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PIG takes you on an action packed visit to some dark corners of Hambo's mind..

This rant wasn't intended for Page One, but here it is and here it will stay, for at least a week. Why? It started while I was searching for a suitable Top Story theme. Unmoved by the usual suspects - another race-related hissy fit, a tantrum about the on-going invasion from Central and South America - my mind wandered off to a much more compelling phenomenon: the White Blight.

I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. It - White Blight- has nothing to do with oppressors (aka whitey). 'White Blight' is a Hamboism for a curious observation: there's a 70% likelihood that the asshole who is tailgating you, cutting you off, or is just being a dick is driving a white car. 'White' denotes the color of the vehicle. 'Blight' warns you that a complete asshole is in the driver seat.

Did I just call everyone who drives a white car an asshole? Nope. I simply stated my conviction that an overwhelming majority of assholes prefer white cars, with silver cars running a distant second on the asshole car color preference roster.

Armed with 'White Blight', I wrestled with a thorny decision. Is this a suitable candidate for a law? Or, is it the newest Hambo theory? It lacks the requisite decisive quality needed by a law but it's a tad too proven to be a theory. After thinking it over, I concluded that it fits best with theory.

So what? In my case, with my Top Story musings at a dead end, I decide to expound upon my laws and theories. Among other things, it gives our table another week to relax, since this topic is devoid of table pounding prose.

Since we're already in 'theory' mode, here are a few for your thoughtful consideration:

Theory: Newton's Dirty Little Secret

"Don't be a schnook, you know you're gonna look."
-- Ziggy "The Brain" Kowalski

One of Newton's least known laws, states that sweater puppies create their own gravity well, after they cross a certain 'size' threshold. Women, by and large, have a natural immunity, but men don't. That's why, no matter how hard a dude tries, no matter how gross the sweater puppy packer, the bigger they are, the more impossible it is for him not to stare. It's not bad manners, it's science, Sparky.

Theory : The REAL reason NO-NADS hate men has nothing to do with 'the patriarchy'. NO-NADs hate men because dudes can take a whiz, standing up.

I had my moment of clarity during an outing with some friends. Having ingested the requisite quantity of adult beverage, nature called. The truth 'hit' me when Ziggy "The Brain" Kowalski bailed out of the car to drain the weasel behind a nearby tree. One of the females present expressed her profound disgust for this advantageous bit of male physiology with an impressive burst of Ziggy bashing profanity.

Eureka! NO-NADs hate men because the male of the human species is suitably equipped to take a standing whiz. Relief is a simple matter of zip, whip, whiz, shake, tuck, zip, get on with the business at hand. We're in and out, in a couple minutes, while SHE is still in that line outside the ladies room. That's when the penis envy reaches critical mass.

This wang envy gnaws at them, growing stronger every time they must stand in line, waiting, endlessly, for the women's room while HE is in and out of the men's room in a heartbeat. Eventually it unhinges the poor darlings completely.

You'd think that they'd be feeling smug because they outlive men, but NOOOOOOOO! They're eaten up with jealousy, because men can take a standing whiz. Isn't it about time they got over it?

Theory: Explaining The One

I've hatched a new theory about Messiah Barry.

It starts with a good time loving, dope smoking, dude whose ambition is to spend his life getting high and getting laid. He dreams of a no pressure job, where nobody expects him to do anything but cash his checks and party hearty. His name was Barry.

His happily ever after hits a scowling speed bump, when a hellish, shrew of a woman sinks her hooks into what she considers a diamond in the rough, whom she marries. She polishes her diamond, hounding him into meeting her idea of the right people. When the shrew finished with him, Barry was gone and Barack had, reluctantly taken his place.

Profoundly unhappy, our hero doesn't have the stones to tell them all to piss off. Instead, he lets his shrew wife hound him into a series of increasingly stressful jobs, all of which he despises. Eventually, he's hounded into the most stressful job on Earth and he hates it.

Since he can't tell the shrew to STFU, he refocuses his anger on a nation that put him into that hellish job. He's taking out his shrew-directed anger on We the People and this land conceived in liberty because he's afraid to confront his wife and tell her: Leave me the fuck alone, bitch.

What Barack hates most of all isn't America. What he really hates is his life. He wants to be Barry again.

Theory: Perks and Penalties

I've noticed that Mother Nature has a twisted way of balancing her books. For every biological perk, she imposes a corresponding penalty. Here's a example.

Perk: A male California Gray Whale has a wang that's at least 12 feet long.

