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Why has American Greatness fallen on hard times and how do we restore it to its former glory?
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This week, the Free State of PIG dabbles in national introspection, with America's Greatness occupying center stage. We're going to confront American Greatness. We're going to discuss what it is, and what it isn't. We'll also discuss why American Greatness is so diminished in the 21st century. We think the decline in American Greatness is why Americans seem inexplicably determined to bulldoze that 'shining city on a hill' and replace it with a cesspool of class envy and tyranny.

Perhaps that decline is why Trump made restoring America's Greatness the cornerstone of his POTUS run.

There is no question that America's Greatness - real or imagined - is why so much of the world views America with a mixture of hatred, envy and grudging admiration. Around the world, many people would like nothing better than destroy us, but, failing that, they would really, really, like to live here.

The dirty little secret about American Greatness is the fact that so many Americans hate our greatness. Steeped in 'America sucks' from kindergarten through grad school, their stated goal in life is to destroy American Greatness, and make this nation conceived in liberty as impoverished, as full of despair, as terminally crappy, as garden spots like Venezuela, North Korea, or the infamous Ruskie gulag.

The easiest way to start pinning down what American Greatness is, involves stating categorically, what it isn't. American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, Elected Tormentors at every level of government. Their ideal isn't the rugged American individual or the fabled Minuteman, it's the back alley mugger whose livelihood is stealing.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, a horde of chronically needy parasites, who are no better than a rampaging mob of looters. They're indistinguishable from the rat bastard who throws a brick through a store's front window and runs off with a television set.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the chronically-oppressed, perpetually caterwauling 'victims', whose only claim to 'infamy' is being born with politically-advantageous immutable traits (race/ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation).

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, campus crybullies, trigger warnings, micro aggression, safe spaces and Ivory Towers which no longer pretend to instill knowledge. There's nothing great about alleged students whose response to new knowledge is "shut up" instead of "tell me more". There's nothing great about alleged educators who let them get away with it.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the race war fomenting thugs who call themselves 'Black Lives Matter'. There's nothing great about black millionaire athletes who seek notoriety by refusing to stand during our national anthem.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, Gender Jihadikazes who have declared war on objective reality in general and human biology in particular. There's nothing great about transgender asshats whose sex is determined by their whim of the moment.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the border jumping scumbag invaders, who expect to be rewarded, thanked, for inflicting their diseases, their squalor, and their ethnically-cleansing gangs on us.

American Greatness exists in spite of, not because of, the Jihadikazes hiding in our midst. Their American Dream of a USA tyrannized by sharia-wielding mullahs is, in reality, a sovereign individual's nightmare.

Now that we've excluded, looters, muggers, Jihadikazes, border jumpers, professional whiners, and neo-Marxist scumbags, it's time to turn our attention to the individuals who exemplify American Greatness.

American Greatness can produce moments of inspiring courage, during extreme circumstances, as exemplified by the heroism shown on September 11, 2001. We saw American Greatness in action, when members of the NYPD and NYFD entered the dangerously unstable Twin Towers to save the lives of those trapped inside. American Greatness was showcased by the courage of the brave passengers on United Flight 93, who gave their lives to prevent another attack. They etched their American Greatness in our minds, by bringing the airliner down near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

American Greatness is exemplified by the heroism of two former U.S. Navy SEALs, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. On September 11, 2012, in Benghazi (Libya), they did what SEALs instinctively do, when gunfire erupts: they ran toward the battle. Majorly out-gunned, they mounted a vigorous defense, waiting for American assistance that never came. In the end, they died like warriors, laying down their lives for an American regime which squandered these heroes needlessly. We the People honor their American Greatness, by vowing to make this once great nation worthy of their sacrifice.

American Greatness is a dedicated law enforcement officer, and true American, Joe Arpaio. After a distinguished, 32 year, federal law enforcement, career which made him the head of DEA for Arizona, Joe set his sights on the post he still holds, Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona. In 1992, this frisky, 60 years young, pup was elected sheriff for the first time. In 2016, after more than two decades on the job, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, now a vigorous young lad of 84, is serving his seventh, four-year, term as sheriff.

