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I'm taking a break from snowflakes, Trump, and the MSM news cycle. Right this moment all of it bores me big damn time. Instead, I'm liberating a few gems from my archives. Some of them should amuse you.

Since Barry is mere days from being out of our misery, I'll start with this one:

This Is War

All you need to know is that, in my OTHER life, the life outside the FSOP, a group of Austrians succeeded in really pissing me off. I tried to cut them some slack, but they insisted on pushing it, again, and again.

I'm willing to let bygones be bygones, more or less, over their homeboy Adolph. I'm trying to 'be a man' about the steaming load who left Austria and ended up in Mexifornia's governor's mansion. BUT, I draw the line, when THEIR badly planned bullshit interferes with my duties here in the FSOP. As bad as that was, it got worse when they threatened the most important day of the year at Hambo's homestead: Halloween.

Enough was enough, so I declared war on Austria. That's right, PIGsters, Hambo is OFFICIALLY at WAR with this pissant, Eurotrash infested, pimple on humanity's butt.

Willing to wallow in the muck and the mire, I tried to enlist help. Where? I started at the top, by placing a call to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Red Shed: "White House switchboard, how may I assist you?"

Me: "This is Hambo. I need to yammer at Barry, so grab his Dumbo ears and drag his scrawny butt to the phone."

R.S.: "If you mean PRESIDENT Obama, I must demand an apology."

Me: "Don't give me that crap, I'm not one of Barry's leg-humping asshats like Chris Matthews. I need Barry and I need him now. Don't make me come over there."

R.S.: "If you don't change your tone, you'll be very sorry."

Me: "Don't hold your breath. I only need a minute of his time. How long can it take to declare war on Austria, then nuke them back to the stone age?"

R.S.: "Declare war on Austria? You must be insane. President Obama is much too busy for the likes of you."

Me: "Just put him on the phone, while he practices his putting in the Oval Office. I need Austria nuked, and I need it RIGHT NOW!"

R.S.: "You're INSANE! We are not going to declare war on Austria, period."

Me: "Would it help things along, if I told you that Austrians LOVE the Fox News Channel?"

R.S.: "It can't hurt, but I still can't connect you with President Obama. I might get you on Valerie's call back list."

Me: "I have no use for Jihad Jarrett, since she hasn't got her finger on the nuclear trigger."

R.S.: "She has the president's ear."

Me: "Barry's ear? Admittedly, that's quite a handful, but it's not much help. I don't want, or need, Barry's ear. I need his nuclear trigger finger so he can nail Austria for me. If he does this favor for me, I'll pretend to believe it when he blames the nuking of Austria on George Bush."

R.S.: "I will NOT connect you with President Obama, PERIOD. End. Of. Discussion!"

Me: I knew this was a waste of time. What's the point in making a Messiah president, if he's not up for a smiting, when a patriotic American of my caliber needs one pesky little favor? He's supposed to do his part to perpetuate our life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Trust me when I tell you that, if he lobs a couple nukes at those Austrian bastards, I'm a happy camper."

R.S.: "I'm going to report this call to our Secret Service detail."

Me: "Whatever floats your boat, darlin'. By the way, do you have Messiah Al Gore's home phone number? I hear the Austrians are dastardly greenhouse gas spewing eco-terrorists. Maybe he can muster the right messianic stuff to smite those Austrian bastards for me."

R.S.: "You are INSANE."

Me: "Agreed, but I'm not answering the phones for a Dumbo-eared narcissist."

R.S.: "[Profane pleasantries.] Click. Dialtone.

I want to nuke Austria out of my misery and I want it NOW. If you have the right stuff to help me get the job done, put in a good word with the nuclear-armed smiter on your Christmas list.

Messiah Barry's Top Ten

[The Narcissist-In-Chief seems to be feeling cranky, these days, so I decided to repost this to, uh, cheer him up. I wonder if Chris 'The Tingler' Matthews whispers these sweet nothings to his hunk of burning love, when he and Barry are getting horizontal and squishy. Memo to self: remind me to ask The Tingler about it.]

