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CODDLEGE, n.
Former institutions of higher learning, where infantilization has replaced education and pablum has supplanted pizza as the favorite snack. They're eerily similar to a daycare, since the primary function is keeping the infants from crying and/or having a temper tantrum.

It's that time of year, that speed bump on the calendar, when parent 1 and parent 2 send Beavis and Moonbeam off to an institute of higher learning. I hope parent 1 and parent 2 are ready for a rude awakening, because Ivory Towers ain' t what they used to be, in the not that distant past.

Once upon a time:

Back in the day, grade school instilled a set of basic skills in its young minds, teaching the students to read, write, and solve basic math problems. Middle School and High School, polished the students' reading, writing, and math skills. At the same time, students were given an introduction to science - chemistry, biology, and physics - encouraged to learn a foreign language - Spanish, French, or Latin - and given a basic understanding of our government, U.S. History and World History.

If it was done properly, students emerged after 12 years with enough understanding of the essentials to function in the adult world. If it sounds a tad 'cookie cutter', it was.

The fun started, if/when a high school grad headed to college, where the student's introduction to the action packed world of ideas promised to be an intellectual and emotional thrill ride. In college, a student's half-baked notions - parochial brain farts based on his, her, hisher or its upbringing - were challenged by professors who enjoyed bursting a student's intellectual bubbles. It wasn't enough for a student to be 'right' on a given subject. He, she, heshe or had to learn how to defend his ideas/convictions.

Until you've been there, there's no way to describe the impact of having a rational adult dismantle one of your sacred intellectual cows. If you've accepted the validity of your beliefs without questioning them, without thinking them through, you have no defense against someone who knows what they believe and why.

Validating your beliefs was part of the highly touted 'free exchange of ideas' where, not so long ago, an Ivory Tower provided a suitable forum where all ideas, noble and profane, could be subjected to a vigorous debate. It wasn't for the faint hearted, but it certainly gave those flabby intellectual 'muscles' a vigorous workout.

The brave new world of higher educrap which awaits Beavis and Moonbeam bears little resemblance to those Ivory Towers of bygone years. Today, they're eerily similar to a daycare, where the primary task is keeping the infants from crying or having a tantrum.

At Ivory Towers, from sea to shining sea, the most ubiquitous boo-boo inflicting goodie is called microaggression. Microaggression? You bet and it's a doozy

Here's THEIR view of it:

Microaggressions are brief, everyday exchanges involving subtle racism, sexism, and heterosexism. Perpetrators of microaggressions are often unaware that they engage in such verbal/non-verbal communication.

-A co-worker told me I spoke very good English. I replied, I have been practicing super hard for the last 30 years. (I am Vietnamese).

" A teacher came up to me, called me Harlin, and told me I had lunch duty. I told him, I'm not Harlin and I look nothing like him.

Here's mine:

MICROAGGRESSION, n.
The crown jewel of victimhood, this pile of turds allows the chronically oppressed to interpret anything, no matter how petty or innocuous, that whitey does - including breathing - as demeaning, discriminatory, and downright evil.

Micoaggression is egregiously subjective. No matter what your intention might be, only a thin skinned individual who has been anointed with a 'certified victim' designation is authorized to pass judgement on it. If he, she, heshe, or it pins a 'microaggression' label on it, it's settled and you're screwed.

Microaggressions include, among other things:

Invoking the melting pot AKA assimilation. Why? It demeans cry baby's native culture when you brandish American elitism.

If you advocate the meritocracy, by insisting everyone get measured by a single, objective standard...If you believe each individual must succeed or fail based on their own merits, you're guilty of microaggression. Why You're asserting that when it comes to success race - any immutable trait - is irrelevant.

You're in one of those long lines which are/were inescapable during registration, so you ask the person next to you, "Where are you from?" You're expecting something like "New York" or "Kentucky", but, if the person is one of the properly hyphenated they might pin a microaggression label on it because they hear "You are not American."

In a math or science class, one of those devilish details eludes you, so you discuss it with the smartest person in the class. If that smartest individual is Asian you're guilty of microaggression for 'assuming all Asians are good in math or science'.

If, like me, you ignore immutable traits and deal with each person as an individual, we're both guilty of microaggression. Our sin, refusing to acknowledge race.

