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May 27, 2017

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There once was a thug named Brown,
Who bum-rushed a cop with a frown,
Six bullets later,
He met his creator,
Then his homies burnt down the town

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Michael Moore*
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MEMORIAL DAY
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"Wars are fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and the man who leads that gains the victory."
- General George S. Patton
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[It's time to honor those exceptional Americans who died defending our liberty. Those who served, especially the 1478 who died in Afghanistan under the Obama regime, deserve our apology for allowing these abuses:

• Military decisions made in Washington by Elected Tormentors, and were based on political expediency.

• Warriors were commanded by a CIC who not only disrespected them, he despised them.

• Fewer warriors were asked to do more with less.

• Rules of Engagement deliberately left our warriors defenseless.

• Affirmative action promotions in officer ranks favored pedigree [personal and political] over those candidates who were battle tested.

If Barry were POTUS in WWII, he would have surrendered to Hitler and apologized to Tojo.]

Memorial Day is about remembering, recognizing and honoring those men and women who made that ultimate sacrifice in the defense of this nation conceived in liberty. The origins of Memorial Day are hotly disputed, but we doubt that it matters. Originally called 'Decoration Day', one of its earliest official incarnations came on May 5, 1868, when General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, issued his General Order No. 11. General Order No. 11 decreed that on May 30, 1868, flowers be placed on all the graves of the honored, Civil War dead - Union and Confederate - in Arlington National Cemetery.

In the ensuing years, one by one, states joined in the commemoration, until, after World War I, all the states were on board. After World War I, the day of remembering, recognizing and honoring was expanded to include all Americans who died in the service of our country. Eventually, 'Decoration Day' evolved into Memorial Day, which moved from May 30th, to the last Monday in May.

Here in the Free State of PIG, we agree that one day a year should be set aside to 'decorate' the graves of our fallen warriors. We do not, however, like the way this 'remembering, recognizing and honoring' has evolved. By confining these activities to one day of the year, we have allowed ourselves to forget, ignore and dishonor the price paid by these fallen warriors, the other 364 days of the year.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor spits in the face of the men who froze to death at Valley Forge without ever knowing that their sacrifice made their dream of a nation conceived in liberty a reality.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor, renders meaningless the blood shed by the 600,000 Americans who fought and died during a Civil War that threatened to tear this nation apart at the seams.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor erases the sacrifice of the 90,000 Americans who died fighting the arch-enemy of our liberty, Communism, in Korea and Vietnam, when we allow glib political opportunists to make "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need", the law of this great land.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor tells the Americans who died fighting tyranny on battlefields in France, Iwo Jima, Guadalcanal, Okinawa, Kuwait and Iraq "your death is meaningless".

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor means we allow so-called Americans with an agenda to coerce us into obsessing on the nearly 6,531 American warriors who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2003. We've had it with these clueless peace punks who want to exploit, and cheapen, the deaths in the on-going war, the way many of their ilk did during the Vietnam War. We are determined to remember, recognize and honor ALL the brave Americans who have died for our country, since this nation's inception. Each of these deaths must be remembered, recognized and honored equally. A death on the battlefield isn't demeaned in the least because it occurred in an unpopular war.

The Free State of PIG has had it with this bull crap We're declaring war on forget, ignore and dishonor.

When we stand up against those who would strip away our liberties and coerce us into submission, we remember, recognize and honor those out-gunned, out-manned and out-matched patriots who died during the Revolutionary War that gave birth to this nation conceived in liberty.

When we speak out against those who would Balkanize America based on race, national origin and class, we remember, recognize and honor those who died in a bloody Civil War that, at much too high a price, once again made us 'one nation, indivisible'.

When we sound the warning against the new purveyors of international tyranny and those seeking world domination, we remember, recognize and honor more than 450,000 American warriors who died on foreign shores, fighting international tyranny in two World Wars.

When we confront precious snowflakes whose response to adversity is a pitiful whimper, we remember, recognize and honor our fallen warriors who could tell these cringers:

We didn't get a participation trophy, unless you count medals for valor awarded posthumously.

There aren't any safe spaces on a battlefield. There are only body bags.

Micro aggression? Try squaring off with a heavily-armed foe who has all the latest military technology at his disposal when he tries to kill you.

The Free State of PIG thinks it is time to kick forget, ignore and dishonor to the curb. The Free State of PIG wants each of us to take remember, recognize and honor to the next level. How? It's the task of we, the living, to do everything in our power to guarantee that those who died protecting our inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness didn't sacrifice their lives in vain.

