PIG News Digest | Victimhood

Double Take In Toledo
Source: PIG News Wire [04/27/11]

Toledo's newest billboard campaign is thrilling the snot out of everyone who sees it. I know what you're thinking, but this has nothing to do with Messiah Barry. Sponsored by a Toledo Toll Booth, this billboard focuses on another hot button subject: GLAAD BAAGism.

If you're thinking it's a GLAAD BAAGs suck sentiment, get over it. The billboard campaign perpetrated by the Central United Methodist Church has the VRWC in an uproar with its message: "Being Gay is a Gift from God." You won't need a quatrain from Nostradamus to predict that the VRWC set their hair on fire over it.

One of the Cross Cultists behind the sign, Dan Rutt, deluded himself into believing that anyone/everyone who saw the sign would be so pleased that they would want to initiate a dialog over it. I don't know if you'd call the ensuing blowback a 'conversation', but a lot of people have plenty to say about it.

Rutt says the church has been bombarded with phone calls and e-mails from the public. "We've got them from all over the country and actually from different places in the world so it is something that's kind of a touchstone for people."

But not everyone agrees with the eye popping approach to send the message. One person wrote "homosexuality is a sin - it's a curse not a gift. You are the one taking the scripture out of context …" Another said, "I am not against gays worshiping in our church, just against them holding leadership positions and teaching that being gay is okay with god. I am praying for your church. I fear you are going about this the wrong way."

Others sent messages of strong support. One e-mail read, "Mavel tov on your "Gay is a Gift from God" campaign! I love that your church isn't just quietly welcoming - you're ready to shout about God's perfect love for LGBTQ people from the rooftops!" Another e-mail of support came from halfway across the world. "I am writing to you from London, England and wish to thank you for being so clear in your message of love and tolerance of all of people on this planet...Thank you, once again for helping to spread the light of gods love. If we all work together, a difference can and will be made." (NBC Toledo)

Undaunted, Rutt still wants to get the sides together, for a face-to-face dialog. Dialog? With sides that polarized, there's only one proven way to settle it: CAGE MATCH, CAGE MATCH, CAGE MATCH.

A Race Card Adventure Behind the Orange Curtain
Source: PIG News Wire [04/22/11]

By now, most of you have seen it - the damn thing has gone viral - unless you've been visiting Osama in his Pakistani hideout. 'It' is the family portrait of three chimps; mama chimp, daddy chimp, and a baby chimp whose face has been Photoshopped into Messiah Barry's. It comes with a caption that reads "Now you know why no birth certificate."

The fun started, after a member of a certain O.C. organization, she's Marilyn Davenport, sent this image via email, to the people in her address book, some of whom didn't see the humor in the message. In record time, the cow squeeze hit the rotating cooling device, culminating with calls for Marilyn's resignation from the organization. Why?

Oh, did I forget to mention that the organization is none other than the Orange County Republican Central Committee? It probably slipped my mind. Elephant Clan? That can't be the reason the Ethnocrats are in a full blown race card retard meltdown. Nah, perish the thought.

Everyone wants Marilyn to resign. The Ethnocrats demand her apology, plus, her resignation. No doubt, the Elephant Clan wants this furor to go away. For now, Marilyn is hanging tough, so I predict that Sharpton and Je$$e will spread their special brand of joy in O.C. Let the games begin.

Parting shot: Is the image, with its caption, funny? Marginally. Is it racist? Perhaps, but it doesn't strike me that way. When I saw it on a site I visit regularly - they deemed it 'racist' - I groaned, then said, "Oh crap. Here we go again."

GLAAD BAAG Sues Employer
Source: PIG News Wire [04/15/11]

The GLAAD BAAG in question is Tommy Bennett. In addition to being a regular on a Windy City radio show, Tommy boy is a player in GLAAD BAAG activism. In fact, his former employer appointed him to the firm's LGBT Leadership Council. Does that mean he was a respected member of the former employer's organization? I'll let you decide.

After two years in the organization, during which he was - allegedly - subjected to discrimination by several of the organization's supervisors, Tommy became the travel assistant for the firm's top man. Here are some of Tommy's duties, as delineated in a NBC Chicago news report:

* When his relentlessly horny employer craved some action, Tommy boy's job included escorting the 'lucky' woman to and from the hotel room, to shield his employer from adverse publicity.

* Tommy boy had to clean up his employer's hotel room, after the man got horizontal and squishy with a willing wench.

* He was 'humiliated' further, when his employer made Tommy boy pack the boss's clothing.

* On at least one occasion, his employer asked Tommy boy to give him a hummer.

So what? Oh, did I forget to mention that the organization which 'wrongfully terminated' Tommy boy, after years of discriminatory treatment is the Rainbow PUSH Coalition? That's right, PIGsters, Tommy boy is painting a lawsuit bull's-eye on Je$$e Jackson.

For those who obsess on such things, here are the pertinent particulars, as served up by this NBC Chicago news report:

Bennett's complaint requests back and front pay, compensation for emotional distress and punitive damages all to the tune of roughly $450,000. Bennett also wants an amendment to the civil rights organization's non-discrimination policy to include sexual orientation and gender identity.

Normally, I have 'issues' with this Korrectnik lawsuit crap, and I might get there on this one, to, when I stop laughing over Je$$e's blatant hypocrisy.

Eunuchs
Source: Globe & Mail [04/07/11]

They call themselves 'Conscious Men', but I'm not convinced on either score. Conscious? Perhaps. Men? I doubt it. Whatever the case they're apologizing, on behalf of their alleged gender, to women for 'thousands of years of lousy behaviour, including burning them at the stake, prostitution, rape, genital mutilation, political and economic inequality and relegating them to "subservient chores"...' (Globe & Mail)

"Dear Woman," begins the group's eight-minute YouTube video, which features a diverse cast of men speaking over a weepy violin.

"We stand before you today as men committed to becoming more conscious in every way," one man reads from the group's manifesto. "We feel deep love, great respect and a growing sense of worship for the gifts of the feminine. We also feel deep sorrow about the destructive actions of the unconscious masculine in the past and present."

