World War III has already started and our so-called leaders are spouting gibberish.
ISIS has bragged that one day their flag will fly over the White House. It's a bold statement, but not that far fetched. They're half way there, now that one of their own, Mullah Obama, is in the Oval Office. Mullah Obama? Hell yes. He's chosen his side in this war and it isn't ours.
When it comes to terrorism, Mullah Obama is deliberately insulting our intelligence. When he's asked how he plans to defeat ISIS, he spouts asinine bull crap like "strategic patience". When people refuse to accept 'do nothing and hope it goes away' AKA strategic patience, he perpetrates a dog and pony show via a summit meeting on "violent extremism". Does violent extremism include Islamic Terrorists like ISIS, al-Qaeda, etc? Perhaps, but if it does, he insists that it's OUR fault that Islamikazes are such assholes.
According to Imam Obama, it's our fault, because the Cross Cult went through its own serious asshole phase. He cites two examples. The Inquisition and TA-DA the Crusades. Let's concede the Cross Cult's serious asshole phase, then ask the obvious question: SO WHAT? Is 'everyone does it' an excuse for ISIS' savagery?
Just for the hell of it, let's look at a few relevant tidbits about the Crusades and Inquisition.
The Crusades began in 1095 and ended in 1291, 201 years before Columbus blundered into the New World. That's 485 years before the 13 Colonies declared independence from England.
The Inquisition began in the 1100s and continued in one form or another until 1905. In Spain and Portugal, Jews and Muslims who had been forced to convert were targeted. Portugal ended its Inquisition in 1821. Spain's ended in 1834. Was it as bad as some claim? That's a matter of opinion, but it was bad enough. There was no Inquisition in the USA, at any time, so why did he mention it? Because Mullah Obama is on THEIR side, not ours.
Of the two indictments of Cross Cultism, it's the Crusades that have Islamikazes - like Mullah Obama - setting their hair on fire. I'm sure it's pure coincidence that Mullah Obama - like all of his Jihadikaze cohorts - doesn't mention the inconvenient truth. What inconvenient truth? Islamikazes have been at war with their neighbors, continuously, for 1400 years. That means they were murdering assholes before the Crusades, during the Crusades, and long after the Crusades.
What, if anything, do the Crusades and the Inquisition have to do with the USA? Nothing whatsoever, and he knows it.
Mullah Obama refuses to call what ISIS is doing, 'terrorism' and he's utterly deranged over linking ISIS to Islam. He claims that would 'legitimize' what ISIS is doing as a 'religious' war. Is he saying that in a religious war, beheadings, crucifixions, burning people alive, and other atrocities are okey dokey?
Yes, Mullah Obama has his head up his ass on Islamic Terrorism, but he's not the only one. Prepare to be thrilled by State Department Barbie [State Department Spokesdolt Marie Harf] who spewed her demented drivel on Chris Matthews' boob tube blight.
"How do we stop this? … If I were ISIS, I wouldn't be afraid right now… nothing we're doing right now seems to be directed at stopping this [ISIS]." Matthews said.
Harf: Well, I think there's a few stages here. Right now what we're is [sic] trying to take their leaders and their fighters off the battlefield in Iraq and in Syria; that's really where they flourish.
Matthews: Are we killing enough of them?
Harf: We're killing a lot of them and we're going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They're in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war.
Harf: We need, in the medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups.
Harf: Whether it's lack of opportunity for jobs…
Matthews: We're not going to be able to stop that in our lifetime or fifty lifetimes. There's always going to be poor people, there's always going to be poor Muslims. As long as there are poor Muslims and the trumpet's blowing, they'll join. We can't stop that, can we?
Harf: We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance. We can help them build their economies so they can have job opportunities for these people. You're right. There is no easy solution in the long term to preventing and combating violent extremism. But if we can help countries work at the root causes of this. What makes these 17 year old kids pick up an AK-47 instead of trying to start a business, maybe we can try to chip away at this problem, while at the same time, going after the threat, taking on ISIL in Iraq, in Syria and helping our partners around the world.
Jobs? Seriously? Some murderous punk wants to behead little girls and rape their lifeless bodies and she thinks he needs a job? Doing what? Running a daycare? What's her career path for an asshole who burns people alive? Opening their own BBQ joint?
Obviously, I'm not getting very far on this Jobs for Jihadikazes idea, so I'll turn it over to Porcus who is raring to get started.
Jobs?!? Well, given that America does have a jobless problem of our own, and huddled masses and hordes of Illegal Invader's doing "jobs Americans won't do," we thought that after we got finished laughing at Harf's inane remarks, The F.S.O.P. – who from time to time can be about solutions - thought that perhaps Harf may have a shred of an idea in her babblings. Why not create jobs for Jihadists? That's right. We're going to stick our necks out (sick pun intended) and act as job recruiters, or "Head Hunters" as they say in the biz. What we have in mind are not taxi drivers or gas pump jockeys so many Jihadists seem to qualify for, but real, roll up your sleeves and get 'er done jobs.
Not only are these the jobs most American's won't do, they're also the jobs Chuey, Lupe and their goats and roosters. wouldn't touch either.
