A Self-Resolving Problem
Source: PIG News Wire [07/23/10]
The usual suspects are wringing their hands over an uptick in the number of border jumping scumbags who are taking themselves out of the human gene pool, while trying to cross the Arizona desert. Did somebody forget to copy them on the memo that it’s hotter than the legendary fires of hell in Arizona this time of year? Apparently.
The bodies of 40 illegal immigrants have been brought to the office of Pima County Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Parks since July 1. At that rate, Parks said the deaths could top the single-month record of 68 in July 2005 since his office began tracking them in 2000.
"Right now, at the halfway point of the month, to have so many is just a very bad sign," he said. "It's definitely on course to perhaps be the deadliest month of all time."
From Jan. 1 to July 15, the office has handled the bodies of 134 illegal immigrants, up from 93 at the same time last year and 102 in 2008. In 2007, when the office recorded the highest annual deaths of illegal immigrants, 140 bodies had been taken there through July 15.
Parks said his office, which handles immigrant bodies from three counties, is currently storing roughly 250 bodies and had to start using a refrigerated truck because of the increase in immigrant deaths this month. (News Max)
Border jumping scumbag INVADERS are killing themselves trying to cross the Arizona desert in Summer. If there’s a problem here, I don’t see it. They created this particular circle of hell, so it’s only fair that they burn in it.
A Race Card Twofer
Source: Hambo's Hammer [07/14/10]
Item 1: The NAACP passed a resolution that pins a ‘racist’ label on the rank and file Tea Party participants whose primary ‘sin’ is criticizing the America-destroying policies of THE ONE.
I haven’t seen the text of the NAACP whining, and I don’t need to, because it’s a steaming pile of crap.
I have seen the text of the response from the St. Louis Tea Party and it rocked my world so much that I decided to share it with you:
St. Louis Tea Party Coalition Resolution
July 12, 2010
Whereas, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) was founded to advance the position of minority groups, and
Whereas a hallmark of the NAACP has been to do the important work of identifying and exposing remaining vestiges of racism and discrimination, and
Whereas the NAACP vocally stands against the discriminatory and harmful practice of labeling people with a broad brush, and
Whereas the NAACP decided to launch their 101st National Convention with a resolution condemning the Tea Party movement and labeling millions of their fellow Americans who subscribe to the movement as “racists”, and
Whereas the “Tea Party movement” is a label applied to patriotic Americans who have expressed their political free speech in the grand tradition of all that is American, that being the spirited expression of viewpoints in a 100% peaceful manner, and
Whereas, it is a hallmark of America that we settle our disputes civilly and avoid the gutter tactic of attempting to silence opponents by inflammatory name-calling, and
Whereas the very term “racist” has diminished meaning due to its overuse by political partisans including members of the NAACP, and
Whereas, the NAACP had an opportunity to preserve some semblance of legitimacy by standing up for Ken Gladney, the victim of a vicious racist battery conducted by a black avowed communist, even labeling him an “Uncle Tom”, but chose instead to use the opportunity to mock the St. Louis Tea Party, and
Whereas, the NAACP has refused to denounce the New Black Panther’s call to murder white cops and their babies, and
Whereas, the NAACP does its entire membership a grave disservice by hypocritically engaging in the very conduct it purports to oppose,
Now therefore be it resolved that the St. Louis Tea Party condemns the NAACP for lowering itself to the dishonorable position of a partisan political attack dog organization, and,
Be it further resolved that the St. Louis Tea Party calls on similar organizations to join in unanimous condemnation of this despicable behavior, and
Be it further resolved that we demand that the NAACP withdrawal their bigoted, false and inflammatory resolution against the tea party for any further consideration, and
Be it further resolved that these organizations call on the Internal Revenue Service to evenly apply their standards and consider the tax-exempt status of the NAACP considering the degree to which they are engaging in habitual partisan political behavior.
Adopted unanimously, this day, July 12th, in the year of our Lord, 2010.
A copy of this resolution shall be sent immediately to the NAACP at: washingtonbureau@naacpnet.org
Now THAT’s a PIG-worthy response.
Item 2: Under normal circumstances, I would name the NAACP race hustlers, the ‘Race Card Retards of the Week’. It’s not going to happen, this time, because, truth be told, it’s no longer breaking news when Rabid Libertard Moonbats slap the Tea Party participants with the race card.
On the other hand, it is breaking news when the Red Shed retards bitch-slap Osama and his al Qaeda homeboys with the race card.
Here’s some jaw-dropping yammering from Jake Tapper’s blog on the ABC site:
"What you've seen in some of the statements that have been made by these terrorist organizations is that they do not regard African life as valuable in and of itself. They see it as a potential place where you can carry out ideological battles that kill innocents without regard to long-term consequences for their short-term tactical gains." (Barry)
"Additionally, U.S. intelligence has indicated that al Qaeda leadership specifically targets and recruits black Africans to become suicide bombers because they believe that poor economic and social conditions make them more susceptible to recruitment than Arabs. Al Qaeda recruits have said that al Qaeda is racist against black members from West Africa because they are only used in lower level operations. In short, al Qaeda is a racist organization that treats black Africans like cannon fodder and does not value human life." (An unnamed ‘administration official)
They won’t call al Qaeda’s murderous bullshit ‘terrorism’. They won’t call al Qaeda’s murdering bastards ‘terrorists’. But, because al Qaeda does not ‘regard African life as valuable in and of itself’, that means Osama and his homeboys are racists. I have a hot flash for Barry and his minions. Al Qaeda doesn’t regard anyone’s life valuable in and of itself. In their twisted minds anyone, everyone, is expendable. Their criteria begins, and ends, with ‘us’, ‘everyone else’, and they’re not shy about forcibly expelling some of their own from the human gene pool, to get at 'everyone else'.
Parting shot: If Tea Party participants are racists and al Qaeda punks are racists does that mean al Qaeda is a ‘fringe’ Tea Party group that has been swilling an extremely toxic batch of Earl Grey? Or, does it mean the Tea Party participants are ‘terrorists’ who haven’t matriculated to the exploding vest as a fashion statement? I really wish these Rabid Libertard Moonbats would get their race card retard story straight. I’m just sayin’.
All Hail The Mighty Hyphen
Source: Golden Oinks [07/09/10]
Buried in the voluminous, unread, pages of the highly touted financial regulation bill is a noxious, Korrectnik, stinker, that unleashes the hyphen hunting beancounters on America’s financial industry. Hot Air spilled the quota system beans with this painful prose:
In addition to this bill’s well-publicized plans to establish over a dozen new financial regulatory offices, Section 342 sets up at least 20 Offices of Minority and Women Inclusion. This has had no coverage by the news media and has large implications.
The Treasury, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, the Federal Housing Finance Agency, the 12 Federal Reserve regional banks, the Board of Governors of the Fed, the National Credit Union Administration, the Comptroller of the Currency, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau…all would get their own Office of Minority and Women Inclusion.
Each office would have its own director and staff to develop policies promoting equal employment opportunities and racial, ethnic, and gender diversity of not just the agency’s workforce, but also the workforces of its contractors and sub-contractors.
What would be the mission of this new corps of Federal monitors? The Dodd-Frank bill sets it forth succinctly and simply – all too simply. The mission, it says, is to assure “to the maximum extent possible the fair inclusion” of women and minorities, individually and through businesses they own, in the activities of the agencies, including contracting. (Hot Air)
If you think this is strictly, a self-inflicted, inside the Beltway, wound, get over it. Chaps Boy and Chri$ Dodd left nothing to chance on the rancid racial beancounter bullet:
Lest there be any narrow interpretation of Congress’s intent, either by agencies or eventually by the courts, the bill specifies that the “fair” employment test shall apply to “financial institutions, investment banking firms, mortgage banking firms, asset management firms, brokers, dealers, financial services entities, underwriters, accountants, investment consultants and providers of legal services.” That last would appear to rope in law firms working for financial entities. (Hot Air)
Korrectness is alive and well in the this liberty-obliterating Obamunist Error.
Jan Brewer Thrills Colonistas, Again
Source: PIG News Wire [07/01/10]
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is our kind of gal. Undaunted by the Korrectnik criticism coming her way, Governor Brewer continues to serve up very inconvenient truths about border jumping scumbag invaders, and those who coddle them. This week, she knotted Korrectnik knickers, when she declared that, in 2010, "the majority of illegal trespassers" who invade her state "are bringing drugs in".
