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With gutless, white flag waving rat bastards like John "Flip-Flop" Kerry in control on Capital Hill, PIG decided to start off our Veterans page by giving our brave men and women in uniform a forum to sound off in PIG. We're proud that so many of our most dedicated PIGsters are active duty military personnel. Active duty or retired veteran, here at home or over in Irak, we thank you for your service and invite to let your voice be heard. While you're here, please take note of the links to the right that we've made available to send our troops anything from homemade cookies to books, toiletries, Silly String and even calling cards. You can even correspond with the troops and probably end up with a friend for life. Please enjoy our humble, heartfelt, hundred percent PIG tribute to our men and women that wear the uniforms of our Army, Marines, Navy, Airforce and Coast Guard.
Our first letter
comes from a long time Friend of PIG, Gunnery Sergeant John, aka,
Jarhead John, serving in Okinawa. I have a slight problem with what a previous pinhead (SPQR44BC) wrote in PIGPEN/FORUM: "Your website...has absolutely no redeeming value whatsoever and promotes...nothing but intolerance and hate." If
stating the obvious (well, obvious to those that don't have their
heads shoved up their asses) is promoting hate, then I guess you
folks are indeed promoting hate. Let me pop a midol, chug some T-bird
and get this right: being pro-individual rights is promoting hate?
This genius might be on to something! By George, he does indeed
have the right to spew forth his hatred of you! Isn't that dandy?
Unfortunately for him, it also means that you have the right to
mock professional victims, border hopping criminals, and anyone
else that thinks they are entitled to a handout.
Perhaps he/she/it should get out of their parents' basement and see the real world. Then (maybe) he/she/it would have a rational opinion to offer. Simply quoting whatever drivel du jour one reads on the Daily Kos doesn't count as forming a rational opinion. Keep up the good work PIG, millions of "offense junkies" are counting on you! Semper Fi, Gunny John |
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SSG Ice Ratt, another Great Friend of PIG, Mr. Kerry-
Thousands who have escaped the brutal oppression of Islamofascist regimes recount their horrors each day. A scant few who have broke away from the ideology testify to anyone who will listen about the Caliphate that radical Islamic organizations like al Qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah, Al Aksa Martyrs Brigade and a plethora of others want to set up, not only in the Middle East, but throughout the world. Their victory would mean the end of the United States and the end of the free world as we know it. To them, it is not about politics, it is about religion, a radical religion where the law allows for beheadings, stoning and maiming, a radical religion that uses terror as its tool of choice to keep the masses in line. The real Soldiers are on the ground- fighting this war as the heroes that they are and we know that only Stupid people make Stupid comments like the one you did. Some people call you a war hero. I feel comfortable guessing they are the uneducated ones. Why? You may be a war veteran but sir, you are certainly no hero. Real Heroâs do not bad mouth their fellow American Brothers and Sisters in Arms. I have been serving my country my entire adult life and I am proud of that. I am proud that there are men and women that are willing to answer the call not because they were asked to but because they wanted to. You have to believe in Your God, Your Country and Your Cause if you want to make a difference. I will fiercely defend my country so my/our children can grow free and strong. Speaking like you are a well informed snot does not cut it. I no longer consider you a Brother in Arms no matter what you have done in the past. To be quite honest, I never have. Cut and Run Senator Kerry- You are a collaborator for the enemy. You are no better than Hanoi Jane. Leave the Finest Fighting Force this world has ever seen alone. Ice
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Kerry response {Written by a U.S. Marine in response to John Kerry's recent comment} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of several academic honor societies, including the Golden Key Honor Society. I am not unique among the enlisted troops. Many of my enlisted colleagues include lawyers, teachers, mechanics, engineers, musicians and artists just to name a few. You say that your comments were directed towards the President and not us. If we were stupid Senator Kerry, we might have believed you. I am not a victim of President Bush. I proudly serve him because he is my Commander and Chief. If it was you who was President, I would serve you just as faithfully. I serve America Senator Kerry, and I am also providing a service to the good people of Iraq. I have not terrorized them in the middle of the night, raped them or murdered them as you have accused me of before. I am doing my part to help them rebuild. My role is a simple one, but important. You see Senator Kerry, like it or not, we came here and removed a tyrant (who terrorized Iraqis in the middle of the night, and raped them and murdered them). And we have a responsibility to see to it that another one doesn't take his place. The people of Iraq are recovering from an abusive relationship with a terrible government and it's going to take some time to help them recover from that. We can't treat this conflict like a microwave dinner and throw a temper tantrum because we feel like it's taking too long. Senator Kerry, you don't have to agree with this war. You don't have to say nice things about those of us who choose to make sacrifices for the rights of every American rather than sit back and simply feel entitled to it. But please Senator Kerry, if you're going to call me a stupid murdering rapist, stick by what you say. Don't tell me that I misunderstood or that you would never insult a veteran because you're one too. Having been there and done that does not give you a free pass to insult me. My suggestion for you, Senator Kerry, is to remember that your speeches are recorded, and broadcast to us simpletons over here. You may want to write down what you want to say before you say it, maybe have somebody look at it before you say it and tell you what others might hear. Remember that we can't read your mind, if there are any misinterpretations in what you say, it's because you didn't communicate clearly. Good luck to you Senator Kerry, if nothing else it's always entertaining to watch you try and climb out of the holes that you constantly dig for yourself. Sincerely, Somebody who is watching his daughter grow up in photographs so that you can have the right to say whatever you want about him. Michael "Mike" Blose mailto:michael.blose@us.army.mil |
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SENATOR JOHN
KERRY DEAR SENATOR KERRY: WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE. 1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND? 2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO? 3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART AND SILVER STAR? 4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST? 5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME? 6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING. JUST A DUMB G.I. |
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IRON
MIKE - HALF NUTS, ALL BALLS
The
instant this image and the text that follows landed in our inbox,
we knew we had to share it with our PIGsters. "Iron Mike"
is that oft-reviled breed, an American. He's that kick-ass, walking
"Bite Me" who helped create this nation conceived in liberty.
