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MOONBATS
Which Moonbat Deserves A One-Way Trip To Another Galaxy?

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Michael Moore*
Maxine Waters
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This page is dedicated to those who had led remarkable lives, one way or another, and have since passed on. To the majority that have passed on, we say, "Oh crap, it's thoughts and prayers time, bummer," especially when the individual has gone above and beyond in their life's accomplishments and registered on the PIG radar.

Most led long, productive lives, leaving their footprint on the rest of us.

Others "Pete Rose'd" or "John Belushi'ed" themselves out of existence at an early age by their own hand, personal demons or decadent, overboard behavior.

Just because we're PIGsters doesn't mean we're not human (sometimes), too. We hate posting on this page, but when a person of note passes on, we thought it proper and respectful, in a PIGish context, to recognize and acknowledge their life's deeds, be it good, bad or ugly.

No matter who makes this page, we say, "Thanks for the memories. Bon Voyage.


2014 OBITUARIES

Phil Everly
January 19, 1939 – January 3, 2014
Influential Rock Musician. Songs include "Wake Up Little Susie," "Bye Bye Love"


Ariel Sharon

February 26, 1928 – January 11, 2014
Israeli Statesman

 

Dave Madden
December 17, 1931 – January 16, 2014
Actor, best known as “Mr. Kincaid” in The Partridge Family

 

Russell Johnson
November 10, 1924 – January 16, 2014
Actor, best known as The Professor on Gilligan's Island



Pete Seeger
May 3, 1919 – January 27, 2014
American Folk Singer, Activist, famous for "This Land Is Your Land"

 

Maximilian Schell
December 8, 1930 – February 1, 2014
Oscar Winning Actor for Judgment At Nuremberg

 

Philip Seymor Hoffman
July 23 1967 – February 2, 2014
Award Winning Actor: Tru; Scent Of A Woman

 

Ralph Kiner
October 27, 1922 – February 6, 2014
Hall Of Fame Baseball Player; Announcer for the New York Mets

 

Shirley Temple
April 23, 1928 – February 10, 2014
Iconic and Legendary American Actress, dancer and diplomat. Known as America's Sweetheart during the Great Depression, she set sail on the final voyage on The Good Ship Lollipop

Sid Caesar
September 8, 1922 – February 12, 2014
Legenday American Screwball Comedian. Host of "Your Show Of Shows."


Ralph Waite
June 22, 1928 – February 13, 2014
American Actor. Best known for his role on "The Waltons."

 

Jim Fregosi
April 4, 1942 – February 14, 2014
American Baseball Player/Manager

 

Harold Ramis
November 21, 1944 – February 24, 2014
American actor, director, and writer. Best known for either writing or acting in Stripes, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacation, and Animal House.

Jim Lange
August 15, 1932 – February 25, 2014
American TV Personality and Game Show Host. Best known as host of The Dating Game


Geoff Edwards
February 15, 1931 – March 5, 2014
Actor, Game Show Host

 

Frank Jobe
July 16, 1925 – March 6, 2014
Surgical Pioneer, Sports Physician. Performed what is now known as Tommy John surgery

David Brenner
February 4, 1936 – March 15, 2014
Stand-Up Comedian. Famous for his appearances on the Tonight Show

 

Hobie Alter
October 31, 1933 – March 29, 2014
Innovator of sailing and surfing. Creator of the Hobie Cat

 

Charles Keating
December 4, 1923 – March 31, 2014
Banker, Real Estate Developer, Con man, and Convicted Felon in Lincoln Savings & Loan scandal

John Pinette
March 23, 1964 – April 5, 2014
Actor, Stand-Up Comedian



Mickey Rooney
September 23, 1920 – April 6, 2014
Legendary Actor. The Hardy Boys movies; National Velvet; Babes In Arms; Breakfast At Tiffany's


The Ultimate Warrior (James Hellwig)
June 16, 1959 – April 8, 2014
Champion Wrestler/Sports Entertainer

 

Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter
May 6, 1937 – April 20, 2014
American Middleweight Boxer. Subject of "The Hurricane" after being spending 20 years in prison for being wrongly convicted of murder

Bob Hoskins
26 October 1942 – 29 April 2014
British Actor/Director

 

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.
November 30, 1918 - May 2, 2014
American Actor. Starred in "77 Sunset Strip" and "The FBI"

 

H.R. Giger
February 5, 1940 – May 12, 2014
Swiss Surrealist Painter

 

Jerry Vale
July 8, 1930 – May 18, 2014
American Crooner

 

Maya Angelou
April 4, 1928 – May 28, 2014
American Poet, Author, Activist, Playwright

 

Ann B. Davis
May 5, 1926 – June 1, 2014
American Actress. Best known as 'Alice' on 'The Brady Bunch'

 

Don Zimmer
January 17, 1931 – June 4, 2014
Major League Baseball Player, Coach and Manager

 

Bob Welch
November 3, 1956 – June 9, 2014
World Champion and Cy Young Award Winning Major League Baseball Player


Ruby Dee
October 27, 1922 – June 11, 2014
Award Winning Actress, Playwright, Screenwriter and Activist

 

Chuck Noll
January 5, 1932 – June 13, 2014
NFL Player/Head Coach. Only Head Coach To Win 4 Super Bowls All With The Pittsburgh Steelers


Casey Kasem
April 27, 1932 – June 15, 2014
Legendary Radio Broacaster/TV Host/Voice Actor. Hosted 'America's Top 40' Since 1970; Voice Of 'Shaggy' The Alleged Pot Smoking, Ghost-Busting Sleuth On 'Scooby Doo.'

Tony Gwynn
May 9, 1960 – June 16, 2014
Hall Of Fame Baseball Player. 8 Battings Titles; 15 All-Star Games; 2 World Series Appearances All With San Diego Padres

Eli Wallach
December 7, 1915 – June 24, 2014
American Actor. 'The Magnificant Seven; 'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly" in which he plays 'Tuco' who says: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't just talk."

Tommy Ramone
January 29, 2014 - July 11, 2014
Early Punk Rock Musician

 

Johnny Winter
February 23, 1944 - July 16, 2014
American Musician/Producer

 

James Garner
April 7, 1928 – July 19, 2014
American actor best known for TV series Maverick and The Rockford Files. Movies include The Great Escape, Victor Victoria

Robin "Mork From Ork"Williams
July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014, 2014
American Known For Roles In Mork And Mindy, Good Will Hunting and Mrs. Doubtfire"

 

Lauren Bacall
September 16, 1924 – August 12, 2014
Legendary Actress. "To Have And Have Not"; "Key Largo"; "The Big Sleep"; and a Very PIGish Quote: "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and... blow."

Don Pardo
February 22, 1918 – August 18, 2014
American TV And Radio Announcer. Jeopardy!, The Price Is Right, Saturday Night Live


 

2013 OBITUARIES

Patti Page
November 8, 1927 – January 1, 2013
Singer


Huell Howser
October 18, 1945 – January 7, 2013
TV Host and Producer, California Gold; Road Trips

 

Jerry Buss
January 27, 1933 – February 18, 2013
Owner, Los Angeles Lakers



Stan "The Man" Musial
November 21, 1920 – January 19, 2013
Hall Of Fame Baseball Player
who inspired countless kids to hit the sandlots in hopes of emmulating "The Man."

 

Earl Weaver
August 14, 1930 – January 19, 2013
Hall Of Fame, Bad Tempered Baseball Manager and Master of dropping F-Bombs on unsuspecting umpires.

 

Ed Koch
December 12, 1924 – February 1, 2013
Former New York City Mayor



C. Everett Koop
October 14, 1916 – February 25, 2013
Physician and Friend Of The Gipper




Van Cliburn

July 12, 1934 – February 27, 2013
Texas pianist who kicked Ruskie ass on piano...in Russia

 

Hugo "Skipper" Chávez
July 28, 1954 – March 5, 2013
America hating Venezuelan dictator who hung out with similar scumbags like SEAN PENN, MICHAEL "MAGGOT" MOORE, OLIVER STONE and DANNY GLOVER

Alvin Lee
December 19, 1944 – March 6, 2013
British guitar virtuoso, Ten Years After

(Mr. Lee, we aplogize for the placement under Hugo Chavez)

Joe Weider
November 29, 1919 – March 23, 2013
Bodybuilding Pioneer; Publisher, Muscle & Fitness, Flex, Men's Fitness, Shape magazines


Roger 'Two Thumbs-Up' Ebert
June 18, 1942 - April 4, 2013
Noted Film Critic



Annette Funicello
October 22, 1942 - April 8, 2013
Original Mouseketeer, Beach Blanket movies

 

Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher
October 13, 1925 - April 8, 2013
A No-Shit British Prime Minister

 

Jonathan Winters
November 11, 1925 – April 11, 2013
American Comedian, Writer, Actor and Pitchman

 

Pat Summerall
May 10, 1930 – April 16, 2013
Legendary NFL Broadcaster

 

Richie Havens
May 21, 1941 – April 22, 2013
American Folk Musician

 

George Jones
September 12, 1931 – April 26, 2013
Country Music Legend

 

Joyce Brothers
October 20, 1927 – May 13, 2013
Psychologist, syndicated columnist, TV personality

 

Chuck Muncie
March 17, 1953 – May 13, 2013
NFL, All-Pro running back

 

Dick Trickle
October 27, 1941 – May 16, 2013
Champion Race Car Driver with a name that's hard for some to pronounce with a straight face

Ray Manzarek
February 12, 1939 – May 20, 2013
Rock Musician; Co-Founder, The Doors

 

Jean Stapleton
January 19, 1923 – May 31, 2013
American actress best known for playing the lovable Edith "Dingbat" Bunker

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Deacon Jones
December 9, 1938 – June 3, 2013
NFL Hall of Famer


Esther "The Mermaid" Williams
August 8, 1921 – June 6, 2013
Competitive swimmer, bathing beauty, actress and all-around class act

 

Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez
February 29, 1960 – June 7, 2013
Serial killer; Death row inmate. Scumbag is too good a word for this stain on humanity. Let's hope Old Scratch does his job and makes Ramirez slowly roast for eternity. Good job, Satan, calling a member of your own flock home to the Hell he deserves.