Some of the men are dad-ish and others are professorial. There's a teen in a hoodie, a white guy with dreadlocks and a muscular type in a flowing white shirt. One sits atop a pile of pillows, apologizing for men who have used women's bodies for "commerce, prostitution and pornography." Another celebrates women's abilities to "pay attention to what is here, right now." (There's a painting of a kitty behind him.)

"I honour your intuition, and your profound capacity for feeling," one says. "As men, we have often devalued feeling and intuition, in favour of a view dominated by data and logic," adds another, overtop an image of mathematical symbols filling a chalkboard. (Globe & Mail)

And what, you ask do women think of this very special apology ploy? According to the Globe & Mail, 'they're mostly just creeped out'. The blowback, apparently, is so impressive that Conscious Men shut off the YouTube video's comment's links.

Parting shot: Crawl back under your rocks until you sprout a pair.

MARCH 2011

Big Apple Gender Bender Caterwauling
Source: PIG News Wire [03/31/11]

I'm willing to accept notion that some people are 'wired' for one gender, but are born as the 'other' gender. In other words there do seem to be small percentage of humans who are 'a woman in a man's body' or a 'man in a woman's body'. For our purposes, my belief isn't required. It's enough that the individuals involved believe it.

Unhappily, for transsexuals, the relevant bureaucrats aren't willing to simply take the gender bender's word for it, when he, she, heshe, shehe, or it tries to have their birth certificate altered to reflect their perceived gender. Getting hormone treatments, and taking on the external - above the waist - traits of their perceived gender isn't enough to qualify for a gender change on the birth certificate. The bureaucrats demand more, much more, but the gender benders want an easing of the requirements:

They are contesting a city Health Department practice of requiring people to undergo genital surgery and a post-surgery psychiatric evaluation before changing the gender on their birth certificates, according to the lawsuits. Many transgender people can't have that surgery for medical or financial reasons, and having hormone or other treatment to change gender should be enough, the plaintiffs say.

City lawyers say officials are trying to make sure there are checks on changing an important identity document used for citizenship, Social Security and passport purposes. (MSNBC)

If you smell 'gender bender lawsuit' give yourself a cookie, because one has already been filed. Apparently 'I want' trumps an official's legitimate concerns about identity theft and other forms of identity-based fraud.

Panties Wadded Over Libya Policy
Source: PIG News Wire [03/25/11]

The usual, inside the beltway, suspects are setting their hair on fire over The One’s Libya policy. For some extreme lefties - Dennis ‘The Menace’ Kucinich is a prime example - our adventure in Libya is thisclose to an impeachable offense. For others in the Demoncrat club, the complaint is much more mundane: you should have asked us, first. For the Elephant Clan, the complaints seem to be little more than payback: you beat up Bush 43, when he did it, so it’s our turn now to beat up your guy. All of that is business as usual.

There is, however, an utterly PIG-worthy part of this story about Barry’s policy on Libya. When you follow the breadcrumbs on this one, you learn that it wasn’t Barry’s idea in the first place. In fact, three FEMALE members of Barry’s regime goaded The One into ‘doing something about Moammar Gaddafi’.

Reports highlight that the three-woman diplomatic team of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice and the Office of Multilateral and Human Rights Director Samantha Power pushed the male-dominated administration to take military action against Libyan leader Moammar Gaddafi. (Daily Caller)

Three women changed America’s policy on Libya? Women taking control and asserting themselves is a good thing, isn’t it. The boys might not like the policy, but the NO NADS must be thrilled over these take charge women, aren’t they? Yes, and no.

Yes: It’s cool that women are in a power wielding position in the Obama Regime.

No: It’s ‘somewhat sexist and condescending to be surprised that a woman could make a traditionally male decision’.

Apparently it’s ‘enlightened’ to welcome womyn into positions of power, especially if they’re LIBERAL womyn. It is not, however, ‘enlightened’ to make note - in the press, and elsewhere - of the fact when the womyn use their power. Yeah, I know, it’s giving me a headache, too:

“[T]he fact that three women argued for it skillfully and won their point is not very interesting. So why stress it, except that it mobilizes a raft of misogynist tropes about castrating females, the dangers of petticoat government and the folly of expecting anything good to come out of gender equality?” (Katha Pollitt, The Nation)

“I find it troubling that in this day and age we are even having a discussion about this. Women should be part of many more decisions and our organization has been very disappointed in the gender representation of this administration. It has really been a step backward for women.” (Amy Siskind, president/founder of The New Agenda)

“As more and more women hold international leadership positions, it’s clear that gender stereotypes just aren’t holding up. Women do bring up new perspectives on issues and alternate solutions to such crises, but this isn’t about men vs. women. It’s about the ability of diverse leadership to solve a human rights crisis.”

“When media covers this story as a gender battle, the larger story of a democratic struggle is lost, and it’s simply unproductive. Holding to a sexist framework isn’t helping Libya’s democracy, and it’s certainly not helping ours.”
(Yana Walton, spokeshole for the Women’s Media Center)

“I always think it has been a silly, the idea that women don’t recognize that sometimes military action is necessary. Women are going to judge things on the merits just like men.” (Carrie Lukas, veep of policy and economics at the Independent Women’s Forum, a VRWC cabal)

I’m trying to understand. I’m obligated to be thrilled spitless that womyn are in positions of power in Barry’s administration. BUT, when they make a difference, by changing policy, I’m not supposed to notice that they’re womyn. I’m REALLY not supposed to notice that the members of Barry’s regime who are speaking up and getting things done are womyn, because noticing THAT is - TA DA - sexist? Seriously? I need a drink!

Affirmative Action In The Ranks
Source: PIG News Wire [03/18/11]

If you’re a regular reader of PIG, you should know about a steaming pile of political correctness which is determined to destroy our ability to defend ourselves. This pile of turds is called the Military Leadership Diversity Commission and they are the vilest group of traitors who ever set foot on American soil.

Their first suggestion involved kicking Korrecting the most pressing problem: whitey is overrepresented in the top ranks in Uncle Sam’s military. Translation: if you’re the next Chester Nimitz, Bull Halsey, George S. Patton, or Chesty Puller, Uncle Sam can’t be bothered, because you’re too white to fight.