American Greatness is embodied by inspirational men like Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams. Rejecting their assigned victimhood labels, shrugging off the taunts of "Uncle Tom", "boot licker" and "house slave", they refuse to be suffocated by a group identity. Instead, boldly defying the Ethnocrat asshats, they dare to conduct their lives as that American classic, the individual.

American Greatness is that farmer, salesman, coal miner, trucker, or byte wrangler who puts his daily life on hold, then dons a uniform and ventures forth to defend this nation from its sworn enemies. They put their lives on the line...they go in harm's way, to defend the right of those so-called Americans back home, who view American Greatness as a cardinal sin.

American Greatness is the Second Amendment heroism of a Georgia mother who used her right to keep and bear arms to defend her 9 year old daughters, when a determined home invader found their hiding place. American Greatness is the unsung Second Amendment heroism of all the gun owners who have what it takes when trouble comes calling.

A more common form of American Greatness is the kind we encounter every day, but don't recognize. It might be that pimple-faced, perpetually smirking, 12 year old down the street, who makes you feel like an idiot when he fixes, in 5 minutes, the computer problem you've been fighting for 2 weeks. Try to ignore that 'you're still a moron' look, because that pimple-faced pest might very well be the next Steve Jobs, or Bill Gates.

American Greatness is epitomized by exceptional defenders of our besieged inalienable individual liberty, clear thinking voices of reason like Mark Levin. Unflinching, when it comes to our founding principles, Mark Levin, clearly defines the dire state of our liberty, then maps out the long, torturous road to the Founding Fathers' legacy. American Greatness is heeding his clarion call as We the People begin that rigorous journey.

American Greatness is that rugged individual who carves out his own, modest, outpost of capitalism through his hard work, long hours, and grim determination. He's not planning to become a full of himself slacker like a Kennedy or a Rockefeller, who is coasting through life on the borrowed greatness of a room temperature ancestor. This rugged individual only wants Uncle Sam to get out of his way, so he can test himself in the marketplace, and, if it all goes well, leave his family a little better off in the process.

American Greatness is a rank and file American who dares to pin back the Dumbo ears on a presidential candidate, by asking this mantra spewing meathead a pointed question. Despite the fact that the candidate showed up in his neighborhood, on his front lawn, Joe the Plumber had his life turned upside down, inside out, by Messiah Barry's minions. Shrugging it all off, Joe the Plumber kept speaking out. In the process, he showed that he, John Q. Public, had a better grip on the Founding Fathers' dream for America, than all the self-aggrandizing gasbags on Capitol Hill.

American Greatness is that rank and file American, who puts in 16 hours a day on two jobs so his son or daughter can be the first member of his family to get a college degree. The only reward he seeks is giving his children a leg up on the ladder of success.

American Greatness is that anachronism, the sovereign individual, who has the nads to tell the Nanny State to take their liberty-infringing safety net and shove it. It's the willingness to tell that persistent pest, Uncle Sam, "Back off, punk, I can live my life without your constant interference."

American Greatness is everything that our home-grown neo-Marxists, and their Dumbo-eared Messiah, hate about sovereign individuals. At its core, American Greatness is about daring to defy the Korrectniks. American Greatness is telling the parasites (in and out of government) "not on my dime", and "never with my consent". American Greatness is the willingness to fail, repeatedly, on the road to success. American Greatness is taking responsibility for your own actions. American Greatness is daring to celebrate your successes and having the guts to admit - and learn from - your mistakes.

Now that we've illustrated what American Greatness is, and what it isn't, it's time to answer the relevant question: Why are the Obamunists, Korrectniks and Elected Tormentors so determined to eradicate it? Why? Because they know that American Greatness and rugged individualism are joined at the hip. They know that you can't get rid of that pest American Greatness without eradicating individualism, from sea to shining sea.

