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January 22, 2018

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There once was a thug named Brown,
Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown,
Six bullets later,
He met his creator,
Then his homies burnt down the town

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DON'T TREAD ON ME
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Washington Redskins Owner Dan Snyder Has Proven Himself A True Warrior By Shrugging Off Korrectnik Thuggery. PIG Salutes ThIs Hero Of Inkorrectness For Standing Firm In His Decision To Keep The Name Redskins. Dan, You Are The Man!
CARD 'EM, DANO

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PIG'S GALLERY
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MOONBATS
Which Moonbat Deserves A One-Way Trip To Their Very Own, Self-Imposed Safe Space?

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Michael Moore*
Maxine Waters
Any Kardashian
Occutards
Cry Bullies
Q. Tarantino
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PIG SEZ

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"PIG oinks out a table-pounding tantrum about stuff that bugs the crap out of us. "
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Maybe it's the way the Saints lost to the Vikings. Maybe it's the afterglow from a high volume encounter with that math challenged twat who wheeled a pair of overflowing grocery baskets in the 10 items or less checkout line. Maybe it's unchanneled aggression 'inspired' by that pasta snob whose preferred meal is so complex, it took ten minutes to explain it.. Maybe it's that cellidiot who drove 30 mph below the posted limit, in the fast lane, with his turn signal blinking, for 30 damn miles. Whatever the cause, the PIG staff is in an especially ornery mood this week, so batten down the hatches PIGsters, it's going to be a very bumpy ride from here on out.

The unvarnished truth is that dumb stuff - big, small, cosmic or pathetically petty - bugs the living crap out of us. Since we're not wired for suffering in silence, we decided to vent our pent up frustrations here on this infamous cyberspace speed bump. If you beat a confession out of us - we'd probably enjoy it - we'd tell you that this inherent crankiness is one of the primary reasons we created PIG in the first place.

In a more rational era of our history, when a fella took a shine to a gal, he'd try to break the ice with idle chitchat. It often started with a routine compliment. He wasn't using it as code for "I want to bang you like a Chinese gong." He's saying "I'd like to know you better and this is the best I can do." In those bygone days, both of them were on the same page.

Things have changed, but our fella isn't that much different than his rational era counterpart. Today's gals, however, aren't even in the same universe as our fella. Her head is so crammed with NONAD horse shit, no matter what he says, our gal hears "I want to bang you like a Chinese gong." For turning chitchat into a sexual assault these me too gals can BITE ME

In that more rational era of our history, biology had the last word on gender. Nobody had their head up their ass about the two....TWO genders: male, female. Two genders means two sets of pronouns: he, him, his...she, her, hers. It's science, period.

Now, biology and its two genders isn't king of the hill. Biology has been supplanted by a brain fart of epic proportions. On Facebook, you have 71 gender options. Instead of biology, gender is determined by your whim of the moment. Pronouns are gibberish like zir and zim. For your gender bending insanity, you can BITE ME.

We are up to "here" with the scumbags - like the lying bastards at CAIR - who spend every waking minute whining about the way Islam is egregiously maligned by those dastardly 'Islamophobic' Infidels. We've f-ing had it with the willfully myopic apologists tying himself in verbal knots trying to separate Islam from terrorism. Enough already. When militant Mennonites strap bombs on themselves and blow up shopping centers, Toll Booths, or airliners, we'll listen to your "religion of peace drivel". When some Arab Springified Islamikaze pinheads seize control of a nation and impose inalienable individual liberty instead of Sharia tyranny, we'll reconsider your "religion of peace" whoppers. When the lion's share of the world's conflicts involve Quaker freedom fighters battling the differently-Quaker, we'll take your "religion of peace" bovine excrement under advisement. Until then, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts, PIG sez "BITE ME".

PIG has had it with Digital Douchbags who spend every waking minute waiting for Apple to poop out a new iPad or new iPhone model. We're no longer amused by the fool's radical mood swings. We're tired of the Digital Douchbag's 'my new toy is here' ecstasy and we're thisclose to kicking the fool's ass when the rumor that Apple has a newer one on the drawing board, plunges this cretin into a suicidal depression. It's time to grow up and realized that life still has meaning if you keep your iPhone 8 instead of getting the iPhone 10. Until then, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME".