This time out, these traitorous bastards, kicked it up a notch, with this noxious notion that guarantees defeat:

The commission says it wants the military to resemble the ethnic makeup of America. It is urging the Army, Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force to “validate” the standards — such as education, test scores, criminal records and drug use — that disqualify large numbers of blacks and Hispanics.

“Racial/ethnic minorities are less likely to meet eligibility requirements than are non-Hispanic whites, and that gap is widening,” the report says.

The commission said women should be allowed into male-only land combat units to “create a level playing field” in promotions “for all service members who meet the qualifications.” (Washington Times)

We the People must DEMAND, that the traitors who call themselves the Military Leadership Diversity Commission be rounded up, line up against the wall of the Pentagon, and SHOT, like the vermin they are. We the People will need to grit our teeth when, instead of suffering a traitor’s proper fate, these scumbags are hailed as heros by the Obama Regime and his MSM toadies.

An affirmative action military? Not ‘no’, but "HELL F**KING NO".

What we need, is what we have always needed, on the front lines. We need warriors who are our best, our brightest, those who were born to be a warrior. We need the ‘few good men’ as the Marine’s so aptly put it. We don’t need a bean counter blessed bunch of properly-diverse clowns who couldn’t win a fight with Snarky kindergartners.

Affirmative Action Makes Landfall at the Pentagon
Source: Steaming Loads [03/11/11]

Uncle Sam’s military brass is no longer interested in finding another George Patton, Bull Halsey, Chester Nimitz, U.S. Grant, or any other outstanding male leader with impeccable leadership qualifications who was born WHITE. Whitey, no matter how exceptional his, her, hisher, or its military prowess, need not apply. Why? Because Uncle Sam would much rather field a properly-diverse top brass, and LOSE, than field the best and brightest warriors - regardless of their racial pedigree - and emerge victorious.

This steaming pile of Korrectness was pooped out by the Demoncrat dominated Congress in 2009, when they ordered the Pentagon brass to produce a report on diversity in our military ranks. Admittedly, this isn’t the first outburst of Korrectness in the Pentagon, but it is, without question, the most vile, because if enacted, it elevates a person’s pedigree over his, her, hisher, or its military prowess.

It’s hardly shocking that the Demoncrat Korrectniks get the recommendations that they wanted, from a pile of turds named ‘the Military Leadership Diversity Commission’.

Yahoo News dispensed these fetid facts about the commission’s report:

Efforts over the years to develop a more equal opportunity military have increased the number of women and racial and ethnic minorities in the ranks of leadership. But, the report said, "despite undeniable successes ... the armed forces have not yet succeeded in developing a continuing stream of leaders who are as diverse as the nation they serve."

"This problem will only become more acute as the racial, ethnic and cultural makeup of the United States continues to change," said the report from the Military Leadership Diversity Commission, whose more than two dozen members included current and former military personnel as well as businessmen and other civilians.

Having military brass that better mirrors the nation can inspire future recruits and help create trust among the general population, the commission said.

Among recommendations is that the military eliminate policies that exclude women from combat units, phasing in additional career fields and units that they can be assigned to as long as they are qualified. A 1994 combat exclusion policy bans women from being assigned to ground combat units below the brigade level even though women have for years served in combat situations.

"If you look at today's battlefield in Iraq and Afghanistan, it's not like it was in the Cold War, when we had a defined battlefield," retired Air Force Gen. Lester L. Lyles, the commission's chairman, said in an interview. "Women serve — and they lead — military security, military police units, air defense units, intelligence units, all of which have to be right there with combat veterans in order to do the job appropriately."

Because they are technically attached to, but not assigned to, combat units, they don't get credit for being in combat arms, something important for promotion to the most senior ranks...

Stretching the definition of diversity, the report also said the military must harness people with a greater range of skills and backgrounds in, for instance, cyber systems, languages and cultural knowledge to be able to operate in an era of new threats and to collaborate with international partners and others.

I don’t give damn who these butt bullets on the commission are, because, in my considered opinion they are giving aid and comfort to our enemies. They are kicking excellence out of the U.S. military and replacing it with racial bean counting.

Victory, apparently, is no longer the a top priority in the Pentagon. Defeat, is now just as good, because all that matters is keeping Uncle Sam’s racial bean counters happy. If our men and women get killed, because the new, properly-diverse brass is comprised, entirely, of military morons, that’s just peachy.

These titanic turds on this Military Leadership Diversity Commission are traitors who have deliberately betrayed the men and women who defend our liberty with their lives. How many of our brave warriors must die from this insanity, before these putrid brass hat pissants confront an non-negotiable fact of existence: a politically correct army is a LOSING army.

FEBRUARY 2011

Tales From The Victimhood
Source: PIG News Wire [02/25/11]

Mind-Numbing Pentagon Korrectness
The first aftershock from the demise of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ is already rumbling through the ranks of Uncle Sam’s military. I’m compelled to admit that I never saw this one coming. Apparently, my ‘dark vision’ needs to be recalibrated, because, never in my wildest nightmare did I think the Pentagon brass would be this f**king stupid.

What the hell am I talking about? I’m talking about sensitivity training. I’m talking about sensitivity training for combat troups. I talking about sensitivity training for combat troops - not at their stateside bases - but on the BATTLEFIELD!

The Pentagon is launching an extensive force-wide program to ease the process of integrating open homosexuals into the ranks, including into close-knit fighting units.

Army Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, the top enlisted man in Afghanistan where 100,000 U.S. troops are deployed, said that the sessions on respecting gays’ rights will go right down to the forward operating bases, where troops fight Taliban militants. (Washington Times)

Under OPTIMUM circumstances, sensitivity training is ASININE. Taking that steaming pile of politically correct turds to our front lines in Afghanistan is fucking INSANE!

Gender-Bending Insanity At Mona Shores High
This gender bending saga started last Fall, when a shehe's - a female to male transsexual named Oak Reed - bid to become homecoming king was shot down by the Educrats running Mona Shores High School (Michigan). Unwilling to take ‘no’ for an answer, our gender-bending wench-dude ran blubbering to everyone’s favorite shyster scumbag organization, the ACLU (Asshat Commie Lawyers Union).

