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I REMEMBER
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"Wars are fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and the man who leads that gains the victory."
- General George S. Patton..
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[It's time to honor those exceptional Americans who died defending our liberty. Those who served, especially the 1478 who died in Afghanistan under the Obama regime, deserve our apology for allowing these abuses:

• Military decisions made in Washington by Elected Tormentors, and were based on political expediency.

• Warriors were commanded by a CIC who not only disrespected them, he despised them.

• Fewer warriors were asked to do more with less.

• Rules of Engagement deliberately left our warriors defenseless.

• Affirmative action promotions in officer ranks favored pedigree [personal and political] over those candidates who were battle tested.

If Barry were POTUS in WWII, he would have surrendered to Hitler and apologized to Tojo.]

Memorial Day is about remembering, recognizing and honoring those men and women who made that ultimate sacrifice in the defense of this nation conceived in liberty. The origins of Memorial Day are hotly disputed, but we doubt that it matters. Originally called 'Decoration Day', one of its earliest official incarnations came on May 5, 1868, when General John Logan, national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, issued his General Order No. 11. General Order No. 11 decreed that on May 30, 1868, flowers be placed on all the graves of the honored, Civil War dead - Union and Confederate - in Arlington National Cemetery.

In the ensuing years, one by one, states joined in the commemoration, until, after World War I, all the states were on board. After World War I, the day of remembering, recognizing and honoring was expanded to include all Americans who died in the service of our country. Eventually, 'Decoration Day' evolved into Memorial Day, which moved from May 30th, to the last Monday in May.

Here in the Free State of PIG, we agree that one day a year should be set aside to 'decorate' the graves of our fallen warriors. We do not, however, like the way this 'remembering, recognizing and honoring' has evolved. By confining these activities to one day of the year, we have allowed ourselves to forget, ignore and dishonor the price paid by these fallen warriors, the other 364 days of the year.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor spits in the face of the men who froze to death at Valley Forge without ever knowing that their sacrifice made their dream of a nation conceived in liberty a reality.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor, renders meaningless the blood shed by the 600,000 Americans who fought and died during a Civil War that threatened to tear this nation apart at the seams.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor erases the sacrifice of the 90,000 Americans who died fighting the arch-enemy of our liberty, Communism, in Korea and Vietnam, when we allow glib political opportunists to make "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need", the law of this great land.

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor tells the Americans who died fighting tyranny on battlefields in France, Iwo Jima, Guadalcanal, Okinawa, Kuwait and Iraq "your death is meaningless".

Our willingness to forget, ignore and dishonor means we allow so-called Americans with an agenda to coerce us into obsessing on the nearly 6,531 American warriors who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2003. We've had it with these clueless peace punks who want to exploit, and cheapen, the deaths in the on-going war, the way many of their ilk did during the Vietnam War. We are determined to remember, recognize and honor ALL the brave Americans who have died for our country, since this nation's inception. Each of these deaths must be remembered, recognized and honored equally. A death on the battlefield isn't demeaned in the least because it occurred in an unpopular war.

The Free State of PIG has had it with this bull crap We're declaring war on forget, ignore and dishonor.

When we stand up against those who would strip away our liberties and coerce us into submission, we remember, recognize and honor those out-gunned, out-manned and out-matched patriots who died during the Revolutionary War that gave birth to this nation conceived in liberty.

When we speak out against those who would Balkanize America based on race, national origin and class, we remember, recognize and honor those who died in a bloody Civil War that, at much too high a price, once again made us 'one nation, indivisible'.

When we sound the warning against the new purveyors of international tyranny and those seeking world domination, we remember, recognize and honor more than 450,000 American warriors who died on foreign shores, fighting international tyranny in two World Wars.

When we confront precious snowflakes whose response to adversity is a pitiful whimper, we remember, recognize and honor our fallen warriors who could tell these cringers:

We didn't get a participation trophy, unless you count medals for valor awarded posthumously.

There aren't any safe spaces on a battlefield. There are only body bags.

Micro aggression? Try squaring off with a heavily-armed foe who has all the latest military technology at his disposal when he tries to kill you.

The Free State of PIG thinks it is time to kick forget, ignore and dishonor to the curb. The Free State of PIG wants each of us to take remember, recognize and honor to the next level. How? It's the task of we, the living, to do everything in our power to guarantee that those who died protecting our inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness didn't sacrifice their lives in vain.

Like our heroic warriors, we must arm ourselves for this battle to preserve, protect and defend this nation conceived in liberty. Instead of tanks, planes, rifles and bayonets, we must arm ourselves with the core concepts on which this nation was built. We must use our intellect to fight those who would render meaningless the blood shed for our liberty. While our warriors continue to fight and die in this battle against a determined enemy in far off places, we must fight an equally determined enemy here on the home front.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty by doing whatever it takes to get top notch, timely medical care for warriors whose bodies where shattered in our defense. We will not tolerate a Veterans Administration healthcare system which callously, deliberately neglects our wounded warriors to death, by denying them access to medical care.

