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Damn Company Policy |
Damn Company Policy |
Damn Company Policy |
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For Those With Shit For Brains |
For Todays Generation Of Spoiled Brats |
"Does This Make Me Look Fat?" |
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PIGster In Training |
Chuck Norris Sez... |
"Joey, Have You Ever Been In A Turkish Prison?" |
Potty Humor |
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Porcus' Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner |
Face Time |
Who The F**K Does Your Hair? |
'Forked |
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Damned Earthlings Have All The Fun |
Found On Porcus' Night Stand |
Whose Yo Daddy? |
Lip Service, Anyone? |
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When I Say, "Get Off My Lawn" I Mean It! |
Decompressing In Real Time |
For The Girlie Man You Wish Weren't In Your Life |
Privileged? |
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Porcus' Personal VooDoo Doll |
King Who??? |
Smart Therapy |
Remember. You Are Special |
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Bitch Needs Some Cheese To Go With Her Whine |
Heartburn |
Prescribed Just For Generation "Wuss" |
Middle Aged Millennials |
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Purrfect Pick Up Plan |
Just Don't Step In It. |
Take This Job And... |
It's In The Bag |
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Ups And Downs |
Thanks, Mom! |
The Little EngineThat Was Simply A Wuss |
My Self-Esteem Thanks You
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A Moment Of Clarity |
"Like, OMG! I Totally Have To Go" |
The All-New 2016 Pavement Pounder |
When 'SHE' Really Doesn't Like Your Ex |
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Upper-Management Motto |
Revisionist Product Recall |
Fun: When You Really Could Put An Eye Out |
The X Factor |
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Eat One And You're Hungry In An Hour |
Future MSNBC Anchor |
Once Upon A Time... |
He's Either Married, Shortchanged Or Confused |
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Look! Up In The Sky! It's A...? |
WWJD*?
What Would Jesus Drink?
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Friends Don't Let Friends Get... |
Coming To A Debate Near You |
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The 'ONE' That Got Away |
Truth In Advertising |
Bagged And Tagged |
How A Bar Is Born |
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Got Comb? |
Chain Letter RSVP. We Need Stuff |
Bobbitized: DIY Style. OUCH! |
Basically, You're FUCKED |
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Doggie Tricks |
A Fitting Farewell To Cecil |
Clint's AARP Card |
Fembots Want HER On The $10 Bill? |
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Like A Good Neighbor |
GSA: The Generic State of America |
Hi-Tech/L-Tech Hang Over |
Just For Hambo |
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Try Extra Strength Lip-Lock |
All Proceeds Go To Cigarettes And D-Block Bubba |
Bundle Up! It's A Bit Nippy Outside |
WTF Is Wrong With This Picture! |
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Meet Robert: A True Success Story! |
Men: Ain't They Sweet? |
Greyhounds |
Racial Profiling: The Je$$e Jack$on Way |
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Bad Hair Day? Bad Day All Around |
Good Intentions Gone Bad |
"...This Means You, Mexifornians" |
The Stuck Family |
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TGIF? |
"But He's Such A Good Boy. Really" |
The Al Gore Memorial Glacier |
Endangered Species |
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Party Time! |
Book 'Em, Dano |
A PIG PSA - Pick Your Poison |
How Zombies Are Made At TheKool-Aid Factory |
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Xmas Card From The Ferguson Firebugs |
Really Rugged Individuals Don't Give A Shit |
...For When You Really Need To Ace That Test |
When Not Working On PIG, We're Busy Hitting The Books |
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Motown: From Exhaust Pipes To Crack Pipes |
The Calvin-istic Approach To Chores |
The One(s) On The Left Still Win |
Why We Shouldn't Eat Paste Or Chew On Crayons |
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"I Really Hate This Game" - Porcus |
Weak |
An 'OOPS!' Of Epic Proportions |
Creepy Kid |
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Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus And I'm Him, Dammit! |
Bottoms Up? |
A Redneck Serenade |
The Great Escape |
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Everyone's First Baby Picture |
