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PIG Gives Thanks To Those Who Deserve It & The Bird To The Pinheads, Peabrains, And Other Pests Who Make Our PIGish Job So Easy And So Damn Much Fun.

Thanksgiving is upon us and it's time for us to get over ourselves, take a step back and give thanks for all our blessings. It's a time when that we look around and reflect on all the glorious gifts that enrich us and say a solemn...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!

We interrupt this sickening sentimentality for a message from a rational adult. If you think PIG is going to serve up that kind of sentimental slop, you aren't paying attention, Sparky. This is PIG and we don't perpetrate that kind of "me too" holiday crap. We both know why you keep coming back for a generous helping of our infamous incorrectness, so don't even try to deny it. Are we up to this giving thanks challenge? You better damn believe it, turkey coma Sparky.

This year, we decided to continue a tradition that we initiated several years ago. I'm not sure when we veered off onto this new approach to giving thanks, but I'm reasonably certain it was after the pizza and beer fueled "porn babes or strippers" melee reached critical mass. We were contending with the residual bumps, bruises, abrasions and contusions, when we finally had our inspiration.

With a holiday dedicated to giving thanks upon us, PIG is more determined than ever to honor this holiday in our own, utterly PIGish, way. For the past few years, we 'helped' certain pinheads, peabrains and pygmy-winkied pests who continue to amaze, amuse and/or annoy us be thankful in a meaningful way. This year, we're taking another shot at some of the same fools, felons, fatheads and intellectual flatliners, who make our PIGish job so damn easy.

Many of you are already familiar with this PIGish Top Story tradition. On the off chance that there's a rookie in our reading audience, here are what pass for rules of engagement. First, there are those people, events, and things for which We the PIGs are no bull crap thankful. Owing, in large part, to the Red Shed Jihadikaze, our 'Thankful' list is shorter than usual.

We the PIGs will also salute those people, events and things for which We the PIGs are DIFFERENTLY thankful.

Finally, we kick it up several notches, by listing those people, events and things for which We the PIGs would LIKE TO BE thankful.

PIG is Thankful For...

PIG is no shit thankful for all the men and women, from sea to shining sea, who put their lives and pursuit of happiness on hold, while they put on the uniform to defend our liberty from our sworn enemies.

PIG is no bull crap profoundly thankful for all the rank and file Americans in the Tea Party movement. We're thankful that they shrugged off the verbal abuse, bullying, and race card retard antics, from the MSM, Moonbats, plus both political parties, while they steadfastly working to change the political landscape in this land conceived in liberty.

PIG is thankful for Ayn Rand who saw where were heading 50 years ago, in her eerily prophetic novel 'Atlas Shrugged'. It's not her fault that We the People ignored her warning until it was too late to stop the Marxist insanity.

PIG is profoundly thankful for Senator Mike Lee and Senator Ted Cruz who seem to be the only no shit rational AMERICAN adults in Congress.

PIG is VERY thankful for Internet-based radio shows plus iTunes Radio, for giving us something to entertain and enlighten us, when our local boom box choices SUCK.

PIG is profoundly thankful for the Turkey Fryer manufacturers who sell these weapons of mass poultry destruction to pyromaniac pinheads, allowing that holiday bird to go out in a blaze of glory which, invariably engulf's the Turkey Fryer twerps' home. Now that's entertainment.

PIG is profoundly thankful for the daily dose of 'warts and all' reality we get from Mark Levin. His voice of reason gives us the strength to keep fighting to restore the America that the Obamunists are hell bent to destroy.

PIG is profoundly thankful that the boob tube remote has a 'mute' switch, every time we stray onto that harpy-infested pestilence, The View.

PIG is provisionally thankful for that clown infested pimple on boob tube journalism's butt: MSNBC. This stellar assemblage of comedians puts MSNBC on a par with 'Laugh In', or the golden age of 'Saturday Night Live'.

PIG is thankful for TLC which made our day by kicking that pedophile pandering lard ass, Mama June, to the curb, when it yanked 'Honey Boo Boo' from its program lineup.

PIG is off the scale thankful for you, the loyal PIGsters who make regular pitstops at the FSOP.

PIG Is Differently Thankful For...

PIG is differently thankful for the Elected Tormentors who pinned a bull's-eye on wenchlets, by allowing pimple-faced perverts posing as transgenders to get a cheap thrill when they use the girls' restroom.

PIG is differently thankful for the horde of disease-ridden, gangbanger, dregs of Central American societies who swarmed over our southern border, unimpeded, uninvited and unwanted.

