PORK CHOPS | TOXIC TOONS

Welcome to PIG's Toxic Toons Page.

Toxic Toons, like our PIGallery and PIGraphics sections, is a compilation of material sent our way. Over the years, PIG has posted it, for a short time, then condemned it to a lingering death in cyberspace oblivion.

Here, on Toxic Toons, we atone for our neglect. Here, we salute these unsung artists for their artistic skills, their sharp insight, their deranged wit, and their twisted, utterly PIG-ish, sense of humor.

We shouldn't need to tell you that these are not from your childhood Sunday Funny Section, so don't expect to see cutting edge Family Circus hijinx here. If you're one of those readers who needs a Leroy Jethro Gibbs headslap, consider yourself duly warned.

Some of these will make you mad. Some will make you laugh. Some will no doubt make you think. Some will make you wonder what makes these toon wrangling artists tick, while especially perceptive PIGsters will ask the burning question: what are they smoking that inspires them on a daily basis?

           
"...But April 15th Is The Worst"
Christmas Collateral Damage
"Very Funny, Tots. Now Where Did You Hide It?"
"Here's Where We Make Stains On Humanity"
Holy Hot 'n' Sour Sauce
Strike Three,
Yer Out!
Stranges Bedfellows?
All In The Family Circus
Prehistoric Geek Squad
Self-Inflicted Idiocy
Hot Dog!
Be Careful What You Wish For
Bad Old Puddy Tat
Converging Points Of View
Hillbilly Healin'
Where's The F**king Rainbow?
Media Mafioso Tactics
Mommy's Escape From reality
The Writing On The Wall
Oh, Shit!
Top Heavy
Hamlet's Other Half
Enter Sandman
Occupational Hazards
Delusions Of Grandeur
The Best Part Of Wakin' Up...
Why Little Johhny Can't Read?
Real 'Fairy' Tales Of The Middle Ages
Advisory: Change Those Bags
Deep Thoughts
No Caption Needed
News Nit-Wit Gone Wild
So WTF Happened?
Ex-Individuals: Class Of 2014
Remember When...
What A Concept!
Oops!
Can't Find What Isn't Lost
Sweet Dreams, Dude
It's Motel 6 Time
Dependency
Whose Choice?
Damned If You Do
Zombies At Work
Another DMV Toon
Making Mormons Look Good
Shuckin' And Jivin'
Carbon Dating
Who Needs Mr. Whipple?
Some Are More Equal Than Others
He'll Even Leave The Lights On For You
Who Are You Calling "Dumb?"
Drooling Around
Good F**king Grief!
NOT Chris Matthews' Hardball
The Hardest Working Man In Town
That's No Way To Ask For Leftovers
Back To The Drawing Board
¡Tele Mundo Time!
It's HIM! That One Dude That Needs To Ask Directions
Kids Ask The Darndest Questions
The Public Trough
Unpopular Mechanics
That's Not The Boogey Man, Kids
From La La Land
Shut up and eat!
Wright On! Over and outta here
Solo Act
Nice knowing you, dude
Trashed!
HE did that!
What a tease, huh, ladies?
Tweeter Dee and Tweeter Dumb
Big Bloomberg IS Watching YOU
O-CRAP?
Self Service
Freak Show
Step Right Up!
Defenders of
'The One'
Mind Reading
Physician, Heal Thyself
This is an Outrage
Barry preaching to the choir
Granny
Humiliation: It Works
I'll Drink To That
He's Had Enough, Like The Rest of Us
Every Day is Hump Day
Where's Mighty Mouse when you need him most?
Another Victim of WINDOWS Shopping
Bondage?
Last Survivors of Gilligans Island
Homer Simpson on Children
Another victim of P.C. Eco-Punks
Obama's Boyz
Surprise!
"Not In Our Day, Huh Orville?"
Practice What You Preach, Punk
Caveat Emptor
Ride 'Em, Cowboy
SURVIVOR: Men's Room Edition
Right About Now, A Healthy Bitch Slap Would Work
"I Did That!"
Balls. Sticks. Whatever.
Soup Du Jour
"I'm A Bottom Feeding Slut, That's Who"
I Apologize For Being Late
Honey, Make Mine A Double
Whoever Writes These Lametard Questions Need To Get A Life
Racecardosaurus:
Doomed To Near Extinction
That Sinking Feeling
"Who Put The Sausage Casing In My Soup?"
An Awkward Moment
"...The Showers Are To The Right"
Back To The Future?
Surprise!
Calling A Spade
A Spade
Flush Twice, It's A Long Way To Mecca
F••k You And The
Congress You Rode In On
Assuming The Position
What If I Said I Was A Kennedy, Instead?
Isn't It Just Fabulous?
Kool Aid: Nectar Of The Zombies
Street Vendors
Houston, We Have A Problem
XYZ PDQ
Obamas Welcoming Party
The Lay Away Plan
Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Firetruck
Dora The Illegal Explorer?
This Is Proof Enough For Some
Don't Try This At Home
A Taste Of Your Own Medicine, A-Hole
When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be...
Obamas Peeps
Take Flying Leaps
Foreplay
Screwed
Budget Cuts, Courtesy Board Of Education
"We're Almost There!"
Life's A Beach
When Words Just Aren't Enough
Take Me To Your Motherf**king Leader
Zombie Pops
Madonna, circa 2025
I'de Rather Have A Gasoline Enema
There Goes The Neighborhood
YOU PAY NOW!!!
Stand Back, Sister! I'll Handle This
Must Be From L.A.
Future Head Writer For PIG
Hypes, Hysterias And Hocus Pocus
Tight Squeeze
Let's Roll
America's Annual Blow Job
Sleevless And Clueless Strike Again
What's In A Name?
Birth Control
Tipping The Scales Of Reality
Up In Smoke
Talk About Stuck
That Sinking Feeling
Bart Got South Park-ed
"Well, Um, See, It's Like This, Ah, Well, Um...
He Must Be Married
Sub-Slime Lending Practices
Galileo: Always Ahead Of His Time
Massa Of Misery
Speechless
The Snow Job
If It Walks Like A Duck...
Looney Tunes
Hey, Mom! can You Whip Up Another Batch?

