You've got your degree without loitering around the local college
campus for 4 years. It's time to call mommy and daddy and tell them
to make room on the refrigerator, because you are now a graduate
of PIG's Ethnic/Gender Studies program. All without costing you,
your folks, or the taxpayer's one thin dime.
degree is more than symbolic, It's downloadable! Use it for whatever
benefit you think it may have. It makes a hell of a fishwrap! It's
also a great cat box liner. Who knows. Maybe one day you'll start
up your own Victim-'Hood. But in the meantime...
I do want fries with that, and, don't forget my damn Pepsi!!!