I'm Melting
Source: PIG News Wire [01/28/12]

A Southern Mexifornia woman - Studio City denizen Heather Patron - has a problem with her Toyota Prius. Her problem? The car is melting. Okay, some plastic pieces on the car - the side view mirrors, for example - are melting. Is it another Toyota manufacturing problem? Not exactly.

The culprit seems to be the energy efficient window which are installed on her neighbor's condo. Heather pinned the cause down, when she noticed that the aforementioned windows, produced a powerful beam of reflected light coming from the energy efficient window. This conclusion was substantiated by a CBS affiliate's roving news nitwit, when he put a thermometer in the light beam on a partially cloudy day. Within 5 minutes it hit 120 degrees.

This isn't the first time that sunlight reflected from energy efficient windows have inflicted damages. Thanks to reports from sea to shining sea, the National Association of Home Builders is looking into the matter.

Left Coast Moonbattery
Source: PIG News Wire [01/14/12]

The facts speak for themselves. On October 23rd, a Mexifornia Assemblywoman, Mary Hayashi, sauntered into a Neiman Marcus store, did some shopping. Once she finished, she stuffed her selections (worth $2,500) into a shopping bag, then left the store without paying for them.

When she was apprehended, Mary's spokeshole ran excuse 1 up the flagpole: she got distracted by a cell phone call and forgot to pay for her acquisitions. Nice try...pathetic, but nice. It's too bad it didn't work.

This month, Judge Gerardo Sandoval was on the receiving end of another excuse, a much more imaginative one. According to her shyster, Mary has a benign brain tumor which clouded her judgement. BUT, that pesky issue has been resolved, so Mary won't ever shoplift again.

Did her 'my tumor made me do it' defense work? Apparently, because the punishment amounts to a wrist-slap:

Prosecutors said they agreed to reduce the charge to a misdemeanor because Hayashi was willing to enter the no-contest plea and had no prior criminal record.

"Her condition never factored into our decision," said Stephanie Ong Stillman, a spokeswoman for the district attorney's office.

After the plea, Judge Gerardo Sandoval immediately sentenced Hayashi to three years of probation, ordered her to pay $180 in fines and court costs, and told her to stay at least 50 feet away from the Neiman Marcus store. (Yahoo News)

When they say her tumor didn't lead to the verdict, I believe them. The only thing they considered is this: she's a Demoncrat member of the state legislature.

Mexifornia's Annual Assault On Liberty
Source: Hambo's Hammer [01/04/12]

Serving the same function as the proverbial canary in a coal mine, the no longer 'Golden' State serves as a warning of the deadly danger posed by unmitigated Marxist Moonbattery. Already past the point of no return, the state's Marxist Moonbat Elected Tormentors persist in accelerating the state's demise.

Every year, on January 1st, Mexifornia's Elected Tormentors/ Elected Executioners proudly display their handiwork - a big batch of new laws, each one of which is quite simply, another nail in the state's coffin.

Here are some of this year's 'nails':

SB746 - Makes it illegal for anyone under 18 to use tanning beds.

AB376 - Makes it illegal to sell, trade, or possess shark fins. What's shark's fin soup without the shark fin? Broth.

AB144 - Makes it illegal to carry an exposed, unloaded, handgun.

SB657 - Requires businesses to report the risks of human trafficking and inhumane working conditions during the manufacture of the goods it sells.

SB39 - Bans caffeinated beer products.

AB22 - Makes it illegal for employers to use consumer credit reports when screening applicants for a job opening.

SB929 - Children must use booster seats in vehicles until they're 8 years old or grow taller than 4-foot-9.

AB353 - Bans local police from impounding a vehicle if the driver is unlicensed. (Perpetrated by a notorious Colonista Elected Executioner named Gil Cedillio, who knows its primary beneficiaries will be Border Jumping Scumbags.)

SB514 - Bans anyone under age 18, from buying cough syrup which contains DXM (dextromethorphan).

These are just a few of the 2011 vintage nails that the state's Elected Executioners pounded into Mexifornia's coffin.

Parting shot: Feel free to gloat over Mexifornia's noisy death rattle. BUT, do it quickly, because where Mexifornia leads, Uncle Sam follows. If you have a ghoulish urge to see the walking dead, visit Mexifornia.

Golden State Grinchmas
Source: PIG News Wire [12/09/11]

The Grinchiness began, at Claudia Landeen Elementary School when the school's teachers got a dose of Grinchy wisdom from school administrators which threw Old Saint Nick under a school bus: "District office would like to remind everyone when displaying holiday decorations in and around school to be mindful no association to any religious affiliation i.e. Santa, poinsettias, Christmas trees, etc." You'll be relieved to learn that these Educrat Grinches gave the grinchy green light to snowmen and snowflakes. And here you were, worrying, needlessly.

This Grinchy business hit its stride, when a copy of this missive found its way to News 10 in Sacramento. The station's calls to the district elicited this Educrat response:

Tom Uslan, the superintendent of the Lincoln Unified School District, told News 10 "there is a myriad of religious affiliations (in the community) … we don't want a pervasive theme of a class to be representing one religious affiliation." (Fox News)

Intrigued by the News 10 piece, Fox News tried to track down the source of the memo, letter, whatever, that started the whole mess.

"There has been no letter from district administration," [a] spokesperson said. "There has been no policy edict from our school board."

"There was a conversation to encourage administrators that each of our employees should enjoy their religious freedoms but we don't want to have a pervasive theme of a classroom or public office to represent a specific religious affiliation unless we are formally teaching topics regarding those affiliations."

So does that mean teachers can decorate their classrooms with Santa Claus and poinsettias?

"Not if that's going to be the pervasive theme," the spokesperson told Fox News & Commentary. "That's the operative word. If you're going to have a pervasive theme of one culture over another, unless it's part of the core curriculum, then we would encourage that not to be so." (Fox News)

Confused? Don't be.

Truth: The District didn't send a letter to the teachers.

The Whole Truth: They had a meeting with school administrators and dispensed their Grinchy "no pervasive theme" marching orders, verbally.

Truth: The letter, memo, whatever, is real.

The Whole Truth: It was perpetrated farther down the food chain.

Truth: If you're gonna have Santa, you can't make it all about him or even mostly about him. You must massage the fragile psyches of EVERYBODY.

The Whole Truth: The District's "pervasive theme" prose doesn't ban Santa from classrooms. Instead, they made deploying him such an utter pain in the ass that their "pervasive theme" scam is the functional equivalent of a Santa ban.

If you need "pervasive theme" defined, you're in the same mindset as a teacher in this Grinchy Mexifornia school district. Since "pervasive theme" is a seasonal sword of Damocles hanging over the teachers' heads, the most sensible thing to do is nothing. No classroom decorations means no scream-a-thon from someone higher up the Educrap food chain.

Thanks to "pervasive theme", Lincoln Unified School District tacitly banned Christmas decor in classrooms, while giving themselves plausible deniability. Having their fruitcake and eating it, too? You better believe it, Grinchmas Sparky.

McDonald's Teaches S.F. Officials A Lesson
Source: PIG News Wire [11/30/11]

In theory, San Francisco's Happy Meal ordinance inflicted a mortal wound to this kid pleasing Golden Arches meal deal. In their ordinance, Blight by the Bay officials decreed that, starting on December 1, 2011, McDonald's couldn't include a toy with the Happy Meal, unless the food complied with the city's Draconian nutritional standards. City officials knew that without the toy, Happy Meal sales would take a nosedive. Game, set, match? Nope.

McDonald's is selling the same old Happy Meal that gives the city's Food Nazis fits. What about the toy? What indeed. The toys are no longer included in the Happy Meal, BUT, if the Happy Meal purchasing customer donates 10 cents to the Ronald McDonald House charities, they get a toy for their Happy Meal munching tyke.

