PIG News Digest | Morality Police

MARCH 2011

Tome Torching Aftershocks
Source: PIG News Wire [03/31/11]

If you think the aftershocks from the Japanese mega quake are impressive, prepare to be enlightened. As powerful as the quake and its aftershocks are, they're nothing compared to the far-reaching cultural aftershocks that are centered in the Dove Outreach Center in Gainsville, Flori-DUH.

Toll Taker Terry Jones is about 5 months behind schedule, but, as readers of a recent Girlieman award know, he finally 'got 'er done'. He staged a trial of the Mecca Maniac Tome in his Toll Booth, then, he fulfilled his role as judge and executioner, after a jury deemed it guilty. Without any news crews to document the magic moment, Toll Taker Terry banged the gavel down on its fate then carried out the sentence, by torching the Mecca Maniac Tome.

After the deed was done, Toll Taker Terry Jones set the shockwaves in motion, by telling the world what he had just done. On the far side of the world, in a region that's mired in the 7th century, the shockwave arrived at 21st century speeds in that bastion of Islamikaze tolerance, Pakistan:

A prominent group in Pakistan, the Jamaat Ahl-e-Sunnat, has called for "death" to US pastor Terry Jones for his act of burning a copy of the Quran and threatened its members will march to the Pakistani capital if the US ambassador is not expelled by April 7.

Sunnat leader Allama Riaz Husain said his organisation was giving "an ultimatum to the federal government that it should banish the US envoy by April 7 or be ready for a long march from Karachi to Islamabad".

Husain said a Shariah or Islamic court comprising 500 clerics associated with the Sunni sect had declared Jones an "international terrorist" for desecrating the Quran and for damaging world peace.

This court had announced capital punishment for Jones, he said.

"We will hold demonstrations outside US embassies in 45 countries for Washington"s failure to take action against Jones," he said. (PTI)

So far, it's the usual Titans of Tolerance meltdown, but there's one final tidbit that propels this one into the Twilight Zone:

Prominent Sunni leader Sahibzada Fazle Karim, who is the chairman of the Sunni Ittehad Council, demanded the convening of a session of the Organisation of the Islamic Conference to announce the establishment of an "Islamic United Nations" to protest the desecration of the Quran.

He suggested that Muslim countries should quit the UN if it does not act against Jones.

An Islamikaze United Nations? We already have one of those. The last time I looked, it was still located in the Big Apple. Moving on, I'm compelled to ask what, exactly, these Islamikazes expect those toothless twerps in the U.N.'s Manhattan headquarters supposed to do with Toll Taker Terry? Send him a sternly worded memo? It's Enquiring minds time, again, in the FSOP.

More Koran Burning Aftershocks
Source: PIG News Wire [03/31/11]

Proving that, contrary to popular myth, Mecca Maniacs DO have a sense of humor, Pakistani officials are doing everything in their power to get at the Florida firebug, Toll Taker Terry Jones. They're unleashing a fusillade of fury, by doing the following:

* The Pakistani senate passed a resolution urging Uncle Sam to bag, tag, and drag Toll Taker Terry into court, and make him pay for his crime.

* The Pakistani senate resolution urges Islamikaze nations to tell the USA and the Black Helicopter Club that 'we're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore' when it comes to 'shameful acts' against Mecca Mania.

* The Pakistani Interior Minister , at the behest of Pakistani President Asi Ali Zardari, sent a letter to Pop Benedict XVI, asking for his help with a Toll Taker who isn't even a Rosary True Believer.

* Interior Minister Rehman Malik also fired off a missive to the Secretary General of Interpol, Ronald Nobel, asking him to do something about Toll Taker Terry Jone's "violent crime".

Curiously, nobody in a position of authority in Pakistan is saying a single word about the murders of Pakistani Christians, the burning of churches, and the murders of the workers at a Pakistani U.N. enclave. Where is their righteous indignation about THAT?

Toll Taker Terry Dissed
Source: Fox [03/28/11]

When some Cross Cult Toll Takers heard the breaking news about Koran torching Toll Taker Terry Jones, it didn't thrill them spitless. What's new? This Terry tidbit:

What they don't love is the visit Pastor Terry Jones is planning -- a protest outside the Islamic Center of America on April 22.

Jones is coming at the invitation of the Order of the Dragon, some newly-formed, obscure group of about five people from up north -- hardly a ringing endorsement for Jones' services.

The Cross Cultists seem to have a very low opinion of Terry Jones:

"Everything he's doing here is a violation of the Gospel," said Pastor Ed Rowe with Central United Methodist Church.

"We do not agree with Terry Jones. We do not agree with his philosophy, and we want to continue to keep this region as unified as we possibly can," said the Rev. Charles Williams II with King Solomon Baptist Church.

"We need more progress than anything right now. What we don't need is any incendiary acts that would push us back," said the Rev. Maurice Rudds with Greater Mount Tabor Baptist Church.

"Too many barriers have already been tore down, and so we say today to all that might hear my voice, we love Muslims, we love Jews, we love all God-fearing people," said the Rev. Charles Williams, Senior with King Solomon Baptist Church.

If you're wondering what those Jihadikaze coddling asshats in CAIR think about this Terry Jones visit, wonder no more:

"Shame on that militia group here in Michigan who was trying to import Mr. Jones, who's a very controversial figure, to try to stir up trouble in their own state," said Dawud Walid with CAIR Michigan.

At least one Wolverine State Islamikaze has a sense of humor about the visit:

"If Pastor Jones is willing to come and dialogue and have a peaceful talk, we would be more than happy to host him," said Imam Steve Elturk with the Council of Islamic Organizations of Michigan.

Imam Steve needs to get out in the real world, more often. If he did that, he'd know that Toll Taker Terry Jones isn't the sit down and have a peaceful talk kind of wingnut.