They Still Measure In Inches? |
Daniel San, Switch On, Switch Off |
Hands On Experience |
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"Some Animals Are More 'Equal' Than Others" |
The Absolute HORROR!!! |
Creative Problem Solving |
Balls To The Wall? |
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The Happiest Place On PIG's Earth |
Knock. Knock. |
Future Perv Or Mass Murderer? |
Keep America Beautiful |
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You Can't Question This Answer |
Only In Mexifornia |
Meet "Art" Hobbies Include Hanging Around And Taking Up Space |
If Red Bull Give You Wings, WTF Happened Here |
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Good To The last Drop |
Meals On Wheels |
Just Say "Hell Yes!" |
Phallic
Tom-Phoolery? |
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This Is Your Brain... |
PIGs Food Pyramid |
Ancient Chinese Secret |
A "Watch This" Moment - Adult Diaper Not Included |
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Exterminated At Last! |
Abusing Technology? |
Silent Scream |
Last Act Of A Selfless Selfiephile |
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Somebody Needs A Huggies |
Pumped At The Pump |
Millennial Fashion |
WWMD? |
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Jumping The Sharks |
Can I Play? |
This Is Just Sooo Special |
LibSpeak |
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Waterboarding: Kermit Style |
What's The Use? |
Eternal Gratitude |
Realistic Female Role Model |
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Delusions Of Grandiosity |
Children Should Be Seen... |
Lessons From Reality Street |
Alternative Energy Form |
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Alternative Energy Form |
Checkout Lines |
PIG's Outreach Program |
Leash Laws For Brats |
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Word Games |
Accessories |
Hammered At Home Depot |
This One's For Hambo |
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Great Way To Start The Day |
Car Wreck In Mexico! |
Just One Of Those Days |
...And The Horse You Rode In On |
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Survey Says: This Works |
Who AreThe REAL Clowns? |
Nut Job And Proud Of It! |
Balls: Take Two And Hope They Grow |
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Poster Child For Prima Donna Syndrome |
Sellout? Uncle Tom? Rabble-Rouser? |
She Forgot Cigarettes |
D'oh! |
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Check With The Proctologist, Too |
What's The Point In Attending? |
John Has Left The Building |
For Ball Handlers Only |
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Advertising Pays |
"...And For My Next Trick..." |
Anyone You Care To Admit Knowing? |
A Day In The Life... |
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Toys Night Out |
If You Are What You Eat, Then WTF! |
Childhood Stars: Where Are They Now? |
Chuck: Comes In Peace - Kim Leaves In Pieces
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Midnight snacks |
Could it really be...Buckwheat? |
Who ate who? |
Hillbilly wisdom |
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Nuts |
Born on 3rd base,
thought he hit a triple |
OMG! What a dinosaur! |
PIG's security staff |
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The original Easy Rider. Now extinct |
Step right up! |
To infiniti...and beyond |
Where's that damn Sandman?!? |
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Hey, Je$$e, this card expired years ago |
Suckers!!! |
Happy Hour?
You bet! |
Third World speed demons |
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Go ahead, brat, pull my ear one more time |
Fiscally
De-Balled |
Open season on douchebags and wannabes! |
Geek-Speak |
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Hey babe, got root? |
Diehard Blowhards |
We've got a high speed chase down aisle 5 |
Hey, it's always five o'clock somewhere |
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Hey Barn, I think you're on to something |
Un-Gun Control THIS, punks! |
"...He really had no defense" |
Gittin' Er Done, without an illegal |
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Got Wood? |
At Least He Didn't Put An Eye Out |
The Situation Is Looking Bleak For The Future |
Let's See The Chinese Copy This |
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To Be Filed Under "Who The F**k Cares" |
Every Day Is Infidel Day! |
Irony |
"...And The Horse You Rode In On, Barry" |
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PIG's Mandatory Office Supply |
A Real Slice Of Life |
"...And So I Sez To Her... Holy Shit!!!" |
Are We There Yet?