James Gandolfini
September 18, 1961 - June 19, 2013
American actor, best known for playing Tony Soprano

 

Dennis Farina
February 29, 1944 - July 22, 2013
Tough Guy Actor and Ex-Cop, Law and Order; Midnight Run

 

J.J. Cale
December 5, 1938 - July 26, 2013
Influential Songwriter/Guitarist. Resume includes "Call Me The Breeze," "After Midnidnight" and "Cocaine." Influenced The Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Carlos Santana and Eric Clapton

Eileen Brennan
September 3, 1932- July 28, 2013
Actress: Private Benjamin; Murder By Death; The Cheap Detective

Michael Ansara
April 15, 1922 - July 31, 2013
Actor: Broken Arrow, Star Trek, ex-husband of Barbara Eden, father of Matthew Ansara

 

Karen Black
July 1, 1939 - August 8, 2013
Actress: Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces



Eydie Gorme
August 16, 1928 - August 10, 2013
Grammy Award winning singer

 

Elmore Leonard
October 11, 1925 - August 20, 2013
American Writer: Get Shorty; Mr. Majestyk; 3:10 To Yuma

 

David Frost
April 7, 1939- August 31, 2013
British journalist, comedian, writer. Famous for Nixon interviews

 

Tommy Morrison
January 2, 1969 - September 1, 2013
World Heavyweight Boxing Champion (WB0); Actor: Rocky V

 

Ken Norton
August 9, 1943 – September 18, 2013
World Heavyweight Boxing Champion


Tom Clancy
April 12, 1947 – October 1, 2013
Best Selling Author and Enemy of Every Ruskie and America Hating Load: "The Hunt For Red October", "The Sum Of All Fears", "Patriot Games."

Scott Carpenter
May 1, 1925  – October 10, 2013
American astronaut

 

Ed Lauter
October 30, 1938  – October 16, 2013
American actor

 

Giant George
November 17, 2005  – October 17, 2013
Great Dane, world's largest dog and loveable pooch

 

Bum Phillips
September 29, 1923  – October 18, 2013

Legendary football coach, and all around one-of-a-kind character

Marcia Wallace
November 1, 1942 − October 25, 2013

Actress, Bob Newhart Show: Voice of Edna Krabappel on The Simpsons

Lou Reed
March 2, 1942  – October 27, 2013

Overrated mediocre American musician, friend of much overrated so-called artist Andy Warhol, member of The Velvet Underground.

Todd Christensen
August 3, 1956  – November 13, 2013

Former NFL tight end; 2-time Superbowl winner

 

Brian Griffin
1999  – 2013

Best known as Brian The Talking Dog on Family Guy

 

Paul Walker
March 30, 1934 – November 30, 2013

Actor, best known for Fast And Furious movies

 

Paul Crouch
March 30, 1934 – November 30, 2013

Televangeli$t; Co-Founder of Trinity Broadcast Network; Plagiurist; Plunderer

Nelson Mandela
July 18,1918 – December 5, 2013

International world leader. Gave South African apartied advocates the bird. A good man of good principle.


Peter O'Toole
August, 2 – December 14, 2013

Legendary actor

 

James Avery
November 27, 1945 – December 31, 2013

American Actor best known for role on "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

 

2012 OBITUARIES

Etta James
January 25, 1938 – January 20, 2012
Singer


Joe Paterno
December 21, 1926 – January 22, 2012
Hall Of Fame Shame Football Coach, Penn State


Robert Hegyes
May 7, 1951 – January 26, 2012
Actor, 'Welcome Back, Kotter'


Don Cornelius
September 27, 1936 – February 1, 2012
Creator, 'Soul Train'


Angelo Dundee
August 30, 1921 – February 1, 2012
Boxing Trainer. Clients include Muhammed Ali, George Foreman, Sugar Ray Leonard


Whitney Houston
August 9, 1963 – February 11, 2012
Award Winning Singer

 

Andrew Breitbart
February 1, 1969 – March 1, 2012
Author/Editor/Publisher/Commentator

 

Ronnie Montrose
November 29, 1947 – March 3, 2012
Rock Guiarist

 

Earl Scruggs
January 6, 1924 – March 28, 2012
Bluegrass, BanjoPlayer, Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song



Thomas Kinkade
January 19, 1958 – April 6, 2012
World Renowned Artist, 'Painter Of Light'

 

Mike Wallace
May 9, 1918 – April 7, 2012
Journalist, Interviewer, 60 Minutes

 

Dick Clark
November 30, 1929 – April 18, 2012
TV Host, American Bandstand, New Years Rockin' Eve

 

Levon Helm
May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012
Multi Talented Musician/The Band

 

Junior Seau
January 19, 1969 – May 2, 2012
Hard Hitting All-Pro Linebacker

 

George 'Goober' Lindsey
December 17, 1928 – May 6, 2012
Actor/Comedian, Andy Griffith, Hee Haw

 

Maurice Sendak
June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012
Author/Illustrator, 'Where The Wild Things Are'

 

Vidal Sassoon
January 17, 1928 – May 9, 2012
Trendsetting Hair Stylist

 

Carroll Hall Shelby
January 11, 1923 – May 10, 2012
American Auto Designer, Racer, Entrepeneur

 

Donald “Duck” Dunn
November 24, 1941 – May 13, 2012
American Musician

 

Donna Summer
December 31, 1948 – May 17, 2012
Musician, Disco Diva

 

Robin Gibb
December 22, 1949 – 20 May 20, 2012
Musician, The Bee Gees

 

Richard Dawson
November 20, 1932 – June 2, 2012
British Born Actor, Game Show Host

 

Ray Bradbury
August 22, 1920 – June 5, 2012
Science Fiction Writer, Farenheit 451,The Martian Chronicles

 

Bob Welch
August 31, 1945 – June 7, 2012
American Guitarist

 

LeRoy Neiman
June 8, 1921 – June 20, 2012
Prolific American Painter Specializing In Sporting Events

 

Sergio Pininfarina,
September 8, 1926 – July 3, 2012
Italian Auto Designer/Ferrari, Maserati, Afla Romeo, Fiat

 

Andy Griffith
June 1, 1926 – July 3, 2012
American Actor and icon

 

Celeste Holm
April 29, 1917 – July 15, 2012
Award Winning Actress

 

Ernest Borgnine
January 24, 1917 – July 8, 2012
Actor: McHale's Navy, Marty

 

Sally Ride, Astronaut
May 26, 1951 – July 23, 2012
American Physicist, Astronaut, Y-Naut

 

Chad Everett
June 11, 1936 – July 24, 2012
Actor: Medical Center



Sherman Hemsley
February 1, 1938 – July 24, 2012
Actor: The Jeffersons, Amen

 

Gore Vidal
October 3, 1925 – July 31, 2012
American Author

 

Marvin Hamlisch
June 2, 1944 – August 6, 2012
American Composer


Helen Gurley Brown
February 18, 1922 – August 13, 2012
Editor/Publisher, Cosmopolitan Magazine

 

Johnny Pesky
February 27, 1919 – August 13, 2012
Baseball player, coach, announcer

 

Ron Palillo, Actor
April 2, 1949 – August 14, 2012
Actor aka Arnold Horsehack, "Welcome Back Kotter"

 

Scott McKenzie
January 10, 1939 – August 18, 2012
Musician, "San Francisco"

 

Phyllis Diller,
July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012
Colorful Comedienne

 

Neil Armstrong
August 5, 1930 – August 25, 2012
Legendary Space Cowboy

 

Michael Clarke Duncan
December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012
Actor, The Green Mile

 

Andy Williams
December 3, 1927 – September 25, 2012
Classic Crooner

 

Alex 'Mongo' Karras
July 15, 1935 – October 10, 2012
Footballer, Actor

 

Larry Hagman
September 21, 1931 – November 23, 2012
Actor, "I Dream of Jeannie" "Dallas"


Hector 'Macho' Camacho
May 24, 1962 – November 24, 2012
Championship Boxer


Rick Majerus
February 17, 1948 – December 1, 2012
College Basketball's Big Boy of a Coach

 

Dave Brubeck
December 6, 1920 – December 5, 2012
Jazz Pianist

 

Ravi Shankar
April 7, 1920 – December 11, 2012
Sitar Maestro

 

Robert Bork
March 1, 1927 – December 19, 2012
Legal Scholar

 

Jack Klugman
April 27, 1922 – December 24, 2012
American Actor, 12 Angry Men, The Odd Couple, Quincy, M.E.

 

Charles Durning
February 28, 1923 – December 24, 2012
American Actor, The Sting, Dog Day Afternoon

 

'Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf
August 22, 1934 – December 27, 2012
American Warrior

 


2011 OBITUARIES

Major Richard 'Dick' Winters
January 21, 1918 – January 2, 2011
American Hero and Warrior, Inspiration For Character In Band Of Brothers.
*Publisher's Note: Just Google Him. What Are You Waiting For?


Anne Francis
September 16, 1930 – January 2, 2011
Actress

 

Gerry Rafferty
April
16, 1947 – January 4, 2011
Musician

 

Peter Yates
July 24, 1929– January 9, 2011
British Film Director: Bullit; Breaking Awa
y

 

David Nelson
October 24, 1936 – January 11, 2011
Actor: The Adventures Of Ozzie And Harriet



Don Kirshner
April 17, 1934 – January 17, 2011
Music Producer, Promoter, Creator Of The Monkees And Don Kirshner's Rock Concert

 

Jack Lalanne
September 26, 1914 – January 23, 2011
Health And Fitness Guru, All Around He-Man And Epitome of Clean Living


Jane Russell
June 21, 1921 – February 28, 2011
Actress, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Outlaw



Elizabeth Taylor
October 24, 1936 – March 23, 2011
Actress, Husband And Jewelry Collector: Cleopatra,
Giant

 

Osama bin Laden
March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011
Shark Snack

 

Seve Ballesteros
April 9, 1957 – May 7, 2011
Golfer

 

'Hammerin' Harmon Killebrew
June 29, 1936 – May 17, 2011
Hall Of Fame Baseball Player

 

Randy "Macho Man" Savage
November 15, 1952 – May 20, 2011
Professional Wrestler, Slim Jim Slinger, "Ooooh Yeah!"

