Invite You to Join Us, as We Come Out of the Closet and Declare Our
Independence From the Petty, Intolerant Tyrant Known as Political Correctness.
Pioneering a unique perspective that combines satire with serious commentary,
The Politically Incorrect Gazette is a publication that devotes 1000%
of its energy to the relentless lampooning of that social phenomenon
that pompously refers to itself as Political Correctness (a.k.a. Multiculturalism).
Our objective is to critique, humiliate, and stigmatize those zealous
(ex) individuals, institutions and organizations that seek to impose
their Cultural Marxism on sovereign individuals.
is here on the Internet, the last bastion of unrestrained free speech
in America, that we openly celebrate and embrace our incorrectness.
We are the intellectual shock troops fighting the brain-dead, properly
hyphenated army. We are rebels who refuse to jump on the P.C. flavor-of-the-month
bandwagon, preferring to blaze an intellectual trail of our own choosing,
instead. We are, as Charlton Heston asserted in his Harvard speech,
"those in the right, fighting those with the might." Having
been prejudicially tagged as 'Racist, Sexist, Capitalist, Imperialist,
Chauvinist, Homophobic, Insensitive PIG's' so often by these pious Korrectniks,
we now wear our badge of PIG (Politically Incorrect Guys/Gals), with
pride and distinction.
believes the time is right for a website that has the NAD's to satirize
these whining, media-pandering Politically Correct thugs. We are not
an extremist publication that feels the need to convert anyone to our
views. PIG welcomes individuals of all philosophical persuasions. Those
who disagree with us are just as welcome as those who, instinctively,
perceive the compelling wisdom in everything we say. Allow PIG to be
your bridge across the sea of Politically Correct, Left-Wing Lemming
infested waters to a welcome haven of rational thought and sanity. Think
of PIG as your correctness-free, fly-over zone.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
PRO-CHOICE ADMISSIONS POLICY
have created PIG as a forum for ANYONE, regardless of race,
creed, color, age, ethnicity, country of origin, sex, tribe,
religious beliefs, credit rating, political affiliations, criminal
background, shoe size, hair color, cholesterol count, IQ, or
socioeconomic level, who will one day, somehow, someway, be
affected, offended, censored, angered, alienated, disgusted
or amused by Political Correctness. If it hasn't already happened
to you, you can bet the farm that it will.
make no apologies for the fact that PIG is published in PLAIN
entering the Free State of
must declare the following
and check them at our border:
SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT
you were born and raised on Sensitivity Street, ultra-thin skinned,
and easily offended by truth, humor, facts, fun, and diversity
of opinion and/or intellect, you may want to grow up, get a
life, and get over yourself before entering this site.
warned: Anyone - Left-wing, Right-wing, or clueless - who strays onto
PIG's politically correct radar is fair game. An equal-opportunity enemy
of P.C., PIG bitch-slaps this pernicious plague wherever we find it,
no matter who perpetrates it. If you coddle any politically correct
sentiments, PIG will expose, ridicule and eviscerate them. PIG doesn't
guarantee we'll nail all your sacred cows, but you can bet the farm
we'll nail at least one of them. We're not deliberately trying to shock,
annoy or infuriate anyone; we're simply confronting certain inherent
collateral damage that results from a blatantly politically incorrect
publication like ours.
staff may not be card-carrying members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy,
but we do share the utmost contempt for Public Enemy Number One: Political
Correctness started in Amerika's Ivory Towers, and the college campus
remains ground zero in this frantic battle to save our inalienable individual
liberties. But, the Politically Correct plague reaches every element
of our society. Virtually everyone in this country - from day care denizen
to senior citizen is impacted by Political Correctness, whether they
realize it or not. This war rages on, but it's far from lost. If you
want to join the fight, arm yourself with regular visits to the Politically
Incorrect bastion called PIG.
No need for supervision here. Don't even worry about PIG having a corrupting
influence on your youth. We can't anyway, the Educrats beat us to it!
your visit to the Free State of PIG where nobody will censor what you
read, say, listen to, watch, or think. If you believe political correctness
has crossed the line and stepped on YOUR toes, make yourself at home.
Go ahead, take your shoes off, put your feet up, light up a cigarette,
and clean your assault weapons while PIG entertains and enlightens you.
And if you fail to see the humor of PIG, then you have already let the
P.C. terrorists win! What are you waiting for?
Out Of The Closet! Declare Your Independence! Defect To The Incorrect!
P.K. Crowley and T.D. Treat