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The FSOP puts Obama, under a microscope, finds him egregiously pathetic, then things take a PIGish turn.

Because it amuses us, We the PIGs are breaking out our legendary State-O-Meter, to measure America's condition. We are differently-thrilled when it, once again, pegged out in the red, 'you're so screwed' zone. After all the money Messiah Barry flushed down the crapper with his various schemes, a few hopelessly optimistic PIG Staffers convinced themselves that we might return to the 'it turbo sucks, but things could be worse' readings from the Vicente Bush era. Needless to say, they were not amused, so we did the sensitive thing. After putting them on suicide watch, we started a betting pool on who offs himself first, when they go, and how they'll get 'er done.

Given Messiah Barry's pathetic performance on our State-O-Meter reading, we're compelled to stand up and bellow "what the f**k are you doing? After weighing all the essential factors, we're forced to admit that our employee, Messiah Barry, isn't measuring up to our minimum levels in any of the essential POTUS criteria. Obviously, this Dumbo-Eared fool isn't taking proper care of the nation's business.

When we take a long hard look at Messiah Barry's Prompter Punk antics, we come to the chilling conclusion that 'you're so screwed' is insanely optimistic.

He's been in office for 6 years and given what we've seen, I wonder if America can take another 2 years. Barry is, without question, the worst thing that has ever happened to America. We have put our bitterest enemy in a position of supreme authority, where he can do the most harm, twice.

Because it's necessary, let's take a look at some of Barry's least endearing traits:

* He brazenly lies about damn near everything. Since there are so f-ing many lies, too many to keep straight, he never worries about contradicting himself. In some memorable instances, he's been caught contradicting himself in the same speech or interview.

* In his oath of office, he swore he'd preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Instead, he uses imperial decrees to ignore, and in numerous cases, violate any/all portions of our founding document that get in his way, or cramp his Imperial Presidential style.

* For much too long, entirely too many otherwise rational adults have stepped back from stating the obvious. Barack Hussein Obama is, at minimum, giving aid and comfort to our Jihadikaze enemies. I think he's on their side, which explains why he's making sure Iran goes nuclear. If he's not on their side, why has he released so many of the terrorist leaders whom we had locked up in Gitmo? If he's not on their side, why has he done so much to try and weaken Israel? If he's not on the Jihadikaze side, why isn't he giving the Kurds the heavy weapons they need to fight and defeat ISIS?

* Hiding behind his black supremacist attorney general, Obama is dividing We the People into warring subgroups, based on race and ethnicity. Obama is deliberately fanning the flames of a race war.

* When, as they frequently do, things go wrong - Benghazi, the IRS scandal, the fast and furious gun scandal, to name a few - Obama, whose position as POTUS puts all information at his fingertips, pleads ignorance. "I didn't know anything about it, until I saw it on television.

* He has deliberately, systematically, undermined America's status on the world stage.

* His regime orchestrated the destruction of America's healthcare industry.

* He exterminated American's thriving coal industry, an act of economic terrorism that will shake our economy for years to come.

* His attempts to end all domestic oil production backfired, because by closing off public lands, he created an oil boom on private lands.

* During his regime, the MSM completed its transition from purveyors of news to the propaganda arm of the Jackass Party.

* With his help, Ivory Towers gave up all pretense of educating. Instead they became angst factories where political correctness has reached EPIC LEVELS.

* He continues to campaign for a job he's already got. He loves all the perks of his job, but, after 6 years, he still hasn't begun doing ANY OF IT.

* This is the first time he's been put in charge of anything. Having no leadership experience, he's in over his head, way over his head, and it shows.

* He's a deadly joke as Commander-in-Chief. It's not enough to make our warriors defenseless targets, thanks to the politically correct rules of engagement he imposed in Afghanistan. Far from satisfied, after taking weapons out of our warriors' hands, he's arming the enemy - in Syria, and elsewhere, with our most advanced weapons. At the same time, he is purging any top brass with meaningful battlefield cred and replacing them with politically motivated brass who only make war on our own warriors. We don't need to ask whose side he's on, because, in his case, his actions speak much louder that his words.

We're forced to conclude that this Jihadikaze loving tool can't be trusted with America's top job. He's in way over his head. In fact, given his slacker management style, he's not even up to the 'do you want fries with that' rigors of a fast food joint's drive-up window. The bottom line is painfully clear. He had 6 years to get his shit together and isn't getting anywhere close to getting something, ANYTHING, done to our satisfaction. Something needs to be done.

He is, in our considered opinion, hopeless. He's not man enough for this job, so he needs a career more perfectly aligned to his meager skills. We see no point in putting off this painful decision: He has got to go, IMMEDIATELY. That begs the question, who should replace him? I know what you're thinking and I agree that Jabbering Joe Biden would be at least as bad. Unhappily, we don't see anyone, from either of the dominant political clans, who can perform this task, to our satisfaction. Left with no other choice, the FSOP will need to take care of this one ourselves.

That's right, we're ready, willing, and eager to show Barry the door, and take on this vital job, until a suitable replacement for him can be found.