 

Jeff Conaway
October 5, 1950 – May 27, 2011
Actor, Taxi, Grease

 

James Arness
May 26, 1923 – June 3, 2011
Actor, Gunsmoke, Marshal Matt Dillon

 

Clarence 'The Big Man' Clemons
January 11, 1942 – June 18, 2011
Musician, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band

 

Peter Falk
September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011
Actor, Columbo



Dick Williams
May 7, 1929 – July 7, 2011
Hall Of Fame Baseballer

 

Betty Ford
April 8, 1918 – July 8, 2011
Former First Lady, Founder - Betty Ford Clinic



Sherwood Schwartz
November 14, 1916 – July 12, 2011
TV Producer, Creator Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch

 

Amy Winehouse
September 14, 1983 – July 23, 2011
Overhyped Alleged Musician, Chronic Rehab Frequent Flyer




Joey Vento
1939-2011
Owner, Geno's Steaks, Philadelphia
Claim To Fame: Posting An 'English Only' sign in his eatery

Bubba Smith
February 28, 1945 – August 3, 2011
Hall
of Fame Footballer, Actor

 


Cliff Robertson
September 9, 1923 – September 10, 2011
Actor

 

Steve Jobs
February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011
Trailblazing Co-Founder of Apple Computer, Pixar Studios, I-Phones, I-Pads

 

Smokin' Joe Frazier
January 12, 1944 – November 7, 2011
Heavyweight Champion Boxer



Harry Morgan
April 10, 1915 – December 7, 2011
Actor, M*A*S*H, Dragnet


2010 OBITUARIES

Art "I'm Gumby, Dammit!" Clokey
October 12, 1921- January 8, 2010
Creator of Gumby, Stop Motion Animation Pioneer

 

Teddy Pendergrass
March 26,1950 - January 13, 2010
American R&B Artist

Pernell "Adam Cartwright" Roberts
May 18, 1928 – January 24, 2010
American Actor

 

J.D. Salinger
January 1, 1919 – January 27, 2010
Author, "Catcher In The Rye"

John "Cut And Run" Murtha
June 17, 1932 - February 8, 2010
Congressional Rat Bastard Sellout

 

Corey Haim
December 23, 1971 - March 10, 2010
Actor, The Lost Boys

Merlin "Father Murphy" Olsen
September 15, 1940 - March 11, 2010
Pro Bowl Football Player, Actor

 

Peter "Joey, Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?" Graves
March 18, 1926 - March 14, 2010
Actor, Mission: Impossible, Airplane!

Fess "Davey Crockett" Parker
August 16, 1924 - March 18, 2010
Actor/Vintner

 

United States Of America
July 04, 1776 - March 21, 2010
Former Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave, 'We The People' and Your Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness Doesn't Mean Squat Anymore

The following are excerpts from recent PIG posts:

On March 21, 2010, a militantly Marxist Demoncrat majority in Congress ended the American experiment in inalienable individual liberty. Ignoring vociferous opposition from We the People, they razed the shining city on the hill and replaced it with an American gulag. Lady Liberty’s torch was melted down in the hellish fires of the Capitol Hill forge which was working around the clock to produce enough shackles for each and every one of We the People.

Consent of the governed? Gone.

A government of, by, and for, the people? Gone.

A nation conceived in liberty? Gone.

‘We hold these truths’? Gone.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Gone.

A representative republic?

- Hambo, Top Story March 23, 2010

From Our PIG Pen/Forum:

HELLth Care And The Death Of America.

United States of America
b. July 4, 1776

d. March 21, 2010

We survived George III's attempts to control us. As well as 1812.

We survived the Barbary Coast Pirates and and their Jihad spewing progeny the Taliban and Al Quaeda.

We survived the Whiskey Rebellion and other internal Redneck assaults including Timothy McVey.

We survived the American Civil War (although that's really a matter of opinion)

We survived numerous European challenges to the Monroe Doctrine.

We survived Kaiser Wilhelm and the Sauerkraut Posse.

We survived the Great Depression.

We survived The Three Stooges . . . Adolf, Benito, and Hideki.

We survived the Cold War against Stalin, Kruschev and the others.

We survived Noriega, Saddam Hussein, Bill Clinton and other assorted assholes.

But America met it's match by voting a bunch of scum-sucking, liberal, retard, entitled whiners into office who want to now change the name of our once powerful and charismatic nation to the United States of BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again!)

Signed,

A Victim Of Rape On A National Level

Robert "I Spy" Culp
August 16, 1930 - March 24, 2010
American Actor

 

Lynn Redgrave
March 8, 1943 - May 2, 2010
British Actress

 

Lena Horne
June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010
American Singer, Actress

 

Frank Frazetta
February 9, 1928 – May 10, 2010
Fantasy Artist

 

Ronnie James Dio
July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010
Heavy Metal Vocalist, Black Sabbath, Rainbow



Art Linkletter
July 17, 1912 – May 26, 2010
Radio/Television Personality, 'Kids Say The Darndest Things"


Gary "Whatchutalkinabout" Coleman
February 8, 1968 – May 28, 2010
Actor, Diff'rent Strokes



Dennis Hopper
May 17, 1936 – May 29, 2010
Actor/Director, Easy Rider, Hoosiers



John "The Wizard Of Westwood" Wooden
October 14, 1910 – June 4, 2010
Basketball Coach, Motivator

 

Jimmy Dean
August 10, 1928 – June 13, 2010
Singer, Sausage Slinger

 

Manute Bol
October 16, 1962 – June 19, 2010
NBA Star

 

Robert "KKK" Byrd
November 20, 1917 – June 28, 2010
Total Waste Of Time

 

Arnold Friberg
December 21, 1913 – July 1, 2010
American Illustrator

 

George Steinbrenner
July 4, 1930 – July 13, 2010
Baseball Magnate, Boss From Hell



John Callahan
February 5, 1951 – July 24, 2010
Quadrapalegic, Way Politically Incorrect Cartoonist

 

Patricia Neal
January 20, 1926 – August 8, 2010
Award Winning Actress

 

Bobby "Shot Heard 'Round The World" Thompson
October 25, 1923 – August 16, 2010
Baseball Player

 

Paul Conrad
June 27, 1924 – September 4, 2010
Pulitzer Winning Editorial Cartoonist

 

Leonard Skinner
January 11, 1933 – September 20, 2010
Gym Teacher Whose Name Inspired Rock Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Greg Giraldo
December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010
Stand Up Comedian, Actor, Best Known For Comedy Central Celebrity Roasts

 

Tony Curtis
June 3, 1925 – September 29, 2010
Actor, Spartacus, Some Like It Hot, Operation Petticoat, Houdini, Flinstones

 

Stephen J. Cannell
February 5, 1941 – September 30, 2010
Writer, TV Producer - The A-Team, Rockford Files



Barbara Billingsley
December 22, 1915 – October 16, 2010
Actress/American Television Icon, 'June Cleaver', Leave it To Beaver; Airplane!


Tom Bosley
October 1, 1927 - October 19, 2010
Actor, 'Mr. C.', Happy Days

 


Bob Gucionne
December 17, 1930 – October 20, 2010
Founder/Publisher Penthouse Magazine

 

Sparky Anderson
February 22, 1934 – November 4, 2010
Champion Baseball Baseball Manager, Founder, Big Red Machine



Leslie "I'm Not Joking, And Don't Call Me Shirley" Nielson
February 11, 1926 – November 28, 2010
Actor



Jill Clayburgh
April 30, 1944 – November 5, 2010
Actress, Silver Streak, An Unmarried Woman



Bob Feller,
November 3, 1918 – December 15, 2010
Baseball Pitcher, Nicknamed "The Heater from Van Meter", "Bullet Bob" and "Rapid Robert" For His No-Shit Chin Music Approach to Pitching.

"Dandy" Don Meredith
April 10, 1938 – December 5, 2010
Quarterback, Dallas Cowboys, Broadcaster, Lipton Tea Promoter

 

2009 OBITUARIES

Pat Hingle
July 19, 1924 - January 3, 2009
American Actor

 

 

Patrick McGoohan
March 19, 1928 - January 13, 2009
Irish Actor

Ricardo "Fantasy Island" Montalbán
November 25, 1920 – January 14, 2009
Actor

 

 

Billy Powell
June 3, 1952 - January 28, 2009
Keyboardist; Lynyrd Skynyrd

James "Miracle-Gro" Whitmore
October 1, 1921 – February 6, 2009
American Actor

 

Paul "The Rest Of The Story" Harvey
September 4, 1918 - February 28, 2009
Legendary Broadcaster

 

 

Ronald Silver
July 2, 1946 - March 15, 2009
American Actor, Director, Producer and Political Activist

 

 

Nick Adenhart
August 24, 1986 - April 9, 2009
Professional Baseball Player

 

 

Bea Arthur
May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009
Actress; Maude, Golden Girls

Jack Kemp
July 13, 1935 – May 2, 2009
Athlete, Politician

Dom DeLuise
August 1, 1933 - May 4, 2009
Entertainer/Chef

 

 

 

David "Kung Fu" Carradine,
December 8, 1936 – June 3, 2009
Actor

 

Darrell Shifty Powers
March 13, 1923 – June 17, 2009
Warrior/Patriot/Author: We Who Are Alive and Remain: Untold Stories From the Band of Brothers

 

 

Mikey "Jesus Juice" Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
Musician, Pedophile
Psst. It's safe for the children now.

 


Farrah Fawcett
February 2, 1947 – June 25, 2009
Don't Really Know What She Did, But She Always Looked Good Doing...Whatever.




