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HALLOWEEN HEARTBURN
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Once again, We the PIGs wage war on the hair incinerating Halloweenies who are hell bent to take all the fun out of the night of the candy muggers.

Once upon a midnight dreary…

This year, the ghosts, goblins, and ghouls at the Free State of PIG plan to rip the mask off the most egregiously maligned holiday on the world's calendar: Halloween. Why? Because it's the kind of thing we do. Also, here in the PIG bunker, Halloween is one of our favorite days of the year, for a number of reasons. First and foremost, it's a day when kids are allowed to unleash their imaginations, something that is increasingly, deplorably, rare in these Nanny State plagued times.

Halloween is about fun. It's a day when rational adults get to experience unmitigated tyke excitement, joy and laughter. It's all that and more. It would be nice if once, just once, all the whiners, hand-wringers and other killjoys would shut the hell up and let kids have some harmless 'lets pretend' fun. Since they won't cooperate, we're determined to mount a vigorous defense on its behalf. In the process, we'll hit all the hot buttons we can find, giving you a heads up on the good, the bad, and the ugly aspects of Halloween.

We'll begin this PIGish Halloween Primer, by telling you what Halloween is.

Halloween started out as an ancient Celtic festival, Samhain, a day which marked the end of the 'lighter half' of the year and the beginning of the 'darker half' of the year. Since it's a significant moment on the Celtic calendar, it's also known as the Celtic New Year.

Many of our Halloween traditions can be traced back to Samhain, including the wearing of costumes. Believing the barrier between the afterlife and this world was especially thin on Samhain, the Celts welcomed the spirits of dearly departed family members, but warded off harmful spirits, by wearing scary costumes. The use of skeletons on Halloween also traces back to Samhain, since families would deploy them on their window sill to make friendly spirits feel welcome. Other elements, like the term Jack-O-Lantern (originating in Ireland), and the carved pumpkin (an American contribution), were added later.

In the 21st century, Halloween is what it has been all of our lives, a day when children, of all ages, dress up and set forth on a candy mugging quest. On Halloween, costume wearing tykes will roam your neighborhood seeking all those sugary treats that make mom act snarky when they ask her ask for them. Cut little Moonbeam and Thunderboy some slack, mom. Yes, we know that you'll be forced to deal with that high-energy, nerve-shattering sugar high and the requisite "mom, my tummy feels funny" aftermath. The FSOP is confident that you'll survive, as usual. It's only once a year and it's a small price to pay for all those tyke high spirits.

Now that you're up to speed on what Halloween is, it's time to cut through the crap and tell you what it isn't.

We're painfully aware that some of our loyal PIGsters view this annual candy-intensive holiday with foreboding. Too many individuals see dark forces at work behind this night of make believe and that's a shame. In a perfect world, you'd figure out that, if you raised your tykes with the proper values, then one night in a Dracula cape with plastic fangs isn't going to turn your kids into virgin-sacrificing devil worshipers. That's not going to happen, so lighten up and let the kids play dress up and have some good, clean, classically-American, fun.

The most pernicious canard about Halloween is that pagans, Satanists, and Wiccans stole it from the Cross Cult. It's a popular whopper that, deliberately, abuses historical fact. The fact that Halloween - formerly All Hallows Even - occurs on the eve of the Cross Cult's All Saints Day is, as you might suspect, no accident, but the perpetrators aren't pagans. The perpetrators are Vatican players - Pope Gregory III and Pope Gregory IV - who deliberately tried to co-op this pagan festival by moving All Saints Day from May 13 to November 1. By the mid 800s A.D., the deed was done, and the assault on Halloween was going full speed ahead.

Wiccans and other, Johnny Come Lately, asshats have, belatedly, tried to horn in to do some holiday co-opting of their own, with mixed results. They're free to do whatever thrills them spitless, but the fact remains that Halloween isn't about them, either.

Over the years, a strange coalition of thin-skinned pumpkinheads joined forces to malign Halloween, but, by and large, the holiday took a licking but kept on ticking. That brings us to the next topic on our PIGish Halloween Primer agenda, the ever-popular list of suspects who get heartburn from our favorite holiday of the year.

* Border jumping scumbag invaders and their Colonista cohorts had a memorable hissy fit over an 'illegal alien' costume which involved an orange jumpsuit, an extraterrestrial mask, and a green hunk of paper which reads 'green card'.

* Wiccans interrupt their howling at the moon to complain that seeing Moonbeam packing a broom, doning her witch's garb, and sporting a hooked nose gives them a boo-boo. It's 'demeaning' and qualifies - in their fevered brains as "hate speech".