Another, related, infantilizing gem is the 'Trigger Warning'. It's often described as a 'spoiler' alert, similar to the ratings that precede a movie or television show. A Trigger Warning on a college course or lecture says, in essence, 'if you'll get a boo-boo from a frank discussion of subjects 'a', 'b', or 'c', report to the nearest pablum dispenser, where a nanny will guide you a safe distance from any painful enlightenment.'

Here are some real life examples of Ivory Tower inmate infantilization:

Where: Brown University

What: A debate about campus sexual assault between Jessica Valenti, the founder of feministing.com, and Wendy McElroy, a libertarian.

Panty Twister: Wendy would probably criticize the term "rape culture"

Countermeasures: Brown's president, Christina H. Paxson, announced that the university would hold a simultaneous, competing talk to provide "research and facts" about "the role of culture in sexual assault." Meanwhile, student volunteers put up posters advertising that a "safe space" would be available for anyone who found the debate too upsetting.

Fun Facts: The safe space, [Katherine Byron, a senior at Brown University and a member of its Sexual Assault Task Force] explained, was intended to give people who might find comments "troubling" or "triggering," a place to recuperate. The room was equipped with cookies, coloring books, bubbles, Play-Doh, calming music, pillows, blankets and a video of frolicking puppies, as well as students and staff members trained to deal with trauma. Emma Hall, a junior, rape survivor and "sexual assault peer educator" who helped set up the room and worked in it during the debate, estimates that a couple of dozen people used it. At one point she went to the lecture hall — it was packed — but after a while, she had to return to the safe space. "I was feeling bombarded by a lot of viewpoints that really go against my dearly and closely held beliefs," Ms. Hall said. [L.I. - emphasis added]

Safe spaces are an expression of the conviction, increasingly prevalent among college students, that their schools should keep them from being "bombarded" by discomfiting or distressing viewpoints.

Hambo aside: If parent 1 and parent 2 send Beavis or Moonbeam to Brown, this is what their $66,000 a year gets them.

Where: Oberlin College, Georgetown University

What: A visit by avowed feminist, Christina Hoff Sommers

Panty-Twister: A scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, she espouses ideas that give delicate snowflakes a boo-boo.

Countermeasures: Trigger warnings were issued asserting, in her words, that her "very presence on campus" was "a form of violence" and that she was threatening students' mental health. At Oberlin, 30 students and the campus therapy dog retired to a "safe room" with soft music, crayons and coloring books to escape any uncomfortable facts raised by Sommers.

Fun Facts: "There's a move to get young women in combat, and yet on our campuses, they are so fragile they can't handle a speaker with dissenting views." Christina Hoff Sommers

"I wonder whether there will be demands for the military to have therapy dogs and safe rooms in combat situations." Walter Williams

Where: Smith College

What: Panel Discussion at Alumnae gathering

Panty Twister: Free-speech advocate Wendy Kaminer, said 'nigger' while arguing against the use of the euphemism "the n-word" when teaching American history or "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."

Countermeasures: The president of Smith College, Kathleen McCartney, apologized for causing students and faculty to be "hurt" when she failed to object to a racial epithet uttered by Ms. Kaminer.

Fun Facts: In the uproar that followed, the Student Government Association wrote a letter declaring that "if Smith is unsafe for one student, it is unsafe for all students."

"It's amazing to me that they can't distinguish between racist speech and speech about racist speech, between racism and discussions of racism," Ms. Kaminer said in an email.

[W]hile keeping college-level discussions "safe" may feel good to the hypersensitive, it's bad for them and for everyone else. People ought to go to college to sharpen their wits and broaden their field of vision. Shield them from unfamiliar ideas, and they'll never learn the discipline of seeing the world as other people see it. They'll be unprepared for the social and intellectual headwinds that will hit them as soon as they step off the campuses whose climates they have so carefully controlled. What will they do when they hear opinions they've learned to shrink from? If they want to change the world, how will they learn to persuade people to join them?
'In College and Hiding From Scary Ideas', Legal Insurrection

I suggest that you read that last paragraph again, because it's too, too, true. Unless Beavis and Moonbeam plan to spend their whole life inside the insular realm of academia, they're on a collision course with objective reality where there aren't any safe rooms, or trigger warnings. Out in the real world, there's a creature who won't let you run and hide: a rational adult.

My personal wake-up call didn't happen at an Ivory Tower, but the process was painful, none the less:

I give a free ranging rational adult credit for lifting the mental fog which clouded my thinking, when I was young, full of myself, and clueless.