If the S.F. officials were PIGsters, they would have seen this one coming, thanks to this Hambo wisdom:

Hambo's Marketplace Theorem
For every asinine, intrusive, liberty infringing bureaucratic action, there is an equal, and opposite, liberty restoring marketplace reaction.

PIG news gives kudos to McDonald's for their ingenuity.

Mexifornia Mayor Is An Occutard
Source: PIG News Wire [11/11/11]

Richmond (Mexifornia) Mayor Gayle McLaughlin is an America- despising Occutard bitch, who showed her true - COMMIE RED - colors on Veterans Day. Instead of attending an event honoring the role Richmond shipyards played in World War II, this titanic turd went to an Occutard rally, instead.

When the blowback came, she shrugged it off:

McLaughlin noted that the city is not sponsoring the event, and said that the Occupy rally will honor Scott Olsen, the Iraq War veteran injured while protesting with Occupy Oakland.

"I choose to honor our veterans, not only on Veteran's Day, but daily, by supporting an end to military warfare to prevent further fighting and dying in needless wars," McLaughlin wrote in an email. "I am a strong supporter of Veterans for Peace and Iraq Vets Against the War."

The Occupy rally, which organizers are calling a "speak out," is scheduled for 11 a.m. That is the same time as the Veterans Day events, which are always held at the eleventh hour on the 11th day of November to commemorate the end of World War I.

Jeff Rubin, who organizes Pinole's Veterans Day memorial, denounced McLaughlin's choice and criticized an email blast she sent over the weekend urging residents to attend the rally with her.

"She has very little respect for the country and traditions," Rubin said. "Everything with her is political. I think the day was picked on purpose." (Mercury News)

Add this to your Mt. Everest size pile of reasons why Mexifornia must be forcibly evicted from the USA.

Black Robe Outrage
Source: Steaming Load [11/10/11]

In May 2010, it started on that FAUX Mexican holiday - Cinco de Mayo - when five inmates of Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill (Mexifornia) showed up at their Colonista-infested cess-school wearing American flag shirts.

Administrators at a California high school sent five students home on Wednesday after they refused to remove their American flag T-shirts and bandannas -- garments the school officials deemed "incendiary" on Cinco de Mayo.

The five teens were sitting at a table outside Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Calif., on Wednesday morning when Assistant Principal Miguel Rodriguez asked two of them to remove their American flag bandannas, the Morgan Hill Times reported. The boys told the newspaper they complied, but were asked to accompany Rodriguez to the principal's office.

The five students -- Daniel Galli, Austin Carvalho, Matt Dariano, Dominic Maciel and Clayton Howard -- were then told they must turn their T-shirts inside-out or be sent home, though it would not be considered a suspension. Rodriguez told the students he did not want any fights to break out between Mexican-American students celebrating their heritage and those wearing American flags. (Fox News)

Since turning the shirts inside-out would disrespect the flag, they refused and were sent home. Game, set, match? Nope.

At the time the Morgan Hill Unified School District tried to smooth things over by tacitly, admitting the cess-school asshats overreacted. Far from satisfied, the lads got lawyered up and went to federal court, insisting that their First Amendment rights were trampled by the cess-school.

Fast forward to the present and a federal judge banged the gavel down on liberty, by subjecting individual liberty to a 'hecklers veto'.

U. S. District Court Judge James Ware was ruling in a case involving students at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, CA, who were banned from wearing American flag t-shirts on the Mexican holiday in 2010.

The judge determined that the Morgan Hill Unified School District did not violate the First Amendment and said that concerns by school officials over possible violence justified censoring the pro-American message.

"The school officials reasonable forecast that Plaintiff's clothing could cause a substantial disruption with school activities, and therefore did not violate the standard set forth – by requiring that Plaintiff's change," the judge wrote.

"This is nothing more than political correctness," said John Whitehead, president of the Rutherford Institute. His organization, along with Thomas More Law Center, represented the students and their families in the lawsuit.

"If these kinds of decisions are upheld, they will destroy our First Amendment rights," Whitehead told Fox News. (Fox News)

In other words, you're free to exercise your inalienable rights, UNLESS, some asshole threatens to go on a rampage, in which case, his threat trumps your not so inalienable rights.

As bad as this is - and it REEKS - it's made that much worse since it involves Cinco de Mayo. In May 2010, I fired off this heated Hambo prose about THAT:

I'm fed up with the Viva Mexico hissy fit that's being thrown by the Colonistas who infest Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Mexifornia. Why? For the obvious 'ungrateful scumbags' reasons, among other things.

Other things? You bet. The most annoying assault on my sanity is the Colonistas' shocking ignorance about Mexican History. Their attempt to equate Cinco de Mayo with the Fourth of July is asinine.

Fact: Unlike our July 4th holiday, Cinco de Mayo is NOT, and NEVER HAS BEEN, Mexico's independence day.

Fact: Unlike our July 4th, which is a national holiday, Cinco de Mayo is NOT commemorated, in any meaningful way, in Mexico.

Compelling Rumor: The modern Cinco de Mayo festivities were PROMOTED in AMERICA, by an adult beverage manufacturer who wanted to sell more beer.

Fact: When those patriotic hormone gorilla's displayed our nation's red, white, and blue colors, they weren't making a 'statement' AGAINST Mexico. The were making a statement FOR America.

If that gavel wielding asshole, Judge James Ware hates Old Glory, and the inalienable individual liberty it represents, so f**king much, maybe he'd be much happier in the killing grounds south of the border. Go ahead, Judge Ware, make my f-ing day and GTFO, you miserable rat bastard.

Humor Challenged In Mexifornia
Source: PIG News Wire [11/04/11]

In 2009, the Twin Rivers Police Officers Association wanted to raise money for fallen officers, so they designed a t-shirt that reflected their duty station in the local, Northern Mexifornia schools. The design is simple, and utterly PIG-worthy. It shows a kid in the slammer then thrills the snot out of 'them' with a slogan: "U raise 'em, we cage 'em."

If you're thinking "Holy blowback, Batman!", give yourself a cookie. That's right, a lot of humor challenged pinheads have issued with this utterly PIG-worthy t-shirt:

'...Town leaders said the fundraising shirts are highly offensive and fuel mistrust of the Twin Rivers Police Department in North Highlands, the Sacramento Bee reported Tuesday.

"Unfortunately, this shirt seems to confirm that this is who Twin Rivers Police are and how they think, or at least some of them," Derrell Roberts said. "This doesn't speak highly of the culture of this department."...'

'...Twin Rivers Unified Superintendent Frank Porter, who oversees the police department, said officials are meeting to decide whether to take disciplinary action.

"I am deeply disappointed that any of our employees would produce anything like that, even in their off time," Porter said...' (Fox News)

"You raise 'em, we cage 'em"? Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

D'Oh
Source: Golden Oinks [10/28/11]

Operating in 'enemy' territory, behind Southern Mexifornia's legendary 'Orange Curtain' (traditional conservative bastion, Orange County), the Backyard Skeptics are no strangers to regular PIG readers. We featured their leader, Bruce Gleason, as our Girlieman of the Week on 9/16/2011, when his group tore 'offending' passages out of the Tome (Bible).

This time around, Bruce and his merry atheist band are 'reaching' out to indigenous Holy Rollers. How? They perpetrated a billboard campaign which features a Cross Cult bashing quote from Thomas Jefferson. According to the billboard, Jefferson unleashed this chin music at Cross Cultism: "I do not find in Christianity one redeeming feature. It is founded on fables and mythology."

There's just one devilish detail that Bruce didn't pin down, before he deployed his billboard. According to the minions at the Jefferson Library Collection at Monticello it's not a legitimate Jefferson quote. In fact, if Bruce had asked them about it, the Jefferson Library Collection minions would have informed him that it's enshrined on its page of 'spurious Jefferson quotes'.

