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SPECIAL RIGHTS
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"Each individual is born with a full complement of rights. The government can't give you new rights; it can only take the ones you already have".
- PIG Doctrine
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When Dr. David Dao was dragged down the aisle before a United flight from Chicago to Louisville and forcibly ejected, several items were locked and loaded:

* a lawsuit

* a MSM feeding frenzy

* a lame apology by United - excuses, excuses

* Elected Tormentors run another Airline Passengers Bill of Rights up the flagpole

* This rant about Special Rights

Ironically my brother had his own United adventure concerning a Chicago to Louisville flight:

A couple moons ago, OK make that decades, I flew from Louisville (herein after L'ville) to Chicago on United Express. I was there for a couple days and slated to return to L'ville on the 2230 flight of the third day.

However when my appointment for that afternoon was cancelled I went to the airport and ask to fly Space A on any earlier flight. This was maybe around 1400. After three (3) flights left for L'ville with no seats available I queried the main gal at the United desk. She told me I had booked on United Express and all flights had been regular United which I was not qualified to fly on. I told her I had booked with United and they put me on the Express flight, a prop aircraft.

I called United Hq and was told this was not correct and they would contact the Chicago desk and square them away. Maybe 10 minutes later I was called to the desk and told they had been contacted by United Hq but they go by local policy and do not have to adhere to guidance from above. She added I was booked to leave at 2230 and that was it. I called United Hq back but heard no more. At 2130 all L'ville bound pax were told the scheduled flight had been cancelled and we were re-booked on the next American Airline flight which left o/a 2115. The next day I sent United a letter outlining the above. I never got a reply.

I never flew with United again and based on what happened this past weekend doubt you will either.

One inescapable feature of every post election cycle session of each new Congress is a familiar Elected Tormentor canard called the "(Name Your Poison) Bill of Rights". The year, due to the United debacle, a recurring theme has resurfaced: The Airline Passenger Bill of Rights. It, the Airline Passengers Bill of Rights, got shot down in a federal court, a few years ago. Another, the Home Buyer's Bill of Rights, has reared its head on Capitol Hill, numerous times. Big, big, fun.

By now, you should know - we've told you often enough - that these targeted "special" Bills of Rights are a load of Nanny State Nitwit crap.

SPECIAL RIGHTS, n.
Invariably called 'A [name of victim group] Bill of Rights' it infringes on rights of capitalists [airlines, for example] to give special rights to whiners [airline passengers] whose real problem is heavy-handed regulators.

Before I wander off, here's some pertinent airline prose posted by Dr. Hurd:

Here are comments from a major airline pilot that I know, posted here with permission, in the wake of the predictable "there awwta be a law" hysteria following the United Airlines fiasco:

It kills me when people think that the government should step in and "do something" about the airlines, but I'd like to see one aspect of the airline industry that isn't tied hand and foot by regulations, from the material in the seats to the fares to the licensing of the pilots, dispatchers, and mechanics to the way they produce and deliver weather information to the cockpits. Health care regulation is nothing compared to the regulation already in place at the airlines. Anyone who doesn't believe that is welcome to read through my Flight Operations Manual, because every single word in there has been vetted by lawyers at [my airline] and the FAA. That's one manual. They all get the same treatment. When do you need to file a destination or takeoff alternate? There's a rule for that. There's a rule for what the weather has to be forecast to be at those alternates and for what time period, and when a second alternate has to be designated and how much more fuel has to be carried to reach it, and where that information has to be recorded. If you take a pilot from one airline and drop him into the seat of an aircraft at another airline, with the exception of some callouts and the way some items are listed on checklists he probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Everything that happens, happens because the airline's complying with FARs [regulations].

"There awwta be a law," you say? There already IS a law…in fact, tens of thousands of them!

The only way the all powerful Nanny State can confer new "rights" on airline passengers is by repealing the inalienable rights of the capitalists who run the airlines. That's a given, but, for the rest of this rant, we're going to throw that element of objective reality under the Election Cycle Bus and channel our elusive, but theoretically possible, sensitive side.