Penalty: Despite his impressive 'gear', he only gets laid once a year. First, he listens to months of 'not tonight, honey, I've got a headache'. Then, since she can only get 'in the mood' to hell and gone from the only place a whale dude can get a decent meal, he must swim thousands of miles for a shot at his once-a-year booty call.

Mother Nature pulled a similar trick on us. After giving human males this standing whiz perk, this sick wench was compelled to impose a corresponding penalty. That's why she affixed the troublesome male appendage in front, then made life thrilling for males by giving them a hair-trigger libido that's triggered by visual stimuli. How the hell is a dude supposed to convince some hottie that he 'loves her for her mind', when that tent in the front of his pants is screaming, LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE.

Life is, as many of us have noticed, defined by off-setting conditions. For example, nature is replete with incidents of off-setting natural forces. The thrust of a jet's engine is offset by a physical property we call 'drag'. Electrons moving through a wire are offset by the wire's inherent resistance. Our planet is held in its orbit by a balance struck between the Earth's momentum and the Sun's gravity.

Human biology is also defined by these off-setting forces, what I like to call 'perks' and 'penalties'. Human males get the 'perk' of a standing whiz, plus an 'instant on' arousal mechanism. It's the latter which imposes the penalty. Instant on is an automatic response, which a dude can't always control and is destined to be embarrassing. I guarantee that, sooner or later, every dude will pitch blatant, involuntary, 'wood'.

Human females get the 'perk' of being multi-orgasmic, but it, too, has a penalty. Unlike the male, there's no 'instant on' feature, so, before she can go off like a 21-gun salute, someone has to coax her nads into a cooperative frame of mind.

Once you set your mind to it, you'll notice perks and penalties cropping up everywhere. It's what 'they' mean by 'life is a series of tradeoffs'.

What: A Citizen's Right to Vote
Perk: As an American citizen, you get to pick the Elected Tormentor(s) who will represent you.

Penalty: Every intellectual flatliner gets the same perk, which explains how an unabashed Marxist Messiah won the keys to the Red Shed's Oval Office.

What: Inalienable Individual Liberty
Perk: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Penalty: Those selected to preserve, protect and defend your liberty are the ones most likely to trample on it.

What: Mexifornia
Perk: It's blessed with countless natural wonders and mild weather.

Penalty: It's populated by a critical mass of raving moonbats who, invariably, punch a chad for some rampaging, Marxist.

What: "No Assembly Required"
Perk: The salespunk assured you that your new whizbang is "so easy to install that even a child can do it."

Penalty: There's never one of the smartass snot-gobblers around when you really need them.

By now, you should have the big picture. All things considered, Perks & Penalties aren't a fate worse than death, if you're paying attention. You need to train yourself to look past the perk, which is always front and center, to check out the penalty that's lurking in the shadows. Study the perk and penalty closely, critically, then ask yourself "Is it worth it?"

With an increasingly lawless government, and a growing lawlessness among various elements of the parasite horde, I stepped into the void, with some laws of my own. Here are some pertinent examples.

Hambo's Character Building Axiom
Although character building begins when things go wrong with your 'best laid plan', it's not an official character building episode, until you start swearing.

Hambo's Technology Axiom
Eventually, all programmable whiz bangs will be hit by the twin terrors of technology: a computer virus and a porn application.

Hambo's Media Circus Law
No news story qualifies as a legitimate Media Circus, until the Media Slut In Red (Gloria Allred) gets her on camera face time.

Hambo's Political Scandal Law
If the first word out of the news nitwit's mouth isn't REPUBLICAN, you can bet the proverbial agriculture endeavor that the sleazy Elected Tormentor is a Demoncrat.

Hambo's First Inconvenient Truth
The time interval between your purchase of an item and its loss - or destruction - is inversely proportional to the price you paid. In other words, the more you pay, the shorter the time you'll have it: I.E., those $300 sunglasses won't last a fortnight, but that $10 pair will be with your forever.

Hambo's Aviation Law
The words most likely to appear in any headline about a homemade aircraft are "crashes" and "pilot dies".

Hambo's Marketplace Theorem
For every asinine, intrusive, liberty infringing bureaucratic action, there is an equal, and opposite, liberty restoring marketplace reaction.

Hambo's Rural Justice Axiom
You probably won't find Sheriff Andy Taylor in rural America, but every town has its Barney Fife.

Hambo's Law of Promotions
"Anyone but him/her" is a virtually infallible way to determine who will be promoted to run your department. (Simply look around for the one who elicits the strongest "anyone but them" response.)

Hambo's Thespian Axiom
A thespian's ego is inversely proportional to his, her, hisher or its intelligence. (Actors are so full of themselves that they can't see how stupid they are.)