Bruce isn't the first one who found, then ran with, this bogus quote and he won't be the last. Where did this particular bogus quote originate? The O.C. Register shares these fun facts:

The quote on the billboard is an abridged version of a quote that first appeared in a 1906 book called "Six Historic Americans," by John E. Remsburg, who attributed it to a "Letter to Dr. Woods."

It reads: "I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature. They are all alike, founded upon fables and mythologies."

The Jefferson Library knows of no letter to a Dr. Woods ever written by Jefferson, or of any appearance of the phrase anywhere in his writings.

Suitable chagrined, Bruce Gleason freely admits that he blew this one. He didn't do his homework, and it came back to bite him on the butt.

Parting shot: Have we seen the last of Bruce Gleason and his merry band of atheists? I doubt it, so stay tuned.

Governor Moonbeam Signs Nightmare Act
Source: PIG News Wire [10/15/11]

It's called the California Dream Act, but this tax dollar giveaway to border jumping scumbag invaders is a no shit nightmare, for legal Mexifornia residents. It's another Legicrap turd pooped out by a Reconquista pile of Elected Tormentor turds, Assemblyman Gil Cedillo. He's determined to turn Mexifornia into a third world cess pool and, inch by inch, he's getting 'er done. He's beneath contempt, and so is Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown.

AB131 by Assemblyman Gil Cedillo, D-Los Angeles, is the second half of the California Dream Act. Brown signed the first half of the package in July, which approved private scholarships and loans for students who are illegal immigrants.

Under current law, illegal immigrant students who have graduated from a California high school and can prove they're on the path to legalize their immigration status can pay resident tuition rates. The bill would allow these students to apply for state aid.

The contentious second half of the package requires that immigrant students meet the same requirements as all other students applying for financial aid at state universities but specifies that they only qualify for financial aid after all the other legal residents have applied.

"The signing of now both parts of the California Dream Act will send a message across the country that California is prepared to lead the country with a positive and productive vision for how we approach challenging issues related to immigration," Cedillo said.

If it's a 'positive and productive' approach to 'challengeing issues related to immigration', I have a better idea. Round them up, along with Colonista bastards like Cedillo, then air drop every damn one of them into Mexico, WITHOUT PARACHUTES. Gil, you son-of-a-bitch, if you love Mexico so f**king much, do everyone a favor, renounce your American citizenship and MOVE THERE.

Parting shot: With Mexifornia swimming in red ink, this tax funded gift to border jumping scumbag invaders will shortchange legal denizens whose only Mexifornia 'perk' is paying for this bullshit.

Ask Me If I CAIR
Source: PIG News Wire [10/07/11]

Unable to find that elusive 'get over it', an Islamikaze wench, Irum Abbasi, got lawyered up and unleashed a lawsuit at Southwest Airlines. Why? She's still fuming over the way the airline booted her off a San Diego to San Jose flight, in March 2011.

Dressed in her Islamikaze hoodie - a hijab - our Islamikaze wench was talking on her cell phone when the fun hit high gear:

Irum Abbasi, a U.S. citizen who emigrated from Pakistan a decade ago, was seated on a plane ready to depart from San Diego for San Jose when a flight attendant became worried about what she thought Abbasi was saying on her cellphone.

Abbasi said she had told the caller, "I have to go" -- but the attendant thought she had said, "It's a go," the Times reported. The San Jose State University graduate student, who was wearing a hijab, the Islamic head scarf, was escorted from the plane by a Transportation Security Administration official. (Fox News)

It didn't take long for Southwest to realize its mistake. Suitably apologetic, the airline gave the Islamikaze wench a seat on the next fight to San Jose and sweetened the apology with a travel voucher. No harm, no foul? Not even close.

It sounds like Southwest blew this one, so, I'm tempted to side with the Islamikaze wench. I'm tempted, but I'm not going there. Why? Because she got those assholes from C.A.I.R. (Council on American-Islamic Relations) involved. That's a deal breaker, darlin'.

Reaping What They Sowed
Source: Hambo's Hammer [09/30/11]

Rev. Robert Schuller started his ministry in the parking lot of a drive-in movie theater, then through his organizational and sales skills built a mega-church whose crown jewel was the fabled Crystal Cathedral. He had it all and his fame spread far and wide, thanks to his Hour of Power television show.

After decades as leader of his flock, Rev. Schuller started to lose his grip on the ministry. His offspring - especially one of his daughters - thought dear old dad had his head up his ass, so she worked, schemed and plotted to oust him and she finally did it. Now, it was her turn...she'd show everyone how to...pile up at least $50 million dollars in red ink and land the church in bankruptcy court.

She told the court she'd raise the $50 million from the people in the pews. The Judge said, in essence, 'knock yourself out, but if you don't have it by Thanksgiving, the Crystal Cathedral will be sold. On July 31, 2011 she shared the 'dig deep to save the church' news with the congregation.

Senior Pastor Sheila Schuller Coleman, daughter of founding Pastor Robert Schuller, declared from the pulpit on July 31 that the cathedral was not for sale. She then announced the campaign to repay creditors.

Although the Judge said 'Thanksgiving' the real deadline is much sooner than that:

The Schullers and their congregation, however, are in a race against a courtroom clock. Although Coleman set a Thanksgiving deadline for raising $50 million, creditors could decide the cathedral's fate weeks earlier.

On Oct. 24, creditors will vote on selling the cathedral, as their attorneys recommend, to get back what they're owed. If they approve that step, the attorneys will recommend a buyer to Bankruptcy Judge Robert Kwan on Oct. 31. Kwan will decide whether to approve the sale two weeks later, on Nov. 14. (O.C. Register)

And how, you ask, is Sheila doing with her save the Cathedral fundraising? Wonder no more: On August 31, 2011, when the ensuing tidal wave of greenbacks was counted, it added up to: $4,737.

Sheila, darlin, you created this circle of 'I'm in charge now' hell, so it's only fair that you burn in it.

Goose-Stepping Over Liberty in San Juan Capistrano
Source: PIG News Wire [09/23/11]

The swallows aren't the only things that show up at your home, in this Southern Mexifornia city. If you have the audacity to exercise your constitutional right to 'peaceably assemble' with a group of friends for a regularly scheduled Bible study meeting, you'll have the San Juan Capo Gestapo goose-step into your home and arrest you for violating one, or more, city edicts.

For starters, having more than 3 people over for Bible study, on a regular basis, requires 'a conditional use permit', which is available at city hall, if the price is right and you kiss Mayor Hitler's swastika, with suitable enthusiasm. Furthermore, the specific meeting in question - Bible Study - means the couple who did a header into this rancid regulatory turd, were, in fact, acting as a 'church', without performing the aforementioned bowing and scraping for the goose steppers running the city.

The couple who strayed into this bull's-eye - Chuck and Stephanie Fromm, were hit with a $300 fine, and threatened with a $500 fine, each time they did something that dastardly, in this outpost of petty tyranny. Is this game, set, match? Nope.

Aided by the Pacific Justice Institute (PJI), the Fromm's appealed this bullshit, but the petty tyrants would have none of it. Undaunted, the PJI is taking the city to court, where they'll keep kicking it up a notch, until they find a judge who still has a iota of respect for individual liberty, property rights, and an oft maligned document called the Constitution of the United States.

Letting the city mug you because you want to hold a Bible study meeting in your own home is more than asinine, it's downright un-American.

