Toxic Toons, like our PIGallery and PIGraphics sections, is a compilation of material sent our way. Over the years, PIG has posted it, for a short time, then condemned it to a lingering death in cyberspace oblivion.

Here, on Toxic Toons, we atone for our neglect. Here, we salute these unsung artists for their artistic skills, their sharp insight, their deranged wit, and their twisted, utterly PIG-ish, sense of humor.

We shouldn't need to tell you that these are not from your childhood Sunday Funny Section, so don't expect to see cutting edge Family Circus hijinx here. If you're one of those readers who needs a Leroy Jethro Gibbs headslap, consider yourself duly warned.

Some of these will make you mad. Some will make you laugh. Some will no doubt make you think. Some will make you wonder what makes these toon wrangling artists tick, while especially perceptive PIGsters will ask the burning question: what are they smoking that inspires them on a daily basis?

	HEAD SCRATCHERS			EDITORIAL/ POLITICAL		OBAMA TOONS		NAUGHTY/ ADULT
Calling A Spade A Spade				Flush Twice, It's A Long Way To Mecca		F••k You And The Congress You Rode In On		Assuming The Position
What If I Said I Was A Kennedy, Instead?				Isn't It Just Fabulous?		Kool Aid: Nectar Of The Zombies		Street Vendors
Houston, We Have A Problem				XYZ PDQ		Obamas Welcoming Party		The Lay Away Plan
Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Firetruck				Dora The Illegal Explorer?		This Is Proof Enough For Some		Don't Try This At Home
A Taste Of Your Own Medicine, A-Hole				When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be...		Obamas Peeps Take Flying Leaps		Foreplay
Screwed				Budget Cuts, Courtesy Board Of Education		"We're Almost There!"		Life's A Beach
When Words Just Aren't Enough				Take Me To Your Motherf**king Leader		Zombie Pops		Madonna, circa 2025
I'de Rather Have A Gasoline Enema				There Goes The Neighborhood		YOU PAY NOW!!!		Stand Back, Sister! I'll Handle This
Must Be From L.A.				Future Head Writer For PIG		Hypes, Hysterias And Hocus Pocus		Tight Squeeze
Let's Roll				America's Annual Blow Job		Sleevless And Clueless Strike Again		What's In A Name?
Birth Control				Tipping The Scales Of Reality		Up In Smoke		Talk About Stuck
That Sinking Feeling				Bart Got South Park-ed		"Well, Um, See, It's Like This, Ah, Well, Um...		He Must Be Married
Sub-Slime Lending Practices				Galileo: Always Ahead Of His Time		Massa Of Misery		Speechless
The Snow Job				If It Walks Like A Duck...		Looney Tunes		Hey, Mom! can You Whip Up Another Batch?
A Real Golden "D'OH!' Moment				Papal Payola		Obama's Pinkie Puppets		Last Call...Of The Wild
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work He Goes				Quid Pro Quo?		Whiz Bang Technology		Some Habits Are Hard To Break
Phucked Up Phobias				Up In Smoke		The 3 R's		Close Call
Perception Versus Reality				Standing Alone		El Jeffe		Winning Formula
Hallelujah And Amen!!!				Welcome To A Brave New World Of Hurt		Welcome To The Reddest Place On Earth		Listen Up! This Means YOU
Birth Control				Damn Radical Extremists!!!		The Novelty		Anti-Bubba Safety Lock
Say Ahhh!				Going Out Of Business		The Real C-I-C		Anatomy Of A Real Ass
Daffy Duck Decoy				Media Meathead Myopia		Thats It! I Quit!		What Are Friends For?
OMG! WTF!				A Korrectnik Kristmas		The Bear Facts		The Inevitability Of Newton's Law
Yule Love This Yule Drink				Jihad Jimmy & Friends		H.N.I.C.?		False Advertising
Standoff At The Front Door				The Final Assault		For Everything Else, There's MassaCard		Cruelty To Animals!!!
He Said She Said				Left Holding The Bag...		Pigeon-Holed		Brrrr!!!
Yay, America, I Think				Where In The World Is Al?		Government Flow Chart		Happy Hour?
				Giddyup, Slick!		Big Brother		Ho White
When Life Gives You Lemons...				A Korrectnik Thanksgiving		What Are Friends For?		Nookie For Nerds
The World According To Garfield			Left-Wing Rally Bingo Card	Obamarx	Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
The Forgotten Commandment			Korrectnik Brain	Greetings! Obama Style	I Wonder If This Works For Mormons, Too?