Predictably, the usual suspects had a hissy fit:
"That governor is racist," Francisco Loureiro, who runs an immigrant shelter in the Mexican city of Nogales, told Fox. "She has to look for a way to harm the image of migrants before American society."
Jaime Farrant of the Tucson-based Border Action Network told Fox News that he has "no evidence" that most people are entering to smuggle drugs, while Mexican Senator Jesus Ramon Valdes, who represents the Mexican border state of Coahuila, said the comments were racist and ignorant.
"Traditionally, migrants have always been needy, humble people who in good faith go looking for a way to better the lives of their families," Ramon Valdes told Fox News. (AOL News)
Despite the Colonista blowback, Governor Brewer isn’t backing down. No doubt, she’s energized by comments like these, which were posted on her Facebook page:
Jimmy Cuneo left a comment describing Brewer as "the only politician in the USA doing their job!"
Larry Birns, Director of the Council on Hemispheric Affairs in Washington, D.C., called Brewer's comments "an exaggeration, but not by much," as Mexican drug cartels become more and more influential in illegal immigration.
The people-smuggling industry "has gone from a sort of do-it-yourself, small guy operation, to big business," Birns said. "There's going to be a lot more violence on the border." (AOL New)
Give the bastards hell, Jan. The Free State of PIG has your back.
Parting shot: When the truth hurts, Colonistas will pin a ‘racism’ label on it, and a ‘racist’ label on the purveyor of the painful reality check.
Racism? Not Even Close
Source: Golden Oinks [06/25/10]
Trying to cash in on World Cup fever in the British Isles, the capitalists running HMV deployed, what I consider an utterly PIGish campaign, in its Scottish stores. Tragically, the usual rogues gallery of scolds, killjoys, and busybodies weren’t the least big amused by HMV’s "Anyone But England" campaign.
Instead of a sly chuckle, the "Anyone But England" banners and the t-shirts festooned with the slogan "ABE" were vilified as - I’m not making this up - RACIST. That’s right, "Anyone But England" is, apparently, as loathsome, in J.O.E., as the infamous ‘N’ word.
‘...The high street chain put up large window displays and stocked T-shirts featuring the slogan 'ABE' in the run-up to the World Cup.
However, they were besieged by calls from angry members of the public and the Campaign for an English Parliament (CEP) made a complaint to police in Fife that the company were inciting racial hatred.
An officer from Fife Constabulary visited an HMV store in former Prime Minister Gordon Brown's constituency of Kirkcaldy earlier this week and bosses quickly agreed to remove the banners from all their stores north of the border...’
‘...Stuart Parr, a National Council member for the CEP, said: 'The Campaign for an English Parliament will challenge any company that incites racial hatred towards the English. "Racism is unacceptable no matter who it is directed against, including English people."
Mr Parr said HMV's decision to stock the ABE shirts and make window displays during the World Cup was "criminally irresponsible"..."There has been a lot of attacks on English people in Scotland during previous football tournaments and anti-English racism remains a problem. There is enough tension around the World Cup without a big national company like HMV stirring it up."...’ (Daily Mail)
I’m pleased to report that some rational adults understand how asinine this ‘"ABE" is racist crap’ really is:
Tam Ferry, a spokesman for the Association of Tartan Army Clubs, said: "This is just political correctness gone mad again. I have got one of the T-shirts and I think it's great that HMV were putting up banners. Football is all about rivalry and having a bit of banter. Have the police got nothing better to do than take away a bit of fun from people? There's bigger problems in this country that they should be dealing with rather than this."
Trevor Phillips, the head of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, has described the slogan as "good-natured banter that was unlikely to cause offence". (Daily Mail)
"Anyone But England" is RACIST? What the hell are these fools smoking?
GLAAD BAAG Panty Twister
Source: National Post [06/09/10]
A retired Canadian couple’s Riverbend Bed and Breakfast dream has turned into a nightmare, after they ‘just said no’ to the wrong couple. As a result, they’ve descended into that utterly Canadian circle of hell called the ‘Human Rights Tribunal’. No matter how that turns out, their adventure in bed & breakfast capitalism is over. Why? They entertain the politically incorrect notion that they, not the Nanny State, should determine who gets to be a paying guest at Riverbend Bed and Breakfast.
Lee and Susan Molnar blundered into this circle of hell, when a GLAAD BAAG couple, Shaun Eadie and Brian Thomas, tried to book a room:
[A] human-rights hearing, scheduled for two days this week in Kelowna, B.C., was postponed Wednesday after the lawyer for the gay couple — Shaun Eadie and Brian Thomas — became ill. A new date has yet to be scheduled.
The hearing will rule on whether Eadie and Thomas, who tried to book a room at the B&B on June 18, 2009, were discriminated against because of their sexual orientation when they were turned away.
According to the complaint, Eadie called the B&B, spoke with Susan Molnar and reserved a room for the following two nights. He was told it would be cash only at $80 per night, which Eadie agreed to pay.
She took their names, Shaun and Brian, and the conversation ended.
About five to 10 minutes later, Lee Molnar called back and asked whether the pair were gay.
When Eadie said yes, Molnar replied “then this is not going to work out,” according to the complaint filed in July 2009 by the couple.
In an earlier application to have the complaint dismissed, Lee Molnar stated “to allow a gay couple to share a bed in my Christian home would violate my Christian beliefs and would cause me and my wife great distress.” (National Post)
Because they dared to ‘just say no’, Lee and Susan’s retirement dream, which opened for business in 2002, is over. Despite all the money they poured into their home to make it a viable outpost of bed & breakfast capitalism, they’re shutting it down. I don’t blame them. You don’t need to agree with their values to see this Human Rights Tribunal for the what it is: Canadian Korrectniks goose-stepping over the Molnars’ property rights.
I’m going to deploy a [Queen] Victoria here, by stating that I am profoundly unamused.
PIG-Worthy GLAAD BAAG Adventures
Source: PIG News Wire [06/04/10]
Airing THEM Out In Delaware
In theory, Delaware’s Rehoboth Beach isn’t an officially designated topless beach. In practice, it’s still not a topless beach, with one, headline grabbing, exception. If you’re a pre-operative gender bender - you’ve sprouted high tech hooters, but you haven’t shed your family jewels - you can, apparently, flash those high tech hooters with impunity, because, thanks to your dudely nads, you’re still, technically speaking, a man:
Police say passers-by complained after the men removed their tops and revealed their surgically enhanced breasts over Memorial Day weekend. A lifeguard asked them to put their tops back on. The men initially refused, but covered up before police arrived.
Even if they hadn't, though, Police Chief Keith Banks notes the men were doing nothing illegal. Since they have male genitalia, they can't be charged with indecent exposure for showing their breasts. Banks says there's no need for a specific law to address the issue. (Yahoo News)
Game, set, match? The jury is still out, because a Rehoboth Beach commissioner, Kathy McGuiness, wants to settle the matter - closing down the tranny peep show - at a forthcoming town meeting. Stay tuned for our next installment on this gender bending adventure.
Golden Arches Ad Knots Knickers
Titled "Come As You Are", the ad’s intent is to "recognize the diversity of McDonald's customers in France". Eager to get ‘er done, the fast food wranglers reached for the diversity brass ring, a ploy which has the usual suspects setting their hair on fire.
Call me names, if you must, but I don’t get all this fuss. I also don’t get why THIS is supposed to make me choke down whatever it is that passes for food beneath the golden arches:
The ad opens with a closeted young boy talking on the phone with his lover and looking longingly at their class picture. After telling his lover "I miss you too," he quickly hangs up when his father returns with their order.
The father sees the class photo and begins to reflect on his own youth, saying, "You look just like me at your age. Let me tell you, I was quite the ladies' man!"
He then says to his son, "Too bad your class is all boys ... you could get all the girls." The boy wryly smiles to himself, and the advertisement slogan appears on the screen. (News Max)
Will Little Donny Wildmon huff, and puff, and blow Ronald McDonald’s house down? Probably. It’s not as if he has anything better to do.