The ACLU attacked the cess-school’s inherent weakness - their meager financial reserves - by making it chillingly clear that the ACLU would impoverish the school, with its ruinous legal fees. As usual, their familiar brand of extortion quickly sealed the school’s fate. Once the Educrats ran up the white flag, the ACLU DICTATED the terms, then kicked Mona Shores High School officials in the nuts, by praising the cess-school’s willingness to ‘cooperate’.

And what, you ask did the ACLU shove up the school’s ass? It’s called a ‘gender neutral prom’ and the only assholes who love the idea are the shehe, the ACLU, and the usual GLAAD BAAG activists. By and large, the students and parents at Mona Shores High School want no part of this gender neutral prom. That’s why some students and parents are already talking about holding their own prom, off campus, where they can elect their own king and queen at an old school prom.

The ACLU’s extortion worked on the school officials, but there are signs that it failed miserably, with many students and their parents. All things considered, I think the ACLU won this battle, but the outcome of the war is still in doubt.

Homeland Stupidity’s Epic Fails
Source: PIG News Wire [02/18/11]

Border Jumper Jailbirds
In theory, Jihad Janet’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Criminal Alien Program (CAP) keeps track of Border Jumping Scumbags who are in a federal, state, or local graybar hotel, and earmarks the ones who need to be booted out of the country, when their release date comes around. In practice, if you run the raw numbers, they get ‘er done, most of the time:

“ICE, through CAP, was successful in identifying 99% of the criminal aliens eligible for removal from the United States in federal custody during FY 2009,” the report stated. “However, identification rates in two of the four states reviewed were not as high. ICE agents did not identify approximately 4% of criminal aliens eligible for removal in California and 2% in Texas.”

The audit later added that the Texas and California FY 2009 rates of non-identified criminal aliens translate to “890 (262 federal and 628 state) out of a total population of 49,033.” (CNS News)

The raw numbers - 96% in Mexifornia, 98% in Mexas, 890 out of 49,033 - look pretty good, for a Nanny State cabal. The problem isn’t the overall efficiency - assuming you’re willing to believe the report complied by the Inspector General for the Department of Homeland Stupidity. The problem is that the 890 border jumping scumbag jailbirds whom they missed weren’t in the Graybar Hotel for j-walking:

“Many of the 890 criminals are believed to have been Level 1 recidivist criminals,” the report added. “Level 1 are the most egregious criminal aliens, who pose a significant pubic safety risk.”

Level 1 offenses, according to the report, include homicide, kidnapping, sexual assault, robbery, aggravated assault, threats, extortion, sex offenses, cruelty toward family, resisting an officer, illegal weapon possession, hit and run, and drug offenses accompanied by sentences of more than a year.

If you’re already thrilled spitless, hang onto your hat, because there’s one more noxious nibble headed your way:

According to the report, ICE may have missed vetting some incarcerated criminal aliens eligible for removal because agents are not required to record aliens’ immigration status.

ICE agents “do not always record and retain critical information and documentation used to determine the status of foreign-born inmates incarcerated in federal and state prisons,” the report stated. “This is because ICE procedures do not require agents to record and retain such information.”

Immigration agents aren’t required to determine an alien jailbird’s immigration status? Welcome to the Twilight Zone PIGsters.

"Effective Control"
We’ll begin this infuriating saga with the Department of Homeland Stupidity’s definition of "effective control", as it applies to our borders:

DHS declares it has established “effective control” of a mile of the U.S. border “when the appropriate mix of personnel, equipment, technology and tactical infrastructure has been deployed to reasonably ensure that when an attempted illegal entry is detected, the Border Patrol has the ability to identify, classify and respond to bring the attempted illegal entry to a satisfactory law enforcement resolution.” (CNS News)

Now, we need to cite a few pertinent facts. The U.S. border adds up to 8,607 mile, which includes our 4,000 mile (appx.) border with Canada and our 1,994 mile long border with Mexico. Of that 8,607 miles, the CBP (Customs and Border Protection division of DHS) only claims "effective control" of 1,007 miles.

This is where the fun starts, PIGsters. The CBP proclaims that achieving "effective control" of our borders is their top priority. That means they’re going balls to the wall to get ‘er done, doesn’t it? Hang onto that fantasy, PIGsters.

According to Napolitano’s budget plan, the Border Patrol had 1,007 miles of the U.S. border under “effective control” at the end of fiscal year 2010, and DHS aims to stick with exactly that number through this year and next.

The 3311-page document released by Napolitano — “Congressional Budget Justification: FY 2012” — also says DHS does not intend to add a single additional Border Patrolmen in fiscal year 2012, after adding 859 this year. Nor, the document says, does DHS intend to deploy a single additional Border Patrol agent to either the U.S.-Mexico or U.S.-Canada border in fiscal year 2012, capping Border Patrol deployments at the two borders at this year’s level. (CNS News)

Jihad Janet is a feckless fool who needs to be jettisoned, YESTERDAY.

Whines - His & Hers
Source: Golden Oinks [02/11/10]

Ladies First...
If you’re a differently-male individual who sucks at math, I have thrilling news for you. It’s not your fault, darlin’. In fact, you’d probably put Einstein and Hawking to shame if it wasn’t for IT. It? You bet, and ‘it’ is the kind of cow squeeze that could only come from the reality-insulated region of the Twilight Zone: academia.

According to an Egghead named Sarah J. Gervais, the reason you suck at math is HIM. Apparently, every time you fire up those stellar math synapses, some horndog takes visual inventory of your assets and, it throws you off your math game.

Researchers at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln and Pennsylvania State University at University Park asked 150 undergraduates at a large university in the Midwest — 67 women and 83 men — to participate in what they were told was a study of how people work together in teams. Instead, says Sarah J. Gervais, the lead author, the study examined how being visually “checked out” by a member of the opposite sex affected each student’s performance on math problems.