Tome Triple
Source: PIG News Wire [03/28/11]

Dialing Back The Heat On GLAAD BAAGs?
According to a news story in the Christian Science Monitor, some Evangelical Cross Cultists are taking a baby step, or two, back from the Tome prose that seems to tell GLAAD BAAGs "Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass the Pearly Gates. Do not collect your halo and harp." Obviously the Old Testament scribblers didn’t get the ‘hate the sin, love the sinner’ memo.

One dude who did get the memo is Jay Bakker, the son of a famously sinful Televised Toll Taker Jim Bakker. Like his daddy, Jay is causing an uproar among the faithful, but in his case, it’s not what he did, it’s what he said:

In his new book, “Fall to Grace: A Revolution of God, Self, and Society,” the younger Bakker makes the case that Christians should reconsider their position on homosexuality. Such views may find a hearing among young evangelicals who are shifting on gay and lesbian rights. If the Christian establishment fails to recognize this shift and adjust its rhetoric, leaders may find their young congregants departing, not defending, their churches.

Mr. Bakker, who is straight and divorced, says that religious people for far too long have used selective “clobber scriptures” to condemn gays and lesbians. A closer look at the teachings of the full biblical narrative, he says, leads us away from this position. “The simple fact is that Old Testament references in Leviticus do treat homosexuality as a sin ... a capital offense even,” Bakker writes. “But before you say, ‘I told you so,’ consider this: Eating shellfish, cutting your sideburns and getting tattoos were equally prohibited by ancient religious law.” (Monitor)

Like his father, Jay has learned that straying - even if it’s only philosophically - from the beaten, well traveled, Evangelical, path has adverse consequences:

After Bakker made his views public, every church where he had speaking engagements scheduled for the coming year cancelled. The withdrawal of his church’s biggest donors forced him to lay off his entire church staff.

According to this fishwrap, Jay is part of a movement which seeks to welcome the GLAAD BAAGs in from the cold, a phenomenon that they call ‘a big tent approach to sexuality’. Wishful thinking? You better believe it, eternal fires of Hell Sparky.

Korrecting The Tome, for Fido and Fluffy
Having entirely too much time on their hands, the PETA punks are boldly going where nobody wants, or needs, them to go. After spreading their special brand of joy at fashion shows featuring fur, and eateries like KFC, PETA is refocusing its attention on a good book. They’re focusing their attention on THE Good Book. Why? Why indeed.

PETA thinks the Tome writers are entirely too hard on the critters. After giving it some thought - they had to be stoned out of their alleged minds - they came up with their grand scheme to make the Bible user friendly for Fido and Fluffy, plus all the other critters in the animal kingdom. After hatching this brainfart, PETA fired off a missive to the Committee on Bible Translation, asking for the critter-coddling improvements to the New International Version:

In a letter to translators, the group called the Bible's current text "speciesist" and requested that pronouns like "he" and "she" be used instead of "it" when referring to animals.

"The public now recognizes that animals are feeling, intelligent individuals, capable of joy and suffering," PETA Vice President Bruce Friedrich wrote in the letter.

The cry for change comes after the 2011 NIV Bible was released earlier this month, updated to include more gender-inclusive pronouns like "he or she" and "they" other than the "he" and "him" traditionally found throughout the Old and New Testaments.

PETA said it hopes the switch to include more gender-neutral language will spark translators to readdress the ways animals are referred to in the Bible. Supporters for the change argue that referring to an animal as "it" takes away its special, God-given identity.

"Language matters," Friedrich told CNN. "Calling an animal 'it' denies them something. They are beloved by God. They glorify God." ( NY Daily News)

And what, you ask, do We the PIGs think of this PETA pontificating? Among other things, we conclude that the shock treatments aren’t working.

No Way To Treat A Lady
According to a Brit scholar - a vanishing breed in Islamikaze infested J.O.E. - my pet ‘Mrs. God’ theory might be more than heated Hambo hyperbole. This Brit Egghead - Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a senior lecturer in the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter - discovered that the Old Testament deity, Yahweh, was teamed up with a fertility goddess named Asherah. Since there are artifacts which show Yahweh and Asherah worshiped as a pair, Francesca made an ‘Old Ka-Boom’s better half’ leap of faith.

Did ancient male chauvinist pig scribes red line Asherah? Perhaps, but if they did, they botched it, because her name crops up in the Tome including a passage in its Book of Kings. There’s no smoking gun in this Mrs. God notion, but there are ancient Hebrew inscriptions that mention "Yahweh and his Asherah".

Parting shot: I will refrain from shouting "VINDICATED", but I’m officially declaring that "Vindicated" is now in play, where my Mrs. God theory is concerned.

More Religion of Peace Tolerance
Source: Hambo’s Hammer [03/14/11]

We heard the ‘religion of peace’ song and dance from CAIR, Islamikaze Congresspunk Keith Ellison, and other Mecca Maniac spin doctors, who were setting their hair on fire over Congressman King’s hearings about radicalized America-dwelling Islamikazes. I heard more of this ‘it’s a lie to call Islam and Islamikazes violent’ during Medved’s show, this week. All the President’s men poop out the same spin with monotonous regularity. It’s a nice try, but I’m not convinced.

Today, we have another religion of peace drama wherein those notoriously tolerant Islamikazes settled a difference of opinion with a hail of bullets. Been there? Done that? I agree, but I don’t remember traveling down this particular religion of peace road.