* So-called child 'advocates' blither that the scary - fright night - aspects of Halloween might scar little Thunderboy and Moonbeam for life. They bellow that it's a blatant, unacceptable, unnecessary, assault on fragile tyke psyches. On the one night that really is 'for the children', these child advocate bed wetters insist that mom and dad oops, uh, parent 1 and parent 2, keep the tykes home.

* Anal retentive prudes complain that the costumes worn by Moonbeam and her wenchlet pals are egregiously skimpy and make them look like brazen hussies. In this category, the 'sexy ebola nurse' costume has tongues wagging.

* NO NADs, and a lot of pinheads with no sense of humor, are setting their hair on fire over our pick for costume of the year: the now infamous Ray Price costume. Ray Rice's claim to infamy is punching out his wife in an elevator, then dragging her out, afterwards. Charming! He's out of the NFL, but far from forgotten.

There are many hilarious, inoffensive costumes to wear for Halloween parties this month — Ray Rice is not one of them. Plenty of people were disgusted when a picture of a man dressed as the disgraced running back was posted online. The photo shows a man wearing Rice's No. 27 jersey dragging a blowup doll to represent his wife. [NYDN]

* One Halloween, a Minnesota woman incurred the wrath of assorted asshats, because the mock graveyard in her front yard had boo-boo inducing prose on the tombstones with names like these: Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Phil McCracken and Hugh Jass. Our kind of gal, the woman told the whiners 'bite me'.

Speaking of Halloween phobic pinheads, a Korrectnik at the University of Colorado pissed on the candle in the pumpkin with this costume banning drivel.

Any Indian costume, Native Americans feathers, headdresses or other items are banned.

Thinking of a sexy costume - be careful - overly sexualized costumes, such as Japanese geishas, or Indian "squaws" are also banned.

Also banned - ghetto costumes.

The college also believes Caucasians might be offended, so no cowboy costumes or "white trash" outfits will be allowed either.

A university spokesman called cowboy costumes a "crude stereotype."

Thinking of dressing up like your favorite Duck Dynasty character?

Too bad - hillbilly costumes are banned, too.

The best costumes? Animals or cartoon characters, but only the most bland as some may consider some offensive. [National Ledger]

Once again, Halloween season spreads confusion far and wide. Some people - we'll call them 'eager beavers' - are just naturally horrifying, ghoulish, or ghastly, so they appear to be in costume 365 days a year. Some of you will attribute this PIGish notion to our notoriously colorful nature...Sticks and stones.

Here are a few eager beavers that We the PIGS have encountered.

* First, there's the zombie - one of the walking dead -who has been spotted out in public, this week. It's Kanye West who seems more bummed than ever, now that he 'owns' Short & Porny - AKA Kim "Porn Star" Kardashian. You're dead meat, dude, because your fat assed Armenian apple didn't fall far from the relentlessly greedy Big Mama Kardashian tree. His self-made Hell, so he burns. I can live with that.

* We were puzzled when we spotted an albino hippo herding her energetic, roly poly daughter into a pool where a large crocodile awaited her. Upon closer inspection we recognized Honey Boo Boo's lard ass mommy June, who was dumping her meal ticket in the lap of a different kind of predator, June's pedophile boyfriend.

* When we spotted a giant sphincter being interviewed by an MSM Obama toady, we wondered who was road testing his, her, hisher or its Justin Bieber costume. Silly us, it turned out to be Chucky Schumer, who is always a complete asshole, in his natural state.

* Every time we spot a scrawny skank wearing short shorts plus a flimsy top humping a lamp post, it makes us stop short and ask ourselves. Is this a garden variety crack whore, or someone in a Miley Cyrus costume?

* Several weeks ago we spotted what appeared to be dumbo-eared geek in one of those ridiculous uniforms the tin pot dictators love to wear. We didn't recognize Generalissimo Barack, at first, until an MSM toadie bloviated about the strong impression The One made while ordering air strikes on empty buildings rumored to be important ISIS facilities. The outfit and the saber rattling bluster were laughable, so Barry will, once again, venture forth as the equally laughable 'Washington Outsider', on Halloween.

* We spotted a vintage woman carrying a giant 'Y' down the street and assumed it was someone in Shrillary costume showing her pining away for her terrorist tongue candy, Huma. It was, in fact, the owner of a new eatery, 'The Y', carrying the single letter logo for her food emporium. Mistaken identity? Yup, but an understandable one, since Bubba himself confirmed Shrillary's fondness for chowing down at the 'Y'.

