City of Angels. Taking Out The Tra$h Two years ago, talking out of both sides of his mouth, Sanctuary City of Angels mayor, Tony Villar, promised to put 1,000 new cops on the city’s mean streets. But, before he could spend that money, he needed to raise it, by boosting trash collection fees from $11 per month to $26 per month. At the time, believing this Colonista son-of-a-bitch, the city’s chad punchers bought this bull crap hook, line, and sinker. Fast forward to the present and Mayor Tony is back, hat in hand, looking for more ways to loot the city’s taxpayers. Drowning in red ink, the city needs a cash infusion, and, once again, a hike in trash collection fees is in the works. There’s also a proposed county-wide sales tax hike that would - allegedly - go to mass transit. Allegedly? You bet, because these Tony Villar money schemes are a casebook study in bait and switch. Bait and switch? You bet, based on what happened with that ‘it will put more cops on the street’ trash fee hike:
If deficit spending, lying to raise taxes, and running your political realm into the ground are prerequisites for the Mexifornia governor’s job, Tony Villar is the kind of red ink generating nightmare that Mexifornia deserves. Hookers Are People, Too Believe it or not, there are some minimal standards of behavior, in San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s outpost of left coast insanity. At present, one of those standards makes prostitution illegal. Not breaking news? PIG News agrees, but that minimum standard of behavior might change, depending on the fate of a city-wide initiative, that just qualified for the November Ballot.
Ironically, the Elected Tormentors who roll out the red carpet for border jumping scumbag drug dealers, gang bangers and murderers have ‘issues’ with welcoming horizontal entertainment professionals. For example, Gavin is down with border jumpers who gun down a father and his two sons, but don’t you dare erect legal roadblocks that make it harder to bust hookers. What passes for the top justice system official in Gavin’s left coast blight isn’t thrilled that the ballot initiative ‘would prohibit the city from spending money on sex-traffic investigations that involve racial profiling.’ District Attorney Kamala Harris is willing to tolerate border jumping murders and drug dealers but she has her limits:
Would it make these left coast asshats happier if the hookers and pimps entered the country illegally, sold some drugs and gunned down some civilians, first, then started to ply their play for pay trade? Enquiring minds want to know. Parting shot: Gavin and his merry band of lunatic lefties made this ‘some laws don’t apply here’ hell, so it’s only fair that they burn in it. Revenge of the Nerd The Blight By the Bay created this special circle of hell, by making it so damn hard to jettison a San Francisco city employee. For the past five years, Terry Childs has toiled as a city computer network administrator, but his job performance wasn’t thrilling his employers’ spitless. The city suits tried to fire Terry, but the rules of engagement conspired to keep Terry at his post, giving him ample time to plot his revenge. Terry’s first move involved creating a tracking program, that let him monitor what other administrators were saying about him. It let him examine the case they were building to get him fired. When he saw what they were doing, Terry unleashed his well-planned revenge scheme:
He locked all those working to get him fired out of the system and, so far, refuses to let them have access! Although he’s in jail, Terry might still be manipulating the system, by remote control, through one, or more, heretofore unknown, cohorts. Unless they get Terry’s cooperation, the city might face the destruction of ‘hundreds of thousands of sensitive documents’. The ultimate price tag - according to those usual unnamed sources - could run into the millions. Normally, we’d be outraged over this kind of thing. Normally, but not this time. Anyone who gives Gavin Newsome and his merry Marxist band heartburn - especially on this level - gets our vote. I wonder if Jackie Gleason had this revenge of the nerd epic in mind when he said "How sweet it is!" Gulag Games When the Blight by the Bay’s coddling of border jumping scumbag drug dealers exploded into the news cycle, the bovine excrement hit the fan with a resounding SPLAT. Apparently, nobody in positions of authority saw anything wrong with giving Honduran drug dealers red carpet, juvenile offender, treatment. In fact, with a ‘wink-wink’, ‘nudge-nudge’, the proper authorities aren’t too fussy about checking the ‘real’ age of these ‘youthful’ offenders. Determined to keep