Ed "Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" McMahon
March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009
Sidekick
/Pitchman/Tonight Show Announcer

 

Billy Mays
July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009
Hyperactive TV Pitchman

 

 

Karl "Don't Leave Home Without It" Malden
March 22, 1912 – July 1, 2009
Actor

Les Paul
June 9, 1915 – August 12, 2009
American Innovator/Guitarist

 

Robert Novak
February 26, 1931 – August 18, 2009
Journalist, Pitbull

 

 

Teddy Kennedy
February 22, 1932 – August 25, 2009
Legendary Swimmer

 

 

Dominick Dunne
October 29, 1925 - August 26, 2009
Writer

Patrick Swayze
August 18, 1952 - Sep 14, 2009
Thespian

 

 

"Captain" Lou Albano
July 29, 1933 - October 14, 2009
Wrestler/Promoter/Actor

 

 

Soupy Sales
January 8, 1926 – October 22, 2009
Entertainer


2008 OBITUARIES

Carl Karcher
January 16, 1917 - January 11, 2008
Burger Wrangling Capitalist

Sir Edmund "I Bagged Mount Everest First" Hillary
July 20, 1919 - January 11, 2008
Mountaineering Trailblazer


Johnny Grant
May 9, 1923 – January 9, 2008
Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood


Heath Ledger
April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008
Aussie Thespian


William F. Buckley, Jr.
November 24, 1925 – February 27, 2008
Conservative Icon, Founder, National Review


The Reagan Revolution
1980 - ???
Undeniably American

Ron Leavitt
November 7, 1947 – February 10, 2008
Co-creator, "Married With Children"



Jeff Healey
March 25, 1966 – March 2, 2008
Guitar virtuoso

Charlton "Moses" Heston
October 4, 1923 – April 5, 2008
American Icon


Richard Widmark
December 26, 1914 – March 24, 2008
Thespian

Sir Arthur C. "2001: A Space Odyssey" Clarke
16 December 1917–19 March 2008
Literary giant

Harvey "Blazing Saddles" Korman
February 15, 1927 – May 29, 2008
Comedian

Eddie Arnold
May 15, 1918 – May 8, 2008
Musician

Dick "Laugh-In" Martin
January 30, 1922 – May 24, 2008
Comedian


Irvine "31 Flavors" Robbins
December 6, 1917 – May 5, 2008
Capitalist
/ Co-Founder, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Outlets

Tim "Meet The Press" Russert
May 7, 1950 – June 13, 2008
Journalist


Cyd Charisse
March 8, 1922 – June 17, 2008
Dancer


George "Be Excellent to Each Other" Carlin
May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Comedian

 

Larry "Bozo The Clown" Harmon
January 2, 1925 – July 3, 2008
Entertainer / Producer

Bobby Murcer
May 20, 1946 – July 12, 2008
Baseball Player

Tony Snow
June 1, 1955 – July 12, 2008
Broadcast Journalist/White House Press Secretary

 

Bernie Mac
October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008
Comedian

Isaac "Shaft" Hayes
August 20, 1942– August 10, 2008
Musician

 

Paul "Cool Hand Luke" Newman
January 26, 1925 – September 26, 2008
Actor, Philanthropist, Owner Of Blazing Blue Eyes

 

Richard Wright
28 July 1943 – 15 September 2008
Musician, Pink Floyd

George Putnam
July 14, 1914 – September 12, 2008
Talk Show Host, Proud American


Beverly "B Movie" Garland
October 29, 1926 - December 5, 2008
Thespian

Nina Foch
April 20, 1924 - December 5, 2008
Thespian

Bettie Page
April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008
Trailblazing Pinup Gal


2007 OBITUARIES

Yvonne "Lily Munster" De Carlo
September 1, 1922 – January 8, 2007
Actress


Carlo "Sophia Loren Slept Here" Ponti
11 December 1912 – 10 January 2007
Film maker

Denny "Papa" Doherty
November 29, 1940 – January 19, 2007
Singer
, Songwriter, Mamas And The Papas

Art Buchwald
October 20, 1925 – January 17, 2007
Writer/Columnist


Barbaro
April 29, 2003 – January 29, 2007
Kentucky Derby Winner



Roscoe Lee Brown
May 2, 1925 – April 11, 2007
Actor


Kurt "Breakfast Of Champions" Vonnegut
November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007
Author

Brad Delp
June 12, 1951 – March 9, 2007
Lead Singer of Boston



Mike Nifong's Credibility
Pete Rosed His Career

Lady Bird Johnson
December 22, 1912 – July 11, 2007
Former First Lady


American Citizenship
Murder Victim


Don Ho
August 13, 1930 – April 14, 2007
Hawaiian Entertainment Icon



Tom Poston
October 17, 1921 – April 30, 2007
Actor


Boris Yeltsin
February 1, 1931 – April 23, 2007
Ruskie, Vodka Sponge



Jerry Falwell
August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007
Televangeli$t


Tom "The Late Show" Snyder
May 12, 1936 - July 29, 2007
Broadcaster

Ingmar Bergman
July 14, 1918 – July 30, 2007
Filmmaker

Bill Walsh
November 30, 1931 – July 30, 2007
Championship Caliber Football Coach/Genius

Tammy Faye Messner
March 7, 1942 – July 20, 2007
Former Televangeli$t, Chronic Cosmetics Abuser


Merv "Jeopardy!" Griffin
July 6, 1925 – August 12, 2007
Entertainer/Game Show Producer

Richard Jewell
December 17, 1962 – August 29, 2007
American Hero, 1996 Summer Olympics, Atlanta


Phil "Holy Cow" Ruzzuto
September 25, 1917 – August 13, 2007
Hall of Fame Shortstop


Leona "The Queen Of Mean" Helmsley
July 4, 1920 – August 20, 2007
Hotelier, One Serious Bitch



Luciano Pavarotti
October 12, 1935 – September 6, 2007
Italian Tenor


Marcel Marceau
22 March 1923 – 22 September 2007
Performance "Artist"

Norman Mailer
January 31, 1923 – November 10, 2007
Author

Deborah "The King And I" Kerr
30 September 1921 – 16 October 2007
Actress

Joey "Rat Pack" Bishop
February 3, 1918 – October 17, 2007
Entertainer


Evel Knievel
October 17, 1938 – November 30, 2007
Daredevil, Crash Test Dummy


Dan Fogelberg
August 13, 1951 – December 16, 2007
Singer/Songwriter

Ike Turner
November 5, 1931 – December 12, 2007
Singer/Songwriter


Jordan's Jugs

2006 OBITUARIES

USC's Unbeaten Steak.
Hook 'Em Horns
.


Lou Rawls
December 1, 1933 – January 6, 2006
Grammy Winning Singer


Wilson "Mustang Sally" Pickett
March 18, 1941 – January 19, 2006
Singer


Shelly Winters
August 18, 1920 – January 14, 2006
Actress

Coretta Scott King
April 27, 1927 – January 30, 2006
Ethnocrat Activist

Al "Grandpa" Lewis
April 30, 1923 – February 3, 2006
Actor / Grassroots Politician

Andreas "G'Kar" Katsulas
May 18, 1946 – February 13, 2006
Actor

Peter "Jaws" Benchley
May 8, 1940 – February 11, 2006
Author



Curt Gowdy
July 31, 1919 – February 20, 2006
Sportscaster


Don "Barney Fife" Knotts
July 21, 1924 – February 24, 2006
Actor / Synoymous With Inept, Overzealous Tin Stars


Darren "Night Stalker" McGavin
May 7, 1922 – February 25, 2006
Actor

Dennis "Chester" Weaver
June 4, 1924 – February 24, 2006
Actor
/Greeniac

Kirby Puckett
March 14, 1960 – March 6, 2006
Hall of Fame Baseball Player

Floyd Patterson
January 4, 1935 – May 11, 2006
World Class Boxer


Slobodan Milosevic
Ethnic Cleansing Dictator

Maureen Stapleton
June 21, 1925 – March 13, 2006
Actress

Buck "Hee Haw" Owens
Aug. 12, 1929 - March 25, 2006
Singer


Gordon "Shaft" Parks
November 30, 1912 – March 7, 2006
Photographer, Film Director

Paul Gleason
May 4, 1939 – May 27, 2006
Actor (Breakfast Club) / Inspired Principal Skinner Character


Lloyd Bentsen
February 11, 1921 – May 23, 2006
Politician


Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
October 30, 1966 – Who The Hell Cares, He's DEAD!!!
Terrorist Scumbag

Viola Elder
July 2, 1924 June 12, 2006
An Exceptional Lady / Mother Of Larry Elder

Gregory C. Crowley
November 17, 1958 - June 12, 2006
Brother And Huge Influence Of PIG's Founder

Aaron "T & A" Spelling
April 22, 1923 – June 23, 2006
TV Producer

Red Buttons
April 22, 1923 – June 23, 2006
Actor / Attributed With Saying, "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

Mickey Spillane
March 9, 1918 – July 17, 2006
Mystery Writer



Glenn Ford
May 1, 1916 – August 30, 2006
Actor

Mike Douglas
August 11, 1925 – August 11, 2006
TV Talk Show Host


Red Auerbach
September 20, 1917 – October 28, 2006
Cigar Chomping Laker-Killing Boston Celtic Coach / GM


James Van Allen
September 7, 1914 – August 9, 2006
Space Physicist


Sam Neely
Aug 22, 1948 - July 19, 2006
Singer/Songwriter

Steve Irwin
February 22, 1962 – September 4, 2006
Croc Wrangler


Jane Wyatt
August 12, 1910 – October 20, 2006
Actress

Freddy Fender
June 4, 1937 – October 14, 2006
Country Crooner



Gerry "If They're Old Enough To Pee, They're Old Enough For Me" Studds
May 12, 1937 – October 14, 2006
GLAAD-BAG Politician

Buck O'Neil
November 13, 1911 – October 6, 2006
Negro League Baseballer

2005 OBITUARIES

Johnny "THE KING OF LATE NIGHT" Carson
October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005
Legendary Talk Show Host


John "Dean Wormer" Vernon
February 24, 1932 - February 1, 2005
Actor, Now in the Double Secret Probation Afterlife

Max "KO" Schmeling
1905-2005
German Boxing Heavyweight Champ

Ossie Davis
December 18, 1917 – February 4, 2005
Actor

Dr. Gene 'God's Screamer' Scott
August 14, 1929 - February 21, 2005
Televangelist