For some egregiously victimized alleged individuals, there's a fatal flaw when it comes to 'rights' as envisioned by the Founding Fathers. For these tragic 'victims', the original Bill Of Rights wasn't good enough. Why? America's one-size-fits-all Bill of Rights isn't custom tailored to their particular brand of Victimhood. The problem is that certain oppressors, the whiners insist, have too many rights. Therefore, certain oppressors should no longer be allowed to exercise given elements of their inalienable individual birthright. In order to lift the oppressive yoke of self-induced misery from the shoulders of these tragic victims of unbridled inalienable liberty, a new Bill of Rights that recognizes their "specialness" needs to be formulated.

With the Capitol Hill Clown Posse much too busy turning this land conceived in liberty into a third world pesthole, your friends here at the Free State Of PIG have decided to pick up the ball where James Madison dropped it, and carry it across the goal line of 21st century victimhood.

Our starting point is obvious. We've decided that some groups are being picked on and the Nanny State Nitwits are ignoring their special needs. The first group that comes to mind, one that has been under unrelenting assault by the Fat Nazis, are this nation's rapidly expanding (pun perpetrated deliberately) wide loads. We think it's time to make life easier for them, by giving them some Wide Load Bill of Rights covering fire.

A Few Wide Load Rights

1) Food purveying capitalists must move all those wide load favorites to the front of the store, to liberate these plodding human hippos from walking those extra steps. Let those scrawny twerps search the back of the store for yogurt, veggies and all that 'healthy' crap.

2) Grocery store aisles must be widened. All favorite wide load grazing grounds should have a 'high occupancy lane' to give the wide loads ample room to load up on Fritos, Lays, Ding Dong's, Ho Hos, Twinkies, cakes, pies, candy and ice cream.

3) A system of tonnage credits must be established, allowing wide-loads to purchase the unused pounds allotted to each individual by the government's height - weight charts. This system will allow the wide load to buy their way into the 'normal weight' range cited by health insurance providers, without being forced to go on a diet.

4) Deliberately, willfully, removing transfats, sugars, and calories from favorite wide load eats will be considered a hate crime.

Another group that is vilified mercilessly by the rational motorists on America's highways and byways are those individuals who are maligned as Bad Drivers.

Some Bad Drivers Rights

1) Car makers should be forced to include a telepathic interface in every car. This would absolve the differently-adept road warrior from such mundane tasks as turning on AND OFF their turn signals.

2) There should be a mandatory 5 minutes, minimum, wait imposed on each car that approaches a 4-way stop.

3) All highways in America must be equipped with a triple-wide, padded on both sides, lane for those drivers who can't motor in a straight line while they read, send text messages, or put on make-up.

4) A system of sobriety credits should be established for differently-sober drivers. When a drunk gets stopped for motoring while gunned to the gills on adult beverage, this sobriety credit system could save the day. These sobriety credits (purchased from avowed non-drinkers) will be deducted from the gassed driver's drunk-o-meter reading, rendering the drunk as a skunk driver sober, in the eyes of the law.

Are you feeling left out, Sparky? Fear not, we've got your back, so don't get your butt in an uproar, Cheeto's breath.

A Couch Potato Rights Trifecta

1) "Honey do's" are an AUTOMATIC death penalty offense during 'the big game'.

2) All entertainment technology remote controls must be NUCLEAR POWERED.

3) If there's a power outage during prime couch spud viewing hours, the egregiously maligned victim is entitled to grab Old Betsy and execute at least one public utility 'suit'.

Something for Everybody?

In addition to some badly needed 'protection' from such hate crimes as I.Q. Testing, and jobs that require regular synaptic firings, Intellectual Flat-Liners would have the following item on their "I'm Not a Smart Man" Bill of Rights: Since they are egregiously under-represented in certain well-known Egghead infestations, the synaptically-challenged must be given a place at the table in American think tanks.

Border jumpers, those selfless individuals who are doing the jobs that Americans won't do, would have the following item on their Border Jumper Bill of Rights: A stretch limo must be made available for their use to drive them from the place where they invaded the USA to the nearest welfare office.