PIG is ready to Taser the Techno Trappists who are so addicted to Twitter, Facebook, and Cell Idiocy, that they are incapable of socializing the old fashioned way, a face to face chat. Texting, Tweeting, and Facebook messaging are fine, but not when you're sitting together in the same room. It's time to put the gizmo down and TALK like civilized individuals. Until then, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME".

If, as seems to be the case, airport security is a vital tool in combating Jihadikaze scumbags, why the hell did we entrust this essential function to the damn government? Whose bright idea was it to entrust this function to job for life, affirmative action hired TSA (Transportation Security Administration) minions who are thwarted at every turn by mind-numbing Nanny State restrictions? If you're white, female, in a wheelchair and at least 90 years old, there's a 100% chance that you'll be given the full court press-class security search. But, if you are a 25 year old Jihadikaze who wants to board the plane carrying a hand grenade in one hand and a lit stick of dynamite in the other, the likely TSA response will be "Have a nice flight, Mahmoud". It's time for these profiling phobic pinheads to wake the hell up. Until then, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez "BITE ME".

Enough already with these tyrannical, tragically-deluded pinheads running pissant countries like Syria, Iran, Venezuela and North Korea! We're tired of rat bastards like Basementboy blaming their plight on Uncle Sam. You dug your own hole, butthead, so, until you get over yourself, from the bottoms of our PIGish hearts, PIG sez, "BITE ME".

PIG wants to kick the GOP Establishment in the nuts. We're fed up with these inside the Beltway lurkers who have no use for politics or its labels. Their primary professional goal is to maintain a slot on the guest list for all the D.C. parties by being affably bland. Devoid of any core convictions, they are like rudderless ships floating along with the prevailing political tide doing their best to avoid being noticed by anybody. It's time to stop worrying about party invitations and favorable coverage in news stories, and take a stand in defense of this once great nation. Until then, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME".

The News Nitwits' lemmings mentality is another thing that has us on the verge of going postal and mowing down these fools en masse in a high caliber fusillade. The Progtard pandering MSM's unabashed shilling for the Demoncrats and their neo-Marxist agenda has us cleaning Old Betsy. The MSM sounds like an echo chamber, with every damn one of them spewing the same talking points, the same. bullshit. Day after day, these fools rush headlong over that cliff, dooming rational adults to another orgy of pointless, fact-challenged pontificating that goes, on, and on, and on, until you're tempted to put your boob tube out of your misery with a point-blank blast from a double-barreled shotgun. Earth to News Nitwit lemmings, repeating the same stale crap hour after hour, day after day isn't "NEWS". Until you quit the lemming stampede, from the bottom of our PIGish hearts, PIG sez "BITE ME".

Companies that deploy those automated "Press 1 for" answering systems instead of having a live human picking up the damn phone are on the shortlist for PIGish retribution. As long as these mutants refuse to knock it the hell off, from the bottoms of our PIGish, PIG sez "BITE ME".

Are done venting? Hell no, wishful thinking Sparky.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the border jumping scumbag invaders who turn the part of the USA that they invade into the same squalid, crime-ridden, disease-spreading shit hole that they left behind in the old country. If that's how they want to live, GTFO of our country. Don't make us come over there.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the Colonista Coddling assholes who roll out the red carpet for border jumping scumbag invaders. If you love them that much, renounce your American citizenship and move to the shit hole country that pooped out the border jumping scum.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the Knee Jerks. The nation you're dissing made it possible for an ingrate like you to earn million$ playing a game.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the Hollywood Halfwits who are dumber than a box of rocks, when someone much smarter isn't putting words in their mouths. Playing 'let's pretend' doesn't impress the crap out of us, so put a sock in it, libertard douchbags.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the Elected Tormentors who think we can't smell the suffocating stench of bullshit, every time they open the pie holes.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the Educrats who put the 'cess' in 'cess-schools'. Pooping out properly indoctrinated idiots with self-esteem, instead of educated individuals who have mastered a basic skill set - reading, writing and math - isn't the job we pay you to do. Knock that shit off, assholes.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to self-defined 'victims'. Your inflated feelings of entitlement don't authorize you to rewrite history, exaggerate the accomplishments and/or suffering of your ancestors,. It doesn't entitle you to demand payment from people who weren't even born at the time, for things that happened to somebody else, centuries ago.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the class warriors who promote failure as the ultimate virtue, by demonizing achievers, whose success was earned the old fashioned way, as public enemy number one.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the entire Kardashian Klan whose media whoring, gold digging antics are disgusting. Their allotted 15 minutes of infamy can't end too soon.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to Ron Righteous and Sally Salvation who intrude on our lives, uninvited, to shill for their flavor of supernaturalism.