Sandra 'Professional Virgin' Dee
April 23, 1942 - February 20, 2005
Actress


Hunter S. Thompson
July 18, 1937 – February 20, 2005
Writer / Cultural Icon / Founder, Gonzo Journalism


Arthur "Marilyn Monroe Slept Here" Miller
October 17, 1915 – February 10, 2005
American Playwright

John "Blarney-Mobile" DeLorean
January 6, 1925 – March 19, 2005
Reputed Drug Trafficker, Dastardly Capitalist


Terri "Sean Hannity's Gravy Train, Jeb Bush's Waterloo, Greta Van Susteren's Bonanza, So Much For Limited Government, Media Feeding Frenzy" Shiavo
December 3, 1963 – March 31, 2005
RIP

Johnnie "If it Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit" Cochran
October 2, 1937 – March 29, 2005
Lawyer/Ringleader O.J.'s Dream Team


Frank Perdue
May 9, 1920 – March 31, 2005
Chicken Czar

Pope John Paul II
18 May 1920 – 2 April 2005
Catholic Kingpin


Rainier Louis Henri Maxence Bertrand de "I Bagged Grace Kelly" Grimaldi
31 May 1923 – 6 April 2005
Prince of Monaco

Saul Bellow
June 10, 1915 – April 5, 2005
American Novelist

Andrea "I'm Too Ugly For Barnyard Porn" Dworkin
September 26, 1946 – April 9, 2005
Feminazi


Mason "With A Name Like Smuckers, It Has To be Good" Adams
February 26, 1919 – April 26, 2005
Actor

Frank "The Riddler" Gorshin
April 5, 1933 - May 17, 2005
Actor


Eddie "Green Acres" Albert
April 22, 1906 – May 26, 2005
Actor

Henry "Yabba Dabba Doo" Cordon
1919-2005
Voice of Fred Flinstone


Luther Vandross
April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005
R & B Singer / Songwriter / Producer

Anne "Mrs. Robinson" Bancroft
September 17, 1931 – June 6, 2005
Actress


James "Who Am I? Why Am I here?" Stockdale
December 23, 1923–July 5, 2005
Admiral, U.S. Navy; Vice Presidential Candidate


James "Beam Me Up Scotty" Doohan
March 3, 1920 – July 20, 2005
Actor, Star Trek

Peter Jennings
July 29, 1938 – August 7, 2005
Canadian Born Newscaster - ABC Evening News


William "Here Comes The Judge" Rehnquist
October 1, 1924 – September 3, 2005
Chief Justice Supreme Court

Bob "Little Buddy" Denver
January 9, 1935 – September 2, 2005
Actor, First Mate


Nipsey Russell
September 15, 1918 – October 2, 2005
Entertainer, Poet


Don "Agent 86" Adams
April 13, 1923 – September 25, 2005
Actor
/ CONTROL Agent Maxwell Smart


Rosa "You Sit In The Back Of The Bus" Parks
February 4, 1913 – October 24, 2005
Activist

Pat "Wax On, Wax Off" Morita
June 28, 1932 – November 24, 2005
Actor


Stan "Tookie" Williams
December 29, 1953 – December 13, 2005
Unrepentant, Gang-Banging, Murdering Convict


Richard "Oh Shit, I Really AM Dead! " Pryor
December 1, 1940–December 10, 2005
Comedian, Human Match Stick

2004 OBITUARIES

Tug "...I Never Smoked Astroturf" McGraw
August 30, 1944 – January 5, 2004
Baseball Player/Party Animal


Alistair "Masterpiece Theater" Cooke
November 20, 1908 – March 30, 2004
Author/Producer

John Henry "I Stuck My Immortal Father's Head In the Icebox" Williams
August 27, 1968 – March 6, 2004
Wannabe Baseball Player/Son Of Ted Williams

Pat "I'll Take A Pay Cut To Kill Terrorist Assholes And Serve My Country" Tillman
November 6, 1976 – April 22, 2004
Footballer/Terrorist Exterminator



Elmer Bernstein
April 4, 1922 - 18 August 2004
Award Winning Composer

Fay "King Kong" Wray
September 15, 1907 – August 8, 2004
Actres

Julia "Pass The Brewski" Child
August 15, 1912 – August 13, 2004
Amazonian Celebrity Gourmet Chef(Ette)

Rick "Super-Sex-Slave-Freak" James
February 1, 1948 – August 6, 2004
Musician / Convicted Pervert



Johnny "I've Needed A Haircut Since 1978" Ramone
October 8, 1948 – September 15, 2004
Musician

Janet "Psycho Shower Scene Babe" Leigh
July 6, 1927 – October 3, 2004
Actress


Reggie White
December 19, 1961 – December 26, 2004
Footballer/Minister

Rodney " I Get No Respect" Dangerfield
November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004
Comedian



John D. Barrymore
1932 - 2004
Actor

Johnny Oates
January 21, 1946 – December 24, 2004
Baseball Manager

Christopher "Superman" Reeve
September 25, 1952 — October 10, 2004
Good Actor/Bad Equestrian


Arthur "Airport" Hailey
April 5, 1920 – November 24, 2004
Author

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott
August 20, 1966 - December 8, 2004
Guitarist


Carrie "The Mad Housewife" Snodgress
October 27, 1946 - April 1, 2004
Actress

Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch
June 17, 1923 – January 28, 2004
Footballer


Susan Sontag
January 16, 1933 – December 28, 2004
NO-NAD Author

Jerry 'Wisecracker" Orbach
October 20, 1935 – December 28, 2004
Actor, Law and Order


Richard "Say Cheese" Avedon
May 15, 1923 – October 1, 2004
Photographer

Yasser "Yeah, It's A Dish Rag" Arafat
August 24, 1929 – November 11, 2004
Nobel Winning Terrorist


Alan King
December 26, 1927 – May 9, 2004
Pissed Off Comedian

Ken "Crackpipe" Caminiti
April 21, 1963 – October 10, 2004
Baseball Player / Steroid User


Paul "Don't Play With Matches" 'Red' Adair
June 18, 1915 – August 7, 2004
Oil Well Fire Fighter

Isabel "Weezie" Sanford
August 29, 1917 - July 9, 2004
Actress


Estee "I Can Make Tammy Faye Look Presentable For The Public" Lauder
July 1, 1906 – April 24, 2004
Cosmetician

Ray "Hit The Road, Jack " Charles
September 23, 1930 – June 10, 2004
Musician


Tony "Felix Unger " Randall
February 26, 1920 – May 17, 2004
Actor

Ronald "The Great Communicator " Reagan
February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004
Actor/Governor/President of the U.S./Gipper



Peter "Pass The Pork Chops" Ustinov
16 April 1921 – 28 March 2004
Actor

Bob "I Hate Mr. Green Jeans" Keeshan
June 27, 1927 – January 23, 2004
Children's TV Show Host aka Captain Kangaroo


Marge "Zeig Heil" Schott
August 18, 1928 – March 2, 2004
Former Owner, Cincinnati Reds Baseball Team

Marlon "Make 'Em an Offer They Can't Refuse" Brando
April 3, 1924 – July 1, 2004
Actor / Eater
 
 
 
 
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Etta James
January 25, 1938 – January 20, 2012
Singer


Joe Paterno
December 21, 1926 – January 22, 2012
Hall Of Fame Shame Football Coach, Penn State


Robert Hegyes
May 7, 1951 – January 26, 2012
Actor, 'Welcome Back, Kotter'


Don Cornelius
September 27, 1936 – February 1, 2012
Creator, 'Soul Train'


Angelo Dundee
August 30, 1921 – February 1, 2012
Boxing Trainer. Clients include Muhammed Ali, George Foreman, Sugar Ray Leonard


Whitney Houston
August 9, 1963 – February 11, 2012
Award Winning Singer

 

Andrew Breitbart
February 1, 1969 – March 1, 2012
Author/Editor/Publisher/Commentator

 

Ronnie Montrose
November 29, 1947 – March 3, 2012
Rock Guiarist

 

Earl Scruggs
January 6, 1924 – March 28, 2012
Bluegrass, Banjo/Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song



Thomas Kinkade
January 19, 1958 – April 6, 2012
World Renowned Artist, 'Painter Of Light'

 

Mike Wallace
May 9, 1918 – April 7, 2012
Journalist, Interviewer, 60 Minutes

 

Dick Clark
November 30, 1929 – April 18, 2012
TV Host, American Bandstand, New Yeras Rockin' Eve

 

Levon Helm
May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012
Multi Talented Musician/The Band

 

Junior Seau
January 19, 1969 – May 2, 2012
Hard Hitting All-Pro Linebacker

 

George Goober' Lindsey
December 17, 1928 – May 6, 2012
Actor/Comedian, Andy Griffith, Hee Haw

 

Maurice Sendak
June 10, 1928 – May 8, 2012
Author/Illustrator, 'Where The Wild Things Are'

 

Vidal Sassoon
January 17, 1928 – May 9, 2012
Trendsetting Hair Stylist

 

Carroll Hall Shelby
January 11, 1923 – May 10, 2012
American Auto Designer, Racer, Entrepeneur

 

Donald “Duck” Dunn
November 24, 1941 – May 13, 2012
American Musician

 

Donna Summer
December 31, 1948 – May 17, 2012
Musician, Disco Diva

 

Robin Gibb
December 22, 1949 – 20 May 20, 2012
Musician, The Bee Gees

 

Richard Dawson
November 20, 1932 – June 2, 2012
British Born Actor, Game Show Host

 

Ray Bradbury
August 22, 1920 – June 5, 2012
Science Fiction Writer, Farenheit 451,The Martian Chronicles

 

Bob Welch
August 31, 1945 – June 7, 2012
American Guitarist

 

LeRoy Neiman
June 8, 1921 – June 20, 2012
Prolific American Painter Specializing In Sporting Events

 

Sergio Pininfarina,
September 8, 1926 – July 3, 2012
Italian Auto Designer/Ferrari, Maserati, Afla Romeo, Fiat

 

Andy Griffith
June 1, 1926 – July 3, 2012
American Actor

 

