Southern-Fried Melanin-Enriched Panty Twister
Source: Fox News [03/06/10]

It’s safe to assume that Alabama’s Legislative Black Caucus Ethnocrats aren’t charter members of the Post-Racial America Club. Instead of fixing their eyes on a brighter future, where individual merit trumps race, these Ethnocrats have their eyes fixed on the past: The Selma-Montgomery march in 1965.

Brandishing their Race Cards, they dredged up this painful memory, again, when they learned that Messiah Barry’s Secretary of Educrap, Arne Duncan, was planning to make a pitstop at Robert E. Lee High School in Montgomery:

Alabama's Legislative Black Caucus on Saturday called on U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan to cancel a planned appearance at Robert E. Lee High School in Montgomery.

State Rep. Alvin Holmes said the school and its principal publicly opposed the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and the Selma-Montgomery march in 1965. Holmes said it was "insulting" to King and civil rights protesters that President Barack Obama's top education aide was scheduled to appear at the school Monday.

"If he doesn't cancel, we're going to picket," Holmes told The Associated Press.

Sandra Abrevaya, a spokeswoman for Duncan, said the agency was not aware of the caucus' request and had no immediate comment. Duncan is scheduled to meet with teachers and students at the school and march across the Edmund Pettus Bridge to commemorate the 45th anniversary of "Bloody Sunday," the violent clash between civil rights protesters and state troopers in Selma. (Fox)

With a vested interest in racial disharmony - their livelihood depends on it - these Ethnocrats want no part of a post-racial America where INDIVIDUALS are judged, based on the content of their character, instead of the color of their skin. Why? Because a post-racial America is bad for an Ethnocrat’s business.

Colorado Korrectness
Source: PIG News Wire [03/01/10]

If you’re a charter member of the genderally confused portion of the GLAAD BAAG coalition, and you reside in Colorado Springs, one of your home girls, uh, boys, uh, girl-boys, Nancy-Jo Morris has thrilling news for you. Thanks his, her, hisher, or its transgender activism, the Colorado Springs cops are getting comprehensive training on the dos, don’ts, and WTFs involved when they question, search or detain one of the city’s 75-100 gender bending denizens.

This cross-dressing, gender swapping, adventure got rolling, last year, when Nancy-Jo asked city officials how they were implementing a 2008 dose of Korrectnik legicrap, Senate Bill 200. What’s that? It’s the Nanny State brain fart which added ‘transgender’ to the state’s anti-discrimination laws.

Here, as reported by the Colorado Springs Gazette, is the genderally-confused circle of hell to which Nancy-Jo has condemned the city’s cops:

Over the next month or two, Springs police are required to view and be tested on a 30-minute DVD produced by the training academy.

The training instructs officers that transgender identification is up to the individual. Officers are required to ask individuals if they identify as transgender if their IDs do not match their gender presentations and to use pronouns based on a transgender person’s chosen identity.

Searches are to be conducted by officers with genders matching the transgender person’s preference. Transgender individuals are to be placed in holding cells with the gender they identify with, or, if their safety is at risk, alone.

“It is one thing to have a law on the books. It is another to have it walking the streets,” Morris said. “The police force is working very hard to break down walls.”

Once all officers are trained, the department will put an official transgender policy on the books. That may include a “split search” policy, requiring a female officer to search female parts and a male officer to search male parts on a transgender person if requested. (Gazette)

Split searches? What’s your gender, today? Pronoun roulette? What a steaming load. If I’m a Colorado Springs cop and I stop a tranny with a dozen freshly killed corpses in its ride, I’m going to take a pass and let them off with a warning. Anything else just isn’t worth the trouble.

Is gender bending the equivalent of a get out of jail free card, in Colorado Springs? You better believe it, Sparky.

Tales From The Victimhood
Source: PIG News Wire [02/26/10]

Name Games In Southern Mexifornia
With nothing more pressing on their agenda, some Elected Tormentors put a Korrectnik exclamation point on Black History Month, by changing the name of a local prominence in the Santa Monica Mountains:

For decades, a Santa Monica Mountain peak was named "Negrohead Mountain." Now, the elevation has been rededicated to honor a black pioneer who settled the area 120 years ago.