In certain occupations - subprime lending specialists, lawyers, politicians, journalists, salesmen - success is directly proportional to their skill at prevarication. Therefore, anyone in these occupations should be automatically absolved/shielded from any legal ramifications for the whoppers they spew while taking care of business. To git 'r done, any Prevaricating Punk Bill of Rights must include the following item: As long as they display a government-issued image of bovine butt-bullets in their place of business, these professional prevaricators can say anything they want, or need, to conclude their transaction, and not be held accountable for the predictable results.

Nobody needs a special Bill of Rights more than those tortured souls we call 'the Beautiful People'. Here's an item for their I'm Hot, You're Not Bill of Rights: Hotties who cannot find, or afford, one will be assigned a genetically-challenged wench for her exclusive use when she needs a butt-ugly best friend to enhance her own beauty while going out in public.

Had enough? Tough darts. This session of 'let's pretend' is over and we're back to business as usual in the Free State of PIG. We had our fingers on the pulse of victimnood to make a point. Mission accomplished!

When it came to our rights, the Founding Fathers created the ultimate level playing field, because they recognized that there is one, universal, set of rights that applies to every individual on this planet. There is no provision in the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights for the "Special" Rights based on 'need' that thrill Je$$e, Sharpton, Allred and the rest of these Korrectnik asshats spitless.

The Free State Of PIG does not now, and never will, advocate the creation of special rights that repeal the rights of others. Each of us was born with all the rights we need. A whiner's unrequited 'needs' don't give him, her, himher or it the 'right' to infringe on another individual's birthright of Inalienable Liberty.

Special rights are an unwarranted, unconstitutional, downright un-American assault on our liberty and we think it's time to put an end to it. It's not the Nanny State's job to protect you from life's magic moments. It's your life, Sparky, and you're the one who needs to man up and deal with its speed bumps.

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WORD OF THE DAY

HECKLER'S VETO, n.

Using the threat of violence to coerce and/or intimidate an individual or group into sacrificing their unalienable rights to appease rampaging Marxist assholes.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Ann Coulter

Did freedom of speech die today?

RACISM?

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White Student Reported to Bias Officials for Looking At Someone The Wrong Way

A white university student was reported to campus anti-bias police for allegedly looking at someone in a racist way.

The female student was shopped to officials at the University of Wisconsin Madison for "glaring" at Asian-American peers.

The complaints were submitted to the university's bias incident reporting system, a system creeping onto most American university campuses.

It encourages students to formally each other whenever they perceive that someone's speech or behavior is "biased."

According to one report to the university's bias incident reporting system obtained by The College Fix, a white female student was reported for looking at other Asian American women.

Here's the text of the report:

There was a white female student that kept making glares at me and another student. She would glare at both of us and then continue to proceed on her phone. This proceeded for 2 hours. Both me and the victim were Asian American women. I don't know if race plays a part in it. Though this event was small and seemingly insignificant, it made me and the other victim feel unsafe, uncomfortable and paranoid. We did not approach this person.

It is part of a litany of bizarre complaints from students, including one who alleged that she was given a burnt piece of French toast because of her race.

The report said: "It's nothing serious, but I feel I need to get this out of my mind. Around 2pm afternoon last Friday, I went to Gordon Market to grab some late launch, and got french toast from one of the male kitchen staffs there."

"I don't know why but he gave me a clearly quite burnt toast among all other breads that were not burnt. I was so shocked but I couldn't say anything and just accepted it. I am a female Asian student."

ASSHOLES

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Oregon Man Sues Government After It Fined Him $500 for Criticizing Traffic Lights System

An Oregon man has been fined $500 by the state government for suggesting that yellow traffic lights should last slightly longer.

The Oregon State Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying hit Mats Järlström with a fine for unlawfully engaging in the "practice of engineering" by studying the state's traffic flow systems.

Järlström, a former mechanic in the Swedish military, was slapped with the absurd penalty because his work contravenes licensing regulations in the state, according to the Institute for Justice.

