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Welcome to PIG's Outhouse, a new section that contains all the Obama crap that's been stinking up and overflowing our in-boxes. We had to create a new page because you have to actually earn a Steaming Load, and the folks running our Dumpster page don't want to lower their standards.

It's open season on Obama and PIG's In-box is filling up with so much Obama material from our readers at such a furious pace that we decided to create a page to showcase all the stellar stuff that comes our way.

It's no secret that anything related to Obama is such an easy target for not just his detractors, but even the casual observer.

We dedicate this page to lampooning everything Obama. From Him, His policies, His appointees, administration, ACORN, even His Nobel bling and especially His brain dead disciples, zombies and apologists, everything is fair game.

The supply of Obama fodder is endless and we've had an arsenal of some pretty creative written and graphic material cross our desks.

So, sit back and enjoy our Obama-Palooza that is guaranteed to provide you with hours of PIGish entertainment, and as usual, The F.S.O.P. welcomes Obama material in all shapes and forms, so don't be shy about sending us your take on Obama.

Before we begin, let us bow our heads with the following...


PSALM 2008 - 2016: FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT
A Psalm For The Messiah

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

 
 

"Ordinary men and women are too small-minded to govern their own affairs...individuals must surrender their rights to an all-powerful sovereign."
- Attributed to Obama

 

THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT

President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S. employer of Persons With No Ability. The Transportation Security Agency was a close runner up. Under the act, it will be perfectly acceptable to be in second place.

Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the inept include retail sales (72 percent), the airline industry (68 percent), and home-improvement warehouse stores (65 percent). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. Ill finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Vice President Joe Biden: "As an ex-senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so." 

 

MORE TOON TIME
 

TOON TIME
 

WHAT A VIEW
 

WHAT A VIEW
 

CHUMP CHANGE
 

CARMA
 

WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
 

RUTHLESS DECISIONS
 

WAKE UP CALL
 

IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL
 

THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR AS VP?
 

TRUE COLORS
 

MEET THE NEW BOSS

Dear Valued Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me as I believe we are family here. I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

 

THERAPEUTIC SCREEN SAVER

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Or you can place the figure between the obstacles and watch it flail helplessly, which may make you feel even better.

>>> HOPELESS >>>

 

UP IN SMOKE
 

MOOCHELLE: NEW POSTER GIRL FOR VAGISIL

Some would argue that she should expect to have some vaginal discomfort in light of the fact that her husband has been screwing 315 million people in the
U.S. alone!

 

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH HOPE 'N CHANGE
 

PRESIDENTIAL SEAL
 

HOW'S THAT HUMBLE PIE WORKING FOR YOU?
 

QUIT TRASHING OBAMA'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HE HAS DONE MORE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT BEFORE HIM

Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:

First President to apply for a college scholarship only available to eligible foreign students, then later deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in, and had not visited before running.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States, twice.

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from third party private companies.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to seize and turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

First President to terminate America ’s ability to put a man in space.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is "the most beautiful sound on earth."

First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).

First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."

Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion. (Thank God he didn't get away with THIS one.)

So, how is this hope and change' working out for you?

It's hard to comprehend all this guy has gotten away with. Any other president would have been impeached!!!!  What in God's name is wrong with our government that they allow this guy carte blanche? It absolutely boggles my mind.

And yet we are all "RACISTS" for enumerating his INCOMPETENCE!!

 

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TOON TIME!
 

NAME THAT BUFFOON
 

LOST IN CYBERSPACE
 
 

BAD TIMING
 

HAVE CRISIS', WILL GOLF
 

DESERTER STORM
 

GRIFTERS
 

TALL SKINNY LAWYERS

You might be quite surprised. Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy; but Have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and Lincoln?

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the very same Bible Lincoln used, for his inauguration.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others. Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.

7. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer. Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called 'Honest Abe'. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

14. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U.S. Constitution, and the military. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

Amazing isn't it!

 

GUN FREE ZONES? IT'S WORTH A SHOT
 

TOON TIME TRIPLEHEADER

 

TRADE OFF
 

HALF AND HALF
 

TOON TIME!
 

OOPS!


Dear Sir:

Our lab results confirm that the red ring around your penis was not cancer. It was lipstick.

We are sincerely sorry for the diagnostic error, apologize for the amputation, and regret any inconvenience this may have caused you.

Sincerely,

Your Obamacare Discount Surgeon and Diagnostic Center.

 

THIS JUST FIGURES, DOESN'T IT?
 

RACISTS: IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
 

KEYSTONED

 

LAYOFFS
 

OBAMUNISM
 

LITTLE JOHNNY

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.

Joey says, "A computer."

The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Jenny says, "A new lawn mower."

The teacher again replies, "That would also be very useful."

Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I clearly remember my dad saying; well, that's the last f-ing thing we needed!".

 

ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE BUS
 

OBAMA BUTT LIFT

Dear Family and Friends, 

Most of you know our friend Kathy went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift using the ObamaCare Medical Plan through her new state run insurance exchange.

She did not have the most pleasant experience. She should have left well enough alone.
 
We wanted to show you how it turned out. We hope this makes you aware of the quality of care you will receive from the Affordable Healthcare Act (ObamaCare)
 
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . do not get a Butt Lift using the ObamaCare Medical Plan  The ObamaCare qualified doctor was a 3rd year med student from another country making 12 bucks an hour.  

Kathy now regrets her decision... I think we will all regret ObamaCare.

 

STINKBURGERS
 

FOOD FIGHT!!!!


Seems as if Moochelle has pissed off a lot of students with her pathetic attempt at waging war on obesity.

When not trying to choke down what she considers a healthy school lunch, the students themselves are sounding off

Shit, with the food public schools are dishing out, you couldn't even have a decent food fight.

We here at PIG are occasionally about solutions, so here is what Dr. Porcus Welby, M.D. proposes:

1.) Students don't have to eat that crap, so why not bring your own, whether the school allows it or not.

2.) Get the lunch, bring it home and mail it to Moochelle. Better yet, mail it to her daughters, see if they eat that slop.

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THE CHICAGO CURSE

I was driving through northern Illinois last night listening to a call-in program on WGN in Chicago. People were calling in all upset about the goat's head sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

It's possible the goat's head is in reference to a "curse" placed on the team during the 1945 World Series. Restaurant owner Billy Sianis brought his goat to a game, but was asked to leave and he vowed the team would never win again. The Cubs lost that series and have never been back. They last won a championship in 1908, the longest drought in professional sports.

Some guy called in and said, "Why are you all so upset cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley ... you are the guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House".

 

"I NEVER SAID THAT"
 

OBAMANOMICS
 

TOON TIME
 

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY
 

GUMMING IT
 

OBAMA GOLF ACT

ObamaGolf

Receptionist: Hello, Welcome to ObamaGolf. My name is Trina. How can I help you?

Customer: Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I'm calling the 800 number.

Receptionist: Yes, I am sorry about the web site. It should be fixed by the end of 2014. But I can help you.

Customer: Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls.

Receptionist: Sir, Pro V1's do not meet our minimum standards, I will be happy to provide you with a choice of Pinnacle, TopFlite, or Callaway Blue.

Customer: But I have played Pro V1 for years.

Receptionist: he government has determined that Pro V1s are no longer acceptable, so we have instructed Titleist to stop making them. TopFlites arebetter, sir, I am sure you will love them.

Customer: But I like the Pro V1. Why are TopFlites better?

Receptionist: That is all spelled out in the 2700 page "Affordable Golf Ball Act" passed by Congress.

Customer: Well, how much are these TopFlites?

Receptionist: It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package?

Customer: What's the difference?

Receptionist: 12, 24, 36 or 48 balls.

Customer: The Silver package may be okay; how much is it?

Receptionist: It depends, sir; what is your monthly income?

Customer: What does that have to do with anything?

Receptionist: I need that to determine your government Golf Ball subsidy; then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be. But if your income is below the poverty level, you might qualify for a subsidy. In that case, I can refer you to our BallAid department.

Customer: BallAid ?

Receptionist: Yes, golf balls are a right, everyone has a right to golf balls. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.

Customer: Who said they were a right?

Receptionist: Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it Constitutional.

Customer: Whoa... I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding golf balls as a right.

Receptionist: There's no explicit mention of golf balls in the Constitution, but President Obama is a former constitutional scholar and he believes it would have been included if the Constitutional had not been drafted by a bunch of slave-owning white men. The Democrats in the Congress and the Supreme Court agree with the President that golf balls are now a right guaranteed by the Constitution.

Customer: I don't believe this...

Receptionist: It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?

Customer: Forget it, I think I will forgo the balls this year.

Receptionist: In that case, sir, I will still need your monthly income.

Customer: Why?

Receptionist: To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be.

Customer: WHAT? You can't charge me for NOT buying golf balls.

Receptionist: It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income.

Customer: (interrupting) This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $49.50.

Receptionist: Sir, it is the $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.

Customer: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!!

Receptionist: Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.

Customer: Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to pay it.

Receptionist: Sorry to hear that sir, that's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.

Customer: Why does the NSA need to know what kind of cell phone I am using?

Receptionist: So they get your GPS coordinates, sir.

(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)

Receptionist: That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaGolf, have a nice day... and God bless the land of the free and the home of the brave.

 

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different..again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you ?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

 

FIDO FOR PRESIDENT: 2016
 

ZOMBIE ECONOMICS
 

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"
 

CIC- COWARD - IN- CHIEF
 

HAVE A SMILEY FACE DAY!
 

FROM THE MESSIAH...
 

NEVER STAND IN LINE AGAIN

Some men carry and handle their diplomacy better than others........

 

When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.

"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot. "I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave."

The General saluted. "Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."

 

PANTS ON FIRE!
 

REAL LIFE BEYOND THE GOLF COURSE
 

IN GUBMENT WE TRUST?
 

FROM THE ACME CLINIC
 

RETIRED LIFE

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Ann (my wife) and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "ass" . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Ann called him a "shit head".  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then  he started writing more tickets  This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just after the Officer left, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012 stickers.  We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
 

OBAMA GRAPHICS
 

OBAMA GRAPHICS

 

OH CRAP!

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!

Oh WAIT. . ..crap!

Sorry, just remembered that we did the same thing. We took an arrogant community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States ----TWICE!

I'm sorry that he is also your doctor. Bend over. Never mind.

 

WHAT A DEAL!

What a Deal! ... I got an email the other day from a Nigerian prince.  He’s got a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to give it to me for FREE!

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!

I was about to do it, but then I got ANOTHER email!

It's from a KENYAN prince, and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

... and all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!

Sounds like a familiar scam ... huh?

 

FALL IN!
 

GOLFER FALLS DOWN

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.

The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington DC that included Barack Obama.

Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave when he said,"I'm Barack Obama and I hope you'll vote Democratic in the next election.”

She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!”

 

THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION BELOW IS OBVIOUS
 

END-OF-LIFE REQUEST

In Washington, D.C., an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I die," whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Reid agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Reid's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally President Obama spoke.

"Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen," said Obama.

"Amen," said Reid.

The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."

 

REFLECTIONS

As I approach my twilight years, I am struck by the inevitability that the party must end.

And one clear, cold morning after I'm gone, my spouse will awaken in the warmth of our bedroom and be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore."

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute."

Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or say "I love you."

So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick.

This is true for marriage... and old cars, children with bad report cards, dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it; because we are worth it.

Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a son-in-law after divorce.

There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what.

Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close!

Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you really feel?

The important thing is to let everyone of your friends know your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.

So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please rest assured I voted AGAINST that incompetent, lying, bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific & economic moron, and SOB, Obama!

 

GO FIGURE

During the 3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. Produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.

We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany. 

It's worth noting, that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a functioning web site.

 

HACKING AROUND
 

OBAMA FLOWERS

Receptionist:  Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Shaniqua. How can I help you?

Customer:  Hello.  I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number.

Receptionist:  Yes!  I am sorry about the website. It should be fixed by the end of November. But I can help you.

Customer:  Thanks, I ordered a "Spring Bouquet" for our anniversary, and wanted it  delivered to my wife.

Receptionist:  Interrupting, Sir, "Spring Bouquets" do not meet our  minimum standards, I will  be happy to provide you with Red Roses.

Customer:  But I have always ordered "Spring Bouquets", done it  for years, my wife likes them.

Receptionist:  Roses are better, sir, I am sure your wife will love them.

Customer: Well, how much are  they?

Receptionist: It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or Platinum package.

Customer: What's the difference?

Receptionist: 6, 12,18 or 24 Red Roses.

Customer: The Silver package may be okay, how much is it?

Receptionist: It depends sir, what is your monthly income?

Customer: What does that have to do with anything?

Receptionist: I need that to determine your government flower subsidy, then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be. But if your income is below our minimums for a subsidy, then I can refer you to our FlowerAid department.

Customer: FlowerAid?

Receptionist: Yes, Flowers are a right.  Everyone has a right to flowers. So, if you can't afford them, then the government will supply them free of charge.

Customer: Who said they were a right?

Receptionist: Congress did.  They passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme Court found it constitutional.

Customer: Whoa!  I don't remember seeing anything in the Constitution regarding flowers as a right.

Receptionist:  It is not really a “Right in  the Constitution,” but ObamaFlowers is Constitutional because the Supreme Court ruled it a "Tax". Taxes are Constitutional. But we feel it is a right.

Customer: I don't believe this.

Receptionist: It's the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people would go for the Silver Package, so what is you monthly income sir?

Customer: Forget it, I think I will forgo the flowers this year.

Receptionist: In that case sir, I will still need your monthly income.

Customer: Why?

Receptionist: To determine what your 'non-participation' cost would be.

Customer: WHAT?  You can't charge me for NOT buying flowers!

Receptionist: It's the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court. It's $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income.

Customer interrupting: This is ridiculous, I'll pay the $9.50.

Receptionist: Sir, it is $9.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever is greater.

Customer: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a rip-off!

Receptionist: Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.

Customer: Look, I'm going to call my Congressman to find out what's going on here. This is ridiculous. I'm not going  to pay it.

Receptionist: Sorry to hear that sir.  That's why I had the NSA track this call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.

Customer: Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?

Receptionist: So they get your GPS coordinates sir.

Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door

Receptionist: That would be the IRS sir.  Thanks for calling ObamaFlowers.  Have a nice day and God Bless America

 

WORDS AND PHRASES THAT SHOULD EXIST

The following is from longtime PIGster Swine Flew who apparently has too much time on his hands.

Twerping: Standing behind a podium with a silly smile while saying mindless things in support of the unsupportable.  See Jay Carney

Attention Diverting Disorder: Saying mind numbingly stupid things in defense of the indefensible.  Using actual facts is counter productive.  See Hillary on Benghazi.

You can keep your Senator or Representative if you like your Senator or Representative:  Just please keep them home and don't inflict them on the rest of us.  See Harry and Nancy.

The Unaffordable Lack Of Care Act:  A law making it so difficult to see a doctor for your hemorrhoids that, by the time you get an appointment, you will need a wheelbarrow to carry them to the doctors office and to will need to take out a second mortgage on your already worthless house to rent a chair in the waiting room.