We must remember, recognize and honor the brave Americans who died defending our nation's very existence by fighting back against the Colonistas, border jumpers and Elected Tormentor Quislings who seek to erase our borders.

We must remember, recognize and honor more than 1.1 million Americans who have died in battle since this nation's birth, by restoring the original American vision. We must mount a vigorous counterattack in the halls of government to, once more, make this a nation that maximizes individual liberty and minimizes the intrusive, coercive, downright unAmerican, growth of government.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the warriors who paid the ultimate price for our liberty, by refusing to let another glib prompter punk and his Libertard Marxist cohorts eviscerate our freedom and dismantle the capitalism that energizes our liberty. We must defend the home front as tirelessly as our men and women in uniform defend America on foreign shores.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the warriors from our nation's inception, to the present, who died defending out liberty, by expunging the Korrectness which is endangering our men and women in uniform. We the People, who benefit from their service must put an and to the madness infesting the Pentagon. Affirmative action promotions in the upper ranks? Sensitivity training on the front lines? Making our warrior women in Afghanistan wear a hijab? Enough already!

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty, by demanding that our warriors aren't sent in harm's way out gunned, out manned, because funds needed for men and material have been diverted to bullshit like giving that scumbag Bradley Manning a sex change.

We must remember, recognize and honor all the Americans who died for our liberty by reaching out to their fellow warriors who are, at this very moment, putting it all on the line for us. If you listen carefully, you'll hear the voices of the honored dead asking us to make sure we show our 21st century warriors that we still remember, recognize and honor them, too. How? Join one of the many support groups who are dedicated to this worthy task, groups like Soldiers Angels or Adopt -A-Soldier. At minimum, you can remember, recognize and honor our men and women in uniform by simply thanking them for their service to this nation conceived in liberty.

We must never forget why, from this nation's birth, so many of our best and brightest put themselves in harm's way and died on our behalf. We don't have the luxury to sit back and forget, ignore and dishonor these exceptional Americans 364 days a year, then assuage our guilty conscience on the last Monday in May. We must stand up, every day. We must remember, recognize and honor them every day by boldly speaking out on their behalf with this vow:

"They didn't lay down their lives for campus speech codes. They didn't lay down their lives to line the pockets of parasites with the rightful property of those who earned it. They didn't lay down their lives for a properly-hyphenated, Balkanized, race-hustler infested America. They didn't lay down their lives so the Quislings in the halls of government can hand citizenship to border jumping scumbag invaders whose only interest in America is robbing it blind. They didn't lay down their lives so a Fifth Column of Jihadikaze operatives can strip away our inalienable liberty and impose Sharia tyranny in its place. They didn't lay down their lives for rampaging leftist mobs who want to destroy the liberty they paid for with their lives. They didn't lay down their lives so the enemy at home can turn the 'shining city on the hill' into an impoverished, third world cess-pool. They laid down their lives for my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness and I vow to remember, recognize and honor their sacrifice every day of my life, by taking this fight to our enemies, foreign and domestic."

These noble, heartfelt, words are nothing more then hot air, unless we back it up with action. When America's very existence hung in the balance, the patriots of 1776 were there. When America tried to tear itself apart in 1860, brave Americans, on both sides of the battle, were there. When tyrants tried to smother liberty in World War II, brave Americans were there for us. Now, it's our turn. For the last 8 years, the enemies of our liberty seized control of our government, making the sacrifices paid by our fallen warriors meaningless. It's time for us to be there. It's time for us to restore the America they fought for, and died defending. It's our turn now and I refuse to let them down.

Too many of our American warriors died for our country in Barry's asinine, 'what our enemy really needs is hug' battle plan, while we forgot, ignored and dishonored, America's fallen warriors. Will we endanger our men and women on the front lines by arming them with diplomatic gasbags, instead of the ships, planes, bombs, bullets and bayonets? Will we allow our warriors to die needlessly, while Jackass Party asshats spew their defeatist mantra? Or, will We the People remember, recognize and honor every American who fought for, every American who died defending, our country, by putting an immediate end to the Progtards' ticking nuke time bombs in Iran and North Korea which hurl us perilously closer to WWIII?

Determined to lead by example, PIG refuses to be forget, ignore and dishonor. From the bottom of our PIGish hearts we thank them. We thank each and every one of them. We begin by thanking Crispus Attucks, an escaped slave who was, arguably, the first individual to die for American liberty when he was shot down on March 5, 1770 in the Boston Massacre. Next, we thank all those who followed over the next two centuries. We conclude by thanking all the men and women in uniform who are, at this very moment, in harm's way while they're defending this nation conceived in liberty.

Remember, take that moment of silent remembrance this Memorial Day.

 

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WORD OF THE DAY

REALITY CHECK, n.
1) A dose of 'reaping what you sow' that stalks Tinsel Town thespians who think that fame and fortune exempt them from being responsible for their own actions.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Aldous Huxley

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Imagine What an Armed Teacher Could Do

Yet another school shooting. It's not really news anymore, is it?

