Toxic Toons, like our PIGallery and PIGraphics sections, is a compilation of material sent our way. Over the years, PIG has posted it, for a short time, then condemned it to a lingering death in cyberspace oblivion.

Here, on Toxic Toons, we atone for our neglect. Here, we salute these unsung artists for their artistic skills, their sharp insight, their deranged wit, and their twisted, utterly PIG-ish, sense of humor.

We shouldn't need to tell you that these are not from your childhood Sunday Funny Section, so don't expect to see cutting edge Family Circus hijinx here. If you're one of those readers who needs a Leroy Jethro Gibbs headslap, consider yourself duly warned.

Some of these will make you mad. Some will make you laugh. Some will no doubt make you think. Some will make you wonder what makes these toon wrangling artists tick, while especially perceptive PIGsters will ask the burning question: what are they smoking that inspires them on a daily basis?

HEAD SCRATCHERS		EDITORIAL/ POLITICAL		OBAMA TOONS		NAUGHTY/ ADULT
Drooling Around		Good F**king Grief!		NOT Chris Matthews' Hardball		The Hardest Working Man In Town
That's No Way To Ask For Leftovers		Back To The Drawing Board		¡Tele Mundo Time!		It's HIM! That One Dude That Needs To Ask Directions
Kids Ask The Darndest Questions		The Public Trough		Unpopular Mechanics		That's Not The Boogey Man, Kids
From La La Land		Shut up and eat!		Wright On! Over and outta here		Solo Act
Nice knowing you, dude		Trashed!		HE did that!		What a tease, huh, ladies?
Tweeter Dee and Tweeter Dumb		Big Bloomberg IS Watching YOU		O-CRAP?		Self Service
Freak Show		Step Right Up!		Defenders of 'The One'		Mind Reading
Physician, Heal Thyself		This is an Outrage		Barry preaching to the choir		Granny
Humiliation: It Works		I'll Drink To That		He's Had Enough, Like The Rest of Us		Every Day is Hump Day
Where's Mighty Mouse when you need him most?		Another Victim of WINDOWS Shopping		Bondage?		Last Survivors of Gilligans Island
Homer Simpson on Children		Another victim of P.C. Eco-Punks		Obama's Boyz		Surprise!
"Not In Our Day, Huh Orville?"		Practice What You Preach, Punk		Caveat Emptor		Ride 'Em, Cowboy
SURVIVOR: Men's Room Edition		Right About Now, A Healthy Bitch Slap Would Work		"I Did That!"		Balls. Sticks. Whatever.
Soup Du Jour		"I'm A Bottom Feeding Slut, That's Who"		I Apologize For Being Late		Honey, Make Mine A Double
Whoever Writes These Lametard Questions Need To Get A Life		Racecardosaurus: Doomed To Near Extinction		That Sinking Feeling		"Who Put The Sausage Casing In My Soup?"
An Awkward Moment		"...The Showers Are To The Right"		Back To The Future?		Surprise!
Calling A Spade A Spade		Flush Twice, It's A Long Way To Mecca		F••k You And The Congress You Rode In On		Assuming The Position
What If I Said I Was A Kennedy, Instead?		Isn't It Just Fabulous?		Kool Aid: Nectar Of The Zombies		Street Vendors
Houston, We Have A Problem		XYZ PDQ		Obamas Welcoming Party		The Lay Away Plan
Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Firetruck		Dora The Illegal Explorer?		This Is Proof Enough For Some		Don't Try This At Home
A Taste Of Your Own Medicine, A-Hole		When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be...		Obamas Peeps Take Flying Leaps		Foreplay
Screwed		Budget Cuts, Courtesy Board Of Education		"We're Almost There!"		Life's A Beach
When Words Just Aren't Enough		Take Me To Your Motherf**king Leader		Zombie Pops		Madonna, circa 2025
I'de Rather Have A Gasoline Enema		There Goes The Neighborhood		YOU PAY NOW!!!		Stand Back, Sister! I'll Handle This
Must Be From L.A.		Future Head Writer For PIG		Hypes, Hysterias And Hocus Pocus		Tight Squeeze
Let's Roll		America's Annual Blow Job		Sleevless And Clueless Strike Again		What's In A Name?
Birth Control		Tipping The Scales Of Reality		Up In Smoke		Talk About Stuck
That Sinking Feeling		Bart Got South Park-ed		"Well, Um, See, It's Like This, Ah, Well, Um...		He Must Be Married
Sub-Slime Lending Practices		Galileo: Always Ahead Of His Time		Massa Of Misery		Speechless
The Snow Job		If It Walks Like A Duck...		Looney Tunes		Hey, Mom! can You Whip Up Another Batch?
A Real Golden "D'OH!' Moment		Papal Payola		Obama's Pinkie Puppets		Last Call...Of The Wild
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work He Goes	Quid Pro Quo?	Whiz Bang Technology	Some Habits Are Hard To Break
Phucked Up Phobias	Up In Smoke	The 3 R's	Close Call
Perception Versus Reality	Standing Alone	El Jeffe	Winning Formula
Hallelujah And Amen!!!	Welcome To A Brave New World Of Hurt	Welcome To The Reddest Place On Earth	Listen Up! This Means YOU
Birth Control	Damn Radical Extremists!!!	The Novelty	Anti-Bubba Safety Lock
Say Ahhh!	Going Out Of Business	The Real C-I-C	Anatomy Of A Real Ass
Daffy Duck Decoy	Media Meathead Myopia	Thats It! I Quit!	What Are Friends For?
OMG! WTF!	A Korrectnik Kristmas	The Bear Facts	The Inevitability Of Newton's Law
Yule Love This Yule Drink	Jihad Jimmy & Friends	H.N.I.C.?	False Advertising
Standoff At The Front Door	The Final Assault	For Everything Else, There's MassaCard	Cruelty To Animals!!!
He Said She Said	Left Holding The Bag...	Pigeon-Holed	Brrrr!!!
Yay, America, I Think	Where In The World Is Al?	Government Flow Chart	Happy Hour?
	Giddyup, Slick!	Big Brother	Ho White
When Life Gives You Lemons...	A Korrectnik Thanksgiving	What Are Friends For?	Nookie For Nerds
The World According To Garfield	Left-Wing Rally Bingo Card	Obamarx	Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
The Forgotten Commandment	Korrectnik Brain	Greetings! Obama Style	I Wonder If This Works For Mormons, Too?