Legislating Physical Science: Passing laws that require you to do something scientifically impossible or that makes the thing you were trying to fix much worse.  See E85 gas, CFLs, Global Warming, toilets that allow you to keep your waste whether you like it or not, CAFE mileage standards, clean energy, etc., etc., etc.

Teleprompter In Chief: An infernal machine with a higher IQ than the user.  See - do I really need to say?

Photo Op Phishing: Doing anything to get you ugly mug in a picture.  See Dicky Sue Rambo Blumenthal and an endless list of pseudo - celebrities that think leaving your skivvies home will somehow make your face more attractive and in some cases do.

Post Electoral Depression: when the only good thing you can say is that you didn't vote for the jerk.

Taxanasia:  Not only taxing you to death but your not even yet conceived great grand children.

Oh, sorry, got to go, my wife finally found a pharmacy that will take Obamacare for my meds.  Can anyone loan me $500 for a bottle of aspirin?

 

THE ARCHITECT OF DESTRUCTION

There are some gifted people who have the ability to put into words that which most of us are thinking. Maureen Scott is an ardent American patriot who was born in Pittsburgh, PA, and retired to Richmond, VA, in 2000. Free from the nine-to-five grind of writing for employers and clients, she began writing political commentary to please herself and express her convictions.

The Architect of Destruction
By Maureen Scott

Barack Obama appears to be a tormented man filled with resentment, anger, and disdain for anyone of an opinion or view other than his. He acts in the most hateful, spiteful, malevolent, vindictive ways in order to manipulate and maintain power and control over others. Perhaps, because, as a child, he grew up harboring an abiding bitterness toward the U.S. that was instilled in him by his family and mentors…it seems to have never left him.

It is not the color of his skin that is a problem in America . Rather it is the blackness that fills his soul and the hollowness in his heart where there should be abiding pride and love for this country.

Think: Have we ever heard Obama speak lovingly of the U.S. or its people, with deep appreciation and genuine respect for our history, our customs, our sufferings and our blessings? Has he ever revealed that, like most patriotic Americans, he gets "goose bumps" when a band plays "The Star Spangled Banner," or sheds a tear when he hears a beautiful rendition of " America the Beautiful?" Does his heart burst with pride when millions of American flags wave on a National holiday - or someone plays "taps" on a trumpet?

Has he ever shared the admiration of the military, as we as lovers of those who keep us free, feel when soldiers march by? It is doubtful because Obama did not grow up sharing our experiences or our values. He did not sit at the knee of a Grandfather or Uncle who showed us his medals and told us about the bravery of his fellow troops as they tramped through foreign lands to keep us free.

He didn't have grandparents who told stories of suffering and then coming to America , penniless, and the opportunities they had for building a business and life for their children.

Away from this country as a young child, Obama didn't delight in being part of America and its greatness. He wasn't singing our patriotic songs in kindergarten, or standing on the roadside for a holiday parade and eating a hot dog, or lighting sparklers around a campfire on July 4th as fireworks exploded over head, or placing flags on the grave sites of fallen and beloved American heroes.

Rather he was separated from all of these experiences and doesn't really understand us and what it means to be an American. He is void of the basic emotions that most feel regarding this country and insensitive to the instinctive pride we have in our national heritage. His opinions were formed by those who either envied us or wanted him to devalue the United States and the traditions and patriotism that unites us.

He has never given a speech that is filled with calm, reassuring, complimentary, heartfelt statements about all the people in the U.S. Or one that inspires us to be better and grateful and proud that in a short time our country became a leader, and a protector of many.

Quite the contrary, his speeches always degenerate into mocking, ridiculing tirades as he faults our achievements as well as any critics or opposition for the sake of a laugh, or to bolster his ego.

He uses his Office to threaten and create fear while demeaning and degrading any American who opposes his policies and actions. A secure leader, who has noble self-esteem and not false confidence, refrains from showing such dread of critics and displaying a cocky, haughty attitude.

Mostly, his time seems to be spent causing dissension, unrest, and anxiety among the people of America , rather than uniting us (even though he was presented to us as the "Great Uniter").

He creates chaos for the sake of keeping people separated, envious, aggrieved and ready to argue. Under his leadership Americans have been kept on edge, rather than in a state of comfort and security. He incites people to be aggressive toward, and disrespectful of, those of differing opinions.

And through such behavior, Obama has lowered the standards for self-control and mature restraint to the level of street-fighting gangs, when he should be raising the bar for people to strive toward becoming more considerate, tolerant, self-disciplined, self-sustaining, and self-assured.

Not a day goes by that he is not attempting to defy our laws, remove our rights, over-ride established procedures, install controversial appointees, enact divisive mandates, and assert a dictatorial form of power.

· Never has there been a leader of this great land who used such tactics to harm and hurt the people and this country.

· Never have we had a President who spoke with a caustic, evil tongue against the citizenry rather than present himself as a soothing, calming and trustworthy force.

· Never, in this country, have we experienced how much stress one man can cause a nation of people - on a daily basis!

Obama has promoted the degeneration of peace, civility, and quality of cooperation between us. He thrives on tearing us down, rather than building us up. He is the Architect of the decline of America \, and the epitome of a Demagogue.

 

TUNE TIME!

The following clips were sent from PIGster GM and are from Politizoid, an animated musical video production company.

I post this with aplogies to the Platters, The Dire Straits and The Talking Heads.

PIGsters, here's the work of Politizoid.

Enjoy.

>>> The Platters >>>

>>> Money For Nothing >>>

>>> Same As It Ever Was >>>

 

KFC UPDATE
Do you remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs?

Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.

 

TECH SUPPORT
 

DELUSIONS
 

DEATHCARE WARNINGS
 

BUGGERS OR BOOGERS?
 

FUNNY GUY TIME

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 --Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
 --Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

 

VASECTOMY TIME

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obamacare."

 

GET 'EM AND GET 'EM GOOD
 

GEE, I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DESSERT
 

PUTIN QUOTE

Vladimir Putin allegedly said off the record:

"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon.

The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and
then struts around like it won the game."

 


EXCLUSIONS, EXCLUSIONS
 

HEY, SAILOR!
 

TOON TIME!
 

FISCAL ADVISE
 

HOW MANY TIMES DID SHE VOTE?
 

MOOCHELLE TIME!

 

WASTE WATCHERS
 

PESKY DETAILS.
 

HE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CONSTITUTION, SUCKAS
 

WHO WANTS FRIES WITH THAT?
 

The Accomplishments of Barack Hussein Obama

Borrowed from Texas Fred

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number belonging to another man, from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.*

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.*

First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.*

First President to repeat the Quran word for word and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."

Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.*

First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs. Arizona).

 

SAY WHAAAAT?!?
 
 

GUTFELD GOES GRIDIRON
 

MID-EAST POLICIES?

 

TOON TIME!

 

ASSUMING HIS NATURAL POSITION
 

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

A teacher asks each of the kids in class what they need at home.

Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Kimmy says "A new lawn mower," and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, “Well, that's the last f***ing thing we needed.”

 

"LET'S GO GRIFTING NOW, EVERYBODY'S LEARNING HOW..."
 

A NOT SO FUNNY TOON TIME!
 

IF OBAMA HAD A ...

 

WHY OBAMA COULDN'T GET A JOB

We'll let Youngconservatives.com explain this.

>>> Young Conservatives >>>

 

SYMBOLIC? ICONIC? IRONIC? MORE LIKE IDIOTIC!
 

IN THE MEANTIME, AS THE WORLD BURNS...
 

TRAUMATIZED BY A RODEO CLOWN
 

TOON TIME! (WITH APOLOGIES TO MLK)

 

IN THE DARK SHADOWS, AS USUAL
 
HE STILL DOESN'T GET IT
 
 

EVER BEEN SO MAD ALL YOU CAN DO IS LAUGH AT THE LUNACY?
 

PLAYING FAVORITES?

 

OBAMA: THE FOUNDERS' AND FRAMERS' WORST
NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE

 

SELF EXPLANATORY: NO CAPTION NEEDED
 

THE 'NOVELTY' HAS RUN IT'S COURSE
 

WE THE PEOPLE GOT THE JOB*
*Job refers to any hand, blow, hack or snow job dished out by the current administration.
 

"OBAMA BOYZ" GANG MEMBER CHARGED

Obama seems to have all kinds of followers in his flock and under his fold.

Meet Anthony Jamal Lee, a member of the Obama Boyz gang who is charged with multiple felonies.

Sounds like Lee and Obama may have a few things in common, and maybe when Obama's regime crumbles, Barry just may have a position waiting for him rollin' with The Obama Boyz.

>>>> The Obama Boyz >>>

 

JUST WAIT FOR THE 'REACH AROUND'
 

WANNA RACE, SKOOTER?
 

OBAMA'S LATEST HONOR
Presidents receive a lot of honors, this is the one that Barry can truly say
he is the only President to have had it bestowed upon.

 

HANDICAPPED PARKING

Submitted By: Swine Flew

Today I had to go to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.

I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you suffered from some sort of mental disorder."

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!

 

POSTER BOY FOR REDISTRIBUTION
 

WONDER DOG
 

FUBAR? YOU BET
 

IS THERE A GLUE FACTORY NEARBY?
 

BARF BAG, STAT!
 

FOR PETE'S SAKE! GET A ROOM!
 

CLOWNING AROUND
 

COURTESY OF THE SHAKEDOWN ARTIST IN CHARGE
 

COMPARE AND CONTRAST
 

WE FEEL YOUR PAIN
 

TOON TIME!

 

A LATE NIGHT INSIGHT
 

A MUST READ FOR LOW INFORMATION TYPES
 

A MESSAGE FROM REALITY STREET
 

BIG BROTHAS

This posting would make the late Antonio Prohias, creator of Spy vs. Spy proud.

 

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE WILL ALL SCREAM FOR THIS ICE CREAM

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Baracky Road.

Baracky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $92.84 per scoop…so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some...CHANGE..!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone, with no...HOPE of ever getting any ice cream, and wondering what just happened.

Then you realize this is what “redistribution of wealth” is all about.

Do you feel stimulated?

Oh, remember that foreplay is stimulus, and we all know what comes after foreplay...

 

A REAL SQUATTER THAT NEEDS AN EVICTION NOTICE
FROM WE THE PEOPLE

 

A REAL DICK THAT WISHED HE HAD ONE

I have to blow off some steam about this stinky stuff.

Obama & Co. invaded the quaint, quiet island of Martha's Vineyard off of Cape Cod for yet another vacation in a humble 7.6 million dollar mansion.

Wow, so that's where part of my check to my swell pals at the IRS go?

Gee whiz. Mrs. Porcus and yours truely had plans to visit my old stomping grounds on the Cape this summer, but because Boy Blunder has to take yet another M-F**king vacation in my old 'Hood and I have to pay his goon squad, I had to cancel such plans.

I need my barf bag like right about now!

Name is Patrick K. Crowley and I, for the record say this, that he sucks and siphons. A lot, from a lot of wallets.

 

FROM CHARLES WRIGHT ON BOY BLUNDER


Quit trashing Obama's accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. He has an impressive list of accomplishments:

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States .

First President to violate the War Powers Act. 

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. , including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

First President to terminate America˜s ability to put a man in space.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 102 to date.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Quran & tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."

Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states ( Mexico vs Arizona ).

How is this hope and change working out for you?
[A Real Shame The Idiots That Support This Communist Bastard Won't even Recognize The Facts!]

 

JUNKYARD DOGS: AUNT ESTHER AND BOY BLUNDER
 

DUDES! BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU SPILL YOUR SEED
 

COO-COO? YOU BET
 

'NUFF SAID
 

DOING TIME?

Recently, Michelle Obama spoke with Laura Bush in Tanzania (foreign soil) about being a First Lady, and Mrs. Messiah had this to say about living in the White House:

“There are prison-like elements, but it’s a really nice prison,” Michelle Obama said. ”You can’t complain. There are confining elements.”

Prison? Doing time? Wow! So all of those lavish vacations on the taxpayer dime are like weekend furloughs that real inmates get after good behavior and some redemptive actions.

Memo to Mrs. Choomer: You and Mr. Hopeless are the ones that created a real prison by holding Americans as prisoners and slaves to your political and economic whims and are holding our incomes, wallets and checkbooks as hostage.

Oops! I said slaves while refering to a fashionista that looks like a M-F**ing chimpanzee. Gosh, I supose I'm going to be further endentured into more servitude by your mooching, money grubbing America hating ways and dictates.

Next time you take a vaction, take our money, and your husband on a trip to Siberia. One way. I hear they have real neat and nifty Gulags there where you and Mr. Marxist can stay, hopefully, forever. Those Gulags would probably make yo feel right at home.

This posting and commentary comes courtesy of inmate number nunyafuckingbusiness but the name is Patrick K. Crowley, publisher of PIG.

 

QUOTE TIME!

This one comes courtsey of Mark Twain and I'm aiming it at Mr. and Mrs. Obama, their zombie following braintarded entitlement seeking mooches.

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world was here first, it owes you nothing." - Mark Twain

Wow! Now that quote is just as applicable to modern times as it was when written, during these tough, impending Obamacare times.

Signed, your most humble publisher, Patrick K. Crowley

 

HAVE YOU SEEN THE CONSTITUTION LATELY?
 

PERVERSION AT THE EXECUTIVE LEVEL
 

DIRTY HARRY SUMS IT UP

Clint Eastwood and a One Sentence Editorial

This one sentence editorial appeared in the Peoria Journal Star. "A pen in the hand of this president is far more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million law-abiding citizens."

Then Clint Eastwood added his words: "We Americans are so tired of being thought of as dumbasses by the rest of the world that we went to the polls this past November and removed all doubt."
--Clint Eastwood

 

WHY NOT? IT WORKED FOR COLONEL KLINK
 

IN THE SPIRIT OF SERGEANT "I KNOW NOTHING" SCHULTZ...
 

"NO FAIR! HE HAS A GUN!!!"
 

ALL THAT'S MISSING IS THE RED SHED RAINBOW
AND UTOPIAN UNICORNS

 
 
 

JUST WHERE THE F**K DOES THE BUCK STOP?
 

TOON TIME!
 

ANOTHER GREAT QUOTE

 

DENNIS MILLER SOUNDS OFF!

"A few more days like this — Obama’s going to claim he was born in Kenya"
— Dennis Miller

 

THE SEQUESTER FAILED by ROBERT HALL

The following was lifted from Page One PIG:

People keep wailing about the "sequester," that beyond-modest attempt to cut a couple of percentage points out of our huge deficit. But the fact is, the sequester has failed.

When we have money to continue to deliver bags of cash to that Muslim Corruptocrat Karzai, the sequester has failed.

When we have a million dollars to spend on bank fees in empty accounts, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to give millions to the Palestinians, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to support Jihadists in Syria, who will eventually turn their weapons on Americans, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to have lavish, celebrity-studded parties at the White House, the sequester has failed.

When we have money to buy advanced fighter jets for the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, which they will eventually use to kill Jews, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to send the first daughters on back-to-back Spring Break vacations in the Bahamas and skiing in Colorado, vacations beyond the dreams of ordinary Americans paying for them, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to continue to fund Obama's ever-failing green crony companies, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to advertise the US food stamp program in Mexico, the sequester has failed.