Prance-a-Thon Panty Twister
It’s not breaking news, when the annual GLAAD BAAG prance-a-thon makes certain people set their hair on fire. It’s far from ‘stop the presses’ time, when the hair incineration is happening deep in the heart of Mexas. Despite that, this year’s Austin, Mexas, gay pride parade is worthy of note, because the ones kicking up a fuss aren’t the usual, Holy Roller, suspects.
The primary complaint - coming from the GLAAD BAAG lunatic fringe - is that the Austin Gay Pride Festival is TOO TAME. It’s too mainstream, say its GLAAD BAAG critics:
Austin Pride President Chad Peevy says that the celebration has become accepted by the wider community. He attributes much of that to the efforts of the Austin Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, which has worked to make a family-friendly event that’s welcoming to everyone, while still getting out a message.
“I like to say that pride gives us a chance to showcase the best among us and the best within us. And I don’t think there’s a better opportunity to do that. We try not to cater to stereotypes. We want everyone in Austin to know and realize the LGBT community is made of many, many faces.” (KUT News)
No harm, no foul? It is, as far as I’m concerned, but the fringe-dwelling GLAAD BAAGs sneer at anything that finds favor with ‘the wider community’. They insist on that shock-inducing, IN YOUR FACE, assault on our sanity, so they’re perpetrating their own prance-a-thon, "Queerbomb".
“Queerbomb is a very radical celebration that is bringing people to the streets that don?t necessarily fit in with the scene of the Long Center and with Pride.”
Paul Soileau is known in Austin as a drag artist and is a member of Queerbomb. The group’s mission statement accuses Austin Pride of being unchallenging and “too safe.”
“This parade is an example of how diverse this community is in Austin, and how inclusive this celebration is. You’ll see tonight that there will be so many different breeds of people and different fashions and fabrics of expression on that street, on 6th street of all streets,” says Soileau. (KUT News)
Queerbomb puts a whole new spin on ‘shock and awe’.
A Retarded Idea
Source: Golden Oinks [05/28/10]
Unemployment is stuck at 10%, a level which The Regime insists is the new normal. Our national debt is so out of control, it could destroy Uncle Sam’s AAA credit rating. Thanks to our undefended borders, Mexico is exporting its poverty, disease, and drug-related crime to the USA. Emboldened by The Regime’s appeasement antics, Jihadikazes are mounting new attacks, here, in the USA.
With all that, and much, much, more demanding immediate attention, the United States Senate broke out fiddles, this week, striking up a Korrectnik ditty named ‘Retarded’.
The Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee on Wednesday unanimously approved a bill that would eliminate the use of the words "retarded" and "retardation" in federal health, education and labor law.
Rosa's Law, introduced by Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-Md.), had strong bipartisan support.
It would replace the terms "mental retardation" with "intellectual disability" and "mentally retarded individual" to "individual with an intellectual disability." (The Hill)
While the America we know, the America we love, is going down the crapper, the U. S. Senate is playing Korrectnik word games. Now that’s RETARDED.
An Asinine, Sexual Harassment Fiaco
Source: PIG News Wire [05/17/10]
When you cut through all the Korrecnik crap, this PIGish epic centers on the fun fact that some species of bats give each other blowjobs. That’s right, PIGsters, I’m talking about bat hummers.
This scene of this hair-incinerating sexual harassment epic is an Irish Ivory Tower - University College, Cork (UCC) where a Brit scientist, Dylan Evans, plies his trade. He did a header into intrenched Korrectness while discussing a topic of mutual interest - the evolution of human and animal behavior - with a colleague of the NO NAD persuasion:
‘...Evans was disciplined following a formal complaint from a colleague, to whom he had shown a peer-reviewed article from the journal Public Library of Science One entitled “Fellatio by fruit bats prolongs copulation time.”
He told The Times [of London] that he had given her the paper in the context of an ongoing discussion between them about the evolutionary origins of human and animal behavior, and that it had been intended to prompt debate and not to cause offense.
The colleague, however, accused him of sexual harassment, alleging a pattern of inappropriate and disturbing behavior including kissing her on both cheeks and complimenting her appearance.
While an investigation cleared Evans of sexual harassment prior to his showing her the bat fellatio paper, it found that this incident amounted to a joke with sexual innuendo, though it accepted he had not intended to offend.
Professor Michael Murphy, the UCC president, declared that the complaint of sexual harassment had been upheld, and punished Evans by imposing a two-year period of “monitoring and appraisal” and requiring him to complete special training...’
It sounds like this NO NAD was out to get Dylan, so when he brought up bat hummer, this WHINING NO NAD BITCH seized the moment.
‘...Evans said he had been very interested by the paper, which documented a rare example of oral sex in a non-human animal, the short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx. He said the research, which was widely reported in the media, had implications for the uniqueness of human sexual behavior, and he shared it with several other colleagues without complaint.
He said his colleague’s reaction had initially been friendly, and that he had been mortified to learn she had taken offense. “I was absolutely devastated by the complaint, as I certainly had no intention of upsetting her. She is an esteemed colleague who I hold in high regard. I said I was prepared to apologize for any offense caused, and offered to go to mediation, but all these proposals for an informal resolution were rejected by the university.”...’ (Fox DC)
At best this NO NAD is egregiously hypersensitive. It’s much more likely that she played the sexual harassment card to torpedo the career of a professional rival. In either case, what happened to Dylan Evans SUCKS.
Los Suns
Source: Steaming Loads [05/07/10]
Unwilling to risk alienating the border jumping scumbags who are destroying Arizona, the weasels on the Phoenix Suns have renamed themselves ‘Los Suns’.
They don’t give a crap that a deputy was shot by border jumping scumbags. They don’t give a crap that border jumping scumbags turned the home city, Phoenix, into the kidnaping capital of the United States. They don’t give a crap that ranchers on the border are under siege from border jumpers. They don’t give a crap about the money these border jumping invaders are costing Arizona tax payers. They don’t give a crap about American sovereignty. All ‘Los Suns’ care about is puckering up to kiss rancid border jumping scumbag ass.
The Phoenix Suns will wear "Los Suns" on their jerseys in Game 2 of the Western Conference semifinals on Wednesday night, owner Robert Sarver said, "to honor our Latino community and the diversity of our league, the state of Arizona, and our nation."
The decision to wear the jerseys on the Cinco de Mayo holiday stems from a law passed by the Arizona Legislature and signed by Gov. Jan Brewer that has drawn widespread criticism from Latino organizations and civil rights groups that say it could lead to racial profiling of Hispanics. President Barack Obama has called the law "misguided."
Sarver, who was born and raised in Tucson, said frustration with the federal government's failure to deal with the illegal immigration issue led to the passage of what he called "a flawed state law."
"However intended, the result of passing the law is that our basic principles of equal rights and protection under the law are being called into question," he said, "and Arizona's already struggling economy will suffer even further setbacks at a time when the state can ill-afford them." (News Max)
Robert Sarver and Los Suns should be forcibly evicted from the USA and exiled to Mexico.
Milking It In Iowa
Source: Gazette Online [05/04/10]
When the state of Iowa repealed the right of capitalists to set their own rules of breastfeeding engagement, at least one minion of the Lindale Mall (Cedar Rapids, Iowa) didn’t get the memo. Since he’s very low on the Lindale Mall food chain - a security guard - it's likely that he never got the thrilling news: Milkmaid Mama can whip it out and feed the tyke, anywhere, anytime, no matter what bystanders, or capitalists, might think about it.
He knows now, after he did a header into a militant Milkmaid Mama named Bonnie McCall:
Bonnie McCall, 24, Cedar Rapids, was feeding her five-week-old son Nolan at Lindale on May 2. “It’s our legal right to nurse, where ever we want. Even if it offends people. It’s not our problem, we’re feeding our child.”
And yet, McCall said a security guard at Lindale Mall hassled her when she went shopping. She had Nolan with her and since he was hungry and fussy she breast-fed him at the child play area in the mall. “And he told me that there’s a family restroom for that,” said McCall.
She says that restroom was at the other end of the mall. “He told me he had to say something to me because people complained and they were afraid for their children,” said McCall. (The Gazette)
Despite an ‘oops, our bad’ from Lindale Mall, this militant Milkmaid Mama is still riled up. She’s especially pissed at rank and file mall visitors who don’t want to see it, when Milkmaid Mama decides to whip it out. Unwilling to tolerate that, Bonnie has organized a public Milk-A-Thon for Mother’s Day. Holy militant Milkmaid Mama rampages, Batman!