Like our heroic warriors, we must arm ourselves for this battle to preserve, protect and defend this nation conceived in liberty. Instead of tanks, planes, rifles and bayonets, we must arm ourselves with the core concepts on which this nation was built. We must use our intellect to fight those who would render meaningless the blood shed for our liberty. While our warriors continue to fight and die in this battle against a determined enemy in far off places, we must fight an equally determined enemy here on the home front.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty by doing whatever it takes to get top notch, timely medical care for warriors whose bodies where shattered in our defense. We will not tolerate a Veterans Administration healthcare system which callously, deliberately neglects our wounded warriors to death, by denying them access to medical care.

We must remember, recognize and honor the brave Americans who died defending our nation's very existence by fighting back against the Colonistas, border jumpers and Elected Tormentor Quislings who seek to erase our borders.

We must remember, recognize and honor more than 1.1 million Americans who have died in battle since this nation's birth, by restoring the original American vision. We must mount a vigorous counterattack in the halls of government to, once more, make this a nation that maximizes individual liberty and minimizes the intrusive, coercive, downright unAmerican, growth of government.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the warriors who paid the ultimate price for our liberty, by refusing to let another glib prompter punk and his Libertard Marxist cohorts eviscerate our freedom and dismantle the capitalism that energizes our liberty. We must defend the home front as tirelessly as our men and women in uniform defend America on foreign shores.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the warriors from our nation's inception, to the present, who died defending out liberty, by expunging the Korrectness which is endangering our men and women in uniform. We the People, who benefit from their service must put an and to the madness infesting the Pentagon. Affirmative action promotions in the upper ranks? Sensitivity training on the front lines? Making our warrior women in Afghanistan wear a hijab? Enough already!

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty, by demanding that our warriors aren't sent in harm's way out gunned, out manned, because funds needed for men and material have been diverted to bullshit like giving that scumbag Bradley Manning a sex change.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty by reaching out to their fellow warriors who are, at this very moment, putting it all on the line for us. If you listen carefully, you'll hear the voices of the honored dead asking us to make sure we show our 21st century warriors that we still remember, recognize and honor them, too. How? Join one of the many support groups who are dedicated to this worthy task, groups like Soldiers Angels or Adopt -A-Soldier. At minimum, you can remember, recognize and honor our men and women in uniform by simply thanking them for their service to this nation conceived in liberty.

We must never forget why, from this nation's birth, so many of our best and brightest put themselves in harm's way and died on our behalf. We don't have the luxury to sit back and forget, ignore and dishonor these exceptional Americans 364 days a year, then assuage our guilty conscience on the last Monday in May. We must stand up, every day. We must remember, recognize and honor them every day by boldly speaking out on their behalf with this vow:

"They didn't lay down their lives for campus speech codes. They didn't lay down their lives to line the pockets of parasites with the rightful property of those who earned it. They didn't lay down their lives for a properly-hyphenated, Balkanized, race-hustler infested America. They didn't lay down their lives so the Quislings in the halls of government can hand citizenship to border jumping scumbag invaders whose only interest in America is robbing it blind. They didn't lay down their lives so a Fifth Column of Jihadikaze operatives can strip away our inalienable liberty and impose Sharia tyranny in its place. They didn't lay down their lives for rampaging leftist mobs who want to destroy the liberty they paid for with their lives. They didn't lay down their lives so the enemy at home can turn the 'shining city on the hill' into an impoverished, third world cess-pool. They laid down their lives for my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness and I vow to remember, recognize and honor their sacrifice every day of my life, by taking this fight to our enemies, foreign and domestic."

These noble, heartfelt, words are nothing more then hot air, unless we back it up with action. When America's very existence hung in the balance, the patriots of 1776 were there. When America tried to tear itself apart in 1860, brave Americans, on both sides of the battle, were there. When tyrants tried to smother liberty in World War II, brave Americans were there for us. Now, it's our turn. For the last 8 years, the enemies of our liberty seized control of our government, making the sacrifices paid by our fallen warriors meaningless. It's time for us to be there. It's time for us to restore the America they fought for, and died defending. It's our turn now and I refuse to let them down.

Too many of our American warriors died for our country in Barry's asinine, 'what our enemy really needs is hug' battle plan, while we forgot, ignored and dishonored, America's fallen warriors. Will we endanger our men and women on the front lines by arming them with diplomatic gasbags, instead of the ships, planes, bombs, bullets and bayonets? Will we allow our warriors to die needlessly, while Jackass Party asshats spew their defeatist mantra? Or, will We the People remember, recognize and honor every American who fought for, every American who died defending, our country, by putting an immediate end to the Progtards' ticking nuke time bombs in Iran and North Korea which hurl us perilously closer to WWIII?