PIG is differently thankful for the rat bastards in D.C. who ushered in our post Constitutional era, by transforming this land conceived in liberty into a banana republic.

PIG is differently thankful for affirmative action school discipline, where only whitey gets punished for his infractions.

PIG is differently thankful that incoming Senate Majority Leader McConnell hasn't used his Cadillac health plan to have some quack give him a spine and a full set of balls.

PIG is differently thankful for hair incinerating asshats who have hissy fits over Washington REDSKINS.

PIG is differently thankful that the human gene pool has been egregiously damaged after Tila Tequila and Porn Star Kardashian-West have spawned.

PIG is differently thankful for a race-mongering Obama regime that has set the stage for a Rodney King class race war in Ferguson, Missouri.

PIG is differently thankful for all the brain dead, glass half full, buttheads who seek a silver lining on ISIS, by lauding the services/stability enjoyed by people in conquered territories. These buttheads didn't mention the majority of the original population who were beheaded, butchered, gang-raped to death or sold into sexual slavery.

PIG is differently thankful for a Dumbo-earred POTUS whose antics makes us utterly nostalgic for 'the good old days' of the Carter Administration.

PIG is differently thankful for an Obamunist Regime that has made the world a much more dangerous place by systematically destroying our military at the very moment we need it to square off with China, Russia, ISIS and Iran.

PIG is differently thankful for the Obamunist Regime's ruinous, catastrophic, deficit spending binge, that put this land conceived in liberty on the fast track to debt, despair, and the destruction of our prosperity.

PIG is differently thankful for a POTUS who flushes the U.S. Constitution down the crapper when he imposes his Marxist whims by issuing imperial decrees.

PIG is differently thankful that our designated fishwrap has stopped using AP as its primary news source and moved to the far left by making the New York Times its primary news source.

PIG is differently thankful that Canada has exiled an obnoxious little punk - Justin Bieber - to America. What the fuck did we do to Canada to deserve something THAT vile?

PIG is differently thankful for a music industry that a scrawny Twerking skank - Miley Cyrus- and an androgynous peep show pestilence - Lady Gaga - are the best they can offer.

PIG is differently thankful for a Marxist Jackass Party which has deliberately orchestrated the wanton destruction of America's healthcare system, thus significantly shortening the lives of ALL American citizens.

PIG is differently-thankful for Barack "O'Dumbo" Obama whose oversized ears seem inexplicably dysfunctional when it comes to detecting sounds - especially approval-ratings tanking blowback from We the People over his Nanny State on steroids antics. Despite their deficiencies when it comes to hearing, O'Dumbo's ears provide enough cooling shade - on each side - for a family of four, plus a score of Czars.

PIG is differently thankful that Blubbering John (House Speaker Boehner) is the top Elephant Clan fool on the hill (Capitol Hill).

PIG is differently thankful for an American Educrap scheme which fills eager young minds with Obama worshiping, culturally Marxist, claptrap.

PIG is differently thankful for public employee unions whose insanely expensive retirement plans have cities, counties and states, from sea to shining sea drowning in a sea of red ink.

PIG Would Like To Be Thankful For...

PIG would like to be thankful for Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz.

PIG would like to be thankful for a rational adult who shoved Obama's Imperial decree signing pen up Barry's ass then rammed it home with the presidential putter.

PIG would like to be thankful for an invitation to the Secret Service's next Columbian hooker mixer.

PIG would like to be thankful for a government edict that pinned a 'National Recreation Area' designation on Porn Star Kardashian's Jupiter size caboose then declared it 'open to the public'.

PIG would like to be thankful for a Congress controlling Elephant which mounted a vigorous defense of We the People, instead of rolling over and playing dead at the Marxist Moonbats' feet.

PIG would like to be thankful for a Dumbo-eared POTUS with Messianic delusions, who resigns, renounces his citizenship, then goes to live with his Shiite homeboys in Iran.

PIG would like to be thankful for a long overdue moment of intellectual clarity, which makes the looters and moochers venerate achievers for their accomplishments instead of denigrating them.

PIG would like to be thankful for some brain damaged Extra Terrestrial stoners who swooped down to abduct the entire Kardashian clan.

PIG would like to be thankful that Dick 'Got It Wrong Again' Morris and Karl 'Legend in His Own Mind' Rove moved to a Trappist Monastery.

PIG would like to be thankful for a Commander in Chief who loved our country enough to vigorously defend it from our sworn enemies.

