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A PIGISH GIFT LIST
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Porcus and Hambo Put On Their Thinking Caps to Make Sure Santa Gives People What They Have Coming.

Hambo claims he was looking for a some reference material, when a memorable typo sent him down a lightly traveled back alley which opened into a hidden data stash. Yeah, we didn't believe the 'reference material' horse squeeze either, so if you're thinking 'porn site', don't feel like the Lone Ranger.

Based on the material we found in this hidden data stash, the U.S. government, isn't the only place where 'undisclosed' inside sources are telling tales out of school. Apparently, there's a motormouth mole inside the Jolly Old Elf's North Pole operation. We don't know the mole's identity, but we do know, that he, she, heshe or it doesn't miss a thing. For example:

The elves working in the doll assembly division, turned a long forgotten store room into an a pot farm. They store it, until the 'off season' when they transport their legendary Elf Weed via unauthorized 'flights' with Santa's reindeer team.

The identity of the boozer who keeps raiding Santa's brandy stash is as plain as the bright red nose on a certain reindeer's face.

The 'North' pole isn't the only 'pole' Mrs. Claus is, uh, polishing. She's also attending to the prominence belonging to Pablo the pool stud.

Santa is spending a lot of 'quality' time with fetching elf wench named Mimi, who was promoted from the gift wrapping department to Santa's very special helper.

One of the reindeer is seriously considering a sex change, and two others are risking expulsion from the first team under Santa's 'don't ask, don't tell' policy.

In addition to making toys for girls and boys, Santa's helpers are producing high quality Elf Porn for a lucrative Japanese market.

Based on these, and other items deemed too salacious for a 'family friendly' publication, We the PIGs decided that the Jolly Old Elf had too much on his plate at this busy, stressful, time of year.

Santa's distracted state makes him muff some simple gift requests. I.E.:

Here in the PIG Bunker, several members of Team PIG took a long hard look at the pachyderm punks' so-called leadership and immediately fell into a suicidal depression. Alarmed, We the PIGs fired off an emergency gift request to Santa: We've given up on an Elephant Clan leader with balls, emerging from the Elephant Clan herd, so we decided to liven things up with a request for an Elephant Clan leader with sex appeal. We the PIGs were thinking pachyderm wenches like Sarah Palin and Nikki Haley starring in the first pachyderm Bikini Calendar. Santa, twisted wretch that he is, did the math on 'sex appeal' and gave us Chris Christie and Jeb Bush.

Another PIGster won't give up on Xtina. After watching 'Burlesque', for the 10,0000th time, our PIGster slobbered over this otherwise forgettable flick's only redeeming element: a very tasty looking Christina Aguilera. Suitably aroused, uh motivated, our randy PIGster sent Santa another missive which panted: I'd really like to see a lot more of THAT Christina. Our PIGster had a nude spread in 'Playboy's' Christmas issue in mind. Santa didn't interpret the gift request properly, so he took 'a lot more Christina' literally and hit her with an urp-induced weight gain. Thanks for nothing, Santa.

Suitably motivated, We the PIGs decided to lighten Santa's workload, by lending a hand. How? How indeed.

A man who takes his job seriously, Santa would be whipped with guilt if he failed to come up with the perfect gift for some individuals on his gift list. Admittedly, Santa didn't ask for our help, but we know he'll welcome it, the way he 'welcomed' those two cases of beer he stole...liberated from the PIG bunker, last Christmas. He's lucky we aren't the kind of guys who hold a grudge, or we'd be telling the whole world about his North Pole fun and games.

This is the part where you need to pay attention, Santa, so let Mimi put her clothes back on, and get ready to take copious notes, you horny bastard. Given your delicate frame of mind, we'll start with a few easy ones.

CRASH TEST DUMMIES: Drivers who cut right in front of tractor-trailer rigs at Expressway speeds, are living on borrowed time. Why? Because they are dangerously ill-informed, when it comes to certain pertinent laws of physics. Letting them learn the hard way sounds tempting, but a CRASH course in the law of momentum might get other motorists killed.

Before a Kenworth turns them into a hood ornament, we'd leave a mandatory course in remedial physics in their Christmas stocking.

MICHAEL MOORE: Mikey is a lard ass and he knows it. Unfortunately, his solution - paying a fat farm to nag him into shedding a ton or two - never seems to work. He loses a few pounds, then promptly gains it all back, plus a ton or two more.

Using our borrowed Santa powers, we'd have Uncle Sam re-institute the draft just long enough to draft Mikey into the Army. In addition to hounding the lard off him, Uncle Sam would scrape off the scruffy beard numb nuts uses to hide one, or more, of his chins.

BILL COSBY: Based on the accusations coming at him from a constantly increasing number of women, everyone's favorite TV dad likes to bone unconscious women.

We can fix this with a stocking stuffer: a lifetime pass to the Mustang Ranch brothel, where seasoned pros will be delighted to play dead for Doctor H, without the Mickey Finn.