A Dog Named Muhammed
Source: PIG News Wire [09/23/11]

While we're visiting San Juan Capistrano, PIG news will bring you the story of City Councilman Derek Reeve and his dog....Muhammad. Yes, he named it after THE Muhammed, and, as expected, panties are wadded over it, inside and outside the People's Republic. Why, given the inherently violent nature of Islamikazes, did Derek name his dog Muhammed? Why indeed:

In offering the first explanation of why he chose the name, Reeve said it was a decision made by his family in an exercise of free speech after teaching his children that in some parts of the world they could be sentenced to death for doing so. (San Juan Capo Patch)

The fun started, in earnest, on September 6th, during a city council discussion of a proposed dog park. While he was getting ready to vote, Derek mentioned his mutts, America and Muhammed. Predictably, people had a lot they wanted to say about mutt named Muhammed.

At this week's city council meeting, Derek Reeve's freedom of speech exercise/lesson had him on the hot seat. Eventually, he got real, with this PIG-worthy gem:

Reeve, commenting on the 45-minute discussion that ensued with comments from the public, said, "What's most offensive [to me] is that we're not talking about anything important. We're talking about my damned dog."

Some residents agreed. Several who spoke during a public hearing said they preferred to have the council focus on other, more "pressing" issues, such as the city's infrastructure, high water rates and finances.

Reeve at some points during his explanation got choked up. He said this week had been a difficult one, with a "terrorist organization" reprimanding him for his public declaration of his dog's name.

Did that end the matter? You know better:

* City Councilman Larry Kramer tried to lure the council into discussing, and revising its code of conduct, especially the rules of decorum. When the council didn't play along, Dhimmi Kramer slithered back under his rock.

* Mayor Sam Allevato, put on a commendable display of Dhimmitude:

"You have to be really careful about what you say" from the dais, Allevato cautioned. "These types of comments are not acceptable" and could lead to what some could consider a hostile work environment for City Hall employees, he said.

Allevato said a Muslim in the audience during the last City Council meeting was offended by Reeve's remark. He also said allowing such comments to be made would be a "slippery slope."

* Saving the 'best' for last, we have the terrorist loving scumbags at CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) who spouted the usual Islamikaze drivel from their Greater L.A. infestation. They pooped out their usual bull crap in a press release, which asked Derek Reeve to apologize, for "disrespect toward Islam's revered prophet Muhammad by making [his] derisive public comment." Blah, blah, blah.

What does it all mean in the grand scheme of things? Not much, and EVERYTHING. Derek Reeve taught his kids that Islam is the polar opposite of freedom. When the family named their dog Muhammad, as a result, City Councilman/Dhimmi Kramer, Mayo/Dhimmi Allevato, the whining Islamikaze attending the council meeting, and L.A.'s CAIR cretins demonstrated, conclusively, that Derek Reeve nailed it. Islam is the polar opposite of individual liberty.

Tearing Up The Tome
Source: PIG News Wire [09/16/11]

The Backyard Skeptics are an atheist group which lurks behind the legendary Orange Curtain in Southern Mexifornia. One, or more, of these atheists spent some quality time, perusing the Tome (Hamboese for the Bible) and they were NOT thrill spitless with its contents. What to do?

A rational adult would set the Tome aside, and move on to other reading material. Apparently, 'rational adult' is not applicable to the Backyard Skeptics, because, unable to get over it, the Backyard Skeptics decided to perpetrate an attention-commanding stunt:

Backyard Skeptics members plan to rip out pages with specific passages of the Bible that they say portray immoral biblical law, organizers say.

"We're not there to burn the Bible or desecrate," Bruce Gleason, director of Backyard Skeptics, said. "There are plenty verses in the Bible that if you did any of those things today, you'd be thrown in jail immediately."

Group members will rip out verses in the Bible such as Deuteronomy 22: 14-31, which says if a man finds his wife not to be a virgin, the community can stone her; or a later verse in the same chapter the Backyard Skeptics say can be interpreted to say that virgins who are raped will be forced to marry their rapist. (O.C. Register)

If the object of the exercise involves attracting Cross Cult attention, the Backyard Skeptics can hang out the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. A televangelist named Ray Comfort responded, but he nailed it, when he offered to supply the Backyard Skeptics with a Koran, so the group can spread their special brand of joy around.

Proving how detached he is from objective reality, Backyard Skeptics leader, Bruce Gleason, has convinced himself that there's nothing 'disrespectful' about tearing pages out of the Tome. Much farther gone than I thought possible, he believes that his antics will "make this a better world for secular and humanistic values". If that's his goal, he should take that Koran Ray Comfort wants to give him and start ripping pages out of it.

Be a man Bruce. Take a walk on the wild side by painting a bull's-eye on Mecca Maniac Tome.

Planning Nazi's Goose Step Over Marketplace
Source: PIG News Wire [09/16/11]

Technically, Laguna Beach (Southern Mexifornia) is behind the Orange Curtain (an alleged conservative bastion, Orange County). In reality, Laguna Beach is infested with libertard Moonbats of all persuasions. Now that we're all on the same page, we'll get down to their latest outburst of bureaucratic Moonbattery.

The fun hit high gear, when Whole Foods decided to install a four-foot case and fill it with gelato. It would, they hoped, be popular with their regular Whole Foods customers. It was included in the plans they submitted to the city for a badly needed remodeling of Whole Foods' Laguna Beach outlet.

After securing approval from the relevant Laguna Beach bureaucrats, Whole Foods spent about $16,000 installing its gelato bar. Was their gelato bar welcomed with opened arms? Not exactly.

The natural foods market went before the City Council Tuesday night, pleading for a reversal of a Planning Commission decision forbidding a takeout gelato counter. City regulations aim to prevent a glut of any one type of business downtown, instead aiming for a diverse mix of resident and visitor-serving shops.

Whole Foods representatives protested the decision, saying the city approved plans during a recent remodel that included the gelato case. Michelle Payne, Whole Foods executive coordinator of operations for the region, said the Laguna Beach store thought they had followed the correct city process and had spent around $16,000 to install its gelato bar.

"We've got a piece of equipment in our store that we can't use now," she said. "We were blindsided by this."

John Montgomery, Laguna Beach director of community development, acknowledged the plans, but said city officials thought they called for a freezer case, not a bar to sell individual cups and cones.

"We thought it was going to be to sell cartons of gelato," he said. (O.C. Register)

And why, you ask, do Laguna Beach's Planning Nazis have their heads shoved up their ass over a gelato bar? There are already 5 gelato bars in town and the Planning Nazis - with the unanimous backing of the city council twerps - think that's enough. Proving that doublespeak is alive and well, in Laguna Beach, the relevant spokesholes insist that the city does not "regulate competition between businesses". In this Marxist Moonbat's next breath, the statist bastard said 'the city may determine when businesses of one type have saturated the downtown area'. In other words, we don't regulate competition, except on those occasion when we do.

Laguna Beach has no business micro managing the number of businesses that try to exploit a given niche in the marketplace. The individuals who patronize Laguna Beach's businesses are the ones best equipped to make that call. The city's Elected Tormentors, and the Planning Nazis should butt the hell out.

It's Strictly For The Birds
Source: PIG News Wire [09/16/11]

The festering sore on Uncle Sam's left butt cheek - San Francisco - is at it again. In this case, some proposed changes to the city's building standards are, quite literally, strictly for the birds. When I say for the birds, it's not Hambo hyperbole, because the new edict from the land use committee are called the 'bird-safe' building standards.

The specifics aren't completely fleshed out, but it's a slam dunk that new buildings will be forced to get 'er done without clear glass windows. Why? Because the winged critters are - ta da - bird brains who can't cope with clear glass windows. To keep the birds from head-butting the class, the builder to install 'treated windows'.

Mexifornia's Full-Time Legislature Is A Menace
Source: PIG News Wire [09/09/11]

Today, I'll paint a bull's-eye on Mexifornia's full-time legislature. Since it is dominated by rabid Marxist Moonbats - Demoncrats, of course - it's a mistake of epic proportions to give them unlimited time to perpetrate their bullshit.

