get this straight. PIG is a 100% Babel-Free Zone. If you're English-challenged
and desperately seeking a way to translate our peerless prose
into your 'native' lingo, get over it, Sparky. The PIG staff refuses
to denigrate our publication by translating thousands of carefully
chosen English words into Spanish, Chinese, Swahili or Surrender
Monkey. Instead, we provide his handy-dandy list of non-English
alternatives for the most important word on our site: PIG.
that outraged co-worker, classmate, roommate, friend, neighbor,
family member or Korrectnik demands: "What the hell is that!",
you'll have the answer in 36 languages.
Cebuano (Bisaya): Baboy
Dutch: Zwijn, Varken
Hungarian: Sertés; Diszno
Indonesian: Babi; Baboy
Italian: Porco; Maiale
Kreyol (Haiti): Kochon
Norwegian: Svin; Gris
Spanish: Chancho; Cerdo
Turkish: Domuz; Polis
Ukranian: Svynya; porsya; patsia
pertain to extra-large loudmouths Rosie O'Donnell, Rob Reiner or
Michael Moore, but that would be an insult to Pigs.
The best damn website period.
the damn language, Sparky, because all the fun on this site happens