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Michael Moore*
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TOP STORY
A PIGISH MOTHERS DAY
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PIG takes a long hard look at Mother's Day and serves up some PIGish ideas to improve this day dedicated to the women who raised us.
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MOTHERHOOD, n.
Commonly confused with the physical act of giving birth, motherhood is the long process of nurturing a child through life's initial stages to properly prepare them for an independent existence as an adult.
(PIG's Dictionary of Words and Phrases)

Before we get disgusting and PIGish about some differently-maternal moms, we need to clear up a couple pesky points about motherhood. Motherhood, the kind of motherhood that made you PIG-worthy instead of Hambo bait, is more, much more, than the act of giving birth. Giving birth is a fact of biology that applies to females of every animal species on this planet. When you get horizontal and squishy often enough, urpdom and the ensuing birth are two of the likely consequences. Call us names, if you must, but giving birth, motherhood if you prefer, should be more meaningful, more thoughtful, than, "oops".

Motherhood is more than that. Mom is that woman - who may not be your biological mom - who tucked you in at night. She's the woman who took you to the doctor when you were sick, and patched up all those childhood bumps, cuts and bruises. She played referee when you got into a fight with your siblings. She went to your ball games, recitals and school plays, cheering loudly when you struck out, sang loudly off key, or flubbed your lines. She's the woman who made you shut off the boob tube and shoved a book in your hand instead of that TV remote. Mom is that woman who was there when you needed her. Mom is more than biology and that's why you should honor her.

Now that we've settled that pesky issue, we can get down to our PIGish business. All of that is nice and nostalgic, and if you think we're going to bash anyone who has earned to honorific 'Mom', you're wrong. However, this is PIG, not Hallmark, and this week's Top Story dares to expose motherhood's dark underbelly: those breeders we refer to as "Real Mother's".

Now that we've identified what motherhood is, We the PIGs are going to kick it up a notch, by suggesting some improvements, upgrades to mom's special day. Here in the Free State of PIG, we're dealing with mixed feelings about this annual speed bump on the American Calendar. Does mom deserve props? You bet. Does our gratitude extend beyond the act of giving birth? Hell yes. Mom is more than a baby factory. In our considered opinion, giving birth is far down the list when it comes to mom's contributions to our character.

Our first upgrade to make Mothers Day properly PIGish involves giving mom her props every day of your life.

Motherhood, real motherhood, isn't biology. It can be performed with equal, or superior, ability, by a mother whose children were adopted. Motherhood, real motherhood, is the day in, day out, nurturing that a mom bestows on her children. Genuine motherhood requires the woman to be part cheerleader, part disciplinarian, part teacher, part nurse, and part referee. This kind of motherhood deserves to be honored more than one day a year. It should be acknowledged, honored, every time you employ one of those lessons that mom taught (continues to teach) you which smooth over life's inevitable speed bumps.

A properly PIGish Mothers Day would include a list of "we know what you did and we're not the least bit amused" mothers whose reproductive antics are unforgivable.

Our second upgrade to Mothers Day confronts a hard truth. Motherhood is a very demanding role, one that, quite honestly, is not suitable for EVERY woman.

Hambo's Law of Motherhood:
Those females least qualified to perform the demanding, lifelong, role of 'mother' are the ones most likely to perpetrate childbirth, early, and often.

We hear you swearing out there, but we are trying to ignore it. This bit of Hambo wisdom is proven, conclusively, by Dina "I stage-mothered my daughter into a drunken slut" Lohan, and Lynn "my 15 year old daughter got urped" Spears, mother of Twatney "I shaved off my hair during a memorable meltdown" Spears.

Kicking it up a notch or two, we need to face the hard facts that some women who exercised their inherent biological option to perpetuate the (presumably) human species did humanity wrong, big damn time. Do we really want to give Mothers Day props to the women who spawned the likes of Joe Stalin, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mahmoud al-Gilligan and Kim Jong Il? Do we really want to give Mothers Day TLC to Mama Obama for spawning an America hating commie named Barry? Does anybody think that Ma Carter deserves kudos for inflicting Jihad Jimmy on us?

To simplify this upgrade, we created a four-tiered system.

Stage 1 includes women who should never be allowed to breed, let alone rear a child.

Stage 2 focuses on those egregiously unsuitable for motherhood Stage 1 women who breed anyway.

Stage 3 is reserved for those women who produce one - or more - allegedly human horrors.

Stage 4 paints a bull's-eye on those singular alleged females who are what Porcus O'Publisher calls real "Mothers". They embody all the nasty baggage inherent in Stage 1 plus that something extra that is implicit in the complaint, "That test was a real MOTHER..."

Confused? Fear not, we're going to give you a rundown on each category.

A Stage 1 Mother is a female who embodies the phrase "Stop this woman before she breeds". We're willing to stipulate that offspring of a Stage 1 mother need not be a menace to society, but let's be honest, the odds of them being rational adults are at best, daunting. Paris "The Skank" Hilton is a prime example of a Stage 1 female.