This week, plucked from the pages of a Mexifornia fishwrap, I'll serve up a few examples of the kind of Moonbattery these Commie bastards are pooping out:

Item 1: The Marxist Demoncrat Elected Tormentors in the Assembly passed a bill which added Autism, and assorted other developmental disorders, to the list of maladies that a health insurance plan must cover.

Item 2: The Marxist Demoncrat Elected Tormentors passed the state's version of the Dream act, making legal state residents payfor illegal state residents' Ivory Tower fees. It's now on Governor Moonbat's desk for his signature.

Item 3: Mexifornia's Marxist - especially those in the state employee unions - are alarmed by the preponderance of rational adults who turn out for primary elections. Those damn rational adults, who vote in the primary are nothing but trouble, because they reject too many of the Moonbat statewide initiatives, while passing too many rational adult voter initiatives. Unwilling to allow that the Marxist Demoncrat Elected Tormentors in the Assembly passed a bill that would banish statewide voter initiatives and referendums to the general election. Why? That's where voter fraud on an epic scale, plus a tidal wave of union money can seal the deal for Marxist Moonbattery.

Item 4: The Marxist Demoncrat Elected Tormentors sent a bill to Governor Moonbat that would make it a misdemeanor to openly carry an unloaded handgun.

With the Marxist Moonbat lunatics in charge of the Mexifornia asylum, it's time for America to cut its losses and jettison the no longer 'Golden' State, before its Marxist Moonbattery infects the rest of the country.

More Mexifornia Moonbattery
Source: American Thinker [09/01/11]

The Marxist Meatheads - all of them Demoncrats - who are running the state off the cliff at breakneck speed, are at it again. This time out, they painted a regulatory bull's-eye on babysitting. That's right, babysitting. It's called AB 889 and it's a real piece of work, even by Mexifornia standards.

Under AB 889, hiring a babysitter will be such a pain in the ass that it won't be worth the trouble. Here are a few of the gems embedded in AB 889:

* After each 2 hour stint on the job, the babysitter is entitled to a 15 minute break, a fun fact which mandates the presence of a second, standby, baby sitter. The sitter is also entitled to a meal break.

* The employers - the parents of the tyke who needs watching - must pay any sitter over the age 18 (family members are excluded) at least minimum wage.

* Employers must also provide workers' compensation coverage, and overtime pay.

* Employers must maintain a flawlessly prepared timecard, and paycheck.

As fun as this sounds - it sounds like the death knell for housekeepers, nannies and babysitters - it gets better, as explained in this American Thinker prose:

Failure to abide by any of these provisions may result in a legal cause of action against the employer including cumulative penalties, attorneys' fees, legal costs and expenses associated with hiring expert witnesses, an unprecedented measure of legal recourse provided no other class of workers - from agricultural laborers to garment manufacturers

I know it sounds INSANE, and it is, but that won't stop the Legicrat Moonbats from passing it. It won't stop Governor Moonbeam from signing it, either.

Glendora's Resident Moonbat
Source: PIG News Wire [08/13/11]

We stumbled onto this story, thanks to a PIGster who has firsthand knowledge of a Moonbat named Terry McCallum, a pestilence who spreads his special brand of joy in Glendora (Southern Mexifornia). Before we get to this asshat's latest antics, PIG News will serve up some facts which our PIGster shared with us:

* Terry McCollum is a "known transient" who spends quality time in the area near the Glendora Graybar Hotel

* When he's off his meds, he entertains our PIGster, by standing in from of our PIGster's house, usually at 4:30 a.m. on Sunday. His repertoire includes, but is not limited to: barking at the moon, and quoting scripture.

* This moonbat, routinely, stalks women and underage girls.

* He harasses local merchants and their customers, regularly.

* He has an impressive collection of restraining orders, all of which he ignores.

* Given his antics, it's not exactly shocking that some of the locals have, on more than one occasion, kicked this fool's ass.

* Homeless, he sleeps in the entry of the library which is just down the street from the Graybar Hotel.

* Last, and especially thrilling to American taxpayers, he is collecting approximately $1,900 a month from the Nanny State.

Now that we're all up to speed on this pimple on humanity's butt, it's time to regale you with details from his latest adventures:

Suspect Tries to Rob Two Women in Front of Police Station

He simulated a weapon and demanded money. The women ran from the scene and called police.

By Chuck Harvey

In what was not the smartest of robbery attempts, a Glendora man was arrested and charged with trying to rob two women in front of the Glendora Police station shortly after midnight Tuesday.

Police arrested Terry McCollum, 34, on suspicion of robbery at 12:22 a.m.

Glendora Police Lt. Joe Ward said two women were coming into the police station, 150 South Glendora Ave., to buy parking permits. A man approached the women and simulated a gun under his shirt.

He then told the women to give him their money or he would kill them, Ward said. The women ran and escaped, then called police.

A few minutes later, officers found the suspect around the corner from the station, Ward said. He added that McCollum, who was unarmed, is a known transient in Glendora.

McCollum was transported to Los Angeles County Jail where he is being held on $100,000 bail. (Glendora Patch)

Our PIGster reports that this isn't Terry McCollum's first sojourn in a Mexifornia Graybar Hotel. He's a regular guest, but, he always comes back to spread his special brand of joy among Glendora's rational denizens.

Pre-Conditioning The Electorate In Mexifornia
Source: Town Hall [08/01/11]

I heard it, while listening to a Sanctuary City of Angels (PIGlish for L.A.) boom box station on the Internet. It sounds like any other public service announcement, but this one isn't your daddy's PSA. Perpetrated by a shadowy group named Californians Against Internet Theft (CAIT), it purports, with considerable drama, to be sounding the alarm about the dire identity theft danger an individual incurs, when he, she, heshe, or it signs a petition circulated by signature gathers.

Here, courtesy of Town Hall, is the essence of this egregiously manipulative bit of advertising:

In the radio ad, a knowledgeable-sounding husband informs his wife, who has just committed the atrocity of signing a petition at the market, "you put yourself at risk to identity theft" because petitions "may" be collected by "convicted felons and forgers."

"I even read that names and addresses on petitions were sent to other countries," says the husband.

"Who knows what they did with it?" exclaims the wife.

"Now we really need to watch our bank statements and credit information," the husband moans.

The flustered wife responds: "That's it! I'm not signing any more of those petitions."

Does a voter roll out a red 'steal my identity' carpet by signing a petition to put a voter initiative on Mexifornia's ballot ? I seriously doubt it, and so does the Town Hall scribbler:

What's the real risk of identity theft from signing a petition?

Well, first, note that CAIT doesn't bring to the public's attention even a single case of identity theft via initiative petition. Not one. Hmmmmmm.

Secondly, it is already against the law to send petition information out of the country, as the ad suggested.

The Bee reports that "[r]epresentatives for the Identity Theft Resource Center and the Privacy Rights Clearinghouse" — two groups actually engaged in protecting folks from identity theft — "denounced the claims" made in the radio ad "as false and unmerited."

If this isn't about identity theft, what is it? If, like me, you guessed 'it's a frontal assault on the initiative process, you're in good company:

The group calls itself Californians Against Identity Theft (CAIT) and the radio spot is about identity theft. Well . . . sorta. Not really, though.

It's actually an attempt to frighten people about identity theft so that they will refrain from engaging in the democratic process by signing petitions to place citizen initiative measures on the ballot for voters to decide. A number of petitions now gather up steam for a batch of newly proposed ballot initiatives, some strongly opposed by organized labor.

Tom Adams, CAIT's secretary-treasurer, says "We're not targeting any particular ballot measures," but also refuses to disclose who is funding the effort, or why. The Sacramento Bee reports that the new Californians Against Identity Theft "does not appear to have any ties to established organizations dedicated to protecting consumers from identity theft."

Meanwhile, State Building and Construction Trades Council of California President Bob Balgenorth admits he helped brainstorm the idea, telling the Bee that people circulating petitions are "all paid bounty hunters," and adding, "I think the whole initiative process needs to be looked at."