Determined to lead by example, PIG refuses to be forget, ignore and dishonor. From the bottom of our PIGish hearts we thank them. We thank each and every one of them. We begin by thanking Crispus Attucks, an escaped slave who was, arguably, the first individual to die for American liberty when he was shot down on March 5, 1770 in the Boston Massacre. Next, we thank all those who followed over the next two centuries. We conclude by thanking all the men and women in uniform who are, at this very moment, in harm's way while they're defending this nation conceived in liberty.

Remember, take that moment of silent remembrance this Memorial Day.

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WORD OF THE DAY

LEAKER, n.

Not to be confused with some poor wretch with a bladder problem, it's a swamp rat who puts political expediency ahead of oaths taken.

Ronald Reagan once said that we're never more than a generation away from losing our freedom. It seems that we are looking at the generation that is going to take it right now.
– Jeremy Meister on liberal thuggery

Should Uncle Sam impose term limits on bureaucrats?

Ponder this...

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body – men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Money talks but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, here, fill this out?

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, Sag Harbor.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

Denny's has a slogan, If it's your birthday, the meal is on us. If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

Hummm, never thought of this! The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

Once again, common sense from Old Frank.

Easy Demo Lesson on "Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGPW)

Dear Friends and Colleagues:

As you may know, I do not subscribe to the twisting of 'science' that claims that a bit less than four parts per ten thousand of carbon dioxide in atmosphere will melt the ice caps, flood Florida and the Jersey Coast and reduce our forests and midlands to deserts. In explaining the non-science behind such nonsense, one finds it difficult to get the unwitting convert to AGPW to realize his/her folly in believing the claptrap that spews from our media and many of our education establishments.

I have hit upon a simple a simple demo that may help them acquire some needed skepticism about the baloney they have been fed. Get a sheet of letter-sized graph paper and total up the number of squares on the whole grid. Mine has 25 tiny squares per block and 24 blocks on the log side and 18 blocks along the shorter side, for a total of 10800 tiny squares on the sheet. Now, color in at a random, widely separated manner, four of those tiny squares. Voila! The whole sheet represents the earth's atmosphere and the four, tiny colored-in tiny squares represent – oh, the horror – naturally occurring and life-sustaining -- carbon dioxide.

If this little demo fails to convince or at least instigate a degree of skepticism, you are likely dealing with a truly hard case, who will only admit his or her folly when our planet once again returns to a prolonged cool spell. Climate change zealots don't want us to look at history – of the famines, droughts, the migrations of peoples displaced by fickle weather patterns, the centuries of bitter cold, when much of humankind was lost when crops failed to grow and whole cities were abandoned. And there were no SUVs, power plants, or other bugaboos emitting life-giving carbon dioxide. Natural climate cycles are embedded not only in our written and oral histories, but in the geological record as well.

Windmills and solar arrays are not the technologies of the future. We will find energy breakthroughs that will permit us to wean ourselves from fossil fuels; but, the Good Lord hasn't revealed to us His answers yet. They will come in time, and until then we can marvel and be thankful for His wonderful synergy for life on His loveliest of planets: We air breathers inhale oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide – which plants must have to live, -- and which not only feed us; but, 'exhale' life-sustaining oxygen in return. Note bene: When carbon dioxide in the atmosphere falls below two and half parts per ten thousand, plants wither and die!

I wonder if Bill Nye the "Science" Guy knows that. Or the high school drop-out Leonardo DiCaprio? Or Al Gore? They could 'look it up' as we say….

Old Frank

A Delicate Corporate Matter

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one at a time until only Bob, the most junior member was left sitting outside.

Finally it was Bob's turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other directors seated around a table.

He was invited to join them, which he did. As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, "Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?"

"Oh, no Sir, positively not!" Bob replied.

"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her!"

"You'd swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere."

"Good, then you fire her!"

 

*Publisher's Note: New year. New administration. Look for some timely updates and a few new side splitting and/or head scratching sections on our pages.

1790 Jeremiah "Laziest Man In History" Carlton dies at age 89 after refusing to get out of bed for 70 years.

1850 Due to a fatally flawed comm link with the celestial realm, the Mormons get a wake-up call when their Temple in Nauvoo, Illinois is flattened by a twister.

1997 A red-blooded horndog judge, goes gooey after he gets an eyeful of Pam Anderson's sweater bursting talent & sez "not guilty of breaking a contract".

1997 20 British women become first all-female team to reach the North Pole, immediately start complaining about color scheme: "it's okay, if you like white".

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INVASION OF THE BORDER JUMPERS
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