This time, we have Islamikazes on both ends of this shooting. The bull’s-eye is - stand by to be thrilled - an Islamikaze cleric whose crime against ‘Islam’ is this: he ‘ embraced nonviolence and spoke out against the sectarian violence plaguing northeast Nigeria’. The armed and dangerous titans of tolerance are some hard core Islamikaze hammerheads called ‘Boko Harma’. What’s their damage? What indeed:

Boko Haram (literally, "Western or non-Islamic education is a sin") is a controversial Nigerian militant Islamist group that seeks the imposition of Shariah law in the northern states of Nigeria. (Wikipedia)

The Canadian Press reported their 'meeting of the minds’ this way:

Imam Ibrahim Ahmed Abdullahi died in the shade of his Maiduguri mosque after gunmen from the Boko Haram sect apparently jumped out of a sport utility vehicle and opened fire, witnesses told The Associated Press. Abdullahi suffered five gunshot wounds and died as the gunmen apparently escaped into the restive city.

Authorities thought they destroyed Boko Haram in 2009 after Nigeria’s military crushed its mosque into concrete shards, and its leader was arrested and died in police custody. But now, more than a year later, Maiduguri and surrounding villages again live in fear of the group. Western diplomats also worry that the sect is catching the attention of al-Qaida’s North Africa branch.

Boko Haram, which means “Western education is sacrilege” in the local Hausa language, has engineered a massive prison break and killed a prominent gubernatorial candidate in recent months. Police also accuse members of the group of carrying out targeted assassinations against local religious leaders and others who speak out against the group.

Let’s recap, just for the hell of it. When a no bull crap peace loving Imam tries to promote Islamikaz peace, the titans of Islamikaze tolerance gun him down. I wonder how the Mecca Mania apologists will explain that one.

Parting shot: Will the punks at CAIR man up and speak out against this murder of, a no shit, peace-loving Islamist? Will Congressman Keith Ellison turn on the water works and blubber in front of the cameras over the murder of Imam Ibrahim Ahmed Abdullahi? Will any of these Islamikaze apologists submit Boko Haram to the verbal evisceration that they perpetrated on Congressman King? Not a chance and it's their silence which tells us all we need to know about these Jihadikaze venerating Quislings.

Westboro Hits A New Low
Source: PIG News Wire [03/11/11]

How, you ask, will the Westboro Baptist hate-a-thon celebrate the victory in the U. S. Supreme Court? According to their latest threat, they plan to show up at the funeral for 7 Perry County (Pennsylvania) children who died in a fire this week. Why would they do that? Why indeed.

It has nothing to do with GLAAD BAAGs. It has nothing to do with their Jihad against America and its military. It has EVERYTHING to do with making everyone talk about them. By and large, the Westboro Baptist turds are a group of attention whores who delight in all the coverage their hate-a-thon antics get in news outlets from sea to shining sea. They love pissing people off. They love provoking a response. They love using their law degrees to make those who come after them pay in court. When it comes to being titanic turds, they’re the perfect storm of steaming shit.

Will they show up to make the untimely demise of these children an even bigger tragedy? Probably. Will the justice system officials protect them from getting the living shit beat out of them? Probably. Do I fervently wish that someone would go OLD SCHOOL on these assholes and inflict grievous bodily harm on the festering Westboro sore on humanity’s asshole? You better believe it, Sparky.

Parting shot: I plead guilty to hypocrisy, but I am fed up with these rat bastards. There is NO FATE, no matter how horrific, which could befall them - EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM - which would elicit an iota of sympathy from me. If their goal is to be hated, they can deploy the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner.

Pagans Want A Piece of the Action
Source: PIG News Wire [03/04/11]

It’s census time in J.O.E., and a group of Brit pagans, the Pagan Federation, wants druids, witches, wiccans, shamans, sacred ecologists, odinists and heathens to stand up and be counted, by marking off ‘pagan’ on the optional question about religion. The Pagan Federation and the British Humanist Association opines that pagans - in all their diverse incarnations - were egregiously undercounted during the 2001 Census. As a result, the Brit Nanny State carved out too many ‘faith schools’.

I’m not up to speed on any supernaturalism-based ‘perks’ doled out by the Brit Nanny State, but, whatever they are, Brit pagans are determined to grab a larger share of them from those dastardly Cross Cultists. Unhappily, severing the Nanny State umbilical isn’t even in play for these bean counting pagans. More’s the pity...

FEBRUARY 2011

Islamikaze Tolerance In J.O.E.
Source: Hambo’s Hammer [02/22/11]

Unless you’ve been in a coma, it’s no longer noteworthy, when a group of Islamikaze hammerheads attack somebody because the Infidel gave Mecca Mania a boo-boo. For our purposes, ‘gave Mecca Mania a boo-boo’ translates as taught some young Islamikaze wenches things that these titans of tolerance didn’t want them to know. I know what you’re thinking, mind in the gutter Sparky, and it’s not THAT.

Armed with a knife an iron rod and a block of cement, Akmol Hussein, 26, Sheikh Rashid, 27, Azad Hussain, 25, and Simon Alam, 19 ambushed an educrat named Gary Smith and tried like hell to kill him. Gary Smith survived the savage beating which left him with a slashed face and a fractured skull, along with assorted other painful mementos. For Gary Smith, Islamikaze tolerance is a very painful concept.

What, you ask, was Gary’s sin against Islam? He is the head of religious Educrap at Central Foundation Girls’ School in Bow, east LONDON. That’s right, PIGsters, this violent outburst of Islamikaze Tolerance happened in J.O.E. In this case, J.O.E. no longer stands for Jolly Old England; it stands for Jihadikaze Occupied England.

Is this Islamikaze tolerance coming to your neighborhood cess-school? You better believe it, Sparky, because for Islamikazes ‘assimilation’ means beating Infidels into submission.

Holy Rollers Can’t Say ‘No’
Source: Washington Post [02/18/11]

This week, the Obama Regime’s Health and Human Services Department thrilled the snot out of true believers, when they reversed a rule of engagement that reached critical mass in the waning days of Bush 43's term in office. Labeled the ‘conscience’ rule, it gave health workers covering fire, when they refused to provide a specific kind of care, if the worker deemed it ‘objectionable’ on personal or religious grounds.