Are We There Yet? |
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Self Defense For Women |
In This Case, Patience Is Not A Virtue |
Walricide |
Fluke Off, Floozie! |
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Don't Mess With A Marine...Or His Friends |
Where's My Damn Weed Whacker? |
When Duct Tape Is Your Best Friend |
Pass The Barf Bag...STAT!!! |
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...And You Can Reach Me At The Bates Hotel |
But Barney, I Wanna Go To Chick-Fil-A's |
A Tender Father/Son Moment |
Remember When a Dollar Was Worth A Dollar? |
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Order Yours Now And We'll Include FREE Ammo |
Redneck Ingenuity |
Why The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side |
Good Thing He Didn't Step In It |
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Guess Who I Am |
Son Of Taxi Driver |
Porcus Greets The Day |
Say Hello To My Little Friend |
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Protest? What Protest? |
Old Guys Wisdom |
Basement Boy On Steroids |
Beer: The Ultimate Hallucinogen |
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At Last...#1 |
At Last...#2 |
At Last...#3 |
At Last...#4 |
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How About A Knuckle Sandwich Instead? |
A PIG PSA: Tag! You're IT! |
Built Ford Tough, Achmed |
Tanlines Courtesy Chinese Swimsuits |
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Fatal Attraction |
Go For It! |
Hambo CANNOT Come Out Until He Cleans His Room! |
WTFuk!!! |
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Try Finding This On Craigs List |
Steel Cage Match Included With Paid Admission |
Faster Than A Speeding...
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Why Commas Matter |
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But Where's The 'Truth?' |
Pleading The Case For Tolerance |
Bravery Goes Above And Beyond |
Dimbulb: Screw In And Get Screwed |
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Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Scared |
Yep, We Got Wimp! |
We'll Begin With Some 12 Oz. Curls |
For Some Real Baaad Ass, Call... |
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Brigham's Babes |
Partying: Jihad Style (B.Y.O.B*.)
*Bombs |
...More Falafel Fun!!! |
Inter-Galactic Thuggery |
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The Barney-Fifemobile |
Karma |
Judicial Jihad |
Advanced Technology |
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Heartily Endorsed By Hugh Hefner |
Pelosi's Childhood Home |
"...And The Horse You Rode In On, Mr. Kerry" |
Perfect Formation |
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Toon Wars |
Mmmm! Juicy Fruit |
Crayons Ready, Jethro? |
Shhh! Here Comes One Now |
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TIME Magazine's Parasites Of The Year |
All You'll Ever Need To Know |
Porcus' Personal Lifeguard & Flotation Device |
Butt The Fuck Out!!! |
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Anyone Up For A Food Fight? |
Road Kill 'N' Grill 'R' Us |
Hambo Enjoying Break Time At The PIG Bunker |
Look Mom! No More Hemorrhoids!! |
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Taking Refuge |
'Taint What You Think It Is |
Think Your Job Sucks? |
PIG's Official First Aid Kit |
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A Reminder From A 'Good Neighbor' |
"Are we There Yet? Are We There Yet?" |
Dummy And Dumberer |
Hostile Work Environment |
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Waaaay Too Close For Comfort |
Timely Mid-Term Words From Abe |
A Very Inconvenient Truth, Huh, Al?
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Big Brother: Automated |
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Job Prospects |
This Will Really Leave 'Em In The Dust |
Damn Tailgaters |
Feelings Of Inadequecy |
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This Time, It's Really OK To Cry |
"I'm Looking For The Rat Bastard That Dressed Me Like This " |
Take This And Call Me In The Morning |
You Can Forget All About Kodak Moments With One Of These |
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Law-'N-Order Maintenance |
In Limbo |
Teleprompters: He Don't DARE Leave Home Without One |
Listen Up!
