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The finger pointing libs are spewing a new mantra: When life sucks, blame whitey. If you doubt me, do an Internet search for 'whiteness' and 'white privilege'. Warning: you'll be deluged, so here are a few 'whitey sucks' examples.

1] Van Jones, a Melanin-enriched Marxist, deemed Trump's election a "whitelash".

"You have people putting children to bed tonight and they are afraid of breakfast"
"It was whitelash against a black president in part."

2] A Jackass Party candidate for DNC chairperson [female] wants to eject whitey from the DNC: too many white voices.

3] Students at Elizabethtown College this month are wearing white pins in the shape of puzzle pieces to remind them of their white privilege.

The campaign was launched over the weekend by the Elizabethtown College Democrats, who say it aims to make students at the small and private liberal arts college in Pennsylvania more introspective about issues of race, especially in their predominantly white region of Lancaster County.

[One lib coed] said white people are continually allowing for a societal system of oppression to occur unless they work against it. The white puzzle piece pin represents racial struggles of all sorts.

"No matter how accepting someone is, that doesn't stop them from being part of a system based on centuries of inequality," she said, adding the campaign transcends politics. [College Fix]

4] A class to be taught next semester at the University of Wisconsin Madison called "The Problem of Whiteness" aims to "understand how whiteness is socially constructed and experienced in order to help dismantle white supremacy," the course description states.

"Whites rarely or never questioned what it is to be white," Assistant Professor Damon Sajnani, who will teach the course, told The College Fix in a telephone interview last week. "So you go through life taking it for granted without ever questioning or critically interrogating it." [College Fix]

5] A Black Lives Matter leader [Yusra Khogali] has come under fire after arguing on social media that white people are "sub-human" and suffer from "recessive genetic defects," and musing about how the race could be wiped out.

"Whiteness is not humxness, in fact, white skin is sub-humxn," she wrote. "All phenotypes exist within the black family and white ppl are a genetic defect of blackness." [heatst.com]

6] Bill Proposed That Would Incrementally Prevent Whites From Serving as Judges in Rhode Island
moonbattery.com

If you doubt that political correctness is gradually imposing a race-based caste system, consider this:

A bill introduced by Rhode Island legislator Anastasia P. Williams would require that, whenever a Rhode Island trial judge "who is a person of color leaves the bench, for whatever reason, their replacement must be a person of color, so as not to diminish the number of judges of color in that court."

7] University of Cincinnati To Hold "Inclusive" Workshop On "White Tears"…

Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch both used the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ to aggressively pursue perceived racism in law enforcement. However, they never addressed the bigotry against white people that is being taught in publicly funded schools from kindergarten through college via the idea of "white privilege". Jeff Sessions needs to take a hard look at this problem as it has gotten totally out of control.

Via Daily Caller:

The University of Cincinnati is sponsoring a workshop on "white fragility" and "white tears" this semester.

The workshop, entitled "White Fragility, White Tears, and White Allies: Learning to manage emotion in difficult conversations about race and racism," is one of 21 "inclusive excellence workshops" sponsored by the university throughout the year. The one-and-a-half hour workshop will take place April 3rd and will be lead by Ainsley Lambert, a PhD student who teaches in the university's sociology department. weaselzippers

This lefty 'demonize whitey' crap is real enough, but it's only the beginning. Their real target is individualism. They're using whiteness and white privilege to stampede oppressors into group think as members of a composite entity called 'white'. They invented it. They defined it. They're hell bent on compelling you to join it.

Oaters - westerns of yore - put white hats on the 'good guys', black hats on 'bad guys' Now the libs changed white hat = good guy into white skin = bad guy. Blaming whitey for life's speed bumps is so much easier than taking responsibility for your actions.

Recognizing, fearing, the power of individualism, the Neo-Marxist elite who are guiding this get whitey Jihad from their tenured teaching posts in America's colleges and universities, declared individualism a racist concept. In a way, individualism is a racist concept, but it's not the cross burning intolerance that the Progtards wave like a red flag. Individualism is racist - to card carrying Ethnocrats - because, by its very nature, it exposes the utter irrelevance of race/ethnicity/skin pigmentation. Since race, ethnicity, and skin pigmentation tell us nothing about a person's thoughts, actions, beliefs or skills they must be ignored. They are, in reality, no more informative about a person than their eye color, height or shoe size.