Celeste Holm
April 29, 1917 – July 15, 2012
Award Winning Actress

 

Ernest Borgnine
January 24, 1917 – July 8, 2012
Actor: McHale's Navy, Marty

 

Sally Ride, Astronaut
May 26, 1951 – July 23, 2012
American Physicist, Astronaut, Y-Naut

 

Chad Everett
June 11, 1936 – July 24, 2012
Actor: Medical Center



Sherman Hemsley
February 1, 1938 – July 24, 2012
Actor: The Jeffersons, Amen

 

Gore Vidal
October 3, 1925 – July 31, 2012
American Author

 

Marvin Hamlisch
June 2, 1944 – August 6, 2012
American Composer


Helen Gurley Brown
February 18, 1922 – August 13, 2012
Editor/Publisher, Cosmopolitan Magazine

 

Johnny Pesky
February 27, 1919 – August 13, 2012
Baseball player, coach, announcer

 

Ron Palillo, Actor
April 2, 1949 – August 14, 2012
Actor aka Arnold Horsehack, "Welcome Back Kotter"

 

Scott McKenzie
January 10, 1939 – August 18, 2012
Musician, "San Francisco"

 

Phyllis Diller,
July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012
Colorful Comedienne

 

Neil Armstrong
Legendary Space Cowboy August 5, 1930 – August 25, 2012

 

 

Michael Clarke Duncan
December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012
Actor, The Green Mile

 

 

2011 OBITUARIES

Major Richard 'Dick' Winters
January 21, 1918 – January 2, 2011
American Hero and Warrior, Inspiration For Character In Band Of Brothers.
*Publisher's Note: Just Google Him. What Are You Waiting For?


Anne Francis
September 16, 1930 – January 2, 2011
Actress

 

Gerry Rafferty
April
16, 1947 – January 4, 2011
Musician

 

Peter Yates
July 24, 1929– January 9, 2011
British Film Director: Bullit; Breaking Awa
y

 

David Nelson
October 24, 1936 – January 11, 2011
Actor: The Adventures Of Ozzie And Harriet



Don Kirshner
April 17, 1934 – January 17, 2011
Music Producer, Promoter, Creator Of The Monkees And Don Kirshner's Rock Concert

 

Jack Lalanne
September 26, 1914 – January 23, 2011
Health And Fitness Guru, All Around He-Man And Epitome of Clean Living


Jane Russell
June 21, 1921 – February 28, 2011
Actress, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Outlaw



Elizabeth Taylor
October 24, 1936 – March 23, 2011
Actress, Husband And Jewelry Collector: Cleopatra,
Giant

 

Osama bin Laden
March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011
Shark Snack

 

Seve Ballesteros
April 9, 1957 – May 7, 2011
Golfer

 

'Hammerin' Harmon Killebrew
June 29, 1936 – May 17, 2011
Hall Of Fame Baseball Player

 

Randy "Macho Man" Savage
November 15, 1952 – May 20, 2011
Professional Wrestler, Slim Jim Slinger, "Ooooh Yeah!"

 

Jeff Conaway
October 5, 1950 – May 27, 2011
Actor, Taxi, Grease

 

James Arness
May 26, 1923 – June 3, 2011
Actor, Gunsmoke, Marshal Matt Dillon

 

Clarence 'The Big Man' Clemons
January 11, 1942 – June 18, 2011
Musician, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band

 

Peter Falk
September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011
Actor, Columbo



Dick Williams
May 7, 1929 – July 7, 2011
Hall Of Fame Baseballer

 

Betty Ford
April 8, 1918 – July 8, 2011
Former First Lady, Founder - Betty Ford Clinic



Sherwood Schwartz
November 14, 1916 – July 12, 2011
TV Producer, Creator Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch

 

Amy Winehouse
September 14, 1983 – July 23, 2011
Overhyped Alleged Musician, Chronic Rehab Frequent Flyer




Joey Vento
1939-2011
Owner, Geno's Steaks, Philadelphia
Claim To Fame: Posting An 'English Only' sign in his eatery

Bubba Smith
February 28, 1945 – August 3, 2011
Hall
of Fame Footballer, Actor

 


Cliff Robertson
September 9, 1923 – September 10, 2011
Actor

 

Steve Jobs
February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011
Trailblazing Co-Founder of Apple Computer, Pixar Studios, I-Phones, I-Pads

 

Smokin' Joe Frazier
January 12, 1944 – November 7, 2011
Heavyweight Champion Boxer



Harry Morgan
April 10, 1915 – December 7, 2011
Actor, M*A*S*H, Dragnet


2010 OBITUARIES

Art "I'm Gumby, Dammit!" Clokey
October 12, 1921- January 8, 2010
Creator of Gumby, Stop Motion Animation Pioneer

 

Teddy Pendergrass
March 26,1950 - January 13, 2010
American R&B Artist

Pernell "Adam Cartwright" Roberts
May 18, 1928 – January 24, 2010
American Actor

 

J.D. Salinger
January 1, 1919 – January 27, 2010
Author, "Catcher In The Rye"

John "Cut And Run" Murtha
June 17, 1932 - February 8, 2010
Congressional Rat Bastard Sellout

 

Corey Haim
December 23, 1971 - March 10, 2010
Actor, The Lost Boys

Merlin "Father Murphy" Olsen
September 15, 1940 - March 11, 2010
Pro Bowl Football Player, Actor

 

Peter "Joey, Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?" Graves
March 18, 1926 - March 14, 2010
Actor, Mission: Impossible, Airplane!

Fess "Davey Crockett" Parker
August 16, 1924 - March 18, 2010
Actor/Vintner

 

United States Of America
July 04, 1776 - March 21, 2010
Former Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave, 'We The People' and Your Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness Doesn't Mean Squat Anymore

The following are excerpts from recent PIG posts:

On March 21, 2010, a militantly Marxist Demoncrat majority in Congress ended the American experiment in inalienable individual liberty. Ignoring vociferous opposition from We the People, they razed the shining city on the hill and replaced it with an American gulag. Lady Liberty’s torch was melted down in the hellish fires of the Capitol Hill forge which was working around the clock to produce enough shackles for each and every one of We the People.

Consent of the governed? Gone.

A government of, by, and for, the people? Gone.

A nation conceived in liberty? Gone.

‘We hold these truths’? Gone.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Gone.

A representative republic?

- Hambo, Top Story March 23, 2010

From Our PIG Pen/Forum:

HELLth Care And The Death Of America.

United States of America
b. July 4, 1776

d. March 21, 2010

We survived George III's attempts to control us. As well as 1812.

We survived the Barbary Coast Pirates and and their Jihad spewing progeny the Taliban and Al Quaeda.

We survived the Whiskey Rebellion and other internal Redneck assaults including Timothy McVey.

We survived the American Civil War (although that's really a matter of opinion)

We survived numerous European challenges to the Monroe Doctrine.

We survived Kaiser Wilhelm and the Sauerkraut Posse.

We survived the Great Depression.

We survived The Three Stooges . . . Adolf, Benito, and Hideki.

We survived the Cold War against Stalin, Kruschev and the others.

We survived Noriega, Saddam Hussein, Bill Clinton and other assorted assholes.

But America met it's match by voting a bunch of scum-sucking, liberal, retard, entitled whiners into office who want to now change the name of our once powerful and charismatic nation to the United States of BOHICA (Bend Over Here It Comes Again!)

Signed,

A Victim Of Rape On A National Level

Robert "I Spy" Culp
August 16, 1930 - March 24, 2010
American Actor

 

Lynn Redgrave
March 8, 1943 - May 2, 2010
British Actress

 

Lena Horne
June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010
American Singer, Actress

 

Frank Frazetta
February 9, 1928 – May 10, 2010
Fantasy Artist

 

Ronnie James Dio
July 10, 1942 – May 16, 2010
Heavy Metal Vocalist, Black Sabbath, Rainbow



Art Linkletter
July 17, 1912 – May 26, 2010
Radio/Television Personality, 'Kids Say The Darndest Things"


Gary "Whatchutalkinabout" Coleman
February 8, 1968 – May 28, 2010
Actor, Diff'rent Strokes



Dennis Hopper
May 17, 1936 – May 29, 2010
Actor/Director, Easy Rider, Hoosiers



John "The Wizard Of Westwood" Wooden
October 14, 1910 – June 4, 2010
Basketball Coach, Motivator

 

Jimmy Dean
August 10, 1928 – June 13, 2010
Singer, Sausage Slinger

 

Manute Bol
October 16, 1962 – June 19, 2010
NBA Star

 

Robert "KKK" Byrd
November 20, 1917 – June 28, 2010
Total Waste Of Time

 

Arnold Friberg
December 21, 1913 – July 1, 2010
American Illustrator

 

George Steinbrenner
July 4, 1930 – July 13, 2010
Baseball Magnate, Boss From Hell



John Callahan
February 5, 1951 – July 24, 2010
Quadrapalegic, Way Politically Incorrect Cartoonist

 

Patricia Neal
January 20, 1926 – August 8, 2010
Award Winning Actress

 

Bobby "Shot Heard 'Round The World" Thompson
October 25, 1923 – August 16, 2010
Baseball Player

 

Paul Conrad
June 27, 1924 – September 4, 2010
Pulitzer Winning Editorial Cartoonist

 

Leonard Skinner
January 11, 1933 – September 20, 2010
Gym Teacher Whose Name Inspired Rock Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Greg Giraldo
December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010
Stand Up Comedian, Actor, Best Known For Comedy Central Celebrity Roasts

 

Tony Curtis
June 3, 1925 – September 29, 2010
Actor, Spartacus, Some Like It Hot, Operation Petticoat, Houdini, Flinstones

 

Stephen J. Cannell
February 5, 1941 – September 30, 2010
Writer, TV Producer - The A-Team, Rockford Files



Barbara Billingsley
December 22, 1915 – October 16, 2010
Actress/American Television Icon, 'June Cleaver', Leave it To Beaver; Airplane!