He's damn sure the kind of American classic who helped keep us free
for more then 200 years. Iron Mike, is, we dare to say, PIG's kind
of guy. One look at this picture tells you a lot about Iron Mike,
but the text that accompanies it helps you understand why we should
all be thankful that we still have men like Iron Mike putting it
all on the line to defend our liberty.
Realizing he had been sucked into a trap, Sgt Burghardt, 35, yelled at everyone to stay back. At that moment, an insurgent, probably watching through binoculars, pressed a button on his mobile phone to detonate the secondary device below the sergeant's feet. "A chill went up the back of my neck and then the bomb exploded," he recalls. "As I was in the air I remember thinking, 'I don't believe they got me.' I was just ticked off they were able to do it. Then I was lying on the road, not able to feel anything from the waist down." His colleagues cut off his trousers to see how badly he was hurt. None could believe his legs were still there. "My dad's a Vietnam vet who's paralyzed from the waist down," says Sgt. Burghardt. "I was lying there thinking I didn't want to be in a wheelchair next to my dad and for him to see me like that. They started to cut away my pants and I felt a real sharp pain and blood trickling down. Then I wiggled my toes and I thought, 'Good, I'm in business.' "As a stretcher was brought over, adrenaline and anger kicked in. "I decided to walk to the helicopter . I wasn't going to let my team-mates see me being carried away on a stretcher." He stood and gave the insurgents who had blown him up a one-fingered salute. "I flipped them one. It was like, 'OK, I lost that round but I'll be back next week'." Copies of a photograph depicting his defiance, taken by Jeff Bundy for the Omaha World-Herald, adorn the walls of homes across America and that of Col. John Gronski, the brigade commander in Ramadi, who has hailed the image as an exemplar of the warrior spirit. Sgt. Burghardt's injuries - burns and wounds to his legs and buttocks - kept him off duty for nearly a month and could have earned him a ticket home. But, like his father - who was awarded a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts for being wounded in action in Vietnam - he stayed in Ramadi to engage in the battle against insurgents who are forever coming up with more ingenious ways of killing Americans. |
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SEMPER
FI
Marine
Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed
him concerning guns and children. This is one of the best comeback
lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio
(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The
radio went silent and the interview ended. Semper Fi, Marine! An
officer in the US Naval reserve was attending a conference that
included admirals from both the US Navy and the French Navy.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that
included personnel from both navies.
The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you would not have to speak German." The group became silent. BASIC
TRAING DO'S AND DON'TS
"A slipping
gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect
it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."-
Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. MARINE
CORPS RULES FOR A GUN FIGHT
1.
Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of
your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss. 4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. 5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.) 6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. 9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. 12. Have a plan. 13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. 14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. 15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. 16. Don't drop your guard. 17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. 18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them. 19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH. 20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get. 21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. 22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation. 24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4." NAVY RULES FOR GUN FIGHTING 1. Go to Sea
THE
MARINE
The
train was crowded, so a US Marine walked the entire length looking
for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
Middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked:
"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted: "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the train window and sat down. The woman shrieked: "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up: "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!". SADDAM'S
SURVIVING OFFSPRING
All
the obits written about Saddam were incomplete as they left
out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters.
A corrected paragraph follows: He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; Tupay, who is bald, And by seven daughters: Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; Gudlay, a prostitute. There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family. — Contributed by a Lifelong Friend of P.K. Crowley's Family.Thanks. |
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PIG
thinks that dedicating one day to our men and women in uniform is
a great idea, but not enough. We're dedicating this page as a permanent
fixture in PIG for all military;
active or retired. We also welcome wives, husbands, parents, children,
sweethearts, friends, or anyone interested to send us anything from
a "Hi Mom!" to a high, hard one fingered salute to Senators
that look upon you with utter contempt.
Your
"botched joke" simply underscores your trend of anti-military remarks
and votes. Nobody is fooled by your rhetoric. Your late apology,
which only came forth after the outcry that your verbal bumbling
caused, has not been viewed as heartfelt or sincere. You personify
the stereotype of the career politician, and it's disturbing that
the people of Massachusetts don't see through you like the rest
of the country does. 
I
wanted to take a moment to thank you for your comment on how stupid
the US troops are! I can assure you that I am not a stupid Soldier
and I can assure you that I am not STUCK in Iraq. We are in Iraq
because we answered our nation's call. 
Leading
the fight is Gunnery Sgt. Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron
Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in
Iraq . He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning
the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IED's and destroying 1,548 pieces
of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got
blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed
four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection
suit. "You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision,"
he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and standard-issue flak
jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term "the longest
walk", stepping gingerly into a 5ft. deep and 8ft. wide crater.
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