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We the PIGS are proudly Deplorable, but it's no cakewalk. Being a Deplorable is a full time job. You're a fascist, a sexist, a racist, a homophobe, xenophobe, white supremacist, and much more. No wonder I'm exhausted.."
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On November 8, 2016, Progtards were poised to celebrate the Clinton Crime Family [CCF] takeover of America. Everybody was on board, well...almost everybody. The pollsters, pundits, and press card packing propagandists promised a CCF landslide, so the Progtard rabble started celebrating long before the votes were counted.

For a while, the results bolstered their optimism, then Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin, and Michigan slipped away. It all came down to Pennsylvania which slammed the door shut on the CCF era in the wee hours, after midnight.

This loss blind-sided them, so, clever mutants that they are, they re-wrote the 5 Stages of Grief which are: 1. Denial and isolation; 2. Anger; 3. Bargaining; 4. Depression; 5. Acceptance. Their version is much shorter: Denial, then unrelenting Anger. Anger? Yup and for them, getting over it isn't an option.

Their anger is focused on those CCF Era killjoys, the dastardly basket dwellers, The Deplorables.
The Deplorables? Yup, they're rank and file, flyover country Americans who were dubbed 'the silent majority' in bygone days. They throw their support behind those rare candidates who make a convincing case for taking on the D.C. establishment. When these Deplorables mobilize, it puts some muscle behind the 'We' in 'We the People'. A mobilized 'We the People' is the last thing the Progards want.

We the Deplorables understand that the Founding Fathers were, like us, flawed individuals. Despite their shortcomings as individuals, they were as a group, visionaries who created something noble, inspiring: a nation conceived in liberty. The Founding Fathers put We the People - Deplorables that we are - in charge.

The Progtards hate all of it and are determined to destroy this great nation by any means necessary. They denigrate the Founding Fathers, and their legacy, determined to expunge both from the annals of history.

They sought some low hanging fruit and found it in monuments commemorating a sad chapter in our nation's history: the Civil War. Spouting gibberish, the Progtards went to work.

Annapolis, Md.
Under cover of darkness, city workers removed a statue on Aug. 18 of former Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney that had been on the State House's front lawn for 145 years. Taney authored the Supreme Court's 1857 Dred Scott decision, which held that African-Americans could not be U.S. citizens.

Austin, Texas
The statues of four people with ties to the Confederacy – Robert E. Lee, Albert Sidney Johnson, John H. Reagan and former Texas Gov. James Stephen Hogg – were removed from pedestals on the University of Texas campus.

Baltimore, Md.
Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh told reporters she wanted to move "quickly and quietly" to take down four Confederate statues or monuments – statues of Lee and Thomas, J. "Stonewall" Jackson and monuments for Confederate Soldiers and Sailors and Confederate Women – from the city's public spaces.

Bradenton, Fla.
Mantee County removed a Confederate soldiers memorial obelisk on Aug. 24.

Brooklyn, N.Y.
Plaques honoring Lee were removed from an episcopal church's property on Aug. 16 and the governor called on the Army to remove the names of Lee and another Confederate general from the streets around a nearby fort.

Dallas, Texas
A bronze statue of Robert E. Lee, formally called the Robert Edward Lee Sculpture, was removed Sept. 14 from Robert E. Lee Park, which was also named in honor of the Confederate general. The Dallas City Council voted 13-1 to remove the statue, which has stood in Lee Park for 81 years.

The park was dedicated to Lee by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1936 during a renaming ceremony of the park.

Daytona Beach, Fla.
Three Confederate monuments were removed from a city park.

Durham, N.C.
A nearly-century old statue of a Confederate soldier was toppled not long after Charlottesville by protesters associated with the Workers World party.

A statute of Lee was removed from the entrance to Duke University Chapel on Aug. 19 not long after it had been defaced and is set to be preserved in some way to study the university's "complex past."

Franklin, Ohio
A monument to Lee was removed Aug. 17 by Franklin workers.

Gainesville, Fla.
A chapter of the United Daughters of the Confederacy paid for the removal of a monument to Confederate soldiers known locally as "Old Joe" that stood in front a building in downtown Gainesville for 113 years. It was moved to a private cemetery outside the city.