Hambo's Shyster Spew Law
The suckage of a product touted on the radio is inversely proportional to the speed and length of the shyster spew at the end of the ad. (The faster they talk, the longer it lasts, the more likely it is that the product reeks.)

Hambo's Nutrition Theorem
A food's ranking on the Food Nazi hit list is inversely proportional to how much you enjoy eating it. I.E., the better it tastes, the more likely it is that some Food Nazi wants to ban it.

Hambo's Fun Food Fact
The better it tastes, the higher the probability that your doctor would have a hissy fit if he caught you eating it.

Hambo's Warbler Law
The listenability of any singer is inversely proportional to the number of bumping and grinding guys 'n gals on stage with him, her, himher, or it. [The more 'distractions' a warbler deploys, the more their singing is likely to suck.]

Hambo's Defensive Eating Law
When confronted with food you don't recognize, don't be a hero. Wait for someone else to try it first. It's better to be a witness at their coroner's inquest than to be the guest of honor at yours.

Hambo's First Law of Journalism
In the twilight zone called journalism, there are certain givens. One 'given' is that the most likely words to follow a lead about a risk taking dolt dubbed an 'Adventurer' are, in no special order: stranded, lost, missing, injured and killed.

Hambo's Need To Breed Law
Anyone can spawn, but those who are least prepared for parenthood are the ones who are most likely to play reproduction roulette with the human gene pool.

All these deep thoughts are giving me a headache, so I'll wrap this up and chill with an ice cold one. As for you, PIGster Sparky, sit back and marvel at my compelling wisdom.

Holy Enlightenment, Batman.


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WORD OF THE DAY

PUBLIC POLICY ISSUE, n.

Shyster bovine excrement that always precedes each full fledged frontal assault on some capitalist's wallet.

"Have you heard anybody say, "We have got to stop the spending"? Have you heard any Republicans say, "We've got to reduce the deficit," the national debt. Have you heard any Republicans say, "We have got to continue to repeal Obamacare"? Have you heard any Republicans say, "We have got to secure the border and we have got to stop this wanton invasion of illegal alien children"? Have you heard any Republican stand up and say anything in opposition to what's going on now? Have you? I haven't."
– Rush Limbaugh

Do the Progtards really expect "but our intentions were good" to cut it, whenever one of their Nanny State brain farts does a header into the Law of Unintended Consequennces?

Life's A Hot Boar

[Fox News] Radioactive wild boars are reportedly roaming the forests of Germany, some giving off such high levels of radiation that they're unfit for human consumption nearly three decades after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster in Ukraine.

The Telegraph reports that recent tests by the state government of Saxony found that more than one in three boars exceeded safe radiation levels. The animals, native to northern and central Europe, still roam Germany's wooded lands, where they're hunted and sold as a delicacy.

The radioactive ancestors of the domestic pig are thought to be an unintended consequence of the Chernobyl nuclear accident in 1986, when a nuclear power plant reactor exploded, releasing a massive amount of radioactive particles into the atmosphere. Saxony is some 700 miles from Chernobyl; the radioactivity was carried by wind, rain and other factors.

Wild boar, in particular, are believed to be acutely affected because they root in soil for food, often eating mushrooms and truffles, both of which grow underground and store radiation.

A total of 297 of 752 boars tested in Saxony have tested over the limit, with some animals testing dozens of times over established limits. Experts reportedly predict Germany's radioactive boar problem to be an issue for another 50 years, the newspaper reports.

Many hunters sell wild boar as game and hundreds of thousands of Euros are doled out annually in government compensation for kills that have to be destroyed.

Texting = Pain In The Butt

ELIZABETH, Colo., Sept. 2 (UPI) -- A woman impaled herself on a pole Wednesday when she crashed her vehicle at low speed after briefly looking down at a text.

Christina Jahnz told KUSA that she was leaving Elizabeth Middle School after her daughter accidentally left her saxophone at home. The trip made Jahnz late for a business meeting, so she tried sending a voice text to a friend as she drove from the parking lot at a speed of 20 m.p.h.

"I looked down to make sure it was all right. The next thing I knew, I was looking up, there was white powder from the air bags deployed," Jahnz said.

The vehicle struck a guardrail, sending a pole into the front of her truck, through her thigh and buttocks and into a rear door. Local firefighters were called to the scene and had to saw off the front and back ends of the pole before rushing Jahnz to the hospital.

"I went into surgery and I lost count of the stitches after 40. They stitched me up inside too. I'm truly a miracle. They said if it [had] gone just a little bit the other way I would have bled out," Jahnz said.