Colonista Meltdown
Source: PIG News Wire [04/28/10]
Arizona’s new immigration law is wadding Colonista panties here, there, and everywhere.
The ink on the governor’s signature barely had time to dry, before the usual, Colonista, suspects were caterwauling piteously.
The National Day Laborer Organizing Network, The Center for Constitutional Rights and the Benjamin Cardozo School of Law filed the Freedom of Information Act suit in New York federal court. The groups said they were seeking records about the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency's "Secure Communities" program -- which was set up in 2007 to help local law enforcement and federal authorities coordinate to identify and deport illegal immigrant criminals in the United States.
‘...The groups say the passage last week of the Arizona bill combined with the expansion of the Secure Communities program, which is already operational in 20 states, is cause for alarm. "At a time when police and ICE partnerships have clearly failed, ICE is moving swiftly to implement the Secure Communities program in every jail by 2013," said Center for Constitutional Rights lawyer Sunia Patel...’
‘...."This is the most racist bill that we've seen in a generation," said Chris Newman, general counsel for the National Day Laborer Organizing Network. "The Obama administration is moving with speed, deceptiveness and deception."...’ (Fox News)
As fun as that is, I have something much better:
The Mexican government warned its citizens Tuesday to use extreme caution if visiting Arizona because of a tough new law that requires all immigrants and visitors to carry U.S.-issued documents or risk arrest.
And a government-affiliated agency that supports Mexicans living and working in the United States called for boycotts of Phoenix-based US Airways, the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Phoenix Suns until those organizations rebuke the law.
"We are making a strong call to the Arizona government to retract this regressive and racist law that's impacting not only residents of Arizona, but people in all 50 states and in Mexico as well," said Raul Murillo, who works with the Institute for Mexicans Abroad, an autonomous agency of Mexico's Foreign Ministry. (Fox)
Mexico is on the ragged edge of being conquered by drug cartels and they’re worried about the safety of Mexican citizens in ARIZONA? Holy Twilight Zone, Batman!
The Rest of the Story
Source: News Max [04/28/10]
The most infuriating element of Arizona’s attempt to liberate the state from border jumping scumbag bondage is the crime wave these invaders are spawning in the Grand Canyon State. The invaders aren’t leaving their original country’s problems behind. Instead, they’re bring the worst elements of their native land with them.
While the News Nitwits serve up three hankie sob stories about ‘terrified’ border jumpers fleeing ‘oppressive’ Arizona, none of the prattling press pukes have the nads to show the dark, crime-infested, underbelly of the border jumping scumbag invasion. What you’re getting from the MSM isn’t ‘NEWS’. It’s propaganda!
News Max served up these painful - for Arizonans - particulars:
‘...Arizona is the biggest gateway into the U.S. for illegal immigrants. The state is home to an estimated 460,000 illegal immigrants — a population larger than that of entire cities such as Cleveland, St. Louis and New Orleans...’
‘...Over the past three years, Border Patrol agents have made 990,000 arrests of immigrants crossing the border illegally in Arizona, or an average of 900 a day. The figures represent 45 percent of all arrests of illegal immigrants along U.S. borders.
Authorities routinely come across safe houses and vehicles jammed with immigrants across the vast Arizona desert. Last week, 67 illegal immigrants were found crammed inside a U-Haul truck — a fairly typical scenario in the state.
"We're on a hamster wheel here. We're chasing our tail until that border is secured," said Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu, whose territory includes busy smuggling corridors.
The volume of drugs coming through the Arizona border is also eye-popping. Federal agents seized 1.2 million pounds of marijuana last year in Arizona. That amounts to an average of 1.5 tons per day.
Pot busts have become so common that until recently federal prosecutors in Arizona generally declined to press charges against marijuana smugglers caught with less than 500 pounds.
Phoenix has also been dubbed the kidnapping capital of the U.S. amid a surge of extortion-related abductions tied to drugs and human smuggling. The city has averaged about a kidnapping a day in recent years — some resulting in torture and death. Victims' legs have been burned with irons, their arms have been tied to the ceiling, their fingers broken with bricks.
The anger over immigration-related violence reached a boiling point in late March when a popular cattle rancher named Rob Krentz was gunned down along with his dog on his property near the border. With authorities suspecting an illegal immigrant, politicians seized on the killing to argue that border security is dangerously weak.
"It's something that should have been taken care of for years. It's not something we can keep slacking on," said Thomas Fitch, whose neighborhood near the Arizona Cardinals stadium was the site of a raid last month that netted 11 illegal immigrants in a safe house. "At the rate we're going now, it's going to get a lot worse." There has long been strong public support in Arizona for a crackdown...’
I’m fed up with all the border jumper coddling caterwauling, from all the usual suspects. If the Colonistas, bureaucrats, News Nitwits, and Elected Tormentors aren’t willing to confront the aforementioned border jumper perpetrated problems, then I DEMAND, that they SHUT THE F**K UP.
Defending Divorce?
Source: PIG News Wire [04/23/10]
On the surface, the issue seems straightforward enough. In 2004, after succumbing to a case of the forever afters, Angelique Naylor, scampered off to GLAAD BAAG nuptials venerating Massachusetts to marry her ladylove. Fast forward a few years, and you discover that happily ever after surrendered, prompting the couple to go their separate ways. Suitably motivated, the pair headed for divorce court, in their home state: Mexas.
The road to splitsville has not been a smooth, unimpeded one. I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not that. The primary speed bump, in this case, is Mexas Attorney General Greg Abbot. Among other things, Greg is appealing the divorce which was granted to the unhappy Y-naut couple by an Austin judge. Why? Greg insists that defending ‘the traditional definition of marriage’ means he must also defend ‘the traditional meaning of divorce’.
Abbott, a Republican seeking re-election, declined to be interviewed for this story. He has argued in court filings that because the state doesn't recognize gay marriage there can be no divorce, but a gay or lesbian Texas couple may have a marriage voided. Attorneys representing such couples argue that voiding a marriage here could leave it intact in other states, creating problems for property divisions and other issues.
"OK, you're recommending voidance, but how does that work?" asked Jennifer Cochran, Naylor's attorney. "Is it only void in Texas and can you void a marriage that's valid in another state? The attorney general I feel didn't answer those questions."
In 2005, Texas voters passed a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage by a 3-to-1 margin even though state law already prohibited it. Abbott has said he is appealing the Dallas divorce ruling for two men to "defend the traditional definition of marriage that was approved by Texas voters."
Abbott disagrees with the judge in that case, who ruled in October that the same-sex marriage ban violates equal rights guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution. (News Max)
Protecting ‘the traditional meaning of divorce’? Wow! With comedic talent like that, why is Greg pissing away his life as Attorney General? You need to quit politics and take your show on the road, dude.
Pick A Team, Sparky
Source: Golden Oinks [04/23/10]
When it comes to things that make my day, a pissing contest between rival elements of the properly-hyphenated is high on the list. This ‘I’m gonna sue’ drama pits three bisexual Blight on the Bay men against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance.
The ‘bone’ of contention is the assertion by the GLAAD BAAG athletic association that the trio weren’t ‘gay enough’ to play in a Gay Softball World Series held in Seattle, two years ago. Fast forward to the present, and the maligned trio is suing the athletic association in a U.S. District Court for violating Washington’s anti-discrimination laws. They want $75,000, each, for their emotional boo-boo. Furthermore, they want to compel the athletic association to deem them ‘suitably gay’. Finally, they want D2's second place finish reinstated.
The three plaintiffs — Steven Apilado, LaRon Charles and Jon Russ — played on a team called D2 that qualified for the 2008 Gay Softball World Series, which is organized by the alliance. The alliance's rules say that each World Series team can have no more than two heterosexual players. According to the lawsuit, a competing team accused D2 of violating that rule.
Each of the three plaintiffs was called into a conference room in front of more than 25 people, and was asked "personal and intrusive questions" about his sexual attractions and desires, purportedly to determine if the player was heterosexual or gay, the lawsuit alleges. The alliance has no category or definition for bisexual or transgender people in its rules, the plaintiff's attorney said. At one point during the proceedings, the lawsuit alleges, one of the plaintiffs was told: "This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series."