PIG would like to be thankful for very special Rapture-like event which beamed out all the Islamikazes, the Obamunists, and such irredeemably Marxist Moonbats as Barry, Upchuck Schumer, Whorehouse Harry, San Fran Nan, and Barbara Boxer.

PIG would like to be thankful for an airline traveler who finally snaps and repays the on-going Gate Grope abuse by beating the TSA piece of crap into a bloody pulp. We the PIGS would like to be SO thankful, that we'd $hell out for a legal defense fund.

PIG would like to be thankful for a Homeland Stupidity Department, which showed the same level of aggression against border jumping scumbag invaders as their TSA goons typically deploy against law abiding, air traveling Americans.

PIG would like to be thankful for an automotive engineer who invented a 'just kidding' signal and gave it to that dipstick who sorely tested our faith in our fellow man, by driving 50 miles, in the same lane of the expressway, with his, her, hisher, or its turn-signal flashing the thrilling 'I'm an idiot' news.

PIG would like to be thinkful for a rational adult who would pull over the pinhead driving 25 mph in the fast lane on the Expressway then show that slowpoke the location and function of the f**king accelerator.

Hambo's Special Thanks

Hambo is off the scale thankful that, despite the 300,000 miles it has traveled, his 30 year old Paganmobile still gets him where he needs to go, without any unwanted drama.

Hambo is thankful for Wonderland, which puts money in his pocket while it gives him a steady stream of inspirational episodes for his PIGish scribbles.

Hambo is thankful for his partner in PIGish fun and games, Porcus O'Publisher.

Hambo is no bull crap thankful for his lovely bride who hasn't let her husband's unrelenting PIGish antics shatter her sanity.

The Free State Of PIG is thankful for all past, present and future visitors to PIG.

Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving.


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WORD OF THE DAY

REPUBLICAN PARTY, n.

A political organization whose leadership is so steeped in self-defeating ineptitude that they make a clown posse look like icons of organizational prowess.

"We are in a silent coup that has been going on for the last few years to transition America away from the principles and liberty that it was founded on, into a post-Constitutional period that we now have. We are no longer a vibrant Constitutional Republic, President Obama has done everything in his power to push us away from that. The system is broke, the nation is at a different time than it was in the past because we have distanced ourselves from the Constitution."
– Mark Levin

House Speaker Boehner's office issued the following plea from Sobby: Has anyone seen my balls?

The News in Zingers
By Argus Hamilton

• President Obama announced his executive order legalizing millions of illegal aliens Thursday in a televised address. Everyone agrees that it's a whole new day. Who would've guessed that six years into Obama's presidency Charles Manson would be a family man and Bill Cosby would be the sociopath?

• Charles Manson acquired a marriage license to marry a young Los Angeles woman named Star who visits the serial killer in California prison. She is twenty- six years old and Manson is eighty. The age difference may not seem like much now, but when he's ninety, she'll have been dead for ten years.

• Texas GOP Senator Ted Cruz lashed out a Net Neutrality proposal that would add government Internet regulations to keep telecoms from creating pricey elite traffic tiers. He went too far calling it the Obamacare of the Internet. Anyone over fifty is likely to think that Funny or Die is the death panel.

• President Obama returned from three successful trade conferences in Asia and Australia this week. While in China he was inundated by requests for more U.S. visas so that the Chinese can come to America and work. They're too arrogant to go to Mexico and wait their turn at the truck stop.

• President Obama's decision to legalize five million illegal aliens by executive order drew cheers from Latino activists on Wednesday. It's a new day. Illegal immigrant protestors in L.A. told reporters they are determined to remain in America and live free. Now all they have to do is qualify for disability.

• The Chamber of Commerce called on Congress to pass an immigration reform bill that will bring millions more illegals out of the shadows. The Chamber represents businesses that hire them. A labor report reveals one out of every seven U.S. workers was born outside the United States, the rest still live in India.

• President Obama will give a speech in a Las Vegas high school today to lay out the details of his executive order which will legalize the status of five million illiegal [sic] aliens in the U.S. He's always welcome in Las Vegas. The casinos will send a plane for anybody who's nineteen trillion dollars in debt.

• Missouri's governor called out the National Guard ahead of the grand jury verdict in Ferguson expected any day. The weather is chilling both protestors and the police. It's so cold in Ferguson that CNN just retreated back to their warm studio and resumed looking for the missing Malaysian airliner.

• Dumb and Dumber Two starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels topped the American box office last week. They play imbeciles caught up in situations over their heads. Variety calls the movie idiotic, the L.A. Times calls it stupid, and the MIT professor who created Obamacare calls it the target demographic.