The ruling allowed true believers to ‘just say no’ when asked to treat GLAAD BAAGs, prescribe birth control to single women, or provide Plan B, the emergency contraceptive. You don’t need Nostradamus to tell you that Moonbats, Korrectniks, and other ‘for the good of society as a whole’ alleged humans have ‘issues’ with the ‘conscience’ rule. Their angst finally prodded Barry’s regime into changing the problematic rule.

The Washington Post explains the revised rules of HHS engagement, this way:

Calling the Bush-era rule "unclear and potentially overbroad in scope," the new, much narrower version essentially leaves in place only long-standing federal protections for workers who object to performing abortions or sterilizations. It also retains the Bush rule's formal process for workers to file complaints.

"The department supports clear and strong conscience protections for health-care providers who are opposed to performing abortions," the rule states.

The new regulation, which goes into effect in 30 days, also ensures that no federal money can be used to "support coercive or discriminatory policies or practices in violation of federal law."

The Bush regulation, if enforced, would have cut off federal funding for thousands of entities, including state and local governments, hospitals, health plans and clinics, if they did not accommodate doctors, nurses, pharmacists or other employees who refused to participate in care they felt violated their personal, moral or religious beliefs.

The rule was sought by conservative groups, which argued that workers were increasingly being fired, disciplined or penalized in other ways for trying to exercise their "right of conscience."

With Uncle Sam trying to seize control of all healthcare, this regulatory change will loom larger, as the feds take charge of American medicine. Stay tuned for Holy Roller blowback.

The Will To Thrill
Source: PIG News Wire [02/04/11]

For the second year in a row the University of Texas - San Antonio’s evangelizing atheists - the Atheist Agenda group - has the will to thrill the snot out of Cross Cultists, and assorted other true believers. This outburst of atheist evangelism is so simple, its name alone - "Smut for Smut" - gets you within hailing distance of the big picture.

Here’s how it works. If you’re a true believer, all you need to do is turn in your Tome (Bible) and you will get some porn magazines in return. A San Antonio boob tube outlet share responses from the two sides of this issue.

Cross Cult Viewpoint: "I can see that God can definitely use this for a greater purpose," UTSA student Alex Liu said. "And I see a lot of Christian organizations coming together, you know, to be brothers and sisters standing up for their faith."

Atheist Agenda Viewpoint: "It is to send a message that the stuff in the bible, and the Quran, and the Torah, and all that sort of thing is, in our case worse, in our opinion worse, than pornography," explained UTSA student Kyle Bush.

No matter what you think of "Smut for Smut", this outburst of atheist evangelism does have a worthwhile consequence. It has students at UTSA out and about to discuss something more intellectually stimulating than Lady Gaga, and/or ‘Jersey Shore’. It has groups of students with divergent viewpoints discussing their philosophical convictions. It’s not much, and far from enough, but I’ll still take it.

JANUARY 2011

Banned In Arkansas
Source: PIG News Wire [01/28/11]

For the capitalists running the Harps supermarket in Mountain View (Arkansas), the Traditional Family Value’s crisis reached critical mass, with the arrival of THAT ISSUE of ‘Us Weekly’. Alarmed that some tyke might - GASP - see that horrifying cover image, the food emporium’s managers had to do something.

After discussing their options, the Harps brainiacs decided that the best way to deal with the matter involved putting a ‘family shield’ over the cover photo of Elton John with his main squeeze, David Furnish, showing off their new baby. A GLAAD BAAG couple holding their nipper? WE won’t allow such things in the state which spawned the patron saint of philandering, Bill ‘Hey baby, want to be my cigar humidor’ Clinton.

Eventually, after a Gawker posting helped the derision reach epic levels, Harpers’ management pulled their heads out of their butts and dropped the ‘family shield’ like a bad habit.

Another ACLU Adventure
Source: PIG News Wire [01/21/11]

Faced with an ACLU lawsuit, the Aloha State’s state Senate, beat a hasty retreat. Instead of putting up a fierce legal fight, they ran up the white flag. As a result, Hawaii’s state Senate became the first state legislative body in the USA to jettison the prayer which heretofore was offered at the beginning of each session.

Predictably, this fiasco began, last summer, when a free ranging busybody complained about the prayer. In short order, the ACLU sent a ‘knock it off, or else’ missive to the state Senate. The prayers, they noted, often referred to the Cross Dude, by name, a practice which violates the separation of church and state - as interpreted by the ACLU.

The breaking news, here, isn’t the ACLU threat. It isn’t even the whining of a free ranging busybody. For me, it's breaking news that the state Senate in a terminally lefty enclave like Hawaii had that opening prayer gig in the first place. What will their favorite son, Barry Obama, say when he finds out that Hawaii’s state Senate was praying to a DIFFERENT Messiah?

Southern Fried Brotherly Love
Source: Yahoo News [01/18/11]

On his inauguration day, Alabama’s new Governor, Robert Bentley, started off his first term in office with what appears to be a rhetorical stumble. ‘Stumble’ is, I admit, a matter of interpretation and might be due to this pagan scribbler’s unfamiliarity with Southern Fried Kulture. Given that, I’m willing to concede, at the outset, that it’s a tradition for a newly minted Alabama Governor to shove his foot down his throat all the way up to his knee.

The magic moment transpired, after his inauguration ceremony, when he paid a visit to a Cross Cult Toll Booth - the Dexter Avenue King memorial Church. Inspired, no doubt, by his surroundings, Governor Bentley stepped in it, when he got a tad too real about his supernaturalism:

"Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother....If the Holy Spirit lives in you that makes you my brothers and sisters. Anyone who has not accepted Jesus, I want to be your brothers and sisters, too."