A Stage 2 Mother is a Stage 1 Mother who embodies the Twatney Spears song "Oops, I Did It, Again". Stage 2 Mothers are usually self-absorbed bubbleheads who have no business trying to raise a child. Octomom is the poster pussy for Stage 2 Motherhood.

A Stage 3 Mother is breeder who hatched a blight on the human gene pool. Stage 3 Motherhood is, to put it bluntly, a compelling argument for RETROACTIVE birth control. Some prime examples include the breeders who perpetrated Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Charles Manson, Idi Amin, and Osama bin Laden. Stage 3 Mothers also include the women who spawned such prime candidates for Darwinian de-selection as Michael Moore, Hugo 'Skipper' Chavez, Mahmoud al-Gilligan, Kim Jong-il and Harry Reid.

A Stage 4 Mother is the breeder whom Porcus has labeled 'Real Mothers'. She's usually a Stage 1 female who was matriculated to the lofty heights of Stage 4 Motherhood. Stage 4 Motherhood is epitomized by the Queen of Stage 4 Motherhood Kris "Media Whore" Kardashian-Jenner, the twat who spawned Kim "Porn Star" Kardashian, Sasquatch Kardashian, and Kourtney "Baby maker" Kardashian. Let's not forget the two bimbettes she spawned with Bruce 'gender bender' Jenner.

The next PIGish upgrade lionizes outstanding mothers on Mothers Day.

If our new, improved, Mothers Day includes brickbats for those baby factories who should have "just said no" to motherhood, we're obligated to give bouquets to mothers whose offspring enrich our lives. Topping our list of Mothers Who Deserve our Profound Thanks is a woman named Patti Patton-Bader. Her qualifications are impressive:

Patti Patton-Bader has two sons who served in the military, both of whom did tours of duty in Iraq. She's also the surrogate mother of "tens of thousands" of our fighting men and women around the world, through a group she founded - America's largest all-volunteer military support organization - Soldier's Angels.

She's a winner of Microsoft's 'Above and Beyond Award', and, in 2008, she won "America's Favorite Mom", a richly-deserved title that comes with a $250,000 cash prize. Typically, Patti used that folding green to send more care packages to our warriors, plus she used part of it to build 'a ranch where soldiers could relax with their family the week they return from duty'.

PIG thinks Mothers Day would be vastly improved if we heard a lot more about, gave proper recognition to, mothers like Patti Patton-Bader. Her story, and similar stories, should be the lead item on every Mothers Day newscast.

Our properly PIGish Mothers Day must honor outstanding mothers throughout history.

A properly PIGish Mothers Day would also honor those moms of bygone days whose sons' and daughters' contributions continue to Emerilize our daily lives. We might call this the Motherhood Hall of Fame. For this honor we would, of necessity, consider the moms who nurtured those exceptional individuals whose life's work still enlightens, entertains and otherwise enhances our daily lives.

The short list would include the women who mothered such exceptional offspring as: Euclid, Aristotle, Archimedes, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, William Shakespeare, Ayn Rand, Thomas Jefferson, Beethoven, and Albert Einstein, to name a few. Granted, such people were born with certain inherent gifts, but it took a devoted mother to nurture those gifts and help them grow into their full potential.

Mama Mia

Mothers Day isn't sufficiently PIGish, so we're perpetrating some PIG-Worthy Awards to make this annual outburst of sloppy sentimentality endlessly fun. Here are some of our initial award category ideas:

"Most Enthusiastic Mother Award"
The unrivaled queen of clown car nads is Michelle Duggar, that woman in Arkansas who has already spawned 19 times. Michelle has a big head start, but Octomom is just dumb enough to give her a run for her money. Stay tuned.

"Media Whoring, Daughter Pimping, Mom"
Kris Jenner (AKA Big Mama Karkdashian) is the poster bitch for this one. We the PIGs predict that she'll sink to horror-inducing new lows, with the wenches she spawned with Bruce 'gender bender' Jenner: Tart & Bimbo.

"Stage Mommy"
Dina Lohan has a lock on this one. Dina played a vital role in securing a Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse slot for her daughter Lindsay. Refusing to rest on her laurels, Dina has 'mothered' Lindsay's sister, Ali, into the poster stick for anorexia.

"Show Me The Money Mommy"
This choice was easy. Our winner is Katherine Jackson, a woman who was still trying to cash in on her son, Meal Ticket Jackson (Michael), 4 years after his death. No wonder Mikey was twisted, with all his loser relatives leeching off him, all those years.

"Militant Moonbat Mommy"
Zubeidat Tsarnaeva the breeder who spawned the Boston Marathon bombers, Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, nailed this one. Why? Because she's an insane bitch.

"Egg Incubating Hen"
We're thinking Megan Fox, how about you?

"Hot Mama Award"
This award is PIGish in the extreme. Needless to say, the heated PIG bunker debate over this one quickly devolved into one of our most memorable melees. We finally decided to let our PIGsters make this call.