Admittedly, my reality check was a painful one. It happened while I was working for a company that made a primordial form of computer memory devices. At the time, two of us shared a small test room, where we performed some mindless tasks that left ample time for conversations.

An Objectivist, my co-worker always managed to humiliate me during our discussions of various ideas and/or events. Eventually, I got the message. I was spouting drivel that had been jammed into my brain, unprocessed. Since I never fully analyzed my 'beliefs', I didn't have a snowball's chances in hell of defending them. Okay, let's be real...the mush that filled my brain at that time was indefensible.

After he had his fun at my expense, my co-worker took pity on me and gave me a guidebook to lead me out of my mental fog. It was 'Atlas Shrugged', a book which, in every possible way, rocked my world.

Regrettably, there aren't as many free ranging rational adults as there were, but there are more than enough. That's spiffy, out here, in the so-called 'real world'. Unfortunately, free ranging rational adults are an endangered species where Beavis and Moonbeam are going. In other words, parent 1 and parent 2 are sending their young 'uns in harm's way. If they expect Beavis and Moonbeam to emerge from their Ivory Tower sojourn more mature, and thus better equipped to cope with an increasingly hostile world, good luck with that.

What, if anything, can parent 1 and parent 2 do about the infantilization of their offspring? For starters, they need to spend quality time researching the Ivory Tower in question, keeping an eye out for words like 'trigger warnings'.

Since they can't count on the Ivory Tower to do it, parent 1 and parent 2 must do the heavy lifting, when it comes to helping their offspring know what they believe and why.

They must instill in Beavis and Moonbeam the courage to shrug off 'microaggression', 'trigger warnnings', and various other forms of Moonbattery.

You can't count on the Eggheads to teach Beavis and Moonbeam how to defend their beliefs, so if you don't do it, you'll be condemning them to infantilization and life as a victim. They're your offspring, parent 1 and parent 2 Sparky. If you don't do it, nobody else will do it for you.

Unwilling to kick you while you're down, I won't even mention an emotional thrill ride called the 'empty nest syndrome'. See, I'm not such a bad guy after all. Aren't you sorry you called me all those names?

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WORD OF THE DAY

RACIAL JUSTICE, n.

When a properly-hyphenated, rampaging, thug kills a cop, gets away with it, then sues the city for discrimination and win$.

The bum to the rich doctor: "You think Jesus loves you more just because you've got money?"

The rich doctor to the bum: "No. Do you think Jesus loves you more because you don't? If you want to believe there's virtue in your poverty, that's fine. You seem to believe I'm an a–hole because I'm rich. I'm not going to apologize for it. I earned it, OK? If it weren't for a lifetime of hard work and sacrifice, I wouldn't be where I am today!!"

— A scene from the television series, "Nip Tuck"

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10 Most Absurd Things Banned On Politically Correct College Campuses

10 Clapping – Colleges In The United Kingdom
The National Union of Students Women's Campaign, a feminist college student group in Britain, announced in March 2015 that they would ban clapping at their future conferences held at UK colleges.

The feminist group claimed that the act of clapping could "trigger some people's anxiety," and therefore should be banned from all of their conferences. Instead, the feminist students instructed those who attend conferences to use jazz hands-to wave their hands silently in the air-when they wished to display approval. A delegate of the group said that replacing clapping with silent jazz hands was a way to create "a more inclusive atmosphere." You never know what sounds might trigger anxiety.

9 Spelling And Grammar Corrections – University Of California, Los Angeles
While some crusaders of political correctness may seek to ban offensive words from our vernacular, others have begun to attack correct grammar as offensive. UCLA professor Val Rust thought he was just doing his job by correcting the spelling and grammatical errors he found in his students' papers in a graduate-level class, but when students got their papers back, some of them alleged that the spelling and grammar corrections were a form of microaggression against the students, some of whom were minorities.

The offended students claimed that the spelling and grammar corrections were a part of a "hostile campus climate" for students of color. They argued that the professor's corrections of their incorrect spelling and grammar were themselves incorrect because they were "perceived grammatical choices that in actuality reflect ideologies."

Some students were so offended by having their grammar and spelling corrected that they staged a sit-in protest of the class. Twenty-five students sat in a graduate class and disrupted Professor Rust's planned lecture by reading a group letter aloud. The letter claimed that the grammar and spelling corrections were creating an unsafe climate for students of color. While reading the anti-grammar letter, one student protester began to cry. "I'm tired, and it hurts me so much," she said.