The alliance ruled the three men were "nongay," stripped D2 of its second-place finish and recommended that the three players be suspended from participating in the World Series for a year, according to the suit. (Seattle Times)
It sounds to me like a lot of pink triangle panties got wadded up in this one. I’ll try to muster a modicum of concern, if I ever stop laughing.
Sounding off on the Day of Silence
Source: Hambo’s Hammer [04/16/10]
The fun started, when my friend, PIGster J, found out that some New York Educrats - the Mayfield School District - were planning to fly their obeisance to the GLAAD BAAG’s Day of Silence, under the parental radar. A man of action, PIGster J shared the thrilling news with his friends and family who had kids attending Mayfield schools. Needless to say, the Educrats weren’t thrilled, when they started getting ‘what the hell are you doing with my Johnny/Moonbeam’ calls from outraged parents. The Educrats showed their true colors, when one of them asked, in essence, ‘who ratted us out’. I’m pleased to report that it’s my friend, PIGster J.
With the school in an uproar, the local fishwrap got involved, but their coverage was pathetic, and it completely missed the point PIGster J tried to make when he talked to them at considerable length.
Subsequently, PIGster J got the fishwrap to print his side, via this letter to the editor:
To the editor:
In the article of April 15, 2010, dealing with the Day of Silence being observed at Mayfield School, I was quoted as having reservations about the observance stemming from the school day not being an appropriate forum for such an action. That was, however, only a small part of why I had contacted the paper. The overarching reason for my concern was the way in which it was conducted. I believe that, when dealing with any potentially controversial issue, the school has a responsibility to contact the parents. MCS fell down on that responsibility, going so far as to express open surprise when inquiries were made as to if this was, indeed, going to be observed. The seeming underhandedness of this was my main concern. In an age when children can opt out of the Pledge of Allegiance, religious/holiday observances, and a score of other things in the public forums, it amazes me that an observance of this nature (particularly one promoted by GLSEN, which has its own share of controversy) was kept “under the radar.” It’s not really surprising, however, that it was kept quiet, judging from the responses I have received from parents who also felt that the school should have contacted them first.
This situation illustrates the very real need for parents to be involved in their children’s education. Some parents I spoke to expressed concern at their children being introduced to this topic when they felt it was their job to do so; some felt that this simply wasn’t appropriate for a school day or a public school to do; others felt it was biased toward one group and that those considerations wouldn’t be shown to other groups. Whatever their objections, they were legitimate and deserved to be heard. Until now, that opportunity has been denied them. By keeping this quiet and hiding it, I believe Mayfield not only did a disservice to the parents who support the school and entrust their children to them, but to education as a whole. Tolerance doesn’t mean you accept what people do and never disagree. REAL tolerance comes from being able to say “I don’t like what you do, but I still value YOU, the person.”
You have rights as a parent. USE them. Remind the schools that tolerance, like freedom of speech, applies to everyone – and then make yourself heard.
I applaud PIGster J for speaking up for a parent’s right to know about this kind of Korrectnik, Educrat, crap. He did good, but, as I told him, there’s a larger, neglected, issue involved:
I understand, and support, the underlying parents' rights point of your argument. I also understand that a parent’s right to know about the Day of Silence does not address a larger problem called group think.
The Day of Silence, Black History Month, Gay Pride Month, Chicano History Month, Women's History Month, and other, similar, speed bumps on the calendar, all have one underlying purpose. They all indoctrinate young minds full of mush into believing that what you are (race, gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation) is more important than who you are (what you, an individual, thinks, says, and does).
These hyphenation holidays teach young minds full of mush that tribal affiliations (hyphenation) makes some of them more equal than the others.
These hyphenation holidays promote victimhood, by demonstrating that some immutable traits are more politically advantageous than others.
Speaking out against any one of these hyphenation holidays is a laudable endeavor, but it still leaves the larger issue - group think - unchallenged.
Somehow, We the People, need to rescue rugged American individualism from an early grave. We the People need to make sovereign individualism the solid foundation upon which Little Johnny and Little Moonbeam build their own, individual, version of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
It troubles me that We the People obsess on Devilish Details like a Day of Silence, but never find the time to address the larger issue: the unrelenting assault on individualism.
Under the circumstances, your approach was the correct one.
My point is that, somehow, We the People, need to expose Little Johnny and Moonbeam to the larger - you're not a race, a gender, an ethnicity, or a sexual orientation; you are first and foremost an INDIVIDUAL - picture. That, too, seems a suitable task which - here comes THAT word - 'enlightened' parents need to perform. In other words, sovereign individuals are obligated to pass along this legacy of our Founding Fathers to these young, eager, up and coming FUTURE sovereign individuals.
Putting it bluntly, what have you done to promote sovereign individualism with your offspring, proud daddy Sparky?
For the record, PIGster J answered my final, snarky, question with at least 10 ways he’s trying to get the job done. Since his responses contain personal information about PIGster J and his family, I will not publish it in a public forum such as this one.
PIGster J answered my question, to my satisfaction, but what about you?
Making Boobs of Themselves In Maine
Source: Maine Sunday Telegram [04/03/10]
Determined to protest the ‘double standard on male and female nudity’, a Portland (Maine) wench, Ty McDowell, decided to perpetrate a protest march through this Down East metropolis. Eager to generate as much publicity as possible, the marchers would saunter through town, topless.
A group of women and men who had shed their tops march down a Congress Street sidewalk from Longfellow Square to Tommy's Park. They were promoting the freedom of women to be topless in public. The group attracted many amateur and professional photographers.
The women, preceded and followed by several hundred boisterous and mostly male onlookers, many of them carrying cameras, stayed on the sidewalk because they hadn't obtained a demonstration permit to walk in the street. About a thousand people gathered as the march passed through Monument Square, a mix of demonstrators, supporters, onlookers and those just out enjoying a warm and sunny early-spring day.
After the marchers reached Tommy's Park in the Old Port, some turned around and walked back to Longfellow Square, but most stayed and mingled in the park. Some happily posed for pictures.
Police said there were no incidents and no arrests – nudity is illegal in Maine only if genitals are displayed.
No harm, no foul? The proper authorities seem to think so, but Ty is pissed that so many horndogs showed up, to enjoy the show. What planet has she been inhabiting that she didn’t see that one coming? I haven’t got a clue. Now that she’s up to speed on horndog behavior, Ty is vowing to be more ‘aggressive’ about discouraging oglers, during the next topless march. Good luck with that, darlin’. You’re going to need it.
A Feminazi Eden?
Source: The Guardian [03/25/10]
If you always wondered what it would be like if Feminazis ran a country, you’re in luck. In Iceland, womyn have a death-grip on the government and the so-called ‘men’ have been, uh, cowed into submission. How fun is it? Very, and that’s a gross understatement:
Iceland is fast becoming a world-leader in feminism. A country with a tiny population of 320,000, it is on the brink of achieving what many considered to be impossible: closing down its sex industry.
While activists in Britain battle on in an attempt to regulate lapdance clubs – the number of which has been growing at an alarming rate during the last decade – Iceland has passed a law that will result in every strip club in the country being shut down. And forget hiring a topless waitress in an attempt to get around the bar: the law, which was passed with no votes against and only two abstentions, will make it illegal for any business to profit from the nudity of its employees.
Even more impressive: the Nordic state is the first country in the world to ban stripping and lapdancing for feminist, rather than religious, reasons. Kolbrún Halldórsdóttir, the politician who first proposed the ban, firmly told the national press on Wednesday: "It is not acceptable that women or people in general are a product to be sold." When I asked her if she thinks Iceland has become the greatest feminist country in the world, she replied: "It is certainly up there. Mainly as a result of the feminist groups putting pressure on parliamentarians. These women work 24 hours a day, seven days a week with their campaigns and it eventually filters down to all of society." (Guardian)
How far gone is Iceland? It’s stick a fork in it ‘done’, if you’re a dude who hasn’t been neutered. That might explain why Iceland’s head of state, Johanna Sigurðardottir, is that Feminazi icon, an out of the closet Y-Naut.