He started his investigation into traffic lights after his wife got a ticket for turning right on a yellow light back in 2013. He wanted to know "how how exactly yellow lights are timed."

Järlström found out that the formula used in traffic lights was deficient, and invented his own one, while corresponding with one of the formula's original creators.

He took his research and started reaching out to people in the scientific community, government authorities and the media.

His new formula ended up at the state's Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying. But rather than appreciating his findings, the Board fined him $500 because he engaged in unlicensed "practice of engineering."

According to the Board, Järlström had no right to criticize the length of yellow lights and talk about his ideas with "members of the public" because he's not an Oregon-licensed engineer. The man was also told to stop referring himself using the word "engineer", despite having a degree in electrical engineering from Sweden.

He is now suing the state of Oregon, claiming his traffic lights critique is protected by the First Amendment.

"Criticizing the government's engineering isn't a crime; it's a constitutional right," said Sam Gedge, the IJ attorney representing Järlström.

"Under the First Amendment, you don't need to be a licensed lawyer to write an article critical of a Supreme Court decision, you don't need to be a licensed landscape architect to create a gardening blog, and you don't need to be a licensed engineer to talk about traffic lights.

"Whether or not you use math, criticizing the government is a core constitutional right that cannot be hampered by onerous licensing requirements."

Järlström said: "People should be free to debate any topic, including technical topics like math and traffic lights."

"But I was fined simply for speaking out and was told that I can't truthfully call myself an engineer.

"The board has not only silenced me, it has silenced many other people who want to talk about technical issues."

HECKLER'S VETO

WAPO

For 10 years, the 82nd Avenue of Roses Business Association has kicked off the city of Portland's annual Rose Festival with a family-friendly parade meant to attract crowds to its diverse neighborhood.

Set to march in the parade's 67th spot this year was the Multnomah County Republican Party, a fact that so outraged two self-described antifascist groups in the deep blue Oregon city that they pledged to protest and disrupt the April 29 event.

Then came an anonymous and ominous email, according to parade organizers, that instructed them to cancel the GOP group's registration — or else.

"You have seen how much power we have downtown and that the police cannot stop us from shutting down roads so please consider your decision wisely," the anonymous email said, referring to the violent riots that hit Portland after the 2016 presidential election, reported the Oregonian. "This is nonnegotiable."

The email said that 200 people would "rush into the parade" and "drag and push" those marching with the Republican Party.

"We will not give one inch to groups who espouse hatred toward LGBT, immigrants, people of color or others," it said.

On Tuesday, the business association buckled, announcing it would cancel the parade altogether.

"Following threats of violence during the Parade by multiple groups planning to disrupt the event, 82nd Avenue of Roses Business Association can no longer guarantee the safety of our community and have made the difficult decision to cancel the Parade," the group said in a statement.

The "antifascist" groups Oregon Students Empowered and Direct Action Alliance were behind the organized protests scheduled for the parade Saturday but told the Oregonian they had nothing to do with the anonymous email.

A petition to bring back the parade garnered nearly 200 signatures online, but on Wednesday organizers stood firmly beside their decision.

"It's all about safety for our fans, first and foremost. If we can't provide safety for our fans, there's no use in trying," Rich Jarvis, spokesman for the Rose Festival Foundation, told the Oregonian. "Our official position is we're extremely sad about this."

Online, others were outraged, calling members of the antifascist groups who planned to protest "snowflakes," "anti-American" and "a bunch of chickens and brats."

"Shutting down free speech is the (epitome) of fascism," one person wrote on Facebook. "This is America."

 

*Publisher's Note: New year. New administration. Look for some timely updates and a few new side splitting and/or head scratching sections on our pages.

1855 Boston is site of 1st veterinary college in USA; tragedy averted when bloviating lib bun ranger dressed only in chaps is mistaken for a narwhal and scheduled for dissection

1914 W. H. Carrier patents air conditioning, spends rest of his career "chillin".

1988 Aloha Airlines road tests the first Boeing 737 with a retractable roof, test deemed a failure when stewardess dies.

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