these drug dealers off Uncle Sam’s border jumper radar, the city’s juvenile probation department, headed by William Siffermann, would, at the taxpayers’ expense, have a probation officer fly the ‘youthful’ offender back to Honduras. Once there, the drug punk was free and clear, with no immigration track record, and thus free to return to the Blight by the Bay, America’s most slappably smug sanctuary city. After the feds busted one of those city-paid drug punk escorts in Mexas, in May, the city switched gears. Instead of flying the drug punks home, they exported them to group homes in far off San Bernardino County. That seemed like a viable solution, until news broke that 8 of these drug punks walked away from the group home and one of them was bagged, again, in the Blight by the Bay. The timing of this public relations nightmare was especially thrilling for Frisco’s mayor, Gavin Newsome, since it reached critical mass at the exact time when he was ramping up his bid for Governor of Mexifornia. His first instinct, fearless leader that he is, was to DUCK:
Sensing that might not be working, Gavin, took his gutless antics to the next level with ‘finger-pointing’:
Nice try, but no cigar, dude. The Tuesday press conference had barely concluded, when the blowback kicked into a much higher gear. By Wednesday, Gavin was in full retreat and pretending to have a spine:
We’re not shedding any tears over the way Gutless Gavin is twisting in the wind. I wonder if he’s as giddy as we are here in the Free State of PIG over the timing of this scandal? Coinciding, as it does, with his ‘well, duh’ announcement that he’s gearing up to run for governor in 2010, it’s guaranteed to put him in a deep, political hole. Unhappily, Mexifornia chad punchers have a very short attention span, so, Gavin’s political bid for governor isn’t, regrettably, DOA. JUNE 2008
City of Angels Coverup The City of Angels has raised torturing their own employees to an art form. In the LAPD, cops are presumed guilty, first, whenever a punk whines about police brutality. Add that to a Special Order 40, that renders border jumping gang-bangers, literally, untouchable and you have badges that come at an intolerably high price. As fun as that gets, the City of Angels has recently inflicted similar ‘this job sucks’ misery on another group of city employees: the fire fighters in the LAFD. A policy that has ‘been in the works’ for five years was inflicted on the LAFD, in May. What is it? It’s an outright ban on allowing any tatoo to show while the firefighter is on duty. If ‘on duty’ was limited to those times when these lifesavers were out on the job, responding to some kind of emergency, it would be only a minor form of torture. But this ban forces firefighters to keep those tattoos covered up in the firehouse, too. That means wearing long sleeves, at all times, during those 10 days each month, when they’re living in the firehouse. If that isn’t enough, it gets worse, because the fire department his hired snoops to spy on the firefighters WHILE THEY ARE ASLEEP to bust them if a tattoo is showing. This is utterly asinine, since it spits in the eye of common sense and turns firemen, who have been on the job for two or three decades, into pariahs. O. C.’s New Sheriff It was destined to happen, after former O. C. Sheriff Mike Carona was forced out of office by federal corruption charges. Mike had friends in all the right places, especially among this right-wing bastion’s movers and shakers. Unfettered by ethics, Carona used his office to reward them, and himself, with reserve deputy postings and concealed-weapons permits. After ridding themselves of Mike Carona, a task he made as onerous as possible, the County Board of Supervisiors shied away from replacing him with another O. C. insider. Instead, they plucked their new sheriff from nearby Los Angeles County. In addition to selecting a retired Division Chief from the L. A. Sheriff’s Department, the board blazed a new, ‘diversity’ trail, by picking a woman for the office, Sandra Hutchens. It reeks of a politically correct choice, but the 3 board members who voted for her deny it. This week, Sheriff Hutchens announced her first official move. Painfully aware of Carona’s antics with concealed-carry permits, Hutchens has decided to review all the permits issued by Carona, to determine if the recipient meets certain criteria. At best, a rational adult should have mixed feelings about this exercise. Under Sheriff Hutchen’s regime, the 2nd Amendment is a pesky inconvenience. Instead of checking to verify that the applicant isn’t bonkers or a criminal, she will require the applicant prove that they have a need for a concealed weapon.