I’d like to tell you that there are a few real dudes left in Iceland, but I can’t. As far as I can tell, what passes for ‘male’ in this Feminazi Eden is pathetic:
Strip club owners are, not surprisingly, furious about the new law. One gave an interview to a local newspaper in which he likened Iceland's approach to that of a country such as Saudi Arabia, where it is not permitted to see any part of a woman's body in public. "I have reached the age where I'm not sure whether I want to bother with this hassle any more," he said. (Guardian)
Whine, whine, whine. It’s time for Iceland’s pussy-whipped eunuchs to grow a pair and act like men, for a change.
A New Twist On the Abortion Debate
Source: Fox News [03/13/10]
If you think there’s nothing new under the Sun, when it comes to America’s abortion wars, get over it. Some Peach State Legicrats are thrilling the snot out of the ‘right to choose’ crowd, by stealing an excuse, or two, from the Libertards. Invoking a double dose of victimhood, some of Georgia’s Elected Tormentors are attacking the abortion issue from a new, unprecedented, direction. This foray into the abortion battle is trying to paint a ‘don’t you dare’ Nanny State bull’s-eye on abortions which are motivated by the race or gender of the fetus.
So far, the bill has narrowly - by a 7-6 vote - made it out of a Legicrap committee and is headed for another pitched battle in the Rules Committee, before it heads to the full House. As expected, the two sides have nothing in common in this fight:
"I'm excited," said the author of the bill, Republican state Rep. Barry Loudermilk. "I think this is one of the most difficult hurdles to face."
But the bill is far from the finish line, and opponents are beginning to line up.
"We're going to go all out to stop the legislation," said Loretta Ross, national coordinator of SisterSong, an abortion-rights group. The bill would have a "chilling effect" on "communities of color that are already suffering from a lack of health providers," she said, and would "drive up malpractice costs."
Ross said she will make her case to members of the Rules Committee and believes the bill will be sent back to Judiciary Committee because of constitutional concerns and lack of statistics illustrating the problem.
"Also, let's be clear," she said. "The entire agenda underlining this is not about saving black babies. It's hard for me to believe people not working with us to save the babies here want to save unborn babies."
Ross said supporters want to enact an abortion ban that can be enacted in other states. "What it's going to do is tie up a lot of time and resources over a red herring struggle," she said. (WGN)
One of the prime movers in this fight, Catherine Davis, director of minority outreach for Georgia Right to Life, is spinning conspiracy theories to explain why the 30% of Georgians who are Melanin-Enriched are responsible for more than 57% of the state’s abortions. Is there, as she claims, a racist plot to abort Melanin-Enriched fetuses? I seriously doubt it, but it’s a novel excuse to hammer abortion clinics with new restrictions.
Will this new assault on abortion work? I don’t know, but I can tell you what the impact of this law would be, if it passes:
If the bill passes, providers cannot solicit, perform or accept funding for abortions they know are prompted by the baby's race or gender. Providers who are found guilty each would face up to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $25,000. Pregnant women would not be held liable. (Fox News)
Do I think the instigators of this new anti-abortion Legicrap get weepy whenever a fetus is aborted? Yup. Do I believe, for one instant, that they’re especially upset if the abortion is motivated by the fetus’s race or gender? Nope. For right to life activists, the ‘what’ - aborting a fetus - is the be-all, end-all, and they don’t give a rat’s ass about the ‘why’.
Southern-Fried Melanin-Enriched Panty Twister
Source: Fox News [03/06/10]
It’s safe to assume that Alabama’s Legislative Black Caucus Ethnocrats aren’t charter members of the Post-Racial America Club. Instead of fixing their eyes on a brighter future, where individual merit trumps race, these Ethnocrats have their eyes fixed on the past: The Selma-Montgomery march in 1965.
Brandishing their Race Cards, they dredged up this painful memory, again, when they learned that Messiah Barry’s Secretary of Educrap, Arne Duncan, was planning to make a pitstop at Robert E. Lee High School in Montgomery:
Alabama's Legislative Black Caucus on Saturday called on U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan to cancel a planned appearance at Robert E. Lee High School in Montgomery.
State Rep. Alvin Holmes said the school and its principal publicly opposed the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and the Selma-Montgomery march in 1965. Holmes said it was "insulting" to King and civil rights protesters that President Barack Obama's top education aide was scheduled to appear at the school Monday.
"If he doesn't cancel, we're going to picket," Holmes told The Associated Press.
Sandra Abrevaya, a spokeswoman for Duncan, said the agency was not aware of the caucus' request and had no immediate comment. Duncan is scheduled to meet with teachers and students at the school and march across the Edmund Pettus Bridge to commemorate the 45th anniversary of "Bloody Sunday," the violent clash between civil rights protesters and state troopers in Selma. (Fox)
With a vested interest in racial disharmony - their livelihood depends on it - these Ethnocrats want no part of a post-racial America where INDIVIDUALS are judged, based on the content of their character, instead of the color of their skin. Why? Because a post-racial America is bad for an Ethnocrat’s business.
Colorado Korrectness
Source: PIG News Wire [03/01/10]
If you’re a charter member of the genderally confused portion of the GLAAD BAAG coalition, and you reside in Colorado Springs, one of your home girls, uh, boys, uh, girl-boys, Nancy-Jo Morris has thrilling news for you. Thanks his, her, hisher, or its transgender activism, the Colorado Springs cops are getting comprehensive training on the dos, don’ts, and WTFs involved when they question, search or detain one of the city’s 75-100 gender bending denizens.
This cross-dressing, gender swapping, adventure got rolling, last year, when Nancy-Jo asked city officials how they were implementing a 2008 dose of Korrectnik legicrap, Senate Bill 200. What’s that? It’s the Nanny State brain fart which added ‘transgender’ to the state’s anti-discrimination laws.
Here, as reported by the Colorado Springs Gazette, is the genderally-confused circle of hell to which Nancy-Jo has condemned the city’s cops:
Over the next month or two, Springs police are required to view and be tested on a 30-minute DVD produced by the training academy.
The training instructs officers that transgender identification is up to the individual. Officers are required to ask individuals if they identify as transgender if their IDs do not match their gender presentations and to use pronouns based on a transgender person’s chosen identity.
Searches are to be conducted by officers with genders matching the transgender person’s preference. Transgender individuals are to be placed in holding cells with the gender they identify with, or, if their safety is at risk, alone.
“It is one thing to have a law on the books. It is another to have it walking the streets,” Morris said. “The police force is working very hard to break down walls.”
Once all officers are trained, the department will put an official transgender policy on the books. That may include a “split search” policy, requiring a female officer to search female parts and a male officer to search male parts on a transgender person if requested. (Gazette)
Split searches? What’s your gender, today? Pronoun roulette? What a steaming load. If I’m a Colorado Springs cop and I stop a tranny with a dozen freshly killed corpses in its ride, I’m going to take a pass and let them off with a warning. Anything else just isn’t worth the trouble.
Is gender bending the equivalent of a get out of jail free card, in Colorado Springs? You better believe it, Sparky.
Tales From The Victimhood
Source: PIG News Wire [02/26/10]
Name Games In Southern Mexifornia
With nothing more pressing on their agenda, some Elected Tormentors put a Korrectnik exclamation point on Black History Month, by changing the name of a local prominence in the Santa Monica Mountains:
For decades, a Santa Monica Mountain peak was named "Negrohead Mountain." Now, the elevation has been rededicated to honor a black pioneer who settled the area 120 years ago.
Now officially designated "Ballard Mountain," a plaque bearing the name of "John Ballard," a former slave who was the first black man to settle in the hills above Malibu, is permanently installed next to Kanan Road's north tunnel near the top of the 2,031-foot volcanic peak. (KTLA)
I’ve never heard of John Ballard, or the Southern Mexifornia prominence which now bears his name, not that it matters. What does matter, to me, is this: why did someone name this Hell-A hill "Negrohead Mountain" in the first place? It would be nice if someone at that Sanctuary City of Angels broadcasting blight - KTLA - shared that essential, historical, tidbit.
Curing What Ails Them
While GLAAD BAAGs are going postal over a 2008 vintage ballot initiative - Prop 8 - none of them have noticed a 43 year old gem in Mexifornia’s rules of engagement which implies a link between pedofile antics and GLAAD BAAGs:
Assembly Bill 2199, is just one of hundreds of bills given birth this week by lawmakers scurrying to meet a Friday deadline for introducing legislation this session.