When we can afford to delay job creation like the Keystone Pipeline, after having almost ten million people leave the work force on Obama's watch, the sequester has failed.

When we have to money to continue to push Obamacare, which everyone now says will increase costs and the deficit, contrary to the lies we were told, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to increase the Navy's operating costs by insisting on bio-fuel, the sequester has failed.

When we have the money to legalize millions of law breaking colonizers, the sequester has failed.

When the primary focus of the Defense Department is ensuring that gays and women have an equal right to be eviscerated by IEDs, not in protecting the troops, the sequester has failed.

When the President can still go to Florida to play golf while the First Lady goes west to shop, the sequester has failed.

I'll believe in the sequester when Obama has to cancel a White House party, golf outing or family vacation. I'll believe in the sequester when the Obamas hold a bake sale to fund the next Solyndra or Fisker.

A real sequester is coming, and it will collapse our fiscal system, economy, and political system. The mill stones of mathematics grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine.

As the Scots say, "Facts are chiels that willna ding!" (Facts are fellows that can't be knocked down.)

 


DOOM & TOON TIME!

 

WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

The following are from The Patriot Post and were found in PIG's inbox, and we thought we might want to share.

The headline read: "When A Bad Joke Becomes A Reality"

The Foundation

"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree."
--James Madison

Editorial Exegesis

"President Obama famously joked in a college commencement address in 2009 that he could use the IRS to target political enemies but of course he never would. It appears that people at the Internal Revenue Service didn't think he was joking.

That's become clear since IRS Director of Exempt Organizations Lois Lerner admitted on Friday that the agency targeted conservatives for special tax-exempt scrutiny during the 2012 election season.

We've also learned that IRS officials knew about this earlier than they have let on. News reports suggest that Ms. Lerner knew about the targeting of conservatives in June 2011, and perhaps as early as 2010. That's a long time before IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman flatly denied any political targeting when he testified at a House Ways and Means subcommittee hearing in March 2012.

Some Democrats took to the airwaves on the weekend to suggest that while the IRS shouldn't have been targeting conservatives, no one was harmed.

The harm is in fact real, if hard to measure precisely, because any missive from the IRS is enough to chill political spending and speech.

Oppose the Obama Administration or liberal priorities, and you too can become an IRS target. We're glad to see Congress mobilizing in response, including hearing plans by Senate Finance Chairman Max Baucus and the House Ways and Means Committee that asked the IRS about this in 2012 and received denials. The subpoenas need to fly as thick as those IRS questionnaires."

— The Wall Street Journal

Upright

Jay Carney, whose unenviable job is not to explain but to explain away what his employers say, calls the IRS' behavior 'inappropriate.' No, using the salad fork for the entree is inappropriate. Using the IRS for political purposes is a criminal offense.

Liberals, whose unvarying agenda is enlargement of government, suggest, with no sense of cognitive dissonance, that this IRS scandal is nothing more sinister than typical government incompetence. Five days before the IRS story broke, Obama ... warned Ohio State graduates about 'creeping cynicism' and 'voices' that 'warn that tyranny is ... around the corner.' Well."

--Columnist George Will

"Can we not at least agree that the Obama administration has established a culture conducive to the type of stereotypical thinking that could lead to this? Didn't the Department of Homeland Security under this administration list right-wing groups as extremists and potential terrorists? Hasn't President Obama himself referred to tea partyers as 'tea baggers'? Haven't other Democrats deliberately depicted tea party groups as violent extremists who are a hair trigger away from armed revolution?

Liberals have been trying to vilify conservative talk radio for years now, suggesting that its strong political opinions lead to violence. That is preposterous, but if we were to apply the same type of standard to Obama, we could say that he has personally fomented a climate of hate against conservative groups, such that the IRS targeting was completely foreseeable. Surely, it's fair to hold the president to his own standard."

--Columnist David Limbaugh

"With lies, as with potato chips, it is hard to stop with just one. The problem with telling a lie, or even a succession of lies, is that a very small dose of the truth can sometimes make the whole thing collapse like a house of cards.

The State Department's own foreign service officer Gregory Hicks was in Libya during the [Benghazi] attack, so he knew the truth. When threats were not enough to silence him, it was then necessary to try to discredit him. After years of getting glowing job evaluations, and awards of honors from the State Department for his work in various parts of the world, Mr. Hicks suddenly began to get bad job evaluations and was demoted to a desk job in Washington after he spoke with a Congressman about what he knew. The truth is dangerous to liars."

--Economist Thomas Sowell

"We may be disgusted and horrified by Kermit Gosnell, but we should not be shocked by his crimes. Thanks to the misguided social entrepreneurship of the Supreme Court, abortion is protected as a constitutional absolute, and late-term abortions, grisly as they are, enjoy substantial protection as well. What that looks like in practice is Gosnell's slaughterhouse. We should not pretend that this evil does not extend past the Philadelphia city limits. If you would have an unlimited abortion franchise, then you will have all that goes with it, including the pitiless knife of Kermit Gosnell."

--National Review

Essential Liberty

"[L]ook at Obama in this statement in Denver: 'I am constrained ... by the system that our Founders put in place.' That is an unwitting statement of truth. He is constrained. What does constrained mean? It means things I can't do. Why is he even thinking about things he can't do? There are things he wants to do. There are all kinds of executive orders and waiving of the presidential wand to make it happen he would love to do. But the Constitution's in his way, and he wishes it weren't. Be wary, folks, of any politician who talks about the Constitution and uses [phrases] like 'I am constrained.'"

--Radio Talk-Show Host Rush Limbaugh

Demo-gogues

The White (Wash) House: "[T]he day after [Benghazi] happened, I acknowledged that this was an act of terrorism. The whole issue of talking points, frankly, throughout this process, has been a sideshow. There is no 'there' there. We dishonor [the four Americans killed at Benghazi] when we turn things like this into a political circus."

--Barack Obama feigning outrage while perpetuating the myth about Cairo
Blame game.

"It takes funding to protect a consulate. Who cut the funds from embassy security? The Republicans in the House, that's who. And if it wasn't for the Democrats, it would have been cut more. ... So, I think the Benghazi scandal, in quotes, starts with the Republicans looking in the mirror."

--Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA)

"I genuinely believe that there are actually Republicans out there who would like to work with us but they're fearful of their base and they're concerned about what Rush Limbaugh might say about them. And, as a consequence, we get the kind of gridlock that makes people cynical about government and inhibits our progress."

--Obama

Delusional

"The Affordable Care Act is bringing the cost of health care in our country down in both the public and private sector. And that is what is largely responsible for the deficit coming down."

--House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

Say What?

"I had a friend who got married to the wrong person, just so she could have health insurance. So, we'll also have a lot of less bad marriages as a result of [ObamaCare]."

--Rep. Janice Hahn (D-CA)

Unbalanced

"[W]e [Democrats] worked very, very hard together in order to be able to put together a balanced budget that reflects the values of the American people, that's fair, that's balanced in values and approach as well as in numbers, and we did that."

--Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) on the Senate's budget that never reaches balance

Dezinformatsia

Media Cover: "I.R.S. Focus on Conservatives Gives G.O.P. an Issue to Seize On"

--New York Times headline, obfuscating the issue

"Look, if you play by the rules and if you do what you're supposed to do, an audit doesn't take very long. IRS agents are there for a reason. Am I defending the IRS? Yeah I am! So let's all get on board with the president who wants to simplify the tax code! I don't think the IRS ought to apologize for anything!"

--MSNBC's Ed Schultz

"Even when they have real evidence of misdeeds and malfeasance, conservatives still want to change the subject to the fake, ginned up scandal they've been pushing month after month."

--MSNBC's Chris Hayes

"Well, what difference will that make if the White House has already put out the talking points and said that they were written by the CIA with the input of other agencies?"

--ABC's George Stephanopoulos echoing Hillary Clinton

Alternate Universe

"What's so sad about it is the president has been very rightfully proud of the lack of scandal in his administration so far."

--Time magazine assistant managing editor Rana Foroohar

A stopped clock is right twice a day:

"These have been a bad few months for journalism. We're getting the big stories wrong, over and over again."

--CBS's Scott Pelley

We Blame George W. Bush:

"Carney: I.R.S. Run by Bush Political Appointee"

--TheWeeklyStandard.com

Longest Books Ever Written:

"Why We Should Mistrust the Government"

--RealClearPolitics.com

Leave Her Alone, You Creeps!:

"Benghazi Investigation Creeps Closer To Hillary Clinton"

--BuzzFeed.com

Non Sequitur:

"What [the] IRS did [was] dumb and wrong. [Important] to note [that] GOP groups flourished [the] last 2 elections, overwhelming Ds. And they will use this to raise more $."

--Tweet from former Obama campaign chief and adviser David Plouffe on the IRS targeting Tea Party and Patriot groups

Downplay the Scandal:

"Mistakes were made, but they were in no way due to any political or partisan motivation. There was a shortcut taken in our processes to determine which groups needed additional review. These are factually complex and sensitive cases, and it's challenging to separate out political issues from those involving education or social welfare. We want to stress that our employees -- all career civil servants -- will continue to be guided by tax law and not by partisan issues."

--IRS acting commissioner Steven T. Miller

Nothing To See Here:

"Those from the IRS that have spoken about this obviously have much greater insight into what took place than we do. ... One person's view of what actions were taken or what that individual did is not enough for us to say something concretely happened that was inappropriate."

--White House Press Secretary Jay Carney

Sick Blame-Shifting:

"Anti-choice politicians, and their unrelenting efforts to deny women access to safe and legal abortion care, will only drive more women to back-alley butchers like Kermit Gosnell."

--NARAL President Ilyse Hogue

"This [Gosnell] case has made clear that we must have and enforce laws that protect access to safe and legal abortion, and we must reject misguided laws that would limit women's options and force them to seek treatment from criminals like Kermit Gosnell."

--Planned Parenthood spokesman Eric Ferrero (The reality is that, for Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers, the key distinction is whether the atrocity occurred inside or outside the womb.)

Short Cuts

"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."

--Comedian Jay Leno

"The best spin they have at their disposal is to argue that the President of the United States has to turn on the nightly news to find out what's happening [in] the government he runs."

--Columnist Guy Benson

"At a press conference, Nancy Pelosi blamed the sequester for keeping her from visiting the troops on Mother's Day. Ironically, the troops credit the sequester for the same reason."

--Fred Thompson

"The White House was blasted for inaction during the Benghazi attack in House hearings. The terrorists overran the consulate then they overran the annex. So it does support Barack Obama's claim during the campaign that he's got al-Qaeda on the run."

--Comedian Argus Hamilton

"Obama recently warned some college graduates against being all worried about government tyranny, and Obama has good reason to warn you against that because worrying about government tyranny is the exact sort of thing that will get you audited. Or, when Obamacare is in full force, it will be the attitude that gets you denied life saving health care. So have faith in government. Or it will get you."

--Humorist Frank J. Fleming

Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus et Fidelis!
Nate Jackson for The Patriot Post Editorial Team

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“The scandal condom broke and Carney got soaked”
– Greg Gutfeld

 

PINOCCHIO, SNOW WHITE AND SUPERMAN

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!," said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

Contest! "Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?," they ask.

"Who the hell's Obama?!," cried Pinocchio.

 

THIS YEARS SILVER BULLET AWARD GOES TO...
 

THE $16,000,000,000,000+ QUESTION
 

TOON TIME!
 

DON'T WASTE YOUR WEED

While visiting my local (legal) smoke shop the other night, I looked over the clerks shoulder and saw what looked like Obama's mug on a package of 'BamaJ' rolling papers.

I thought I was seeing things, but then I realized I hadn't inhaled lately, so I asked to take a look. Sure enough, some enterprising individual(s) took it upon him/her/themselves to market our fearless Choomer-In-Charge on a product that reflects The One.

The Choomers-In-Charge of marketing BamaJ Rolling Papers came up with all of the predictable advertising tag lines on their packaging, such as the following:

• U.S. Stimulus Package

• Yes, You Can!

• Let's Get America Rolling!

• 33 Ultra Smooth Natural Papers

• Approved By A Joint Commitee

Yeah, that's all cute and catchy until you actually use the product with your coveted private stash.

See, a friend of a friend knew this dude who actually rolled and smoked a number using BamaJ papers and said it tasted as bad as the novelty sounded, all without coughing up a lung and his lunch.

The F.S.O.P.'s Advertising Dept. believes in the truth in advertising concept and has a phrase that apples as well...

"When using BamaJ papers, always remember, 'Friends don't let friends bogart THAT joint'!"

So PIGsters of the Stoner persuasion, if you just GOTTA waste your stash, mind AND vote, by all means, roll on over to the link below:

>>> BamaJ >>>

 

"HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL"
 

BULLSEYE!
 

BFF'S?
 

THANKS A LOT, KENYA
 

HOT AIR
 

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GREG GUTFELD
 

'STICKING' AROUND FOR TOO DAMN LONG
 

SURFS UP!
 

HECKLE & JECKLE
 

TOON TIME!!!
 

OBAMA ORDERS THE AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT
ANA POSTER CHILD...
...'LEADING' BY EXAMPLE
WASHINGTON, DC—On Tuesday, President Obama, by Executive Order, signed into law the Americans with No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless Americans.

The act, signed by President Obama shortly after Congress refused to pass it, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans—through no fault of their own--do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Obama, a longtime ANA supporter. "Their lives are futile hamster-wheel existences of unrewarding, dead-end busywork: xeroxing documents written by others, fulfilling mail-in rebates for Black & Decker toaster ovens, and processing bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these millions of non-abled Americans, the American dream of working hard and moving up through the ranks is simply not a reality."

Under the Americans with No Abilities Act, more than 25 million important-sounding "middle man" positions will be created in the white-collar sector for non-abled persons, providing them with an illusory sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory, non-performance-based raises and promotions will also be offered to create a sense of upward mobility for even the most unremarkable, utterly replaceable employees.

The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to hire non-abled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one non-germane worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans with No Abilities Act also contains tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the non-abled by banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview questions as, "What can you bring to this organization?" and "Do you have any special skills that would make you an asset to this company?"

"As a non-abled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep up with co-workers who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as an unessential filing clerk at a Minneapolis tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable skills. "This new law should really help people like me."

With the passage of the Americans with No Abilities Act, Gertz and millions of other untalented, inessential citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Obama: "It is our duty, both as lawmakers and as human beings, to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her lack of value to society, some sort of space to take up in this great nation."

 

BLINDED BY THE BLIGHT
 

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
 

NO CAPTION NEEDED. WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER
 

OBAMANOMICS EXPLAINED

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

 

DON'T DO IT, BENJI!!!!!!!!!!
 

HELL: THE NEW HIP AND HOTTER HANGOUT
 
 

BLACK SMOKE. GET USED TO IT
 

BARAK OBAMA'S FAILURES

His 32 Month Report Card

Mr. Hope and Change wants to create a nation humbled; humiliated, casting-aside capitalism and individual freedoms for one where "we the people" are government controlled. This would be a system that genuflects mediocrity, steals personal aspiration and opportunity, and punishes those who strive to succeed.