After the anti-grammar protest, Professor Rust sent a letter to faculty explaining his spelling corrections, saying, "I have attempted to be rather thorough on the papers and am particularly concerned that they do a good job with their bibliographies and citations, and these students apparently don't feel that is appropriate."

7 The Word 'Crazy' – Smith College
In a 1972 monologue, comedian George Carlin listed the infamous Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television. A radio broadcast of the monologue about curse words actually led to a Supreme Court decision that determined that the US government has the right to censor indecent words from television and radio airwaves, testing the limits of the First Amendment in the process. While that original list of seven dirty words includes the swears we're all familiar with, college students at Smith College would like to add at least one more word to that list of taboos.

After a panel on free speech was held at Smith College, the student newspaper (cleverly called the Smith Sophian) covered the event and posted a transcript of what was said. But when speakers at the event said that they were getting "wild and crazy," the student newspaper's PC police put an end to such shenanigans and refused to print the offensive language.

Unsurprisingly, the newspaper censors instances of established racial and gender slurs. Oddly enough, the student paper decided to censor another "c-word" they thought would be too offensive to print: the word "crazy." According to the student newspaper, the word "crazy" is ableist, offensive to mentally disabled individuals. The paper's student editors replaced the word with "ableist slur" in brackets.

One instance in the transcript where the censorship occurs makes the practice look even more absurd. The censorship was prompted when a speaker at the even said, "We're just wild and crazy, aren't we?" The word "crazy" was used five times at the event and censored in all five occurrences in the transcript. The Smith Sophian thought this censored transcript would be so offensive and anxiety-inducing to its readers that they even prefaced it with a trigger warning.

6 Burritos – Stevenson College
The next time you chow down on a burrito, think twice. It might offend someone if you do it in the wrong context. That's how students at Stevenson College found themselves in an unexpected controversy.

Students at Stevenson College in Santa Cruz, California, held a science fiction event that featured pictures of spaceships and aliens. The sci-fi enthusiasts quickly found themselves in trouble with the school's administrators because of their choice of food at the event. The students who organized the event purportedly chose to serve Mexican food at the party because "they hadn't yet had Mexican food for one of these events" and couldn't find any food that was "space-related."

One student didn't see it that way and wrote a complaint to a school administrator alleging that the choice of burritos at the alien-themed event was offensive because it made "a connection between individuals of Latino heritage or undocumented students and 'aliens.'"

UC Santa Cruz administrator Dr. Carolyn Golz swiftly issued a public apology for allowing the students to serve burritos in the presence of spaceship drawings: "This incident demonstrated a cultural insensitivity on the part of the program planners and, though it was an unintentional mistake, I recognize that this incident caused harm within our community and negatively impacted students."

After the burrito brouhaha, the college now requires any students who wish to organize an event on campus to undergo cultural competence training. College administrators claim they have put into place "mechanisms for future program planning that will ensure college programs are culturally sensitive and inclusive."

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1789 Congress establishes U.S. Treasury Department; color us thrilled spitless.

1792 Taking class warfare to murderous extremes, Cranky Parisian cheese munchers, go on a rampage, drag nobles and clergy out of jail then slaughter them.

1901 Teddy Roosevelt coins the phrase, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

1944 Navy bomber piloted by George H. W. Bush [Bush 41] hit by Japanese anti-aircraft setting the engine on fire. Bush and the 2 crew members bail out over the ocean. One of the crews parachute fails to open. Bush and the other crewman are rescued by a submarine. The man demeaned as a wimp by MSM flew 58 combat missions earning the Distinguished Flying Cross and 3 Air Medals.

1945 Ho Chi Minh celebrates the formal surrender of Japan to Uncle Sam, by giving Surrender Monkeys the finger while declaring Vietnam's independence.

1959 American President Dwight D. Eisenhower arrives in Paris, is perplexed when everyone he meets approaches him with arms raised, carrying a white flag.

1963 Substantiating the 'same noxious bull crap in a bigger bag' metaphor, News Nitwits at CBS & NBC expand network news bias from 15 min to 30 min.

1966 Ay Carumba! Babe-o-licious actress, Salma "Hubba Hubba" Hayek, born.

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