Welcome to PIG's Outhouse, a new section that contains all the Obama crap that's been stinking up and overflowing our in-boxes. We had to create a new page because you have to actually earn a Steaming Load, and the folks running our Dumpster page don't want to lower their standards.

It's open season on Obama and PIG's In-box is filling up with so much Obama material from our readers at such a furious pace that we decided to create a page to showcase all the stellar stuff that comes our way.

It's no secret that anything related to Obama is such an easy target for not just his detractors, but even the casual observer.

We dedicate this page to lampooning everything Obama. From Him, His policies, His appointees, administration, ACORN, even His Nobel bling and especially His brain dead disciples, zombies and apologists, everything is fair game.

The supply of Obama fodder is endless and we've had an arsenal of some pretty creative written and graphic material cross our desks.

So, sit back and enjoy our Obama-Palooza that is guaranteed to provide you with hours of PIGish entertainment, and as usual, The F.S.O.P. welcomes Obama material in all shapes and forms, so don't be shy about sending us your take on Obama.

Before we begin, let us bow our heads with the following...

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a rented home with an overseas landlord.

I am still glad I'm an American.
I am glad that I am free.
But I often wish I were a dog...
And Obama was a tree.

"I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a year ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism when Barack Obama took his Oath of office...

However, all that pride quickly vanished, as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President.

It was then that I realized how far America's Military had deteriorated.

Every damned one of them missed."

TRUE COLORS

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The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press.'  The author (Dale Lindsborg) is employed by none other than the very liberal Washington Post!!

From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008  11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" The THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag.

General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171...During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It".

'Senator' Obama replied:

"As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides." "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing."

Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm Americato the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of waring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments."

"When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations of Islam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past."

"Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family.  Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America. "

WHAAAAAAAT, the Hell is that!!!

Yes, you read it right.

I, for one, am speechless!!!

Dale Lindsborg, Washington Post

HAS ANYONE SEEN MONICA LEWINSKY?

Seems like the residents of downtown Jakarta, Indonesia are on to something us Yanks are a bit slow catching on with.

There was a statue erected in downtown Jakarta's Taman Menteng Park of...Ta-Da, Barry Obama due to the fact that he attended an elementary school there as a youth. However, as a result of a Facebook petition submitted to the Mayor of Jakarkta and the statue will be relocated, or evicted, elsewhere.

I was turned on to this story by Hambo's Page One Tasty Tidbits posting on this subject, but now it's time to reveal some real inside info.

Betcha didn't know Mrs. Porcus is an Indonesian who grew up right around the corner from the park the statue was erected in, and her, along with many Indonesians weighs in with the following to say:

Kami orang orang America mengucapkan be ribu ribu terima kasi, atas keputusan orang orang Jakarta, memindahkan statute Assh**e Barak Obama, dari Taman Menteng.

Karna Taman Menteng seharusnya hanya untuk warga Indonesian patriot's.

Bukan untuk orang yang hanya sekolah di Indonesia four tahun dan menjadi President USA.

Translated in English, that means "Thanks for nothing and that park is dedicated to Indonesian Patriot's and not for fly-by-night temporary residents and the citizen's of Indonesia are smart enough to smell a rat bastard sellout like Barry and do something about the insult to their rich and ancient culture by evicting him."

Our concern is not for the pigeon shit depository of a statue that will be relocated, hopefully in the active volcano Krakatoa, but the birds that will have to find a new place to take a dump.

For some reason, bird shit on a Barak statue seems to make a fitting and nifty fashion statement and we would hate to see those poor birds deprived.

If you want to join the Facebook Indonesia fun, click

>>> Here >>>

Now, if a likeness of Obama half a world away with the help of an online petition gets rid of Obama, when the hell are Americans going to follow suit by evicting the real Obama?

It's All Bush's Fault...

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it.

Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

This is so beautiful...

A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barak! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

So, Osama himself decided to send Barrack Hussein Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H

Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden.

Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.

Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it. And within a minute McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply:

'Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down'

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change, and I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Beer is better than Obama because Sailors like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because Marines like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck.

Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.

Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't have entitlement demands.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t throw you under the bus.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't cut and run.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't phony.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't flip-flop.

Beer is better than Obama because beer’s ingredients known for sure.

Beer is better than Obama because beer makes people happy.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't promoted on National Public Radio.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care how much you make.

Beer is better than Obama because a beer won't blame America for 9/11.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.

Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't a lawyer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.

Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed the pentagon.

Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an empty suit.

Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't tell you what you want to hear.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is worth what you pay for it.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care what color you are.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't want to take away your gun.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is popular with working people.

Beer is better than Obama because beers don't start out as empties.

Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.

No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.

A beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the good times are gone.

Beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.

Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a long, long time.

POLICE BLOTTER FOLDER

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Let's see here.  I need to shower, shave, eat some oatmeal (it keeps my cholesterol down), put on my new 'Obama: Change We Can Believe In" T-shirt', grab my 9 and a few rounds, hold up a convenience store, and then go buy some crack. Who knows, maybe I'll slap the wife around a little bit too... I don't know if I'll have time."

New Fashion Rage In Police Mug Shots
These Are Actual Police Photos.

Did you ever see anyone arrested wearing an Eisenhower, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, or even Nixon, or Bob Dole shirt?

There MUST be a message here, but I can't quite grasp it. Maybe you can help me out here....

TOON TIME!!!

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WHAT, MICHELLE WORRY?

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"In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, " Michelle Obama

No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession. Just think Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary.

How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Ms. Michelle are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public:

1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life.. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.

Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe .

Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press   http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652

Yeh, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America !

SICKENING.........ISN'T IT

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Bet you didn't know that before playing the role of Messiah, Obama had actually been considered for several of Hollywood's most memorable films.

BONNIE AND CLYDE

GONE WITH THE WIND

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

OBAMA TO TAX ASPIRIN

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Obama To Tax Aspirin.....

I just heard that Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin because it's white and it works.

HOPE 'N CHANGE TOONS

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HopeNChangeCartoons.com

OBAMA AND SAINT PETER...AGAIN

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St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.

He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and what did you do on

Earth?'

The fellow says, 'I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States '

St. Peter says, 'The U.S.A.? Black President? You gotta be kidding me!

When did this happen?'

Obama says, 'About ten minutes ago.

TOON TIME!!!

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REMEMBER HIM?

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