Need? Bite me, bitch. All you need to know is that I want it and that I’m not a dangerous lunatic or some wild-eyed desperado. Otherwise, butt the hell out. When it comes to my Constitutional right to keep and bear arms, the onus should be on the government. It should be this gun-phobic, big city lib’s job to prove that there’s some compelling, overriding, reason why it would be dangerous to let me exercise my right to keep and bear arms, concealed or otherwise. Banned In LAUSD "Joey Gonzalez, Great American" is a bilingual book that’s aimed a school age tykes. The author of the book, Tony Robles, is so eager to share this kiddie-friendly story, he tried to donate copies to the Los Angeles Unified School District. His gift was black flagged by Bookends, a non-profit cabal that provides used kiddie books to the LAUSD’s inner city schools. Why did they reject it? Because the theme of the book is politically incorrect:
Author Robles is understandably upset by this rejection at the hands of the Korrectniks, who have a death grip on Educrap in the City of Angels:
The unpardonable sin that Robles committed is one that the Korrectniks refuse to forgive. He wrote a story for tykes that teaches them the virtues of hard work and determination. He wrote a story that says "you don’t need any special preferences to succeed". For the Korrectnik asshats, who control government cess-schools, that’s heresy. Tony should be thankful that the outraged Educrats didn’t burn him at the stake during a school assembly. Indoctrination In Mexifornia Eager to advance her Colonista coddling agenda, a Mexifornia Educrat named Danielle Quinto organized a field trip for her minds full of mush 4th graders at Our Community School in North Hills (Southern Mexifornia). Where, you ask, did she take them? To the local ‘hood where border jumper infested gangs are ethnically cleansing entire neighborhoods? Nope. To a local clown house where 80 border jumpers cram into one 1200 square foot abode? Nope. To a local emergency room that’s just shut down due to a border jumping scumbag tidal wave. Nope. To an unemployment office where displaced American construction workers are trying to find some way to earn a paycheck? Nope. Did she take them to the local sweatshop where border jumpers toil for off the books slave wages? Nope, but you’re getting warm. This Colonista Educrat took them on a carefully stage-managed brainwashing session at a North Hollywood day-labor site. While there, the tykes spent quality time getting a load of bull from hand-picked ‘day laborers’. Did the well-rehearsed sob stories have the desired result? You better believe it Sparky. Suitably indoctrinated, the tykes returned to their class, and, egged on by their Colonista teacher, sent tear-stained letters about their new border jumping scumbag friends to L.A.’s News Nitwit horde. File this steaming butt bullet under "your tax dollars at work". Adios Amigo - Mexifornia Style Uncle Sam’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement minions are beavering away in the target rich environment of Mexifornia. Deploying at least 13 Fugitive Enforcement Teams in border jumper havens like San Diego, Los Angeles and San Francisco, ICE bagged, tagged and dragged 900 border jumpers into a lock-up during the month of May. A World Net Daily article cited these facts:
This WND piece reports the encouraging alleged fact that America’s border jumping population declined in 2007 and has continued to decline in 2008. Assuming that’s true, how much of this ‘Adios America’ stuff is due to ICE and how much of it is due to our tepid economic conditions? MAY 2008
Gay Marriage Aftershocks When the California Supreme Court gave the green light to GLAAD BAAG marriages in the no longer "Golden" State, it set off a series of cultural aftershocks that are felt from sea to shining sea. The sound of the gavel banging down on this ruling was still reverberating throughout the state, when cultural conservatives decried it and proclaimed their intention to put a ballot initiative on the November ballot to restrict marriage to ‘one man with one woman’. Their request to have the ruling held in abeyance until after that the November election has, so far, fallen on deaf ears. On the opposite side of the nation, New York Governor David Paterson has already put some new policies into place, in the aftermath of this ruling. A ruling by the Empire State’s highest court, the State Court of Appeals, makes same-sex marriage illegal in the state. The only way to change that, the court decreed, would be through an act of the state legislature. At the same time, the appellate judges noted that there is no legal impediment that prevents the state from recognizing same sex marriages performed outside the state. That’s all Governor Paterson needed, to climb onto Mexifornia’s GLAAD BAAG marriage bandwagon:
This means that same-sex marriages performed in Mexifornia, or Canada would be recognized in the state of New York. GLAAD BAAG marriages performed in the nearby Bay State would NOT be recognized, since Bay State’s residency requirement would prevent same sex couples from New York getting hitched in Massachusetts. Life is so pissy that way. Attorneys General from 10 states - Alaska, Colorado, Florida, Idaho, Michigan, Nebraska, New Hampshire, South Carolina, South Dakota and Utah - petitioned the California Supreme Court to postpone the implementation of the rule, to give the forthcoming ballot initiative time to save them from having to cope with the legal fallout from the ruling. What happens, in their states, when some same sex couple travels to Mexifornia to get married? If they don’t recognize those marriages, lawsuits will follow. If they recognize the marriages, then the law gets overturned by a ballot initiative, that creates more problems, they protest. The last thing I heard from Mexifornia was that the mid-June, ‘go for it, GLAAD BAAG lovebirds’, implementation date was still locked and loaded. Stay tuned, PIGsters. City of Angels News Briefs "Nothing to See Here" We hear those thoughts, PIGsters, and want to nip this rumor in the bud. It was not our highly combustible editor, Hambo, picking off supernaturalists with Old Betsy. Yes, he has admitted to visiting Los Angeles but he doesn’t live there, nor did he visit there on Saturday. If, and/or when, Hambo goes on his oft threatened ‘just me, Old Betsy, and lots of ammo up in that tower’ rampage, we promise to bring you every thrilling minute of his high caliber meltdown. Until then, file this under ‘nothing to see here, move along’. "That Tastes Familiar" San Diego Minutemen Take On Mexifornia This epic began in December 2007, when the San Diego Chapter of the Minutemen volunteered for Mexifornia’s Adopt-a-Highway program. After clearing all the bureaucratic hurdles at the California Department of Transportation, the group was assigned their stretch of highway. That’s when fickle fate got a case of the cutes. By an amazing luck of the draw, the San Diego Minutemen were assigned the stretch of Interstate 5 that includes a major Border Patrol checkpoint. That arrangement continued for 6 weeks, until relentless Colonista whining forced the state’s highway wrangling cabal to exile the Minutemen to a remote stretch of San Diego highway that is seldom, if ever, used. Fast forward to the present, and we find the San Diego Minutemen fighting to escape from their undeserved fate. To get that job done, they took the matter to a federal court:
When asked by the lawyer for the Minutemen if future complaints might make the state move the Minutemen stretch of highway to a more remote region of San Diego County, the state’s lawyer said yes. Since the highway cleanup signs are not ‘a public forum’; they feel free treat the San Diego Minutemen as shabbily as they want. Why? Because they can, and, because the legal residents of Mexifornia have been relegated to the back seat by the border jumping horde. Globally Warmed Bull Crap It’s not breaking news when someone mounts a letter writing campaign against those dastardly unbelievers who question Messiah Al Gore’s Global Warming Gospel. It’s still not breaking news when the target of this outrage is a cabal - Chicago’s Heartland Institute - which seeks free-market solutions to our most pressing problems. Before we get to the fun part of this story, we need to share some of this outrage with you: * "I think your (sic) fools for denying G.W. you know it could kill us all & you're just adding to it. I want you to help stop G.W. not increase it," said one letter. * "We are going to tell you about global warming. I don't care if you don't want to read, but I'm making you read it you horrible people," said another. * "We feel that it is wrong what you are doing. We know that you know that global warming is NOT we repeat NOT a myth, And we think it is selfish that you would take money over yours and your peers lives." * "We feel upset because you are making Global Warming worse instead of helping it. We know that almost half of the country knows that G.W. is a crisis. We know that you could help the environment with the $800,000 you have." * "We feel that they are destroying our planet by saying G.W. is not a crisis. You think GW is not a crisis but it is; you know deep down that it's a real thing that's happening. Everyone has a part in helping GW, and you're making worse." * "I do not think that what you are doing is right because you are telling people that global warming is not a crisis. If this is not a crisis, how come floods have occurred in asia, Mexico, and India. Plus, how can you explain why the glacier glaciers are melting. they can't melt themselves, because they are in the coldest region in the world." * "I am very unhappy with your disgracing actions to the world, because you guys and woman are trying to hide the facts about Global warming so you can make more money. Well you guys aren’t going to fool anybody except yourself. The reason is because if you were to look at a picture of Glacier National Park 50 years ago, you would see that there is less ice now then there was fifty years ago," * "Global warming 'means that if we don't fix the climate, everything will be destroyed and we won't be able to survive." * "We've read article about global warming. And we know all the facts." * "Natural disasters have quadrupled in 20 years, 53 bird species face extinction, World must fix climate in 10 years, Air pollution shrinks fetus size. THIS IS CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING!!!" Now that we’ve ingested all this table pounding outrage, it’s time for the rest of the story. These, and numerous other, letters to the Heartland Institute came from some 6th graders who were brainwashed with Messiah Al’s gospel while attending a class at David A. Brown Middle School in the Lake Elsinore School District (Mexifornia). According to Maureen Martin, a senior fellow at the institute, the source material given the students by their teacher, Michael Steria, is, at best, dubious:
When the folks at Heartland offered to send addition material - books, articles, DVD’s and speakers - to give these brainwashed youngsters ‘the rest of the story’ their offer was ignored by Lake Elsinore School District officials. When World Net Daily tried to contact the Educrats, they too hit a brick wall of silence. Weep for the future, PIGsters. Weep for the future. Parting shot: Indoctrination is alive and well in Mexifornia’s cess-schools, and it’s probably going strong in your backyard too, head in the sand Sparky. Code Pink Pulls Out The Stops in Beserkely The pile of peace puke turds, who call themselves Code Pink, Emerilized their protests at the Beserkeley Marine Corps recruiting office this week. I’m guessing that they’re still feeling frisky, after these America hating piles of allegedly human shit celebrated their beloved Marxism on May Day. Here are some of this week’s protest puke highlights: * Monday was seasoned citizens day. The Code Puke turds rousted out a cadre of doddering old wrecks for the attack of the grandmothers. The oldsters pounded on the door, making asinine noises about wanting to go inside to talk to the recruiters about enlisting in the Marine Corps. Code Puke accused the Marines of cowardice when they didn’t have a chat with the grannies, one of whom admits to being 90 years young. Captain John Paul Wheatcroft shrugs off that bull crap:
* Tuesday was "Fierce Mothers Raging Against War Day". The Code Puke turds spouted bull crap about the rampant rape and murder of mothers perpetrated by our men and women in uniform. They did not, however, find the time, or motivation, to discuss the well documented, wholesale slaughter of women, many of them mothers, by the Jihadikaze asshats. * Wednesday was bring your wenchlet to the protest day. The clueless, brain-washed wenchlets talked out of their butts about keeping mommy safe from that nasty old war perpetrated by dastardly Uncle Sam. * Thursday was something called "sisters don’t let sisters to live in war zones". We haven’t got a clue on this one and don’t really give a damn. * Friday was straight from the heart of Code Puke’s postal code of the Twilight Zone. It was called "Witches, Crones and Sirens Day", and it’s exactly what you think it is. This biggest Code Puke turd, a piece of shit named Zanne Sam Joi, spouted this bull crap about Friday’s festivities: "Women are coming to cast spells and do rituals and to impart wisdom to figure out how we're going to end war." For the untold story on these protests, we are proud to, once again, cite Captain Wheatcroft:
Give the Code Puke turds hell, Captain, and from everyone here in the Free State of PIG, Semper Fi. Splashdown This familiar City of Angeles drama started when some jackass ran a stop light. When the LAPD tried to stop the van to exchange pleasantries with the driver, the road warrior refused. That easily, the City of Angeles had another police chase on their hands. I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. If you’ve seen one police chase, you’ve seen them all. There are, however, those times when the chase includes some memorable moments, this being one of them:
Once he hit the water, where the hell did he think he was going? Did he think he could swim to Mexico, more than 100 miles away? Did he think the cops would give up and go away if he stayed in the water long enough? Enquiring minds want to know., More Beserkeley Fun and Games Like any rational adult, the UC Berkeley College Republicans are outraged that the City Council gave those steaming Code Pink peace puke loads a permit to use a parking space in front of the United States Marines recruiting office. That space is reserved, every Wednesday, from noon to 4pm, allowing the Code Pink rat bastards to shout their America hating bull crap for all to hear. Borrowing a page from the Code Pink playbook, UC Berkeley’s College Republicans demanded equal access. They want the space across the street from Code Pink's outpost of treason, on the same hours every Wednesday, so they will have a place to stage counterprotests.
When Beserkeley’s mayor refused their request, the UC College Republicans took the matter to a member of the city council, Kriss Worthington:
The good news is that there are still a few rational adults lurking in and around Beserkeley. The bad news is that they are badly outnumbered, a fact that’s demonstrated by this outburst from a Code Puke butt bullet named Zanne Joi: "The council determined we should have a parking space because this is a city of peace. It’s not a city of war." Like it or not - everyone in the Free State of PIG hates it - this allegedly human turd is probably right in her assessment of Beserkeley. As bad as that is, it’s not hopeless. First, we evacuate the handful of rational adults, then we put Beserkeley out of our misery with a tactical nuclear strike. APRIL 2008
Source: PIG News Wire [04/24/08] The delusional, Marxist meatheads who infest Mexifornia’s legislature paid an unscheduled visit to objective reality this week. Tragically, it had nothing to do with weaning themselves from that two-fisted spending habit which racked up a whopping $16 billion dollar budget deficit. That’s probably too much to expect from these clowns. Somebody seems to have blocked the incoming calls from the teachers unions that OWN the Demoncrat majority. That’s the only explanation I have for this bit of "it’s about damn time" legicrap:
According to this CBS news item, this bill closes a ‘loophole’ that allowed a teacher to keep on teaching while state officials investigated why they lost their license to teach in another state. That process took YEARS and allowed too many perverts to slip through the cracks. This bill sounds like a good idea, but I suspect the teachers unions will find a way to scuttle it before it becomes law. Well, Duh Moment of the Week The headline - Los Angeles is ‘a third world city’ - is all it took to qualify for "well, DUH" consideration. It might be breaking news in Britain, where the Telegraph is perpetrated, but it’s old, old, old news here in the PIGdom. For those who obsess on such things, here is the ‘meat’ of this Telegraph article:
These Eggheads never cease to amaze me. They plunder some deep pockets, set up a tax dodge - the Migration Policy Institute, in this case - then spend countless months on some asinine ‘study’. When they finish they arrive at a ‘stop the presses’ conclusion that’s only news to them. Is the City of Angels a third world city? Hell yes, and every Joe Sixpack from sea to shining sea knew it YEARS ago. Baca’s Ethnic Cleansing Reality Check Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca paid an unscheduled visit to objective ‘blood in the streets’ reality earlier this month. It happened, while he was having a private chat with what a Fox affiliate calls ‘a largely African-American audience in Compton’ (Mexifornia). During his chat, he visited that element of City of Angeles reality where LAPD Chief William Bratton is too gutless to visit, a reality that the city’s Colonista mayor, Tony Villar, insists does not exist. Citing a videotape of Baca’s chat with the National Association for Equal Justice in America, the L.A. boob tube outlet shared this prose from Sheriff Baca:
Bratton and Villar know the truth, but neither is motivated to do a damn thing about it. Why? I suspect that Bratton has political ambitions that will be ‘damaged’ if he gets too real about the gangs of border jumping scumbags who are murdering exceptional young men like Jamiel Shaw whose only crime was being black. Bratton has to know that ethnic cleansing by border jumping scumbag gangbangers is real. Despite that, he continues to use Special Order 40 to keep those murdering border jumping gangbanger bastards on L.A.’s increasingly MEAN streets. Bratton is perfectly willing to sacrifice the lives of the ethnically cleansed murder victims on the altar of his ambition. Tony Villar is another story entirely. He wants to make Los Angeles a MEXICAN city, by any means necessary. To get that done, he’s delighted to let these border jumping murderers, who infest the City of Angels, ethnically cleanse the city for him. When a blowhard like Sheriff Lee Baca is the voice of reason in the City of Angels, it’s time to check the water supply for mind-altering substances. Parting shot: If you think I’m being too hard on Chief Bratton, consider this steaming load of self-serving bullshit:
Mexifornia Fun and Games Wheelchair Ramp Battle Rages On This whiner, and her disabilities activist cohorts, don’t want to hear about how much it will cost - $750,000, minimum, to $1.1 million, or more. They are equally underwhelmed by the suggestion from the President of the Board of Supervisors, Aaron Peskin, who favors legislation that would resolve the matter by placing the no longer used president’s podium off limits, permanently. This battle shows no sign of abating, so stay tuned for the next thrilling chapter of Ramp-O-Rama. State Supreme Court Nukes Blight by the Bay Gun Law
The day after the vote tally was tabulated, the NRA took the city to court, a legal challenge that culminated this week, when the Mexifornia Supreme Court voted, unanimously, to dump this assault on law-abiding gun owners onto the trash heap. Their action gives the final seal of approval on an Appeals Court Ruling on January 09, 2008:
As expected, Blight by the Bay officials are bummed by this ruling. I feel their pain and strongly suggest that this Marxist enclave physically detach itself from the North American continent. That will allow it to float out to sea where they can do anything that gladdens the cockles of their liberty-hating hearts. Disney Rolls The Dice With A Classic There’s turmoil in the house of the mouse PIGsters. Some heartless capitalists with the soul of a cash register are - some Disneyland (the original) purists insist - injecting rank commercialism into a classic Disneyland ride. The ride is the one with the most annoying song in the world, "It’s a Small World". The changes are - GASP - alarming, to those who obsess on such things:
I’m shocked, shocked, I tell you. Well, I would be if it weren’t for that damn song that is, once again, droning on inside my head. The two opposing sides are deeply entrenched and showing no willingness to abandon their position. The ‘don’t screw with a classic’ ranks are bolstered by relatives of the artist who designed the ride, Mary Blair. They call the changes an "idiotic plan" that "represents a gross desecration of the ride's original theme" (Times).