Tom Bosley
October 1, 1927 - October 19, 2010
Actor, 'Mr. C.', Happy Days

 


Bob Gucionne
December 17, 1930 – October 20, 2010
Founder/Publisher Penthouse Magazine

 

Sparky Anderson
February 22, 1934 – November 4, 2010
Champion Baseball Baseball Manager, Founder, Big Red Machine



Leslie "I'm Not Joking, And Don't Call Me Shirley" Nielson
February 11, 1926 – November 28, 2010
Actor



Jill Clayburgh
April 30, 1944 – November 5, 2010
Actress, Silver Streak, An Unmarried Woman



Bob Feller,
November 3, 1918 – December 15, 2010
Baseball Pitcher, Nicknamed "The Heater from Van Meter", "Bullet Bob" and "Rapid Robert" For His No-Shit Chin Music Approach to Pitching.

"Dandy" Don Meredith
April 10, 1938 – December 5, 2010
Quarterback, Dallas Cowboys, Broadcaster, Lipton Tea Promoter

 

2009 OBITUARIES

Pat Hingle
July 19, 1924 - January 3, 2009
American Actor

 

 

Patrick McGoohan
March 19, 1928 - January 13, 2009
Irish Actor

Ricardo "Fantasy Island" Montalbán
November 25, 1920 – January 14, 2009
Actor

 

 

Billy Powell
June 3, 1952 - January 28, 2009
Keyboardist; Lynyrd Skynyrd

James "Miracle-Gro" Whitmore
October 1, 1921 – February 6, 2009
American Actor

 

Paul "The Rest Of The Story" Harvey
September 4, 1918 - February 28, 2009
Legendary Broadcaster

 

 

Ronald Silver
July 2, 1946 - March 15, 2009
American Actor, Director, Producer and Political Activist

 

 

Nick Adenhart
August 24, 1986 - April 9, 2009
Professional Baseball Player

 

 

Bea Arthur
May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009
Actress; Maude, Golden Girls

Jack Kemp
July 13, 1935 – May 2, 2009
Athlete, Politician

Dom DeLuise
August 1, 1933 - May 4, 2009
Entertainer/Chef

 

 

 

David "Kung Fu" Carradine,
December 8, 1936 – June 3, 2009
Actor

 

Darrell Shifty Powers
March 13, 1923 – June 17, 2009
Warrior/Patriot/Author: We Who Are Alive and Remain: Untold Stories From the Band of Brothers

 

 

Mikey "Jesus Juice" Jackson
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
Musician, Pedophile
Psst. It's safe for the children now.

 


Farrah Fawcett
February 2, 1947 – June 25, 2009
Don't Really Know What She Did, But She Always Looked Good Doing...Whatever.




Ed "Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" McMahon
March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009
Sidekick
/Pitchman/Tonight Show Announcer

 

Billy Mays
July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009
Hyperactive TV Pitchman

 

 

Karl "Don't Leave Home Without It" Malden
March 22, 1912 – July 1, 2009
Actor

Les Paul
June 9, 1915 – August 12, 2009
American Innovator/Guitarist

 

Robert Novak
February 26, 1931 – August 18, 2009
Journalist, Pitbull

 

 

Teddy Kennedy
February 22, 1932 – August 25, 2009
Legendary Swimmer

 

 

Dominick Dunne
October 29, 1925 - August 26, 2009
Writer

Patrick Swayze
August 18, 1952 - Sep 14, 2009
Thespian

 

 

"Captain" Lou Albano
July 29, 1933 - October 14, 2009
Wrestler/Promoter/Actor

 

 

Soupy Sales
January 8, 1926 – October 22, 2009
Entertainer


2008 OBITUARIES

Carl Karcher
January 16, 1917 - January 11, 2008
Burger Wrangling Capitalist

Sir Edmund "I Bagged Mount Everest First" Hillary
July 20, 1919 - January 11, 2008
Mountaineering Trailblazer


Johnny Grant
May 9, 1923 – January 9, 2008
Unofficial Mayor of Hollywood


Heath Ledger
April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008
Aussie Thespian


William F. Buckley, Jr.
November 24, 1925 – February 27, 2008
Conservative Icon, Founder, National Review


The Reagan Revolution
1980 - ???
Undeniably American

Ron Leavitt
November 7, 1947 – February 10, 2008
Co-creator, "Married With Children"



Jeff Healey
March 25, 1966 – March 2, 2008
Guitar virtuoso

Charlton "Moses" Heston
October 4, 1923 – April 5, 2008
American Icon


Richard Widmark
December 26, 1914 – March 24, 2008
Thespian

Sir Arthur C. "2001: A Space Odyssey" Clarke
16 December 1917–19 March 2008
Literary giant

Harvey "Blazing Saddles" Korman
February 15, 1927 – May 29, 2008
Comedian

Eddie Arnold
May 15, 1918 – May 8, 2008
Musician

Dick "Laugh-In" Martin
January 30, 1922 – May 24, 2008
Comedian


Irvine "31 Flavors" Robbins
December 6, 1917 – May 5, 2008
Capitalist
/ Co-Founder, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Outlets

Tim "Meet The Press" Russert
May 7, 1950 – June 13, 2008
Journalist


Cyd Charisse
March 8, 1922 – June 17, 2008
Dancer


George "Be Excellent to Each Other" Carlin
May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Comedian

 

Larry "Bozo The Clown" Harmon
January 2, 1925 – July 3, 2008
Entertainer / Producer

Bobby Murcer
May 20, 1946 – July 12, 2008
Baseball Player

Tony Snow
June 1, 1955 – July 12, 2008
Broadcast Journalist/White House Press Secretary

 

Bernie Mac
October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008
Comedian

Isaac "Shaft" Hayes
August 20, 1942– August 10, 2008
Musician

 

Paul "Cool Hand Luke" Newman
January 26, 1925 – September 26, 2008
Actor, Philanthropist, Owner Of Blazing Blue Eyes

 

Richard Wright
28 July 1943 – 15 September 2008
Musician, Pink Floyd

George Putnam
July 14, 1914 – September 12, 2008
Talk Show Host, Proud American


Beverly "B Movie" Garland
October 29, 1926 - December 5, 2008
Thespian

Nina Foch
April 20, 1924 - December 5, 2008
Thespian

Bettie Page
April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008
Trailblazing Pinup Gal


2007 OBITUARIES

Yvonne "Lily Munster" De Carlo
September 1, 1922 – January 8, 2007
Actress


Carlo "Sophia Loren Slept Here" Ponti
11 December 1912 – 10 January 2007
Film maker

Denny "Papa" Doherty
November 29, 1940 – January 19, 2007
Singer
, Songwriter, Mamas And The Papas

Art Buchwald
October 20, 1925 – January 17, 2007
Writer/Columnist


Barbaro
April 29, 2003 – January 29, 2007
Kentucky Derby Winner



Roscoe Lee Brown
May 2, 1925 – April 11, 2007
Actor


Kurt "Breakfast Of Champions" Vonnegut
November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007
Author

Brad Delp
June 12, 1951 – March 9, 2007
Lead Singer of Boston



Mike Nifong's Credibility
Pete Rosed His Career

Lady Bird Johnson
December 22, 1912 – July 11, 2007
Former First Lady


American Citizenship
Murder Victim


Don Ho
August 13, 1930 – April 14, 2007
Hawaiian Entertainment Icon



Tom Poston
October 17, 1921 – April 30, 2007
Actor


Boris Yeltsin
February 1, 1931 – April 23, 2007
Ruskie, Vodka Sponge



Jerry Falwell
August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007
Televangeli$t


Tom "The Late Show" Snyder
May 12, 1936 - July 29, 2007
Broadcaster

Ingmar Bergman
July 14, 1918 – July 30, 2007
Filmmaker

Bill Walsh
November 30, 1931 – July 30, 2007
Championship Caliber Football Coach/Genius

Tammy Faye Messner
March 7, 1942 – July 20, 2007
Former Televangeli$t, Chronic Cosmetics Abuser


Merv "Jeopardy!" Griffin
July 6, 1925 – August 12, 2007
Entertainer/Game Show Producer

Richard Jewell
December 17, 1962 – August 29, 2007
American Hero, 1996 Summer Olympics, Atlanta


Phil "Holy Cow" Ruzzuto
September 25, 1917 – August 13, 2007
Hall of Fame Shortstop


Leona "The Queen Of Mean" Helmsley
July 4, 1920 – August 20, 2007
Hotelier, One Serious Bitch



Luciano Pavarotti
October 12, 1935 – September 6, 2007
Italian Tenor


Marcel Marceau
22 March 1923 – 22 September 2007
Performance "Artist"

Norman Mailer
January 31, 1923 – November 10, 2007
Author

Deborah "The King And I" Kerr
30 September 1921 – 16 October 2007
Actress

Joey "Rat Pack" Bishop
February 3, 1918 – October 17, 2007
Entertainer


Evel Knievel
October 17, 1938 – November 30, 2007
Daredevil, Crash Test Dummy


Dan Fogelberg
August 13, 1951 – December 16, 2007
Singer/Songwriter

Ike Turner
November 5, 1931 – December 12, 2007
Singer/Songwriter


Jordan's Jugs

2006 OBITUARIES

USC's Unbeaten Steak.
Hook 'Em Horns
.


