PIG'S PINUP'S

Damn right, and if you're on this page, you know you do, too.

Sorry, but no parental warning for this page is required, as these are images of respectable young women, not womyn, that take pride in showcasing their goods, tastefully, and we give PIG Props to these dazzling damsels willing to proudly share their visually stunning gifts with the rest of the world.

What makes them respectable? Easy. The fact that they didn't date Porcus.

Nothing wrong with looking, folks. As a wise man once said, "It's Okay to look at the menu, as long as you eat at home."

However, if you've been whipped into submission by 'Her,' simply explain that you didn't have time to visit the local art museum or gallery to get cultured, so you stopped by PIG's Pinup page for 'refinement.'

We hope you enjoy our gallery of gorgeous pinup gals, along with the occasional token Uglo-saurus, in either photographic or artistic form.

What the hell, we don't need anyone's permission to look at or think about being stranded on a tropical island with some of the following beauties peeling our grapes and opening our beers, but dammit, we all know it ain't gonna happen to us or you, right?

Posting on this page is such a chore, especially in the heat of summer, we thought we would offer up a classic summertime refreshment...ice cream and those that make those two scoops more palatable.

As far as World Cup soccer goes, the majority of us Yanks still don't get it, as far as the game itself goes, anyway.

What we do get, is the enthusiasm displayed by female FIFA fans throughout the world.

See if you can guess, better yet, even care, what country the following futbol fanatics are from.

You don't have to be a Middle Earth Mutant or Dungeons and Dragons Dweeb to appreciate the fantasy art of Julie Bell.

Showcased this week, some great black and white photography from some most excellent professional shutterbugs.

Note, the compostion.

While you're at it, the lighting works well, too.

Also, some of photographers used certain techniques in developing either softer or harder finishes to their prints in the darkroom.

Also, the use of the contrast between black and white, lightness, darkness and shade, doing battle with each other in order to coexist within the contour of the subject...

Screw that. This is PIG's Pinup section, not an avante-garde, artsy-fartsy critique.

You're here here to drool over our latest posting, not to get cultured.

Leave it to the unoriginality of the Asians to once again, imitate an American original.

In this case, we don't mind, but we do wonder, "How long before the Asians announce a recall of this most recent American knock-off that they will no doubt mass produce?"

She does looks alot like Angelina Jolie, and in that spirit, the Asians should name her, Angereena Joree.

What's McGarret and Dano doing on PIG's Pinup page?

Well, since you're here, all we can say is "Book 'Em Dano" for the simple fact that you are loitering on this page and enjoy our tribute to the lovely ladies of our 50th state.

French export, Alexandra Paressant

A touch of Valentine's Day class from renowned pin-up artist Gil Evgren...

Don't think for a dang moment we haven't forgotten our rustic brethren. In fact, we've uncovered a big surpise for y'all.

We found a calendar so cool, and would make the most hardcore Jerry Springer fan blush, we had to create a special link just for you, Cooter.

So put down the Old Milwaukee, brush that tooth, spark up Granny's corn cob and click

>>> HERE >>>

Warning: Don't say we didn't tell that it wouldn't make you mullet stiffen, especially if you see yer kissin' cousin.

Babes. Bond Babes.

A major feature of every James Bond film has been the "Bond Girl."

From their world classic beauty and charm to their killer monikers, Bond Girls have always been a cut above the rest and have been a major career step for many talented actresses.

Their character names leave little to any red-blooded imagination. With names like Dr. Goodhead, Octopussy, Plenty O'Toole, Strawberry Fields, Chew Mee, Kissy Suzuki and of course, Pussy Galore, it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to figure out what those names mean.

Shaken or stirred. Wet or dry, grab that Martini and scroll down.

Caterina Murino
"Solange"
Casino Royale - 2006

Kim Basinger
"Domino Petachi"
Never Say Never Again- 1983

Olga Kurylenko
"Camille Montes"
Quantum Of Solace - 2008

Izabella Scorupco
"Natalya Simonova"
GoldenEye - 1995

It's obvious that you were a good little PIGster in 2009 if you saw any one of these under your Christmas tree this year.

You deserved it!

However, if these aren't good enough for you, and you want to get a refund or exchange,

you can always choose whatever's behind Door Number Three...

>>> PIG's Ride With Pride >>>

In honor of Rio de Janeiro being awarded host city status of the 2016 Olympiad, PIG's Pinup collector found this Brazilian Beauty, Adrianna Lima.

Wanna see more? We knew you would. So, we created a Special Edition showcasing the uninhabited Beauties of Brazil.

Eat your heart out, Hef. And you too, Obama.

Click here when your wife Obama or Hillary aren't watching.

The following is a tribute to America's corn fed, home bred beauties.

Giddy up and ride 'em, cowboys. In your dreams.

Note the lack of a "Made In China" labels affixed to these sweeties.

Don't ask how she got here, just shut up and enjoy.

Marina Orlova. That's the name. Teaching English, that's her game. Total package of brains, beauty and attitude.

Worth a look at http://www.hotforwords.com/

Enjoy.

Have you always wanted to know why the letters A B C D E F have been used to classify bra sizes?

Scroll down and wonder no more.

A = ACCEPTABLE

B = BEAUTIFUL

C = COLOSSAL

D = DRAMATIC

E = ENHANCED

F = FORGET IT...

JUST CLICK HERE

IF YOU DARE!