PREAMBLE | PIG'S DECLARATION OF INCORRECTNESS
WHO DIED AND LEFT LIBERALS IN CHARGE?

We Invite You to Join Us, as We Come Out of the Closet and Declare Our Independence From the Petty, Intolerant Tyrant Known as Political Correctness.

PIG: Pioneering a unique perspective that combines satire with serious commentary, The Politically Incorrect Gazette is a publication that devotes 1000% of its energy to the relentless lampooning of that social phenomenon that pompously refers to itself as Political Correctness (a.k.a. Multiculturalism). Our objective is to critique, humiliate, and stigmatize those zealous (ex) individuals, institutions and organizations that seek to impose their Cultural Marxism on sovereign individuals.

It is here on the Internet, the last bastion of unrestrained free speech in America, that we openly celebrate and embrace our incorrectness. We are the intellectual shock troops fighting the brain-dead, properly hyphenated army. We are rebels who refuse to jump on the P.C. flavor-of-the-month bandwagon, preferring to blaze an intellectual trail of our own choosing, instead. We are, as Charlton Heston asserted in his Harvard speech, "those in the right, fighting those with the might." Having been prejudicially tagged as 'Racist, Sexist, Capitalist, Imperialist, Chauvinist, Homophobic, Insensitive PIG's' so often by these pious Korrectniks, we now wear our badge of PIG (Politically Incorrect Guys/Gals), with pride and distinction.

PIG believes the time is right for a website that has the NAD's to satirize these whining, media-pandering Politically Correct thugs. We are not an extremist publication that feels the need to convert anyone to our views. PIG welcomes individuals of all philosophical persuasions. Those who disagree with us are just as welcome as those who, instinctively, perceive the compelling wisdom in everything we say. Allow PIG to be your bridge across the sea of Politically Correct, Left-Wing Lemming infested waters to a welcome haven of rational thought and sanity. Think of PIG as your correctness-free, fly-over zone.

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PIG'S PRO-CHOICE ADMISSIONS POLICY

We have created PIG as a forum for ANYONE, regardless of race, creed, color, age, ethnicity, country of origin, sex, tribe, religious beliefs, credit rating, political affiliations, criminal background, shoe size, hair color, cholesterol count, IQ, or socioeconomic level, who will one day, somehow, someway, be affected, offended, censored, angered, alienated, disgusted or amused by Political Correctness. If it hasn't already happened to you, you can bet the farm that it will.

We make no apologies for the fact that PIG is published in PLAIN ENGLISH ONLY!!!

Before entering the Free State of
PIG,
you must declare the following
and check them at our border:

• HYPERSENSITIVITY'S
• SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT
• MORALLY SUPERIOR
  ATTITUDES
• GROUP/TRIBE/GANG IDENTITY

If you were born and raised on Sensitivity Street, ultra-thin skinned, and easily offended by truth, humor, facts, fun, and diversity of opinion and/or intellect, you may want to grow up, get a life, and get over yourself before entering this site.

Be warned: Anyone - Left-wing, Right-wing, or clueless - who strays onto PIG's politically correct radar is fair game. An equal-opportunity enemy of P.C., PIG bitch-slaps this pernicious plague wherever we find it, no matter who perpetrates it. If you coddle any politically correct sentiments, PIG will expose, ridicule and eviscerate them. PIG doesn't guarantee we'll nail all your sacred cows, but you can bet the farm we'll nail at least one of them. We're not deliberately trying to shock, annoy or infuriate anyone; we're simply confronting certain inherent collateral damage that results from a blatantly politically incorrect publication like ours.

PIG's staff may not be card-carrying members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, but we do share the utmost contempt for Public Enemy Number One: Political Correctness.

Political Correctness started in Amerika's Ivory Towers, and the college campus remains ground zero in this frantic battle to save our inalienable individual liberties. But, the Politically Correct plague reaches every element of our society. Virtually everyone in this country - from day care denizen to senior citizen is impacted by Political Correctness, whether they realize it or not. This war rages on, but it's far from lost. If you want to join the fight, arm yourself with regular visits to the Politically Incorrect bastion called PIG.

Parents: No need for supervision here. Don't even worry about PIG having a corrupting influence on your youth. We can't anyway, the Educrats beat us to it!

Enjoy your visit to the Free State of PIG where nobody will censor what you read, say, listen to, watch, or think. If you believe political correctness has crossed the line and stepped on YOUR toes, make yourself at home. Go ahead, take your shoes off, put your feet up, light up a cigarette, and clean your assault weapons while PIG entertains and enlightens you. And if you fail to see the humor of PIG, then you have already let the P.C. terrorists win! What are you waiting for?

Come Out Of The Closet! Declare Your Independence! Defect To The Incorrect!

– P.K. Crowley and T.D. Treat

© Copyright 1993-2014 PIG - The Politically Incorrect Gazette


 

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