You’ll be thrilled to learn that Governor Bentley welcomes siblings of all races into his expanded ‘family’, but the differently-religious, and the differently Christian, need not apply. Believe it or not, there are some residents of Alabama who have problems with that. Go figure...

"Does it mean that those who according to him are not saved are less important than those who are saved? Does he want those of us who do not belong to the Christian faith to adopt his faith? That should be toned down. That's not what we need. If he means that, I hope he changes it. We don't want evangelical politicians. They can be whatever in their private life."
– Ashfaq Taufique, president of the Birmingham Islamic Society

"His comments are not only offensive, but also raise serious questions as to whether non-Christians can expect to receive equal treatment during his tenure as governor. If he [was/is using the office of governor to advocate for Christian conversion], he is dancing dangerously close to a violation of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which forbids government from promoting the establishment of any religion. "
– Bill Nigut, Anti-Defamation League regional director

Ironically, Governor Bentley’s divisive pronouncement managed to succeed where so many have failed. On this particular subject, the Islamikazes at the Birmingham Islamic Society and the JOOOOOS at the ADL are on the same side. When was the last time THAT happened?

Update: On Wednesday, Governor Bentley added a new item to his ‘to do’ list: rebuild the bridges he torched with his flapping gums. After spending quality time in private meetings with the JOOOOS, and ‘other faith leaders’, Governor Bentley met with the news nitwits, where he continued his apology tour. Will he get ‘er done? Perhaps, but his ability to make ‘them’ forgive and forget depends, in large part, on how successful he is, when it comes to solving his state’s problems.

Islamikaze Tolerance Spreads More Joy
Source: PIG News Wire [01/14/11]

Hounded from the ‘Hood
Massoud Fouroozanden did a header into Islamikaze tolerance, because he didn’t adhere to the code of conduct perpetrated by his Islamikaze neighbors. The local Islamikazes objected to almost everything about Iranian born Massoud:

The female members of his family don’t wear the headscarf.

His cars - which were vandalized and torched - had a cross hanging inside.

Finally, Massoud is the head dude at a Cross Cult Toll Booth named the Church of Love.

I know what you’re thinking and you’d be right about him ‘tempting fate by being openly Christian in a predominantly Islamikaze country. There’s just one problem with that theory. Massoud - before he fled with his family to save their lives - lived in the Vollsmose area of Denmark’s third largest city: Odense. That’s right, PIGsters, it’s no longer safe to live as a devout Christian in certain parts of Denmark.

Pissed at the Pope
If you think that the Jihadikazes who infest Pakistan in such large numbers are ardent fans of Pope Benedict XVI, get over it. In fact, based on quotes like these, I’m detecting a subtle hint of hostility:

"Pakistan is an Islamic ideological state and the Pope cannot tell us to change our laws, which are in conformity to our belief." Hafiz Hussain Ahmed, a senior leader of Jamiat-e-Ulema Islam, one of the country's largest Islamic groups.

"The Pope's statement is an insult to Muslims across the world." Farid Paracha, the leader of Jamaat-i-Islami, the most powerful Islamic party in the nation. (The Australian)

What did the Pope say that has Jihadikazes setting their hair on fire? He sounded off - and not for the first time - on Pakistan’s blasphemy laws which impose the death penalty on those who insult Mecca Mania. If you’ve been paying attention, you know how low the Islamikazes set the bar for ‘insult’. The Pope is, undoubtedly, painfully aware of that, and many other things, all of which prompted him to make this statement:

"I once more encourage the leaders of that country to take the necessary steps to abrogate that law. The tragic murder of the governor of Punjab shows the urgent need to make progress in this direction." (Australian)

If you think this exchange of pleasantries ends the matter, get over it. The Jihadikazes aren’t content with a simple ‘bite me’. The last time I checked, some influential Pakistani clerics were spouting terminally ‘tolerant’ death threats against the Pope. Keep your head down, Vatican Sparky.

Another Cross Crisis Reaches Critical Mass
Source: Fox News [01/04/11]

The 29-foot cross on the Korean War memorial has been a fixture in a San Diego public park, since the war memorial was dedicated 56 years ago. No harm, no foul? That depends upon whom you ask. There are some who think it’s very harmful and downright foul. In fact, for at least 2 decades, the usual suspects have been tilting the church vs state windmills in our court system, trying to get it removed.

They got their wish, this week, when a 3-judge panel of the 9th Circus banged the gavel down on the Mount Soledad cross. The cross, the judges decreed, is unconstitutional, because it blatantly ‘endorses religion’.

According to the Vietnam vet who pressed the issue, Philip Paulson - he was aided and abetted by the ACLU - the Mount Soledad cross blatantly excludes veterans who aren’t Cross Cultists. I get that, sort of, but I’m compelled to wonder what he’ll whine about next, after the cross is removed from Mount Soledad.

His contention that this particular cross is overtly religious and demonstrably Cross Cult isn’t without merit. You see, the fun fact about the Mount Soledad cross is that it predates the Korean War memorial by at least 3 decades. In its pre-memorial era, the Mount Soledad cross was an unambiguous player in local Cross Cult rituals. After its original dedication on an Easter Sunday, the Mount Soledad cross was used for Cross Cult services, for 3 decades, until it was transformed into a war memorial.

Given the Mount Soledad cross’s Cross Cult origins and its long time use as the centerpiece for Cross Cult worship services, arguing that it doesn’t symbolize one, and only one, religion is a very hard sell. It proved too hard a sell for the cross’s defenders who made that pitch to the 9th Circus.

Parting shot: Is the Mount Soledad cross living on borrowed time? It appears that way, unless the U.S. Supreme Court steps in to rescue it. Stay tuned for the thrilling finale.