• Bill Cosby went on NPR Radio Saturday and refused to comment on all the women who accused him of drugging their drinks and having sex with them while they were passed out. What a nightmare. It's a tough week for Bill Cosby when you're in the news with Charles Manson and you're the scary one.

• Charles Manson shocked the world Tuesday by obtaining a marriage license in prison to marry a twenty-six-year-old groupie named Star. The prison chaplain will perform the wedding ceremony. Charlie's old friends in Los Angeles are thrilled and happy to see that he's finally decided to settle down.

• President Obama shunned Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber who said American stupidity was key to getting it passed. He's disowned. The reception for him is so cold the temperature in the country would be ten degrees warmer if not for Jonathan Gruber bumping into Democrats at airports.

• President Obama's nominee for Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, was reported preparing for stiff questioning in her U.S. Senate confirmation hearings. Her nomination did raise eyebrows. Loretta Lynch is a curious choice for Attorney General, since she has no previous experience running guns into Mexico.

• Missouri's governor Jay Nixon called out the National Guard ahead of the Ferguson grand jury decision Monday night. It's easy to tell if the riots have occurred. If the racist jokes your friends send you get a lot of dislikes tomorrow morning, it means hundreds of people in Missouri have new laptops.

• Senate Democrats refused to vote for the Keystone Pipeline which they knew President Obama would veto in order to save Mary Landrieu's Senate seat. It's insane. Democrats are tired of Rush Limbaugh calling them the Democrat Party, they want to be called by their full name, the Donner Party.

• Homeland Security ripped the Secret Service over the latest fence-jumping incident at the White House. There have been forty fence-jumping incidents at the White House over the last five years. Half of them were intruders trying to get in and the other half was President Obama trying to get out.

• Russia announced their long-range bombers will fly on reconnaissance missions from the Arctic Circle to the Caribbean to the Gulf of Mexico. It's one of two things. Russia is either flexing its military muscles or they're so broke they have to make extra money by doing Christmas deliveries for Amazon.

• President Obama vowed to legalize five million illegal aliens if the GOP Congress doesn't pass immigration reform. There's no middle. Congress is considering making Major League Baseball's Opening Day a national holiday, and that's the closest the Republicans will get to immigration reform.

• New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio declared New York Ebola-free Wednesday after the Ebola-infected doctor rode out his three-week quarantine. Dallas was also declared Ebola-free after its exposed patients made it through the three weeks. Apparently the cure for Ebola in America is for the election to be over.

• The National Geological Survey reported a five-point earthquake struck the Southwest Tuesday which was felt up and down the state of Oklahoma. It's a sign of the times that the politicians won't mention. The economy is so bad in California that even the earthquakes are moving back to Oklahoma.

• Obamacare architect and MIT professor Jonathan Gruber was caught on tape five times braying that voter stupidity was vital to passing Obamacare. Who's stupid now? Every politician who ever had to shake a hand for a vote is looking at Jonathan Gruber and can't believe he's the sperm that won.

1497 With nothing better to do, Vasco da Gama rounds Cape of Good Hope.

1718 English pirate, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, dies off Virginia coast.

1842 When Mount St. Helen erupts, Evangelist Pat Robertson says Old Ka-Boom is mad at America; Al Gore tells Pat to "shut up, sit down", blames Global Warming.

1888 A swinger long before swinging was declared 'cool', Tarzan of the Apes, a man wrestling with his animal nature, is born, according to Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel.

1921 Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect when Dr. gives him spank of life.

1950 Shooting accuracy and scoring take a night off in front of 7,021 fans when the Fort Wayne Pistons beat the Minneapolis Lakers by lowest NBA score: 19 to 18.

1955 RCA Victor pays Sam Philips of Sun Records the princely sum of $25,000 for the rights to a truck driver from Tupelo, Mississippi, Elvis Presley.

1961 Movie producers Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman begin a publicity campaign to make a relatively unknown actor, Sean Connery, an international movie star.

1963 Lee Harvey Oswald guns down President John F. Kenney in Dallas.

1968 Boob tube history is made with 1st interracial kiss (Kirk & Uhura).

1980 Screen legend Mae West takes her final bow, dies at age 87.

1996 O. J. "The Butcher" Simpson finally takes the stand at his civil trial.

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Get your weekly whiff as Hambo serves up a real steaming load to those thart merit this odiferous awad. It's OK to look. It's OK to smell. It's even OK to touch. But for those that have the misfortune of stepping in it, they get...A Steaming Load Award.
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