A gallon of regular gasoline the day Obama was inaugurated was $1.79 on average in the U.S. Today that price is $3.59, a 100.6% increase, and recently was at $4.60!

The number of food stamp recipients has risen since Obama took office from 31,983,716 to 43,200,878, a 35.1% jump.
Long term unemployment soared 146.2% during the same 32 month period from 2,600,000 to 6,400,000. Staggering "hope and change" isn't it?

American citizens living in poverty have risen 9.5% from 39,800,000 to 43,600,000, and the number of unemployed has jumped almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011. The number of unemployed blacks has risen from 12.6% at the end of George Bush's term to 15.8% today, a 25.4% increase, and finally, our national debt is up 34.4% from 10.627 trillion to 14,278 trillion *

Keep these figures in mind as we recount the number of "firsts" for this Presidency...

First President to apply for a college scholarship as a foreign-born student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he had not set foot in before his first Presidential campaign, in numerical sequence 40 years before he was born.

First President to preside over TWO cuts to the credit rating of the United States .

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .

First President to defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and later admit there was no such thing as shovel-ready jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. , including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly speak-out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (Az, WI, OH, IN)

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-Corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 Czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to coddle American enemies while alienating Americas allies.
First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S. Flag.

First President to go on multiple global apology tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayers.

First President to refuse to wear the U.S. Flag lapel pin.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000.00 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat "the Holy Qur'an tells us," and openly admit "the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth."

Remember that 32 months of Obama White House we the people have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our nation's entire history, as the Obama's plan their next extravagant vacation to the Indonesian Island nation of Bali.

 

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

The History channel has been airing a hugely successful mini series titled, "The Bible."

One episode features Satan and Jesus squaring off in the desert, with Satan doing his damndest to tempt Jesus. We all know "the rest of THAT story."

What many viewers saw in the actor (Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni) that portrayed Satan was a strong resemblance between Obama and the devil.

Whether you think this is life imitating art or art imitating life, accident, coincidence, irony, whatever, I think it's funny as all hell.

Pun intended.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
...OBAMA IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT
 

DEAR ABBY

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious.

One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,
Suck it up you whiny spoiled baby. Michelle, you get to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have the taxpayers pay for any vacations and everything else you want. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for four more years!

Signed,
Abby

 

POOR LLAMA
 

MR. BLAME GAME U.S.A. FIVE YEARS RUNNING
 

CAPED CRUSADING CLUSTER F**KS
 

ALL I CAN SAY IS..."UPPITY BITCH!"
 

PICK YOUR POISON
 

SPREADING THE MISERY
 

TOON TIME!
 

TOON TIME!

 

TURDS OF A FEATHER...

Oh Crap!

Kim Jung Un

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.  This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.  He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.  So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea.  Terrific!

Oh Crap Again!

I'm sorry.  I just remembered that we did the same thing.  We took an arrogant community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief.  A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States TWICE!

 

TREASON? YOU BET!
 

HOT COFFEE
Gotta  love those grandkids.

I  was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old  Granddaughter and I asked  her, "What  day is  tomorrow?".

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's  Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What  does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She  replied, "President's  Day is when President Obama steps out  of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4  more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your  nose.
 

THE DRIVING LESSON

The following was submitted by PIGster Swine Flew.

This clip is a parody of Obama teaching his daughter Malia how to drive and their encounter with a traffic cop.

>>> Driving Lesson >>>

 

YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Turd that can't be flushed, Barakula.

Name: Barak Obama.

The re-election of The Boy Blunder will prove that with his debt ceiling raising, lack of balls regarding foreign policy, cover-ups, bailouts, America may be on the verge of losing it's credibility on the global scale.

Wait! Did I mention his complete disregard and contempt for the American Constitution and how he uses it as toilet paper or welcome mat for his own agenda and flagrantly tosses his executive order dictate back into We The Peoples' faces with a take it or leave it attitude?

Did I mention the Life, Liberty and what's in our wallets and how he's going to suck everything out of it with his agenda like a vampire?

Well, we can call Roto Rooter and continue to try and flush and snake this turd way out of town, but he'll keep sucking as he circles the drain, no matter how many times we flush.

 

NEVER FEAR, THE ZOMBIES ARE STILL HERE

With the inaguaration of the Boy Blunder, again, by the M-F**ing Zombies that are too zoned out and totally wasted on the Really Special Brand of Brain Washed Kool-Aid swillers, watch the following link to see who the voting populance is that got this done.

Thanks loads Zombies. We have to hand it to you for REALLY contributing to the delinquency of America by re-electing the worst mistake in American history

>>> Zombies >>>

 

HEY, LET'S GOLF ON MLK DAY! YAY!

*Note: The following was submitted by contributor, K-Cro.

Something is wrong with this country.  

MLK dreamt about a future in which equality was the norm and the civil rights of everyone were honored.  That dream garnered his legacy a holiday in January and me a day off.  

Quoting the words from my brother from a darker mother, I have to say "I'm down with that!"  

However, this MLK day, I woke up and thought about the fact that I, like millions of other hard working Americans, am living through a nightmare called Barack Hussein Obama.  But do I get a day off for that?  No!  I have to work to pay for those who choose not to.  

OK, so maybe my civil rights haven't been violated.  But what about my constitutional rights?  My 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th amendment rights have been, and continue to be, limited and challenged.  The nightmare I'm having is that sometime during the next four years of the B-HO regime, I'll see these constitutional rights eliminated entirely along with my 13th amendment rights, as entitlements increase to maintain the standard of living for those who choose not to work.  

Who will have to pay for it?  You and I will through our ever increasing taxes.  I won't be working for the American dream anymore, I'll be working for the American't dream.  The worst part of the nightmare, and the most ironic, is that B-HO will legitimately use his executive powers delineated in the Constitution to sway the American't people and Congress drink more Kool Aid and to create Article XXVIII of the Constitution, which will read something like this, "The twentysecond article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed".  

So again, I ask if my nightmare is worthy of a day off.  The answer comes back as a resounding "Hell no!"  I should get 10 days off, playing golf in Hawaii with my caddies Jay-Z and Beyonce.

 

SUCKAGE
 

THE CHISLER - GREAT NAME FOR A BATMAN BAD GUY CHARACTER
 

TYRANNY
 

AN ANATOMY LESSON FOR ZOMBIES
 

SKOOL SUCKAGE
 

YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR
 

WELL, UHM.....
 

ONE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR THIS KIND OF CHANGE
 

TOON TIME
 
 

NEW SPECIES DISCOVERED

Unfortunately you see them out on the streets all the time. They really need more supervision as they could become dangerous!

They are referred to as “homo slackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

 

MAYAN PREMONITIONS
 

THANKS FOR LESS THAN NOTHING, ZOMBIE VOTERS
 

BEND OVER, AMERICA
 

VASELINE/K-Y JELLY/REACH AROUND NOT INCLUDED
 

OBAMA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

You better not work, you better not try,
You better not earn, I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're building.
He wants what you all make.
He'll tell the 47 per cent that being rich is a mistake.

Oh you better not work, you better not try.
You better not earn, I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He'll tell you to be thankful, to bow down and give thanks.
Or he'll send you to a FEMA camp to get your thinking "straight".

Oh you better not work, you better not try.
You better not earn, I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

He'll give you a free cell phone, say Obamacare is great.
He'll tell you being a success is something you should hate.

Oh you better not work, you better not try.
You better not earn, I'm telling you why.
Obama Claus is coooming tooo tooown!

 

12 REASONS I VOTED DEMOCRAT by SWINE FLEW

1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the Government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10
years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal Judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for
their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset
some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a large
number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
 

BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER

Submitted by PIGster Swine Flew

A Lawyer,

an Illegal Alien,

a Pathological Liar,

a Muslim,

a Communist, and

a Black Guy walk into a BAR.

 


Bartender asks...

 


"What'll it be, Mr. President?"

 

LET THEM EAT PUPU

America is teetering at the brink of the "fiscal cliff" - a financial catastrophe that will plunge the nation back into longlasting recession unless bold, decisive, nonpartisan action is taken by Barack Hussein Obama. Which is why the president has announced, in no uncertain terms, that he's going to be enjoying another luxury vacation in Hawaii when our economy goes "Forward" into the abyss.

Much to the delight of any "Choom Gang" members who are out of prison and eager for a reunion, Barry will be in Oahu for three full weeks of high-level pakalolo smoking, intensive golf sessions, and laughing at the poor bastards on the mainland who'll be receiving year-end Obamacare pink slips instead of Christmas bonuses.

The vacation is estimated to cost $4 million to taxpayers, which inspired us to ask just how many households it will take to pay for Barry to work on half a tan? Interestingly, if you look at two-earner households with $50,000 of taxable income...it will take every cent from 666 of them to fund Barry's vacation. And frankly, 666 seems like a pretty ironic number of households to get the shaft on Jesus's birthday.

In fairness, a significant part of the expense of the Obama family vacation comes from providing them with  massive layers of security, even though the only risk to Barry in Hawaii is getting a brain freeze from munching a rainbow-colored shave-ice too quickly.

But could those millions of dollars for security have been better used elsewhere? At this time, Ambassador Chris Stevens has no comment.


While in Hawaii, B. Hussein will visit Father Damien's leper colony, 
which first gave him the idea of taking "an arm and a leg" from taxpayers. 

Update: True Hawaii Trivia: King Barry will be vacationing in the shadow of the Nuuanu Pali Lookout (seen below), where Hawaii's King Kamehameha finally defeated his political enemies by forcing them over a precipitous cliff. Coincidence? We think not...

Friday Bonus: Okay, I didn't post much on Facebook this week that didn't appear here, but hopefully you'll enjoy this shout out to the man who helped Timothy Geithner do his taxes!

 

GET USED TO EATING THIS FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS
 

THE KOOL-AID BRIGADE
 

LONGTIME PIGSTERS SOUND OFF

From PIGster GM:

Well, I think the real reason Romney lost his bid for the Presidency is that he said:
"When I'm elected, I will put Americans back to work"

And 51% said, "Fuck That!"

From Swine Flew:

You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. But you may not have heard how it was split up.

The State Department hired all the Twinkies,

The Secret Service hired all the HoHos,

The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes

The voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

 

JIVE TURKEY
 

VOTERS' REMORSE? YOU BET
 

TEE SHIRT TIME!

Order yours today!

>>> Oh Crap >>>

 

FOR SALE: THE MANURE INDEX SPREADER

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC )

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya.

Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii.

Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.

Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.

I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.

I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.

I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

 
 

THE MEDIA MAFIA AT THE TOP OF THEIR LAME GAME

Leave it to the Mainstream Media to promote their Boy Blunder AND piss off and get racist toward old white guys at the same time.

Gee, how tolerant, huh?

In the wake of the election day idiocy, Newsweek decided to publish this load of shit on their cover, below.

I suppose that this is all the proof anyone needs to demonstrate the real liberal media bias toward Obama.

In my personal critique of the image, I was wondering why the artist didn't show His Highness walking on water, feeding the hungry, pillaging achievers and handing out free condoms.

Memo to Lamestream Media faggots: Old Guys Still Rule.

This commentary was approved of by PIG's most humble and PISSED OFF Publisher, Porcus.

 

SCREWED

No matter how anyone slices it, we're in for four more years of misery with the re-election of Scumbag-In-Chief, Barak Obama.

Now PIGsters, let's all be calm, rational and adult in accepting the fact that our nation will be further sold out, pirated, pickpocketed and bent over financially by the Conferderacy Of Dunces that opted to vote for and re-elect Golfer and Talk-Show Guest-In Charge.

Are we here at the Free State Of PIG going to sit in a dark corner, suck our thumbs and cry over the ongoing governmental screwing of America? Hell FUCKING NO.

We will go all out in declaring open season on everything and everything related to the newly re-elected Chump-In-Charge.

Stay tuned.

 

NAVY SEALS vs NEW BLACK PANTHERS

If the New Black Panthers think for a nano second that their voter intimidation tactics used in the 2008 election will continue, they ought to think twice, if possible, about this years election.

It seems as if a retired Navy captain went viral and recruited and mobilized a network of other veterans to "casually observe" polling places throughout the country.

Their mission? To simply make sure no voter, Democrat, Republican, Tea Party or Indendepent folks who want to simply cast their ballots peacefully, are in no way bullied, intimidated or prevented from exercising a citizens right to vote for whomever they choose.

Why? In 2008, the New Black Panthers had some leather jacket, sunglass wearing, billy club wielding wannabe tough guys blocking a Philedelphia polling place and scaring and questioning would-be voters at the entrance of their polling place.

Fast forward to 2012 and retired Navy Captain Ben Brink who spearheaded this effort, will ensure that Malik Zulu Shabazz and His Boyz do not use strong arm tactics to influence the outcome of this Presidential election.

Now, if you want to wager on who will win if it's retired SEALs and Marines and Special Force types, who do you think will run faster than Little Black Sambo's vs. whose will stand ground?

It won't be the Vets.

My money is on the enforcers...oops, observers that repel the Boy Blunders Community Organized hired thugs known as Malik Zulu Shabazz and his micro mafia style New Black Panthers.

This posting was written by and approved of by your most humble publisher, Porcus.

 

CLINT BEING CLINT ON OBAMA

Clint Eastwood, iconic American actor, director, producer went on TV for an interview with Sean 'Kool-Aid King' Hannity.

Clint speaks very eloquently, intelligently and at times, humorously about the upcoming election and who he does not back for four more years of "The Greatest Hoax On Earth."

When Clint, The Man With No Name, Avenging Angel, High Plains Drifter and Dirty Harry speaks, people listen, and he thoughtfully articulates himself and opinions regarding the direction of our country.

The F.S.O.P. will go ahead and make your day with the following clip from Clint Eastwood.

Here's the Good, Bad and Ugly:

>>> Clint Eastwood >>>

 

 

THIS IS FOR THE 'CHILDREN'
 

STANDING ROOM ONLY
 

HOOCHIE MAMMA

 

DERANGED OBAMAMANIACS GONE WILD

This posting was inspired by those most tolerant Hope and Change Zombies based on a news broadcast from CBS News.

Makes you wonder. Is this Chicago politics in action in Southern California?

Effective campaign tactic approved by Barry to get the word out?

Voter intimidation?

Suburban Occutards?

You be the the judge...and jury.

Vandal Keys ‘Obama’ Into 2 Cars In Alta Loma

ALTA LOMA (CBS) — A case of campaign vandalism is under investigation Friday in Alta Loma.

Someone keyed the word “Obama” into two cars and slashed seats in another outside a residence that had Mitt Romney campaign signs.

CBS2 and KCAL9 reporter Rob Schmitt spoke to Ken Slown, owner of one of the keyed vehicles.

Slown actually supports President Obama!

He explained to Schmitt that he and his wife — both currently unemployed — are staying with her parents and it’s her parents who support Romney.

“I don’t know if they were trying to get a point across, to vote for Obama,” said Slown, “but to do something like this is not going to get the point across.” He estimates the damage to both of his vehicles at about $3,400.

