dirty little secret time at PIG, so ready or not...Here it comes.
Whenever you ingest any form of 'The Media' - Boob Tube, Boom Box
or Fishwrap, you're mainlining 'entertainment'. That's right, entertainment,
because the news you get from any or all of them is as real as your
basic Tom Clancy novel. It contains reality bytes, but, for the
most part it's fiction. See, that didn't hurt a bit.
know what you're thinking, and you're wrong...again: "What the [expletive
deleted] are you PIG prattlers smoking? News is news...entertainment
is entertainment; I don't need your help telling them apart." Granted
[the news] media and entertainment aren't popular culture's Olsen
twin equivalent, but there are commonalities, so shut your yap and
let a rational adult explain it to you. Don't you dare touch that
mouse, Sparky, or this PIG prattler will hunt you down. We have
our secret ways...but I digress. Media - A.K.A. the news media -
and popular entertainment appear to be unrelated, but, in this case,
appearances can be deceiving.
you, PIG is up to here with condescending, opinionated assholes
whose only demonstrable skill is limited to reading a Teleprompter
or memorizing a script/lyric. Mind numbing crap still reeks, no
matter who spews it: Barbie and Ken doll news numbskulls; grizzled
network nitwits; jaded [alleged] journalists who wouldn't recognize
objectivity if it fell on them; egregiously overpaid thespians whose
rightful place in society is the food service, store clerk or gas
jockey job they once performed. Opinionated, photogenic intellectual
flat-liners who exist in highly visible fantasy worlds are the last
damn people who should be spouting smugly superior drivel about
'reality', 'government's legitimate functions' or the proper way
to sustain our individual liberty. Are you still with me, Sparky?
PIG has [expletive deleted] had it with spin doctored, politically
correct media and entertainment content delivered by a diversity-hired
rainbow coalition whose only intellectual qualifications are based
on those all too familiar immutable traits: race, gender, ethnicity
and sexual orientation. View any David E. Kelly show...view any
Law and Order episode, try to sit though an entire Left Wing episode
and you'll find the terminally progressive, politically-correct
plots chillingly similar to your standard issue network newscast.
Have I got your undivided attention yet, Sparky?
In this section, PIG will unmask the media spin doctoring and tell
you how to neutralize it. We'll subject punkass entertainment pundits
to the ridicule they so richly deserve. Far from finished, PIG will
explain how and why popular entertainment reached such a deplorable,
brain-dead state. We'll do all this and more, because we enjoy it.
Take a chance, Sparky...dive into the media and entertainment section,
or this PIG rattler will hunt you down and smack you silly. Don't
make me come over there.