The rules of engagement on this one are obvious, but we'll explain them anyway. If you could choose any 'mommy' on this planet to 'kiss' away that boo-boo, whom would you pick?

By now, you've raised your glass high to salute your friends in the Free State of PIGs for another inspired idea. Okay, so maybe you're not dancing in the streets or shouting the thrilling news from your roof top, we know that ideas as great as these will grow on you.

Admittedly, there are elements of the 'traditional' Mothers Day festivities that get on our last raw nerve. That's because, as we stated in our first PIGish improvement, we think that mom should be honored every single day, not just once a year. Mom deserves more than a heartburn-inducing breakfast fixed by the eager, but clueless, tykes and a crappy card that someone bought at the last minute.

Our attitude about Mothers Day boils down to this: sloppy sentimentality isn't our idea of 'fun'. But, a "Hot Mama" contest, our 'what the hell was she thinking' rogues' gallery and some utterly PIGish awards are spiffy ways to Emerilize that fun factor. For the boring traditionalists in the PIGdom, there's our Motherhood Hall of Fame to achieve a proper balance between fun and sentimentality.

That's as sentimental as it gets, here in the bunker. Remember or earlier warning: this is the Free State of PIG, not Hallmark. If that traditional claptrap is what you wanted, you took a wrong turn on the information superhighway.

We told you what motherhood is. We proposed a few PIGish upgrades. What more could you want? We now return you to the ultimate, when it comes to being a REAL MOTHER: Objective Reality.

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WORD OF THE DAY

RACE CARD, n.

1) A WMD (Weapon of Mass Distraction), it is deployed by Libertards, Korrectniks, and Ethnocrats when they are pinned down by a sovereign individual who fights 'dirty' by unleashing a barrage of objective reality.

2) The functional equivalent of air bags, it's deployed by Ethnocrats when whitey's inconvenient truths make a 'dialog on race' spin out of control toward a head on collision with objective reality.

"A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker."
– H. L. Mencken

Transgender bathrooms? Compelled to cater GLAAD BAAG weddings? Who repealed that American classic: Property Rights?

What's wrong with this: My business. My call. My Hell to pay, if my customers disagree?

Real Mothers.

Don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.

Know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Know that dried Play-Doh doesn't come out of shag carpets.

Don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Sometimes ask "why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says, "Because I love you best".

Know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade – it is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.

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Thoughts on Mother's Day

If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?

Personally, I think today's kids ought to do something really special for their mothers on Mother's Day – like move out!

Hey guys – looking for a great gift for your mother-in-law on Mother's Day? Why not send her back her daughter?

A single mom was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a sigh she replied, "Everything I have."

Fathers – take heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure of getting at least one thing – the bills from Mother's Day.

Most mothers are always amazed when their sons/daughters marry a person with much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet still manage to have utterly brilliant children.

Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, "Eat your dinner, or I'll kill you." A Jewish mother on the other hand would say, "Eat your dinner, or I'll kill myself."

A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked her mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given her. Without a pause, her mother replied, "Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."

What Moms Really Want For Mother's Day

To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (i.e., backwash).

To have her 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.

Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty pounds to her figure.

A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi ya, Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle.

A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt.

For her teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"

A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.

To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.

To be able to step on a plane with their toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me?"

To occasionally get to sleep late on the weekend. I mean is this too much to ask?

To actually carry on a normal phone conversation with her toddler in the SAME room.

To actually be able to finish a HOT cup of coffee while her kids are present. An impossible feat!

To take a hot bath without her toddler suddenly screaming, "Mommy, I have to go potty!" as soon as she hits the water.

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How many of these did you grow up with?

Who do you think you are?

Ask your father (closely followed by "Ask your mother")

Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.

I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like an adult!

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Don't you roll your eyes at me!

Don't pick it, it'll get infected.

I don't care if (insert child's name here) _____'s Mom said yes.

You'll put your eye out with that thing!

I'm going to give you to the count to three.

Don't put that thing in your mouth; you don't know where it's been.

Wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident and have to go to hospital.

Don't cross your eyes like that, one day they'll freeze that way.

I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!

Why? Because I SAID SO, that's why!

If such and such jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...

Your father is going to hear about THIS when he gets home!

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

How many times do I have to tell you, don't throw things in the house!

Do you think your clothes are going to pick themselves up?

"I don't know" is NOT an answer!

I know it's not fair. Life isn't fair.

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1833 John Deere makes first steel plow, rest of his career spent playing in the dirt.

1914 Brit House of Lords gives thumbs down to women's suffrage; they spend rest of year sleeping on the sofa.

1937 German dirigible Hindenburg validates numerous scientific principles when it road tests the formula: hydrogen + spark = KA-BOOM!

1947 Olympic gold medal winning high jumper, Richard "Dick" Fosbury is born; the rest of his life is spent going from one "flop" to another.

1987 Humor challenged Assemblies of God church leaders don't turn other cheek, evict PTL's Jim "Jessica Hahn Slept here" Bakker and Rich Dortch.

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