Now officially designated "Ballard Mountain," a plaque bearing the name of "John Ballard," a former slave who was the first black man to settle in the hills above Malibu, is permanently installed next to Kanan Road's north tunnel near the top of the 2,031-foot volcanic peak. (KTLA)

I’ve never heard of John Ballard, or the Southern Mexifornia prominence which now bears his name, not that it matters. What does matter, to me, is this: why did someone name this Hell-A hill "Negrohead Mountain" in the first place? It would be nice if someone at that Sanctuary City of Angels broadcasting blight - KTLA - shared that essential, historical, tidbit.

Curing What Ails Them
While GLAAD BAAGs are going postal over a 2008 vintage ballot initiative - Prop 8 - none of them have noticed a 43 year old gem in Mexifornia’s rules of engagement which implies a link between pedofile antics and GLAAD BAAGs:

Assembly Bill 2199, is just one of hundreds of bills given birth this week by lawmakers scurrying to meet a Friday deadline for introducing legislation this session.

AB 2199's targeted section, which was placed into law in 1967, requires the Department of Mental Health to "plan, conduct and cause to be conducted scientific research into the causes and cures of sexual deviation, including deviations conducive to sex crimes against children, and the causes and cures of homosexuality, and into methods of identifying potential sex offenders."

It's unclear how seriously the department ever heeded the Legislature's instructions. (Sacramento Bee)

DAMN IT! My top secret Mexifornia source reports that lab coated hooligans are thisclose to finding a cure for those leg-tingling pangs of unrequited lust which make Chris "Take Me Barry" Matthews such a relentlessly colorful bastard. After 43 years on the books, what’s the rush? A few more months is all we need to get ‘er done with The Tingler.

A Dressing Down In J.O.E.
When it comes to creating unnecessary problems, rampaging Brit Korrectniks are second to none. This week, the infuriating Korrectnik insanity is being spawned by some words of wisdom - they call it ‘official guidance’ - from the Brit Equality and Human Rights Commission.

Believe it or not, they’re painting a Korrectnik bull’s-eye on that bane of students’ existence, the mandatory school uniform/dress code. Korrectniks whine that a dress code which requires wenchlets to wear skirts might discriminate against transsexuals, in general, and girls who feel compelled to live as boys in particular.

‘...In a 68-page report on the human rights of transsexuals, the watchdog says that 'requiring pupils to wear gender-specific clothes is potentially unlawful'.

It says that research conducted for its report found that 'pupils born female with gender dysphoria experienced great discomfort being forced to wear stereotypical girls’ clothes — for example a skirt'.

Many schools across the country insist on girls wearing skirts as part of a strict uniform code which they believe maintains good levels of discipline among their pupils.

And although the Commission has threatened to use 'costly legal action' on schools who fail to comply, many are expected to maintain their rule on skirt wearing...’

‘...The guidance has been produced ahead of the Government’s Equality Bill which is likely to come into force this autumn.

The bill, masterminded by Harriet Harman, the Labour deputy leader, makes it a legal requirement for public authorities, including schools, to consider the impact on minority groups of all their policies — including how school uniforms might affect transsexual people.

They must do all they can to ensure transsexual children do not suffer discrimination, or face potential legal sanctions...’ (Daily Mail)

Silly me, I thought a school’s primary function involved instilling knowledge in their young charges. Obviously, such ‘old school’ ideas have no place in J.O.E.’s Educrap establishments.

Psychobabble Update
Source: Daily Mail [02/14/10]

With nothing better to do, the usual, head-shrinking, suspects have foraged in their amply padded butts and pulled out some new synaptic shortcomings. After exploring the updated copy of the shrink’s Tome, the Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the Daily Mail found several gems newsworthy.

If you can’t stop daydreaming, are instinctively passive, and can’t get your brain out of neutral, you’re not a lazy loser. You’re a victim of "Sluggish Cognitive Tempo Disorder".

If you’re the poster punk for temper tantrums, who flies off the handle over anything, everything, you’re not a chronically angry asshole. You’re a victim of "Intermittent Explosive Disorder".

If you’re a Tiger Woods-class horndog who must ‘repeatedly act out their sexual fantasies without any thought for the hurt it may cause others’, you’re not a testosterone poisoned jackass. You’re a victim of "Hypersexuality".

If you couldn’t get your wang ‘up’ and raring to go with a crane and a boatload of Viagra, you’re not a limp-dicked wimp. You’re a victim of "Sexual Arousal Disorder".

