Hero, Sergeant Pork, fresh off the front lines of the Afghani and Iraqi
theatres, has been called in to lead a new coalition, appropriately dubbed,
O.I.N.K. is an assignment unlike any other, as this time the enemy
is operating on American soil. His assignment, to deploy operatives
with the purpose of engaging in the ongoing struggle to liquidate
the oppressive tactics of political correctness and other forms
of domestic terrorism.
will be working in concert with Agent Oink and Barbi Q. Ribs to
lead a three-pronged assault as well as with a volunteer brigade
which Pork hopes to recruit along the way.
will be no dropping of warning leaflets out of aircraft for this
campaign. However, Pork has made his objective list available to
warn those responsible for the spread of the P.C. Plague:
Assorted Shysters, Psycho-Babblers,
Environmentals and the usual cabal of Coddlers,
Enablers, Ex-Individuals, Hillary lovers and other
Kingpins of Korrectness.
God help any gangbangers, dope dealers, vandals, taggers, pimps,
scumbags, used car
salesmen, illegal invaders, undesireables and other low-rent characters
that the coaltion may encounter on our Roadmap to Berkeley, U.N.,
whatever. After all, we want to keep America beautiful, too"
am here to serve notice. You all know who you are, the American
people know who you are, and most of all, I know who you are. Consider
yourselves warned.", Pork asserted.
Campaigns: Pork has strategically pinponted the head of the snake
on most U.S. college campuses and public schools. In a sweeping
move, Pork & Co. will begin their Road Map to a Korrectness
Free America campaign at the root of the problem, Berkley.
am sworn to defend America against all enemies, foreign and domestic,
in this case, domestic. Our objective is to smoke 'em out of their
Ivory Tower, government building, law office, classroom, newsroom
left-wing, victim-hood, p.c. infested ratholes."
campaign is going to make General Sherman's march to the sea look
like a tea party", a determined Pork vowed. "There are
too many young minds at stake. Our country's future is in the hands
of these Korrectniks who have transformed our media outlets, courts,
places of employment and especially our educational system into
one big encounter group. The way they brainwash these kids, the
boys act more like male NO-NADs, and the girls act more like truck
drivers", a disappointed Pork related. "Don't even get
me started on the Ethnocrats. All they are is a bunch of racists
and separatists, hiding behind melanin-enriched skin" Pork
asserted. "We will not rest until we liberate these individuals
from the tyrannical brand of politically correct Liberalism that
is being forced down their throats."
our job is not to editorialize, but to kick P.C., Leftist ass from
Berkley to the United Nations and all Korrectnik encampments in
between, and you can take that to the bank. I promise".
what would occur if P.C. reared it's ugly head once his mission
was completed, Pork had these immortal words, "I shall return!"