Lou Rawls
December 1, 1933 – January 6, 2006
Grammy Winning Singer


Wilson "Mustang Sally" Pickett
March 18, 1941 – January 19, 2006
Singer


Shelly Winters
August 18, 1920 – January 14, 2006
Actress

Coretta Scott King
April 27, 1927 – January 30, 2006
Ethnocrat Activist

Al "Grandpa" Lewis
April 30, 1923 – February 3, 2006
Actor / Grassroots Politician

Andreas "G'Kar" Katsulas
May 18, 1946 – February 13, 2006
Actor

Peter "Jaws" Benchley
May 8, 1940 – February 11, 2006
Author



Curt Gowdy
July 31, 1919 – February 20, 2006
Sportscaster


Don "Barney Fife" Knotts
July 21, 1924 – February 24, 2006
Actor / Synoymous With Inept, Overzealous Tin Stars


Darren "Night Stalker" McGavin
May 7, 1922 – February 25, 2006
Actor

Dennis "Chester" Weaver
June 4, 1924 – February 24, 2006
Actor
/Greeniac

Kirby Puckett
March 14, 1960 – March 6, 2006
Hall of Fame Baseball Player

Floyd Patterson
January 4, 1935 – May 11, 2006
World Class Boxer


Slobodan Milosevic
Ethnic Cleansing Dictator

Maureen Stapleton
June 21, 1925 – March 13, 2006
Actress

Buck "Hee Haw" Owens
Aug. 12, 1929 - March 25, 2006
Singer


Gordon "Shaft" Parks
November 30, 1912 – March 7, 2006
Photographer, Film Director

Paul Gleason
May 4, 1939 – May 27, 2006
Actor (Breakfast Club) / Inspired Principal Skinner Character


Lloyd Bentsen
February 11, 1921 – May 23, 2006
Politician


Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
October 30, 1966 – Who The Hell Cares, He's DEAD!!!
Terrorist Scumbag

Viola Elder
July 2, 1924 June 12, 2006
An Exceptional Lady / Mother Of Larry Elder

Gregory C. Crowley
November 17, 1958 - June 12, 2006
Brother And Huge Influence Of PIG's Founder

Aaron "T & A" Spelling
April 22, 1923 – June 23, 2006
TV Producer

Red Buttons
April 22, 1923 – June 23, 2006
Actor / Attributed With Saying, "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

Mickey Spillane
March 9, 1918 – July 17, 2006
Mystery Writer



Glenn Ford
May 1, 1916 – August 30, 2006
Actor

Mike Douglas
August 11, 1925 – August 11, 2006
TV Talk Show Host


Red Auerbach
September 20, 1917 – October 28, 2006
Cigar Chomping Laker-Killing Boston Celtic Coach / GM


James Van Allen
September 7, 1914 – August 9, 2006
Space Physicist


Sam Neely
Aug 22, 1948 - July 19, 2006
Singer/Songwriter

Steve Irwin
February 22, 1962 – September 4, 2006
Croc Wrangler


Jane Wyatt
August 12, 1910 – October 20, 2006
Actress

Freddy Fender
June 4, 1937 – October 14, 2006
Country Crooner



Gerry "If They're Old Enough To Pee, They're Old Enough For Me" Studds
May 12, 1937 – October 14, 2006
GLAAD-BAG Politician

Buck O'Neil
November 13, 1911 – October 6, 2006
Negro League Baseballer

2005 OBITUARIES

Johnny "THE KING OF LATE NIGHT" Carson
October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005
Legendary Talk Show Host


John "Dean Wormer" Vernon
February 24, 1932 - February 1, 2005
Actor, Now in the Double Secret Probation Afterlife

Max "KO" Schmeling
1905-2005
German Boxing Heavyweight Champ

Ossie Davis
December 18, 1917 – February 4, 2005
Actor

Dr. Gene 'God's Screamer' Scott
August 14, 1929 - February 21, 2005
Televangelist


Sandra 'Professional Virgin' Dee
April 23, 1942 - February 20, 2005
Actress


Hunter S. Thompson
July 18, 1937 – February 20, 2005
Writer / Cultural Icon / Founder, Gonzo Journalism


Arthur "Marilyn Monroe Slept Here" Miller
October 17, 1915 – February 10, 2005
American Playwright

John "Blarney-Mobile" DeLorean
January 6, 1925 – March 19, 2005
Reputed Drug Trafficker, Dastardly Capitalist


Terri "Sean Hannity's Gravy Train, Jeb Bush's Waterloo, Greta Van Susteren's Bonanza, So Much For Limited Government, Media Feeding Frenzy" Shiavo
December 3, 1963 – March 31, 2005
RIP

Johnnie "If it Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit" Cochran
October 2, 1937 – March 29, 2005
Lawyer/Ringleader O.J.'s Dream Team


Frank Perdue
May 9, 1920 – March 31, 2005
Chicken Czar

Pope John Paul II
18 May 1920 – 2 April 2005
Catholic Kingpin


Rainier Louis Henri Maxence Bertrand de "I Bagged Grace Kelly" Grimaldi
31 May 1923 – 6 April 2005
Prince of Monaco

Saul Bellow
June 10, 1915 – April 5, 2005
American Novelist

Andrea "I'm Too Ugly For Barnyard Porn" Dworkin
September 26, 1946 – April 9, 2005
Feminazi


Mason "With A Name Like Smuckers, It Has To be Good" Adams
February 26, 1919 – April 26, 2005
Actor

Frank "The Riddler" Gorshin
April 5, 1933 - May 17, 2005
Actor


Eddie "Green Acres" Albert
April 22, 1906 – May 26, 2005
Actor

Henry "Yabba Dabba Doo" Cordon
1919-2005
Voice of Fred Flinstone


Luther Vandross
April 20, 1951 – July 1, 2005
R & B Singer / Songwriter / Producer

Anne "Mrs. Robinson" Bancroft
September 17, 1931 – June 6, 2005
Actress


James "Who Am I? Why Am I here?" Stockdale
December 23, 1923–July 5, 2005
Admiral, U.S. Navy; Vice Presidential Candidate


James "Beam Me Up Scotty" Doohan
March 3, 1920 – July 20, 2005
Actor, Star Trek

Peter Jennings
July 29, 1938 – August 7, 2005
Canadian Born Newscaster - ABC Evening News


William "Here Comes The Judge" Rehnquist
October 1, 1924 – September 3, 2005
Chief Justice Supreme Court

Bob "Little Buddy" Denver
January 9, 1935 – September 2, 2005
Actor, First Mate


Nipsey Russell
September 15, 1918 – October 2, 2005
Entertainer, Poet


Don "Agent 86" Adams
April 13, 1923 – September 25, 2005
Actor
/ CONTROL Agent Maxwell Smart


Rosa "You Sit In The Back Of The Bus" Parks
February 4, 1913 – October 24, 2005
Activist

Pat "Wax On, Wax Off" Morita
June 28, 1932 – November 24, 2005
Actor


Stan "Tookie" Williams
December 29, 1953 – December 13, 2005
Unrepentant, Gang-Banging, Murdering Convict


Richard "Oh Shit, I Really AM Dead! " Pryor
December 1, 1940–December 10, 2005
Comedian, Human Match Stick

2004 OBITUARIES

Tug "...I Never Smoked Astroturf" McGraw
August 30, 1944 – January 5, 2004
Baseball Player/Party Animal


Alistair "Masterpiece Theater" Cooke
November 20, 1908 – March 30, 2004
Author/Producer

John Henry "I Stuck My Immortal Father's Head In the Icebox" Williams
August 27, 1968 – March 6, 2004
Wannabe Baseball Player/Son Of Ted Williams

Pat "I'll Take A Pay Cut To Kill Terrorist Assholes And Serve My Country" Tillman
November 6, 1976 – April 22, 2004
Footballer/Terrorist Exterminator



Elmer Bernstein
April 4, 1922 - 18 August 2004
Award Winning Composer

Fay "King Kong" Wray
September 15, 1907 – August 8, 2004
Actres

Julia "Pass The Brewski" Child
August 15, 1912 – August 13, 2004
Amazonian Celebrity Gourmet Chef(Ette)

Rick "Super-Sex-Slave-Freak" James
February 1, 1948 – August 6, 2004
Musician / Convicted Pervert



Johnny "I've Needed A Haircut Since 1978" Ramone
October 8, 1948 – September 15, 2004
Musician

Janet "Psycho Shower Scene Babe" Leigh
July 6, 1927 – October 3, 2004
Actress


Reggie White
December 19, 1961 – December 26, 2004
Footballer/Minister

Rodney " I Get No Respect" Dangerfield
November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004
Comedian



John D. Barrymore
1932 - 2004
Actor

Johnny Oates
January 21, 1946 – December 24, 2004
Baseball Manager

Christopher "Superman" Reeve
September 25, 1952 — October 10, 2004
Good Actor/Bad Equestrian


Arthur "Airport" Hailey
April 5, 1920 – November 24, 2004
Author

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott
August 20, 1966 - December 8, 2004
Guitarist


Carrie "The Mad Housewife" Snodgress
October 27, 1946 - April 1, 2004
Actress

Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch
June 17, 1923 – January 28, 2004
Footballer


Susan Sontag
January 16, 1933 – December 28, 2004
NO-NAD Author

Jerry 'Wisecracker" Orbach
October 20, 1935 – December 28, 2004
Actor, Law and Order


Richard "Say Cheese" Avedon
May 15, 1923 – October 1, 2004
Photographer

Yasser "Yeah, It's A Dish Rag" Arafat
August 24, 1929 – November 11, 2004
Nobel Winning Terrorist


Alan King
December 26, 1927 – May 9, 2004
Pissed Off Comedian

Ken "Crackpipe" Caminiti
April 21, 1963 – October 10, 2004
Baseball Player / Steroid User


Paul "Don't Play With Matches" 'Red' Adair
June 18, 1915 – August 7, 2004
Oil Well Fire Fighter

Isabel "Weezie" Sanford
August 29, 1917 - July 9, 2004
Actress


Estee "I Can Make Tammy Faye Look Presentable For The Public" Lauder
July 1, 1906 – April 24, 2004
Cosmetician

Ray "Hit The Road, Jack " Charles
September 23, 1930 – June 10, 2004
Musician


Tony "Felix Unger " Randall
February 26, 1920 – May 17, 2004
Actor

Ronald "The Great Communicator " Reagan
February 6, 1911 – June 5, 2004
Actor/Governor/President of the U.S./Gipper



Peter "Pass The Pork Chops" Ustinov
16 April 1921 – 28 March 2004
Actor

Bob "I Hate Mr. Green Jeans" Keeshan
June 27, 1927 – January 23, 2004
Children's TV Show Host aka Captain Kangaroo


Marge "Zeig Heil" Schott
August 18, 1928 – March 2, 2004
Former Owner, Cincinnati Reds Baseball Team

Marlon "Make 'Em an Offer They Can't Refuse" Brando
April 3, 1924 – July 1, 2004
Actor / Eater
 
 
 
 
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