It's easy to determine why individualism is feared by the Neo-Marxist elite. A sovereign individual refuses to be distracted by these grossly-overrated hyphenating factors (ethnicity, skin pigmentation, et al). Instead, the individualist will evaluate each person as an individual, deliberately ignoring any essentially-irrelevant, hyphenating, factors. For a card carrying 'victim' seeking to hide in the faceless group identity, this can be a terrifying prospect. The pseudo diversity with which the Neo-Marxist bludgeon us is nothing more than a scheme to divert us from their collectivist intentions. In the name of promoting a 'positive self image' - the term 'self-esteem' is an individualist term and, thus, racist by association - the Multiculturalists encourage the hyphenated horde to repudiate individual responsibility for their actions, demanding that each cringing victim cower behind the empty shell of a group identity. Freed from individual accountability, separated from the onerous task of thinking for oneself, the hyphenated horde is now ready to join that Politically Correct group: 'society as a whole''.

Swimming against the group think tide takes no effort on my part and, when it's done correctly, it can be big time fun. That's right PIGsters, being an oppressor is downright fun. Why? The key fact here is that, by and large, this "I'm a victim" crap is a byproduct of moribund synapses. In other words "oppression" is all in their fevered pea brains. Since my maleness and melanin-deficiency are so obvious, I can be smug in knowing that a self-defined victim - especially melanin meatheads and NO NADS - will feel oppressed every time they see me.

The nifty thing about effortless oppression is the fact that self-defined victims do all the heavy lifting on being oppressed. All an oppressor needs to do to accomplish this mission is to exist. These "victims" are the ones who insist on interpreting your every word, action or thought (they're empowered by their hyphenation to read your mind) into blatant oppression. No matter how harmless, irrational or bonkers your prose or behavior might be, they will find a way to ferret out your hidden (even when it's "hidden" from you) intent. Anything you do is automatically racist, sexist or homophobic because they say so. In other words, they're determined to make themselves miserable without your help, just because you exist.

As fun as this effortless "because he's there" oppression is, I can Emerilize it - kick it up several notches - with "the stare". I discovered "the stare" by accident one day while I was in a shopping mall waiting for my lovely bride to return. As usual, I was "zoned out" into scribbler land and more or less unaware of my surroundings. I returned from scribbler land abruptly when I oppressed a passing hottie with an appreciative stare. That's when I noticed two melanin-enriched womyn glaring at me. When they departed, I heard one say, "Did you see the way he was staring at me. I just know he's in the KKK." Truth be told, I never even noticed them, but I did gloat over the fact that I had a new weapon in my effortless oppression arsenal. The downside to "the stare" is the fact that I can't summon the writer's trance when I really need it.

If "the stare" seems more than you can handle, there's no need to abandon your attempts to Emerilize your oppressor fun. The bottom line on being an oppressor is this: Being an oppressor means never having to say "I'm sorry" because no self-defined victim is going to believe you anyway. Given that, why not go with the flow and turn your oppressor status into a game? Get creative. Devise some harmless sound, a bizarre expression or meaningless gesture. Practice it at home until you master it, then start deploying it obsessively, everywhere you go. That makes you bulletproof when you unleash it on properly-hyphenated pinheads. Instinctively, they'll choose to interpret it as "demeaning" and you'll be able to enjoy their reaction. If you're ever challenged, you're bulletproof because everyone you know will say that you "always do that". What am I deploying? I'm fine tuning what I call "the oppressor smirk". I can't wait to unleash it on all those eager to be oppressed victims.

Another weapon that comes in very handy when you're confronted by a hostile "victim" is staying calm. When you remain cool, calm and collected while they bloviate, it will launch them into orbit. Best of all, if you can combine cool calm and collected with a grin, the effects are highly entertaining. As usual, you're having all this fun with little or no effort on your part, and the "victim" is providing you with a highly entertaining story to share with your friends and family.