Showing no sign of backing down, the self-promoting suits at the House of the Mouse sent out Walt Disney Imagineering wench Marilyn Waters, to face any incoming ‘don’t mess with a classic’ fusillade. Her far from assuring response included the claim that the changes would be done tastefully, and that the familiar characters would be "stylized" to blend in and placed in the relevant countries on the new, improved ride. She did not, however, agree to the Free State of PIG’s demand that the song be dropped like a bad habit and replaced with a kicked up, rock your socks off, toe tapper, by AC/DC. This battle has spilled over the boundaries of Disneyland, the original, and landed a place on the Internet where people with too much time on their hands are hammering Disney on sites like Save The Small World, plus an blog by Ken Bruce, a former minion at Pixar Animation Studios which Disney currently owns. Aimed at ‘Imagineering and animation professionals’ his blog’s stated goal is to ‘critique the current state of Disney theme parks’.
Before you envision barricades being erected around ‘It’s a Small World’, take a moment to chill, shocked and dismayed Sparky. The same kind of verbal fisticuffs transpired when Disneyland updated their Anaheim park’s classic ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ to include a new Disney cinematic hero, Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrows. When the dust settled, the purists grudgingly admitted that Disney’s self-promoting suits got that one right. The final word belongs to a the Disneyland fan who fired off this stellar prose on Ken Bruce’s Internet site:
Old, sad and boring? Yes, to all three. A song that gets on our last raw nerve when your tykes keep singing it? You bet. Tear it down? I don’t think so, Tim. MARCH 2008
Source: PIG News Wire [03/28/08] Game I For those who obsess on such things, here are the fetid facts, from a CBS News item:
The Marxist legicrats pooped it out of the Assembly’s Transportation Committee by an 8-2 margin after which it splashed down in the bowl of the Assembly’s Judiciary Committee where I expect its passage to be a done deal. It’s comforting to know that, despite Mexifornia’s budget crisis, the state’s Marxist legicrats haven’t lost their sense of humor. Game II
The Elephant Clan hacks know that their efforts are futile, but PIG News salutes them for putting the ‘border jumper’s are a pestilence’ ball squarely in the Demoncrats’ court. Game III There are, however, a couple speed bumps looming on Billy’s horizon. The first one is the fun fact that, any bill which seeks to change the state constitution requires - TA DA - a two-thirds majority, a vote that entails the cooperation of two pachderm punks in the state senate and six pachyderm punks in the state assembly to seal the deal. The chances of the Elephant Clan doing that are slim and none. The second speed bump on this highway to wholesale plunder is also enshrined in the state constitution. That tidbit requires a two-thirds vote in each house of the state legislature to raise taxes. So, even if the Demoncrats could approve the state budget with a simple majority vote, they’d hit a wall when it came to funding it via higher taxes. File this one under ‘reality is just one damn thing after another’ in your PIG News archives. Gulag Games On January 9th, 2008, the Blight By the Bay became the first city in the land of the not as free as we deserve to be, to mandate universal health care for all the denizens of the Gavin Newsom’s Gulag. The law has hit the city’s top tourist draws, its renowned restaurants, especially hard, since any firm in the city that employs 20 or more individuals must plunge headlong into those profit draining universal healthcare waters:
Since they employ so many workers on the lower end of the wage scale, eateries feel this painful squeeze on their fragile bottom line. What to do? Some are forthright about the matter and post a fixed surcharge (3% to 4% of the bill) on the menu to fund this mandate. Others simply folded the added costs into their pricing scheme and increased menu prices across the board. Predictably, this universal healthcare brainfart is spawning some unintended consequences: * Eateries that are hovering just below that magic 20 worker mark are determined to stay there, no matter how much future business it might cost them. * Chefs who, in the normal course of events, might move out and establish their own place are staying put, or taking their talents to another, more economically friendly town. * Food wrangling capitalists who are planning to branch out by opening another eatery are taking their show on the road and opening that new eatery in places like Los Angeles or San Diego. If the Blight By The Bay wants to drive a stake through the heart of its beleaguered capitalists, they're off to a running start. The Neverending Wheelchair Ramp Saga The Blight By The Bay’s board of supervisors continues to run around in circles, trying to appease the differently-abled without forking over a cool $1 million in dead presidents for a wheelchair ramp. Board President Aaron Peskin continues his quest to find a better way, but the forces of Korrectness will not surrender without a fight. First, Aaron served up Legicrap that placed the president’s podium off limits. That, he surmised, would eliminate the need for a $1.2 million dollar wheel chair ramp. Instead, Aaron decided to build a scaled down ramp to the clerk’s perch, where he has been sitting. To facilitate that, a temporary ramp was constructed and that gave wheelchair wrangling Supervisor Alioto-Pier sufficient access. Unhappily, the temporary ramp, while serviceable, isn’t cool for school, when it comes to the letter of the law relating to the differently-abled. No problem, Aaron concluded, upgrading that ramp has to be cheaper than doing the one to the off banned president’s podium.