“We found that the objectifying gaze caused decreased math performance for women, but somewhat ironically we also found that the same women that were objectified also wanted more interaction with the person that had objectified them,” Ms. Gervais says in a videotaped interview with the editor of the journal. “This is ironic because those people that are causing them to underperform, they’re also wanting to interact with them more in the future.” (Chronicle of Higher Education)

Is this Sarah wench out of her mind? Probably, but it goes with the territory when you’re a NO-NAD. She gave herself away with that "objectifying gaze" rhetoric, a term which reeks of Womyn’s Studies.

If you’re a PIG Gal who can’t balance her checkbook, you’ve got an excuse: some dude ‘objectified’ your math skills into the crapper. If you’re a PIG Dude who can’t make 2 + 2 equal 4, you don’t have an excuse: you just suck at math.

Parting shot: It’s interesting that the ‘objectified’ woman was more interested in ‘hooking up’ with her oppressor than she was in making the numbers ‘add up’. It appears that, all things considered, the female who is most annoyed by this ‘objectifying’ of a math-challenged wench is this NO-NAD Gervais.

Your Turn, Dude
If you think We the PIGs have issues with Valentine’s Day, you’re not tragically deluded, but we're not in the same universe as a Mexifornia alleged man named Marc Rudov. A real piece of work, ‘men’s rights activist’ Marc has made a career out of caterwauling about womyn. I’m sure that, as a tyke, Marc probably belonged to the he-man women haters club whose passwords were "girls are icky". As an adult, his antics aren’t exactly manly, either, nor are they particularly grown up.

Billing himself as a ‘relationship expert’, Mister Icky has spewed out screeds such as "Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze or Jumper Cables." A man with a severe outbreak of VDDS (Valentine’s Day Derangement Syndrome) Mister Icky has declared war on Valentine’s Day. In fact, he thinks men should boycott it.. If he had his way, the event would be erased from the calendar and all traces of it would be eradicated from the cultural landscape. Why? He whines that it promotes sexual inequality. A man must shell out for flowers, candy, presents, lavish feasts and jump through other wallet draining hoops, if he wants some wham, bam, thank you, ma’am, at the end of the day.

"Any man who buckles to society's pressure to buy her overpriced flowers or jewelry or meals on Feb. 14 is a eunuch desperate for sex, and he needs to grow a pair. (AOL News)

It appears that somewhere along the line, some heartless wench played Mister Icky for a fool, then pissed in his pot of gold at the end of his horny as a ten-peckered owl rainbow. The bad news is that Mister Icky never recovered. The good news is that it booted his loser ass onto a new career path.

Marc "Mister Icky" Rudov is, like all conspiracy theorists, buried so deep inside his own bull crap that he’s lost touch with objective reality. Yes, Valentine's Day is for, and about, women, but, Valentine’s Day is still optional, not mandatory. The Valentine’s Day police won’t bag, tag and drag a dude, if he refuses to participate. In other words, if Valentine’s Day gets on Mister Icky's last raw nerve, so be it. Nobody is holding a gun to his head and forcing him to play along. The last time I looked, just saying "no" to Valentine’s Day coercion isn’t a death penalty offense.

Mister Icky needs to get over himself, and it. He needs to stop caterwauling and get on with his life. The problem here is simple: Mister Icky can’t admit that those dastardly women have beaten him. Beaten him? Yes, because he spends every waking minute thinking, fuming, about them, but they never give him a moment’s thought.

SNL Skit Wads GLAAD BAAG Panties
Source: PIG News Wire [02/04/11]

The ‘other’ GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) has its panties in a wad, due to a skit that aired on Saturday Night Live. As far as I can tell, the SNL skit did double duty: it lampooned transsexuals; it satirized those drug company ads which are aimed at women:

The skit involved a fictional product called “Estro-Maxxx,” an estrogen replacement therapy. Shot in the style of many pharmaceutical ads aimed at women, hirsute male SNL cast members wearing makeup, artificial breasts and dressed in women’s clothes, discussed the benefit of the “product.” (Fox News)

Humor challenged to a fault the GLAAD BAAG cabal is demanding an apology for a skit which ‘degrades transgender women’ and sends a ‘destructive and dehumanizing message’. I’m trying to feel their pain, but it’s not easy, given the GLAAD BAAGs’ proclivity for self-parody. They painted a bull’s-eye on themselves with this crap about gender identity confusion which might reach critical mass when Bubba the bearded loading dock dude has his ‘inner chick’ outburst and shows up for work in a tutu.. If they keep promoting this ‘I’m whichever gender I happen to feel on a given day’, how can something like this SNL skit shock, dismay and/or outrage them? They created this gender identity circle of hell, so they’re obligated to burn in it.

JANUARY 2011

Teaching GLAAD BAAGism in J.O.E.
Source: London Telegraph [01/22/11]

February is LGBT History Month in J.O.E. Among other things, this opens the schoolhouse door so heavy-handed GLAAD BAAG indoctrination can prance into J.O.E.’s classrooms. You'll be thrilled to learn that , this year, the Brit Educrats have out-done themselves.

Funded ($40,000 to $45,000) by some ‘activists’ with an agenda - the Training and Development Agency for Schools - Korrectnik Educrats formulated "Gay Lessons". Is it as insane as it sounds? I’ll let you decide, but, when you mull it, remember it will be aimed at tykes as young as 4 years old.

The Telegraph served up these pertinent particulars about this scheme:

Maths – teaching statistics through census findings about the number of homosexuals in the population, and using gay characters in scenarios for maths problems;

Design and technology – encouraging pupils to make symbols linked to the gay rights movement;

Science – studying animal species where the male takes a leading role in raising young, such as emperor penguins and sea horses, and staging class discussions on different family structures, including same-sex parents;

Geography – examining the transformation of San Francisco's Castro district in the 1960s from a working-class Irish area to the world's first "gay neighbourhood", and considering why homosexuals move from the countryside to cities;

Languages – using gay characters in role play scenarios, and teaching "LGBT vocabulary".

The lesson plans, written by teachers and backed by the Department for Education, will be available for schools to download from the Schools Out website.

For younger children, the plans will suggest using images of same sex couples and also promoting books such as "And Tango Makes Three", which is about two male penguins raising a young chick, inspired by actual events at New York's Central Park Zoo.