In addition to both cars being keyed, his wife’s vehicle had her seats slashed, as well. Said Slown, “They pretty much cut the backs of all of the seats.”

A neighbor, who also has a Romney/Ryan sign in their front yard, were also hit. “Obama” keyed in the hood and on the black gate of an SUV.

 

A NAVY SEAL FATHER SPEAKS OUT ON A PACK OF LIES

The following is a transcript from a FOX interview with Charles Woods, father of Ty Woods, Navy SEAL slain in Benghazi. He of all people want and deserve the damn truth from the Talk Show Circuit In Charge regarding the death of his son who perished in harms way while saving American lives.

From Charles Woods:

"I appreciate your introduction, and I do want to reiterate this, and really emphasize again, this is not about politics. This is about--if it were about politics, it would dishonor my son's death. This has to do with honesty and integrity and justice...

This news that he disobeyed his orders does not surprise me. My son was an American hero. And he was going--he had the moral strength to do what was right. Even if that would professionally cost him his job. Even if it would potentially cost him his life. He was a hero who was willing to do whatever was necessary to respond to their cries for help. 

If, in fact, those people in the White House were as courageous, and had the moral strength that my son Ty had, immediately, within minutes of when they found there was the first attack, they would have stepped--they would have given permission, not denied permission, for those C-130s to have gone up there. And this is exact--I don't know much about weapons, but it's coming out right now that they actually had laser targets focused on the mortars being sent to kill my son and they refused to pull the trigger. They refused to send those C-130s.

To me--I'm an attorney, this may not legal test of murder. But to me, that is not only cowardice. For those people who made the decision and who knew about the decision and lied about it are murderers of my son. 

That's a very strong statement for me to make. But for their benefit, they need to bare their conscience, they need to stand up, and they need to change the direction of their lives. 

And I want to say right now: you know who you are. I totally forgive you. But I hope years from now, you change the direction of your life. For your benefit... 

This is all a pack of lies. And that's one thing as a father whose son who has been killed--I do not appreciate lies. I do not appreciate cowardice. And I do not appreciate lies.

And I'm a loving person. I love my son, and I want to honor him. And I hope I'm not speaking too strongly, but I am very glad the facts are coming out right now. I do not--the reason I'm even speaking up--we, our family had made the decision not to say anything. But after the facts came out that in real time, the White House, within minutes after the first bullet was fired, they watched my son--they denied his pleas for help. 

My son violated his orders in order to protect the lives of at least 30 people. He risked his life to be a hero. I wish that the leadership in the White House had the same moral courage that my son displayed with his life...

I sent you those pictures of him in high school, and I wanted you to show those to the people out there for one reason, and that is so that people can be inspired and know that Ty was just a normal kid, okay? We were an imperfect family, but we were a normal family. And I would hope that his legacy would live on. And that we would raise up a generation of American heroes, and that they would be inspired by his pictures and his life, and that we would raise up a generation of American heroes that are strong morally and strong in every other aspect of their life. 

We do not need another generation of liars who lack the moral strength that my son, who was an American hero, had...

I really wish the best to those people that allowed my son to be murdered. And I mean that very sincerely. I want the best for them. But they need to stand up, and they need to change the direction of their lives."

 

INDIFFERENCE
 

YOU CAN'T UNBREAK AN EGG
 


THE BLAME STOPS HERE
 

LET'S HOPE DE PLANE! DE PLANE! CRASHES
 

MOUNT SUCKMORE

*Publishers Note: No disrespect in any way intended to the great tribute at Mount Rushmore, but you have to admit, Clint Eastwood was right.

But you have to admit, it's not just funny as all hell, but serious as hell too, and an insult to the artists, engineers and workers that built this great monument.

 

TOON TIME!

 

HELLO, ARE YOU THERE?
 

SHOE SHINE


 
 

COMPARE AND CONTRAST AND DO THE MATH
 

A CHANGE WE SHOULD HOPE NOT FOR
 

QUESTIONS
 

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO ON UNEMPLOYMENT
ONE OF THOSE "A-HA!!" MOMENTS....

COSTELLO:  I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

ABBOTT:  Good Subject.  Terrible times.  It's 9%.

COSTELLO:  That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT:  No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO: You just said 9%.

ABBOTT:  9% Unemployed.

COSTELLO:  Right 9% out of work.

ABBOTT:  No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO:  Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.

ABBOTT:  No, that's 9%.

COSTELLO:  WAIT A MINUTE, is it 9% or 16%?

ABBOTT:  9% are unemployed.  16% are out of work.

COSTELLO:  IF you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT:  No, Obama said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed.  You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are out of work!

ABBOTT:  No, you miss his point.

COSTELLO:  What point?

ABBOTT:  Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO:  To whom?

ABBOTT:  The unemployed.

COSTELLO:  But they are ALL out of work.

ABBOTT:  No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.  Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO:  So if you're off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT:  Unemployment would go down.  Absolutely!

COSTELLO:  The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

ABBOTT:  Absolutely it goes down.  That's how Obama gets it to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%.  He doesn't want you to read about 16% unemployment.

COSTELLO:  That would be tough on his reelection.

ABBOTT:  Absolutely.

COSTELLO:  Wait, I got a question for you.  That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?

ABBOTT:  Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO:  Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT:  Correct.

COSTELLO:  And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT:  Bingo.

COSTELLO:  So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have Obama's supporters stop looking for work.

ABBOTT:  Now you're thinking like the Obama Economy Czar.

COSTELLO:  I don't even know what the hell I just said!

ABBOTT:  Now you're thinking like Obama.
 

CHOKING ON THE TRUTH, ARE WE?

 

ONE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR THIS CHANGE
 

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

 

PHOTO OPS
 

WE THE PEOPLE
 

BARRY'S COMFORT ZONE
 

MORE HOUSECLEANING

The following clogged up our inbox, courtesy of PIGster Swine Flew, again.

 

DEBATE AFTERSHOCKS

Borrowed From IMAO
Random Thoughts: Debate Aftershocks
Posted by Frank J.

With a 20th anniversary like that, I wouldn't be surprised if we find out Michelle has divorced Obama today.

Word is Romney is going to take the gloves off for the next debate.

Chris Matthews: "Help me! I've lost all feeling in my leg!"

Seriously, Sesame Street is branded on half of my baby stuff; why does a company that profitable need government funds?

The key to the Ryan/Biden debate will be to keep Biden talking after he's run out of scripted things to say.

Is there any realistic way Ryan can lower expectations for his debate with Biden?

At this rate, if Ryan doesn't cause Biden to curl up in a fetal position on the floor, people will say he lost.
Wednesday night, the bad economy finally got to a point where Obama felt the pain.

If Jim Lehrer was a good moderator, he would have called the debate and ended it early.

Obama is in the doghouse with his followers. Or, as Obama calls it, the kitchen. Because he eats dogs.

My inside sources tell me Romney is working on a bunch of zingers for the next debate. This time for real!

Obama should be able to come back if he can fix four years of failure before the next debate.

They say Obama spoke more than 4 minutes longer than Romney in the debate, but if you take out the uhs, he got 20 minutes less time.

 

AND THEY REALLY DO VOTE?

*Publishers Note: The following was inspired by PIGster Swine Flew.

You may ask, "What is PIG favorite Howard Stern doing on this page?"

Well, Howard being Howard sent two of his contributors, Sal and Richard into Harlem to do a man on the street interview and ask the locals why they will vote for Obama.

The answers that were given sounded like a (hopefully not) typical cross section of some real brain dead Obama Zombies.

Initially, it may sound too funny, and consider that it's conducted by Howard Stern and just a prank. But, listening between the lines, consider that these people do vote.

Harlem has a predominately black population, but Howard being Howard, said "By the way, there are a lot of white people that don't know what's going on, too."

Listen to it here on this clip:

>>> Howard Stern >>>

 

WE CAN DIG IT
 

TYPICAL
 

T-SHIRT TIME!
 

TAXED!
 


TOON TIME!

 

WITH APOLOGIES TO HUMPHREY BOGART
 

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO ATTEND KOOL-AID ANONYMOUS MEETINGS
 

SMOOTH OPERATOR
 

LITTLE JOHNNY DOING HIS THING...AGAIN

The following text and clip was sent our way by PIGster Bill T.

A teacher asked her 6th grade  class how many of them were Obama  fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama  fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised  their hands except for Little  Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny  why he has decided to be different...  again

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm  not an Obama  fan."

 The teacher asked, "Why aren't  you a fan of  Obama?"

 Johnny said, "Because I'm a  Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a  Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my  Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a  Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the  teacher asked, "If your mom was a  moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make  you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny  replied, "That would make me an Obama  fan."

>>> Lemmings >>>

 

 

THE REAL GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JON VOIGHT

Actor Jon "Midnight Cowboy" Voight recently appeared on the Huckabee show and read a personal, open letter to America.

In it, he blasted the Chump-In-Charge about the lies and deceptions some Kool-Aiders were led to believe.

With his letter, he may have put the final nail in his career coffin, but he spoke his piece and will no doubt be regarded as a Hollywood turncoat, exiled from "The Industry" by the liberal lipflapping, way overpayed, Obama supporting lemmings.

My ramblings won't do his letter justice, so I'll provide a link and you can see and hear for yourself.

>>> Jon Voight >>>

 

FOR ALL...ZOMBIES

There seems to be a new Obama campaign slogan and movement called "For All' which encourages the Zombie Nation to write slogans on the back of their hands, redesign the American flag and take a pledge of allegiance to Obama.

Some examples below, led by former babe, Jessica Alba and her cretinous Hollywood cohorts and Kool-Aiders, and other big time Obama cheerleaders, aka, Zombies.

Aw, gee. Those images are so touching that it kinda makes you want to grab some marshmellows and gather round the campfire, sing songs and praises to The One, huh?

Wait! My bad. I forgot this is the F.S.O.P. and I neglected to add this one final image of Rick Perry that really drives it home.

Warning: You really may need a hanky for this one.

 

 

MESSAGE FROM A YOUNG OBAMANIST

"Momma said quit checkin' yo' messages and get yo white ass
back to work so she don't have to."

 

 

DEEP THOUGHTS
 

FLUKE-ING AROUND
 

FREE KOOL-AID INCLUDED
 

NO MATTER WHAT, VANNA ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD IN RED
 

IS IT BECAUSE HE'S HALF WHITE OR ALL OBAMA?
 

STOP THE PRESSES!


It has been leaked to the press that Barack Obama has chosen Sylvester Stallone for his 2012 running mate and Nancy Pelosi for Secretary of State and is dropping Joe Biden from the ticket.

They will run as Sambo, Rambo and Bimbo without Dumbo.

 
 

O-CRAP!: MORE OUTHOUSE CLEANING

 

O-CRAP! PIG CLEANS IT'S OUTHOUSE: GANG-POSTING #1


As the 2012 Presidential race heads into the home stretch, we thought we would start cleaning house in the form of emptying out our O-Crap stash that's been filling up and stinking up our folders.

We're doing this because over the course of our O-Crap page lifespan, we've received entirely too much great material that we couldn't bear the thought of letting them go to waste or into cyber-oblivion.

We'll be 'Gang-Posting' 2 or more images from time to time and hopefully begin the elimination and fumigation process by January, 2013. When that happens, we'll be glad to say "Good riddance!"

 
 

WHY MITT ROMNEY IS UNLIKEABLE


* Publishers Note: PIG does not endorse, advocate or campaign for any political candidate, but thought that by posting the following - submitted by PIGster Lone Star - we would illustrate the differences in the 2012 presidential front runners. That, plus we hope the Kool-Aid swilling Obama Zombies might think twice on election day.

Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."

Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura.
Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to
her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when
necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School
and Harvard Business School ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in
the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's
America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God,
went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police
records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a
stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America 's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very
strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic,
fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't
relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money
HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad.

Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and
earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?

Personal Information:

His full Name is: Willard Mitt Romney. 

He was Born: March 12, 1947 and is 65 years old.

His Father: George W. Romney, former Governor of the State of Michigan

He was raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

He is Married to Ann Romney since 1969; they five children.

Education: B.A. from Brigham Young University ,

J.D. and M.B.A. from Harvard University

Religion: Mormon - The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints

Working Background:

After high school, he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary.

After going to both Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School
simultaneously, he passed the Michigan bar exam, but never worked as an
attorney.

In 1984, he co-founded Bain Capital a private equity investment firm, one
of the largest such firms in the United States.

In 1994, he ran for Senator of Massachusetts and lost to Ted Kennedy.

He was President and CEO of the 2002 Winter Olympic Games.

In 2002, he was elected Governor of the State of Massachusetts where he
eliminated a 1.5 billion deficit.

Some Interesting Facts about Romney:

Bain Capital, starting with one small office supply store in Massachusetts, turned it into Staples; now over 2,000 stores employing 90,000 people.

Bain Capital also worked to perform the same kinds of business miracles
again and again, with companies like Domino's, Sealy, Brookstone, Weather
Channel, Burger King, Warner Music Group, Dollarama, Home Depot Supply
and many others.

He was an unpaid volunteer campaign worker for his dad's gubernatorial
campaign 1 year.

He was an unpaid intern in his dad's governor's office for eight years.

He was an unpaid Bishop and Stake President of his church for ten years.

He was an unpaid President of the Salt Lake Olympic Committee for three
years.

He took no salary and was the unpaid Governor of Massachusetts for four
years.

He gave his entire inheritance from his father to charity.

Mitt Romney is one of the wealthiest self-made men in our country but has
given more back to its citizens in terms of money, service and time than
most men.

And in 2011 Mitt Romney gave over $4 million to charity, almost 19% of his
income.

Just for comparison purposes, Obama gave 1% and Joe Biden gave $300 or .0013%.

Mitt Romney is Trustworthy.

He will show us his birth certificate.

He will show us his high school and college transcripts.

He will show us his social security card.

He will show us his law degree.

He will show us his draft notice.

He will show us his medical records.

He will show us his income tax records.

He will show us he has nothing to hide.

Mitt Romney's background, experience and trustworthiness show him to be a
great leader and an excellent citizen for President of the United States .

You may think that Romney may not be the best representative the
Republicans could have selected. At least I know what religion he is,
and that he won't desecrate the flag, bow down to foreign powers, or
practice fiscal irresponsibility.

I know he has the ability to turn this financial debacle that the current regime has gotten us into.  We won't like all the things necessary to recover from this debt, but someone with Romney's background can do it.

But, on the minus side, he never was a "Community Organizer", never took
drugs or smoked pot, never got drunk, did not associate with communists or
terrorists, nor did he attend a church whose pastor called for God to
damn the US.

 
 

TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME... VOTE OUT DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
 

RULES IS RULES
 

THE PGA*
*POTUS GOLFING ASSOCIATION


The following was submitted by PIGster Skyeye:

BIRTHDAY GOLF FOR OBAMA
9:06 AM, Aug 4, 2012
BY DANIEL HALPER | WEEKLY STANDARD

President Obama will spend his 51st birthday golfing. From the pool report:

President Obama kicked off the celebration of his birthday today by hitting the links.