I know what you're thinking and we agree, in principle, that we have Constitutional ways of resolving this matter. We don't dispute that, but we're compelled to ask if you trust the fools on Capitol Hill to fix a problem which they created, then exacerbated, themselves. While you're mulling that, we'll present our compelling credentials.

Instead of extolling our many leadership virtues, we'll render you speechless with our awe-inspiring, PIGish, solutions.

Veteran PIGsters know that the FSOP has already proposed properly-PIGish solutions for some of America's problems. For example:

* Border Jumping Scumbag Invaders: Been here. Fixed it. How? Landmine Lotto , of course. This PIGish prose will get you up to speed:

Landmine Lotto involves liberating all the world's land mines and using them to line our border. If a player - Alas Poor Chico, I knew him well - stumbles through the mine field without blowing his nuts to Honduras, he must wait until Juan, Guadalupe, whomever blows themself up. At that point, he must replace the exploded mine with a new one. If he manages that, he's free to enter the USA. Or, if he refuses, he's tagged with an electronic transmitter, ala Wild Kingdom, and sent back.

* Restoring Uncle Sam's 'Big Dog on the Block' Status: On our Hambo for Prez page we offer many workable solutions, including this one:

Every Monday morning, we'd give our personal assistant - we're thinking Kendra from 'Girls Next Door' - our latest list of 'asshat countries'. Kendra would arrange for the top diplomat from each country on the list to meet us in the Oval Office, where they would see the name of their country written down and put inside Uncle Sam's top hat. Then, a randomly chosen American would get to pull out the name of the winner.

The name of the winner will be announced and its ambassador informed that his nation will be nuked, immediately, for being a pain in Uncle Sam's butt. This mushroom cloud reality check will remind all the other pissant nations who dodged that nuclear bullet why they don't want to screw with us.

* Law Suit Abuse By Relentlessly Greedy Trial Lawyers: The FSOP insists that our no limit, trial lawyer hunting season is an idea whose time has come. Put us in charge and we'll get 'er done.

Unwilling to rest on our laurels, we're ready, willing, and eager to solve misery-inducing problems like these:

* Traffic Congestion On, or Near Those Suicide Hotspots like Bridges, Overpasses & Buildings: Equip all emergency vehicles with a sonic boom class sound system, and a song suitable to the occasion: Van Halen's "Jump".

* Climate Change I: Step 1: Round up all the lab-coated hooligans who give lip service to the Hot Air Buffoon's demented, Globally-Warmed, ravings. Step 2: Outfit them in Bermuda shorts, t-shirts and sandals. Step 3: Load them on a plane, wearing a parachute and holding a thermometer. Step 4: Air drop them onto the South Pole. Step 5: Baby it's COLD outside enlightenment.

* Climate change II: According to the chattering Chicken Littles in the Greeniac lunatic fringe, Global Warming is to blame for the super storms which slammed into the Northeast USA, this Winter. In fact, these same wonky weather weenies warn that a much bigger weather system could be lurking out there somewhere. Blah, blah, blah.

The FSOP finds this hyperventilating amusing, but far from scientifically sound. Our own crackpot lab-coated hooligans have a much more plausible explanation. The culprit, they insist, is the gravitational pull of Kim Kardashian's colossal caboose and its relentlessly expanding event horizon which is yanking the storm track much farther North than normal.

Our solution, is simple. The next time this happens and we want to put the storm track back where it belongs, we'll relocate Kim and her hippo butt to Cuba. The gravitational pull of her king size caboose with yank the storm track south back where it will do some good, by, hopefully, putting the Castro brothers, out of our misery.

*Home grown Jihadikazes: Step 1: Drag the Jihadikaze to Club Gitmo, where his shyster can't reach him. Step 2: Have a PMS-ravaged team of hormonally-deranged women go rage-a-holic on him for a few days, to soften him up. Step 3: Send in some Marquis de Sade class interrogator who will get things rolling by threatening "to go John J. Pershing on his sorry ass". Step 4: Suitably persuaded, this punk will tell us everything he knows, plus, a lot of crap he doesn't know.

* Cell Idiots, Texters, Tweeters, Make-up Appliers and Other Distracted Drivers: Give tax breaks and regulatory relief to any manufacturer that equips its vehicles with asshat-seeking missiles.

* Congress: Putting the Elephant Clan in charge is a good starting point, but more needs to be done, so we'll start by kicking the leadership - Sobby, McConnell, and a few others - upstairs. How? By putting them in cabinet positions in departments we plan to downsize or eliminate. If we do it right, we make room for new blood, new leaders who favor a smaller, less intrusive government.

As you can see, putting the FSOP in charge, after pink-slipping Barry for failing so miserably at his latest performance review, is an idea whose time has come. We're convinced that you'll find our FSOP regime a refreshing change from this Jihadikaze, who pretended to have all the answers, when, in reality, he didn't even understand the questions. Unlike that narcissistic fool, the FSOP will seek out rational adults, certified sovereign individuals, who have the requisite expertise, but no self-serving, tax $$$ plundering, axe to grind. We'll ask, we'll listen, then we'll find the solution which maximizes individual liberty and minimizes Nanny State interference in your life. That's how real American leadership is supposed to work, will work, if you turn us loose.