SOBBY: Blubbering John (Boehner) is on the wrong career path. He's a back bencher who blundered into a leadership position for which he is profoundly unqualified. We the PIGs think his relentless sobbing made him an object of pity, sweeping him into his leadership role on a tidal wave of sympathy.

Sobby needs to quit politics and go with his strength - sobbing - as a professional mourner. Your PIGish Santa helpers would do a Picard and make it so.

DIFI: Since this Marxist, Mexifornia, bitch has a soft spot for Jihadikazes, Santa's PIGish helpers, had this one nailed in record time.

We decided DiFi needs to get the big picture on her beloved Jihadikazes, by spending quality time in ISIS controlled Syria. She'll find all the necessary travel paperwork, in her Christmas stocking. I'm sure they'll give her a memorable welcome.

WE THE PEOPLE: Aided, abetted, and egged on by the Obama Regime, Korrectniks lurking in America's Educrap Establishment are systematically stripping away our individuality and assigning school inmates a group identity. The object is clear, divide We The People into warring subgroups, then take out the undesirable groups one at a tine.

Santa's PIGish stand-ins would try rekindle that rugged individualism which is the cornerstone of American liberty. Maybe that will remind us that We The People have the last word. Maybe that will prompt us to take back our government by throwing every Congressional incumbent out of office. Maybe, maybe not...but it's worth a shot.

NUMERICALLY CHALLENGED SHOPPERS: The rules of express checkout line engagement couldn't be clearer: 10 items or less.

If counting to 10 is that hard for these cretins, we have just what they need: a reserved seat in the nearest 1st grade class.

TRANSGENDERS: What the genderally confused need more than anything is a reality check. Male and female aren't arbitrary terms that some lab-coated hooligan pulled out of their ass. Each is gift-wrapped with certain anatomical features - INTERNAL as well as external - many of which can't be changed, based on your latest brainfart. Our gift to you is this inconvenient truth: if you sprout tits, chop off your wang, and change your name to Petunia, you're memorably twisted, but you're still MALE. Ho, ho, ho, Sparky.

AMERICA'S FIGHTING MEN & WOMEN: We the PIGs know what our warriors need, and we hope that, somehow, Santa can deliver it. It, in this case, is a REAL Commander-In-Chief, one who won't put political expediency ahead of giving our warriors what they need to accomplish their mission. Our highly trained warriors know their job and they're highly motivated to get it done. All they need is a Commander-in-Chief who will untie their hands, then get the hell out of the way, while our warriors take care of business.

Legacy gifts

LILO (Lindsay Lohan): LiLo's life is a train wreck that has her hurtling toward an untimely demise. In a rational world, the proper authorities would give her what she deserves: a long stint in a graybar hotel suite. That is well within Santa's power, but it's not a slam dunk. Rumor has it that LiLo has special talent that keeps her out of the slammer: 'they' say she gives a wicked blowjob. That's why certain horndog PIGsters told Santa to aim LiLo at a career in porn, where her special talent will be rewarded.

KIM KARDASHIAN: What do you give an annoying, pain in the ass, bitch whose primary claim to fame is an caboose so big that it has its own Zip Code. The answer is obvious: a hemorrhoid the size of Mt. Everest.

SECOND AMENDMENT HEROES: After all they've done to improve the human gene pool, these no bull crap heros deserve our respect. Santa needs to bring them enough ammo to keep Old Betsy 'fed', for a year.

MEXIFORNIA: We the PIGs want to give this Moonbat infested pestilence a 'Bon Voyage' party. Those festivities happen after we invoke Old St. Nick's magic to physically separates the state from the North American continent and sets the ISLAND of Mexifornia adrift on the vast Pacific Ocean. We don't care where the ocean currents take it, as long as it's out of our misery.

What, if anything do Porcus and Hambo want from the Jolly Old Elf for helping him with his monumental task? I know what Porcus wants and Santa is working on it.

What do I want? Here are some items on Hambo's list:

I want Miley's 15 minutes to end, soon, because pop tart career flameouts are so damn entertaining.

I want to weaponize my Paganmobile with rocket launchers and the big gun from an A-10 Warthog.

I want a handheld cell phone kill switch that will silence any cell blight in my vicinity.

I want some basic honesty from the pachyderm punks. If their only reason for controlling Congress is 'it's our turn to have the big offices', I want to hear them say it, from the getgo.

I want a Presidential scandal after someone releases a sex tape of Barry in a 3-way with Whoopi and Rosie.

Our final gift suggestion is for you, our loyal PIGsters. We asked Santa to see to it that each and every one of you has a very, Merry Christmas and he promised to deliver the best Christmas ever, for you, and you, and even you, PIGster Sparky. Will Santa come through for you? He seemed highly motivated, that way, after we showed him the footage from our security camera which caught a certain Jolly Old Boozer helping himself to our beer, last Christmas.


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WORD OF THE DAY

COWARDICE, n.

An American movie company that allows a moon-faced North Korean tyrant dictate what kind of movies it is allowed to film and distribute.

"Here, we're talking about an actual country deciding what content we're going to have. This affects not just movies, this affects every part of business that we have. That's the truth. What happens if a newsroom decides to go with a story, and a country or an individual or corporation decides they don't like it. Forget the hacking part of it."
– George Clooney

Q: A woman asks her gynecologist "Why do I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."