POTUS motorcade departed the White House at 8:23 a.m. and arrived at Andrews Air Force Base at 8:47 a.m.

No word yet on who is playing with the president.

According to CBS reporter Mark Knoller it's Obama's 104th round as president.

President Obama is playing golf today on the course at Joint Base Andrews, his 48th time out of 104 rounds of golf.

Hell, the new Seal of the POTUS says it all.

 
 

TOON TIME!


From Stilton Jarlsburg

Readers - just a couple of quick takes today. The cartoon above was inspired by the ridiculous cover on Newsweek magazine which shows Mitt Romney next to a headline which screams "The WIMP Factor: Is He Just Too Insecure To Be President?"

But let's be honest here: when you hear the word "wimp" associated with this presidential race, don't you immediately think of the simpering, petulant little whiner in the Whitehouse?

As Kurt Vonnegut once said, "I could carve a better man out of a banana."

By the way, Obama's sole claim to masculinity appears to be the execution of Osama bin Laden, which he personally watched on television. But even that claim came under renewed fire this week thanks to a book which reaffirms that Obama actually cancelled the raid on the compound three times over a period of months, because Valerie Jarrett thought it would be politically risky. And Barry tried to cancel the final successful mission too...but, uh, somehow it got initiated anyway while he was on the golf course. Being manly.

 
 

HE BUILT THAT
 

TOON TIME! OBAMAS RAIN OF ERROR
 

LET'S HOPE THEY NEVER RETURN FROM THIS MISSION

CENTRAL CASTING NEEDS A BAD GUY
 

PICK YOUR POISON
 

GOVERNMENT? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' GOVERNMENT


 
 

THE KING OF BLAME
 

NO TAXATION WITHOUT...FORGET IT, WE'RE SCREWED, MAYBE
 

RACIST TEST

Do you like him any better white?

No?

Me neither.

See, you're not a racist.

 

BUCKWHEATS TWIN SISTER
 

JACKASSES
 

SIGN ME UP!
 

THE MESSIAH OF THE RED SHED
 

GRAPHIC GALLERY

 

LEMONHEAD

If Barry Ran A Lemonade Stand

From IMAO

1) Government union workers construct the lemonade stand. Construction takes three years, and comes in at just over 2 million dollars… more than twice the projected amount.

2) Obama is not part of the union, so he can't work in his own stand. AFL-CIO goons picket the stand before it opens and threaten people in the neighborhood.

3) DC police start including the stand in their daily patrols – not to protect anyone from the union goons but to close the stand down because they insist he gets food permits.

4) Environmentalists picket the unopened stand because it's made of wood, and some cry for the trees that were cut down to supply the wood for the stand.

5) College students sit around the stand, while others attempt to set it on fire,as the stand represents "capitalism" and they plan to "Occupy" it.

6) Two years later, after Obama finally does the government-required studies and buys the required permits, and hires a union worker to serve the lemonade, the lemonade must sell for $100 per glass to make a profit.

7) Stand closes next day.

8) Obama learns nothing.

 

DEFYING DEATHCARE

The Democratic Party has produced a television ad purporting to show Rep Paul Ryan throwing  grandma off the cliff by opposing ObamaCare.
 
A couple of San Antonio doctors have responded with an effective ad to counter this injustice.

See the ad produced by Drs Jane Hughes and Kris Held.

>>> Click Here >>>                          

 

I HAVE A DREAM AND I HOPE IT COMES TRUE

DIM BULBS

LAUGHABLE LEMMINGS

IN CASE YOUR'E WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THREE R'S IN EDUCATION...
 

SELECTIVE COMPASSION

 

JUST SAY NO

With apologies to Al Pacino...

 

HNIC*

*Head Narcissist In Charge

 

THE READING ROOM
 


CONVENIENT LIES

 

MUSLIM KISSING A PIG

We don't care if this offends Muslims, we're grabbing our own barf bags, as we find it insulting to pigs of all persuasions.

 

GERMAN HOSPITALITY

In Texas near a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
    
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
     
Which means, "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh-- in it."

The man shouted back: "I can't understand you. I'm down here from New York campaigning for Obama. Could you please repeat that in English?"

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
 

A REAL PISSER OF A POTUS

 

MICHELLE ANTOINETTE: LET HER EAT CRUMB CAKE

 

HAPPY NO YEAR FROM HOPE N' CHANGE CARTOONS

Hope n' Change Cartoons would like to be the first to wish everyone a very "Happy NO Year!"

Because 2012 is finally the year when we can go toe-to-toe with the "Yes We Can" crowd and tell them in no uncertain terms "No You Can't!"

No you can't
continue to divide Americans and set one group against another. No you can't turn your backs on America's allies and military commitments. No you can't continue to steal trillions of dollars from future generations and enrich yourselves at our expense. No you can't kill individual initiative and turn this into a socialist state. No you can't continue to pretend that patriotism is the same thing as racism.

No you can't
re-elect Barack Obama.

2012 is the year that we just might save the United States of America and that's damned exciting. It's going to be a hard and ugly fight - probably the ugliest political battle ever waged in this country. Conservatives will be demonized, lied to, and lied about - and the Left will do everything in its considerable power to demoralize us if we let them.

So we won't let them.

Knowing what we believe in, and the importance of what we're fighting for, we must ignore the angry and distracting buzz which will arise in the media and amongst the naysayers - and be energized by knowing that this is a battle we'll win.

Personally, I'm excited, revved up, and looking forward to a real bare-knuckle brawl as we head into November and I hope you are too.

Because 2012 is our year. Our very Happy NO Year!

 

FOX NEWS BOWS TO THE PRESSURE:

Fox is already cowering down to the President.

In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network:

FOX has announced that they will now air " America 's Most Wanted" TWICE A week..

 

WELL SAID
Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:

Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood...and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

What do you think you should do …

Raise the ceilings or pump out the shit?

Your choice is coming Nov. 2012


GOING, GOING, GONE?
OBAMA AND THE DEVIL

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

THAT DARN GEORGE BUSH

Here's an opinion piece by Chuck Green who writes "Greener Pastures" for the Denver Post Aurora Sentinel, one of the more liberal papers in the country. Additionally, Mr. Green is a lifelong Democrat, so this is rather a stunning piece.

Obama Is Victim Of Bush's Failed Promises!

Barack Obama is setting a record-setting number of records during his first term in office: Largest budget ever. Largest deficit ever. Largest number of broken promises ever.  Most self-serving speeches ever. Largest number of agenda-setting failures ever.  Fastest dive in popularity ever!

Wow! Talk about change.

Just one year ago, fresh from his inauguration celebrations, President Obama was flying high. After one of the nation's most inspiring political campaigns, the election of America's first black president had captured the hopes and dreams of millions. To his devout followers, it was inconceivable that a year later his administration would be gripped in self-imposed crisis.

Of course, they don't see it as self-imposed. It's all George Bush's fault !

George Bush, who doesn't have a vote in congress and who no longer occupies The White House, is to blame for it all.

He broke Obama's promise to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

He broke Obama's promise to have the congressional health care negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN.

He broke Obama's promise to end earmarks.

He broke Obama's promise to keep unemployment from rising above 8 percent.

He broke Obama's promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo in the first year.

He broke Obama's promise to make peace with direct, no precondition talks with America's most hate-filled enemies during his first year in office, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

He broke Obama's promise to end the hiring of former lobbyists into high White House jobs.

He broke Obama's promise to end no-compete contracts with the government.

He broke Obama's promise to disclose the names of all attendees at closed White House meetings.

He broke Obama's promise for a new era of bipartisan cooperation in all matters.

He broke Obama's promise to have chosen a home church to attend Sunday services with his family by Easter of last year.

Yes, it's all George Bush's fault!  President Obama is nothing more than a puppet in the never-ending failed Bush administration.  If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, all of President Obama's problems would be solved.  His promises would have been kept, the economy would be back on track, Iran would have stopped its work on developing a nuclear bomb and would be negotiating a peace treaty with Israel.   North Korea would have ended its tyrannical regime, and integrity would have been restored to the federal government.

Oh, and did I mention what it would be like, if the Democrats, under the leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, didn't have the heavy yoke of George Bush around their necks? There would be no ear marks, no closed-door drafting of bills, no increase in deficit spending, no special-interest influence (unions), no vote buying (Nebraska, Louisiana).

If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, we'd have real change by now.

All the broken promises, all the failed legislation and delay (health care reform, immigration reform) is not President Obama's fault or the fault of the Democrat-controlled Congress.  It's all George Bush's fault !

Take for example the decision of Eric Holder, the president's attorney general, to hold terrorists' trials in New York City.  Or his decision to try the Christmas Day underpants bomber as a civilian.

Two disastrous decisions.

Certainly those were bad judgments based on poor advice from George Bush!

Need more proof?

You might recall that when Scott Brown won the election to the U.S. Senate from Massachusetts, capturing "The Ted Kennedy Seat", President Obama said, Brown's victory was the result of the same voter anger that propelled Obama into office in 2008.  People were still angry about George Bush and the policies of the past 10 years. And they wanted change.

Yes, according to the president, the voter rebellion in Massachusetts, was George Bush's fault.

Therefore, in retaliation, they elected a Republican to the Ted Kennedy seat, ending a half-century of domination by Democrats.  It is all George Bush's fault!  Will the failed administration of George Bush ever end, and the time for hope and change ever arrive???

Will President Obama ever accept responsibility for something/anything?

(Chuck Green is a veteran Colorado journalist and former editor-in-chief of The Denver Post.)

 

CAMPAIGN TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION

Q. How do you starve an Obama supporter? 
 
A. Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.

 

MISS HIM ACCOMPLISHED

 

Helpin' A Brotha Out: The Stimulus At Work

Some have said that the stimulus hasn't saved any jobs, but here is a case where at least one job was saved.

Take for instance Oregon State University Athletic Director Bob DeCarolis. 

Now Mr. DeCarolis was considering firing their Basketball Coach Craig Robinson after an 8-11 start (2-5) in the Pac 10 Conference. 

When word reached Washington, Undersecretary of Education Martha Kanter was dispatched to Corvallis with $17 million in stimulus money for the university.

Thankfully, Craig Robinson's job is safe for another year.

For those of you unfamiliar with Coach Robinson, he just so happens to be the brother-in-law of none other than our country's President.

NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON......that's right he is the brother of Michelle Obama! 

But hey, can't we all come to the conclusion that Coach Robinson's job security was just a coincidence? I'm sure of it…aren't you?

Thank Goodness For The Stimulus!!! 

But $17 million for one job?  Geeze, I wonder what mine is worth?

But what the heck, he's doing a better job than his brother-in-law!  

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,
 
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them  off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.
 
He says pay the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
 
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty
oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
 
Signed,
Lost in DC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dear Lost:
 
Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the SOB for two more years!
 
Signed,
Abby

Stanley

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?

Third, who's idea was that Fast & Furious gun boondoggle in Arizona?

Fourth, why are you focusing more on  getting reelected than you are about solving the budget crisis?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: Question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Robert," he responds.

"And what is your question, Robert?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?

Third, who's idea was that Fast & Furious gun boondoggle in Arizona?

Fourth, why are you focusing more on  getting reelected than you are about solving the budget crisis?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what happened to Stanley ?"

The Village That Lost It's Idiot Comes Forth


American Debt: It Keeps Growing And Growing And...

 

Public Housing

The problem with public housing is that the residents are not the owners. The people that live in the house did not earn the house, but were loaned the property from the true owners, the taxpayers. Because of this, the residents do not have the "pride of ownership" that comes with the hard work necessary. In fact, the opposite happens and the residents resent their benefactors because the very house is a constant reminder that they themselves did not earn the right to live in the house. They do not appreciate the value of the property and see no need to maintain or respect it in any way.

The result is the same whether you are talking about a studio apartment or a magnificent mansion full of priceless antiques. If the people who live there do not feel they earned the privilege, they will make this known through their actions.

The picture below illustrates the point.

 

Taking The Messiahs Name In Vain? You Bet

 

Signed, Sealed And Mandated

 

Signs 'O The Times

Separated At Birth????

We here at PIG had no idea that Michelle Obama either had a long lost twin brother named Buckwheat, or that she had a hairstylist that wanted to give her that "look."

Doesn't matter. Michelle Obama, with her new 'Do, just offended the look and legacy of the late, great Buckwheat.

When I'm done laughing, I'll post again.

Tee-F***ing Hee and Ha Freaking Ha, right Spanky?

Now, what we really want to see is our less than esteemed First Lady go Stymie and cut it all off.


Touche

Dear President Obama:

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.


Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

A POSTER OF HISTORY'S GREATEST PICKPOCKET

 

OBAMA PACKS A LUNCH

 

A DYING PRIEST'S LAST REQUEST

In Washington, D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials.

He motioned for his nurse to come near.                                                    

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.                                

"I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.                                   

"I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.          

The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to visit the priest.                     

As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Pelosi, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected." 

Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left hand.

There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.              

Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" 

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." 

"Amen", said Obama.

"Amen", said Pelosi.

The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."  

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

SHOWER SEX

Shower Sex 
 
In a recent survey requested by President Obama, African-Americans have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! 
 
In the survey, carried out for him, by a leading toiletries firm, a huge majority, 86%, of African-Americans, said that they have had sex in the shower. 
 
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet. 


MAYBE THEY CAN PARK THE CARS...

Royaly Snubbed?
Submitted By: Double Edge

More power to William and Kate. I could not agree more Obama and Michelle are a total disgrace to the USA. 

This is a Royal HOOT! I love it and hats off to William and Kate. I hope they stick by their guns!!!!!

Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding: President Barack Obama and Michelle are not invited! Michelle is livid over the snub and Obama can’t believe it!

What is happening and what can I do about it seems to be the thoughts in Obama’s head.

Meanwhile, William and Kate have it together. Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning a royal wedding April, 2011.  Prince William personally told the wedding planners to strike the Obama’s from the guest list. He stated, “He did not want Michelle Obama trying to pull her center of attention ploy trying to upstage Kate on Kate’s wedding day”.

Sources reveal that William states, “She may run Obama, but she doesn’t run him or England ”. The Democrats and Obama would like to play the race card as they have done so many times in America , but it is difficult when other black heads of states are invited to the wedding and will be warmly received.

Now, what is the future King of England ’s reasons for Snubbing the Obama’s to the world and making them a laughing stock.  

First, it has nothing to do with America beyond being so stupid as to elect such low class imperfection to the office of President and First Lady. The decisions that they make can and will affect the World.

Secondly, Michelle called his mother Diana an "over-sexed clothes horse" and further stated that she, Michelle, was more popular than Diana ever was.

Thirdly, Michelle Obama showed her butt at every major social function endeavoring to be the Queen in the lime light.  In other words, just a lack of class.

Fourthly, the Queen Mother, William’s grand mother also has her reasons. Obama refused to bow to her, but a few days later bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia. Michelle manhandled her by becoming too familiar by putting her arm around her.  The Queen only shakes hands with gloves on. Those are the Traditions and it is still honored by the Royals. The Queen said to her staff, “Never allow that woman to be in the same room with me again” and she meant every word of it. The gifts from Obama and Michelle were both tacky and in poor taste. It is all a matter of class.