So who, exactly is behind the CAIT? Nobody knows, but I wouldn't be shocked to learn that it's the handiwork of the usual deep-pocketed suspects in the state's neo-Marxist, Demoncrat Party controlling, public employee unions.

With this steaming pile of turds, the libertard lunatic fringe that dominates Mexifornia politics has reached a new low, when it comes to its relentless assaults on inalienable individual liberty. The CAIT assholes aren't against identity theft, a subject about which they don't give a flaming crap. CAIT is a group of COMMUNISTS Against Informed Taxpayers. For CAIT, an informed, intelligent, engaged, voter is a deadly threat to their stranglehold on Mexifornia's neo-Marxist, Demoncrat dominated state government.

CAIT needs to be exposed for the loathsome sham it is. Flush these liberty-hating turds? You better believe it Sparky.

Mexifornia News Nuggets
Source: PIG News Wire [07/30/11]

Nads nipping initiative nuked
A San Francisco Superior Court black robe, Judge Loretta Giorgi, banged the gavel down on the Frisco ballot measure which would ban circumcisions. Calling it "expressly pre-empted" by state law, she gaveled it off the ballot, an action which keeps alive a faint flicker of hope that there's still a smattering of intelligent life in the Blight By The Bay.

For those who obsess on such things, here are some devilish details:

She said the California Business and Professions Code prohibits local regulation of medical procedures. She goes on to write that it "serves no legitimate purpose" for an illegal measure to remain on the ballot and ordered elections chief John Arntz to remove it. (SFGate)

Is 'no way, Jose' her final answer? Perhaps, but there are still some formalities to perform, before she gavels it out of Frisco's misery.

Rats Leaving A Sinking Ship?
According to the Sacramento Bee, some of the Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders are getting out of Dodge. They are, in fact, headed for greener pastures where unemployment is only 4.9%, homes are easier to buy on credit and high educrap is more readily available. Where is this wonderous place? Where indeed.

There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.

"It's now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico," Sacramento's Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. "We have become a middle-class country."

Mexico's unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.

An estimated 300,000 undocumented immigrants have left California since 2008, though the remaining 2.6 million still make up 7 percent of the population and 9 percent of the labor force, according to the Public Policy Institute of California. (Sacramento Bee)

Admittedly, there's still a long way to go, but every little bit helps. I'm pleased that some of them are going back home. Now, all we need to do is keep them there.

Another Day, Another S.F. Ordinance
Source: PIG News Wire [07/23/11]

The Moonbats running that festering sore on Uncle Sam's left butt cheek, San Francisco, are at it again. This time around, the Blight by the Bay's Board of Stupidvisors has pooped out a revised version of their Cell Phone Right-To-Know Ordinance. It's one Legicrap hurdle from being locked and loaded, but it seems like a slam dunk for approva,l in this Moonbat infested escape from objective reality.

Boldly going where only junk science dares to go, the Stupidvisors would compel cell blight wrangling capitalists to deploy warnings about the cell blights they sell. Unfortunately, the mandated warnings are limited to health warnings based on far from conclusive research into potential damage inflicted on users from a cell phone's radiation emissions.

'...[The revised ordinance] would require stores to prominently display a poster created by the city's Department of the Environment "explaining that cellphones emit radio-frequency energy that is absorbed by the head and body, and discussing ways that cellphone users can reduce their exposure."...' (NewsMax)

Are cell phones a threat? The jury is still out, because the lab coated hooligans can't get their story straight. No doubt, the Stupidvisors are buying into this happy horse crap:

A recent report from the World Health Organization classified their emissions as "possibly carcinogenic to humans," while the National Institutes of Health reported: "Although there remains some uncertainty, the trend in the accumulating evidence is increasingly against the hypothesis that mobile phone use can cause brain tumors in adults." (NewsMax)

Despite the fact that this terror of technology has been around for well over a decade, so far, despite the repeated promises from lab coated hooligans, cell phone users aren't dropping like flies from brain tumors. The lab coated hooligans keep building up my hopes then dashing them. Despite that, the Moonbat Stupidvisors are taking the bait, hook, line and sinker. So be it.

Parting shot: Are cell phones a health threat to its users? Yes, but not the way the Studivisors and the lab coated hooligans think. The real cell blight threat is the well-documented likelihood that this telecommunications device will turn its owner/user into that pernicious pestilence, a bellowing CELL IDIOT. When that happens, they're begging for some free ranging rational adult to inflict grievous bodily harm on them, to restore peace and quiet.

Going Green In Salinas
Source: PIG News Wire [07/23/11]

In the Summer of 2009, Salinas (Mexifornia) officials were giddy, when they enticed Green Vehicles into relocating to their city, from San Jose. Their optimistic attitude stemmed, in large part, from Green Vehicles' promise that they'd create 70 new jobs, and pay $700,000 in taxes to the city. According to the Green Vehicles timetable the plant would be up and running by March 2010.

Despite the $300,000 community development grant from Salinas, plus $187,000 from the California Energy Commission, Green Vehicles didn't keep to their ambitious schedule. In fact, a year later, instead of pumping money into the city's tax coffers, Green vehicles extracted an additional $240,000 from the city. Happy days are here again? Not exactly.

On July 12, 2011, Green Vehicles President and co-founder, Mike Ryan, pulled the plug on the operation, leaving the city of Salinas a half a million dollars poorer. When last seen, the city was trying to cut its losses, by teaming up with the state to recover at least $240,000 from the mothballed company.

Was this a scam? I doubt it. If you want some possible reasons for the failure, I'll give it a go:

1) Investors are sitting on their money, and will continue to do so, as long as the Marxist Messiah is in office and perpetuating a terminally HOSTILE business environment.

2) Mike Ryan might be a true greeniac believer, who got wrapped up in his own hype.

3) The investors who looked at Mike's greeniac vehicles smelled the loser stench wafting off them, prompting them to sit on their money.

4) Mike Ryan hoped he could keep his company afloat long enough cajole some $timulus money from Messiah Barry.

Whatever the reason for the failure of Green Vehicles, there's one thing we do know about this debacle. The relevant Elected Tormentors drank the Green Jobs Kool-Aid and pissed away half a million taxpayer dollars on an idea that was half baked, and never qualified as a slam dunk, success wise.

Games Elected Tormentors Play
Source: PIG News Wire [07/16/11]

The Moonbats in San Francisco are at it again. This time, their Moonbattery is much more annoying than banning 'Happy Meals' or outlawing circumcision. It's raw, unambiguous, Korrectness, right out of the rabid Moonbat playbook.

Worried that they're behind the times, when it comes to perpetrating 'protected classes', the board of supervisors is ready willing and eager to add another group. Melanin-Enriched? Got 'em. Border Jumpers AKA 'Latinos'? Got 'em. GLAAD BAAGs? Got 'em. Urped womyn? Got 'em. The disabled? Got 'em. Who is the up and coming group? You're going to be thrilled.

The new kid on the 'victimhood' block, is - drum roll, maestro - ex-convicts. That means employers and landlords aren't allowed to ask about their criminal history, when the ex-con applies for a job, or fills out a housing application. Big, big, fun. What could possibly go wrong?

A Quixotean Quest
Source: PIG News Wire [07/09/11]

At least one Elected Tormentor - Riverside County Supervisor, Jeff Stone - has determined where Mexifornia is headed with the Moonbats in charge, and he's not the least bit amused. In fact, he wants to jump ship, before, like the Titanic, the no longer 'golden' state sinks beneath a tidal wave of debt, runaway spending, and unrestrained Libertard lunacy.

What's Jeff's solution? He wants to extract 13 Southern Mexifornia counties via secession and form a new state:

Stone said in a statement late Thursday that Riverside, Imperial, San Diego, Orange, San Bernardino, Kings, Kern, Fresno, Tulare, Inyo, Madera, Mariposa and Mono counties should form the new state of South California.

