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How Progtards protect their fatally flawed sacred cows from painful truths..

A no-fly zone is a territory or an area over which aircraft are not permitted to fly. Such zones are usually set up in a military context, somewhat like a demilitarized zone in the sky, and usually prohibit military aircraft of a belligerent power from operating in the region.

If your life is littered with Progtards, you know, too well, that they are the embodiment of the old saying: they can dish it out, but they can't take it. In fact, if you try to say anything, they'll silence you. For them, a 'dialogue' involves them ranting their moonbat gibberish while you listen to it. They don't want to hear the truth, about anything, because they can't handle it. If that truth thing got out in the public sphere, it might catch on, and we can't allow that.

Self-appointed masters of the public discourse, they do their best to keep dangerous notions like freedom of speech, limited government, inalienable individual liberty and individual accountability from 'the masses'. Of all the dangerous truths, the most dangerous of all is the truth about their cherished - and fatally flawed - icons. From noxious notions like Global Warming and Secondhand Smoke to Lefty luminaries like Shrillary and Barry, the one thing the Progtards won't allow is some hooligan shouting "the Emperor has no clothes".

What, if anything does this have to do with No Fly Zones? Good question.

This rant reached critical mass, when some Shrillary supporters - HRC Super Volunteers - began constructing what we'll call a Rhetorical No Fly Zone - over Bubba's bisexual bride. This Rhetorical No Fly Zone seeks to shield Shrillary from her own past, present and future antics. Borrowing a page from the Obamunist playbook, Shrilllary's Shriekers are using the kind of Rhetorical No Fly Zone tactics that keep The One from being responsible for his own actions. The One's minions use it with the utmost skill to keep those pesky POTUS chickens from coming home to roost in the Red Shed's fabled Oval Office.

The Rhetorical No Fly Zone - henceforth RNFZ - which shields Obama is depressingly simple, conceptually.

Anyone who dares to question The One's actions is racist.

If you disagree about 'rule by imperial decree', you're a racist.

If you disagree about any of his policies, you're racist.

If you question his work ethic as POTUS, you're a racist.

If you mention his Jihad against Israel, you're a racist.

If you cite the ways he violates the Constitution, you're a racist.

If you delineate all the actions he's taken on behalf of Islam inspired terrorism, you're a racist.

If you discuss how utterly unsuited, unqualified, he is for his POTUS position, you're a racist.

If you use his middle name, that's racism, too.

Anyone who points out The One's lies, damn lies, and his habit of contradicting himself are deemed racist.

Why are such things, and countless others racist? Because they get too real about The One who is our first black president.

During our sojourn in this particular circle of hell, the size of Obama's RNFZ has expanded geometrically until it encompasses everything. It can't be avoided and when the MSM piles it on, this RNFZ bullshit can be quite intimidating.

In Shrillary's instance, her Shriekers started modestly. Citing 'first female POTUS', Shrillary's Shriekers constructed a small, unimpressive RNFZ out of a dozen words that the MSM - all of us - are forbidden to use when describing Shrillary:

Polarizing, calculating, disingenuous, insincere, ambitious, inevitable, entitled, over confident, secretive, "will do anything to win", "represents the past", "out of touch".

Curiously missing are "Benghazi", "Whitewater", "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy", "What difference does it make?", "personal e-mail server", plus comments about her tongue candy - Huma. I guess that makes these topics fair game.

There's nothing new about a political hack who does whatever it takes to distance himself, herself, hisherself or itself from responsibility for their own actions. That's as old as politics itself. Congenital assholes like UpChuck Schumer hit an opponent/critic with a pre-emptive out pouring of invective which borders on character assassination. For those not as gifted when it comes to vitriol, other methods are used, the most popular of which is the pay for play Spin Doctor. Among other things, a Spin Doctor makes an ideal scapegoat, when things get out of hand. If the 'scandal' won't go away unless someone falls on their sword, the Spin Doctor is made to order. I think it's part of their job description.

