PIG'S PINUP'S

Damn right, and if you're on this page, you know you do, too.

Sorry, but no parental warning for this page is required, as these are images of respectable young women, not womyn, that take pride in showcasing their goods, tastefully, and we give PIG Props to these dazzling damsels willing to proudly share their visually stunning gifts with the rest of the world.

What makes them respectable? Easy. The fact that they didn't date Porcus.

Nothing wrong with looking, folks. As a wise man once said, "It's Okay to look at the menu, as long as you eat at home."

However, if you've been whipped into submission by 'Her,' simply explain that you didn't have time to visit the local art museum or gallery to get cultured, so you stopped by PIG's Pinup page for 'refinement.'

We hope you enjoy our gallery of gorgeous pinup gals, along with the occasional token Uglo-saurus, in either photographic or artistic form.

What the hell, we don't need anyone's permission to look at or think about being stranded on a tropical island with some of the following beauties peeling our grapes and opening our beers, but dammit, we all know it ain't gonna happen to us or you, right?

Ireland has given the world many noteworthy exports. From fancy Irish linen, whiskey, poetry, limericks, the De Lorean, charm and O'Publisher's favorite, Guinness stout, until now.

Ireland just unleashed upon the world it's crown jewel of lassie beauties. Georgia Salpa.

She has been compared to looking like Kim Kardashian, but I beg to differ.

Number One: She doesn't have a useless reality show.

Number Two: She doesn't have a caboose that takes a forklift to cart around.

Number Three: She's hotter than a pot full of Mulligan stew.

If you've still got Georgia on your mind, just Bing her.

Longtime PIGster and contributor, Skyeye sent the following and suggested we post this photo of his dream girl.

Before the rest of you begin drooling over Skyeye's fantasy babe's boots and outfit, take a good look at what's contained in that outfit, and as usual, commence drooling and enjoy.

If you came here looking for our monthly showcase of artisticically portrayed and photogenic lovelies, well, you're kinda in the right neighborhood, but took a wrong turn down a 'Dark Alley.'

This month's spread features the sub-cultural fad known as 'Tramp Stamps.'

What the hell is a Tramp Stamp? Glad you asked.

A Tramp Stamp is (usually a desperate, attention craved woman's way, but sometimes men, too) of artistically advertising their availability, services, and pretty much what they'll do for a couple of shiny coins, the right words, and some strong drinks, through tattoos located right above their ass-cracks, for all to see.

Basically, easy, fast, loose women - and men - that translated, equates to Eeeeeeeeee-Zeeeeeeeee Floozies, that feel the need to go Madison Avenue on their own bodies by drawing attention to and advertising their 'goods.'

We really don't make this stuff up. We just post it.

Next month, if you're still with us, Porcus O'Hefner-Flynt- Guccione promises to upgrade the content of this page.

With the recent shake and meltdown bake in Japan, we thought we would offer up the Tsunami of the Japanese pinup/airbrush art world, Hajime Sorayama.

As you scroll down, please take note of the anatomical accuracy of Mr. Diez's detail to the female form.

Also, after you get done drooling over the images, look at his fine craftsmanship in rendering the hair, clothing, use of color, use of lighting, the models expressions, fleshtones and....

Screw it. Porcus O'Hefner-Flynt- Guccione already knows why you're on this page, and I hope this atones for last month's visual disaster.

Enjoy, and make sure the boss isn't watching as you take in the great pinup art of Carlos Diez.

We would like to preface this Halloween Edition Of PIG's Pinup's by stating that we wouldn't mind if some of the following beauties showed up at our doorsteps and made our doorbells go ding dong in their nature made costumes, as we hand out some treats, while others, well, scroll down and see for youself as we run like a bat out of hell.

A Classic Varga Girl...

Or Two...

Vintage Bettie Page...

Some Gil Evgren Lovlies ...

Combintation Batgirl/Flotation Devise...

Those were the Treats. Nice costumes, one and all.
Now, here's the Tricks, and hang on tight to your goodie bags and other essentials.
Remember. You've been warned.

The Classic 2010 version Of The Creature From The Black Lagoon...

The Thing...

The Jew Hating Thing...

And of course, The Joy Behar Thing.
(Kind of looks like Bill Maher)

This week for our art aficionado PIGsters, we showcase the work of D-Cup specialist, Sicilian born artist, Lorenzo DiMauro.

Much imitated, never equaled Peruvian born artist Alberto Vargas is perhaps the gold standard when it comes to pin-up art and capturing with detail and unique style, the female figure, using anything from pastels, oil paints and even airbrush.

His prolific portfolio ranges from calendars and magazines such as Esquire and Playboy, to album covers and countless galleries, museums and private collections.

For a more extensive look into the work of Vargas, visit the Max Vargas Collection.

Summer's almost over, and Labor Day and Back To School time is right around the corner. What better, PIGish way to salute the hard working ladies in our lives, than with a tribute to their year round efforts that makes our lives tolerable?