The creation of the new state would allow officials to focus on securing borders, balancing budgets, improving schools and creating a vibrant economy, he said.

"Our taxes are too high, our schools don't educate our children well enough, unions and other special interests have more clout in the Legislature than the general public," Stone said in his statement.

He unveiled his proposal on the day Gov. Jerry Brown signed budget legislation that will divert about $14 million in 2011-12 vehicle license fee revenue from four new Riverside County cities.

Officials fear the cut will cripple the new cities of Eastvale, Jurupa Valley, Menifee and Wildomar.

Stone said he would present his proposal to the Board of Supervisors July 12.

The new state would have no term limits, only a part-time legislature and limits on property taxes. (CBS)

A snowball has a better chance surviving in Hell, than this stellar idea has in Marxist Moonbat ravaged Mexifornia. Despite that, I give Jeff Stone props for proposing it.

There They Go Again
Source: PIG News Wire [06/18/11]

The raving libertard Moonbats who run the Blight By the Bay (San Francisco) have out done themselves, this time. It's hard to top yourself, when your greatest hits include declaring war on the McDonald's Happy Meals and outlawing circumcisions, but this week, they got 'er done. How? You're going to be thrilled.

The San Francisco Animal Control and Welfare Commission blubbered about the 'inhumane suffering' inflicted by alleged humans, as an excuse for a proposed bill that would ban humans from purchasing - TA DA - GOLDFISH. The same proposed bill would ban humans from buying puppies, kittens and hamsters.

I can't wait to see what these meatheads from the Left Coast Twilight Zone dream up next. It's 'stay tuned' time in the FSOP.

All Flash, No Action
Source: PIG News Wire [06/11/11]

A year ago, full of spit, vinegar, and chest pounding indignation, the Sanctuary City of Angels' Elected Tormentors made a big splash with their boycott of Arizona. It was a good show. They said all the necessary things, but did they really mean it, when the ordered L.A. cubical clowns to review all contracts with Arizona and terminate as many as possible?

A year later, it's time to see what, if anything, has changed on the boycott front. The L.A. Times provided these answers:

'...a year later, little has changed in the way Los Angeles does business with the state next door.

The city still buys street sweeper parts from one Arizona firm and has a contract for emergency sewer repairs with another, officials say. The Harbor Department alone has four contracts with Arizona companies that total nearly $26 million.

A similar pattern can be seen across California. Boycotts in Oakland, San Francisco and Los Angeles County made headlines last year but have since delivered little punch.

None of those jurisdictions has canceled a contract with an Arizona-based company because of the boycott — leading some immigrant-rights activists to dismiss the high-profile calls for economic sanctions as empty symbolism.

As expected, the usual Colonista suspects aren't thrilled spitless, but they'll get over it, as usual. Why? Because they know that it would be impossible to find any other group of Elected Tormentors who are more 'in the tank' for Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders.

Mexifornia Moonbattery
Source: PIG News Wire [06/04/11]

Apparently, the Demoncrat Moonbats who control Mexifornia's legislature aren't satisfied with the exodus of capitalists from their state. The Elected Tormentors seem determined to speed up the process, by turning the ongoing migration into an full-blown stampede. If that's the goal, AB 887 is likely to get er done.

What is AB 887? It's a Korrectnik brainfart which is guaranteed to make the customers who frequent Mexifornia businesses beat a hasty retreat. What do you think would happen when Sally Shopper, with her brood in tow, enters a retail outlet and comes face to face with a sales 'dude' who looks like a John Goodman clone and dresses like Lady Gaga?

Sponsored by Assemblywoman Toni Atkins (D-San Diego) and co-authored by Equality California and the Transgender Law Center, the bill would strengthen civil rights protections in the areas of employment and housing for individuals based not only on the gender of the person's assigned sex at birth, but also by a person's "gender expression." (Fox)

That's right, PIGsters, AB 887 abolishes workplace dress codes, and allows cross-dressers to wear anything they want on the job. So, if NFL tackle size Larry Loadingdock decides to show up for work in a ballet tutu, his employer would be forced to tolerate it. Under AB 887 the genderally confused (transgenderism) get elevated to the same 'victim' status as the Melanin-Enriched and womyn.

This INSANITY already passed the Assembly and is a slam-dunk to fly through the State Senate. Governor Moonbeam will sign it in a heartbeat, driving a railroad spike into the state's economic coffin. Like I stated at the beginning of this rant, if the goal is to chase capitalists out of Mexifornia, AB 887 will do it. Congratulations, Mexifornia Moonbats, your plan to murder capitalism in the no longer 'Golden' State is working. It's time to start prepping that 'Mission Accomplished' banner.

SCOTUS Bangs Gavel Down On Sanity
Source: PIG News Wire [05/28/11]

If hell hasn't frozen over, it will, any second now, because the U.S. Supreme Court just upheld one of the loonier rulings made by the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. The original ruling by the Ninth Circus mandated that Mexifornia reduce its prison population, because the overcrowding denied proper healthcare to the inmates.

Somehow - I haven't got a clue - this lack of "proper" (by what standard?) Healthcare violates the inmates' rights under the U.S. Constitution. Since 'we' can't allow that, by a 5-4 ruling, Mexifornia is REQUIRED to kick loose (or transfer to another jurisdiction) at least 32,000 (it could be twice that) prisoners.

It would be easy to pin this all on the 5 SCOTUS judges who made the ruling, but I can't. For DECADES, rational Mexifornia adults warned that the no longer Golden State needed to build more prisons. I believe they actually passed some spending measures to fund new prisons, but the money was used to pay for the insanely high priced prison guards' their retirement packages, instead.

Now, absent a miracle of Biblical proportions, some very loathsome asshats will be unleashed on Mexifornia's law-abiding citizens. Be afraid, Mexifornia PIGsters. Be VERY afraid.

Going To The Dogs
Source: Golden Oinks [05/20/11]

Unless you've been in a coma, you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger found his pleasure partner among the canines. His dog of choice is the family housekeeper, Mildred Baene. She's a dog who makes Sasquatch Kardashian-Odom look like a supermodel, comparatively speaking.

I'm not shocked that Arnold Schwarzenegger got 'caught with his pants down'. His wandering, philandering, ways are well documented.

I'm not shocked that he boned this housekeeper in his own home.

I AM a tad shocked that he dropped his drawers for THAT.

Apparently his criteria is 'female' and 'alive', BUT...he's not obsessive about the alive part, and he seems VERY flexible on the female part.

After looking at the housekeeper's images on the London Daily Mail - SHUDDER, CRINGE, GAG - I think Arnold should get on his knees and thank Old Ka-Boom that he wasn't arrested for bestiality.

Parting shot: The more I hear about Arnold's decades long romp with Rover...uh....Mildred, the more disgusting it sounds.

Bad: Humping his frumpy, singularly unappealing housekeeper.

Worse: Humping her on his marital bed.

Holy Crap: Humping his frumpy, singularly unappealing housekeeper on the marital bed, while she is wearing Maria Shriver-Schwarzenegger's clothes.

Old Glory Black Flagged in Mexifornia
Source: PIG News Wire [05/14/11]

To any America-venerating, sovereign individual, the 'monument' - a flagpole for Old Glory, encircled by five pillars - one for each military service - representing the U.S. Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard - is an inspired, inspiring, one. To the America despising assholes at the California Department of Transportation (CalTrans) it's an offensive, disgusting, freedom of speech exercise which has no place in a Marxist shithole like Mexifornia. Ok, those aren't their actual words, but that's what they really meant.