The good news is that this GLAAD BAAG curriculum is VOLUNTARY, so a school has the right to ‘just say no’. The bad news is that, by and large, Educrats are hard core Korrectniks.

If, as its perpetrators claim, the goal is to teach cess-school inmates that ‘GLAAD BAAGS are people, too’, it’s inherently, ‘no harm, no foul’. BUT, I don’t trust hard core Korrectniks with teaching credentials to restrict themselves to that benign level.

Parting shot: This is a distraction, an unnecessary one. The cess-schools have enough trouble instilling the essentials in to their young charges, without THIS CRAP.

Race Card Retard
Source: Golden Oinks [01/21/11]

Unable to wrap his synapses around a simple - well documented - fact that wherever law abiding citizens exercise their Second Amendment Rights, the crime rate falls, Michael ‘The Maggot’ Moore willfully ignores the ‘more guns, less crime’ facts. Instead, he wonders why denizens of low crime ‘hoods want to own guns, then, without missing a beat, he comes up with his own answer.

Why do law abiding citizens in low crime areas own guns? In Mikey’s alternative reality, if you own a gun, you’re a sheets and hood wearing racist who is scared a black person is going to break into your house and kill you.

Taking his dysfunctional synapses much deeper into the Twilight Zone, Mikey decided that America likes to invade other countries because we hate black people and other minorities.

Gun ownership is racist! Wow! That can only mean one thing: Mikey is off his medication, again.

Korrectness on Steroids
Source: PIG News Wire [01/07/11]

If you think Korrectness is still confined, primarily, to Ivory Towers, you’re tragically deluded. In 2011, Korrectness is everywhere you look, including the Nanny State’s outposts of bureaucratic insanity. Speaking of outposts of bureaucratic insanity, we have thrilling news from Comrade Hillary’s State Department. For reason’s you’ll soon discover, Comrade Hillary let someone else make the announcement.

Smart enough to sense the blowback that might ensue, Comrade Hillary, let one of her minions - Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Passport Services, Brenda Sprague - volunteer for verbal abuse. How did she invite blowback? How indeed? She got the job done by announcing the implementation of ‘gender neutral’ terminology on U. S. passport applications.

In a move that evokes memories of Ivory Tower Korrectness, State Department Korrecniks kicked ‘mother’ and ‘father’ to the curb. Henceforth, passport applicants must fill in the relevant blanks for the new parentage designators: "parent one" and "parent two". If Moonbeam has two mommies or two daddies, this kinder, gentler, gender neutral terminology will prevent her from getting a painful boo-boo do to hate speech like ‘mother’ and/or ‘father’.

Proving that sanity isn’t a requirement for a State Department job, Brenda Sprague flatly denied that this "parent one" and "parent two" bull crap is an outburst of political correctness. The shock treatments aren’t working, darlin’, so have your ‘keeper’ increase the voltage.

Parting shot: I ‘get’ - not to be confused with approval - the idea behind "parent one" and "parent two", but I do have some questions. How does the tyke determine which one gets the phone call on ‘Mother’s Day’ and which one gets the ugly tie on ‘Father’s Day’? Do "parent one" and "parent two" have ‘sons’ and ‘daughters’? OR, do "parent one" and "parent two" use ‘gender neutral’ language like "child one" and "child two"?

DECEMBER 2010

Ebonics Translators?
Source: PIG News Wire [12/31/10]

Unable to decode the gangsta gibberish spewed by local drug gangs, Eric Holder’s Department of (In)Justice is looking for some trained professionals to translate gangsta gibberish into standard English. This ‘help wanted’ sign is hanging outside the Drug Enforcement Administration’s (DEA) Atlanta office, in case you’re interested. They need 144 Spanish linguists, 12 Vietnamese linguists, 9 Korean linguists, 9 Farsi linguists, plus an unknown number of individuals fluent in that fabled gangsta gibberish dialect, Ebonics. That’s right, Ebonics.

Is Eric Holder’s cabal pinning a ‘recognized language’ label on Ebonics? It certainly looks that way, and the usual suspects are thrilled:

John Braugh, a leading expert on African-American English, and chairman of the Linguistic Society of America's public relations committee, said having trained translators on staff with the DEA could provide an invaluable service.

Such experts, he said, would likely be used -- as with many federal linguists -- to assist with wiretaps and linguistic profiling, when a person's accent or dialect can help lead investigators to the criminal.

"They probably want reliable expertise to make sure they've got an accurate interpretation for what is said," he said."Because there's the perception in many minds that you don't need a translator, people believe they've understood something when they haven't."

Though Baugh applauded the Justice Department for recognizing the relevance of Ebonics in society, he questioned whether it may be unwittingly throwing itself back into a political debate by using the term "Ebonics."

The word still carries a negative connotation more than a decade after the Oakland, Calif., school board ignited a national firestorm of debate when it proposed teaching some students in Ebonics. Political figures and pundits from then Education Secretary William Bennett to the Rev. Jesse Jackson blasted the decision at the time. The debate later became fodder for late night comedians.

But while African-American English may seem like a uneducated form of traditional English to some, Baugh said it has roots in the slave trade, when Africans with no access to educaton were forced to find a shared language.

Slave-traders, he explained, would often separate groups of slaves who spoke the same dialect, leaving the men and women with no way to verbally communicate. So they learned a rough version of standard English together, without the help of formal education or literacy skills.

"To say that it's a bastardization is cruel," he said. "The reality is that the linguistic consequences of slavery are greatly misunderstood."

When the DEA in Washington was asked about these Ebonics translators, they wanted no part of it, so they tossed it back to the source, by saying ‘the request came from Atlanta’. When reporters tried to get a straight answer from the DEA’s Atlanta field office, they got a brisk ‘no comment’.

Parting shot: Ebonic's translators? No shit? Wow! When whitey speaks gibberish, he's a blithering idiot. But, when the Melanin-Enriched do it's no longer 'gibberish', it's "a type of language". Our tax dollars at work. Remind me to be thrilled spitless, when I have the time.