DECEMBER 2010

More Adventures In Islamikaze Tolerance
Source: PIG News Wire [12/31/10]

Maldives Meltdown
If you never heard of Maldives and couldn’t pick it out of a lineup, don’t feel like the lone ranger. You’ll be underwhelmed to learn that it’s nation which is comprised of a group of islands, in the Indian Ocean. You’ll be thrilled spitless to find out that Mecca Mania is its official state religion. In fact, perpetrating another religion in this outpost of Islamikaze tolerance will get you arrested.

Arrested? You better believe it Sparky:

Management at the Jade Bistro cafe on Boduthakurufaanu Magu have apologised to any Maldivians that may have been offended by a “festive” lunch promotion offered over the Christmas period that has since attracted protests and the attention of police in the capital.

The offer was criticised as a Christmas celebration by religious groups like the Adhaalath Party and the Islamic Foundation of the Maldives (IFM), which have both praised local police for yesterday stopping the promotion at the café.

Police Sub-Inspector Ahmed Shiyam said that officers had been sent to the cafe after complaints were received from a member of the public about the incident. ‘’The place was decorated for Christmas with items related to the celebration, police arrested one person from the cafe to clarify more information about the case. They were also released last night,’’ said Shiyam.

In a statement addressed to the “people of Maldives”, the management at Jade bistro apologised to anyone “offended” by the incident, which it said had been a special promotional lunch for expats living and working in the Maldives. “Our intention was never to upset anyone,” the statement read. “We offered a promotion to those who were away from their homes and families and wanted to enjoy a traditional meal with friends. This promotion was simply about good food and nothing else.” (Minivan News)

The eatery’s crime against Islam is serving a Christmas dinner to differently-Islamikaze individuals, who are a long way from home. It sounds harmless to me, but to the relentlessly tolerant Islamikazes it make the eatery’s owners public enemy number one.

Stop The Music!
Those paragons of tolerance and understanding, Mecca Maniac clerics, are spreading their special brand of joy in India. Determined to exterminate any residual joy life might bring, the clerics from an Indian Islamikaze cabal, JamiatUlema Hind, issued a holy hit - non lethal, for now - against using Disc Jockeys at weddings. They also banned a display of dowery goods by members of the community, during weddings.

Why the bans? Music is fun, making it a no-no. Dowery goods on display? I can’t help you with that one. All they would say is ‘it’s against Sharia law’. I don’t doubt that, for a minute. Given the mountain of minutia that’s outlawed under Sharia, wouldn’t it be much simpler to print off the 5 or 6 things that haven’t been outlawed by Sharia, yet?

Somali Jihadikazes Have A Hot Flash For Barry
When it comes to the relationship between America and Somali Jihadikazes, it’s a one-way street. America is a ‘donor’ country, which has seen at least 20 our born and/or raised here Islamikazes of Somali lineage traveling to Somalia to join their Jihadikaze ‘brothers’ in the fight to create a worldwide caliphate. Many of these emigrants have died over there, a fun fact which doesn’t bother me in the least.

One of the primary Jihadikaze groups operating in Somalia is Al-Shabab - a relentlessly fun outfit which is responsible for the most outrageous Jihadikaze atrocities in Somalia. So far, Al-Shabab has confined its activities to Somalia, but that is destined to change, because they’re ready, willing, and eager to take their show on the road, to America.

Will they show up here to perpetrate their murderous Jihadikaze bullshit? That eventuality depends on how The One responds to the demand served up by an Al-Shabab leader:

“We tell the American President Barack Obama to embrace Islam before we come to his country,” said Fuad Mohamed “Shongole” Qalaf. (Fox News)

If Al-Shabab wants Barry to go over to the dark side as a full tilt Islamikaze, that might be arranged. Al-Shabab can have him, but, We the People would insist that it’s a one-time-only, no returns allowed transaction. He resigns, then he leaves, forever. As a bonus, we’ll throw in Joe Biden, free of charge.

If Al-Shabab calls within the next 24 hours, we’ll even provide free transportation for Barry and Biden. Operators are standing by for that call.

Adventures In Islamikaze Tolerance
Source: PIG News Wire [12/24/10]

The Sandbox
In theory, there’s nothing wrong with naming a school after an Arabian poet whose acts of generosity are the stuff of legend. In practice, Sandbox officials just forced the Hatem Al Tai School, to change its name. Why? You’ll be thrilled:

“Education sources said the decision to change the school’s name was because Hatem Al Tai was a blasphemous man who had lived during the Jahiliyya era before Islam…several intellects in the city criticized the decision and considered it as an act of fanaticism, which is hated in Islam.”

Hatem Al Tai was a famous pre-Islamic Jahiliyyah Arabian poet. He was a Christian and belonged to the Ta’i Arabian tribe in north Saudi Arabia. (Emirates 14/7)

Hatem Al Tai was good man, a good man who seems to be a proper role model for Sandbox young ‘uns. Instead of being honored, he’s being denigrated by Sandbox stoneheads who just demonstrated how utterly myopic they are in their supernaturalism.

Parting shot: The noxious stench wafting up from the Sandbox is coming from that steaming pile of turds: Islamikaze ‘tolerance’.

Somalia
On December 16th, a Jihadikaze group operating in Somalia - Al-Shabaab - showed their legendary tolerance for the differently-Islamic, by destroying a Christian library that was located in a derelict farm. Demonstrating that marvelous, religion of peace, acceptance of other religions, the Jihadikazes destroyed the library, after extracting its contents for that iconic ritual of those who differently venerate individual liberty: a book burning.

After the noon prayer, the Tomes, Christian books and audio/visual material were set afire in the town square.

Parting shot: There’s nothing like the stench of burning books to give you that warm, fuzzy, Mecca Maniac tolerance, feeling. Call me names if you must, but, after taking in all this Mecca Maniac tolerance, burning their hell-inspired TOME is sounding a lot more civilized than it did a few weeks ago.