* You probably missed it, but NBC's news headquarters had an especially frightening terrorist incident recently. It happened when someone spotted a man carrying a bomb in the building. Was someone road testing a terrorist costume? Nope. It turned out to be the executive responsible for making David Gregory the host of 'Meet the Press' removing the last vestiges of David from the building.

* Last weekend, I was knocking back a few at a friend's house, when his Mutt ran up and started humping my leg. Smirking, I looked at mutt then my friend. "It looks like Bubba (the dog) is wearing his Chris Matthews costume again this year." That mutt is in his Matthews mode, every day.

The eager beavers are, by and large, more amusing than annoying. The costume banning candle pissers are a different story.

If there's a dark underbelly to Halloween it's all about human nature, not demonic influences. It works this way: Painfully aware that daughter Moonbeam's sudden burning need for an iPhone traces back to the fact that Moonbeam's best friend Susie just got one from her indulgent mommy, Moonbeam's mom plots her revenge. When little Susie shows up dressed as the Princess in some kid flick, Moonbeam's mom reaches for that special Susie treat, a 10,000 calorie candy bar that will put Susie's cholesterol into orbit, and give her a sugar high that will make her hyperactive for the next three weeks. It's not a perfect revenge, but it's damn close. Susie will survive, unscathed; the jury is still out on her mom's fate.

It's time to wrap this one up, so you can fortify your homestead for the forthcoming candy mugger assault. Halloween is a night for, and about, children. It's a night when tykes delight us, by dressing up and channeling their inner thespian. It's one moment in the year, when we can become anyone, anything, our hearts desire and the only limiting factors are our own imaginations. If that gives Holy Rollers, Food Nazis, Korrectniks, Wiccans, and assorted other asshats, a painful dose of Halloween Heartburn, tell somebody who cares.

It's time for rational adults to face the fetid fact that a fun day like Halloween will never register with humorless, myopic Girlie Men. It's time for us to ignore these hair incinerating, panty-wadding, pinheads, because they can't, or won't, grasp the context of a day devoted to fun, sometimes at the expense of others. It's time for rational adults to tell these Halloween killjoys to put a sock in it, because we refuse to give credence to the entirely mythical, 'right not to be offended'. We won't be enslaved to someone's irrational sensitivities. If someone has trouble with ghosts, gobblins, witches, and all the rest, it's their personal problem.


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WORD OF THE DAY

CHICAGO VOTER CERTIFICATION, Hamboism

Commonly called a 'death certificate', in less enlightened locales, this room temperature status milestone puts the decomposing patriot in the fast lane for Windy City electoral participation..

"There is nothing quite so depressing as waking up to face a day when you know that you are going to have to deal with a government office or bureaucrat."
Neal Boortz

I was driving down a local byway, enjoying the sweet sound of the black Maserati in front of me when another one, a red one, drove up in the left lane. Two Maseratis on that street? What are the odds of that?

Welcome Home Marine

[Fox News] U.S. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi, jailed more than 200 days in Mexico, was freed by a judge Friday and immediately returned to the U.S., his family said.

Tahmooressi, 26, who served two tours of duty in Afghanistan, had been held since March 31, when he said he mistakenly crossed into Mexico with three legally-purchased and registered guns in his truck.

A court-appointed psychiatrist confirmed that Tahmooressi has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Family spokesman Jonathan Franks said the judge released him without making a determination on the charge against him. He had been held initially at a prison outside Tijuana, then was moved to a prison outside Tecate.

His family released a statement Friday night saying, "It is with an overwhelming and humbling feeling of relief that we confirm that Andrew was released today after spending 214 days in a Mexican jail. He is back on American soil and will shortly resume treatment for both his pre-existing combat related PTSD and the residual effects of months of incarceration – which has taken a toll on him far worse than his two tours in Afghanistan."

The Florida man said he got lost on a California freeway ramp that sent him across the border with no way to turn back. His long detention brought calls for his freedom from U.S. politicians, veterans groups and social media campaigns.

In Mexico, possession of weapons restricted for use by the Army is a federal crime, and the country has been tightening up its border checks to stop the flow of US weapons that have been used by drug cartels.

Tahmooressi reportedly had three weapons, all registered in the U.S., including a .45 caliber pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun and an AR-15 rifle.

Tahmooressi's lawyers have maintained the weapons in the truck were there because he had recently moved from Florida to San Diego, and had all of his possessions, including the legally-purchased weapons, in his vehicle when he was stopped at the border.

Members of Congress were quick to react to the news of the release.