There’s even a malady for moral meatheads like Brent Bozell, Donny Wildmon, who get their rocks off by being ‘appalled by pornography and other obscenities’. They aren’t mere "Morality Nazis". They’re now Morality Nazis who are victims of "Absexuality".

It’s refreshing to learn that these psychobabble spewing nitwits haven’t lost their sense of humor.

More Ethnocrat Whining
Source: Neal Boortz’s Blog [02/11/10]

I won’t put words in the talkmaster’s mouth because he’s ready, willing and eager to do his own talking.

It has been a while since Barack Obama's race has come into the picture. There were particular instances during the campaign. For example, referring to Obama's "skinniness" was somehow construed as a racist comment. But it seems that there is a new line that is considered to be racist, at least according to the Charles Hamilton Houston Institute for Race and Justice. Founding director Charles Ogletree says that labeling Obama as a "professor" is a thinly veiled attack on his race.

Where did we last hear someone call Obama a professor? Why that would have been during Sarah Palin's recent address to the Tea Party convention in Nashville. She had a line: "They know we're at war, and to win that war we need a commander in chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern."

Ogletree says ..."The idea is that he's not one of us ... He has these ideas that are left wing, that are socialist, that he's palling around with terrorists -- those were buzzwords, but the reality was they were looking at this president as an African American who was out of place." But Ogletree isn't the only one who believes it to be a race-based comment. Thomas Haskell is a professor at Rice University. He says that he identifies with Obama because "he is an intellectual ... But what does that mean to John Q. Public? I don't know. John Q. Public may be frightened of these people, especially because this particular intellectual is a black."

So there you go. Yet another word to add to the list of labels that make you a racist.

I have a hot flash for Chuckles Ogletree: Chuckles, dude, it’s not now, and never was the color of Barry’s skin that rots my socks. It is, and always has been, the color of his politics: COMMIE RED.

Asinine Racial Bean-Counting
Source: Neal Boortz’ Blog [02/05/10]

Far be it from me to get in the talkmaster’s way when he’s on a roll.

You are going to love the race-pimping in this one. The US official coordinating relief efforts in Haiti is a man by the name of Rajiv Shah. Shah had a meeting the other day with the Congressional Black Caucus.

After the meeting, Rep. John Conyers (a Democrat from Michigan) wrote a letter to Secretary of State asking that Rajiv Shah be demoted.

So what happened? Looks like Rajiv Shah showed up to the meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus and did not have any black staff members in tow. Conyers was outraged and has called for his demotion. He says that the lack of minority staffers would "suggest there are no black people qualified to deal with Haiti."

Let's keep an eye on this race pimp. The next time Congressman Conyers gets on an airplane he should check out the people sitting in the cockpit. If one of them isn't black he should immediately get off the airplane, call a press conference, and start spewing his race pimp bullshit all over the airport.

Unbelievable.

John Conyers is in the hunt for Race Card Retard of the Year.

How Do They Say ‘NIMBY’ in Ruskie?
Source: PIG News Wire [01/29/10]

Moscow’s moonbat mayor, Uri Luzhkov, thrilled Ruskie GLAAD BAAGs spitless, again, when he painted a NIMBY bull’s-eye on a prance-a-thon in his city. If you ever wondered what ‘not no, but hell no’ sounds like in Ruskie-accented English, wonder no more:

The mayor of Moscow, known for his overtly homophobic statements, said Monday that he would never allow a gay pride parade in the city, calling it "Satanic" and saying marchers should be punished.

"A gay parade... cannot be called anything but a Satanic act," Yury Luzhkov told an education conference, quoted by Interfax news agency. "We haven't permitted such a parade and we won't permit it in the future."

Luzhkov called for gay marchers to be punished. "It's high time that we stop propagating nonsense discussions about human rights, and bring to bear on them the full force and justice of the law," he said. (AFP)

Come on, Yuri, tell us what you really think.

GLAAD-BAAG Hissy Fit
Source: PIG News Wire [01/22/10]

This pagan scribbler knows, from his many encounters with hypersensitive dweebs, that a critical mass of chronically offended twerps need a humor transplant, stat. Such hyperventilating goes with the territory, when your humor is infused with a terminally snarky ‘bite’. With that established, I now bring you a thrill-packed adventure in politically incorrect humor.