Helena, Mont.
On Aug. 18 removed a memorial to Confederate soldiers that had been in a public park since 1916. the granite fountain, which was dismantled, had been donated by the United Daughters of the Confederacy.

Los Angeles, Calif.
A large stone monument commemorating Confederate veterans was taken down Aug. 16 from the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.

Louisville, Ky.
A statue of a Confederate soldier was removed from the University of Louisville campus.

Madison, Wis.
A plaque honoring Confederate soldiers was removed Aug. 17 from a cemetery not long after residents and city leaders began calling for it to be taken down.

New Orleans, La.
The monuments removed were of Confederate General P.G.T. Beauregard, Davis and Lee.

New York, N.Y.
Busts of Lee and Jackson were removed overnight on Aug. 17 from the Hall of Fame for Great Americans at Bronx Community College.

Orlando, Fla.
In June, a Confederate statue known as "Johnny Reb" was moved by officials from Lake Eola Park to Greenwood Cemetery.

San Diego, Calif.
A plaque honoring [Jefferson] Davis was quietly removed Aug. 16 from a downtown park.

San Antonio, Texas
A Confederate statue was removed from Travis Park

St. Louis, Mo.
The Missouri Civil War Museum oversaw the removal in late June of a 32-foot granite and bronze monument from Forest Park, where it had stood for 103 years.

Washington, D.C.
The stewards of the National Mall announced that the exhibit alongside the Thomas Jefferson Memorial will be updated to showcase his status as both one of the country's founders and a slaveholder.

New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker plans to introduce a bill to remove Confederate statues from the U.S. Capitol Building.

The National Cathedral voted Sept. 5 to take down two stained-glass windows of Confederate generals.

Worthington, Ohio
Aug. 18, Worthington removed a historic marker outside the former home of a Confederate general.

Statues and monuments are only the beginning, From sea to shining sea, schools, streets, parks, etc., named after rebel notables such as Lee, Davis, and Jackson, are being renamed.

Progtards aren't thrilled spitless with the Declaration of Independence. I suspect that it's this passage:

-We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--

In the Ivory Towers that litter the American landscape, alleged purveyors of knowledge are jettisoning the venerable Western Civilization body of knowledge because it is too WHITE. For similar reasons, science, mathematics, biology, even objective reality itself are being kicked to the curb. The ensuing chaos, the steaming mountain of horse shit, is a two-fold attack on Deplorables. First it undermines our culture, our science, by redefining our very existence as figments of our imagination. Second it turns our own children against us.

Leaving no stone unturned, the Progtards have transformed movies, television, music, et al into non-stop politically corrected propaganda which no longer entertains or informs. Our favorite avenue of escape - sports - is now a showcase for millionaire jocks masquerading as social justice warriors.

Seizing the moment, Progtards painted a bull's-eye on our national anthem:

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) — The California NAACP is pushing to get rid of the national anthem that they're calling racist and anti-black.

"This song is wrong; it shouldn't have been there, we didn't have it 'til 1931, so it won't kill us if it goes away," said the organization's president Alice Huffman.

Colin Kaepernick started the NFL protests, which quickly spread to bring attention to systemic racial injustice in the country. But Huffman says Kaepernick's message was lost when it turned into a debate about the flag.

"The message got distorted, the real intentions got overlooked, it became something that's dividing us, and I'm looking for something to bring us back together," she said.

Huffman adds that the protests did lead her to look at the lyrics of the "Star Spangled Banner" especially the parts of the anthem we don't typically sing.

"It's racist; it doesn't represent our community, it's anti-black," she said.

Huffman is referring to the third stanza which includes the lyric "no refuge could save the hireling and slave from the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave."

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

She says some interpretations conclude that the lyrics celebrate the deaths of black American slaves fighting for freedom, and the song should be replaced with something that supports all of our values.

"That's an extreme way of doing things," said Kenneth Lu, a veteran living in Davis.

Our old nemesis political correctness is a driving force behind this frontal assault on America. What started in Ivory Towers has infested every part of our country. Just look around and you'll find it. For example:

On many public documents, 'mother' and 'father' are Korrected to 'parent 1' and 'parent 2'.