Rep. Ed Royce, R-Calif, chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, immediately issued a statement saying, "I am elated that Sgt. Tahmooressi has been ordered released from jail in Mexico. This is great, but overdue, news. I am pleased that both Attorney General Jesús Murillo Karam and the judge on the case recognize that Sgt. Tahmooressi did not intend to violate Mexican law, and that his combat-related PTSD should be treated by specialists in the United States."

In Florida, Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who represents the district where Tahmooressi's' mother, Jill, lives, said in a statement, "I am thrilled that Sergeant Tahmooressi has been released from prison in Mexico. We have waited long enough. As a mother, my heart is with Jill Tahmooressi tonight and I can only imagine the many emotions she must be experiencing, namely the relief in knowing her son is coming home and that they will soon be reunited without prison bars, without handlers and without unnecessary travel."

Rep. Matt Salmon, R-Ariz., chairman of the Subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere, said, "I am truly overjoyed to hear the news that our Marine Sgt. Tahmooressi is finally coming home to America. During my last visit with Andrew in a Mexican prison, I told him the next time I saw him would be during his release to America; I am grateful that I will be able to keep that promise and be with him and (his mother) Mrs. Tahmooressi as he returns to the United States tonight."

John Hawkins' Everything Millennials Need To Know About Politics And Economics in 25 Quotes
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10) Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process. When everyone gets something for nothing, soon no one will have anything, because no one will be producing anything. —Charles Koch

11) Right now, politicians have the power to suddenly decide to tax us all at 100% and then spend the money replacing all of our roads with a high-speed rail system. What keeps them from doing that? Common sense? Come on, look at the morons we have in government – Congress is filled with idiots who couldn't run a lemonade stand and who have grand visions to transform the nation. No, the only thing stopping them is that they're divided into two parties who viscerally hate each other. If they ever got along, a big new government overreach like the Patriot Act or a giant boondoggle like Obamacare would be passed every couple weeks. By the end of the year, we'd have the government spying on our every movement as we lived flat broke in shanty towns, eating our government-allotted corn cob half we'd get every other day. —Frank J. Fleming

12) Far from having the 21st-century equivalent of an Edwardian class system, the United States is characterized by a great deal of variation in income: More than half of all adult Americans will be at or near the poverty line at some point over the course of their lives; 73 percent will also find themselves in the top 20 percent, and 39 percent will make it into the top 5 percent for at least one year. Perhaps most remarkable, 12 percent of Americans will be in the top 1 percent for at least one year of their working lives. --Kevin Williamson

13) Yet the basic fact remains: every regulation represents a restriction of liberty, every regulation has a cost. That is why, like marriage (in the Prayer Book's words), regulation should not "be enterprised, nor taken in hand, unadvisedly, lightly, or wantonly" —Margaret Thatcher

14) "The larger the percentage of the national income taken by taxes the greater the deterrent to private production and employment. When the total tax burden grows beyond a bearable size, the problem of devising taxes that will not discourage and disrupt production becomes insoluble." —Henry Hazlitt

15) Millions of individuals making their own decisions in the marketplace will always allocate resources better than any centralized government planning process. —Ronald Reagan

16) By government giveaway programs, individuals are often hurt far more than they are helped. The recipients of these programs become dependent on the government and their dignity is destroyed. Is it compassionate to enslave more and more people by making them a part of the government dependency cycle? I think compassion should be measured by how many people no longer need it. Helping people to become self-sufficient is much more compassionate than drugging them with the narcotic of welfare. —Rush Limbaugh

17) With regard to the idea of whether you have a right to health care, you have to realize what that implies. It's not an abstraction. I'm a physician. That means you have a right to come to my house and conscript me. It means you believe in slavery. It means that you're going to enslave not only me, but the janitor at my hospital, the person who cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses. —Rand Paul

18) There used to be no income inequality in China because everyone was poor. This is a tradeoff you accept for growth and freedom. —Michele Caruso-Cabrera

1512 Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel paintings shown for first time.

1800 John Adams is the first U.S. President to live in the White House.

1834 A Mississippi river boat game, poker, 1st mentioned in a publication.

1896 Another day that will live in infamy - and remain burned in horndog brains - transpires when that venerable 'peep' show, National Geographic, shows bare-breasted (Zulu) women for the 1st time.

1944 2 years after Larry Flynt becomes a stain on humanity's skivvies, Old Ka-Boom makes it right by delivering up an inspired lunatic named Kinky Friedman.

1947 With Howard Hughes at the controls Spruce Goose gets airborne.

1947 One of horse racing's greatest equine athletes, Man O' War, dies.

1979 Messiah Barry take copious notes, when the Nanny State plunders taxpayers for $1.5 billion, gives it Chrysler Corp.

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