Messiah Barry sent his trailblazer, David Axelrod, up the holy elevator of the Richard J.Daley Center in search of eternal wisdom that would last through the ages. Once inside this hallowed land in the Heart of Chicago, David met with the most high, George Soros, the man in charge of putting words in Messiah Barry's mouth.

Together, they created The Ten Commandments of Messiah Barry. Eat your heart out, Moses.

1) Thou shalt not have any other Messiah's before me, beside me or after me. Thou has me, why shouldest thou need another?

2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, but thou shouldest, instead, fill every wall, in every room with images of and altars to thy Messiah Barry. Don't makest me cometh over there.

3) Thou shalt not take the name of thy Messiah Barry in vain, lest he heareth thee with his big ears and send his unheavenly host to smite thee.

4) To rememberest Messiah Barry's ascension and keep it holy, thou must instantly removeth the Twenty-Second Amendment from thy Constitution.

5) Honor thy father and they mother, unless they be conservatives, in which case you must taketh them to the nearest Gulag and giveth all their worldly goods to thy Messiah Barry.

6) Thou shalt not kill thy Messiah's mindless mutterings with questions, lest you suffer the fate of Joe The Plumber.

7) Thou shalt not commit political adultery with that notorious slut Individual Liberty, lest thy Messiah Barry put his holy boot up thine ass.

8) Thou shalt not steal thy Messiah Barry's teleprompter, lest he be exposed for the blithering, clueless idiot he really is...Um, um, um, um.

9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor if he be an Obamunist. However if he dost espouse 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness', all bets are off and thou shalt lie like a rug.

10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's, including his elephant whose big ears are rendered petite when compared to mine own. Plundering thy local achiever is mine job, so backeth the hell off and let me doeth what a Marxist Messiah must doeth, and remembereth what I said about that damn elephant.

With Uncle Sam on a collision course with the Black Helicopter Club, this dusty devil is pertinent:

"Hierarchy of U.N. Disapproval".

Once again, this feckless international debating society is "applying pressure" on a nation. The current crisis, is, as if you needed a hint the on-going intransigence of a thug nation. Inspired by the 'bite me' Iran fires off at the U.N. when that body chides it about nukes, Kim Jong-Basementboy decided to give the organization a thrill, by firing off a long range missile. America's fearful leader, The Red Shed Marxist, huffed and puffed, but Basementboy laughed like a mental patient, when The One, invoked - GASP - Black Helicopter Club disapproval.

Why don't we review the Hierarchy of U.N. Disapproval, which was obtained through our top secret sources?

1) Frown

2) Frown and finger shaking

3) Stern memo

4) Stern memo and frown

5) Stern memo, frown and finger shaking

6) Secretary General threatens to hold his breath until he turns blue.

7) After the feckless fool passes out, the U.N. regroups by letting everyone vent at a General Assembly whine-a-thon.

8) Ignore the facts and/or change the subject, by serving up a Security Council resolution condemning Israel.

9) Thunder ominously about American imperialism when [if] Uncle Sam vetoes the resolution.

10) Hold a press conference announcing "We did everything we could."

11) Reset disapproval meter back to "Frown".

Are we all up to speed on U.N. Disapproval now, new world order Sparky?

Hamboisms 101:

Black Helicopter Club: United Nations

Red Shed: Formerly known as the White House

Red Shed Marxist: Messiah Barry Obama - AKA 'The One'

Kim Jong-basementboy: North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-Un

Mexifornia Legislature's Budget Process

1) Get stoned on weed.

2) Pull egregiously inflated revenue projections out of your stoner butts.

3) Pretend that your revenue assumptions are real, even the $5 billion you 'plan' to get from 'the most interesting man in the world' in a case of Dos Equis beer.

4) Spend twice as much as your imaginary revenue allows.

5) Act shocked, when objective reality nails you with an extra $10 billion in red ink.

6) Threaten to fire cops and shut down schools if 'the rich' don't leave $10 billion in small bills on the capitol steps, in Dos Equis beer cases.

7) Return to step 1 and do it all over again.

Here's another Barry funny one.