In addition, the Queen Mother supported Prince William in his decision, due to the fact, the word is out about the lavish booze parties at the White House, the expensive vacations and state visits that cost the American tax payers billions of dollars un-necessarily when the American people need the resources. We here at True American can’t decide if it is just low class, no class, big a_s or all that has just been mentioned.

The Obama’s are desperately trying to make it a slight against America. Every past Head of State has always been invited. This is not a state function and William is not yet a Sovereign. It is just a multi-million dollar private wedding and the Obama’s have been royally snubbed by the British Royals; not America, just the present classless leaders.

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IF...?

If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?

If George W. Bush joined the country of   Mexico   and sued a state in the   United States   to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder whose side he was on?

If George W. Bush had put 87000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one company had an accident would you have agreed?

If George W. Bush had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of   England   an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of   Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited   Austria   and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States, would you have said that he is clueless.

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to  Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in  Texas , would you havethought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okay’d Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue  with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything?

Every statement is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. 

Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

READING IS FUNDAMENTAL

 

CONSTITUTION? HE DON'T NEED NO CONSTITUTION! OR DO HE?

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OBAMACARE

A doctor from Israel says:  
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".



The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into
another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.

A Russian doctor says:
That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, then we put it
into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.


The US doctor answers immediately:
That's nothing colleagues, you are way far behind us . . . in the USA (about two years ago!!!) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls . . . we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!!!!

 

OBAMA AND THE POPE: LIVE AT YANKEE STADIUM

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD  ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Egypt they intend to cut off Americas supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell , AT&T and AOL customer service reps .

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.

It is gonna get ugly, people.

ONLY IN AMERIKA

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock, (MADE IN JAPAN )  for 6 am.                                                   

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor,  (MADE IN HONG KONG)                                              
                                                                                                                 
He put on a dress shirt  (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans  (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)                                                
                                                                                                                 
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)  to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with gas (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying American job.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer, (Made in MALAYSIA) John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals, (MADE IN BRAZIL ),  poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE )  and turned on his TV  (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA                                                   

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT…MADE IN KENYA 

BLAME

SEPTIC TANK TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

 

"AMERICAN" MECCA MANIACS GONE WILD

*Publisher's Note: This tidbit was sent by PIGster Double Edge. Scroll down and you'll see how America is becoming a real fun place...for those that hate it.


  
    Kareem  Shora

  Arif  Alikhan


Well, boys and girls, today the  fox is guarding the hen house. The wolves will be herding the  sheep!

Obama appointed two devout Muslims to homeland security  posts.

Obama and Janet Napolitano appointed Arif Alikhan, a devout  Muslim, as Assistant Secretary for Policy Development. DHS Secretary Janet  Napolitano swore-in Kareem Shora, a devout Muslim, who was born in  Damascus, Syria, as ADC National Executive Director as a member of the  Homeland Security Advisory Council (HSAC). 

NOTE: Has anyone ever  heard a new government official being identified as a 'devout Catholic," a  "devout Jew" or a "devout Protestant"...? 
Just wondering.  

Devout Muslims being appointed to critical Homeland Security  positions? Doesn't this make you feel safer already?? That should make our  home land much safer, huh!?

Wasn't it "devout Muslim men" who flew  planes into U.S. buildings 8 1/2 years ago?  Wasn't it a "devout Muslim man" who killed 13 at Fort Hood?


Checked this on Snopes and it's  true:

See http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/dhs.asp

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS

*Publisher's Note To PIGsters, And Especially The Secret Service. Please Don't Knock On Our Door. We're Merely The Messengers Of This Way Funny Story. Are You Ready For Some UFC Fun?

Obviously, The Messiah's assigned bodyguards have no sense of humor when they heard of UFC fighter Jacob Volkmann challenging Obama to step in the ring, put up their dukes and have a good old fashioned throwdown., man to man.

Obama's hired guns didn't really read between the lines of Volkmann's statements and realize it was Volkmann's overloaded testerone levels that was doing the talking and paid Mr. Volkmann a visit.

Now, after reading the following story, one has to wonder. If Obama is truly 'The One', why didn't Obama take up Volkmann's challenge, or at least pay Volkmann a personal visit himself?

Here's the story from online sources.

UFC Fighter Jacob Volkmann Calls Out President Barack Obama,
Gets A Visit From the Secret Service

UFC lightweight Jacob Volkmann, following his UFC 125 win over Antonio McKee, declared that he wanted to fight President Barack Obama for his next fight.

His words got him a visit from the Secret Service on Tuesday.

Volkmann, who is based out of Minnesota, told MMAFighting.com after his win over McKee that he wanted to face Obama because he disagreed with many of his policies.

After defeating McKee, Volkmann was asked who he would like to fight next. Volkmann first requested Clay Guida, then said “Actually, Obama. He’s not too bright … Someone needs to knock some sense into that idiot. I just don’t like what Barack is doing.”

That comment got the government’s attention, as just days later, the Secret Service came to chat with the fighter.

“It happened on Tuesday, I was coaching youth practice, and then two guys came up and one of the other coaches that was helping me out, they said there was a cop and another guy out there waiting for me,” Volkmann told MMAWeekly.com. “I went out there and the guy introduced himself and said he was from the Secret Service and he wanted to ask me some questions about UFC 125 and my quote. He said there were people calling in to D.C. telling them that somebody, me, was threatening the President.”

The Secret Service showed up both at his residence and during a youth wrestling camp he coaches.

The interview is a formality, as the Secret Service investigates all potential threats made against the President, but Wednesday should be the close of the matter for Volkmann.

“This guy had the whole interview on a piece of paper and it had my picture and everything,” said Volkmann. “He was like ‘is this what you said?’ and I said, ‘yes it is.’ He’s like ‘I want to let you know I’m a little embarrassed for coming here and doing this because obviously nothing happened.’ He actually apologized for coming, but he had to come. He wanted to make sure I wasn’t going to D.C to hurt the President.

“The thing is, I got home and I checked my e-mail and I had about 20 e-mails and one of them, one of ladies had actually contacted the FBI and the Secret Service, and she was telling me that she was going to do it.”

The person who contacted Volkmann, according to the fighter, was a member of the election committee that worked for President Obama’s campaign.

Volkmann, who is also a chiropractor, wanted to clarify the statements he made in the original interview as well, because he says that was the reason most people seemed upset with him in the first place.

Volkmann, a chiropractor, says that he was trying to make a point about the health-care law, with which he disagrees. “People were misunderstanding the point of view I was going for with the health care plan. That’s why they were getting so upset. I’m thinking about the provider, I’m a chiropractor, so I’m thinking about my point of view, not everyone getting insurance. They don’t have to worry about getting denied, which is good I guess, just not good for health care providers,” said Volkmann.

SUPER OBAMA GIRL MAKES OUR DAY

Almost all Obama Zombies, when exposed on our pages are subject to our brand of ridicule and humiliation.

Executive orders do however, allow us to grant a pardon from time to time, and Super Obama Girl/Groupie/Zombie has been granted mercy by The F.S.O.P. due to her 'talents.'

Once you click the link below and scroll down and get the picture, you'll understand why she was unanimously granted a PIG style pardon.

We are a nation of checks and balances, and well, she checks out just fine and can probably balance a pretty healthy budget, and then some, with her 'talents.'

So, here she comes to save the day.

>>> Super Obama Girl >>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=JVAhr4hZDJE&vq=medium#t=19

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSER...WE THE PEOPLE

The following was sent our way by dedicated PIGster, Lone Star.

It's a little message from We The People to our Sellout-In-Chief.

After viewing the clip, please pass it along to any uninformed Zombie that still blindly believes The One is, "The One."

Enjoy, and while viewing it, be sure to turn up the volume, so We The People can be heard loud and clear from sea to shining sea.

>>> We The People >>>

LET'S REVIEW HEALTHCARE

*The following was lifted from American Digest.org

Let me get this straight……

We've passed a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it.

It was passed by a Congress that hadn’t read it but exempted themselves from it.

It was signed by a president that also hadn’t read it and who smokes.

The funding is administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes.

It is all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

NEW FALL FASHIONS

The Acorn Cap With The Nut Still Attached

HOW'S THIS FOR CHANGE?

Happy Halloween From Oblackula

OBAMANOMICS: STEALING MORE THAN CANDY FROM A BABY

 

FINGERED

 

"...WHEN IT DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT..."

EXECUTIVE PRIVLEGES

TOON TIME!


 

DEATH WISH


 

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The FSOP heartily endorses this product. Order yours (for a friend, of course) today. Makes a great Christmas gift, too!

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OBAMANOPOLY MONEY


 

NO CAPTION NECESSARY

 

THE ONE

From PIGster Lone Star: How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One."

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed."

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the people said "Sock it to them!"

"And redistribute their wealth." And the people said, "Show us the money!" And the he said, "redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."

And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"

And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"

And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.

And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
about higher electric rates."

So "The One" said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing."

And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.

The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more.

And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"

And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.

And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like
unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.

You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW

DREAMS OF OUR COUNTRY

Dreams...We All Have 'Em...

HERE'S JUST ONE OF MINE!!!

 

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!



I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.


When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys


They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink



He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!


' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!



They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!


So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Amen

 

SORRY, STEVE


*Publisher's Note: The PIGdom loves the late great actor, Steve McQueen who starred in a classic car dude movie called Bullit, and we hope he has a sense of humor regarding this posting.

Steve, no disrespect intended, but we hope if you're turning in your grave, it's in laughter.at the clown satirically portrayed below.


 

THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP

Who sez Obama is a wussy?

Us Navy Launches the USS Barack H. Obama

The ship is the first of its kind in the U.S. Navy and is a standing legacy to President Barack Obama for his foresight in military budget cuts and his conduct while President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminium and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.


The crew is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of America at all costs!

An on - board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the U.S. Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defence, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Barack Obama has orders to seek refuge in the military free zone of San Francisco Bay.

The ship may be positioned near the Democrat Party Headquarters for photo - ops.

The Obamas are said to be very proud.

A COACHABLE MOMENT FROM THE GIPPER


 

ANGRY MEAL

Can I have my f**king fries with that?!???

 

A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS

Saw these photos on the Internet about a person's mind and his desk...

William F. Buckley

Nat Hentoff

Albert Einstein

And of course, Numb Nuts


T-SHIRT TIME!!!

This guy was photographed at Hobby Airport in Houston today while waiting for a flight. He was getting a 'thumbs-up' and applause from most of the crowd!!!

TOON TIME!!!

 

WHERE'S MONICA?

We trust you're mature enough to read the following and not bust your gut laughing.

NO CAPTION NEEDED

 

"...A VAST CONFEDERACY OF FOOLS..."

Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out.

"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president." 

 

A MESSAGE FROM "E.M. CITIZEN"

This billboard is at the northeast corner of U.S. 59 and State Highway 43, across from Marshall High School, Marshall, Texas.

Should be some stimulus funds left to put some of these up around the country!

STUCK ON STUPID


 

THE PERFECT MARXIST STORM

OVERWHELM THE SYSTEM
By
WAYNE ALLYN ROOT

Barrack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he's doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos -- thereby destroying capitalism and our country from within. 

Barack Obama was my college classmate (Columbia University, class of '83). As Glen Beck correctly predicted from day one, Obama is following the plan of Cloward & Piven, two professors at Columbia University. They outlined a plan to socialize America by overwhelming the system with government spending and entitlement demands. Add up the clues below. Taken individually they're alarming. Taken as a whole, it is a brilliant, Machiavellian game plan to turn the United States into a socialist/Marxist state with a permanent majority that desperately needs government for survival ... and can be counted on to always vote for bigger government. Why not? They have no responsibility to pay for it.


- Universal health care. The health care bill had very little to do with health care. It had everything to do with unionizing millions of hospital and health care workers, as well as adding 15,000 to 20,000 new IRS agents (who will join government employee unions). Obama doesn't care that giving free health care to 30 million Americans will add trillions to the national debt. What he does care about is that it cements the dependence of those 30 million voters to Democrats and big government. Who but a socialist revolutionary would pass this reckless spending bill in the middle of a depression?

- Cap and trade. Like health care legislation having nothing to do with health care, cap and trade has nothing to do with global warming. It has everything to do with redistribution of income, government control of the economy and a criminal payoff to Obama's biggest contributors. Those powerful and wealthy unions and contributors (like GE, which owns NBC, MSNBC and CNBC) can then be counted on to support everything Obama wants. They will kickback hundreds of millions of dollars in contributions to Obama and the Democratic Party to keep them in power. The bonus is that all the new taxes on Americans with bigger cars, bigger homes and businesses helps Obama "spread the wealth around."


- Make Puerto Rico a state. Why? Who's asking for a 51st state? Who's asking for millions of new welfare recipients and government entitlement addicts in the middle of a depression?  Certainly not American taxpayers. But this has been Obama's plan all along. His goal is to add two new Democrat senators, five Democrat congressman and a million loyal Democratic voters who are dependent on big government.

- Legalize 12 million illegal immigrants. Just giving these 12 million potential new citizens free health care alone could overwhelm the system and bankrupt America. But it adds 12 million reliable new Democrat voters who can be counted on to support big government. Add another few trillion dollars in welfare, aid to dependent children, food stamps, free medical, education, tax credits for the poor, and eventually Social Security.

- Stimulus and bailouts. Where did all that money go? It went to Democrat contributors, organizations (ACORN), and unions -- including billions of dollars to save or create jobs of government employees across the country. It went to save GM and Chrysler so that their employees could keep paying union dues. It went to AIG so that Goldman Sachs could be bailed out (after giving Obama almost $1 million in contributions). A staggering $125 billion went to teachers (thereby protecting their union dues). All those public employees will vote loyally Democrat to protect their bloated salaries and pensions that are bankrupting America. The country goes broke, future generations face a bleak future, but Obama, the Democrat Party, government, and the unions grow more powerful. The ends justify the means.


- Raise taxes on small business owners, high-income earners, and job creators. Put the entire burden on only the top 20 percent of taxpayers, redistribute the income, punish success, and reward those who did nothing to deserve it (except vote for Obama). Reagan wanted to dramatically cut taxes in order to starve the government. Obama wants to dramatically raise taxes to starve his political opposition.

With the acts outlined above, Obama and his regime have created a vast and rapidly expanding constituency of voters dependent on big government; a vast privileged class of public employees who work for big government; and a government dedicated to destroying capitalism and installing themselves as socialist rulers by overwhelming the system.

Add it up and you've got the perfect Marxist scheme -- all devised by my Columbia University college classmate Barack Obama using the Cloward and Piven Plan.

*Publishers Note: For further jaw dropping reading on the Cloward-Piven Strategy, we suggest you refer to the following American Thinker article.

 

GULF CLEANUP: THE MOTHER OF ALL TARBALLS FOUND ON BEACH

 

TOON TIME!!!

From Award Winning Cartoonist Michael Ramirez@Townhall.com

 

DAMN DETAILS

Can you spot what is missing at Barack Obama's press conference?