AB 2199's targeted section, which was placed into law in 1967, requires the Department of Mental Health to "plan, conduct and cause to be conducted scientific research into the causes and cures of sexual deviation, including deviations conducive to sex crimes against children, and the causes and cures of homosexuality, and into methods of identifying potential sex offenders."
It's unclear how seriously the department ever heeded the Legislature's instructions. (Sacramento Bee)
DAMN IT! My top secret Mexifornia source reports that lab coated hooligans are thisclose to finding a cure for those leg-tingling pangs of unrequited lust which make Chris "Take Me Barry" Matthews such a relentlessly colorful bastard. After 43 years on the books, what’s the rush? A few more months is all we need to get ‘er done with The Tingler.
A Dressing Down In J.O.E.
When it comes to creating unnecessary problems, rampaging Brit Korrectniks are second to none. This week, the infuriating Korrectnik insanity is being spawned by some words of wisdom - they call it ‘official guidance’ - from the Brit Equality and Human Rights Commission.
Believe it or not, they’re painting a Korrectnik bull’s-eye on that bane of students’ existence, the mandatory school uniform/dress code. Korrectniks whine that a dress code which requires wenchlets to wear skirts might discriminate against transsexuals, in general, and girls who feel compelled to live as boys in particular.
‘...In a 68-page report on the human rights of transsexuals, the watchdog says that 'requiring pupils to wear gender-specific clothes is potentially unlawful'.
It says that research conducted for its report found that 'pupils born female with gender dysphoria experienced great discomfort being forced to wear stereotypical girls’ clothes — for example a skirt'.
Many schools across the country insist on girls wearing skirts as part of a strict uniform code which they believe maintains good levels of discipline among their pupils.
And although the Commission has threatened to use 'costly legal action' on schools who fail to comply, many are expected to maintain their rule on skirt wearing...’
‘...The guidance has been produced ahead of the Government’s Equality Bill which is likely to come into force this autumn.
The bill, masterminded by Harriet Harman, the Labour deputy leader, makes it a legal requirement for public authorities, including schools, to consider the impact on minority groups of all their policies — including how school uniforms might affect transsexual people.
They must do all they can to ensure transsexual children do not suffer discrimination, or face potential legal sanctions...’ (Daily Mail)
Silly me, I thought a school’s primary function involved instilling knowledge in their young charges. Obviously, such ‘old school’ ideas have no place in J.O.E.’s Educrap establishments.
Psychobabble Update
Source: Daily Mail [02/14/10]
With nothing better to do, the usual, head-shrinking, suspects have foraged in their amply padded butts and pulled out some new synaptic shortcomings. After exploring the updated copy of the shrink’s Tome, the Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the Daily Mail found several gems newsworthy.
If you can’t stop daydreaming, are instinctively passive, and can’t get your brain out of neutral, you’re not a lazy loser. You’re a victim of "Sluggish Cognitive Tempo Disorder".
If you’re the poster punk for temper tantrums, who flies off the handle over anything, everything, you’re not a chronically angry asshole. You’re a victim of "Intermittent Explosive Disorder".
If you’re a Tiger Woods-class horndog who must ‘repeatedly act out their sexual fantasies without any thought for the hurt it may cause others’, you’re not a testosterone poisoned jackass. You’re a victim of "Hypersexuality".
If you couldn’t get your wang ‘up’ and raring to go with a crane and a boatload of Viagra, you’re not a limp-dicked wimp. You’re a victim of "Sexual Arousal Disorder".
There’s even a malady for moral meatheads like Brent Bozell, Donny Wildmon, who get their rocks off by being ‘appalled by pornography and other obscenities’. They aren’t mere "Morality Nazis". They’re now Morality Nazis who are victims of "Absexuality".
It’s refreshing to learn that these psychobabble spewing nitwits haven’t lost their sense of humor.
More Ethnocrat Whining
Source: Neal Boortz’s Blog [02/11/10]
I won’t put words in the talkmaster’s mouth because he’s ready, willing and eager to do his own talking.
It has been a while since Barack Obama's race has come into the picture. There were particular instances during the campaign. For example, referring to Obama's "skinniness" was somehow construed as a racist comment. But it seems that there is a new line that is considered to be racist, at least according to the Charles Hamilton Houston Institute for Race and Justice. Founding director Charles Ogletree says that labeling Obama as a "professor" is a thinly veiled attack on his race.
Where did we last hear someone call Obama a professor? Why that would have been during Sarah Palin's recent address to the Tea Party convention in Nashville. She had a line: "They know we're at war, and to win that war we need a commander in chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern."
Ogletree says ..."The idea is that he's not one of us ... He has these ideas that are left wing, that are socialist, that he's palling around with terrorists -- those were buzzwords, but the reality was they were looking at this president as an African American who was out of place." But Ogletree isn't the only one who believes it to be a race-based comment. Thomas Haskell is a professor at Rice University. He says that he identifies with Obama because "he is an intellectual ... But what does that mean to John Q. Public? I don't know. John Q. Public may be frightened of these people, especially because this particular intellectual is a black."
So there you go. Yet another word to add to the list of labels that make you a racist.
I have a hot flash for Chuckles Ogletree: Chuckles, dude, it’s not now, and never was the color of Barry’s skin that rots my socks. It is, and always has been, the color of his politics: COMMIE RED.
Asinine Racial Bean-Counting
Source: Neal Boortz’ Blog [02/05/10]
Far be it from me to get in the talkmaster’s way when he’s on a roll.
You are going to love the race-pimping in this one. The US official coordinating relief efforts in Haiti is a man by the name of Rajiv Shah. Shah had a meeting the other day with the Congressional Black Caucus.
After the meeting, Rep. John Conyers (a Democrat from Michigan) wrote a letter to Secretary of State asking that Rajiv Shah be demoted.
So what happened? Looks like Rajiv Shah showed up to the meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus and did not have any black staff members in tow. Conyers was outraged and has called for his demotion. He says that the lack of minority staffers would "suggest there are no black people qualified to deal with Haiti."
Let's keep an eye on this race pimp. The next time Congressman Conyers gets on an airplane he should check out the people sitting in the cockpit. If one of them isn't black he should immediately get off the airplane, call a press conference, and start spewing his race pimp bullshit all over the airport.
Unbelievable.
John Conyers is in the hunt for Race Card Retard of the Year.
How Do They Say ‘NIMBY’ in Ruskie?
Source: PIG News Wire [01/29/10]
Moscow’s moonbat mayor, Uri Luzhkov, thrilled Ruskie GLAAD BAAGs spitless, again, when he painted a NIMBY bull’s-eye on a prance-a-thon in his city. If you ever wondered what ‘not no, but hell no’ sounds like in Ruskie-accented English, wonder no more:
The mayor of Moscow, known for his overtly homophobic statements, said Monday that he would never allow a gay pride parade in the city, calling it "Satanic" and saying marchers should be punished.
"A gay parade... cannot be called anything but a Satanic act," Yury Luzhkov told an education conference, quoted by Interfax news agency. "We haven't permitted such a parade and we won't permit it in the future."
Luzhkov called for gay marchers to be punished. "It's high time that we stop propagating nonsense discussions about human rights, and bring to bear on them the full force and justice of the law," he said. (AFP)
Come on, Yuri, tell us what you really think.
GLAAD-BAAG Hissy Fit
Source: PIG News Wire [01/22/10]
This pagan scribbler knows, from his many encounters with hypersensitive dweebs, that a critical mass of chronically offended twerps need a humor transplant, stat. Such hyperventilating goes with the territory, when your humor is infused with a terminally snarky ‘bite’. With that established, I now bring you a thrill-packed adventure in politically incorrect humor.
The scene of this PIG-worthy incorrectness is the University of Notre Dame’s student run newspaper, The Observer. The panty-wadding, hair-incinerating, gem is a certain cartoon which appeared in this student fishwrap:
The cartoon depicts a conversation between two figures that reads:
“What’s the easiest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?"
“No idea.”
“A baseball bat.”