If you want an administration whose notion of a state dinner is a kegger with the burgers and pizza served by the Hooters hotties, turn us loose. Hell, play your cards right and we'll invite you, but bring some $, because we'll pass the hat to pay for it.

If you want an administration that will privatize the airwaves, privatize Educrap, and take a meat axe to the alphabet soup of federal agencies - EPA, EEOC, FDA, IRS, DEA, etc. - turn us loose.

If you want an administration that will scare the snot out of Islamikazes, Commie scumbags, Nanny State Nitwits, Korrectniks, and neo-Marxist meatheads, turn us loose.

If you want an administration that will make war on the mighty hyphen, by promoting the properly-hyphenated from the victimhood to the lofty status of sovereign individualism, turn us loose.

If you want properly PIGish solutions, we've got 'em. The next move is yours, We the People Sparky.


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WORD OF THE DAY

BOOBY TRAP, n.

A womyn's study major in a low cut blouse looking for an oppressor to eviscerate.

"If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally wankers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failure and that the world is against them.

"They are not making it with girls and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort. They are just young men in desperate need of self-esteem who do not have a particular mission in life, who feel that they are losers and this thing makes them feel strong - like winners."
London's Mayor Boris Johnson

Since, the Right identifies with Chris Kyle and the Left with Bergdahl, doesn't that sum up the "culture war?"

Taking Aim At Moore

Bryan Sikes is a Green Beret Sniper who is now a Pro-Am shooter for GA precision Team Bushnell. He is also a no-nonsense man who hilariously destroys Michael Moore in an open letter, going so far as to call him a "Crisco Sweating Waste Of Space Not Worthy To Be In The Presence Of A Sniper.

Mr. Moore-

Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you've found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.

My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment - in this case it's snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another. That was so last month.

It's typical of "men" like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it's okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I'd throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you're nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It's almost funny how people like you preach things like 'acceptance' and 'not passing judgement' or 'labeling people', but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.

So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I'd probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.

Very Respectfully,
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Nice Try

Judge says 'Nein!' to prenup because wife can't read German

[NYP] Nathalie Karg, above with hubby Anton Kern, says he got her to sign a prenup at his family home at Castle Derneburg near Hanover, Germany. Photo: PatrickMcMullan.com

A judge has said Auf wiedersehen to a Manhattan couple's prenup because it was written in German and the wife didn't understand she was giving up all rights to her hubby's vast fortune.

Art gallery owner Nathalie Karg claimed her husband Anton Kern's powerful parents tricked her into signing the deal by telling her it barred only claims to their own money.

The papers were presented by her in-laws — famed painter Georg Kern Baselitz and his wife, Elke — during a 1997 trip to their home at the medieval Castle Derneburg, outside Hanover, Germany.

Karg said Anton Kern and his parents insisted they only wanted to protect their own assets, such as the castle.

"My parents are excited [about the marriage], but you are not getting the castle," Anton Kern allegedly joked before she signed the papers.

But after she filed for divorce in 2012, Karg discovered the prenuptial agreement actually forfeited her rights to her husband's own fortune, estimated at tens of millions of dollars.

Georg Baselitz, whose work is exhibited at MoMA and the Guggenheim, said in a Manhattan court hearing that he never offered to provide the Swiss-born Karg a written translation of the agreement.

He also said he "was not concerned with whether or not [Karg] understood or did not understand German."

Manhattan Supreme Court Special Referee Sue Ann Hoahng, however, tossed out the prenup and said she believes Karg's understanding was crucial, according to court papers obtained Thursday.

"While it is clear plaintiff is a savvy business woman, independent and strong-willed. It does not contradict the fact that she trusted, relied on and believed her fiancé when he translated the meaning of the agreement as being, 'You are waiving all rights to his father's wealth,'?" Hoahng wrote.

"She had no reason not to believe him. According to both [parties], they were in love."

Whether Karg, who now runs a gallery on Great Jones Street, will actually get a share of her hubby's inheritance is an issue for an upcoming divorce trial.

Pigish Fun

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Ed. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again."

On reading the text, the man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Bloody spell check!! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to your wifi."


1911 Congress passes a resolution picking San Francisco as the site for the official Panama Canal opening festivities because nobody wants to celebrate in Panama.

1915 Pesky Germans take killing technology to a whole new level when they unleash poison gas on a battlefield for the first time against the Ruskies.

1964 Smoke Nazis score their first big victory when U.S. report, "Smoking and Health", paints an indelible "causes lung cancer" bull's-eye on smoking.

1975 Inexplicable wave of "just make him stop" suicides continues, as Barry Manilow's "Mandy" goes gold.

1984 U.S. performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site, somehow manages to miss the world's biggest asshole, Harry Reid.

2000 After thrilling Porcus spitless with his egregiously politically incorrect prattle about the properly-hyphenated, John Rocker suspended by commissioner Bud Selig.

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