COLONISTAS | DON'T PEE IN OUR MELTING POT!

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Is it just us, or does it seem as if the only people that actually have to take a driving test are English-speaking, American citizens? No English, no problem. Here's your license, welcome to Amerika, Free food, medical, education in the language you demand? You bet.

Little known fact: Many of the various Colonista groups actually circulate the answers to DMV tests amog themselves. Cheating? You betcha. Unsafe? Bingo! Who pays in the long run? Anyone with an auto insurance policy.

Welcome to PIG's Barrio, where no one has to press one for English! Colonista is PIG's generic term for any immigrant enclave where the dominant language is never English and the culture strictly Third-World. Visit any of Amerika's immigrant enclaves and you'll find the tombstone of the American Melting Pot. Today's huddled masses yearning to breath free not only retain their ethnic identity, they use it as a club to wrest unjustified, special 'rights' from our Nanny government, at the expense of Amerika's sovereign individuals.

Colinistas within these immigrant enclaves can spend their whole life in this country, without learning a single word of English. They have their own newspapers, shops, radio and television stations, and, in many states, can require their employer to cater to them in their chosen (it's never English) language. Obviously, the only element from Amerikan culture immigrant enclave residents - Colonistas - show the slightest interest in assimilating is our standard of living. Otherwise, they can't be bothered.

PIG is up to here with Amerika-hating immigrants. PIG is tired of coddling the 'huddled masses' in their own language. We find no benefit from pouring tax dollars down a multilingual rathole. We see no point in encouraging these self-isolated groups to live in this English-speaking country for decades, without bothering to learn the damn language. PIG demands that all immigrants be required to demonstrate the fluency in English - this includes reading English, writing English, and speaking English - before they are allowed to take up residence here. Given inherent delays built into our 'playing by the rules' immigration scheme, this poses no special burden on these immigrants.

We'd love to 'welcome' you to PIG's Colonista page, but, unless you're an English-phobic, Third-World babbler, you probably won't be thrilled spitless about what you'll find here. On the other hand, it's PIG's belief that we can't solve the problem, until a critical mass of sovereign individuals understands it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We already know what you're thinking you're going to tell us: everyone born here Amerikan stems from immigrant stock. True enough. The difference? The BIG difference is that those that immigrated several generations ago came here to become contributing, assimilating American citizens.

There's a critical distinction that separates 21st Century immigrants from those who arrived decades, centuries ago. When those bygone era immigrants arrived, government entitlements were virtually non-existent, therefore, those that arrived here had no intention of burdening the taxpayers. They didn't arrive with a chip on their shoulder, nor did they declare that the government has an obligation to care for them or their children, grandmothers, uncles, and their sick or pregnant relatives. There were no dangling-carrots in the form of Bi-lingual, Multicultural Educrap, welfare, socialized health-care or any other Nanny-government handouts and parasite-coddling safety nets. Colonistas can't imagine how those assimilation-motivated, sink-or-swim, succeed-at-any costs immigrants managed without Big Brother.

'Can do', immigrants who, willingly...eagerly leap into our Melting pot add rich, new, flavors to American culture through their immersion and assimilation. These immigrants enjoy PIG's profound respect and our heartfelt encouragement as they set out on their quest for the American Dream. These immigrants/future citizens are not Colonistas. Colonistas hate the American Melting Pot; assimilation-motivated immigrants contribute to it. Dragging their fetid Third-World baggage behind them, Colonistas squat over the Melting pot and take a dump. Far from finished, they whip out their 'business' and piss on the fire of individual liberty that heats the Melting pot. These Colonistas didn't come here to become part of America; they came here to colonize our country with the reeking Third-World crap that made their beloved blight on the globe intolerable. For these America-hating assholes, PIG has the utmost contempt.

We humbly submit that we are immeasurably enriched by those who leave it all behind to start life anew in the land of opportunity without asking anything of America but a chance at a better life. PIG gives props to those of you who have taken the time to learn the language, and culture, obeyed the law and waited patiently, while certain others have "CUT THE LINE" merely because of their false sense of entitlement. PIG gives props to those who came here to contribute to the relentlessly-evolving brew that we call America, rather than loot, plunder and destroy. PIG acknowledges that many foreign-born Americans make better citizens than Amerika's home-grown whiners.

Welcome.

– P.K. Crowley and T.D. Treat

 

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