Using micro aggression, trigger warnings and victim group litmus tests, precious snowflakes [students] Korrect the material their professor is allowed to use in his lessons.

Wielding a cudgel called 'cultural appropriation', victim groups Korrect whitey's fashion choices, vocabulary, plus the kind of food he, she, heshe or it sells in their outpost of capitalism.

Progtards Korrected our vocabulary by vilifying the use of biologically-correct terms: he, she, him, her, boy, girl, male, female, man woman. Invoking biological gender itself is now hate speech.

Progtards have Korrected the Bible too. Being a white male is now the original sin, and whiteness is the mark of Cain. Hyphenation won't save you, but it might mitigate your sin against Korrectness, a tad.

We the PIGS are proudly Deplorable, but it's no cakewalk. Being a Deplorable is a full time job. You're a fascist, a sexist, a racist, a homophobe, xenophobe, white supremacist, and much more. No wonder I'm exhausted.

There was a time when I deemed Progtard antics laughable. I'm still laughing over Hank Johnson a Dem congressman, who worried that Guam would capsize if we sent more troops to the island. I still laugh at Hank, but, by and large, I am no longer amused by Progtards.

Last November, we voted for a border wall, an end to Obamcare and draining the swamp. The swamp rats are fighting all three. In the 2018 mid terms we can do some swamp draining of our own. It's not an instant cure, but the rats will know we mean business. It's time to take back our country.

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WORD OF THE DAY

BLACK FRIDAY, n.
1) In retailing it's the day after Thanksgiving. In the PIGdom, it refers to that ignoble day when Porcus got his wheezing piece of Apple Computer crap out of the repair shop.

2) A day when Americans scuttle the touchy-feely turkey day crap to wage war over that empty slot in the mall parking lot, and come thisclose to throttling a stranger who is after the one worthwhile item on the half price rack.


Today is the REAL Black Friday, a special day on our calendar when too damn many of you engage in mortal combat with complete strangers over 'bargain' items at the local mall. You're willing to risk life and limb over crap you don't want or need. Why? Because the shock treatments aren't working. You're SICK and badly in need of professional help.

Once again, I tell you that a today is the one, the only, the REAL Black Friday. If you were fooled into going 'Black Friday' on Turkey Day it doesn't count. Which part of FRIDAY didn't you understand?

By the time most of you read this, you will have fallen into the holiday news cycle trap and shot your shopping dollar wad, big damn time, on Black Friday.
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California man wants to launch himself in homemade rocket in effort to prove the Earth is flat – TheBlaze
Kate Scanlon Article Goal Inform

A California man wants to launch himself 1,800 feet high in a homemade rocket in an effort to prove that the Earth is flat, according to The Washington Post.
What did the man say?

Mike Hughes, a 61-year-old limo driver, told The Associated Press that he has spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His $20,000 project includes a mobile home he bought that he converted into a ramp.

Hughes told the AP that he intends to launch the rocket Saturday above the ghost town of Amboy, California, and accelerate to a top speed of 500 mph.

"If you're not scared to death, you're an idiot," Hughes said. "It's scary as hell, but none of us are getting out of this world alive. I like to do extraordinary things that no one else can do, and no one in the history of mankind has designed, built and launched himself in his own rocket. I'm a walking reality show."

According to the Post, Hughes told a flat-Earth group, which funded his endeavor, that his project will "shut the door on this ball earth." He argued NASA lied about the moon landing and the shape of the globe.

"John Glenn and Neil Armstrong are Freemasons," Hughes said. "Once you understand that, you understand the roots of the deception."

Though an amateur rocket scientist, Hughes nonetheless told the AP that "I don't believe in science."

"I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula," he said. "There's no difference between science and science fiction."

According to the Post, Hughes managed to fly a quarter-mile over Winkelman, Arizona, in one of his rockets in 2014.
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Roy Moore's campaign produces 'evidence' to undermine his two accusers
Gabby Morrongiello

Allies of Roy Moore offered several pieces of "new evidence" on Tuesday that they claimed should discredit the two women who accused the Alabama Senate GOP nominee of sexual assault.