We try to be thrilled, but it's not easy. When you ignore our repeated 'thanks, but no thanks', you force us to throw your ass out. No means no, Holy Roller Sparky.

From the bottom of our PIGish hearts PIG sez, "BITE ME" to the following douchbags:

* Public sector unions and their henchmen

* Media sluts like Gloria Allred.

* Race hustlers like Je$$e Jackson & Co.

* Taggers and the snooty cretins who say it's "art"

* ANY whiner, complainer or sniveler that FEELS they are entitled to YOUR money, guvment cheese and not getting their precious feelings get hurt

* Busybodies, buttinskis and nosy neighbors

* Spammers, Robo-callers and junk mail punks who invade of your privacy and sanity

My neighbor with the hair-trigger car alarm that blares, endlessly can BITE ME..

My co-worker who has been in the USA for 25 friggin years and still can't make himself understood in English can BITE ME...

That Wonderland Moonbat who keeps moving the things I need, then can't remember where she put them can BITE ME...

Humor challenged eateries that spew asinine restraining orders can BITE ME...

Asshats who stage a 'sit in' at a four-way stop can BITE ME...

Program directors who make weekend radio unlistenable can BITE ME...

PIG Bunker Neighbors who have a tin ear when it comes GOOD music can BITE ME...

PIG publishers who don't give me ample room for all my "bite me's" can BITE ME...

CLEAR THE ROOM PIGsters, HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!


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GOLF, n.
1) A dual purpose benchmark that assesses a spectator's tolerance for boredom and a golfer's tolerance for unrelenting frustration.

2) An alleged sport whose unsung benefits include: curing insomnia in spectators, vastly improving the golfer's command of profanity, providing a useful gauge of the golfer's ability to cope with frustration.

 

"The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality"
H. L. Mencken

What I Learned in the Peace Corps
By Karin McQuillan

Three weeks after college, I flew to Senegal, West Africa, to run a community center in a rural town. Life was placid, with no danger, except to your health. That danger was considerable, because it was, in the words of the Peace Corps doctor, "a fecalized environment."

In plain English: s--- is everywhere. People defecate on the open ground, and the feces is blown with the dust – onto you, your clothes, your food, the water. He warned us the first day of training: do not even touch water. Human feces carries parasites that bore through your skin and cause organ failure.
Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined that a few decades later, liberals would be pushing the lie that Western civilization is no better than a third-world country. Or would teach two generations of our kids that loving your own culture and wanting to preserve it are racism.

Last time I was in Paris, I saw a beautiful African woman in a grand boubou have her child defecate on the sidewalk next to Notre Dame Cathedral. The French police officer, ten steps from her, turned his head not to see.

I have seen. I am not turning my head and pretending unpleasant things are not true.
Senegal was not a hellhole. Very poor people can lead happy, meaningful lives in their own cultures' terms. But they are not our terms. The excrement is the least of it. Our basic ideas of human relations, right and wrong, are incompatible.

As a twenty-one-year-old starting out in the Peace Corps, I loved Senegal. In fact, I was euphoric. I quickly made friends and had an adopted family. I relished the feeling of the brotherhood of man. People were open, willing to share their lives and, after they knew you, their innermost thoughts.

The longer I lived there, the more I understood: it became blindingly obvious that the Senegalese are not the same as us. The truths we hold to be self-evident are not evident to the Senegalese. How could they be? Their reality is totally different. You can't understand anything in Senegal using American terms.

Take something as basic as family. Family was a few hundred people, extending out to second and third cousins. All the men in one generation were called "father." Senegalese are Muslim, with up to four wives. Girls had their clitorises cut off at puberty. (I witnessed this, at what I thought was going to be a nice coming-of-age ceremony, like a bat mitzvah or confirmation.) Sex, I was told, did not include kissing. Love and friendship in marriage were Western ideas. Fidelity was not a thing. Married women would have sex for a few cents to have cash for the market.