Senator Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontis' Warren is another lefty whom the Progtards have fitted with a No Fly Zone for her factually-flawed contention that she's part Siberian-American:

"No, as I said, these are my family stories. I have lived in a family that has talked about Native Americans, talked about tribes since I had been a little girl," she said. "I still have a picture on my mantel and it is a picture my mother had before that - a picture of my grandfather. And my Aunt Bea has walked by that picture at least a 1,000 times remarked that he - her father, my Papaw -- had high cheek bones like all of the Indians do. Because that is how she saw it and your mother got those same great cheek bones and I didn't. She thought that was the bad deal she had gotten in life." (CBS Affiliate)

For bringing that up, I'm - TA DA - a sexist. Shame on me. I suppose that mentioning how devoid she is of any meaningful leadership experience is sexist, too. There I go again.

Cowering in the deep shadows of Junk Science, are two prime examples of pay for play lab coated hooliganism. Each is shielded by its own RNFZ. The first is based on the gold standard of data manipulation and what amounts to scientific fraud. I refer to our old friend Secondhand smoke, which includes its bastard child, Thirdhand Smoke.

When it became clear that 'the public' was not suitably alarmed over the deleterious effects of firsthand smoke on smokers, the Smoke Nazis pulled a real stinker out of their butts. The name of this gem is secondhand smoke and it - allegedly - a BIGGER health risk than firsthand smoke. Why? Because, thanks to the numbers games played by Smoke Nazis, secondhand smoke is more deadly than firsthand smoke, PLUS, its primary victims are non-smokers who strayed too close to a smoker.

Secondhand smoke is still alive and well, as shown by the increasing popularity of smoking bans in public places. The problem, for Smoke Nazis, is that they haven't found a way to ban smoking in ALL private places. They made inroads in apartment buildings, and in some places, banned smoking in cars, when there's a child along for the ride. Despite that, there's no leverage available that might allow Smoke Nazis to stick their foot inside the door of a smoker's home sweet home. That's seems destined to change. How? You're going to be thrilled.

The new kid on the Smoke Nazi block is - TA DA - thirdhand smoke. That's right THIRDHAND SMOKE. What is it? According to the Smoke Nazis, it's the smoke 'contamination' which lingers long after a cancer stick is extinguished. It's the 'particulate matter' left over from tobacco smoke which sticks to clothes, hair, body parts, furniture, and everything else exposed to tobacco smoke. Big fun, but it gets better because, according to lab coated Smoke Nazi zealots, thirdhand smoke is a dire threat to - you gotta know what's coming - THE CHILDREN.

There's no nifty 'ism' for this one, so you'll need to take solace in 'shill for big tobacco' and/or 'capitalist exploiter'.

The second Junk Science stinker is, as if you can't guess, 'Global Warming'. The inconvenient truth that this RNFZ protects is this: the computer models on which this whopperthon is based have been proven, by REAL climate experts, to be fatally flawed. The dire predictions based on them, aren't even close to being real. Furthermore there's that 17 year long stretch, from the late 1990s to the present during which no warming was measured, according to satellite data.

In case you wondered denigrating Global Warming hysteria makes me denier and a sworn enemy of Mother Earth. I'm so ashamed.

The most rapidly expanding RNFZ belongs to Islam. In addition to shielding Islam's inherent violence and inability to peacefully coexist with anybody, it also safeguards a seemingly endless list of things that are forbidden by Islam for its adherents. The following list that I found in cyberspace is a good place to start.

Forbidden for women and men:

Talking too much
Cursing
Praying behind a woman
Not removing hair from certain body parts at least every 40 days…or every Thursday or every Friday (depending on which hadiths make the most sense to you)
Talking to the "opposite" gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary
Being alone with the "opposite" gender (except immediate family members), unless absolutely necessary
Masturbating
Lusting after the "opposite" gender
Being homosexual (gay, lesbian)
Being neither woman nor man, being queer
Wearing the clothes of the "opposite" gender
Chatting/talking to/with the opposite gender on the Internet
Eating any non-zabeeha/halaal meat (including in the West)
Eating shrimp and most other sea foods
Playing music
Listening to music
Indulging in any musical activities
Being Sunni (according to the non-Sunnis)
Being Shi' (according to the non-Shi's)
Being Ismaili (according to the non-Ismailis)
Being Ahmadi (according to the non-Ahmadis)
Being Wahhabi (according to the non-Wahhabis)
[… you get the point]
Being Christian
Being Jewish
Being Hindu
Being Confucianist
[… you get the point]
Smoking
Getting tattoos
Putting a khaal (like the Afghans and some Middle Easterners do) on your forehead or anywhere on the face
Nationalism
Tribalism
Preferring your ethnicity to your religion (Islam)
Gossiping
Eating foods with gelatin
Eating with a spoon or fork (rather than with hands)
All forms of art
Taking photos, keeping photos in the home
Having a dog inside the home
Saying the word "khanzeer" (pig) [your prayers won't be accepted for 40 days afterwards]
Watching TV (unless it's some educational and Islamic program)
Doritos
Skittles
Starbursts
(And most probably your other favorite candies and chips – let's pray to God that ferrero rocher isn't among them, though)
Vitamins/multivitamins
Being vegan and/or vegetarian (especially if you're a woman! Since you might upset your husband and in-laws)
Playing chess

There's a lot more, but you get the idea. If these are banned for Islamists, then you're insulting Islam every time you violate one or more of them, especially if an Islamikaze is present. How can I live with myself, after bringing up, all that Islamophobic stuff?

"Future Citizens" - you'll know them as Disease-Ridden Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders - have a relatively new RNFZ. In theory their RNFZ banishes such topics as: the diseases they reintroduce into America, the crime they bring with them, their moocher status - free schooling, free healthcare, freebies from the Nanny State - plus the squalor the perpetrate, to name a few.

In case you wondered, mentioning such things makes me - hangs head in shame - a Xenophobe and a racist.

Does your local lefty pain in ass have his, her, hisher or its RNFZ? Probably, but it won't be as impressive as the ones I cited. Don't take it too hard. He, she, heshe or it is just getting started. Speaking of getting started, when are you going to get working on yours? Enquiring minds want to know.

 


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APRIL FOOLS DAY, n.

A day dedicated to testing the gullibility of people who can't read a calendar.

You have the right to be a chronically offended, caterwauling piece of crap. It's no skin off my nose. You do NOT have the right to force me to change MY life, because my choices as a sovereign individual are 'offensive' to a hypersensive asshat like you. If you can't wrap your mind around that, I'll simplify it for you: sit down, STFU, and GET OVER IT.
Hambo

What the hell was a dude who had well documented suicidal tendencies doing in an airliner's cockpit?

CHANGING TIMES

Warrior leaders of General Patton's or General LeMay's stature are no longer wanted. The fundamental job of the military, "kill bad people and break their things," has become seriously hampered critically now by "rules of engagement" who's guiding logic is political, not successful, combat. If the US military is ever defeated, it will be because it is running the best Day Care centers in the world.

We used to go to the Officers Club or NCO Club Stag Bar on Friday evenings to have a drink, smoke, and swap lies with our comrades. Having a drink with friends is now frowned on. Smoking causes cancer and could "harm you." Bars are seen as 'sexist.' Our personnel have quit patronizing their clubs because what happens in the club is now fodder for a performance report. In fact, now we don't have separate clubs for the ranks. Instead we have something called "All Ranks Clubs" or "Community Clubs." They're open to men and women of all ranks. But no one is there. I wonder why.

The latest brilliant thought out of Washington is that the operators ("pilots?") flying remote pilotless aircraft in combat areas from their plush desk at duty stations in Nevada or Arizona should draw the same combat pay as those real world pilots actually on board a plane in a hostile environment while being shot at. More politically correct logic? They say that remote vehicle operators are subject to the same stress levels as the combat pilot actually flying in combat. REALLY... you're bull-shitting me!?

Where are the people like the dynamic leaders of the past, such as Robin Olds, Doolittle, Patton, Ike, Boyington, Nimitz, etc.? They are identified and forced out, that's where they are going.

This administration doesn't want those kinds of leaders anymore. Division commanders don't run Divisions and Corps commanders don't run Corps. They are managed by selected high ranking admins with other esoteric goals in mind. Can you imagine someone today looking for a LEADER to execute that Doolittle Raid and suggesting that it be given to a daredevil boozer – his only attributes: he had the respect of his men, an awesome ability to fly, and the organizational skills to put it all together. If someone told me there was a chance in hell of selecting that man today to run that mission today, I would tell them they were either a liar or dumber than hell.