A Real Golden "D'OH!' Moment

Papal Payola
Obama's Pinkie Puppets
Last Call...Of The Wild
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work He Goes
Quid Pro Quo?
Whiz Bang Technology
Some Habits Are Hard To Break
Phucked Up Phobias
Up In Smoke
The 3 R's
Close Call
Perception Versus Reality
Standing Alone
El Jeffe
Winning Formula
       
Hallelujah And Amen!!!
Welcome To A Brave New World Of Hurt
Welcome To The Reddest Place On Earth
Listen Up!
This Means YOU
Birth Control
Damn Radical Extremists!!!
The Novelty
Anti-Bubba Safety Lock
Say Ahhh!
Going Out Of Business
The Real C-I-C
Anatomy Of A Real Ass
Daffy Duck Decoy
Media Meathead Myopia
Thats It! I Quit!
What Are Friends For?
OMG! WTF!
A Korrectnik Kristmas
The Bear Facts
The Inevitability Of Newton's Law
Yule Love This Yule Drink
Jihad Jimmy
& Friends
H.N.I.C.?
False Advertising
Standoff At The Front Door
The Final Assault
For Everything Else, There's MassaCard
Cruelty To Animals!!!
He Said
She Said
Left Holding The Bag...
Pigeon-Holed
Brrrr!!!
Yay, America, I Think
Where In The World Is Al?
Government Flow Chart
Happy Hour?
Giddyup, Slick!
Big Brother
Ho White
When Life Gives You Lemons...
A Korrectnik
Thanksgiving
What Are Friends For?
Nookie For Nerds
The World According To Garfield
Left-Wing Rally Bingo Card
Obamarx
Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
The Forgotten Commandment
Korrectnik Brain
Greetings!
Obama Style
I Wonder If This Works For Mormons, Too?

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, FOLKS!!!

 
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