This scene of this frontal assault on American patriotism, is Orcutt (Mexifornia), where a group of sovereign individuals - OTORA (Old Town Orcutt Revitalization Association) - wanted to erect their privately funded monument at the entrance to Orcutt's Old Town. Since it would be located - on public land - between a highway exit and a park-and-ride lot, CalTrans permission was needed. That was not in the cards.

Spewing their America despising bullshit, CalTrans hid behind the Marxist rat bastards on the 9th Federal Circuit Court of Appeals, who gave the CalTrans bastards a green light to denigrate the flag, and patriotic displays, with a ruling that dates by to the rash of flag hangings on overpasses, in the wake of the 9/11 attack.

The panel's ruling demanded "viewpoint neutrality." That is, if CalTrans was going to allow the hanging of the American flag on public land, then it must also allow the hanging of all flags — whether the British flag, the Nazi flag, or the Jolly Rogers — as well as "expressive banners" of all sorts. In its letter to OTORA, CalTrans writes,

To answer your question regarding the court's decision in Brown v. California Department of Transportation pertaining to flying the American Flag in the State right of way, it was established that, "The display of the United States flag constituted expressive activity, within the meaning of the First Amendment."

The concern that we have in this situation is that, whether a flag hanging on a bridge [not OTORA's proposal], or a monument placed within a park and ride lot [the proposal], we would be placed in a position of having to permit all forms of expression as encroachments in the right of way if we were to allow yours. As such, the department has determined that the state highway system is not a forum for public expression except as expressly allowed.

When We the People are told by an arm of the Nanny State that venerating our nation and our men and women in uniform with a flag and a monument is not allowed, this nation conceived in liberty is well and truly screwed.

I am no longer amused by the America hating Commies who are running Mexifornia. I want them...I want the entire left coast cesspool NUKED, until it's reduced to rubble, then I want it NUKED some more. Mexifornia must be jettisoned from the USA, RIGHT DAMN NOW!

Parting shot: At minimum, I DEMAND that the Ninth Circus black robes who made this decision, along with the CalTrans assholes who implemented it, be rounded up, issued uniforms and M-16s, then air dropped into the Taliban-infested region of Afghanistan. Maybe a road trip to the front lines will give these butt bullets a greater appreciation for the men and women who put their lives on the line to defend the right of these Mexifornia Marxists to act like America despising assholes.

What A Difference A Year Makes
Source: L.A. Times [05/02/11]

May Day is the magic speed bump on the calendar, when the Border Jumping Scumbags, and assorted other festering sores on humanity's butt take to the streets, to make life thrilling for Sovereign Individuals. Last year, energized by the Arizona law, 60,000 Colonistas spread their special brand of joy on the streets of the Sanctuary City of Angels.

Fast forward 12 months and less than a thousand hard core Colonistas showed up to wave their Mexican flags and spout their reconquista drivel. How pathetic was it? It was sorry enough to rate as the letdown of the year.

E. T. Phone Home
Source: Hambo's Hammer [04/26/11]

I heard the sad snippet on a boom box news report. Due to budgetary problems, the SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) operation run by U.C. Beserkeley in Northern Mexifornia is going to close down. Does this mean they're giving up on finding E.T.? Apparently.

These Beserkeley Eggheads are doing it all wrong, anyway. They don't need a telescope to find E.T. Hell, if they drive to certain neighborhoods in San Francisco they'll see alien life forms that defy description. If they time their E.T. seeking trip just right, they might even spot the infamous Dumbo-Eared Jackass.

Mexifornia Mecca Maniac Whining
Source: PIG News Wire [04/22/11]

In a bygone era UCI stood for University of California at Irvine, but times have changed. UCI now means University of California Irvinestan, to denote its uncontested surrender to rampaging Islamikazes. It appears that Orange Count justice system officials didn't get copied on the memo which gave the Ivory Tower's Islamikazes full and complete immunity from prosecution.

The charges - misdemeanor bull crap charges for disrupting an Israeli diplomat's speech at UCI, in 2010 - aren't what has Islamikaze panties in a wad. It's the 'hateful' speech used by the prosecutors:

Last month, the defendants filed a motion asking Orange County Superior Court Judge Peter J. Wilson to remove the Orange County District Attorney's Office from the case, saying prosecutors illegally issued subpoenas and referred to the case internally as the "UCI Muslim Case," a term they say is evidence of "religious bias" against them.

Prosecutors say the defendants have failed, among other things, to support their motion with affidavits from witnesses competent to testify to its facts, and must demonstrate that the "conflict is so severe that it is unlikely" they will receive fair treatment. They add that the defendants' claims of prosecutorial misconduct are unsubstantiated and untrue. (O.C. Register)

UCI Muslim is 'hate speech'? Seriously? I guess I was wrong when I opined that Islamikazes don't have a sense of humor. Shame on me.

Fiddling In Sacramento
Source: Golden Oinks [04/15/11]

The Marxist Moonbats who control Mexifornia's Senate can't be bothered with the red ink tsunami that's hurtling toward the no longer 'golden' state. They can't be bothered with the billions of dollars in business that their capitalism suffocating policies have chased out of the state. They don't even want to think about the squalor that the invading border jumping scumbags are spreading across the state.

Instead, the state senate is much too busy making certain that their indoctrination factories - government cess-schools - are filling the inmates' minds with the right kind of Korrectnik mush.

The state Senate has approved legislation that would require California's public schools to include gay history in social studies lessons.

Supporters say the move is needed to counter anti-gay stereotypes and beliefs that make gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender children vulnerable to bullying and suicide. (AP)

Mexifornia's graduating idiots with self esteem still won't be able to read, write, do math, or think for themselves, but they'll be able to spout the state-sanctioned drivel about GLAAD BAAGs. What a crock!

Freedom of Speech Banned In Frisco
Source: PIG News Wire [04/06/11]

Madison isn't the only place where rampaging libertard Moonbats slap a muzzle on speech they don't want to hear. It's also alive, well, and thriving in the Blight by the Bay (San Francisco).

The fun started, after a 29-year-old Daly City (Mexifornia) dude set up a table, and some signs, on one of the city byways in the North Panhandle neighborhood. The focal point of the sign, and the man's free for all takers literature, was The One, but he wasn't exactly singing Barry's praises.

Thanks to his snarky, Hitler mustached, image of The One, it didn't take long for the man to make his presence known. The feedback, when it finally came, was delivered by a pair of Obamunists, who did what comes too naturally, to alleged humans of that ilk: the man and woman attacked the man's sign, his literature, then stomped the man himself. He learned that some of those inalienable individual liberties end, the moment you enter the Blight by the Bay.

So who is this misguided fool? He's the fool who didn't get the memo about freedom of speech being null and void inside the San Francisco city limits. If you're thinking a free ranging Tea Party participant, you're dead wrong. If you're thinking it was anyone to the right of Vladimir Lenin, politically, you're still wrong. Our Barry basher is a supporter of a terminally leftist moonbat named Lyndon LaRouche, who isn't Barry's biggest fan.

Excuses, Excuses
Source: PIG News Wire [04/08/11]

Are the top brass in the Bakersfield City Fire Department dissing the American flag? It certainly appears that way, after their February 1 change to the department's uniform policy. Why? The new policy bans the U.S. flags that each firefighter could deploy on a shoulder patch.

The fired department brass in this Mexifornia city 'explained' their antics, with a steaming load of crap about 'standardizing' firefighter uniforms. Apparently, that lame excuse didn't get 'er done, so the Bakersfield City FD brass, tried to claim they banned Old Glory out of respect for the flag. Respect? You bet, because they 'worried' that the damage done to the firefighters' flag-bearing shoulder patches was 'disrespectful to the flag'. If that isn't enough to ward off richly deserved blowback, the brass hastens to point out that firefighters can deploy a much smaller flag on their name tags.

Add this to your Mount Everest size stack of reasons why Mexifornia must be forcible evicted from the USA.