Speaking at a press conference in Alabama, Moore's former chief of staff Ben Dupree said Leigh Corfman, one of several women who have come forward with allegations against Moore, was lying when she claimed the former judge would pick her up around the corner from her mother's house when she was barely a teenager and take her back to his home.

"Corfman claims that Moore picked her up around the corner from her house. However, according to public records, we've been able to find that Corfman's supposed pick-up place was more than a mile away from her mother's house," Dupree said, claiming that Corfman was living with her father at the time.

Corfman told the Washington Post this month that Moore once initiated sexual contact after they arrived at his house. She claims she was 14 years old at the time and Moore was in his early 30s.

She has also said her life "spiraled out of control" after the alleged incident with Moore, something the candidate's campaign disputed other Tuesday.

Reading court documents from a decades-old custody battle between Corfman's mother and father, the campaign staffer said both of Corfman's parents had "become increasingly worried about her destructive behavior" prior to her alleged encounter with Moore.

The Moore campaign also went after Beverly Young Nelson, who accused the Alabama Republican of sexually assaulting her in his vehicle outside of a restaurant she worked at when she was 15. During the press conference where she first accused Moore of foul play, Nelson produced a yearbook that she claimed he signed, but Moore's staff said that signature was faked.

"One of our attorneys pointed out that the message in the yearbook had been altered or faked to mock Moore's signature," Moore campaign spokesman Stan Cooke told reporters. "[Nelson's attorney Gloria] Allred has refused to release the yearbook and she said on MSNBC that even if the yearbook entry was altered, it would not impact the integrity of the allegation."

The staffer said details of Nelson's story were inconsistent with what employees of the diner she worked at had told Moore's campaign.

"Former waitresses at the Old Hickory House restaurant said employees had to be 16 years old. And the dumpsters [where Nelson claimed Moore parked his car and tried to assault her] were located to the side, not to the back," Cooke said.

"Nelson claimed that Judge Moore came in every night and sat at the counter, but employees told us that regular customers who sat at the counter were served by the short order cook and almost never interacted with the wait staff," he added.

Dean Young, a longtime friend of Moore's and a former congressional GOP candidate, said the allegations against him prove that Alabama voters are being tricked by the media.

"I want you to understand Alabamians, that the Judge Moore you knew two weeks ago is the same Judge Moore," he claimed.

Young said the future of the United States hinges on the outcome of the Dec. 12 Alabama Senate election, since it is the "first senatorial race since Donald Trump took office."

"You were the ones who were put here, I believe by God, to make this decision... and the question is, can you be tricked?" he asked.

Trump himself has yet to publicly condemn Moore. Prior to departing Washington on Tuesday, the president told reporters he doesn't "need a liberal Democrat" in the open Alabama Senate seat.

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nypost.com
The NFL ratings slump is getting worse
By Richard Morgan

The TV audience for NFL games steepened its slide in Week 11, losing 1 million viewers versus last year's season-to-date average.

The 6.3 percent slump — worsening from comparable declines of 5.6 to 5.7 percent during the previous three weeks — plagued a week whose off-the-field drama made gridiron tackling seem almost tame by comparison.

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones remained the major distraction by continuing to battle with fellow team owners and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

Jones brought even more tension to Week 11 when video footage surfaced late last week of the football tycoon making a racially charged remark at a 2013 wedding party.

President Donald Trump added to the off-field antics with a tweet calling for the suspension of the Oakland Raiders' Marshawn Lynch for not standing for the national anthem during a game played in Mexico City.

Only two games had audience gains.

The NBC "SNF" during which the Philadelphia Eagles whopped the Dallas Cowboys 37 to 9 managed to attract 12 percent more viewers than the comparable contest a year ago.

Fox's single header on Sunday, which saw the New Orleans Saints sneak past the Washington Redskins 34 to 31, drew 10 percent more viewers.

After starting 11.8 percent behind last year's TV audience for NFL games in Week 1, league viewership had either held its own or narrowed the gap through Week 8.

The 6.3 percent shortfall in Week 11 reflects an average viewership of 14.9 million for the NFL's 68 national telecasts this year versus 15.9 million for the season-to-date in 2016.

 

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1971 An enduring mystery and recurring source of slow news day prose reaches critical mass when Dan "DB" Cooper bails out of a 727 with $200,000 and vanishes

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