Banned In Italy
Source: PIG News Wire [12/24/10]

Italy’s boob tube suits have their panties in a painful wad over a new 30 second advert for the new Renault Twingo. If you never heard of this ride, join the club, but don’t worry about it, because it’s not the focal point of this subtitled angst. The problem, they claim, is that during the ad there’s no attempt to tout the car’s features. In fact, based on what I saw, the car is just along for the ride.

Ninemsn in Australia serves up this description of the festivities:

The commercial, which commentators have slammed for not presenting any technical aspects of the car, begins with two attractive women noticing each other at a house party.

The blonde woman follows the brunette to a bedroom and peeks through the door to see her removing her pink top before she lies down on the bed and smiles.

The brunette smiles cheekily and blindfolds the blonde with a black stocking, but she then quickly moves off the bed , grabs the other woman's discarded top from the floor, puts it on and leaves.

Outside viewers see the blonde walking to a Renault which is the same colour as the shirt.

The brunette is shown lifting her blindfold and peering around the bedroom in confusion as the blonde drives away.

Italian GLAAD BAAGS whine that it’s offensive to Y-nauts (lesbians). Other ‘professional’ critics are saying, in essence, "very cute...very clever...but what, if anything, does it have to do with the Renault Twingo?" Their point is a valid one, I suppose, if you insist on obsessing on that stupid little car. Here in the PIGdom, we’re willing to enjoy an inspired bit of 30 second story telling. It’s very damn clever, and you can quote me.

If you want to see for yourself, you’ll find the YouTube version of it, here: Twingo Ad

A NOW Cow Panty-Twister Over Hooters
Source: PIG News Wire [12/17/10]

It’s no secret that the NO NAD Harpies at NOW have cow, every time they see the Hooters logo. The NOW cows hate Hooters and would love to put them out of business, for blatantly ‘exploiting women’. In bygone years, Hooters’ management eluded sexual harassment violations by demonstrating that their employees know, from the onset, that Hooters is a ‘hey baby’, ‘if you’ve got it, flaunt it’ environment. Since it is, in essence, an "adult" business, the bar for sexual harassment is very high. Game, set, match? Not exactly.

Recently, Hooters decided to expand its clientele, by providing amenities for customers who bring along their tyke. In addition to booster seats, high chairs, and kiddie menus, Hooters sells wenchlet size t-shirts that proclaim the wearer is a "Future Hooters Girl". No harm, no foul? Not according to the NOW cows, who see a way to finally ‘get’ Hooters:

The NOW cows filed complaints against some Mexifornia Hooters in San Francisco, Sacramento and Orange County, claiming that these "adult entertainment" outposts of capitalism are breaking state and local laws by serving minors. At minimum, the NOW cows want the long arm of the law to investigate the accusations, then shoot every Hooters executive down like a rabid dog. Okay, they didn’t actually ‘say’ the shoot them down like dogs stuff, but they were thinking it.

The NOW cows want to put Hooters between a rock and a hard place, by making them choose between ‘family friendly’ and ‘adult entertainment’. If it’s ‘family friendly’, the NOW cows get to nail Hooters for sexual harassment, ruining their business. If it’s ‘adult entertainment’, the NOW cows get to rob Hooters of a much broader customer base, ruining their business. For the NOW cows, it’s win-win.

Parting shot: Mecca Maniacs murder women to preserve the family ‘honor’. In Sweden, Mecca Maniac alleged males are on a raping rampage. In Iran, Pakistan and the Sandbox, women are convicted in kangaroo court trials then executed in barbaric ways. Do the NO NADS give a rat’s ass about those women who NEED their help? Nope, they’re too busy getting pissy with Hooters. But, don’t worry about it, it’s for the children.

Mexifornia’s GLAAD BAAG Curriculum
Source: Steaming Loads [12/17/10]

Senate Bill 48 the ‘Fair Education Act’ takes Mexifornia cess-school indoctrination to a new level. Perpetrated by a State Senator from the Blight by the Bay (San Francisco), Mark Leno, this Legicrap paints a bull’s-eye on classroom textbooks. If enacted, it would compel text books to be Korrected, by including historical details about the GLAAD BAAG movement in America and Mexifornia. SB48 also mandates that text books shine a spotlight on GLAAD BAAGs who played a significant role in American history, a ploy which elevates an individual’s pedigree/lifestyle choices above their actions.

Silly me, I had the insane idea that what you are (immutable traits/lifestyle choices) is essentially meaningless, when compared to what you do (your words and deeds). That obviously doesn’t apply in the Twilight Zone Zip Codes we call Mexifornia.

This is another compelling reason to forcibly evict Mexifornia from the union. It’s time to flush this pestilence out of our misery.

If The Truth Hurts, Ban It
Source: Girlieman [12/10/10]

An Egghead named Barry Sommer blundered onto the Islamikaze radar, when he got approval to teach a non-credit course during the winter term at Lane Community College in Eugene, Oregon. None of the Eggheads at this rain-soaked Ivory Tower envisioned any problems with Barry’s idea to teach a class named "What is Islam?" It appeared be clear sailing for Barry whose lesson plan included what’s good about Mecca Mania, along with what’s bad about it. It’s the kind of discussion that belongs in an outpost of higher education.

Barry’s winter term plans hit a speed bump, when a Great Northwest Nitwit, CAIR’s Washington state executive director, Arsalan Bukhari, crawled out from under his rock, aiming an enraged bellow at Lane Community College. Outraged that Barry Sommer planned to teach a ‘warts and all’ class on Mecca Mania, this cowering CAIR piece of crap pressured LCC President Mary Spilde into throwing Barry’s course under the school bus:

“...unless the goal of this course is to promote anti-Muslim bigotry, Lane Community College should replace Mr. Sommer with someone who will offer students a balanced and objective analysis of the subject matter." (KVAL)

What, you ask, is this CAIR cretin’s problem with Barry? What indeed. In addition to an inherent aversion to an unrestrained discussion of Mecca Mania, this CAIR cretin has ‘other’ issues wadding his panties. For example, this scumbag’s terrorist-coddling tampon is painfully swollen, because Barry has ‘connections’ to a so-called "Anti-Muslim hate group", ‘Act! for America’. If Barry is affiliated with Act! for America, good for him. Why? Because its founder, Brigitte Gabriel, is a Lebanese immigrant who got painfully close to Mecca Mania’s dark underbelly, during Lebanon’s Civil War.