The properly-hyphenated moonbats insist that I contemplate my whiteness, so I did. After staring at my arm until my brain froze, I reached a couple conclusions:

1] contemplating my whiteness is stupid.

2] I need to get more Sun.

Undaunted, I tried to 'check my white privilege'. It's nothing to write home about.

- the Dolby Theater ticket office was downright rude, when I checked to see if my white privilege would get me a seat for the forthcoming Oscars.

- the travel agent threatened to have me arrested when I checked to see if my white privilege would get me free airline tickets and hotel accommodations for my Summer trip.

Conclusion: nothing to see here.

You might have unresolved whiteness issues if you:

Felt guilty when you fell asleep during that sensitivity training seminar.

Aren't sure what a 'sexual' is, but you're reasonably certain that you never harassed one.

Find egghead terminology baffling. The only time you 'affirmed action' happened that night you judged the wet t-shirt contest. 'Diversity' is even worse. The way they pronounce it, eggheads could mean Dever City, that wide spot on a south Georgia road, but they might be lousy spellers so it could stand for the local scuba shop, Diver City. Either way, it doesn't rate all the fuss.

Honored Caesar Chavez Day by purchasing table grapes - a food that gives you a rash - but didn't eat them.

Spared the feelings of spelling-challenged feminists, by spending an entire night correcting 'Womyn's Studies' posters to read, 'Women's Studies'.

Are still scratching your head over the incident with the busty coed in the grocery store. Admiring the new label on a tin containing Del Monte peaches you said, "Nice cans" and she slaps you! What's her problem?

Don't really understand anything he says, but like the way Jesse Jackson rhymes his words.

Were very confused by that first gay pride day parade until your roommate pioneered some advanced gender studies by organizing the first Annual 'Chicks With Dicks' porno movie marathon in your dorm.

Can't explain the uproar caused when you described your Uncle's job at the Agriculture Department. What do they think 'he's a beaner' means?

Still don't know why you got evicted from that Anthropology class film about those teenage, Apache, ceremonial dance girls. All you asked was, "Does anybody else want to bag some of these redskins?" and they go postal. Who knew it was forbidden to eat peanuts in class?
[Government schooled dolts: 'redskins' are a common peanut variety, named for their 'red' colored skin.]

Whiteness? White privilege? They will not define me. I am that unique blend of skills, attitudes, beliefs, experiences, and deficiencies which nobody else shares.

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Blog: Rachel Dolezal has become a nightmare for the 'transgender' fantasists
By Thomas Lifson

[AmThink] The news that Rachel Dolezal claims to be on the verge of homelessness threatens progressives with the internal contradictions of their dogma becoming public.

Ms. Dolezal, a white woman who for years so successfully pretended to be black that she became head of an NAACP chapter, revealed to the U.K. Guardian that she:

… is jobless, and feeding her family with food stamps. A friend helped her pay this month's rent; next month she expects to be homeless. She has applied for more than 100 jobs, but no one will hire her, not even to stack supermarket shelves. She applied for a position at the university where she used to teach, and says she was interviewed by former colleagues who pretended to have no recollection of having met her. The only work she has been offered is reality TV, and porn. She has changed her name on all her legal documents, but is still recognised wherever she goes. People point at her and laugh. ...

She has written a memoir, titled In Full Color, but 30 publishing houses turned her down before she found one willing to print it. "The narrative was that I'd offended both communities in an unforgivable way, so anybody who gave me a dime would be contributing to wrong and oppression and bad things. To a liar and a fraud and a con."

Photo credit: Patrick Kehoe, the Guardian

The huge problem for the dogma of the left is this (emphasis added):

She wrote it, she says, "to set the record straight. But also to open up this dialogue about race and identity, and to just encourage people to be exactly who they are." Some will read it as the first draft of a new version of identity politics, which casts race – just like gender – on a spectrum, and its author as the world's first trans-black case. Others won't believe a word of it. I'm not even sure whether this is a story about race, or a strange tale of one family's dysfunction.

Had Dolezal pretended to be male instead of black, she would be a heroine to progressives. Her comparison of race and sex as categories that can be self-defined is a grave threat, because sex is much more fundamentally biological in nature than race, existing at the chromosomal level. A person either has two X-chromosomes (and is therefore female) or has an X- and a Y-chromosome (and is male). There is zero ambiguity.