Barbeque Hottie and Hostess: Someone's gotta host that last summer barbeque

Beer Babe: You Can't have a barbeque without some suds

Back To School Time? You Bet, And What Better Way To Sharpen Those Pencils.

You Can't Dump Your Young Uns Off in A Crappy Ride, So She'll Give You A Tune Up

Back To Work? What a Drag With Her As a Secretary. Wouldn't Know Which Is Worse. Watching The Clock, Or Watching Her. Sheer Torture, Huh?

Posting on this page is such a chore, especially in the heat of summer, we thought we would offer up a classic summertime refreshment...ice cream and those that make those two scoops more palatable.

As far as World Cup soccer goes, the majority of us Yanks still don't get it, as far as the game itself goes, anyway.

What we do get, is the enthusiasm displayed by female FIFA fans throughout the world.

See if you can guess, better yet, even care, what country the following futbol fanatics are from.

You don't have to be a Middle Earth Mutant or Dungeons and Dragons Dweeb to appreciate the fantasy art of Julie Bell.

Showcased this week, some great black and white photography from some most excellent professional shutterbugs.

Note, the compostion.

While you're at it, the lighting works well, too.

Also, some of photographers used certain techniques in developing either softer or harder finishes to their prints in the darkroom.

Also, the use of the contrast between black and white, lightness, darkness and shade, doing battle with each other in order to coexist within the contour of the subject...

Screw that. This is PIG's Pinup section, not an avante-garde, artsy-fartsy critique.

You're here here to drool over our latest posting, not to get cultured.

Leave it to the unoriginality of the Asians to once again, imitate an American original.

In this case, we don't mind, but we do wonder, "How long before the Asians announce a recall of this most recent American knock-off that they will no doubt mass produce?"

She does looks alot like Angelina Jolie, and in that spirit, the Asians should name her, Angereena Joree.

What's McGarret and Dano doing on PIG's Pinup page?

Well, since you're here, all we can say is "Book 'Em Dano" for the simple fact that you are loitering on this page and enjoy our tribute to the lovely ladies of our 50th state.

French export, Alexandra Paressant

A touch of Valentine's Day class from renowned pin-up artist Gil Evgren...

Don't think for a dang moment we haven't forgotten our rustic brethren. In fact, we've uncovered a big surpise for y'all.

We found a calendar so cool, and would make the most hardcore Jerry Springer fan blush, we had to create a special link just for you, Cooter.

So put down the Old Milwaukee, brush that tooth, spark up Granny's corn cob and click

>>> HERE >>>

Warning: Don't say we didn't tell that it wouldn't make you mullet stiffen, especially if you see yer kissin' cousin.

Babes. Bond Babes.

A major feature of every James Bond film has been the "Bond Girl."

From their world classic beauty and charm to their killer monikers, Bond Girls have always been a cut above the rest and have been a major career step for many talented actresses.

Their character names leave little to any red-blooded imagination. With names like Dr. Goodhead, Octopussy, Plenty O'Toole, Strawberry Fields, Chew Mee, Kissy Suzuki and of course, Pussy Galore, it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to figure out what those names mean.

Shaken or stirred. Wet or dry, grab that Martini and scroll down.

Caterina Murino
"Solange"
Casino Royale - 2006

Kim Basinger
"Domino Petachi"
Never Say Never Again- 1983

Olga Kurylenko
"Camille Montes"
Quantum Of Solace - 2008

Izabella Scorupco
"Natalya Simonova"
GoldenEye - 1995

It's obvious that you were a good little PIGster in 2009 if you saw any one of these under your Christmas tree this year.

You deserved it!

However, if these aren't good enough for you, and you want to get a refund or exchange,

you can always choose whatever's behind Door Number Three...

>>> PIG's Ride With Pride >>>

In honor of Rio de Janeiro being awarded host city status of the 2016 Olympiad, PIG's Pinup collector found this Brazilian Beauty, Adrianna Lima.

Wanna see more? We knew you would. So, we created a Special Edition showcasing the uninhabited Beauties of Brazil.

Eat your heart out, Hef. And you too, Obama.

Click here when your wife Obama or Hillary aren't watching.

The following is a tribute to America's corn fed, home bred beauties.

Giddy up and ride 'em, cowboys. In your dreams.

Note the lack of a "Made In China" labels affixed to these sweeties.

Don't ask how she got here, just shut up and enjoy.

Marina Orlova. That's the name. Teaching English, that's her game. Total package of brains, beauty and attitude.

Worth a look at http://www.hotforwords.com/

Enjoy.

Have you always wanted to know why the letters A B C D E F have been used to classify bra sizes?

Scroll down and wonder no more.

A = ACCEPTABLE

B = BEAUTIFUL

C = COLOSSAL

D = DRAMATIC

E = ENHANCED

F = FORGET IT...

JUST CLICK HERE

IF YOU DARE!