What I did witness every day was that women were worked half to death. Wives raised the food and fed their own children, did the heavy labor of walking miles to gather wood for the fire, drew water from the well or public faucet, pounded grain with heavy hand-held pestles, lived in their own huts, and had conjugal visits from their husbands on a rotating basis with their co-wives. Their husbands lazed in the shade of the trees.

Yet family was crucial to people there in a way Americans cannot comprehend.

The Ten Commandments were not disobeyed – they were unknown. The value system was the exact opposite. You were supposed to steal everything you can to give to your own relatives. There are some Westernized Africans who try to rebel against the system. They fail.

We hear a lot about the kleptocratic elites of Africa. The kleptocracy extends through the whole society. My town had a medical clinic donated by international agencies. The medicine was stolen by the medical workers and sold to the local store. If you were sick and didn't have money, drop dead. That was normal.

So here in the States, when we discovered that my 98-year-old father's Muslim health aide from Nigeria had stolen his clothes and wasn't bathing him, I wasn't surprised. It was familiar.

In Senegal, corruption ruled, from top to bottom. Go to the post office, and the clerk would name an outrageous price for a stamp. After paying the bribe, you still didn't know it if it would be mailed or thrown out. That was normal.

One of my most vivid memories was from the clinic. One day, as the wait grew hotter in the 110-degree heat, an old woman two feet from the medical aides – who were chatting in the shade of a mango tree instead of working – collapsed to the ground. They turned their heads so as not to see her and kept talking. She lay there in the dirt. Callousness to the sick was normal.

Americans think it is a universal human instinct to do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It's not. It seems natural to us because we live in a Bible-based Judeo-Christian culture.

We think the Protestant work ethic is universal. It's not. My town was full of young men doing nothing. They were waiting for a government job. There was no private enterprise. Private business was not illegal, just impossible, given the nightmare of a third-world bureaucratic kleptocracy. It is also incompatible with Senegalese insistence on taking care of relatives.

All the little stores in Senegal were owned by Mauritanians. If a Senegalese wanted to run a little store, he'd go to another country. The reason? Your friends and relatives would ask you for stuff for free, and you would have to say yes. End of your business. You are not allowed to be a selfish individual and say no to relatives. The result: Everyone has nothing.

The more I worked there and visited government officials doing absolutely nothing, the more I realized that no one in Senegal had the idea that a job means work. A job is something given to you by a relative. It provides the place where you steal everything to give back to your family.

I couldn't wait to get home. So why would I want to bring Africa here? Non-Westerners do not magically become American by arriving on our shores with a visa.

For the rest of my life, I enjoyed the greatest gift of the Peace Corps: I love and treasure America more than ever. I take seriously my responsibility to defend our culture and our country and pass on the American heritage to the next generation.

African problems are made worse by our aid efforts. Senegal is full of smart, capable people. They will eventually solve their own country's problems. They will do it on their terms, not ours. The solution is not to bring Africans here.

We are lectured by Democrats that we must privilege third-world immigration by the hundred million with chain migration. They tell us we must end America as a white, Western, Judeo-Christian, capitalist nation – to prove we are not racist. I don't need to prove a thing. Leftists want open borders because they resent whites, resent Western achievements, and hate America. They want to destroy America as we know it.

As President Trump asked, why would we do that?

We have the right to choose what kind of country to live in. I was happy to donate a year of my life as a young woman to help the poor Senegalese. I am not willing to donate my country.

1959 E.T. snickers and Art Bell goes postal after the U.S. Air Force concludes its UFO investigation with a report that fewer than 1% of sightings are "unknown objects".

1964 Wisconsin slackers produce world's largest cheese (32,662.9 lbs). I don't know about you, but I don't want to be around when somebody cuts that much cheese.

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Do you feel entitled to the brass ring, blue ribbon, trophy or ring for merely showing up? Won't work here on PIG's field. Whether it's sports or any other form of competition, if you have the competitive spirit of a warrior and a PIGish sense of humor, click below for our newest Sports Section. Enjoy our cheerleading squad, pictured, we do!
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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
For too long, America's borders have been a portal for the unwelcome, uninvited, undocumented, over diseased and crime ridden riff-raff and parasitic hordes. They swarm across our porous borders, from all over the world to pee, puke, spit and poop in our melting pot...and worse. Read More >>>



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• ZERO TOLERANCE •
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