As long as Americans dare to be individuals, they will continue to resist the Siren Song of neo-Marxist tyranny. As long as Americans dare to be individuals, who strive on their own initiative for greatness, it will be impossible to turn them into faceless, nameless, slaves of the all-powerful Nanny State.

Unfortunately, the Korrectniks, the neo-Marxists, have been very successful in undermining American Greatness and rugged American individualism. For more than four decades, they have been programming the clueless to reject their individualism and replace it with a group identity. They sweetened the deal by giving perks to group think minions, and imposing penalties on recalcitrant individuals. Those clucking "American Greatness sucks" chickens came home to roost in an election that made an unrepentant, Joe Stalin class, Marxist the president of this once great nation.

The enemies of American Greatness won't stop until every stubborn individual holdout is tracked down and fitted with slave of the Nanny State chains.

If you want to revive American Greatness, you must start by daring to proclaim: I am, first and foremost, an American, a sovereign American individual. I am not a victim. I am not a class envy-riddled parasite. I am the author of my own life. As the master of my own fate, my destiny is in my hands. I don't need to be coddled, protected or babied by the Nanny State, so back the hell off, Sparky.

The fate of American Greatness is in your hands, PIGsters.

Since We the PIGs first wrote, and published this rant, a lot has happened to further erode our American Greatness.

* The government cess-school chickens have come home to roost, with the emergence of the infamous 'low information voter'.

* An unabashed Jihadikaze-loving Marxist has seized control of the Oval Office.

* From sea to shining sea, card carrying members of the Jackass Party openly defy, demean, and destroy the U.S. Constitution.

* In newsrooms across America, propagandists masquerading as journalists parrot the Jackass Party's talking points.

* The Obama Regime continues undermine and/or alienate our friends while strengthening and emboldening our enemies.

* Obamacare is performing its prime function: the eradication of the insurance industry; the destruction of healthcare in America.

* Ignoring the Constitution, the Marxist Messiah is now ruling by decree, and assholes like Senator Schumer want to expand his dictatorial powers.

* Establishment Republiskunks joined the Jackass Party's war on the TEA Party by demonizing TEA Party backed Elephant Clan senators like Mike Lee and Ted Cruz.

* The on-going assault on our American Greatness from within is taking a heavy toll on the liberty that we cherish. The looming tyranny is much closer now, close enough for even the willfully blind Obamunists to see, if they'd only get up off their knees to look at the drastically altered American landscape.

Have we passed a point of no return? Perhaps, but I refuse to etch RIP on inalienable individual liberty's tombstone. The heros of Benghazi...that courageous, gun-toting mama in Georgia, the unwavering wisdom of a Mark Levin, give me reason to believe that American Greatness might make a comeback, even at this late date.

I don't know if the American Greatness Trump envisions is the American Greatness that I remember. I do know that American Greatness is not on the Jackass Party agenda. Obama's antics are all the proof I need.

I'm tired of living in Barry's banana republic.

Enough already!

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WORD OF THE DAY

(The) IRISH HULA, HAMBOISM

A terminally unsteady gait which arises after a generous - to a fault - infusion of adult beverage, it's more commonly known as 'falling down drunk'.

In newsrooms from sea to shining sea there lurk journalism degreed dolts who still don't understand the difference between a news item and an oped.
– Hambo

What's a Hillionaire?

A woman worth MILLIONS who claims to be dead broke.

E.T.

Are Aliens Avoiding Earth?

Even with all of the advancements in modern technology, we still haven't made contact with intelligent life on other planets. But what if our attempts to communicate have been ignored?

In 1973, a radio astronomer named John Ball came up with a possible theory as to why aliens – if they do exist – haven't gotten back to us. Ball's "Zoo Hypothesis" as it came to be known, posits that alien civilizations exist, and the most highly developed of them have been communicating. This elite alien "club" has come upon a mutual agreement to leave those deemed primitive or "lesser" life forms alone, only to be watched from a distance. Earthlings, therefore, did not make the cut with the galactic cool kids.