A: The doctor had a look, then chuckled before he said "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."

Imagine That

In an upcoming People magazine interview, Barack and Michelle Obama sit down and discuss life as the First Oppressed Couple of the United States. Hoping to shed light and relate to recent events in Ferguson, Missouri, and New York City, Barack reached into the upstairs White House bedroom of his mind and called upon his famous imaginary son to make an appearance:

The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced," President Obama said. "It's one thing for me to be mistaken for a waiter at a gala. It's another thing for my son to be mistaken for a robber and to be handcuffed, or worse, if he happens to be walking down the street and is dressed the way teenagers dress.

Once again, Barack Obama's imaginary son has found himself unfairly in trouble with the law. If you recall, his imaginary son was also shot by an imaginary neighborhood watch guard in the same style as Trayvon Martin. But Obama's imaginary son is plucky and resilient and has lived a hard life in the hood so he keeps bouncing back.

In his life, Obama's imaginary son has been shot at, concussed out of football, and racially profiled. Yet he keeps picking himself up and carrying on. Obama's imaginary son should be an example to us all. No matter what kind of imaginary circumstances we find ourselves in, we can continue on with our imaginary lives.

One day this country can hopefully move on from racism experienced by imaginary people — and, let's face it, the country doesn't have the best of history of its treatment of imaginary people. We have, however, made progress in the civil rights of imaginary people and for that we, as a country, should be proud. We shouldn't ignore, however, the real truth that racism toward imaginary sons is still a real problem, as our President constantly reminds us. We can't be afraid to have the conversation, no matter how painful it might be, about continuing the racial healing of imaginary people.

President Obama, however, also should look inward and ask why his imaginary son continues to put himself in these situations. Perhaps it is also his own failings as an imaginary parent. Maybe his imaginary son is trying to rebel against the pressures that come with being the first imaginary son of the United States. Perhaps the President can get him some better-fitting clothes and tell him to stay in school instead of having constant run-ins with imaginary police.

Obama himself has been racially profiled so much in his life that, in order to relate to the struggles in Ferguson, he has to cite an imaginary person out of thin air to prove it. Obama's American story apparently isn't overcoming an absent father, being raised by loving grandparents, attending Columbia and Harvard Universities, and becoming President of the United States.

His story, as we are constantly reminded, is been being mistaken for a waiter, something his closest adviser also did to a four-star general. "Before [becoming president], Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs," the First Lady said in the interview.

In the same conversation, Michelle Obama claimed a woman profiled her by asking for help to reach for something off a shelf during her (widely publicized) trip to Target:

I tell this story – I mean, even as the first lady – during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didn't see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isn't anything new.

Silly racist peasant asking our Queen for assistance.

The President of the United States seems more comfortable citing the struggles of his imaginary son than the privileged successes of his real daughters. In truth, Obama's son would have attended private schools in Chicago, just like his daughters. He would then be attending Sidwell Private School in DC, just like his real daughters. Obama's imaginary son would get his pick of any college in the world, just like his real daughters. His imaginary son would then go on to any career he chose, in medicine, law, Hollywood, or Wall Street, just like his real daughters. But that doesn't fit the divisive racial narrative — so his son lives the hard-knock life.

According to Obama, we still have much work to do in the race relations of imaginary people. Unfortunately, the healing can't begin until the country moves on from this imaginary President.

By Steven Miller at Ricochet

Aphorisms

Aphorism: A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth

1. The nicest thing about the future is ... that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog ... but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humour ... you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining ... as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is ... when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark ... to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important ... because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions ... you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat ... and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy ... who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins ... the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. ... like, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says "It's only a game" ... when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where ... 'happy hour' is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print ... there's no way you're going to like it.

 

1820 Greedy Show Me State officials get cranky because there aren't enough citizens to torment, impose $1 tax on unmarried men ages 21 thru 50.

1879 Holy carbon footprints, Batman! Edison shows off one of the banes of Messiah Al Gore's Global Warming gospel, the incandescent light bulb, in Menlo Park.

1944 German Army commander to 101st Airborne in Bastogne: "We have you surrounded, surrender." General McAuliffe to uninvited 'guests': "Nuts."

1946 One of world's greatest snow job artists, Uri "Spoon Bender" Geller, born.

1950 Film Classic, James Stewart's "Harvey", has its gala debut in NYC.

1981 King rendered speechless when his beloved Cleveland Browns reach new depths of ineptitude with a team record 9 fumbles and 10 turnovers.

1989 Uncle Sam invades Panama, helps Noriega "volunteer" to get out of Dodge.

IT TAKES BALLS TO PLAY IN THE PIGDOME
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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>

STEPPING IN IT!
Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those thart merit this odiferous awad. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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Welcome to PIG's Outhouse, a new section that contains all the Obama crap that's been stinking up and overflowing our in-boxes. We had to create a new page because you have to actually earn a Steaming Load, and the folks running our Dumpster page don't want to lower their standards.
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