Bangladesh
A month ago, those titans of tolerance, those icons of individual liberty, the Islamikazes, decided to teach a Bangladeshi woman, Sufia Begum, the errors of her ways, after she was accused of getting horizontal and squishy with her stepson. Suitably motivated, the tolerant, liberty venerating, elders of the village, along with those relentlessly fun guys - Islamikaze clerics - decreed that Sufia must pay for her ‘sin’ with a Sharia-approved punishment - 40 lashes with a cane.

Did this 40-year-old sinner repent her sin? That’s hard to say, but I can assure you that Sufia will never sin again, because a month after these smugly sanctimonious scumbags beat her with canes, she died from the injuries inflicted during the caning. Do the assholes who perpetrated give a rat’s ass? Probably not, but the proper authorities are doing what they can to track down the guilty parties.

Parting shot: I’ve had it with these Islamikaze rustics and their brutish ways. Since they can’t, and won’t, pull their heads out of their asses, it’s time to give them a taste of equally brutish blowback. I say, round up the elders and clerics from that village in Bangladesh, shove a high pressure fire hose up their asses, then pump them full of pig shit until they f**king explode.

Malaysia
This episode of tolerance on parade, answers the question: how ‘tolerant’ are they. This answer is, as usual, relentlessly thrilling. If you think that Islamikazes only practice their peculiar form of tolerance on the differently-Islamic, get over it. They’re also pre-disposed toward being relentlessly tolerant with individuals who are ‘similarly’ but not ‘identically’ Islamic. What, exactly does that mean? What indeed.

In Malaysia, which is dominated by Sunni Mecca Maniacs, ‘similarly’ but not ‘identically’ Islamic means if you’re a Shia Islamikaze who is caught perpetrating your supernaturalism in Malaysia, you’re guilty of practicing an ‘outlawed’ flavor of Mecca Mania. If the Malaysian authorities decide to get snarky with you, it might result in a two year vacation in a Malaysian graybar hotel.

The latter fate, awaits a pair of Iranian Shia Mecca Maniacs who were rounded up during a recent crackdown that bagged 200 Shiites - the aforementioned Iranians, plus some Indonesians and Paikstanis. The excuse for this crackdown, is also infused with ‘tolerance’. Malaysian offices worry about Shiites because, unlike those ‘can’t we all just get along Sunnis’, the Shiites don’t distinguish between non-Shia Islamikazes and infidels. As far as Shiites are concerned, it’s okey dokey to kill a Sunni, because if you’re not Shia, you’re fair ‘just kill them all’ game.

Bethlehem
For many Cross Cultists, there are few religious experiences which come close to attending a Midnight Mass in the Church of the Nativity on the night of December 24th. For true believers, it marks the beginning of their savior’s journey, a journey which culminates on that cross on Calvary.

Given the importance of the cross in Christianity, it’s not breaking news that true believers who make the pilgrimage to Bethlehem either carry a cross, wear a cross, and/or wear clothes which are festooned with a cross. As a result, the cross has become a familiar part of Christmas Eve in Bethlehem...until this year.

In 2010, the cross has been banished from Bethlehem. Why? Do I really need to spell it out for you? Probably not, but I’ll do it, anyway. Due to the antics of the notoriously mild mannered titans of tolerance, who never raise their voices in anger, the Islamikazes, the cross is now banned from from shops which sell them as souvenirs for tourists and pilgrims. Local football (soccer) teams have removed the cross from their uniforms. Will that appease the unappeasable Islamikazes? We both know the answer to that one.

The cross is banned in Bethlehem? That’s crap, and you can quote me.

Parting shot: How much more of this rage a holic Islamikaze bullshit are we going to take, before the world’s rational adults get seriously pissed and take the necessary steps to put and end to this Islamikaze rage-a-thon? How much longer will it take, before we understand that they won’t stop until the world’s rational adults MAKE them stop?

Mecca Maniac Justice
Source: Golden Oinks [12/17/10]

Proving our contention that Mecca Mania is a mortal enemy of individual liberty, Pakistani authorities took Islamikaze stupidity to record-shattering levels. As usual, it involves a baseless charge of denigrating the Mecca Maniac prophet.

This infamous injustice started for a Mecca Maniac doctor - Haushad Valiyani - when a pharmaceutical salesman entered the doctor’s office. During the exchange of sales oriented pleasantries, the salesman gave the doctor his card. For some reason, Doctor Valiyani wasn’t impressed by the sales pitch, so he did what any rational adult would do. He threw away the business card, right in front of the salesman. So what? So plenty.

In record time, the salesman was in the local police station, accusing Doctor Valiyani of blasphemy. Blasphemy? Exactly, because the name of the salesman is MUHAMMAD Faizan. By throwing away a business card bearing the name Muhammad, Doctor Valiyani is, this caterwauling cretin insists, guilty of insulting the Mecca Maniac prophet.

I am OUTRAGED to report that this steaming load of bullshit worked, because the local police promptly arrested Doctor Valiyani. When last seen, he was languishing in a graybar suite, while the Pakistani injustice system mulls this blasphemy charge, which is serious shit, since blasphemy is punishable by DEATH.

Mecca Mania News Nuggets
Source: PIG News Wire [12/10/10]

[FYI: This PIG News item introduces a new entry for your FSOP Lexicon: "Religion of Pieces". It denotes the condition of a Jihadikaze, and his victims, after a homicide bombing. It also reflects the Jihadikaze enthusiasm for beheadings.]

Myth of Moderate Islamikaze Exposed?
The myth of the moderate Mecca Maniac took a hit, this week, when the Pew Research Center released the results of a new poll. Among other things, it found that a majority of Mecca Maniacs ‘welcome a significant role for Islam in their countries’ political life’. What, exactly, is moderate about a theocracy which imposes that arch enemy of individual liberty, Sharia law?