Duffleblog Satire

THE PENTAGON — Multiple sources confirmed there would be temporary cease-fires at conflict zones around the world in what is being dubbed a "humanitarian" move to allow soldiers and rebel groups to get to a computer and view the massive trove of nude celebrity photos that leaked online Sunday.

The cease-fires between Israel and Gaza, Ukraine and Russia, and on the Korean peninsula and elsewhere are being hailed by activists as the first time prayers for world peace have finally been answered. Hopes for long-standing calm were soon dashed however, after ISIS militants resumed their fight against Syrian and Iraqi soldiers when they learned the leaked images had no goats among them.

In the image trove leaked online by the 4chan message board were explicit photographs and video of Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande, Kate Upton, and others. Hackers hinted that more could circulate online soon, with a listing of not-yet-published photos including Kim Kardashian, Avril Lavigne, and Mary-Kate Olsen.

Meanwhile, every member of the U.S. military had either told their immediate superiors they were "so sick they can't even leave the barracks," or had put in leave requests to be taken immediately, the Pentagon announced.

Duffel Blog reached out to Lt. Col. Jeffrey Sinclair, but he was not immediately available for comment.

In a hasty press conference, Pentagon Press Secretary Rear Admiral John Kirby told reporters he would be "spending quality time with his family for a few days," before quickly packing up his things and making sure his laptop was in good working order.

At press time, a platoon of Marines was standing by in their barracks common area watching old episodes of "Full House" and refreshing 4Chan every five minutes.

Duffleblog Classic

MIAMI — A Miami judge is giving troubled pop star Justin Bieber a choice in punishment following his arrest on Thursday: Join the Marine Corps or go to jail.

Bieber faces charges of drunk driving, resisting arrest, and driving without a license. He also reportedly refused to cooperate with officers on the scene and used "choice words" when police tried to question him and administer a cursory pat down and field sobriety test.

Judge Joseph Farina reviewed the charges and the arrest report which details a litany of belligerence and profanity directed at police. "I ain't got no f—— weapons," the report quotes Bieber as saying. "Why do you have to search me? What the f— is this about?"

Bieber, a 19-year-old who was tragically discovered after posting a video to Youtube of himself, may soon be joining the ranks of Marine recruits.

"You milquetoast Canadian entertainers think you can come down here and have the run of the place don't you?" said Judge Farina. "Well, you've finally crossed the line sir. You want to know what this is about? It's about consequences now. You don't have any weapons? Well, you're about to."

The Judge then offered the teenage pop star a choice. He could serve time in a Miami jail followed by deportation to Canada or Guantanamo Bay, or he could report to Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island for recruit training.

"This is really a terrible choice either way," said Katherine Merriman, an attorney following the case. "This puts Bieber in the position of choosing between terrible treatment in prison from criminals or terrible treatment in the Marine Corps by lance criminals and senior staff."

A stunned Bieber was escorted from the hearing accompanied by Miami police. He has one week to decide what he'd like to do.

Fans gathered outside Bieber's Long Beach mansion expressed guarded support for the singer.

"I know he will be, like, a totally awesome Marine soldier," said Tiffani Liebgott, 15, "and will look totally hot with that green beret!"

"Yeah," agreed her friend, Melani Carson, also 15, "and they also carry those sexy swords like in those commercials. Hashtag 'the hotness,'" she added, actually saying aloud the word "hashtag."

Upon hearing the news, Drill Instructors at Parris Island were reportedly having difficulty properly wearing their uniform trousers over their enormous erections.

1752 When a switch to the Gregorian Calendar erases Sept 3rd, 1752 thru Sept. 13th, 1752, English rabble takes to the streets whining about 11 days being stolen from their lives.

1861 Johnny Reb terminates Bluegrass State neutrality in American Civil War, is perplexed when he and his homeboys have insane urge to marry their own sisters.

1895 First (American-style) football game played (Latrobe, Pennsylvania).

1928 Baseball great, Ty Cobb, gets his final career hit (number 4,191).

1935 Sir Malcom Campbell 1st to drive a car over 300 mph, lives to tell the tale.

1965 Infamous, differently-sober horndog thespian, Charlie Sheen, born.

1965 L.A. Angels become California Angels when they move to Anaheim.

1970 An American sports legend and Hall of Fame football coach, Vince Lombardi, leaves the gridiron behind when he dies in Washington D.C. at the age of 57.

1971 Looking for "dirt" White House Plumbers break into Daniel Ellsberg's doctor's office.

2004 After infesting a Breslan, Russia school for 2 days and terrorizing the children, gutless, pig shit-swilling Jihadikaze rat bastards butcher 340 of their captives.

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