We thought if we placed an ad with Al-Jazeera, we would get some feedback.
Help Wanted: Subjects needed for unique career opportunities that require a variety of extraordinary skills. Must be open to new, once in a lifetime experience, have own reliable camel or cab, and be advised that these are very limited positions involving very little skill. Be advised that our clients have a zero tolerance policy that does not allow RPG's, sharp objects or flammable liquids on their premises.
We recruited a test subject and we'll call him Ahmad. We test drove him in career paths which we thought may be suitable for him. We did inform him that many of these positions are one-time, and very temporary
• Pig Farming: Yep, it's predictable, but also practical. What better way to strip a radical, violent, religious extremist whose "religious" teachings despise pigs. Have him do everything thing from feeding and then cleaning up after the porcine beasts on "Farmer John's" or "Jimmy Dean's" sausage and bacon factories.
If Ahmad can somehow get through shoveling pig slop and shit all the live long day, we can promote him to the slaughter house.
Ahmad's job description in the slaughterhouse would involve being drenched in pig blood, guts and shit all day long. If Ahmad has the nads to withstand that task, we'll further test his mettle by moving him on to another job that involves swine, Michael Moore's personal attendant. Same slop, different bucket.
• Personal Driver: What better way to get those pesky suicide car bombers out of our hair than to have Ahmad work as personal drivers for some high profile American political appointees. We can start with members of the Department of State, since they inspired the "Jobs For Jihadists" program. This job requires Ahmad to also participate in a 12-step program, B.A., (Bombers Anonymous) facilitated by none other than his employers, Marie Harf, John Kerry and maybe even America's own Apologist-In-Charge.
With constant harping about creating dialoge and having tolerance being shoved down his throat with pixie dust and other warm fuzzies "Clockwork Orange-style," from Harf, Kerry & Associates, let's hope Ahmad doesn't fall off the wagon, relapse and get "bombed." Would be a pity if he had such a relapse while on the job.
• Ginsu Knife Blade Tester: In a cooperative effort with the Japanese who lost two of their own at the hands of Islamikazes, we thought the Japanese may want to help reform Ahmad by using him to test the sharpness of their blades. If a dull, jagged, rusty blade somehow makes it past the Ginsu quality control folks, Ginsu can do some pennypinching and test the potentially defective blade on Ahmad.
The Japanese are anxiously awaiting Ahmad with their blades A-Blazin'
• Lighter Fluid Dude For Ronsol®: This is also a one-time gig. All Achmed has to do is take a bath in a tubful of Ronsol® Lighter Fluid and dry off in a locked cage. If a Lebanese Fighter Pilot just happens to be near the cage on a smoke break and Ahmad happens to flame out, well then, Ronsol® has a superior product ready for market.
• Sound Quality Controller: Stick Ahmad in a room with speakers and amplifiers stacked to the ceiling, turn the volume waaaay up and have him listen to James Taylor's "You've Got A Friend" 24/7 and sung by John Kerry himself, with Harf on back-up vocals and the "Handyman" himself, James Taylor on strings. If that doesn't make a reformed and repentant Boy-Scout out of Ahmad in no time, then perhaps a super loud version of "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath might.
• S&M Model: This position involves whips, chains, leather, razor sharp collars, harnesses and sadistic, dominant and some very pissed off women.
We wish Ahmad well on that assignment.
• Prosthetic Appendage Tester: This job involves Ahmad to say good-bye to his extremities and be fitted for prosthetics. We can start with a very small extremity, his pinkie or better yet, his wee-wee of a winkie for example, and work our way up to hands, feet, arms, legs, ears, nose, maybe even his tongue for good measure.
Needless to say, this is a one-time, very temporary job assignment.
• Goat Herding Eunich: Hey, goats just wanna have fun, too, and what better way to tame their carnal desires than to have a neutered, nutless Ahmad keep those goats with their girlish figures in check. This job will drive Ahmad to madness and he'll be begging for that pig farming job back.
• Human Pencil Sharpener For "Charlie Hebdo" Cartoonists: This job entails Ahmad to bend over and take some sharp ones up the ass so the staff of Charlie Hebdo can continue producing satirical images of Mohammed. If the Charlie Hebdo staff get the intended results, the Danish may also get in line for such a nifty office convenience, too.
If you're shocked by our attitude get over it. This Jobs for Jihadikazes brain fart started with Mullah Obama's regime. All we did is take it to its illogical extreme. World War III has already started and Mullah Obama's regime wants us to think we can win it with a jobs program. Bullshit!
Speaking for Mullah Obama, State Department Barbie insists: "We cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war." That's self serving bullshit and they know it. They say it anyway, because they hope we'll buy it. No sale.
If I want advice on how to win a war, I'm not going to get it from Mullah Obama or Marie Harf. Instead, I'll get it from warriors like H Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr, Black Jack Pershing, George S. Patton and James "Mad Dog" Mattis.
ISIS asshats don't need a job, they already have one: dying. We have a job too: exterminating them like the vermin they are. All we need now is for Mullah Obama to get out of the way so we can git 'er done.