A friend - she's an unrepentant Libertard of the Obamunist ilk - called with some breaking news from her neighborhood.

Her: "It's been one hell of a day around here."

Me: "Anything wrong, aside from your Marxist Messiah's approval ratings?"

Her: "We're not going THERE, so knock it off."

Me: "If that's not it, what else is wrong?"

Her: "What's wrong? How does 8 fire trucks, half a dozen cars, plus chainsaws strike you?"

Me: "Were they plying their trade at your house?"

Her: "No. There was a major fire in the apartment house right across the street."

Me: "That big multi-story job?"

Her: "That's right. It was a mad house around here."

Me: "That's much too close for comfort."

Her: "Tell me about it. I posted a picture of the fire on my Facebook page."

Me: "My lovely bride is looking for it, right now."

Her: "I feel sorry for the poor people who lived there."

Me: "A glass half full dude like me would lift your spirits by noting that your Thanksgiving dinner guests won't have to park in another time zone, this year."

Her: "You're a sick bastard."

Me: "Thank you."

Her: "Do you look at the picture, yet?"

Me: "Very impressive. If you look closely you'll see a skinny Kenyan wearing a Bush 43 mask, trying to hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner on the smoldering building."

Her: Click. Dial tone.

Why, I wonder, do so many of my phone calls end that way? Enquiring minds want to know. In this case, I'm sure that the day's unscheduled excitement was too much for her.

I hope you enjoyed this journey through some dark corners of my hard drive as much as I did..

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WORD OF THE DAY

PROSTITUTION, n.

The act of selling oneself to any and every buyer with sufficiently deep pockets, it's a crime when 'sex workers' do it, but considered 'statesmanship' when it's perpetrated by an Elected Tormentor.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
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If Dem legicrats boycott the inauguration why not give their seat to a wounded vet?

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George Takei's Breathtaking Stupidity

George Takei played Sulu on the original Star Trek series. He's also an outspoken and openly gay man.

You would think a gay man would not stand up for an ideology, religion or political movement whose most fervent and consistent advocates think that homosexuality is grotesquely immoral at best, and punishable by death, at worst. And yet like his fellow progressive Democrats, George Takei does.

He would never support a socially conservative Christian who opposed gay marriage. Yet when it comes to Islam, the most fervent opponent of homosexuality in the history of all humankind, he's asking people to sign a petition in special defense of Islam and Muslims. Under the philosophy of individual rights and the U.S. Constitution, of course the government has no right to arbitrarily seize personal property or individual persons, without due process under a rational system of laws. But why the extra and special protection for Muslims? Why does his heart bleed for a people whose ideology has no use whatsoever for him, some of whom would behead or throw him off a building in a minute under the Sharia Law advocated by Islam?

Let's be real. Islam is not merely a religion. It's a political ideology. In my own home town of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, there's an active gay and lesbian community. Just 45 minutes north, there's reportedly a growing Muslim population whose mosques are already under development. (Source: Susan Monday Show, Delaware 105.9 on 1/12/17). Some people — whether gays and lesbians or their loved ones — are more than a little concerned about the impact on the safety and individual property rights of the gays and lesbians who live nearby. It's politically incorrect to admit it (Rehoboth Beach is a hardcore left-wing enclave), but I hear private expressions of concern on a regular basis. Such concern is entirely rational. Given what happened at the Pulse nightclub last year in Orlando, Florida, it seems reasonable to assume that individual gay and lesbian lives could be in danger, particularly at bars or in other public places, as Islamic houses of worship proliferate. The mayor of Dover and other politicians insist that existing law enforcement can handle the risks just fine. We see how well that has worked out in California, Florida and elsewhere over the past few years of brutal Islamic attacks.

It doesn't matter if most Muslims are not active terrorists. The fact remains that virtually all terrorism arises from Muslims who were radicalized at their local mosque. We all know that such appeals to "diversity and justice" like Takei's ridiculous petition don't have anything to do with equal protection of all persons under the Constitution. What they do seek is to impose a sense of unearned guilt on the actual or potential victims of Islam, an irrational political-social movement of which the gay and lesbian community represents a bull's eye target.