The scene of this PIG-worthy incorrectness is the University of Notre Dame’s student run newspaper, The Observer. The panty-wadding, hair-incinerating, gem is a certain cartoon which appeared in this student fishwrap:

The cartoon depicts a conversation between two figures that reads:

“What’s the easiest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?"

“No idea.”

“A baseball bat.”

Earlier, the cartoonist, who has not yet been named, posted the original version of the cartoon on his blog. In this version, it shows the punch line as “AIDS” instead of “a baseball bat.” The paper, he claimed, preferred “not to make light of fatal diseases.” (Irish Central Web Site)

Predictably, the funsters at GLAAD (The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) had a major meltdown over the fishwrap’s willingness to ‘promote violence’, declaring both versions of the cartoon "abhorrent". Equally predictable, the student fishwrap’s editor, Jenn Metz, served up a tearful - I wasn’t there to stop them - apology to GLAAD via phone. Just getting started, she posted this prose in her fishwrap:

"The editors of The Observer would like to publicly apologize for the publication of “The Mobile Party” in the Jan. 13 edition. The burden of responsibility ultimately lies on us for allowing it to go to print. There is no excuse that can be given and nothing that can be said to reverse the damage that has already been done by this egregious error in judgment."

"Allowing this cruel and hateful comic a place on our pages disgraced those values and severely hurt members of our Notre Dame family — our classmates, our friends. For this, we sincerely apologize. Unfortunately, the language of hate is an everyday reality in our society.”

Korrectness is alive and well at the University of Notre Dame.

When In Doubt Play The Race Card
Source: Hambo’s Hammer [01/15/10]

Denver Public Schools put considerable thought and planning into all the elements of this year’s Martin Luther King Day festivities. Leaving nothing to chance, they did their research, then announced the lunch menu: southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit. No harm, no foul? It depends on whom you ask.

If you ask chronically offended Ethnocrats - the race card retards who forced the Educrats to apologize for planning such an egregiously insensitive menu - you’ll get this bullcrap:

"When you reduce it to the 'I have a dream' speech and a fried chicken and collard green lunch, you have just destroyed everything that Dr. King stood for," said Vern Howard, chairman of the Martin Luther King Jr. Colorado Holiday Commission.

Denver Public Schools changed the Friday meal to the manager's choice for Friday. Jennifer Holladay, the parent who originally complained about the menu, e-mailed KMGH a statement that said: "I'm confident we'll see stereotype-free menus in the future." (KMGH)

If you ask rational, Melanin-Enriched, adults, you get this dose of sanity:

"To me, I don't see that much wrong with this," said Franklin Stigal, owner of the Afro-Styling Barber Shop. "A lot of people are just griping to be griping."

Chereka Dickerson, who helps run the soul food restaurant Welton Street Café, said the criticisms were over-the-top. "If that's the food that's really associated with black people in America, why not celebrate it instead of trying to make everything negative?" she said.

If you want the inside scoop on this ‘racially insensitive’ meal, this tidbit from the WFSB news item should help you understand how far the Ethnocrats have strayed into the Twilight Zone:

The Houston School District has offered fried chicken and collard greens on Martin Luther King's birthday for years. Last year, in response to questions, they issued the following statement:

"The Food Service Department often runs a promotion in celebration of his birthday. The promotion includes posters and public-address announcements promoting the special meal served in the cafeterias, as well as his message of remembering to celebrate with the spirit of giving back to the community ... 'a day on, not a day off.' A menu committee researches all promotions and has utilized the MLK Center of Atlanta as a resource for information about this famous leader. Elaine Hall, from the Archives Department at the King Center in Atlanta, has informed the committee that Dr. King's favorite meal includes fried chicken, collard greens, cornbread and sweet potato pie."

Serving Dr. King’s favorite meal on Martin Luther King Day is, somehow, ‘racially insensitive’...is that your testimony, head up the butt Ethnocrat Sparky?

Ethnocrats Play ‘Chicken’
Source: Golden Oinks [01/08/10]

The thrilling fact about race card waving retards is their utter and complete lack of common sense. Take, for example, an Internet advertisement for a well-known fast food franchise, which has Ethnocrat panties in a wad.

The scene is a cricket match. The focal point of the ad is a fan who finds himself alone, in the middle of a noisy throng of people who are cheering for the ‘other’ team. Understandably nervous, the man makes peace offering with the other team’s fans, by offering them some of the fast food firm’s signature product. No harm, no foul? It should be, but the Ethnocrats insist on labeling it racist.

