to PIG's legendary Egghead Emeritus - Professor Prattlus Incorrectus
- learning the alphabet is more fun than a tyke can handle,
with half his brain tied behind his back.
your pride when your snot gobbler recites this PIG Primer
alphabet in front of the neighborhood Korrectnik? Picture
that thrilling parental moment when your pride and joy comes
home with a note from the local government cess-school demanding,
"What the hell have you been teaching this child?"
put it off...
Place to Start
is for AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: Legalized discrimination;
Leftist, politically correct, racial profiling.
is for BILINGUAL EDUCATION: A state supported scheme
to transform immigrants into chronic malcontents.
is for CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM: A politically correct
procedure in which criminals get justice at the expense of their
victims. This scheme bestows all rights on the criminal who is excused
because he/she is a "victim of society". No rights are given to
the victim who is blamed for the crime because he/she has oppressed
the criminal into this antisocial expression of his/her victimhood.
is for DIVERSITY:
Lib speak for 'white males need not apply and you Asians move to
the back of the line'.
is for EMPOWERMENT:
Granting special privileges...artificial "rights" to groups based
on gender (females only), race (any non white), or sexual orientation
(gays only), while abolishing the Constitutional rights of heterosexual
white males...all in the name of equality, of course.
is for FETAL POSITION:
The posture properly-hyphenated victims assume the instant a rational
adult says 'merit' or 'individual accountability'.
is for GLAAD-BAGS: Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Annoying
Dykes Boys And Alleged Girls*. *Alleged Girls covers, bi, tri, quadra,
poly and transsexuals, plus crossdressers.
H is for HATE CRIME: When an
unhyphenated oppressor commits a criminal act against any member
of the properly-hyphenated. Korrectnik code for thought crime, this
farce does not work the other way around. This can also be seen
as a way to level the playing field in order to increase the the
underrepresented white prison population. Victims will soon include
cats, dogs, snails, rocks, trees.
I is for IRS: Ruthlessly-efficient,
state-supported extortionists, who supervise the confiscation of
is for JUNK SCIENCE: The capitalism-hating far left's
favorite weapon in their relentless jihad against an individual's
is for KORRECTNIK:
Brain-dead, properly-hyphenated zombies who sacrificed their individual
identity on an altar of hypersensitivity.
is for LEVEL PLAYING FIELD:
P.C. code for "equality of results". A politically correct level
playing field entails making the standard impossible for white males,
while giving a "free pass" to the properly-hyphenated. Sometimes
called "The Dumbing Down of America"
is for MULTICULTURALISTS:
Europhobic promoters of separatism, double standards, low standards,
no standards, underachievement, and self-segregation.
is for NATIVE AMERICAN:
ANYONE born in the United States, regardless of race, color, creed,
religion, or tribe.
is for OPPRESSOR: Euromaniacs. Politically Correct code
for white, hetero males.
is for PIG: The bestest, baddest interntet publication.
is for QUOTAS:
Legalized discrimination. Another form of Leftist racial profiling.
is for REPARATIONS: Demanding payments for events (crimes)
that happened to somebody else from people who weren't even born
when the events happened. Racially-motivated extortion.
is for SOUTHWEST AIRLINES: A private business and practitioner
of tough love on behalf of human heifers through the use of charging
FAT humans for two seats.
is for TAXES:
A government-perpetrated mugging that uses the ill-gotten gains
to buy votes from Amerikan parasites.
is for UNITED NATIONS (United Nothings): An international
encounter group in which the U.S.A. pays for the dubious honor of
letting a bunch of lowlife, have-not countries abuse us in front
of the rabble from all the other piss-ant countries.
is for VICTIM:
Anyone for whom "suffering" and "need" are life's highest virtues.
Usually, but not exclusively, associated with the properly-hyphenated.
Also, anyone who is not white, male, heterosexual, successful, connected,
privileged or happy.
is for WELFARE STATE:
A government redistribution of wealth scheme that rewards the incompetent
at the expense of the achievers.
is for XCUSES:
What a rational individual hears when he challenges a self-made
victim's group mantra.
is for YOWL:
The sound a parasite makes when you kick his lazy ass off the government's
is for ZEE FRENCH:
Spineless surrender monkeys with delusions of grandeur.