The wrong sources will keep getting the blame: peaceful gun owners, the NRA, and President Donald Trump.

The blameworthy people will never get the blame: The inept FBI preoccupied with bringing down Donald Trump, the teachers unions who will not permit teachers to be armed, and the millions of voters who keep voting for more federal control of education rather than less.

Nevertheless, there's some good news:

A science teacher reportedly sprung into action during a shooting at an Indiana middle school on Friday, knocking a weapon from the suspect's hand.

Seventh-grade student Ethan Stonebraker told The Associated Press that his science teacher at Noblesville West Middle School charged at the suspect, who he said revealed his weapon while the class was in the middle of a test.

"Our science teacher immediately ran at him, swatted a gun out of his hand and tackled him to the ground," Stonebraker said. "If it weren't for him, more of us would have been injured for sure."

Two people – a teacher and a student – were hurt after a male suspect excused himself from class Friday morning before returning with two handguns, authorities said. A call about an active shooter came in around 9 a.m. and the student was later detained, according to Noblesville Police Chief Kevin Jowitt.

"We do know the situation resolved extremely quickly," Jowitt said.

Teachers can save student lives. Not all of them can, but it only takes one. If this science teacher saved countless lives at an Indiana middle school today, just imagine what an armed teacher could do.

Public schools, as we know them, are an irrational entity. They're more like government-run intellectual concentration camps than the halls of learning so many naive Americans still imagine them to be.

But if we must have government-run schools, we had better make sure kids can attend them without fearing for their lives.

Right now, it takes an absurd level of risk and courage to tackle a student with a gun like this science teacher did today. If we only became more rational, we could meet the growing threat that attending a government-run school imposes on helpless children. School violence is becoming, almost literally, an everyday event. Yet our only answer is to make everyone turn in their guns. That's it.

Aside from being a good day for courage and heroism, it was a bad day for the poor little twits who skip school to stand for abolishing the Second Amendment. And that's a good thing!

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The Great American Adventure:
The adventure in question is 'travel', that grossly over-rated activity which airlines, travel agents and hotels hail as being greatly stimulating, exciting, educational and relaxing. Right! Tell me another one......

You'd think that a total cynic like me would know better. I had been foolish enough to follow the oft repeated advice from the airlines and had arrived at the ticket counter the requested 'hour' ahead of time. The ticket clerk trotted out his regulation 'customer service smile' and greeted me with a cheerful announcement. 'You've got plenty of time, your flight is running an hour and forty minutes late.'

In spite of my hideously early arrival they seated me on the aisle, where I was pounded to death like one of those metal balls that's trapped in a pinball machine. Fortunately I was seated across the aisle from a very talkative salesman who made the trip bearable with his steady stream of chatter.

Fate went out of its way to tease me by with a historic, dare I say it, ok, it was a downright momentous event. For the first time in my long, colorful air travel history, I was seated next to a woman who was younger than god. In fact it was two women, both in their mid-twenties. One was cute and friendly, but it was her hostile, sweathog friend who sat next to me, giving me a feminist-inspired look that seemed to say 'go ahead and try something buster'. As if the thought even crossed my mind.

On my arrival in Portland, I lugged my three week survival kit up the stairs to the hotel shuttle area just in time to wave goodbye to my hotel shuttle. Knowing I had at least an hour to wait, I managed to amuse myself by watching the two ultra-appealing foxes who operated the van to Janzen Beach. I haven't got a clue where Janzen Beach is, but I came dangerously close to going there.

It seemed like this whole trip was one of those tired old good news/bad news jokes. For every good thing, there was a down side. For example, my transportation. This time, a major first, I actually got a car that I didn't have to share. The downside was that it rained, big time, when I walked over to get it and after I returned it. Curiously enough I seemed to have a particularly sinister effect on the weather. All I had to do was think the word 'breakfast' and it would start to pour. Rather than fight it, I played along. Every morning, when it got to be that time of day, I'd open my window, and shout the word for all the world to hear.

In the final analysis, my trip to the land of rain and sweathogs was a major disappointment. I'd hoped to work myself into one of my infamous creative rages and do a wonderfully hostile piece on Oregon and Tek. Alas, it never got to happen. Suffice it to say that Oregon is a miserable place where you couldn't pay me enough to live. But, at least this time, it did have its moments.

 

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An interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada:

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding – with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business – either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit."

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1790 Jeremiah "Laziest Man In History" Carlton dies at age 89 after refusing to get out of bed for 70 years.

1850 Due to a fatally flawed comm link with the celestial realm, the Mormons get a wake-up call when their Temple in Nauvoo, Illinois is flattened by a twister.

1911 Vincent Price, horror movie icon, gourmet and artist, born in St. Louis, Missouri.

1994 His three insomniac fans inconsolable when Larry King ends his radio show.

1997 A red-blooded horndog judge, goes gooey after he gets an eyeful of Pam Anderson's sweater bursting talent & sez "not guilty of breaking a contract".

1997 20 British women become first all-female team to reach the North Pole, immediately start complaining about color scheme: "it's okay, if you like white".

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