On the radio show I heard today, the mayor of Dover argued that Catholics were viewed with similar mistrust back in the 1950s and early 1960s, including when Catholic John F. Kennedy first ran for president. Excuse me, but I'm not aware of any Catholic sanctioned attacks on nightclubs, office parties, skyscrapers or private sporting events occurring around that time. While irrational and unwarranted prejudice certainly exists, can't fear sometimes be completely rational?

If you read Takei's petition, you'll find an unwholesome and untenable false alternative. Either you pretend that Islam and Muslims are about as dangerous as the pacifistic Amish or privacy-minded Hasidic Jews, as the petition does, or else you support concentration camps for Muslims. It's an absurd choice. The purpose of such package deals is to instill unearned guilt in its victims. "Oh my, if I don't think in politically correct ways about Islam like that wonderful gay progressive George Takei does, then I must be some kind of Nazi." Sign the petition, and make sure your progressive friends know you've done the same. Progressives, quite frankly, are often "social metaphysicans." This means they determine what's right and true by checking with each other, not with their own objectively reasoning minds. It's the kind of evasiveness and bone-headed thinking that causes people to look back on the years leading up to Nazi Germany and ask themselves, "How could otherwise reasonable and educated people let this happen?"

Hypocrisy is too kind a term to describe the level of willful blanking out of rational thought such petitions require. If a white supremacist movement launched a series of internationally driven bombings and beheadings against anyone who disagreed with them, it would be reasonable and necessary for the governments of free societies to keep an eye on them in order to avoid more killings. Immigration policies would have to be reevaluated as well, to ensure that white supremacists are not entering the country. In that case, Takei would demand the strongest government response possible. If the killings continued or escalated, he'd demand a tougher response. Yet if you so much as suggest that Islam isn't rational or decent, in Takei's universe you're worthy of being charged with hate speech and possibly a crime, as Obama's Attorney General and undoubtedly a President Hillary Clinton were prepared to take us.

One can only assume that when someone who's actually gay, and publicly so as George Takei is, makes such a move, that he's simply trying to prove a point. My own theory is that he's trying to gain approval from fellow progressives and leftists who seek to show what they view as their own moral superiority over others. They seem to feel that their willingness to risk and sacrifice their own interests and perhaps their very lives for the sake of public displays of political correctness makes them above everybody else. I wonder if anyone who died in the Pulse nightclub had made that mistake. And why should anyone else die just so that Takei and progressives get to indulge their sense of pseudo-self-esteem?

Rational, thinking people understand that we don't have to pretend that Islam is a movement dedicated to peace, love and tolerance any more than the Nazi movement was in its own time. Takei's attempt to instill a sneering, fawning sense of unearned guilt in our souls does not work with me. And if you value your life, it shouldn't work with you, either.

Political correctness is deadly. I'd say ask the victims of Orlando, San Bernardino, the Ft. Lauderdale airport, Paris or 9/11 … but you can't ask them, because most of them are dead. You excuse or forgive your own would-be destroyers at the cost of your self-esteem, your pride, your integrity and, in the end, quite possibly with your life. Please, I beg of you: Don't let it happen for the sake of moral and intellectual twerps like George Takei.

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Church Won't Mention Trump in Prayers Because His Name Is 'a Dangerous Trauma Trigger'

Pasadena's All Saints Episcopal Church will not mention Donald Trump by name in prayers, saying that mentions of the President-elect are "literally a trauma trigger to some people."

"The question is—does saying the president's name in prayer in this way compromise the safety of the worshipping community?" Kinman wrote. "Let me be clear that I believe this is a high bar… much more than 'I disagree with the president' or even 'the president deeply offends me.' This is the level of compromising the safety of the worshipping community."

Kinman said the church will reconsider the decision in a few weeks, after speaking with congregants, as well as thinking about and praying about the decision.

Until then, Pasadena's All Saints Episcopal Church urged its parishioners to pray not only for political leaders but also for "those most fearful and vulnerable among us in this hour."

 

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