This Means YOU
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Merry Christmas From The Top Secret PIG Bunker |
Conflict Resolution |
Porcus' Old Piece 'O Shit Mac |
Hee-Haw Goes High-Tech |
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Calvinomics |
Hey, Pelosi! Fly Me...Straight To Hell |
Details. Details. |
Kool-Aid. Nectar Of The Zombies |
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Make Way For The Barrymobile |
The Devil Made Me Do It |
Thats It! I Quit! |
Burkas. All Those In Favor... |
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Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention |
Arithmetic You May Need To Know |
The Bear Facts |
Where You Can Find Porcus & Hambo |
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What The AARP Really Stands For |
Forking Around |
All God's Creatures... |
Thinkin' Big,
Livin' Large
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Dirk Doppler:
Weather Dude
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Nobel Prize: In The Correct Context |
More Ignobility |
In Honor Of Al:
The Bundy Bike! |
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Still A Pig |
Porcus Greets Another Day |
The Sign Of The Dweeb |
THE Bat Out Of Hell |
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Porcus' Inner Child |
Urkel-Nomics |
Good Enough? Smart Enough?
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The American Way??? |
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William Tell Club
Initiation |
Old Guys DO Rule!!! |
WTF? |
In 'N' Out Fur Burger Urge |
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Geography Lesson |
Transparent aka
See Thru Presidency
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Move Over, Tickle Me Elmo |
Hot Lead Enema, Anyone? |
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Happy Easter, Courtesy The
U.S. Navy! |
Go Ahead, We Double Dog
Dare You |
Served To Purrfection |
"Missed A Spot, Boy" |
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Eat Me, Big Boy! |
"Dibs On Legs" |
The Reek Shall
Inherit The Earth |
Hambo: Ginger
Porcus: MaryAnn |
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Glad She's On
OUR Team |
Noxious Wisdom |
The Thrill Of Victory |
In Your Face, Cindy Sheehan |
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One Size Fits All |
Ride 'Em Cowboy |
Damn Asian Drivers |
Cheap Sunglasses |
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Hey, It Was In The Prenuptial |
Going Postal |
Courtesy, Redneck Airlines |
I Dare You! |
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Why I Quit
Drinking |
Smooth Move, Ex-Lax |
A Woman Scorned... |
Cable Company At It Again |
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Funny, But Someone Will Stop |
The Pajama Party |
Rise And Shine |
UN-American |
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Eddie Van Halen To Van Horror
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Blondes Have More Dumb |
Dream Job |
Over 1 Billion Fat Asses Served |
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Canine On Steroids |
Ladies...? |
OK. Where's Imus? |
Crap!!! |
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Easy...Rider |
Aww Mom! |
I Dare You! |
Beer Power |
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Screeching Halt |
Mrs. Porcus Leaves Her Mark |
Haulin' Ass |
Typical |
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Thanks, But No Thanks |
Been There, Done That |
Justice |
Barney Fife In Training |
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D'oh |
Porcus' Provisions |
Deliverance? |
Testing! Testing! |
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Here Chico!
Here Chico! |
Mr. & Mrs Porcus
Camping |
Teamwork |
Bite The Bitch |
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Dear Santa |
Do It, Rudy! |
Harassment? |
Feeling Lucky? |
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Thank You, 3M |
Keep Your Eye On The Prize |
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em |
Another Victim Of Outsourcing |
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Bang! Zoom! |
Run Forrest, Run! |
Nectar Of The Ho's |
Greetings From America |
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Doctors
Orders!!!
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Love
Potion
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Evolution
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MexAmerika
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Thank
You Sir, May I Have Another!
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Sometimes
He Needs Some Inspiration
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Can
I Play?
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Duke
Speaks From Grave He Turns In
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My
Husband Joined
Al-Queda, & All I Got
Was A Lousy Burka
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Hi
Muhammadl! I'm Smith, He's Wesson,
That's Colt!
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Double
Barrel
Virgin Justice
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Sheet
Heads
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Learn
'Em & Live 'Em
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Got
Paddles? You'll Need Them Here.
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Say
Cheesecake
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Points
Of Interest
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Some
Crack Kills &
Some Crack Thrills
You Be The Judge
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Only
In Amerika!
Don't Laugh, You're School Is Next
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What
We're All Thinking
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Dedicated
To All The
Barney Fife's And
Deputy Dawgs
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The
Result Of Lip-
Flapping Media
Meatheads
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It
Was Worth The
Car, Mortgage,
Kid's College Fund...
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Don't
Mess With Ma
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You
Just Might Be A
Redneck If...
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