Earlier, the cartoonist, who has not yet been named, posted the original version of the cartoon on his blog. In this version, it shows the punch line as “AIDS” instead of “a baseball bat.” The paper, he claimed, preferred “not to make light of fatal diseases.” (Irish Central Web Site)
Predictably, the funsters at GLAAD (The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) had a major meltdown over the fishwrap’s willingness to ‘promote violence’, declaring both versions of the cartoon "abhorrent". Equally predictable, the student fishwrap’s editor, Jenn Metz, served up a tearful - I wasn’t there to stop them - apology to GLAAD via phone. Just getting started, she posted this prose in her fishwrap:
"The editors of The Observer would like to publicly apologize for the publication of “The Mobile Party” in the Jan. 13 edition. The burden of responsibility ultimately lies on us for allowing it to go to print. There is no excuse that can be given and nothing that can be said to reverse the damage that has already been done by this egregious error in judgment."
"Allowing this cruel and hateful comic a place on our pages disgraced those values and severely hurt members of our Notre Dame family — our classmates, our friends. For this, we sincerely apologize. Unfortunately, the language of hate is an everyday reality in our society.”
Korrectness is alive and well at the University of Notre Dame.
When In Doubt Play The Race Card
Source: Hambo’s Hammer [01/15/10]
Denver Public Schools put considerable thought and planning into all the elements of this year’s Martin Luther King Day festivities. Leaving nothing to chance, they did their research, then announced the lunch menu: southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit. No harm, no foul? It depends on whom you ask.
If you ask chronically offended Ethnocrats - the race card retards who forced the Educrats to apologize for planning such an egregiously insensitive menu - you’ll get this bullcrap:
"When you reduce it to the 'I have a dream' speech and a fried chicken and collard green lunch, you have just destroyed everything that Dr. King stood for," said Vern Howard, chairman of the Martin Luther King Jr. Colorado Holiday Commission.
Denver Public Schools changed the Friday meal to the manager's choice for Friday. Jennifer Holladay, the parent who originally complained about the menu, e-mailed KMGH a statement that said: "I'm confident we'll see stereotype-free menus in the future." (KMGH)
If you ask rational, Melanin-Enriched, adults, you get this dose of sanity:
"To me, I don't see that much wrong with this," said Franklin Stigal, owner of the Afro-Styling Barber Shop. "A lot of people are just griping to be griping."
Chereka Dickerson, who helps run the soul food restaurant Welton Street Café, said the criticisms were over-the-top. "If that's the food that's really associated with black people in America, why not celebrate it instead of trying to make everything negative?" she said.
If you want the inside scoop on this ‘racially insensitive’ meal, this tidbit from the WFSB news item should help you understand how far the Ethnocrats have strayed into the Twilight Zone:
The Houston School District has offered fried chicken and collard greens on Martin Luther King's birthday for years. Last year, in response to questions, they issued the following statement:
"The Food Service Department often runs a promotion in celebration of his birthday. The promotion includes posters and public-address announcements promoting the special meal served in the cafeterias, as well as his message of remembering to celebrate with the spirit of giving back to the community ... 'a day on, not a day off.' A menu committee researches all promotions and has utilized the MLK Center of Atlanta as a resource for information about this famous leader. Elaine Hall, from the Archives Department at the King Center in Atlanta, has informed the committee that Dr. King's favorite meal includes fried chicken, collard greens, cornbread and sweet potato pie."
Serving Dr. King’s favorite meal on Martin Luther King Day is, somehow, ‘racially insensitive’...is that your testimony, head up the butt Ethnocrat Sparky?
Ethnocrats Play ‘Chicken’
Source: Golden Oinks [01/08/10]
The thrilling fact about race card waving retards is their utter and complete lack of common sense. Take, for example, an Internet advertisement for a well-known fast food franchise, which has Ethnocrat panties in a wad.
The scene is a cricket match. The focal point of the ad is a fan who finds himself alone, in the middle of a noisy throng of people who are cheering for the ‘other’ team. Understandably nervous, the man makes peace offering with the other team’s fans, by offering them some of the fast food firm’s signature product. No harm, no foul? It should be, but the Ethnocrats insist on labeling it racist.
Why?
The focal point of the ad is an Australian cricket fan.
The throng of fans supporting the other team are from the West Indies.
The fast food firm behind the ad is KFC and the signature product is - TA DA - fried chicken.
In the reality-insulated realm where Ethnocrats lurk, offering fried chicken to Melanin-Enriched West Indians is - trumpet fanfare - RACIST.
Racist? That’s a crock.
Sadly, everyone is running for cover on this one, now that the Ethnocrat crap has hit the fan. When I say ‘everyone’, I include the suits at KFC, who insist that this online ad was deployed without their permission.
Has everyone lost their f-ing mind? For those outside that bastion of sanity, the FSOP, the answer is ‘yes’.
A New Victimhood Category?
Source: PIG’s Golden Oinks [12/18/09]
For the second time in recent weeks, ‘gingers’ are the focal point of panty-wading, Korrectnik angst. First, we had that vile ‘beat a ginger day’ obscenity, an event which rational adults decried. At the time, some irrational adults made ‘hate crime’ noises, but nothing ever came of it. Fast forward to the present, and we have another incident where gingers (red heads) are treated like a certified victim group. Are gingers the next big ‘I am a victim’ thing? Stay tuned.
The focal point of this Brit busybody outburst is a fishwrap advertisement perpetrated by Virgin Media, which wanted to attract viewers to its boob tube show, "Dating in the Dark". Eager to create that enriching ‘buzz’ about the show, Virgin Media deployed the showstopping tag line, "How do you spot a ginger in the dark?" No harm, no foul? In a rational world, but, at least 3 Brit busybodies - presumably gingers (redheads) - got their knickers in a knot over it, then complained to ASA (the Advertising Standards Authority).
Did the ASA asshats laugh it off and tell these caterwauling cretins to ‘get over it’? Nope. Did the ASA asshats pay attention, when "Dating in the Dark" producers explained that ‘the premise of the show was to challenge people's perception of attractiveness and to encourage decisions based on personality as well as looks’? Nope:
[T]he Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) agreed with three complainants that the ad was likely to cause serious offence and should not be used again. "We considered the text was likely to be interpreted ... as a statement that reflected a choice between looks and personality ... being a suggestion that people with ginger hair were unattractive," the ASA said in a statement. "We considered the ad was unlikely to be interpreted to be light-hearted in tone and was instead likely to be seen as prejudicial against people with ginger hair." (Daily Mail)
As usual, the busybodies and their ASA cohorts are playing into Virgin Media’s hands, by giving this dating show all this free publicity. Laughing all the way to the bank? You better believe it, thanks for the free plug Sparky.
Parting shot: Virgin Media used another memorable tagline in other ads: "When the lights come on I just hope I haven’t been kissing Shrek." So far, no lime green Ogres have filed a complaint with the ASA, proving that, unlike Brit busybodies, green Ogres have a sense of humor.
Minnesota Meatheads’ Victimhood Validation Scheme
Source: Steaming Loads [12/11/09]
The Korrectniks running the teacher training program at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities want to impose a mandatory, Culturally Marxist litmus test on all aspiring teachers. They proclaim that, if you don’t have their properly-Korrect views, you can’t enter their teaching education program. They decree that, if you don’t espouse their steeped in victimhood bullshit, you’re out, before you begin.
This steaming pile of victimist turds, the Race, Culture, Class and Gender Task Group, is determined ram through utterly anti-American teachers education curriculum requirements like these:
• "Future teachers will be able to discuss their own histories and current thinking drawing on notions of white privilege, hegemonic masculinity, heteronormativity, and internalized oppression."
• Teachers will be able to articulate a "critical analysis of this story of America, for what it illuminates and what it hides or distorts" including:
- "myth of meritocracy in the United States"
- "historical connections between scientific racism, intelligence testing, and assumptions of fixed mental capacity"
- "alternative explanations for mobility (and lack of it)"
- "history of demands for assimilation to white, middle-class, Christian meanings and values"
- "history of white racism, with special focus on current colorblind ideology"
• "Future teachers are able to explain how institutional racism works in schools" and recognize that "schools and classrooms are often structured in ways that advantage and disadvantage some groups but are also critical sites for social and cultural transformation." (Fox News)
This brainwashing bullshit has no place in this land conceived in liberty.