Clue: It's not his teleprompters.

See other Presidential pictures for more hints.

Give up?

There's no American Flag in Obama's picture.

Accident? Intentional?

"We The People" will be the judge of that!

THE BUCK GETS PASSED HERE

 

LOOKS LIKE THE HONEYMOON'S OVER


 

GOD AND COUNTRY DENIED: OBAMA DOES A DRIVE-BY ON FLY-BY

Subject: Military Fly Over Denied

Unbelievable, isn't it!!! Everyone needs to see this. I foresee many flyovers by the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels will be canceled in the next three years also.  Also demonstrations by the Golden Knights and our service bands. This guy OBAMA is out of control!!!

Obama denied a military flyover at the annual “God and Country” rally in Idaho, where new military recruits were inducted and all military were honored. This is the first time in 42 years that there has not been a military flyover in formation, and organizers were stunned that Obama refused to allow this.   

When the lady organizing the event contacted the Pentagon to ask why this was not allowed, as it had occurred every year for 42 years, she was told it was because of the event’s “Christian nature.”

The video also mentions that when Obama made a recent speech, a cross and a Christian symbol for Jesus had to be covered first.

This is beyond unbelievable action by the Commander in Chief and our President, and the Americans need to know about it!

Confirmed:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/flyover.asp

YouTube - Obama Denies Flyover of 'GOD & Country Rally'-1st Time In 42 Yrs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGMuN_Ep38

WATCH THIS BEFORE IT'S PULLED AND SEND TO EVERY
AMERICAN PATRIOT YOU KNOW!

"WE THE PEOPLE..."

This was pictured on the back of a U.S. Marine's Jeep.

Priceless!

 

OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE, PART II: FINALLY THE REAL DEAL?

PIG's crack, covert correspondent anonymously uncovered perhaps the most definitive evidence to date of an authentic Obama birth certificate.

You be the judge.

 

THE PLOT THICKENS ???

Well, here it is!

Lolo Soetoro, Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro, baby
Maya Soetoro, and 9 year old Barry Soetoro.

This registration document, made available on Jan. 24, 2007, by the Fransiskus Assisi school in Jakarta, Indonesia, shows the registration of Barack Obama under the name
Barry Soetoro made by his step-father, Lolo Soetoro.

Name: Barry Soetoro
Religion: Islam
Nationality: Indonesian

How did this little INDONESIAN Muslim child - Barry Soetoro, (A.K.A. Barack Obama) get around the issue of nationality to become President of the United States of America ?

In a move certain to fuel the debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group "Americans for Freedom of Information" has released copies of President Obama's college transcripts from Occidental College ..

The transcript indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid as a foreign student from Indonesia while an undergraduate at the school. The transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California . The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation Scholarship program. To qualify for this scholarship, a student must claim foreign citizenship.

This document provides the smoking gun that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking - that he is NOT a natural-born citizen of the United States - necessary to be President of these United States . Along with the evidence that he was first born in Kenya, here we see that there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship.

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records.

Mr. Kreep indicated that the investigation is still on-going but that the final report will be provided to the U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder.

Mr. Holder has refused comment on this matter.

I WANNA TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE, PAT!!!

This is an actual T-Shirt and you can order yours at:
Zazzle.com

BARNEY FIFE FINALLY GETS IT RIGHT


 

OUTSOURCING WE CAN LIVE WITH


LATE NIGHT OBAMA-ISMS

Late Night TV on Obama-isms

Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. (Leno)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Leno)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (O'Brien)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. (Leno)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (Letterman)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America! (Fallon)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. (Kimmel)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. (Letterman)

 

TOON TIME!!!

 

BUMPER STICKER OF THE YEAR

Submitted By: PIGster Rod

THE NEO-NARCISSIST

Israeli Psychologist On Obama 

Dr. Sam Vaknin is an Israeli psychologist and has written extensively about narcissism. Dr. Vaknin states "I must confess I was impressed by Sen. Barack Obama from the first time I saw him. At first I was excited to see a black candidate. He looked youthful, spoke well, appeared to be confident - a wholesome presidential package. I was put off soon, not just because of his shallowness but also because there was an air of haughtiness in his demeanor that was unsettling. His posture and his body language were louder than his empty words.

Obama's speeches are unlike any political speech we have heard in American history. Never had a politician in this land had such a quasi "religious" impact on so many people. The fact that Obama is a total incognito with zero accomplishments, makes this inexplicable infatuation alarming. Obama is not an ordinary man. He is not a genius. In fact he is quite ignorant on most important subjects. Dr . Sam Vaknin, the author of the Malignant Self Love believes "Barack Obama appears to be a narcissist." 

Vaknin is a world authority on narcissism. He understands narcissism and describes the inner mind of a narcissist like no other person. When he talks about narcissism everyone listens.

Vaknin says that Obama's language, posture and demeanor, and the testimonies of his closest, dearest friends suggest that the Senator is either a narcissist or he may have narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) Narcissists project a grandiose but false image of themselves. Jim Jones, the charismatic leader of People's Temple, the man who led over 900 of his followers to cheerfully commit mass suicide and even murder their own children was also a narcissist. David Koresh, Charles Manson, Joseph Koni, Shoko Asahara, Stalin, Saddam, Mao,Kim Jong Ill and Adolph Hitler are a few examples of narcissists of our time. All these men had a tremendous influence over their fanciers. They created a personality cult around themselves and with their blazing speeches elevated their admirers, filled their hearts with enthusiasm and instilled in their minds a new zest for life. They gave them hope! They promised them the moon, but alas, invariably they brought them to their doom .

When you are a victim of a cult of personality, you don't know it until it is too late. One determining factor in the development of NPD is childhood abuse. "Obama's early life was decidedly chaotic and replete with traumatic and mentally bruising dislocations,"says Vaknin. "Mixed-race marriages were even less common then. His parents went through a divorce when he was an infant (two years old). Obama saw his father only once again, before he died in a car accident. Then his mother re-married and Obama had to relocate to Indonesia, a foreign land with a radically foreign culture, to be raised by a step-father. At the age of ten, he was whisked off to live with his maternal (white)grandparents. He saw his mother only intermittently in the following few years and then she vanished from his life in 1979. She died of cancer in 1995."

One must never underestimate the manipulative genius of pathological narcissists. They project such an imposing personality that it overwhelms those around them. Charmed by the charisma of the narcissist, people become like clay in his hands. They cheerfully do his bidding and delight to be at his service. The narcissist shapes the world around himself and reduces others in his own inverted image. He creates a cult of personality. His admirers become his co-dependents.

Narcissists have no interest in things that do not help them to reach their personal objective. They are focused on one thing alone and that is power. All other issues are meaningless to them and they do not want to waste their precious time on trivialities. Anything that does not help them is beneath them and do not deserve their attention.

If an issue raised in the Senate does not help Obama in one way or another, he has no interest in it. The "present" vote is a safe vote. No one can criticize him if things go wrong. Those issues are unworthy by their very nature because they are not about him.

Obama's election as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review led to a contract and advance to write a book about race relations. The University of Chicago Law School provided him a lot longer than expected and at the end it evolved into, guess what? His own autobiography! Instead of writing a scholarly paper focusing on race relations, for which he had been paid, Obama could not resist writing about his most sublime self. He entitled the book Dreams From My Father. Not surprisingly, Adolph Hitler also wrote his own autobiography when he was still a nobody. So did Stalin. For a narcissist no subject is as important as his own self. Why would he waste his precious time and genius writing about insignificant things when he can write about such an august being as himself?

Narcissists are often callous and even ruthless. As the norm, they lack conscience. This is evident from Obama's lack of interest in his own brother who lives on only one dollar per month. A man who lives in luxury, who takes a private jet to vacation in Hawaii, and who has raised nearly half a billion dollars for his campaign (something unprecedented in history) has no interest in the plight of his own brother. Why? Because, his brother cannot be used for his ascent to power. A narcissist cares for no one but himself. This election is like no other in the history of America. The issues are insignificant compared to what is at stake.

What can be more dangerous than having a man bereft of conscience, a serial liar, and one who cannot distinguish his fantasies from reality as the leader of the free world?

I hate to sound alarmist, but one is a fool if one is not alarmed. Many politicians are narcissists. They pose no threat to others. They are simply self serving and selfish. Obama evidences symptoms of pathological narcissism, which is different from the run-of-the-mill narcissism of a Richard Nixon or a Bill Clinton for example. To him reality and fantasy are intertwined. This is a mental health issue, not just a character flaw. Pathological narcissists are dangerous because they look normal and even intelligent. It is this disguise that makes them treacherous.

Today the Democrats have placed all their hopes in Obama. But this man could put an end to their party. The great majority of blacks have also decided to vote for Obama. Only a fool does not know that their support for him is racially driven. This is racism, pure and simple. The downside of this is that if Obama turns out to be the disaster I predict, he will cause widespread resentment among the whites. The blacks are unlikely to give up their support of their man. Cultic mentality is pernicious and unrelenting. They will dig their heads deeper in the sand and blame Obama's detractors of racism. This will cause a backlash among the whites.

The white supremacists will take advantage of the discontent and they will receive widespread support. I predict that in less than four years, racial tensions will increase to levels never seen since the turbulent 1960's. Obama will set the clock back decades. America is the bastion of freedom. The peace of the world depends on the strength of America, and its weakness translates into the triumph of terrorism and victory of rogue nations. It is no wonder that Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, the Castrists, the Hezbollah, the Hamas, the lawyers of the Guantanamo terrorists and virtually all sworn enemies of America are so thrilled by the prospect of their man in the White House.

America is on the verge of destruction. There is no insanity greater than electing a pathological narcissist as president.

THE UNVIELING

With breathless anticipation, the crowd awaits the unvieling of the Obama statue.

 

JERK OFF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE


 

GUNG HO-HUM

This came from a Marine's wife. It says it all:


"I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a year ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism when Barack Obama took his Oath of office...

However, all that pride quickly vanished, as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President.

It was then that I realized how far America's Military had deteriorated.

Every damned one of them missed."

TRUE COLORS

The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press.'  The author (Dale Lindsborg) is employed by none other than the very liberal Washington Post!!

From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008  11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" The THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.

General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".

'Senator' Obama replied:

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides." "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."

Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm Americato the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments."

"When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past."

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family.  Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America. "

WHAAAAAAAT, the Hell is that!!!

Yes, you read it right.

I, for one, am speechless!!!

Dale Lindsborg, Washington Post

HAS ANYONE SEEN MONICA LEWINSKY?


 

BYE BYE, BARRY

Seems like the residents of downtown Jakarta, Indonesia are on to something us Yanks are a bit slow catching on with.

There was a statue erected in downtown Jakarta's Taman Menteng Park of...Ta-Da, Barry Obama due to the fact that he attended an elementary school there as a youth. However, as a result of a Facebook petition submitted to the Mayor of Jakarkta and the statue will be relocated, or evicted, elsewhere.

I was turned on to this story by Hambo's Page One Tasty Tidbits posting on this subject, but now it's time to reveal some real inside info.

Betcha didn't know Mrs. Porcus is an Indonesian who grew up right around the corner from the park the statue was erected in, and her, along with many Indonesians weighs in with the following to say:

Kami orang orang America mengucapkan be ribu ribu terima kasi, atas keputusan orang orang Jakarta, memindahkan statute Assh**e Barak Obama, dari Taman Menteng.

Karna Taman Menteng seharusnya hanya untuk warga Indonesian patriot's.

Bukan untuk orang yang hanya sekolah di Indonesia four tahun dan menjadi President USA.

Translated in English, that means "Thanks for nothing and that park is dedicated to Indonesian Patriot's and not for fly-by-night temporary residents and the citizen's of Indonesia are smart enough to smell a rat bastard sellout like Barry and do something about the insult to their rich and ancient culture by evicting him."

Our concern is not for the pigeon shit depository of a statue that will be relocated, hopefully in the active volcano Krakatoa, but the birds that will have to find a new place to take a dump.

For some reason, bird shit on a Barak statue seems to make a fitting and nifty fashion statement and we would hate to see those poor birds deprived.

If you want to join the Facebook Indonesia fun, click

>>> Here >>>

Now, if a likeness of Obama half a world away with the help of an online petition gets rid of Obama, when the hell are Americans going to follow suit by evicting the real Obama?

OBAMA'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS


It's All Bush's Fault...


TOON TIME!!

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

COMING SOON: FREE MEDICAL CARE

TOUCHING

Normally, I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching.

I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it.

Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

This is so beautiful...

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barak! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

HELLO ASSH**E

HELLO... After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive', Barrack Hussein Obama has now been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected.

So, Osama himself decided to send Barrack Hussein Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H

Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden.

Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.

Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it. And within a minute McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply:

'Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down'

TOON TIME!!!

 

A LETTER FROM THE BOSS

As CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barak Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change, and I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN OBAMA

Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because Sailors like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because Marines like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck.

Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.

Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't have entitlement demands.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t throw you under the bus.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't cut and run.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't phony.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't flip-flop.

Beer is better than Obama because beer’s ingredients known for sure.

Beer is better than Obama because beer makes people happy.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't promoted on National Public Radio.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care how much you make.

Beer is better than Obama because a beer won't blame America for 9/11.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't a lawyer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.

Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed the pentagon.

Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an empty suit.

Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't tell you what you want to hear.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is worth what you pay for it.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care what color you are.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't want to take away your gun.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is popular with working people.

Beer is better than Obama because beers don't start out as empties.

Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.

No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.

A beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the good times are gone.

Beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.

Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a long, long time.

THE WHITE HOUSE DOES TAKE IT'S TOLL

POLICE BLOTTER FOLDER

Let's see here.  I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal (it keeps my cholesterol down), put on my new 'Obama: Change We Can Believe In" T-shirt', grab my 9 and a few rounds, hold up a convenience store, and then go buy some crack. Who knows, maybe I'll slap the wife around a little bit too... I don't know if I'll have time."

New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots
These Are Actual Police Photos.

Did you ever see anyone arrested wearing an Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, or even Nixon, or Bob Dole shirt?

There MUST be a message here, but I can't quite grasp it. Maybe you can help me out here....

TOON TIME!!!

 

WHAT, MICHELLE WORRY?

"In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, " Michelle Obama

No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession. Just think Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary.


How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Ms. Michelle are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public:

1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)

9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life.. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.

Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air For
ce One to Europe .

Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press   http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652


Yeh, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America !

SICKENING.........ISN'T IT


Bet you didn't know that before playing the role of Messiah, Obama had actually been considered for several of Hollywood's most memorable films.

BONNIE AND CLYDE

GONE WITH THE WIND

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

OBAMA TO TAX ASPIRIN

Obama To Tax Aspirin.....

I just heard that Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin because it's white and it works.

HOPE 'N CHANGE TOONS

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OBAMA AND SAINT PETER...AGAIN

St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.

He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and what did you do on

Earth?'

The fellow says, 'I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States '

St. Peter says, 'The U.S.A.? Black President? You gotta be kidding me!

When did this happen?'

Obama says, 'About ten minutes ago.

TOON TIME!!!

 

REMEMBER HIM?

 

 

 

 

 
 
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