But when it comes to race, there is an actual spectrum. Elizabeth Warren claimed to be Native American because she claimed 1/32 Cherokee heritage. This was enough for Harvard University to tally her as a minority for the racial bean-counting madness that had academia in its grip. But ordinary people look at her pale skin and laugh. There is no possibility for a person to be 1/32 male.

It is solely for ideological reasons that the left has adopted transgenderism as a pet cause. Leftists want to destroy the natural family and legitimize every permutation and combination of sexual activity, destroying biblically based norms.

On the other hand, with race, there is a huge racial grievance industry that keeps blacks voting at 90% levels for Democrat presidential candidates. Opening up race as a fluid concept threatens the spoils that the left offers to blacks in the form of affirmative action, race-based government contracts, and racial intimidation of corporations and nonprofits.

Because she is so threatening to the ideological con game being played, expect Ms. Dolezal to gain no sympathy if she becomes homeless. Ordinarily, the homeless are portrayed as victims of society's heartlessness. But not Dolezal.

She just picked the wrong fantasy to live out. If she were smart, she'd claim to be a male.

The news that Rachel Dolezal claims to be on the verge of homelessness threatens progressives with the internal contradictions of their dogma becoming public.

Ms. Dolezal, a white woman who for years so successfully pretended to be black that she became head of an NAACP chapter, revealed to the U.K. Guardian that she:

… is jobless, and feeding her family with food stamps. A friend helped her pay this month's rent; next month she expects to be homeless. She has applied for more than 100 jobs, but no one will hire her, not even to stack supermarket shelves. She applied for a position at the university where she used to teach, and says she was interviewed by former colleagues who pretended to have no recollection of having met her. The only work she has been offered is reality TV, and porn. She has changed her name on all her legal documents, but is still recognised wherever she goes. People point at her and laugh. ...

She has written a memoir, titled In Full Color, but 30 publishing houses turned her down before she found one willing to print it. "The narrative was that I'd offended both communities in an unforgivable way, so anybody who gave me a dime would be contributing to wrong and oppression and bad things. To a liar and a fraud and a con."

Photo credit: Patrick Kehoe, the Guardian

The huge problem for the dogma of the left is this (emphasis added):

She wrote it, she says, "to set the record straight. But also to open up this dialogue about race and identity, and to just encourage people to be exactly who they are." Some will read it as the first draft of a new version of identity politics, which casts race – just like gender – on a spectrum, and its author as the world's first trans-black case. Others won't believe a word of it. I'm not even sure whether this is a story about race, or a strange tale of one family's dysfunction.

Had Dolezal pretended to be male instead of black, she would be a heroine to progressives. Her comparison of race and sex as categories that can be self-defined is a grave threat, because sex is much more fundamentally biological in nature than race, existing at the chromosomal level. A person either has two X-chromosomes (and is therefore female) or has an X- and a Y-chromosome (and is male). There is zero ambiguity.

But when it comes to race, there is an actual spectrum. Elizabeth Warren claimed to be Native American because she claimed 1/32 Cherokee heritage. This was enough for Harvard University to tally her as a minority for the racial bean-counting madness that had academia in its grip. But ordinary people look at her pale skin and laugh. There is no possibility for a person to be 1/32 male.

It is solely for ideological reasons that the left has adopted transgenderism as a pet cause. Leftists want to destroy the natural family and legitimize every permutation and combination of sexual activity, destroying biblically based norms.

On the other hand, with race, there is a huge racial grievance industry that keeps blacks voting at 90% levels for Democrat presidential candidates. Opening up race as a fluid concept threatens the spoils that the left offers to blacks in the form of affirmative action, race-based government contracts, and racial intimidation of corporations and nonprofits.

Because she is so threatening to the ideological con game being played, expect Ms. Dolezal to gain no sympathy if she becomes homeless. Ordinarily, the homeless are portrayed as victims of society's heartlessness. But not Dolezal.

She just picked the wrong fantasy to live out. If she were smart, she'd claim to be a male.



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