Why?

The focal point of the ad is an Australian cricket fan.

The throng of fans supporting the other team are from the West Indies.

The fast food firm behind the ad is KFC and the signature product is - TA DA - fried chicken.

In the reality-insulated realm where Ethnocrats lurk, offering fried chicken to Melanin-Enriched West Indians is - trumpet fanfare - RACIST.

Racist? That’s a crock.

Sadly, everyone is running for cover on this one, now that the Ethnocrat crap has hit the fan. When I say ‘everyone’, I include the suits at KFC, who insist that this online ad was deployed without their permission.

Has everyone lost their f-ing mind? For those outside that bastion of sanity, the FSOP, the answer is ‘yes’.

A New Victimhood Category?
Source: PIG’s Golden Oinks [12/18/09]

For the second time in recent weeks, ‘gingers’ are the focal point of panty-wading, Korrectnik angst. First, we had that vile ‘beat a ginger day’ obscenity, an event which rational adults decried. At the time, some irrational adults made ‘hate crime’ noises, but nothing ever came of it. Fast forward to the present, and we have another incident where gingers (red heads) are treated like a certified victim group. Are gingers the next big ‘I am a victim’ thing? Stay tuned.

The focal point of this Brit busybody outburst is a fishwrap advertisement perpetrated by Virgin Media, which wanted to attract viewers to its boob tube show, "Dating in the Dark". Eager to create that enriching ‘buzz’ about the show, Virgin Media deployed the showstopping tag line, "How do you spot a ginger in the dark?" No harm, no foul? In a rational world, but, at least 3 Brit busybodies - presumably gingers (redheads) - got their knickers in a knot over it, then complained to ASA (the Advertising Standards Authority).

Did the ASA asshats laugh it off and tell these caterwauling cretins to ‘get over it’? Nope. Did the ASA asshats pay attention, when "Dating in the Dark" producers explained that ‘the premise of the show was to challenge people's perception of attractiveness and to encourage decisions based on personality as well as looks’? Nope:

[T]he Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) agreed with three complainants that the ad was likely to cause serious offence and should not be used again. "We considered the text was likely to be interpreted ... as a statement that reflected a choice between looks and personality ... being a suggestion that people with ginger hair were unattractive," the ASA said in a statement. "We considered the ad was unlikely to be interpreted to be light-hearted in tone and was instead likely to be seen as prejudicial against people with ginger hair." (Daily Mail)

As usual, the busybodies and their ASA cohorts are playing into Virgin Media’s hands, by giving this dating show all this free publicity. Laughing all the way to the bank? You better believe it, thanks for the free plug Sparky.

Parting shot: Virgin Media used another memorable tagline in other ads: "When the lights come on I just hope I haven’t been kissing Shrek." So far, no lime green Ogres have filed a complaint with the ASA, proving that, unlike Brit busybodies, green Ogres have a sense of humor.

Minnesota Meatheads’ Victimhood Validation Scheme
Source: Steaming Loads [12/11/09]

The Korrectniks running the teacher training program at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities want to impose a mandatory, Culturally Marxist litmus test on all aspiring teachers. They proclaim that, if you don’t have their properly-Korrect views, you can’t enter their teaching education program. They decree that, if you don’t espouse their steeped in victimhood bullshit, you’re out, before you begin.

This steaming pile of victimist turds, the Race, Culture, Class and Gender Task Group, is determined ram through utterly anti-American teachers education curriculum requirements like these:

• "Future teachers will be able to discuss their own histories and current thinking drawing on notions of white privilege, hegemonic masculinity, heteronormativity, and internalized oppression."

• Teachers will be able to articulate a "critical analysis of this story of America, for what it illuminates and what it hides or distorts" including:

- "myth of meritocracy in the United States"
- "historical connections between scientific racism, intelligence testing, and assumptions of fixed mental capacity"
- "alternative explanations for mobility (and lack of it)"
- "history of demands for assimilation to white, middle-class, Christian meanings and values"
- "history of white racism, with special focus on current colorblind ideology"

• "Future teachers are able to explain how institutional racism works in schools" and recognize that "schools and classrooms are often structured in ways that advantage and disadvantage some groups but are also critical sites for social and cultural transformation." (Fox News)

This brainwashing bullshit has no place in this land conceived in liberty.

 

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