We have lost the war on rugged individualism and that, unfortunately, is what fighting forces want to follow; not because they have to but because they respect leaders of that ilk. We've all run across that leader that made us proud to follow him because you wanted to be like him and make a difference.

We better wake the hell up! We're asking our young men and women to go to really crappy places; some with unbearable climates, never have a drink, and adhere to ridiculous regs that require you to tuck your shirt into your PT uniform on the way to the porta-potty at night, in a blinding dust storm, because it's a uniform.

These current people we're sending to combat are some of the brightest I've met but they are looking for a little sanity, which they will only find on the outside if we don't get a friggin' clue. You can't continue asking people to live for months or years at a time acting like nuns and priests. Hell, even they get to have a beer.

Who are we afraid of offending? The people that already hate us enough to strap C-4 to their own bodies and walk into a crowd of us? Think about it. I'm extremely proud of our young men and women who continue to serve. I'm also very in tune with what they are considering for the future and I've got news for whoever sits in the White House, Congress, and our so-called top military leaders. Much talent has and will continue to hemorrhage from our services, because wanna-be warriors are tired of fighting on two fronts – one with our enemies, another against the lack of sensible direction from this administration. Take it or leave it... that's just the way it is, no ifs and's or but's...

Since Barack Obama has been in the White House, high ranking military officers have been removed from their positions at a rate that is absolutely unprecedented. Things have gotten so bad that a number of us retired generals are now publicly speaking out about the 'purge' of the U.S. military that they believe is taking place. As you will see above, dozens of highly decorated military leaders have been dismissed from their positions over the past few years. So why is this happening? What is going on right now is absolutely crazy especially during a time of peace. There is a deliberate attempt to reshape the military and remove those who don't adhere to the proper 'viewpoints'. Officers that question or won't cooperate are identified, and gotten out of the way.

Throughout world history, whatever comes next after a military purge is never good. If this continues, what is the U.S. MILITARY going to look like in a few years? Perhaps you are reading this and you think that 'purge' is too strong a word for what is taking place. Well, just consider the following quotes from some very highly decorated retired officers:

-Retired Army Major General Patrick Brady: "There is no doubt Obama is intent on emasculating the military and will fire anyone who disagrees with him"

-Retired Army Lt. General William G. Jerry Boykin: "Over the past three years, it is unprecedented for the number of four-star generals to be relieved of duty, and not relieved for cause".

-Retired Navy Captain Joseph John: "I believe there are more than 137 officers who have been forced out or given bad evaluation reports so they will never make Flag (officer), because of their failure to comply to certain views".

A Pentagon official who asked to remain nameless because they were not authorized to speak on the matter said "even young officers, down through the ranks have been told not to talk about Obama or the politics of the White House. They are purging everyone and if you want to keep your job just keep your mouth shut". Now this trend appears to be accelerating.

The White House is intentionally weakening and gutting our military, and reducing us as a superpower, and anyone in the ranks who disagrees or speaks out is being purged. Coincidence? Every dictatorial regime on the planet has done this as soon as they gained power. I am doing my part by sending this email, I hope you will do the same.

And keep in mind that Obama is now on his fourth Secretary of Defense. You can see this in the civilian workforce as well. Anyone that has the nerve to expose something happening that they know is wrong gets removed from that specific project and given only the most menial tasks with absolutely no authority to make anything happen, or to stop anything from happening. They will never get ahead. For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Author unknown.

 

1929 Yo-yo introduced by Louis Marx, world decides to string along with him.

1961 Best April Fool's Joke in history: Jim Bakker weds Tammy Faye, mascara futures skyrocket.

1996 Taco Bell pulls off great April Fool's Day hoax: claims that it purchase the beloved Liberty Bell, insists that it will now be called the Taco Liberty Bell.

1998 Burger King pulls off a stunning April Fool's day hoax, takes out a full page ad in USA Today that touts their newest offering, the Left Handed Whopper.

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