So assuming these aliens exist, under what circumstances could they all agree to keep us in the dark? A Scottish astronomer named Duncan Forgan has the answer.

"I was interested in this theory because it is so difficult to test in a scientific fashion," Forgan told FoxNews.com. "The Zoo Hypothesis relies on us being unable to observe other aliens, so a failure to observe aliens can be used both as evidence for and against the hypothesis at the same time!"

Forgan decided to test the assumptions that make up the hypothesis, instead of the hypothesis itself. One of these assumptions is that intelligent extraterrestrials can agree on a "no contact with primitive worlds" policy.

"Agreement requires communication, which is limited by the speed of light," Forgan explained.

This would assume that civilizations must have existed long enough for messages to go back and forth between them, a process limited by the speed of light. Another assumption is that life would be able to thrive in a galaxy–wide habitable zone. Forgan entered these assumptions into a computer program, which then went about simulating civilizations and randomly placing them around the habitable zone, measuring the distance between them and calculating the likelihood of any two of them making contact and communicating within their lifetimes.

The computer found that for a "leave the Earthlings alone" agreement to be likely, at least 500 civilizations must exist, each of them having lasted over one million years. Any less than 500 civilizations and there are too many groups of civilizations to form a pact; if any one civilization lasted less than a million years, then there are also too many civilization groups to form the galactic club. (A "civilization group," Forgan explained, is "a collection of civilizations that are 'culturally connected', which basically means that a civilization is aware of the others in the group as soon as it is technologically ready. Weirdly, the civilization groups are actually pretty well-mixed in space, which you wouldn't expect naively - the issue is their separation in space-time, not their separation in space.")

In other words, Earth may not be in the universal doghouse after all.

"I was able to show that in general, a population of alien civilizations are sufficiently separate that instead of there being a single 'Galactic Club' of aliens agreeing to shield Earth, there are most likely many smaller 'Galactic Cliques', who are likely to disagree on whether planets like Earth should be kept in the dark," Forgan said. "It's not really true that the computer 'proved' this result– it suggests that large numbers of long-lived civilizations (who all appear in the Universe in a short time interval) gives the best conditions to form a Galactic Club."

So instead of one alien club there may be various smaller cliques scattered about the universe that haven't managed to agree on what to do about Earth. Forgan's paper, published at arXiv.org, notes that our planet may happen to be in a neighborhood overseen by a clique that doesn't want to talk, which might change as our technology advances.

But is that necessarily a good thing? Some experts think it would be disastrous, with famed physicist Stephen Hawking believing advanced aliens would likely conquer and colonize Earth, as Europeans did the Americas.

Forgan said running such a scenario through the computer is unlikely at this point. "Hawking makes one of several assumptions about alien behavior to come to this conclusion: one– Aliens that explore the Galaxy in person do so because of their aggressive nature, or two– Intelligent beings only evolve from predators or naturally aggressive creatures, or three– Peaceful aliens do not explore the Galaxy," he said. "These assumptions are tricky to test with computer simulations, as it requires us to simulate alien behavior, which we don't have any data for."
[FOX]

Rational Adults Demand Divorce
[PIGster Swine Flew golden oldie.]

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.

After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran, Palestine and France and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone health care, if you can find any practicing doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem.

I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.

Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? If so please pass it along to other like-minded patriots and if you do not agree just hit delete and hang on.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand too.

 

 

1960 Baseball great, Ted Williams, hits HR 521 on last career at bat.

1969 Marcia, Marcia, Marcia: the "Brady Bunch" debuts on the boob tube; if only, the fans of this goody-goody onscreen family knew about that offscreen slap and tickle.

1986 Prime time soap opera/drama, 'Dallas' sets off a tidal wave when it jumps the shark by having Bobby Ewing return from the grave. It was all a bad dream.

Batman!

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STRANGE POLITICS
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MISS RED MUSES
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KNOTTING KORRECTNIK KNICKERS SINCE 2004.
HOLY REALITY CHECKS, BATMAN!



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