If Barry planned to follow Brigitte’s lead, by contrasting the liberty enhancing virtues of Western Culture, then compare them to the Draconian tyranny of radical Mecca Mania, he’s got my vote, but not this CAIR cretin’s. The last thing CAIR wants is a no-shit OBJECTIVE examination of Mecca Mania, because the bad far outweighs the good.

Araslan is scum. He silenced academic speech that he didn’t want to hear. Her resorted to baseless ‘hate group’ rhetoric, then he gutlessly demanded an end to the class, instead of asking to present his views as a participant...for lacking the balls to welcome an unrestrained exchange of views on Mecca Mania. He knows Mecca Mania won't stand up to close inspection, so he vilifies the messenger, Barry Sommer.

Parting shot: If, as this Jihadikaze-coddling, America hating piece of crap, and others of his ilk, insist, Mecca Mania has nothing to hide, why are they so terrified, when it comes to an objective - the good, the bad, the ugly - discussion? If the truth hurts, silence it? You better believe it gutless guttersnipe Sparky.

UPDATE: After I posted this on Girlieman of the Week, the situation took an interesting turn. Barry Sommer is no longer in this fight alone. The American Center for Law and Justice has offered him its legal services. The group started by firing off a letter to this Oregon Ivory Tower, warning them that they faced a lawsuit in Federal Court, for violating Barry Sommers’ Constitutional Rights.

”While CAIR (COUNCIL ON AMERICAN-ISLAMIC RELATIONS) is free to exercise its freedom of speech to criticize viewpoints with which it disagrees, [Lane Community College] is not free to breach a contract and censor viewpoints in the name of ‘sensitivity’ or political correctness,” said a newly released letter from the American Center for Law and Justice.

“For a biased and questionable group such as CAIR to willfully try to interfere with a contract and attempt to stifle First Amendment rights of any potential opposition is to be entirely expected. However, for a state institution to follow suit is not!” said the letter signed by CeCe Heil, senior counsel for the ACLJ. (I Own The World)

The letter gave the school until December 15 to reinstate the class, or get lawyered up because they’ll settle the matter in court. We’ll have further updates on this one, in our next News Digest.

A New "Racist" Word
Source: PIG News Wire [12/03/10]

This race card retard drama began, when U.S. Congressman Steve King aired his dissenting views on a recent settlement of a claim against Uncle Sam by some melanin-enriched farmers. During his a oration, Rep. King noted that Messiah Barry is an urban dude (a city kid), meaning he might not fully understand the complexities of the situation. Believe it or not, calling Barry ‘very, very, urban’ aroused the ire of one, or more, race card retards. Yeah, I never saw that one coming, either.

Eager to set the record straight, Congressman King made a pit stop at CNN to appear on Anderson Cooper’s show. Congressman King wanted to set things right, for all the good it did him. He did a commendable job, one that would work on any rational adult. The problem is that race card retards might be adults, but they are rarely rational.

Mediaite served up these pertinent particulars:

Rep. Steve King stopped by Anderson Cooper’s show tonight to discuss his case against the Pigford black farmer settlement—and to discuss semantics, in light of his comment about President Obama being “very, very urban.” When Cooper asked King what he meant by his remark, the representative answered that he was using the word “urban” in the literal sense, and that he had no idea it could ever be construed as a pejorative.

Here, specifically, is what King had to say in response to Cooper’s question:

“We had to go look this up and try to figure out how anybody could hyperventilate over calling the president a very urban, actually a very, very urban president, or a very urban senator at the time. He comes from a very urban area. It is not something that would ever occur to anybody in my background that that would be something that could be some kind of a racial pejorative. It’s just simply, he comes from the city, that’s urban. You come from the country, you’re rural.”

Cooper’s other guest—Dr. John Boyd, the founder of the National Black Farmers Association—took the opposite view, saying that King has been making comments with unsavory racial implications. Boyd did not, however, tell Cooper what he thought of King’s assessment of Obama’s urbanity.

Congressman King needs to get out more. If he did, he’d be ready for these things. He’d know that any time he casts Barry in a negative light, he’ll be hit with the race card. He’d also know that once the race card is played, it stays played, no matter how many facts pile up against it. Shrug it off Congressman King, because you’re in a lose-lose situation which you really don’t deserve.

Y-Nauts Only
Source: PIG News Wire [12/01/10]

Catering to a very specific clientele, Key West’s iconic Pearl’s Rainbow resort is poised to do the unthinkable. They’re going to roll out the welcome mat for all comers, including - GASP - men. Men! It’s scandalous that the male of the species will stay in the same guesthouse which, until now, was reserved, exclusively, for Y-Nauts (lesbians).

What made Heather Carruthers, owner of Pearl’s Rainbow take such drastic measures? There are two answers to that question. The obvious answer invokes a remarkably crappy economy which is forcing most American capitalists to re-think their business model. That’s in play, here, but there’s also another reason.

What you don’t know about Pearl’s Rainbow, is the interesting fact that, from sea to shining sea, it only has one rival: a 19-room establishment on a farm in Bethlehem, New Hampshire: The Highlands Inn. If Heather’s 38 room establishment and her 19-room New Hampshire rival can handle ALL Y-Naut couples, with room to spare, the market for their Y-Naut only services isn’t exactly booming. The numbers don't add up, so there must be more to this story.

Given the popularity of Key West as a vacation destination, there should be a waiting list at Pearl’s Rainbow, but there isn’t. Why? Because GLAAD BAAGs aren’t treated as shabbily as they were a few decades ago, when Heather set up her resort. In 2010, GLAAD BAAGs, especially Y-Nauts, are more readily accepted. That means, they can visit a mainstream Key West resort which offers a lot more perks...amenities than the now outdated Pearl’s Rainbow.

You can spin this any way you want, but I’m not playing that game. The primary problem with the old Pearl’s Rainbow business model is that time passed them by, forcing them to play catch-up against resorts with much deeper pockets.