Game, set, match? Not yet, because Aaron isn’t ready to let the mayor’s minion have the last word. He’s not buying her numbers and insists the upgrade can be nailed down for $20,000, tops. He’s so convinced about his estimate that he wants to prove it by bringing in an independent contractor to give him an estimate. If I lived in the Blight By The Bay, I’d be boiling mad over this bull crap. Since I don’t, I plan to sit back, crack open a brewskie and enjoy this wheelchair ramp pissing contest. Terminator Finds His Nads?
After a state appeals court did its best to turn parents who homeschool their own kids into criminals, the state’s Educrats were feeling giddy. They envisioned all the headcount money they’d collect, when the estimated 166,000 homeschooled children were forcibly removed from their homes then dragged kicking and screaming to the local indoctrination center (government cess-school) at the point of a bayonet. Things looked bad for Mexifornia homeschoolers, but, apparently, a champion was set to ride to their rescue. Count this pagan scribbler among the gobsmacked individuals who couldn’t believe his ears when Mexifornia’s action hero governor repossessed his nads and prepared to do battle with the state’s Educrats over homeschooling:
Is Arnold ready to see this to the bitter end? Only time will tell, but, for the moment, he seems to be standing his ground. Pack a lunch, Arnold, because civilizing Mexifornia’s compulsory-education law isn’t going to be a cakewalk. Parting shot: The best solution would be in the courts where this appeals court ruling would be slapped down. If the Legicrats get into the act, that would complicate things, considerably, since there isn’t any one-size-fits-all solution readily available. Given their long, sorry track record - not to mention the way they kiss Educrat union butt - Mexifornia’s Marxist legicrats are more likely to make a bad situation much, much worse, with some asinine regulations. PIG News will keep and eye on this one for you then share the essentials when something changes. Gulag Supervisors Visit Reality, Briefly Devoted PIGsters will probably remember our awards page report about the wheelchair ramp boondoggle being perpetrated by the Politburo (Board of Supervisors) running the Blight by The Bay. For those too damn lazy to surf over to our Golden Oinks page, here are the basics:
The blowback on this red tape-intensive, Korrectnik rathole must have been utterly memorable, because the Politburo just black flagged the upgrade in a 6-5 vote. The primary complaint is that $1.1 million is a wad of money for a ramp that nobody is likely to use, since the board president never uses this raised platform and neither does anyone else. At least one Supervisor dared to whine that - despite the fact that they’ve been dithering about this asinine ramp thing since 2004 - the Politburo didn’t have enough time to examine the idea. Another Supervisor wants to use the $1.1 million for a homeless shelter that’s destined to close in April, due to budget cuts. The homeless shelter is a better use for the money, this Supervisor insisted, since many of the homeless individuals served are - TA DA - disabled. And what, you ask, did the wheelchair wrangling Supervisor who instigated this farce have to say about this? Did she shrug it off and get on with her life? Not exactly:
Assuming that Supervisor Aioto-Pier doesn’t grab the Americans With Disabilities Act lawsuit brass ring, does this end the matter? Not according to Supervisor Jake McGoldrick, who is chairman of the Politburo’s Budget and Finance Committee. He’s far from impressed with the cost, complexity and timeline for this boondoggle (details available on our Golden Oinks 2008 page).
The breaking news here is that there are enough rational adults hiding out in the Blight By the Bay to make the Politburo pay attention. It’s ‘go figure’ time, here in the top secret PIG Bunker. Parting shot: Stay tuned for more on this Blight By the Bay brainfart. When we hear something, we’ll pass it along. FEBRUARY 2008
Source: Contra Costa Times [02/24/08] Undaunted by an eye popping budget deficit - they admit to $16 billion in red ink, but the real number is much higher - the Marxist meatheads in Mexifornia’s legislature are getting down to business as usual. Why worry about an ocean of red ink, when there are such burning issues as Internet poker, dog fights, and restaurant menus that require instant, Legicrat attention? Why should they try to address real problems, problems they created, when it’s much more fun to break out those damn fiddles and play a little ditty, while the state suffocates under a mountain of debt? Here are some of the Legicrap turds that floated to the top of the bowl, so far:
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