According to the survey, majorities in Pakistan, Egypt, Jordan and Nigeria would favor changing current laws to allow stoning as a punishment for adultery, hand amputation for theft and death for those who convert from Islam to another religion. About 85% of Pakistani Muslims said they would support a law segregating men and women in the workplace.

Muslims in Indonesia, Egypt, Nigeria and Jordan were among the most enthusiastic, with more than three-quarters of poll respondents in those countries reporting positive views of Islam's influence in politics: either that Islam had a large role in politics, and that was a good thing, or that it played a small role, and that was bad. (L.A. Times)

Even Turkey, which was, in bygone days, touted as the brave new world of an ‘almost’ secular Mecca Maniac country, had slightly more than half of those surveyed giving a thumbs up to Mecca Mania in government. In Turkey’s case, given their headlong dash backwards, toward Sharia, the respondents better be careful what they wish for, because they might not be as thrilled after Turkey finishes its devolution into seventh century supernaturalism, AKA an Islamic State.

Endangered Species
There is, believe it or not, there is something much rarer, much more elusive, than the mythical ‘moderate’ Mecca Maniac. Elusive or not, one came out of hiding in occupied Israel - AKA the Palestinian Authority. His name is Walid Husayin and he’s that astonishing anomaly, a Palestinian atheist. Holy rugged promised land individualism, Batman!

Walid strayed onto the Palestinian Authority radar, after he aimed some rhetorical chin music at the Religion of Pieces on his blog. Sounding utterly PIGish, Walid called Mecca Mania a religion of "irrationality and ignorance", then he kicked it up a notch by calling Allah a "primitive Bedouin". Needless to say, these cyberspace pleasantries didn’t go unnoticed.

Palestinian military police arrested Husayin on Oct. 31 after he posted comments deemed offensive to Islam on his Facebook page and blog. Defaming Islam is a crime in the West Bank.

A friend said Husayin posted the apology on his blog on Nov. 29, most likely with the hope that it would lead to his release. He spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue.

He posted the apology from a Palestinian military lockup in the northern West Bank town of Qalqilya, his hometown. It was not known whether prison authorities were aware or if the letter was part of an agreement for his release.

He has yet to be charged, Palestinian military spokesman Ahmed Mubayad said Monday. He hinted at the possibility Husayin could be released in the coming days by saying "there'll be something positive," but did not mention the apology letter. (Fox News)

Walid might think getting out of jail is spiffy, but I have my doubts. He might want to stay there, because that’s the only part of the West Bank where he’ll be safe.

Although the Islamikaze killjoys took down Walid’s Arabic posts, his English language posts are still up for grabs. Unfortunately, I think the next posting about Walid - after he’s released - will be his obituary. The Religion of Pieces won’t tolerate Walid’s foray into the freedom of speech.

Parting shot: A Palestinian atheist? Seriously? Learn something new every day.

Return Engagement
Source: Hambo's Hammer [12/01/10]

If you’re a fan of Family Radio Inc...Or, if you can pick Family Radio’s founder, Harold Camping, out of a lineup, you’ve already heard the news. If neither of the foregoing applies to you, I’ll give it to you straight: Harold did the math and calculated that the Cross Dude will begin his Return Engagement on May 21, 2011. That gives you 171 days to get ready for it. I’ll trust you to know what ‘being ready’ entails, because this pagan scribbler hasn’t got a clue.

Apparently, Harold thinks Tennessee denizens need all the time they can get to be ready, because, leaving nothing to chance, Family Radio, Inc. has deployed at least 40 billboards around Nashville, to spread this breaking news.

The Tennessean served up these rapturous details:

There are 24 shopping days left till Christmas.

And 171 days left until Jesus' second coming.

That's the message on 40 billboards around Nashville, proclaiming May 21, 2011, as the date of the Rapture. Billboards are up in eight other U.S. cities, too.

Fans of Family Radio Inc., a nationwide Christian network, paid for the billboards. Family Radio's founder, Harold Camping, predicted the May date for the Rapture.

Their message is simple — "He Is Coming Again" — and their aim is to get unbelievers to turn around quickly. But critics say the billboards are a waste of time, one more failed attempt to predict the end of the world.

The Rapture is going to be a great day for God's people but awful for everyone else, said Allison Warden, 29, who orchestrated Nashville's billboard campaign. She's a volunteer with WeCanKnow.com, a website set up by followers of Family Radio. She and other fans designed the billboards, along with T-shirts, bumper stickers and postcards to get Camping's predictions out.

Warden traveled from her home in Raleigh, N.C., to Nashville last week to check out the billboards, purchased through the end of the year. She wouldn't say how much they cost or name who paid for them.

She is absolutely sure that Camping's prediction is right.

"It's a certainty," she said.

Allison might be convinced that Harold Camping has nailed it, but other Toll Takers tend to disagree. One of them is Rev. Fred Fuller, the Toll Taker at Madison Campus Seventh-day Adventist Church:

"The Bible says no one knows the day or the hour," he said. "I don't believe that date-setting or the scare tactic of an immediate date is a biblical approach."

Rev. Fuller’s doubts about Harold Camping are well founded, because, as PIG News reported in December 2009, this isn’t the first time that Harold has crunched some numbers and arrived at an important, Cross Cult Calendar Calculation:

On Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping's believers gathered inside Alameda's Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.

But the world did not end. Camping allowed that he may have made a mathematical error. He spent the next decade running new calculations, as well as overseeing a media company that has grown significantly in size and reach. (S.F. Gate)

Harold’s track record as a prognosticator doesn’t inspire confidence. Like PIG’s Professor of Piety, I think I’ll side with Rev. Fuller on this one. Nice try, but no cigar, Fred.